Risks Before Swine
Flicking through the Budget Red Book (as one does) Guido’s eye alights on page 131. The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) is cutting £44 million from “animal disease surveillance through a more risk-based approach to monitoring and enforcement and by sharing costs with industry“.
The same beloved “risk-based approach” as was advocated by the then Chancellor Brown and his SpAd, Ed Balls, for financial markets? The same.
Just as Swine Flu approaches British shores? Don’t worry, it started in America…
and this:
http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/gloucestershireheadlines/Action-bird-mess-Gloucester/article-937356-detail/article.html#StartComments
The republicans cut $900 million for pandemic preparedness from Obama’s stimulus bill.
The idea is to destroy the UK so this initiative on the eve of a possible Swine ‘flu pandemic is simply a logical step for NaziLabour to take.
Grex, the Democrats have a majority in both houses of Congress and Obama – a Democrat – is, of course, President.
How, exactly, did the Republicans accomplish this all on their own? Did all the Democrats take the day off while the Republicans show up?
I think you are full of it.
Look, there is nothing wrong with cutting back on all this stuff to do with animal and human diseases, just look how well it turned out when New Labour could not be arsed to pay to fix a drainage leak in one if it’s research facilities, because they wanted the private company next door to pick up the tab instead, then blaming them for causing a foot and mouth outbreak. Ultimately the taxpayer took a large hit for the outbreak New Labour were culpable for, instead of the cheap fix of a drain.
Labour always like false economies.
How about cutting the £20bn ID cards, oh wait, better not upset the New World Order and EUSSR and their desire for control and subjugation of the world’s people. How about stopping the £11bn email/phone surveillance system, better not, can’t control the people without it.
Whilst the UK economy burns, public sector spending on idiot projects continues out of control. New Labour are shit to the core.
Smuggle me into No 10 or HoP..
l could be a “dirty bomb” !.
Meds l’m taking (Creon 100000)
“..is a high strength pancreatic enzyme supplement…..blah.grunt…grunt…blah..
The enzymes are extracted from pig pancreas glands”
guess l was just born lucky…
There’s suspicion that these diseases are not natural, but concocted. See
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=10595 which suggests they originated with the American military.
There’s a report on the Guardian website that Smith has dropped the main proposals for persoanl sureveillance of emails, web visits etc. We had better watch the devil in the detail however.
The whole pandemic subject is fraught with poor science and even poorer advice – viz the disgraceful handling og the F&M outbreak a few years ago. There was/is allegedly a plan devised in Europe many years ago to eradicate stock farming entirely in the UK leaving the land dedicated only to grain and vegetables – and now of course biofuels. What better way to achieve this politically unacceptable end than by engineered animal pandemics, this forcing farmers to give up of their ‘own free will’?
The drive to ban the hunting and shooting of deer is another possible means of decimating our livestock. F&M is carried by cloven-hooved animals only. The country is over-run now with wild deer. By culling them it would also be possible to keep track of any F&M in the wild. The veto on culling badgers which carry TB is another such nonsense, with possibly sinister intentions and effects. Sick badgers flourish whilst cattle inc rare breeds are culled.
The drastic shrinkage of the farming sector is one of Labour’s not-so-hidden scandals – we can no longer have any hope of feeding ourselves. In addition, the Russians who have us over a barrel for our energy needs can use their oil and gas to requisition, via a kind of trade blackmail, the bulk of Europe’s grain for the forseeable future. Due to the lack of land cultivating food in the UK, we would be at a severe risk of and even worse kind of blackmail should we ever decide to leave the leeching EU – of which esp in the farming sector we are net payers.
Meanwhile ever greater areas get put down to evil ‘biofuels’ .. where I am here in East Anglia the fields for many miles are now almost entirely bright yellow – the area increases ever year, thanks to the EU ’subsidy’ and ‘green fuel’ demands.
It’s a nightmare driving anywhere due to the acrid fumes which constrict our breathing and make many of us convulse with coghing if we go out of doors. Since this stuff is not for human consumption, it’s drenched in pesticides for much of the year – poisons which drift over the entire area and cause multiple health problems (inc food allergies. severe sinus problems, and possibly autism*) , and which also poison the soil (and wildlifge, esp birds). When I came to live here 13 years ago, the county was alive with birds. Now I see few, in spite of being out in the fields on a large estate.
The Govt’s priorities are totally wrong, esp in respect of agriculture and livestock farming.
But since we have no control over how these sectors are managed, there is no incentive to appoint Ministers with the least understanding of what they are doing. No-one in NuLab has any experience of or sympathy with the rural way of life
* See Georgina Downs’ website:
http://www.pesticidescampaign.co.uk/
http://www.pesticidescampaign.co.uk/objectives.htm
Gordon and Alistair’s version of a balanced budget…..
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00790/SNF2708CART-682_789_790339a.jpg
Response from the National Farmers Union:
http://www.nfuonline.com/x37927.xml
My poll on who’s head you’d have on a pike next just closed. I’ll admit that a poll of only ninety people isn’t exactly representative but for what it’s worth it’s evens on Whelan or Collins. My personal feelings are that it was Draper who set Redrag up but it would be nice to see Whelan get the boot next given Draper is already finished. Daily Politics
Seen at Urban Dictionary:
3. hoon
A vulgar alternative to the word “Hoon”.
The prime minister in an utter hoon.
Or, I drank 8 pints of lager and got completely hooned.
Hoon bastard vulgar pussy vagina
4. Hoon
In the British political context, a member of the British Labour Party.
What a hoon!
broon knob anti-hoon hoan honolulu
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hoon
Glad to see it’s been updated.
Well spotted, Guido, although the animals in parliament are being surveilled like never before – especially the pigs at the trough.
This would be the same approach that we had for foot and mouth would it?
Barbeque anybody?
We’re the party to get you through this.
Vote for us, Flu Labour.
Well, this week perhaps.
Last week it was Gnu Labour – dead as a gnu.
Who knew?
Yes, cutting Deathra spending led to the latest F&M outbreak. Gordon Brown cut the DEFRA budget, so they couldn’t repair their research labs and F&M virus escaped from the Govt Lab and infected livestock.
Astonishingly Broon’s approval ratings went up after that, but there are many Socialist commentators who thought more highly of after his credit bubble burst.
I’m sure a ‘Risk based approach’ in Iraq and Afghanistan is why our troops lacked the right equipment.
Grounded Chinooks for years on end that are desperately needed is a disgrace.
Yes and killed 17 in that Nimrod calamity
and for those who do come back Home….what do they find!
Risk-based approach?
At risk to who exactly? Would that be at risk to the public health or is this yet another example of penny-pinching in areas that are already cash-strapped?
Little by little, everything this country has stood for is being eroded by this most foul government with the exception of how much the greedy politician can make during his or her tenure.
At least Gordon Brown has a moral compass-unlike that toff call me Dave
At least Gordon Brown will invest in hosptials and schools-unlike call me Dave
10 years of being the best chancillor and the moment time get difficult you all turn on him..Gordon Brown is a way better statesman than any Tory will ever be.
Britain needs Brown to get us back on track-not Guido and his Tory posh school friends that read this junk.I bet most of you earn more than 100k!At least Gordon Brown does not sneak into other peoples emails
I’m glad people like Will Hutton,Polly Toynbee,Kevin Mcguire and Micheal White are there too highlight tory hipocrasy
PROUND TO BE BRITISH-PROUD TO BE LABOUR!
Thanks for that, I really did need a good belly-laugh on a very wet and miserable Monday morning.
Can I be pround too?
Good trolling effort but far too deranged to be taken seriously.
Yeah?
At least Labour fights child poverty,sexism and discrimination-it the rich white bosses that make sure women stay poor
You think because Draper made a few private e-mails we are all scum?
Better. But still cut’n'pasted. Has a whiff of *_Pride about it. Can you direct us to the website where all this cut’n'paste Labour troll moonshine is generated?
No, I thought you where all scum long before Draper sent an email.
W.W.
@20, Yes you were all war criminal, thieving, lying, incompetent scum long before the Draper emails.
And your point would be?
I earn average wage and pay for my own porn so please piss off back to Millbank
So you read porn- is that how you view women, as sexual objects?
NMTT
Why do you assume the porn being talked of involves women? Are you homophobic?
What have you got against ‘Donkey Love’. Or donkey love II and III for that matter? Do you hate animals too? Is that how you see animals? Just something to go with couscous and and green salad?
Well no some of them can cook as well.
Hi Derek! You’re still alive!
Bugger off you Labour hoon
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
you uneducated Tit – clearly a product of this ’successful’ chancellor and his gummint!
The Tories will invest MORE money in Schools and Hospitals then Labour have.
They will squander LESS money on absurd projects involving schools and hospitals.
The net result will be better investment with less money spent.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah! A complete and utter loon and a hoon ! Get some reality check- go out away from your Labour “inner circle” -the country has had enough of McBroon and Labour -there’s a “tsunami” approaching – the first hit is due 4 June but the major hit will be at the General Election – Labour’s finished – it’s going to be total wipe-out(and don’t forget those of your core vote that will actually get off their arese to vote are voting BNP!)
At least Gordon Brown does not sneak into other peoples emails
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8020039.stm
Grow up….
How about adding the words ‘bomb’ and ‘plot’ to every email sent. That will flood keep them busy.
Is this Guido in ’subtle’ mode trying to generate more comments? The spelling and syntax are even more clueless than the content.
looks like the money spent on education has been wasted.
What a load of utter tosh!!
Labour’s main concern is dealing with their feelings of social inadequacy and trying to quash anything good or successful. They hate success as it shows them up for the dumbed down idiots they are.
The irony is that as soon as they are in power – they all run around behaving like pseudo-middle class phonies. The trouble is they don’t have the education to get away with this and the result is a bunch of vulgar parvenus who haven’t actually got a clue about very much. Prescot being a prime example of this duplicity.
John Prescot=MISCONDUCT IN PUBLIC OFFICE
with a HoC-subsidised chipolata.
If I understand your position correctly, it is that we should not vote for Cameron and the Conservatives because Cameron has thin lips.
Unfortunately you have failed to tell us why we should vote for Brown and Labour.
Would you care to elucidate regarding a list of the successes and achievements of New Labour?
Killing hundreds of thousands in Iraq, for what reason exactly?
Propelling Education standards ever downwards.
Destroying the United Kingdom with devolution.
Debasing politics with lies, scandal. smears and corruption.
Ruining the health service with targets which cost millions to monitor and which have distorted and drastically reduced the quality and quantity of provision.
Striding the world stage like a colossus, Gordon Brown signed the Lisbon Treaty in an empty room so that he could pretend he hadn’t done it.
It does of course pale into insignificance beside “thin lips”.
List the Labour Party’s achievements and tell, us why we should vote for them; and if you can’t think of any shut the fuck up.
But don’t forget Cameron’s evil freebie to South Africa when he was 23. Thin lips; trip to South Africa. Are you sure he’s fit even to be an MP? No, I think it’s fair that Labour be given a chance to get things right. The list of what – although you don’t come right out and say it -you clearly see as failures of New Labour are probably just blips. Be fair, they’ve only had 12 years and two prime ministers to get things right.
Yep… there goes the product of “Edukashun, Edukation, Edu…. ah, f**k it, you now wot I’m on about!”
You’re either a wind up merchant, or on drugs. Or being paid to spout shite that has no bearing on reality. And if this is the calibre of intern the rebuttal unit is dragging in, blimey is that barrel being scraped!!!
Piss off back to your sink estate and play with the traffic, little troll…
“No more Tory Toffs” – you don’t understand very much sir, and could do with a good education. It is a reflection on the current state of our society when people like you drag themselves out of the gutter to make nonsensical remarks full of venom and hatred.
Your descriminatory remarks about the opposition reveal your bigotry and bitterness. For some reason you don’t like clever or succesful people. Why is this? Do you feel inferior to these people? Are you insecure?
How do you suppose a society is supposed to function with the abolition of the elite? Surely the last 12 years has proved to you that society cannot be run by a load of stupid middle managers who haven’t a clue what they are doing.
Firstly, the tramps, thieves and deviants to whom you have allied yourself are by no stretch of the imagination ” The Labour Party”.
Secondy, you’re a bit fik innit? Was this not spotted at the papersift stage? If not, it is cleary endemic.
“No more Tory Toffs”
Incidentally, your spelling is atrocious! My 8 year old grand daughter can spell better than you.
Did you go to school? If you did, then you are clearly not very bright, which would explain a lot!
Welcome back Derek, feeling better now!!
Be a good boy and nip down to Waitrose and get me some Cif for my sink please!
…and a bar of Lifebouy for mygoodself bit whiffy in the House these days.
Damian, you’re supposed to be using the Job Centre computer to prepare your CV.
Rearrange this well known phrase or saying: Brain, Dick
uhhh? uhhh? dunno!
Dr Johnson famously said ‘Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel’, I guess that can be updated into a 21st century context, if Nulab are desperate enough to play the ‘class’ card.
If you want to talk ‘posh’, I draw your attention to government minister Harriet Harman who is a relative of Lord Longford, that well known apologist for Myra Hindley. Harriet’s first cousins include Thomas Pakenham, Lady Antonia Fraser and Lady Rachel Billington.
She is of course one of the vilest hypocrites in the Government.
ps “no more tory toofs” Labour are finished DEAL WITH IT !
Are you for real?
Can only assume that youve probably been sectioned!
‘Labour fights child poverty’ upi have to be kidding, this has been the Labour mantra since 1997, yet its actually worse in Scotland!
Dont know about England, but in Scotland Labour are really going to get creamed!
A Secretary of State for Scotland thats unemployable and is a joke!
A Scottish Parliamentary leader (Iain Gray) who can only manage a whopping 7% in the latest poll (lower that the witch Wendy ).
In Scotland, Labour membership is on crash dive setting, with the lowest number of members since it was ever formed.
A Prime Minister who is useless, is so unpopular that he cannot go on walk about to meet the people and has to have it all stage managed
Brown is finished,Labour are finished the next General Election should be very interesting as its obvious the Tories will wipe the floor in England, where as in Scotland, it looks like the SNP will do the same!
Labour= Troughing Scum
Every Labour Governement since the Second World War have achieved two spectacular successes – bankrupted the country and made us a laughing stock across the world – Atlee did it (cap in hand to the Yanks for funds), Wilson did it – who can forget “the pound in your pocket” and Callaghan did it – the “sick man of Europe” and not burying the dead.
Some of you on here may not be old enough to have seen all this but let me tell you that this Labour Government is no different to those who went before. We have to grin and bear this next twelve months before the electorate can consign them into the wilderness again – hopefully permanently this time.
What worries me is that there are people out there who actually believe this crap….
“I’m glad people like Will Hutton,Polly Toynbee,Kevin Mcguire and Micheal White are there too highlight tory hipocrasy”
So am I – they are the Tories best weapons – La Toynbee in particular is hilarious
..and it’s “there TO highlight” and “hypocrasy”
Go away Little Boy and stop playing with the adults
It’s spelt ‘hypocrisy’. See http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrisy
“At least Gordon Brown does not sneak into other peoples emails”
Is that meant to be some kind of joke, or do you mean that Jacqboots is doing it for him? From Newsspeak:
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8020039.stm
Just when you thought the common denominator couldn’t get any lower! Honestly, if you’re going to road-test a new Party slogan on these pages, at least *try* to sound spontaneous! Or at least improve your MS DOS scripting skills! Python’s obviously beyond you.
BTW: If you can find me any working class New Labour ministers, I’ll buy you a packet of Dolly Mixtures.
How about Postman Pat?
and his black and white cat.
And pround to have been educated under noolabour? Buy a dictionary. Check spellings. Look up meaning of ’statesman’. And then go get a proper education.
Less a troll than a parody, surely?
Ooo, I’m posh, posh, posh living on a pension.
Oops, sorry, forgot, I used to be a member of the WelcomeToHell Party. Then I grew up. Now I detest all of them.
Obviously a product of NuLab ‘educashun pollicis’
Can’t think for itself and a semi-illiterate who can’t use the language
No wonder the country is broke!
All of you are moaning because Labour care for the poor and taxes the rich
PROUND TO BE BRITISH-PROUD TO BE LABOUR!
Oh come on. You even cut’n'pasted the spelling mistakes in that one. Make a bit more of an effort if you want to be a successful troll.
He is Labour, when have they been successful at anything?
jgm2
At least Gordon Brown has written books like a biography of James Maxton; Values, Visions and Voices; and The Real Divide, a study with Robin Cook of poverty and inequality. More recently a collection of his speech has been published as Moving Britain Forward and Courage.
How many books have you written?
Jeffrey Archer wrote books too. Both Brown and Archer seem to have the same tenuous relationship with the truth.
Values, Visions and Voices; and The Real Divide, a study with Robin Cook of poverty and inequality.
Would that be the cock-waving Robin Cook late of this parish? The guy with the courage to quit the cabinet and distance himself from Blair’s efforts to emulate Maggie’s Falklands War popularity by kicking of a completely unnecessary war in Iraq?
That Robin Cook? Where was the ‘courageous’ Brown when that decision was taken?
He may have wrote books but who actually read them ?
hmmm..ive had my pay CUT !!!!! this year, and i was only on 6 quid a fucking hour
6 FUCKING QUID AN HOUR….and ive had my PAY CUT
LABOUR HASNT HELPED ME…..
JUST FUCK OFF N.M.T.T , JUST FUCK OFF
Yeah
I work in the public sector, and help deliver services to people in need.
That how I know Labour is working
You will be worse off under the Tories
PROUD TO BE BRITISH-PROUD TO BE LABOUR!
What service do you provide? And shouldn’t you be at work?
‘I work in the public sector, and help deliver services to people in need’
So you push the ward Tea trolley then.
are u posting this on a publicly owned computer then ?
Wow, never thought of it… Labour is Jesus!
If you work in the public sector are you on holiday or at work?
Just what do you do in the public sector?
Give diversity training to guide dogs?
Work? Public sector? Shorely shome mishtake?
Damn, Doctor Findlay beat me to it. :-0)
NMTT had to be a “public sector worker”, hadnt he? Couldnt be anything else….
On current form New Labour cares for the rich and taxes the poor.
Come on matey! Tony Blair owns how many houses? Jaqcui Smith earns well over £100k and can’t afford an 88p bath plug? Shaun Woodward was parachuted in to the St. Helen’s constituency because he wasn’t married to a multi-millionairess?
Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling put the bottom rate of tax up from 10p to 20p, thereby doubling the rate for the lowest paid, a long time before he put the top rate for wealthy toffs up by only 25%.
And yes you are right, I did go to a public school, it was so public that every bleeder went there and then a Labour government knocked it down and built a crappy comprehensive that has far worse exam results. If you want to help the working classes to shake off the control of the “Toffs”, then give them a decent education.
You have a problem with your view of life. You are too simplistic. It’s never the fault of this government, those who are causing your problems have to be a “Tory” or a “Toff”. Get rid of your chip and think for yourself!!
He’s just winding you up. He’s a Tory who is just making sure you stay focussed on the righteous path of ‘Make Labour History’.
Like Stephen PROUND?
He’s a daft CRUNT in’t he?
Isn’t is simply astonishing that out of the hundreds of comments denouncing this most foul of governments, that NMTT is the best that can Labour supporters can come up with?
It truly is a sign that they are effed beyond redemption.
.
Sorry about the typos.
“pround”…. dear oh fucking dear.
Yet another non-jobber/benefit limpet for the rest of us to sustain for the whole of their “working” lives.
It just gets better and better…..
My former husband was of impeccably working class stock – a true cockney. He joined the Navy to better himself and see the world. His three siblings all became lawyers. He, and his parents and their brothers and sisters of that war-time generation, all became through hard work and a willingness to travel small business people like shopkeepers, with a few teachers here and there like my mother-in-law who retrained when her kids were in secondary school. All voted Tory all thier lives and worshipped Mrs Thatcher. Essex is full of ‘working class’ people like that
My family of in-laws had the intelligence to understand that the Tories NARROW the divide between rich and poor, by giving the poor the chance to improve themselves. Labour has a vested interest in keeping the working classes poor and ignorant. And boy have they succeeded this time around – all Thatcher’s hard work undone. Ourt underlcass is now huge and largely unemployable – which cheats the very people Labour was elected to help
And please don’t bring up the miners’ strike – the miners’ leaders destroyed their industry and their own men’s livlihoods, not Thatcher – as is always is the case in bitter union-led disputes, jobs were destroyed and wages for those who remained did not improve
Same principle of the increasing tax take when taxes on the rich are lowered – it’s too complicated for the simple minded Labourites to grasp. So they cling to rhetoric and gesture politics.
Learn some history, and some economics beofre you start lecturing the better informed
“I work in the public sector”.
Evidently- no sane person in the private sector would employ a semi-literate ranting arsebrain like you.
Fuck off sonny- those toilets need a good clean.
So we get rid of a pointless group which wouldn’t be able to do anything anyway and that’s a bad thing beause?
Given the last time there was any sort of serious outbreak in the UK DEFRA did its level best to make the situation worse I don’t think I’ll have too many sleepless nights over a few Polytechnic trained lab assistants joining the dole queue.
If I remember correctly, there was a quick name change from MAFF to DEFRA, last time there was a major c0ck up.
on the subject of leakingpipegate: Brown had a new idea.
His vision (errm halucination) was to construct a large laboratory in the centre of London.
Where all the World’s nasty little critters (from Ebola to bird flu to yet to be discovered) would be ‘housed’, so that scientists could find the cures.
l think this must have been his very first “l saved the World” delusion.
Noone at the time, dared to ask the daft sod, what would happen if the building had a leaky pipe.
( WANT MY COUNTRY BACK) Your not far wrong, but it’s not a laboratory, Its a hospital, used as a isolation unit rammed with Poxed up enrichers from black African countries.!
Nice spot. I used the “it started in America” approach talking about a possible response by GB to this pandemic on Comment #127 on your friday referral to the petition. I have a feeling it’s a line that could be picked up by a lot of commentators/comedians and come back to haunt Gordon Brown even more than it does at present. It could rank alongside “British Jobs for British Workers” as one of his most laughable soundbytes.
“Sharing costs with Industry” i.e charging farmers, who are producers, to fund their own path to bankruptcy and pay the salaries of more pen pushers to oversee the debacle.
Oink. Cough.Oink. Splutter. Finding it harder than usual to fill in my claim form. Oink. Sniffle. Oink. Where’s that “Babe Does Redditch” receipt. Cough.
At least Jacqui Smith take seriously her job and safguarding Britain against terrorism
What are the Tory’s doing?
Better. No long string of outrageous claims. Just one or two lunatic claims. That’s the way to do it. Still bollocks obviously and the spelling and grammar is fucking awful but that, in a weird way, lends authenticity to the Labour troll.
Give thi’s guy an award for the mos’t feeble trolling ever. Who is it – Diane Abbots son?
Yep, Smith’s work is high quality, not just Green but also the 12 Pakistani who were seized after Quick got his downing street mugshot and let off on budget day, a good day to bury other bad news.
If she took her job seriously she’d have resigned several times over already. Not only is she a lying, thieving bitch she’s also one of the most incompetent home secretary’s we’ve ever had. Having presided over the disgraceful arrest of Damian Green should be reason enough but when was the last time a senior Labour minister resigned?
He’s a perky little git. Most be new on the job.
You are a complete tit. How can the Conservative party do anything if they’re not in power.
Kiss my timepiece.
sharing costs with industry
A good spot, Guido. This is all of a piece with Brown’s “Security Strategy” of last year, which contains the chilling statement:
“we will favour a partnership approach. Traditionally, the Government has been expected to deal with the threats and risks to national security …”
i.e. we’re looking for someone else to step up to the plate in future
yes, little troll, that’s what Jacqui Smith is doing – taking a swift backwards step
I think we could have guessed you worked in the public sector. Out in the REAL world, Hoon Broon and his cabal of wankers has ruined us all.
The first thing that C’nt did was to destroy all private pensions.
Now fuck off to your non-job and leave people that actually try and produce something to get on with it.
I help people in the LGBT community on housing and benifit issues.
I think that is an important job,don’t you?
Help people in the LBGT community on housing issues? Good wind-up. Tell me, what percentage of the UK’s population are LGBT?
Well I hope you do not have to fill in their forms on their behalf as no one would ever understand them.
By the way these people have made a life style choice which is fine but please do not expect me to pay for it in my taxes.
So did you help Lord Mandelson with his £373,000 interest-free loan from Geoffrey Robinson?
No More Tory Toffs, do pay attention,
Abu Hamsa: Can I have a British passport please?
David Blunkett: I can’t see why not? Here you are!
Gurkha Soldier with 15 years service: Can I have a British passport please?
Jacqui Smith: Sod off!
Six per cent of the population, or about 3.6 million Britons, are either gay or lesbian,
NMTT is clearly an entertaining spoof rather than a troll.
NMTT : Yeah, coz faggots can’t find their own houses… errr… tosser. Get a proper job you Hoon.
Six per cent of the population, or about 3.6 million Britons, are either gay or lesbian,
Really? 6%? I remember when it was 10%. These homosexualists need to get out there and have more kids or pretty soon there’ll be none of ‘em left.
It’s ‘What are the TORIES doing?’, you ill-educated ZNL twat.
I sincerely hope your posts are a wind-up.
If you believe what you are saying there is hardly surprising our once-great nation is in such a mess.
Jacqui Smith safeguarding Britain? Don’t make me laugh. She hasn’t got a clue what she is doing and is out of her depth. She’s a control freak who wants to spend stupid amounts of money on exerting greater control over all of our lives.
And you think that’s a good idea? Christ, you’re scary…
“No more Tory Toffs”
Jacqui Smith taking her job seriously?? You really are stupid!
The woman is useless and ineffective. The worst home secretary this country has ever had to endure. She is a liar and totally incompetent.
She has contributed to the destruction of this country and should be tried for treason.
Mrs Kindleysides,
Luckily for this government idiocy is not a crime. Otherwise the prisons would be full of Labour MPs.
Welcome back Pride,didt he plumbers sort you out.
Would you like a gripe water?
I believe Jacqui’s last proper job was GNVQ Co-ordinator at Haybridge High School, before she became the worst Home Secretary ever.
Perhaps we should all consider our limitations.
NMTT.
Buenos Dias Jimmy.
Are you playing with the adults again?
“I help people in the LGBT community on housing and benifit issues”
You cannot even spell your role title correctly its ‘benefit(s)’ you utter prat.
What’s wrong with Gays that they need special help with housing over and above everyone else?
Is it because they are gay they can’t sort it themselves?
Are you suggesting that they are inferior to everyone else?
You bigoted fuckwit.
From now on the “Peter principle” will be known as the “Jacqui principle”.
Now I *know* you’re taking the piss!
Their wives weren’t employing the leader of the 7/7 bombers (one Mohammed Sidique Khan) as the Labour MP Jon Trickett headmistress wife was, that’s for sure.
Damian Green was arrested and held for 9 hours for pointing out the fact that the Jacqui Smith’s Home Office employed illegals in Parliament, in charge of the PM’s car and for airport security, which Smith knew about, but was trying to keep quiet.
Just over 12 months to go…
NMTT said, “I help people in the LGBT community on housing and benifit issues.”
Can’t even spell its job description!
As a member of the LGBT “community”, I demand my housing benifits. And to know where this community is. Benifits are terribly important when it comes to a properly snug insertion into a ghetto.
I hope my taxes aren’t paying for you.
The effwit thinks this job is ‘very important’ – no wonder the coutnry is broke
This is exactly the kind of totally redundant ‘job’ invented to massage the unemployment statistics – at public expense. Also invented to create a ‘client state’
I hope the Tories take an axe to the whole lot of them
God these parasites make me angry!
I’ve got plenty of gay and lesbian chums, having worked in the media, art world etc etc
They all hold down good jobs, work damn hard, have their own homes, and most of them will be voting Tory at the next election. A good many of them always have done.
Good point re risk-based approach – Brown, who tells on his crisis website that he has been going on about regulating banks since he became chancellor, was still boasting in 2006 about this light-touch, riks-based approach to the uk financial sector (it’s all in his Mansion House speeches which surprisingly are still posted on The Guardian’s website).
But more relevant now is that the red book also contains a line for extra pension funding and this extra funding will amount to some 14 billion pounds over the next 5 years.
The official advice re travel to Mexico seems worryingly vague…
http://thatsholiday.blogspot.com/2009/04/mexico-travel-advice-26042009.html
I wouldn’t worry – Govt advice is useless anyway. When the Chernobyl accident happened we were living and farming in Tuscany – Govt advice via the BBC world service was to WASH our greens ffs!
The Italians had it right – all green stuff was destroyed and there was a total veto on selling or harvesting any for several weeks. We had to burn all our spinach etc. If we’d followed official British advice we’d both be dead of cancer by now
If it actually means fewer Defra inspection visits that’d be a jolly good thing in most cases.
The clipboard masters spend most of their time checking that sheep have their ear-tags in the right place.
And this
http://preview.tinyurl.com/chrzq7
April 27th, 2009 Risks Before Swine
——– not pearls then?
I was hoping.
Pearls of wisdom from this shower of shit in government? A contradiction in terms.
I thought DEFRA was already being starved of funds which is why that research institute managed to leak Foot and Mouth into the countryside through knackered old leaky pipes. Brown then proclaimed he’d successfully ‘dealt’ with a foot’n'mouth outbreak while conveniently skating over the fact that it only happened in the first place because of his shit under-funding of essential research.
If it hadn’t been for an honest farmer who spotted the symptoms and promptly reported them we’d have had a total repeat of the previous Foot and Mouth debacle. The hero in all this was the honest farmer. A lot of the buggers either wouldn’t have spotted it or even if they had might have just raced to market to flog the fucking animals before they became worthless.
But that didn’t suit the Maximum Idiot. The farmer in question should have been given a knighthood for saving us another few billion but no. Brown sought to proclaim that he’d single-handedly averted a ‘crisis’. And this was in the days when the papers would report any old self-proclaimed Brownian shit as fact.
The honest farmer probably got clobbered over the head with a baton at the Countryside Alliance demonstration and branded a Tory toff by the left-wing ‘intelligentsia’.
Is there an updated dictionary definition of the phrase “Brownian Motion”?
The Baftas seem to have punished the BBC. Ross has just said (on not winning the Bafta) “there was a 3 month suspension and I agreed to go along with it” – how awfully decent of him – there was me thinking that he should have been sacked, but he agreed – so that’s all right then.
Pig Flu from America?
This is going to really piss off the Muslims.
LOL
At least Gordon Brown rewards women:
http://www.labour.org.uk/gordon_brown_welcomes_inspirational_women_to_downing_street
“Labour has delivered more equal wages and the better opportunities, education and training which vastly improve the freedom of women and their families to get on in life.
Of course all you Tory’s would understand equality.
Nice to see you posting such independent links to support your argument Mr NmTT.
Oh, and maybe, just maybe we don’t all want to live in some Orwellian state where everyone is equal. Oh, except, of course the Pigs.
Doesn’t exist – I seem to recall that some people are more equal than others has been said before.
Just like, sum peepul kan spel, and sum karnt
Equality is a failed concept.
Would this be the Labour party that elected a woman as deputy head of the Labour party several years after the Tories had had a female Prime Minister?
And I’m not talking Harman. I’m talking about Margaret Becket? She must have been pretty chuffed when John Smith went tits up. Wayhay. Look at me – PM in waiting.
But what is this? A coup by the misogynists at Labour HQ and whadya know we have the Blair-Brown presidency?
What is the point of being deputy head of the party if you don’t become head when the incumbent dies? It’d be like Obama getting assasinated and then some shady Democratic lobby deciding they don’t want Biden after all. Here, have Ted Kennedy instead.
Shouldn’t that be several DECADES?
What matters is not what Labour says, it is what they do and have done.
Provide valid examples of independently verified successes.
If you work in the civil service and support labour, you are either at a very low level or else in a minority.
Trying to be conscientious , honest, and perform a public service when Ministers are incompetent lying swindlers requires a lot of hard work and a great deal of intelligence. I wouldn’t wish it on anybody.
Moley
No in my council a lot of hard working council workers are deeply worried about the planned tory cuts.
I hope if Labour does loose the elections, the UNITE and UNISON will fight you Tory’s
If it wasn’t for people like Jack Jones, Rodney Bickerstaffe, Dereck Simpson and Tony Woodley more people will end up like the miners.
Tip-top trolling. Firstly Jackie Smith and now Jack Jones. Excellent stuff. Top wind-up material. You forgot to mention the tremendous work of Arthur Scargill.
If it wasn’t for people like Jack Jones, Rodney Bickerstaffe, Dereck Simpson and Tony Woodley more people will end up like the miners.
WHAT DIGGING AN EVEN DEEPER HOLE FOR THEMSELVES
Who you calling a Tory?
Worried that the trough will be taken away from them?
NMTT you are Cap’n Jim in disguise and I claim my £5. Good to see you back.
Yeah, just like you do… by making every fucker poor.
Didnt it occur to that monocular scottish fuckwit that by cancelling the 10p rate of tax, he’d be doubling what the poorest pay in direct taxation?
Certainly didnt occur to you, did it, little troll?
What exactly are you going to do when the next PM, be it Gordon or Dave is forced to cull your shiny arsed self justifying non-job and LGBT’s have to fill in their own fucking forms like the rest of us???
Probably back to “would you like fries with that? Do you want to Go Large?”
You are quite right – for example Georgia Gould (daughter of Lord Gould) getting parachuted in to stand as PPC in Erith… until it got rumbled when ’someone’ tampered with the ballot box.
Erith and Thamesmead selection cancelled http://www.labourhome.org/story/2009/4/17/164652/332
This is exactly the type of equality Labour provides. Keep up the good work.
NMTT — “Of course all you Tory’s would understand equality”.
Well, yes we do actually ‘old bean’. Perhaps you meant to use the term ‘Would not’ in that sentence or if you really must be awfully common then – wouldn’t. It would have made more sense with regard to the statement you were actually advancing.
Please also do not forget the eroteme (question mark to you) at the end of the sentence and bear in mind this replaces the full stop in the rules of punctuation.
(I can only summise that you must be one of the results of the Labour education policies of the last 12 years)
Sorry I ment would not
Excellent stuff. Quality trolling. ‘Ment’ for ‘meant’ thus reinforcing the mental image of an illiterate, foaming, IQ-of-a-jellyfish, Labour activist. Top work. Keep it up, we all need reminding that such folk exist.
We must not be complacent. There is still that core vote of 28%. Immune to maths, economics or reason. Your presence here reminds us of that.
122 Fear not young sir we all are all somewhat naive when at school and of course prone to make errors of judgement but then we mostly all grow up and become very wise to the ways of the world by NOT VOTING LABOUR!!.
Pip Pip old bean (Hope they don’t squeak for you)
“No more Tory Toffs”
There is no point in rewarding women just for the sake of it – especially when they are clearly not up to the job. This is social engineering in it’s crudest form.
I think the reason labour have an unhealthy obssession with employing women is because they have never got over the fact that the tories were the 1st party to have a female leader.
And of course our 1st female PM was a tory! So much for all labour’s fiddling and meddling. Clearly labour women are useless and not up to leading a party let alone a country.
I think you will find the plural of Tory is Tories.
In 1997 when labour came to power I was working as an IT contractor – now after 12 years of labour rule I earn 6 pounds an hour as a clerical temp!
As a woman, I don’t see what labour have done for me!
Nice to see that Labour’s equality agenda applies equally to whistleblowers as well; Margaret Haywood and Chris Galley both sacked.
The Tories would enforce correct apostrophe usage.
If they put that in a manifesto, my vote would be assured. No doubt, NmTT and those of his ilk would consider me an ‘elitist’. Excuse me, just off to whip up another LGBT – bloody good sandwiches, what?
Still having a quiet shift I see, dont you have the deserving poor to attend to ?
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/smeargatedrapergate-this-story-is-still.html
Yes… whatever happened to Feminism in the Labour Party?
Listen Fuckwit, get back to college aand finish your media studies course.
There’s gonna be a lot of Prime Ministerial posing of the “sound leader in time of crisis”. If I was advising the PM, I’d say go for broke and talk this one up. You could do with a bit of nation-wide panic.
Anyone heard Brown say we are “best prepared” to weather this swine flu?
I have not heard McSnot say it, but on Sky News this morning, Lord Darzi (I think), said something of the sort!
Actually the Snoteater said:
“We swine are “best prepared” to weather this flu”
with “swine” are as in troughers and bathplug addicts
and “flu”
as in one flu out of the Cuckoo Nest
This has nothing to do with swine flu and ever thing to do with Brown telling the farmers that he doesn’t give a shit if there is another imported case of foot and mouth.
that he doesn’t give a shit if there is another imported case of foot and mouth.
This is just more lunacy from Brown. He got to big-up his ‘decisive leadership’ the last time some farmer reported a case of foot and mouth in a timely fashion. Failing totally to accept any blame for his government department being the ones to leak it in the first place.
He can’t really afford to start reminding folk that the last outbreak was down to his under-funding of research institutes in the first place. But such is the idiocy of the man it looks like that’s the way he’s heading.
The Nation spends £100 MILLION each and every year on not solving the Badger (bovine) TB problem in cattle.
The government’s refusal to cull badgers have resulted in 40,000 cattle (plus calves) being slaughtered this year – with more next year etc etc.
Some 10% of cattle herds have movement restrictions on them thus impacting seriously on trade.
Thr Government is looking to ’share’ costs but refuses to cull sick tuberculous badgers.
You will recall the £1M bribe New Labour got from PAL (Political Animal Lobby) – arranged by Mandelson & Jonathan Powell – before 1997
All true , but don’t worry, it can get worse – just wait untill the full fiasco of the new sheep tagging legislation comes into force. Only the towering minds of defra could have gold plated that one ! Or horse passports, a cluster fuck of mind boggling proportions, inflicted on the British equine population,based on the fact that a few johnny forigners enjoy a cheval buttie.
Speaking from personal experience of moving horses across international borders, their passports aren’t the problem – it’s the mind-numbing amount of paperwork and documentation that has to be completed prior to a journey, during the journey and afterwards. Oh yes – they’re micro-chipped as well – always great fun when the vet or authorised examiner can’t find the thing or have problems reading it with the scanner. And despite all these “safeguards”, it doesn’t stop real cruelty from happening.
Looks like Craig of the many ID’s has migrated from Sky’s Boulton & Co Blog, & Discussions Board, over to here. His cut & paste, bad spelling and Tory Toffs criticism are a sure give away.
No I care for people.
Its just none of you can put together a case against Gordon Brown without resorting to name calling.
Labour has the best record of any UK political party in terms of women’s representation – we have more than three times the number of women MPs than all the opposition parties put together – and have done more than any government in history to support fairness and equality.
Policy in the Labour Party is made through a process called Partnership in Power (PiP) which is designed to involve all party stakeholders (including members, local parties, trade unions, socialist societies and Labour representatives) as well as the wider community in shaping party policy and support the relationship between the party in the country and the party in government.
Thats real democracy-unlike the secret Tory bankers who make policy to suit what the Sun and Daily Mail say.
Gordon Brown is investing now so we are best placed to take advantage of the upturn. I think that we should grow our way out of recession not cut our way out of recession.
Excellent trolling. Top quality cut’n'paste. Although I thought official Labour policy at the moment was to print their way out of recession so you may need to work that one into your wind-ups.
NMTT, what about the lack of ethnic minority representation in Labour? Shouldn’t you be having a word with your racist constituency associations?
I think the average Iraqi would have preferred that Labour ignored them.
That kind of care we can all do without.
As for women MPs, what matters is competence, honesty and integrity, if they don’t have any of those qualities they need to be at least good looking.
Another 100% failure.
Theres no shortage of stick on cases of just how incompetant Gordon is, its that the bastard refuses to listen, refuses to admit when he is wrong, refuses to admit that he fucked up, refuses to do anything.
It gets to name calling because people are frustrated beyong measure at Gordons bunch of lying, theiving, manipulating bastards who for the second time in 30 years have led our nation to the brink of bankruptcy.
Now will you kindly fuck off back to labour lost and get yourself some LGBT action with those who give a shit about NL?
Democracy at local party level, er… like Shaun Woodward’s selection and er… Little Miss Gould at Erith & Thamesmead?
And which party stake holder was manhandled out of a conference for shouting “Rubbish” at Jack Straw? Er.. wasn’t he an octogenarian survivor of Nazi Germany who was roughed up by a couple of party goons and then held under the prevention of terrorism act?
Is this the party that you want me to vote for?
Oh, and by the way, lets be accurate in choice of words, it isn’t “investing” it is “spending taxpayer’s money”
“Policy in the Labour Party is made through a process called Partnership in Power (PiP) which is designed to involve all party stakeholders (including members, local parties, trade unions, socialist societies and Labour representatives) as well as the wider community ”
Yeah, you got that right. The “wider community” being an afterthought. You need to realise that the New Labour party and the people of this country are not synonymous. PiP is just a way to sidetrack true democratic consultation in favour of a single party state solution, delivered through secret initiatives like Common Purpose. The result is minority interests forced on a supine majority by party political activists who cannot separate their party political aspirations from their duty to serve the best interests of the country. It is the hallmark of New Labour and completely undemocratic, putting political ideology before peoples real needs.
It is also a classic demonstration of how oppressive communist regimes have gained power and ascended to single party states in many countries.
As for women. The crux of the matter should be the MP’s ability not their gender. It is typical box-ticking mentality which has characterised New Labour. Throw money at a problem and set targets to evidence progress. It is a nonsense.
Labour need to abandon New Labour and adopt more humility in their approach to government. The case against Gordon Brown stands for all to see. Only New Labour’s activists are blind to the truth and that does the real Labour movement nothing but harm – possibly irrepairable harm.
“Policy in the Labour Party is made through a process called Partnership in Power (PiP) which is designed to involve all party stakeholders (including members, local parties, trade unions, socialist societies and Labour representatives) as well as the wider community in shaping party policy and support the relationship between the party in the country and the party in government. ”
This is really interesting.
Have you told Darling about this. I get the feeling his economic policy is made up for him by McManiac.
“I think the average Iraqi would have preferred that Labour ignored them.
That kind of care we can all do without.”
I was aginst the war in Iraq BTW and I am a member of CND.
But hay that didn’t stop you from waging war against Libya and Argentina did it-and those were illegal wars too.
I’ve been made redundant. My spouse may shortly be made redundant too.
We can’t get any help from this government – despite all their hot air to the contrary.
We didn’t take out any large loans – we’ve always been very careful with our money. Losing our jobs means we can’t pay our mortgage any more.
I’ve applied for many jobs and can’t even get to interview.
We’re just waiting until our home is repossessed.
You think Labour is working? I don’t think so!
That Labour may have a record in terms of ‘women’s representation’ is a complete irrelevance. Take long hard look at the quality of those women, most are unintelligent, biased, harridans. It’s about ability, not numbers – or is this simple tokenism that you’re advocating?
And all this bollocks about ’stakeholders’ is merely a means of exclusion.
Gordon Brown is not ‘investing’, he’s spending. It’s my money, not his. He was the lying fucking moron who declared that Britain was ‘best placed’ to weather the economic shit-storm.
‘Real democracy’, eh? Define your ‘Democracy’.
‘I care for people’? So fucking what? It’s about time this so-called ‘goverment’ stopped ‘caring for people’ and started looking after this country’s best interests. All this ‘caring’ crap has led us to where we are – the deep and unremitting ordure of another Labour economic disaster.
Clown.
The vast majority of the labour Prty were against the war in Iraq, and they were completely ignored. PiP my arse.
What matters is deeds not words
The only PiP’s in the labour party are the ones they make squeak when we are hit with yet another tax.
NMTT.
Yes the British Government did wage war against Argentina. I remember listening to the parliamentary debate when Michael Foot gave his unconditional support.
There was also the neat side effect that Galtieri was toppled and the appalling abuses of human rights in the Argentine were stopped. You may be a little young and inexperienced NMTT, to be aware of what went on in the Armada Argentina Navy Mechanics School. Disagree with the government and you get raped and/or a beating and a one-way helicopter ride.
Mind you they are still claiming Las Malvinas.
Hang on. Aren’t they a popular singing group?
Who sunk the General Belgrano then when she was turning away?
Who attack Col Gaddafi and killed his daughter
Who helped Gen Pinochet?
“Who hit the Belgrano when she was turning away”
You really are one total 1st class, ACE, CAT A, Force 12, high callibre dumb fuck arn’t you. To pre-suppose a vessel actually has to be pointed at any target to launch an attack to hit it shows you zero about the subject.
By the way a little bit of history for you. Bismark was also turning away when she was hit and finally sunk in fact it’s safe to say she was well and trully ‘legging it’ from the scene. Should we have let her go as well? Look it up. (I mean look it up as I doubt you know what Bismark was or even who it was named after)
“Labour has the best record of any UK political party in terms of women’s representation – we have more than three times the number of women MPs than all the opposition parties put together – and have done more than any government in history to support fairness and equality.”
There have been some great women in politics (Mrs T at the head of that list) and we would all welcome more. However, if the fruits of NuLabour’s selection process have resulted in the above dross holding high office, it speaks volumes for how utterly useless that policy is…
So lets see who we are saddled with in order to support “fairness and equality”…
Jacquie Smith? Doesn’t a former school teacher running the Home Office sound like a bit above her ability level? Notwithstanding the fact that she is an incompetent thieving slut, if the “Court of Public Opinion” created by…err…Harriet Harman…is anything to go by. She is the living embodiment of the fluffy NuLabour government of “fairness and equality” – i.e. where someone’s actual abilities are inconsequencial as long as they have tits and a fanny.
Harriet Harman? The true representitive of the female lobotomised or gullible. I have yet to find a woman who would give her the time of day but then I don’t mix in psychiatric wards.
Tessa Jowell? Her of the convicted fraudster husband? Who herself was offering bribes from her £9 billion Olympic warchest to a constituency if they put Central Office’s favourite little 22-year old pretty in their safe seat?
Hazel Blears? Squirrel Nutkin? Now from what I’ve seen of her she would probably make a damned good babysitter or kid’s clown, but don’t insult my intelligence by suggesting there is anything other than a vacuum between her ears.
Yvette Cooper? Who believes that the only way she can win a debate is to shout louder than those who oppose her? (Can just see ED dressed up as the gimp in the bedroom).
The above are the creme-de-la-creme of your party’s “give em a job cos they got tits and a fanny” selection policy. They are in the cabinet. Collectively, they are running…err…ruining this country along with their likewise irrelevant and incompetent male counterparts.
Slightly O/T but wondering if Mr Scarfe would object to the cartoon below being used on an “Anyone but Labour” poster come the June elections. It is a work of art that should be on every street corner:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/article6120207.ece
“Labour has the best record of any UK political party in terms of women’s representation”
But if they’re all shite, what’s the point?
I want MPs who are good at representing us, and at least trying to do a good job. I don’t care what colour, creed, sex or sexual orientation they are, but I do care if they’re shite.
Hence my dislike of Nu Labour, and I’m neither a Tory nor a toff, so I can judge your drivel without feeling insulted by the petty insults.
You’re a right hoot, NMTT.
You wound me up at first, but now I see you for the joke you are.
Btw, isn’t your name merely an inverted form of snobbery?
Like you, I do not trust the Tories. However, I don’t actually care if a party leader is a ‘toff’. I just want someone competent to be PM.
And Brown isn’t competent.
So how many genuine working class members of the New Labour Cabinet are there again? Could you clarify this for me, as you seem such an authority on your chosen subject?
TORY DEMOCRACY=
TAX THE POOR TO GIVE TO THE RICH
KILL HUNDREDS OF IRISH PEOPLE AND PROP UP AN ILLEGAL GOVERNMENT IN NORTHERN IRELAND
WAGE ILLEGAL WARS AGAINST ARGENTINA
CUT HOSPITALS AND SCHOOLS
CREATE 3 MILLION UNEMPLOYED
KILL BLAIR PEACH WHO FOUGHT AGAINST RACISM.
Remind me again.
Who was responsible for cutting the 10% rate of tax on the lowest paid, and which Government was responsible for giving Goodwin (RBS), his pension?
Labour said sorry but they have done more for the poor.
Labour will not go back to the failed Tory policy of billions of pounds of unfunded tax promises, which would undermine economic stability and risk taking Britain back to the days of 15 per cent interest rates and three million unemployed.
Britian faces a period of global economic turbulence caused by the problems in the US housing market.Labour will continue to take the tough, long term decisions to maintain economic stability and steer Britain through these turbulent times.
If you think Labour have had an exemplary record, perhaps you should do some checking.
There is an Academy is Essex, which was built under this government. This academy’s academic records are so bad, that parents would prefer to send their children anywhere else. It is losing money hand over fist because intake is so low. A complete and utter waste of public money.
Labour are also on target to “create” more than 3 million unemployed in a very short space of time. I know this because I am one of them. There are no jobs – which is the story being peddled at the moment. I have little or no hope of ever getting a job while this govenment is in power.
The crux of the matter is, that Gordon was so intent on getting Tony our of Number 10, that he took his eye off the ball. He had many warnings from the IMF, which he ignored. This is why we are where we are now. This is the man who once said “I was never very good at maths”! He was a useless Chancellor, and he is an even more useless Prime Minister. Wait until the end of the year – we will be even deeper in the shit than we are now and Gordon Brown knows this very well. There are no “green shoots” of recovery and there won’t be for some time. Open your eyes, man – it’s there – you just can’t see it.
Now I know you are taking the piss its was the wage illegal wars against Argentina that did it however for a laugh anyway and to enter into the spirit
1) 10p tax band
2) Iraq (amongst others)
3) See answer (2) above
4) See real education budgets and cancellation of hospitals since budget
5) Unemployed 2.1 million plus all those on disability, so called training total =6Million+
6) Don’t walk in the woods
NMTT
…….and while you’re banging on about unfunding – take a look at the public sector pensions. If ever there was a massive black hole in anything – this is it.
You dont know SHIT mister LGBT form filler, especially about the Falklands. You’re treading on VERY fucking thin ice.
Come the day soon, when non-jobs like yours get CUT, you’re going to be royally fucked.
Now will you take the hint and go and piss up Drapers leg, little yappy dog that you are and GET LOST!!!!
“which would undermine economic stability”
and your views on last weeks budget are?
NMTT – you select your pieces of history well – however – the First Thatcher Administration had to put up interest rates (and taxes in the short term) and suffer a bad recession because Wilson/Callaghan had bankrupted the country. Sadly it will have to happen again because no more boom and bust Brown had done the same as his predecessors – no Labour Government has ever left office with the public finances in good shape
Now this is concrete proof that you do not have the slightest clue as to what you are fucking banging on about.
You’re probably too young to vote as well. IQ not quite developed past amoeba stage yet.
Where the hell do you get this stuff from? (The National Curriculum?)
How dare you toss in Ireland/Northern Ireland into your fantasy hitlist? Cheap throwaway lines about a complex and painful history are, for me, utterly unacceptable. It took oh so many more governments than the last Tory batch to create the horrors of that conflict. I give credit to John Major and Bill Clinton for starting the ball rolling towards peace. And to Paisley and McGuinness et al for the courage to risk all for change.
Oh and I’m not a Tory, so stop calling me one.
This is absolutely fucking hilarious.
Still, when you lose your non-job you’ll have plenty of time to brush up on your spelling and grammar.
Cut and pasted from here: http://www.labour.org.uk/policy_making
Hence no spelling or grammatical mistakes.
Hoon.
Yep!
But you WANTED cuts in public spending. You can’t really start picking through the few that are being made and put on your hindsight-spectacles and go… “Well obviously I wouldn’t have cut HERE”
It’s politically incoherent.
Titter you not Guido.
Britain is ‘uniquely well-placed’ to ride out the the global swine
fever that started in America.
I can picture it now – Gordon at hosptial beds – speaking to “brave and hard-working nurses and doctors”-crises meetings at No10 – implementation of COBRA-sombre yet authorative ministerial broadcast – Gordon “gurning” at PMQs as the pandemic sweeps the country- tanks at Heathrow as armed police in biological suits and respirators “frisk” people off in bound airliners from the USA/Mexico ” M..m…m…m…m..mr Speaker I will not shirk from doing what is RIGHT for the Country as opposed to those on the benches opposite who would DO nothing.This is a “global phenomenon that “started in America” but rest assured your government is well placed to ride out the infection and has placed an order to-day for 1 million doses of the Tamiflu vaccine to boost the 500,000 doses already held as a reserve !”
Yep. He’ll be praying for a flu outbreak. A million or so dead would suit him nicely. Distract from the utter fucking catastrophe he’s made of the UK’s finances.
He normally orders flu vaccine from big Labour supporters – the last one (Drayson) also got a Peerage and a Ministerial job out of the deal.
Can’t forget the classic case in the 9/11 aftermath of ordering the vaccine to protect against anthrax. The order went to a company run by a good mate of Blair’s who was a Labour supporter that was charging twice the cost of obtaining the vaccine.. Following the ensuing outrage the spin spun was that the company involved had an exclusive arrangement with the German company that was the only one providing the type of vaccine sought. Alas that turned out not to be the case, and the German company advised that had the British Govt approached them they would have supplied them directly at half the cost!
A great example of how Labour can push the amount they are spending as if it were indicative of it being effective! Brown has not distanced himself from Blair in this regard. He’s just a lot poorer at spinning it.
Swine flu, when it comes, will affect a few million – so a good spot in the Red Book Guido
But, you didn’t need to invest effort in the small print. The really big red book story, one that affects 60 million of us, is the utter fiction masquerading as economic forecasts. These forecasts are not optimistic, as the Labour press describe them, they are a complete fabrication foisted on Darling by Brown (I understand).
The Government need to act now, not defer all politically difficult decisions to the next Parliament, when they expect to be in opposition.
They are putting Party before Country in a way which will cost each and every one of us. This isn’t politics, this is a criminal act.
This is the most morally bankrupt Governments we have ever had and it’s sad, really sad, that there are still some muppets out there who support them and therefore condone their scurrilous behaviour.
Their priorities are always wrong. Another scandal in the Scotsman today about internal voting in Edinburgh East. So it goes on …
Hope this does not affect my chipolata.
Well, 36 000 Americans die each year from flu despite swine’s or not. I would start worry when about 40 Americans died from this one, that’s how many that dies from regular pig attacks each year in North America.
I think swine fever is well entrenched in the Palace of Westminster. Oink! Oink! Snuffle… Snouts in.
Has Jackboot Jacqui been to Mexico?. Her snout in their trough could have started this whole Swine Fever.The filthy rotten Pig.
Reap what she SOWS.
So the plan is to wipe us all out financially then exterminate us all with some bastard, incurable flu virus.
I’m off to the bunker. Three spare places and the bidding starts at £100,000 a place. The pound doesn’t go as far as it did you know.
Daily Politics live chat midday today. Polly Toynbee is on, I shall be drinking.
Another good deflection by Labour. While we’re all worrying about whether we’ll be struck down with mexican flu, they’re all burying bad news elsewhere.
More people are killed on the roads worldwide, every day.
Look at Gordon on SKY – he has some wire sticking out of his head
Watching Gargoyle Brown on Sky News talking about Afghanistan.
Want a laugh? Look at the back of his head!!!
“I was very impressed with my father… He taught me to treat everyone equally and that is something I have not forgotten”…………….hmmmmm….unless of course you earn more than £150,000
Sorry you also forgot the phrase that was once uttered by the “Great Man” but then conveniently dis-appeared from the record but not the memory “………..these are not OUR people!”
If his father was like the Scottish Church ministers I encountered in the many years I lived in Scotland, I can quite understand his point. They all seemed to treat others with equal disgust and contempt as we are intellectually and morally inferior cretins and should be told what to do but certainly never listened to.
A bit like the McTaleban really.
According to my saved copy of the Mail bit on the repulsive Purnell (story has been dropped from the website) the landlord says: ‘The kitchen sink was disgusting. It looked like it had never been cleaned for the duration of the tenancy’; and ‘The kitchen floor was a rusty orange colour and it should have been white. I’d be surprised if a Hoover had ever been switched on in that flat.’
Sounds like the very worst sort of tenant behaviour that drove Nicolas van Hoogstraten to despise tenants so much. Only, this wasn’t in a crummy Brighton bedsit in the 1960’s it was in Covent Garden recently and the tenant was paid £100 per month by the taxpayer for cleaning. Are we not entitled to ask what happened to that money which would appear to not have been used for its intended purpose?
Still in print form though -they couldn’t recall ALL the copies for pulping although no doubt later copies will have had the report expunged!!! I have my copy and it makes interesting reading
‘Mr Purnell’s spokesman admitted last night that the landlord withheld his £2,520 deposit and accepted that the property was not cleaned before it was vacated.’
So, did we pay for his lost deposit, then?
Hopefully, it won’t be the only deposit he loses in his life.
Correction, article still available: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173769/Revealed-The-filthy-rental-home-vacated-James-Purnell–1-600-cleaning-paid-taxpayers.html
What a filthy pig. As it’s patently obvious that his flat has never even seen a vacuum cleaner, never mind a cleaning lady, he should have to pay all of this money back.
142: lol just looking at the back of his head perhaps he’s going to be hooked up and away, pleaseee….
Gordon on sky TV now looks a complete scran bag. What an embarassment.
At least Gordon Brown has taken the right decisions to promote prosperity. And it has put policies in place to offer everyone the chance to harness their talents
like Damian ?
165 oh do fuck off
No
Face it
Labour is committed to taking the action needed to support British families and businesses through the tougher economic times sweeping the world.
Britain is better placed to emerge from this world slowdown stronger than before, but they are taking action now to ease the pain of the credit crunch for hard-working families.
Which is more than the Tory’s are doing.A Middle England focus group, initially lacking insight into the lives of the poor, shifted their views when they learned more, stating that they would be prepared to pay 2p more in the pound in tax to provide a Sure Start children’s centre in every neighbourhood.
Promoting prosperity? You mean like Jacqui Smith’s sister? Like Fred the Shred Goodwin? Like Cherie Booth? Like Tony “six houses” Blair.
And now NMTT, your starter for ten. What percentage of the British economy came from manufacturing when Labour came to power in 1997 and what percentage is it in 2009?
I’ll give you a clue, manufacturing, you know, where skilled people make things and sell them at a profit. Alright, the profit keeps people in jobs and teaches skills. No? not got it yet? The things that are made are sold abroad for another country’s money. No, still not there? You know, foreign currency?
So tell me NMTT if this sector is shrinking, is this:
A. A Good Thing for Britain
B. A Bad Thing for Britain
Without a public sector people will suffer.
Do all these business owners care about people-nope only profit.
Its social workers and teachers that care for people-not rich tories
God you are so full of shit, it is starting to become really REALLY annoying.
NMTT
“Taken the right decisions to promote prosperity.”
Name them go on name then without 100 posters here tearing you to bits for being so naive and stupid. Go on then where are they? We are in debt. Big debt in fact the poor will be desttute for generations because of what Labour have done and its not the first time they have done it.
I can’t work out if you are a wind up or actually believe what you try to write down. I do now understand why the labour vote is in the mid twenties. The really scary thing is there are 24% more ’shit for brains’ out there……………..JUST LIKE YOU!!!
N.M.T.T. Are you the worlds only surviving brain donor?
Fuck me- he really believes this shit.
NMTT- have a look out the window, son. Tell me, what can you see? Can you see a Scandinavian-style social democrat paradise? Or can you see a country that’s been fucked over, bankrupted and almost destroyed by a stupid, mendacious, profligate administration? Your lot have had TWELVE FUCKING YEARS, you c*nt. TWELVE FUCKING YEARS of scandalous waste, reduced social mobility and the growth of a huge fucking pustulent reeking tumour upon society. That’s right, I’m talking about the public sector which pays self-righteous, ignorant c*nts like you huge amounts of our money so that you can fuck about doing your non-jobs and kid yourselves that you’re somehow of benefit to society.
I’ve got news for you, you fucking wetbrain- you’re not a benefit to society. You are part of the cancer that’s destroying this country.
The day of reckoning is coming, son.
‘Till then, fuck off you blinkered, bigoted, self-righteous fucking turd.
*Whew* Feel better for that rant. What a twat that fellah is.
At 4pm today on ITV – Kate Gallaway will be hosting “The Biggest Loser”.
Ah the irony.
NMTT is apparently making a guest appearence to show how its done.
Quite, what a state! Do you think he has BO?
Maybe it would be a good idea to herd some of these pigs around Bradfordistan and Blackburnistan?
It would certainly sort out postal voting fraud
But Gordon is ‘good’ in a crisis, lets get COBRA going and tell the BBC and Sky.
McMental is bothering the poor Afghan people right now on Sky News. If in doubt, fly off abroad with Toenails.
McMentals father taught him to treat everybody equally ?
Yes with equal .
HOON
contempt
And the BBC has further amended its ‘Miser Dave’ article. It has been renamed ‘Thrifty Dave’.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8019114.stm
I’m quite pleased about that, I posted to HYS about it and what do you know? They published for a change and it didn’t get a Rejected.
At least they’ve stopped the ‘Prudence’ bollocks.
Ask the PM is back!
But the deadline for votes (is 30 April).
Can someone create another of those legendary questions like last time and get us all to vote on it pronto
Slightly O/T
I overheard a government Medical spokesman (sorry, didn’t get his name) on the radio this morning commenting about the Swine fever currently on the rampage in Mexico.
His words were: “We’re best placed to deal with such an outbreak here”
Guess that’s us screwed then….
I believe it was Lord Darzi. I saw him on Sky news.
Hey gringo!
oh no your not senior’
My wife is a midwife. In the ten years or so she has been with her current NHS Trust the number of births has doubled. The number of managerial posts (midwives not doing midwifery) within her department has quadrupled. A couple of these post are designed to cope solely with various top down directives. Did I mention that the number of midwives actually doing the work is less than 10 years ago?
I work in the private sector on a modest salary. I calculate it takes about ten of me to pay my wife’s salary via tax and NI contributions. Therefore I fail to see how the Labour ideal of hitting the private sector with more regulation and taxation whilst increasing the numbers in the public sector is a win-win result for the nation.
Then read:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/sep/14/1
“The gap between rich and poor is wider than ever. But that doesn’t seem to bother Britain’s wealthiest earners. In an extract from their new book, Polly Toynbee and David Walker describe the jaw-dropping arrogance they encountered when they asked some of the fat cats to justify their lives of luxury”
Its a brilliant read, from one of the most important commentators on Britian today.
Where can we find Britian on the map, please ?
When the fatcats spend all this cash, how much of it is “public” money? None.
Do the Guardian readers include footballers as overpaid fatcats? Probably not because it would alienate the football mad Labour supporters.
You are illiterate, so why do you think we should read your mad comments?
You cannot write correct english and your rants do not make sense. Most of what you say is just made up nonsense and a figment of your deranged imagination!
You even quote the biased Guardian to try and back up your non existent arguments.
You are a prize numpty sir!! I congratulate you on your stupidity!
Give me a tory toff any day rather than nulabour scum like you.
The sooner the tories dismantle the useless and unnecessary public sector, the better for all of us.
I am so pleased Cameron has made it clear that streamlining the public sector and abolishing quangos will be high on his agenda.
“The gap between rich and poor is wider than ever”
I presume you had enough education to read that yourself, mister form filler and to inwardly digest what it is saying…
“The gap between rich and poor is wider than ever”…. AFTER TWELVE F*****G YEARS OF YOUR SH*T PARTY!!!!
Care to explain how it got like that, how it stayed like that when your bunch of hoons have had 12 years to sort it out, twelve years in which your dear leader claimed all the glory for all the prosperity????
No. You cant. You cant explain ANYTHING, just regurgitate the shite from the party line.
Just as well you’re in a non job doing form filling, you are patently incapable of thinking for yourself.
Fucking idiot.
Who’s been in power for the last 12 years – and if this is so important to our government, why haven’t they done anything about it for so long?
I’ll hazard a guess. Maybe they had to make sure their incomes and investments wouldn’t be affected before they laid down new rules.
At least I’m helping people
All you lot are doing is making money of the poor, immigrants, women and gay people.
I belive in fairness: to build a country where everyone has the opportunity to succeed regardless of their background. Sustainable growth, higher employment, better living standards, investment in health, transport, education. These are all essential if we are to build the fairer, stronger, country I want to see. A stable economy is not an optional extra. It’s a means to an end – fairness; rising prosperity; opportunities for everyone.
We need to cut back on defence-this is why we need to look at further savings at the MoD, which is why the Ghurka’s can’t stay in the UK.The army needs to work with less- we spend too much on them anyway.And get rid of Trident NOW!
We need investment in better facilities for migrants who come to this country and work hard for Britian, instead we make them criminals. We need far more social housing-better housing and infrastructure means people live decently and therefore we need less police.We need more compassion not less.
I think we should raise taxes on those who earn more than £50,000 to 40%-they do well out of the system and they should pay for poor people and help fight poverty.
NMTT Your not doing much work today are you ! Is it your day off are are you a shirker getting paid for out of the public purse. Another possibility is that you are taking a “sickie”. I think we should be told.
Why has the gap increased despite 12 years of Labour equality rule?
“………..describe the jaw-dropping arrogance they encountered when they asked some of the fat cats to justify their lives of luxury”
Err…… Polly who? Isn’t she the one who went to a “Toff” public school, earns well over £100k a year and spends much of her time in her Tuscan villa?
NMTT. It’s like this. If I have a fiver and I decide to buy a pint, then it is my money and my decision and sod all to do with you, or Polly. If I have £100,000 and decide to buy a big car, then it is my money and my decision and sod all to do with you, or Polly.
When Polly flogs her villa and gives the proceeds to an orphanage, then I will accept her comments. Until then she is a typical champagne socialist suffering from the politics of envy by proxy. And what’s more you fell for it!
NMTT
Is that the Polytwaddle of Tuscany fame is it? you know Tuscany being where she has her third or is fourth house? Hard to keep track really.
231No more Tory Toffs says:
April 27, 2009 at 11:47 am
Thanks NMTT that was your best ‘wind up’ yet absolutely hilarious I laughed all the way through I really did. The hard working immigrants and the Gurka comparisons were priceless. Why don’t you start a blog?
By the way 40% tax is payable for people on a lot less than 50k but hey! if thats what you want to do great.
Let me get this right. In September 2008 the gap between the rich and poor was ‘wider than ever’. Wider than 1997? How the hell does that correlate with all the claims you and the Government have made about equality, fairness, social improvements etc etc?
Hoist by your own petard, methinks.
It should read “increasing the numbers of non-productive staff in the public sector”
Stop bothering the adults JIMMY!
More cut and paste from NMTT (http://www.labour.org.uk/economic_stability_and_full_employment)
No original thought there then.
Yup. Speaking as a patient in for a biopsy, waited in the brand new reception for an hour staffed by no less than 4 receptionists (making each other coffee and trying to ignore anyone who approached their desk).
Then get to the tiny cramped business end of the appointment, 30 year old equipment, the radiographer too rushed to wait for the local anaesthetic to work (or perhaps they were trying to save by not giving me enough) despite my pained protests — a total nightmare. The minute I came around from the op an month later I left — didn’t want to catch anything.
The ‘risk based approach’ certainly means the risk of further breaches of biosecurity at the Institute of Animal Health at Pirbright, with more live foot-and-mouth virus leaking away from broken drains into the surrounding fields.
But rather than blame the crappy public-private partnership for the rotting drains, we find DEFRA Secretary Hilary Benn claiming that…. (wait for it!) …. “the Government has not yet ruled out terrorism.”
So there you go! ‘Terror’ was at the bottom of it all along! How could we all have so missed the obvious? How would we survive without the Terrorologists to explain the workings of ther world to us?
Ah, terrorism. A good “cover my arse” clause if ever I heard one.
This pandemic could kill up to 1 million people in the UK. Let’s hope they are all Labour voters.
Will there be that many left by the time the pandemic arrives?
If they were all Labour supporters that succumbed to the Swine Flu would the overall action taken as a preventative measure become known as:
“quantative sneezing?”
Re: No more Tory Toffs
If you right click on his name and then copy shortcut (or click on Properties) you will find his posts come from the following web site address….. http://www.labour.org.uk/ but he says he is a caring civil servant working for a council for the good of people. I don’t think so.
He may well be taking government/council money but is certainly not a civil servant (or even very civil), he is just another corrupt spin master doing the work of the Labour Party when he should be working for the tax payer. THIS IS THEFT. Time to out another McBride clone Guido.
It’s obviously not just this government that needs to go. The councils need an almighty clean out too.
ROLL ON 2010. IT’LL BE A VERY GOOD YEAR.
It’s JIMMY.
Sorry, Jimmy who?
No More Tory Toffs
Thanks that’s clear now. NOT.
It’s Gordon Fuckwit Brown himself.
Yea, like him with one eye who can’t read or write and throws lazer printers around.
I bet Guido knows.
Give us a little clue Guido.
Clitheroe (for those that can remember)
NMTT. Please don’t give up.
I’m almost convinced.
I don’t think the NuLabores have worked out this internet thingy! What a hoot!
100,000 with 10 postal votes each.
well, now we know where it all started really…
http://s705.photobucket.com/albums/ww57/sirbarringtonminge/?action=view¤t=piggy-broon.jpg
Can you confirm the date of this meeting? To coincide with the swine fever bullshit
This is a classic example of mis-governance.
The treasury making scientific decisions.
If the boffins think ‘risk based’ is adequate – they why didn’t we have it all along instead of wasting our money for years?
If ‘risk based’ was inadaquate then it is still inadequate!
The private sector has ‘competition’ to bear down on waste – public sector has nothing but national bankruptcy.
Talking about caring council workers.
This takes a lot of beating.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/article6169378.ece
Labour scum, says it all.
Dehumanised marxist robots, rewarded for failure, never punished for abject failure, social engineering at its Liebour best.
Dr Starkey for PM now.
This is truly unbelievable.
NMTT will have a lot to say about this.
This is nothing short of appalling. My own father was in hospital with acute colitis – which could have been treated easily, and quickly. He should have been home within a week. He died 3 months later. He never came out of hospital.
We had to go in shifts to feed him, and make sure he was comfortable. The staff there were so stretched that I was helping to change beds, and got water and other things for other patients in the ward when Dad was asleep.
This was almost 4 years sgo and nothing has changed. In fact, it’s got worse. Social Services need to get a grip on reality instead of going by the book. This lady’s mother would have been much better cared for by her daughter, anyone can see that. There must be some sort of financial gain for the council – otherwise why would they bother?
Actually Today’s pensioners are better off than any previous generation – for the first time, in a period of sustained economic growth, pensioners are less likely to be poor than people of working age.We also have to deliver for the millions of people who care for elderly or disabled relatives, so that they can manage financially and balance the responsibilities of work and caring.
“sustained economic growth”….. fucking hell, at least try, will you???
Do you know anywhere on this planet where there is sustained economic growth?
Pensioners less likely to be poor?
What, after Gordon and Geoffrey raped their pension funds? After Gordon’s credit bubble blew up leaving those who were having to treat their properties as pensions with fuck all?
The only pensioners less likely to be poor are Labour fucking MP’s. Thanks to the rest of us baling out their gold plated pension scheme, they arent going to know a life of poverty while they sit around waiting to die.
Give it up NMTT. You’re fighting a losing battle on a manifesto of broken promises, believed by no-one any more.
Go back to filling in your forms for LGBT’s and wait for the call from McDonalds in 12 months or less.
Your response to that article is beyond credibility.
I would like to meet you in a dark alley so that I could properly express myself.
Not even funny.
Absolute nonsense.
You just make comments without any evidence to back up what you say.
When will you get into your thick skull that we have NOT had a period of sustained growth – we have had 12 years of ‘false’ growth built on debt and borrowing and fiddling around with the figures; that is why it has all come tumbling down you clown!!!
If I were you, I would go and get medical help for your condition. With quite a lot of therapy and loads of electric shock treatment, there could be a glimmer of hope for you to recover. However, I doubt it; you are too far gone!
NMTT
I don’t think you’re on the same planet as the rest of us. I know of several pensioners who are really strapped for cash on a state pension. If this government REALLY cared, they would re-instate index-linking for state pensions.
There’s only one problem. There’s no more money.
Clearly some sort of parody of New Labour spin.
If my council had an official who behaved like that I would stop paying my council tax immediately, and the hell with the consequences.
it would be a fight to the death.
I urge and encourage others to adopt a similar point of view.
When I was young I read and re-read “The Rise of the Third Reich”. It taught me that there are times when citizens have to oppose the state, and that the consequences of apathy are infinitely worse than the consequences of action.
Polly from the Guardian on Pig Flu – Daily Politics
Recommends people to continue travelling – must get the rents for that villa in Tuscany to pay Gordo
Polly Toynbee has more brians than the rest of you
Brian Toynbee, who’s he ??
Is n’t that Potty Toynbee ??
More Brians????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dear God….. will someone just drag him outside and give him to the TSG to play with?? Put us out of his fuckwitted misery????
She’s also got more properties than I have…
….even if she has got four houses, eh?
God, your stupidity knows no bounds!!
Where does Polly keep all these Brians? In her bedroom perhaps?
Another message from http://www.labour.org.uk/
Paid for by THE TAX PAYER.
You lemmings never learn do you?
Are you ready?
JUMP.
ROLL ON 2010. IT WILL BE A VERY GOOD YEAR!
Yeah..typical tory’s
The Tories want a facist police state
Which is why you use such violent language
i bet the policeman who hit the demostrators voted tory
This is either:
a) A quality wind up
b)The return of DES. Note semi-literate text and the fixation with Tories as toffs.
i have it on good authority she shares Lord Fondlebums but plug… judging by the miserable gob on her before, she needs fresh batteries methinks..
DES is a troll. Nobody could be so stupid as to believe that shit and remember to breath at the same time. Simply not credible. Wind-up and troll. Bloody funny sometimes though.
So, which Labour minister is betting heavily that they will lose the next election ?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6178210.ece
That fucking idiot West. same one who said that the G20 Cops were doing a great job.
Can you believe this jerk was once the First Sea Lord? The most senior job in the Navy?
No wonder the Navy is completely fucked, more admirals than ships, more radioactive leaks from the SSN fleet, T42’s being parked ontop of rock outcrops… Man’s a complete an utter buffoon.
Joined the Golem as one of the GOAT’s. What a far sighted decision.
First All-at-Sea Lord, perhaps.
Polly Toynbee with more ‘brians, says” Gordon was wrong”.
Harpie was on a moment ago. Dressed as a butcher for some reason.
Was she waving a chopper? I’m convinced she was once a bloke.
288#
“The Tories want a facist police state”
Labour have beaten them to it, old son, by a good few years!!!
They’ve certainly bought the Met off!! Not to mention arresting anyone for anything under terrorism legislation.
Ask your mate Jacqui…
Give it up NMTT. You’re losing.
Within 12 months, theres gonna be more Tory Toffs in power than you can shake a stick at.
And you know what?
The staggering incompetance of your lot is going to put them there. And keep them there for a generation.
Hope you’re going to like it out in the cold filling in your LGBT forms.
Sounds really exciting….
Good work, Guido – how do you get these stories? :)
Well as Kevin Mcguire says “Spare us the Hypocrisy”:
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/maguire/2009/04/spare-us-the-hypocrisy.html
He is on the money me thinks!
Shut up NuMTTy ! Be Champions
Does “on the money” mean “on the books”? Oh BTW that article is two weeks old; I suspect your mate Kevin will be less casual about reprinting the smeargate allegations currently. Next time, maybe check with him first. I would probably avoid directing us to any Nadine Dorries speculation unless you have a lawyer present. Plenty of them about of course.
HMTT ..you are Lord Ghoul’s kid and I claim my £5……………
Ah yes, that old expression “Gone West…”
This of course means new taxes on farmers.
Ed Bullocks and Dolly the Sheep are on their way to market. I’d swap them for a bag of beans any day.
Gordon McBroon has announced that he is personally going to supervise the nation’s response to the Mexican swine fever emergency. Picture for publication HERE.
Or tel. 024 7683 3333
Nah, just an infection this government dished out so they won’t have to govern.
I ain’t really bothered to be honest, but been a pretty dismal response from this government to date when all the world seems concerned and givng various warnings etc.
We deserve a darn sight better government than one what talks about it in a
‘ bunker room’ arguing which pot bellied pig to raid so they can dish masks out…..
….gee, if it’s anything like the responses we had last outbreaks we had under New Labour forget it folks, – we’ll be gone before they decide what to do.
And lastly… would ALL Labour doners PLEASE NOT put donations in the ballet boxes, thank you…!
Seriously, you obviously lonely people lining up to respond to the latest dreary troll are complete *fucking* morons. A real troll could utterly destroy this place with retards like you about. Get a fucking life or fuck off.
Swine Flu now in Jockland. Those dirty trough swilling honourable members no doubt the cause and I strongly recommend a cull. For the publics safety.
Bolt gun ready.