Dave the Rave?
This has been building up for a few weeks and now Guido is getting calls from Dead Tree Press diarists, it is probably time to bring it out into the open. Is this a picture of a long-haired 22 year-old David Cameron?

The pictures are taken from a video of a Sunrise Party held in the summer of 1988. You decide…
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Nah, not him I’d wager
I think it does look like him. Or Neil off ‘The Young Ones’.
It’s him all right.
And anyway, why should not a Prime minister be free to look like a drugged hobo in his youth? Gordon Brown just looked like a nerd – probably Hitler and Pol Pot were the same.
And why won’t you let us post up the pics virally, you bugger?
I have been entertaining myself surfing YouTube, the rain has finally stopped and these cheered me up no end.
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/things-have-too-serious-around-here.html
that’s fucking dave!
that is fucking dave, INNIT!
not only is that dave, but even better than that, it is a photo of dave coming right up on an E or some acid, a snapshot of him just before he started peaking his fucking bollocks off!
sweet deal, dave the rave.
this is fucking magic, I can’t believe it, that’s dave on acid or E or maybe both.
fucking excellent!
that is so sweet.
Nah! No dodgy baseball cap.
biology was always better
.. or bike.
We were sold that as Susan Boyle, aged 19.
No. More like Baldrick’s better-looking brother.
I second that – or Baldrick himself as a kid!
I think it is – but so what?
It looks better than the photo of a creepy looking long haired Gordon Brown. 22 year old enjoying himself. Wow!
Interest like this is good news for the Tories as it means everyone is looking to him to be the next PM.
Photos of a 22 year old Gordon Brown enjoying himself do not exist. Except those no paper could print, obviously.
Those would be the ones when he was taking notes from a civil service leaker prior smugly to telling TV what a clever little fella he was ?
“But so what?”
I agree. This has got to be the most boring piece Guido has written for a long time. He’s had a busy few weeks and obviously needs to lie dow for a while.
Come on Guido. Get back to digging around in the trough and other stuff that really matters.
Boring, boring, boring. This kind of trivia is diverting you from the more important matters of holding politicians to account Guido. Not sure how this fits in to the grand scheme of things.
Actually there’s one of him in the Brass Monkey Edinburgh enjoying a pint with Donald Dewar (in his 30′s) but he actually looks human and the smile sincere
Agree – this isn’t a particular revalation. Next Prime Minister had fun when he was 22. Its not big deal.
It’s him. It’s got the cheeks, the chin, the eyebrows – we just don’t see him smiling enough these days. But then, it was a damn sight easier back in 1988, when we were young and before the ripples of Black Monday kicked in good and proper!
Guido, any idea who has been betting against there own party?
Minister’s bet that Gordon Brown is a loser
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6169072.ece
Admiral West.
The silly sailor in the Lords
…if they had any sense.. all of them
That would be insider trading.
Sound like hedging to me. Shows a bit of financial knowledge. Probably not Darling then.
is it true PM likes watching TV alot–just a rumour about expences
Does it actually matter?
its called “a bit of fun” you pompous arse.
Could be me…
It’s Robert Plant!
looks like neil morrisey
It certainly looks like him.
Was this taken about the time of Chernobyl?
Looks nothing like the Bullingdon photo
and me.
Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box..
First!
It started in America
Ere, stop messin’ about
Yes. Quite so.
Bullingdon Massif. Innit blud, don’t get skuff on the waitscoat yeah or Daddy will start vexing and call the bally lawyers.
It could be David Cameron. It could also be virtually anyone else. How exciting.
Woopty fucking doo if it is.
Nah – he constantly had a spliff in his mouth at that age.
No its not him, this fella sold me some boot polish once at Santa Pod, I’m sure.
Nah, this bloke was opposite me at Wimledon centre court.
if it is him…bravo, shows he does know how to enjoy his self.
Are you sure they are not of Max Wall before he lost his hair?
No style, class or sense. No way is that DC. As for 22 years old. This guy looks nearer forty.
Yup – could be anyone, ID parade fail.
Someone with a hairline that high up 20yrs ago is unlikely to be anything other then a slap head now.
Just some hippy – unless Cameron has had hair implants since then.
Yeah Brilliant!!
Maybe we can say he got those implants on expenses and splash it on a smear website called “HEAD FLAG”
God this is so brilliant! Pictures which may, or may not, be of the leader of the opposition! With long hair! At a rave! 21 years ago!
Fuck me it’s hardly Watergate is it? Democracy in tatters. Economy shafted for a generation. MPs corruption rife. Individual rights trampled on and this is as good as it gets? Grainy pictures from 21 years ago?
Has no-one got anything better to do?
No we have not. This is a gossip site for tittle-tattle. There has been far too much serious politics on here in the last few weeks. Bugger off to Comment is Free.
Nice One, Geezer – that’s as far as the conversation went.
It’s either Ben Dover or Jim Slip.
Are you talking to yourself again?!
No top hat, bow tie or monocle ? Can’t be him.
Where are the servants?
He’s a useless shite, that boy. Punish him for me, Errol.
Whoever it is, it’s definitely not El Gordo. He couldn’t smile like that in a million years.
fair point, fair point, the man’s got a fair point, we’ve been far too serious recently. got anything else then? Tony Blair in a codpiece, Goggsie in a tutu? Cherie in leathers with a whip singing”Tomorrow belongs to me” ?
Has no-one got anything better to do?
Clearly not. We have not killed off the labour beast yet, merely wounded it badly. I do not think it is time to post these pointless ancient pictures when there must be more sleaze and incompetence to post about.
never mind the photo, Stepney that is just such a classic answer!!
and the answer to the question is “clearly not, they’re too busy re-arranging deckchairs to the strains of ‘Nearer my God to Thee’”
Pissing myself, Browns just got snubbed by the Pakistani President, he cancels press conference with Brown, nobody wants to be seen with him, lol.
I just wonder if the penny is ever going to drop with him that people simply don’t like him.
That’s the Pakistani President’s loss. McSnot just wanted to advise him on “arranged” marriages.
He was born in East Fife, apparently his parents moved home when he was aged 8.
He was 11 before he found out where they lived.
I am certainly NOT going drop for that that ****. Not now. Not ever.
He may have more luck if he goes to Mexico.
The prseident is probably ripping up his passport in a BA bog as we speak.
oooh cuttting! mind you nobody likes Fifers. They say in Scotland “you need a long spoon to sup wi’ a Fifer”. everyone else says that about the divil….
The President has read about all the troughing and thinks Brown and his MPs have ‘swine fever’!
We know otherwise don’t we Jacqui
Browns just got snubbed by the Pakistani President, he cancels press conference with Brown, nobody wants to be seen with him, lol.
Well, you start referring to people’s countries as part of a “crucible of terror” and what do you expect?
Ignorant fuckwit that he was, he thought they’d welcome him in regardless.
I hope they blow the fucker up whilst he’s out there. But not in a serious way that makes him some form of New Labour martyr who gets put on a pedestal just because he’s dead. I want him blown up in ridiculous fashion that just makes people laugh when they hear of it and smile forevermore at their fond memories of Gordon Brown’s comical death.
Or maybe he could just shit himself to death like Elvis did instead.
most comical would be having a large laser printer dropped on him from a great height like the wicked witch of the west.
Axis of evil, crucible of terror, who writes this crap?
Why do you think he is the only one in the photo wearing a suit ? I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a target pinned to his back.
A shoe in the face, a la Bush, would be enough. Having seem him doing the Ali shuffle on YouNoob last week, I doubt he could avoid a well aimed shoe. Smack in the mush would be plum.
Well done that president!!
Can we now officially Boo Brown when he flies home
We know where you live.
If you think water boarding is torture, wait until you’re made to eat my bogeys. You’ll confess to anything and vote for me.
Grow up! If you cannot make an intelligent response, go back to your video games.
Too anal retentive, man.
I repeat, just grow up and while doing so, try to use language that actually means something. “Anal retentive” is outdated pseudo-psychology and is devoid of meaning. Your misuse of language is typical of the uneducated masses in this country. It occurs to me that you do not understand the words “grow up”.
I do not think that “Having been young once” should disbar a politician from office.
Having got to the stage of being young twice, does that make me twice as likely to be disbarred from office?
Tell me your secret please!
Many of our finest politicians started out life as children.
The rest were fashioned fully formed from clay by the devil, and then he breathed on them. I say “breathed”, but of course I don’t mean breathed.
Not him. Different nose.
Thought so too.
Just can’t see him as a trance artist even if he was wearing a ‘Call Me Dave’ tee-shirt.
The Indy did an impossibly pathetic smearograph about him going to SA 20 yrs ago as if he was into bringing back slavery.
Thanks Mr Fawkes – a bit a light relief was much needed.
Bringing back slavery?
Slavery is still going on and as usual it is black people selling other black people who are responsible for it, not that anyone dares mention this.
The jawline and brow ridge are the giveaways.
Not ‘callmedave’.
Must have been decent drugs though…
Probably not, but livens up a wet Monday.
Right after what looks like Dave Cameron on that video clip is a girl who looks a lot like Nigella Lawson.
Fuck me Sherlock – that’s it – a Conservative conspiracy like Philby, McClean and Blunt!!!
Quick, someone phone Andrew Porter.
Or perhaps the Sunday Times – been ages since they scooped the Hitler Diaries.
Try expressing yourself without swearing, or have you forgotten or possibly never even known, the difference between correct use of English and common swearing. Go back to school and this time, concentrate on lessons and learn some vocabulary.
Too young. Nigella’s 50 now and I don’t reckon that boid is 30.
She has a picture of Damien McBride in her attic.
Found myself doing the shopping alongside La Lawson at the weekend, along with that husband of hers. I had to try very hard not to say, “I’m so sorry you had to end up with such an ugly name”
is she as stacked as she looks??
She’s an avocado. For TV, she only appears when hiding her huge belly and derriere behind a kitchen table – watch closely next time she’s on.
Tony is correct – she is a bit Cherie-shaped, poor love
btw Nigella is the botanical name for onion seed – damn good in a curry
I am sure that is Warlock – he of the Camberwell Carrot fame?
13: Stepney: You forgot to state with caps on:
“WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?”
Ah, so what – so we may have a future PM who knows something of real life in a modern context – as a member of an older generation I welcome that – look at where the current crop of recycled terminally unemployable third way Marxists has got us…..
Anyone but Labour, yadda, yadda…
WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
Better?
WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE COWS? They used to get well spooked when we suffered from raves in the top field. Lock ‘em up I said then and I’ll say it again now.
Lock ‘em up. Retrogressive nuisance.
who gives a toss?
I do, quite regularly in fact.
Nothing to see here, move along please and put that thing away
Wouldn’t this have been about the same time as the famous Bullingdon Club photo?
He looks mashed.
Looks as though he’s about to be engulfed in molten lava.
Surely a bit of facial recognition software would put this to bed?
It’s Ross Noble.
David Cameron ? But it’s got long hair and tits ?
Whoever it is does appear to be wearing dungarees and a shirt/blouse. However I’ve vague recollections of my (idiot) brother wearing dungarees around that time.
Yes, dungarees indeed! Very working class, probably has a donkey jacket in the wardrobe too.
What’s yer name? Where yer from? What yer done? Give us a sip of yer water mate.
Maybe it’s Colin Montgomery then?
I agree with Plato. That receding hairline would almost certainly have developed into a slaphead by now. Unless Cameron’s got a magnificent ‘Bobby Charlton’ comb-over.
I think Camo is going to get a “Shearer’s Island” rather than a comb-over.
This is just a form of political ‘cloudspotting’ Rorschach test.
I’m sure you could see a pig with six legs in there somewhere if you looked hard enough…
That’s Harriet, Hazel and Tessa standing in a line.
I guess the firing squad is just off picture to the right then?
Where’s Jacqui?
Making cookies with 5C.
I hope there were no printers nearby and that Browns Aide has a spare Nokia after what just happened to Brown getting snubbed by the Pakistani President
Brown was leaving to go to Pakistan and the pakistani govt called him up and said don’t bother the meeting is cancelled.
ROFL, no wants Brown near them.
oh even better had actually arrived in Pakistan and then told to clear off.
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/foreign-policy/pakistani-president-snubs-brown-$1291123.htm
But those arrested were terrorists, with insufficient evidence to charge.
Did Jacqui take the decision to deport?
That’ll fuck up his plans for avoiding PMQ this week. Quick somebody, organise a meeting with somebody else on the other side of the world.
I suppose Gordo will be back to hanging around the boys in some school playground?
Even funnier if they left the message on his answer phone
That is going to be a difficult ‘news sandwich’ to deliver.
This is as funny as the trip he made to USA to see El Presidente.
When he arrived he was told can’t meet as the Pope was in town !
Hello. Why didn’t you .. or any of your advisers.. have that in their diary !!?
We are asked to believe this is a competent administration ?
World Leader.
Taxi for Brown.
DC dancing at a rave
are you trying to embarrass his kids?
Wonder if Brown has any family video?
A few X-rated ones of his carefree hols as a single man in Cape Cod.
I’d heard he’d shot a load of Cape Cod pieces as a yoot.
I’ll have those please; invoice the Taxpayer.
blah blah blah-blah-blah.
I take it no real news is happening then?
No, only fake news.
that ain’t newsy enuff?
have a discounted one…
Is it a Rich and Mark cartoon?
No its funny.
I have never seen a young conservative who looked like that I thoughtthey all looked like Iain and Duncan Smith
I reckon thats IDS in the photo. I always wondered what he had in his pipe.
Glad to see he’s had his ID photo done
DC hasn’t got such a big mouth
Agreed. Not him. Mouth too big, the eyebrows are the wrong shape (unless he plucks them now?!?) But cool if it had been.
There’s a bloke at 0:42 who might as well be John Redwood…
Looks more like Tony Robinson than David Cameron.
Well if Cameron dropped the frequent use of hair dye, should be some grey on the temples by now..and also the silly soft presentational style he’s suddenly developed overnight for Cheltenham, some bastard media trainer has got to him (not me) but omittted to look at the video playback. A bit of hellfire and brimstone required…
No hair dye on Cameron. I think you’re mistaking him for Nick Clegg with his silly Grecian 200 makeover.
Listen Mate! The Grecian 200 were innocent I tell yer!!
Shagadelic Clegg.
200 ?! Honest, I only shagged about 30, I said.
Grecian 2000 shurely?
Another unintended consequence of Quantitative Colouring
http://www.gents.co.uk/products/grecian-2000-lotion.htm
Ma in Ispagna, son gia millle et tre!
Mille et tre
Mille et tre
Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me!
In 1988 Cameron may have been in Hong Kong acting as a gofer for a shipping company.
This fellow is Son of Munster.
I don’t think it’s him. Wish it was though.
– Brownbaita, he’d be 22, so enough time to grow his hair out from the Bullingdon video. He graduated in ’88, so assuming he just spent that summer getting mashed it’s technically possible, though he joined Conservative Research Department later in the same year, so can we imagine them in the Thatcher days taking him on looking like a hippie?
Doesn’t look quite right to me, but long enough ago and what have you that I wouldn’t be amazingly surprised if it was. I may have been there too, but I can’t remember.
I reckon its Gordon Brown in the video – he was a well know raver in his day
and even now known as such…
Rave \Rave\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. Raved; p. pr. & vb. n. Raving.]
To wander in mind or intellect; to be delirious; to talk or act irrationally; to be wild, furious, or raging, as a madman.
Rave \Rave\, v. t.
To utter in madness or frenzy; to say wildly; as, to rave nonsense. –Young.
(Source: Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913))
Webster is American. always use the Oxford.
yeah raving fucking looney
This is UNBELIEVABLE!
Cameron should RESIGN immediately!
WOW Guide what a SCOOP!
I think we need to reform Commons rules to bar anyone entering the House that has had a life before coming into politics.
Steady. This is a sarcasm free zone this afternoon.
Video proves it!
White men can’t dance!
Actually there’s a black chap in there who clearly can’t dance either. Watch him self consciously throw in a few ‘moves’ as he realises the camera is on him. He looks suspiciously like the official supplier of ‘e’. Constantly looking around trying to guage who is flagging and might need a little chemical help.
That’s not David Cameron.
Anyway, let’s have another look at sleazy Gay Gordon Brown posing as a student, with his long, luscious locks and a carrier bag full of house bricks and KY Jelly.
Jars of vaseline!
I strongly doubt the Prime Minister was a KY man – his hair would have proved a bountiful source of natural (if a tad goatlike in odour) lubricant.
Tuscan Lard Arse you pathetic creep,
Back to the fridge.
I pulled my meat out of it this morning MB, but thanks for the thought.
Tuscan Lard Arse
You use your own putrid lard to grease your way through doorways no doubt.
sorry for that Tony. inappropriate comment on my part.
Our local rag produces a “look who’s 21″, “look who’s 40″ etc.,
and of course the only people who are vaguely amused are the relatives.
Now then, if this is DC and you’ve got some incriminating snaps then let us have a gander.
I think not, but what the hell do I know?
“Man, 22, has long hair!”
And that’s what passes as ‘news’ these days, is it?
No wonder you deride it as the Dead Tree Press, Guido…
1968 did you say? If it is him he must be wearing a good hairpiece now. The bloke in the picture looked like he would go bald young. Just imagine if that is Cameron’s terrible secret.
Is that David Blunkett at 3.16?
Yes, but he wandered in by mistake.
Was Blunket looking for someones wife to shag ?
Nice try but no cigar. Google search David Cameron Bullingdon under images. The shape of his face was nothing like the one of the drugged up numpton in the clip. Mind you, the Daily Mirror wouldn’t let that put them off. They have history you know!
I agree. Not baby-faced enough for Dave at that age. But good luck to whoever it is/was. If you can’t drop a few horse tranquilisers, have a bit of a hop about, put your hands on knees and have a good old-fashioned chunder when you’re 22 then what’s it all about, eh? Alfie?
I did a search, which one is Dave?
http://www.johninnit.co.uk/img/cameron-bullingdon.jpg
I think Dave should grow a mullet again – he’s really quite cute with wild hair…
doesn’t look like him at all imo
good on yah, ravey davey. Good to see a politico having fun.
What a f****** disgrace!
Nice chin,nice smile-did Gordon ever smile, really smile even when he was as young as this, apart from that rather creepy grin he bestows upon from time to time now? And I think it has been a quite an interesting day so far – I’ve watched the MEP’s 7am Friday morning sign on and exodus on Plato’s site and listened to Dr David Starkey ( even though I said I wouldn’t because he once trashed Richard III) as he trashed Gordon Brown on Question Time-and I think I might be quite a fan now, and the days still young!
“did Gordon ever smile, really smile”
Actually, he did. I spend a fair bit of time in S Africa (I do believe that’s permissible now) and they rerun the end of the last World Cup from time to time. During the on-field post-match stuff, the Springboks (no, I will NOT say Proteas) are celebrating their win against England (as who would not?) and our Scottish Prime Minister is actually on the field, standing close to the Saffers and even more delirious than they are. His joy was unconfined, and totally genuine. A picture I don’t remember seeing in our press or on the Beeb, for some reason.
I wouldn’t care to put money on it. It might be…it might not. Who cares?
Crap music though!
It was a very small rave by the looks of it, perhaps it was the music
Eeezagood Eeezagood etc.
Not good.
Are you blind? It looks nothing like him. Get your eyes tested, you myopic fenian bogtrotter.
Guido, plots,rumours and conspiracy not a problem,this is like your mum showing your baby pictures to your auntie,look this is him at 10,look this is him at 15, look how grown up he is now he is 22 but that hair looks awful and he looks thin do you think he’s getting enought to eat.
“enough” has no “t” at the end.
only ought to be shown when the “t” is silent, as in the spelling of “wheeltbarrow”
happy to assist.
Please don’t beat me up,just a typo will try harder and use preview next time.
Radio 5 is saying that Drowning Street has dropped the 2nd home allowance MP’s expense vote on Thursday
Some interview for Newsnight, whilst Brown is out of the Bunker
Another rubbish idea of Brown’s bites the dust. They obviously couldn’t get the support for a vote and Brown didn’t want to be embarassed any further – now what’s he going to do because I doubt if David Cameron will stop raising it at Wednesday PMQ’s – poor Gordon! Perhaps David should wear a hard hat neck Wednesday in case of any flying missiles.
Avoid PMQs
Could be – he is leaning to the left.
Cameron is going to upset the colonels with all this talk of defence cuts!
You can tell it’s him from that grin!
Lovely pic (which I’ve already nicked). You should have seen me at seventeen, he looks a skinhead by comparison.
SMUNAF (skymadeupnewsandfilth) is back and some bloke called ’Call me Ishmael’ has a new blog.
Can we please get back to something more entertaining Guido, what have those two morons Broon & Badger been upto?
Resting on their laurels after completing a twelve year rape binge of the country’s finances.
Even rapists need a day off every once in a while.
Ruining the country its what they do.
How old is he in the Bullingdon photo. Seems to be similarly dated and yet major hair growth discrepancy. TBH looks like my next door neighbour in 74.
Even if it is Dave and he did take MDMA , smoke weed etc ( purple haze judging from the pic ) , how come the only gurning twat in Parliament is Gordno Fat Controller Brown ?
you forget millibanana, the bumfluffed one.
you forget the bumfluffed millibanana.
I suppose but he just looks like a gormless hoon 24/7 .
It does look a little like him. If anyone out there also has pictures of Cameron as a young man, send them to Guido so we can make our minds up for certain…
according to the report link provided it is mentioned it was after he arrived.
A press conference scheduled between Gordon Brown and Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari has been cancelled shortly AFTER the prime minister’s arrival in Islamabad, reports suggest.
Looks like that scotch bloke from ‘Coast ‘.
Now that is a bloke for whom every day is a ‘bad hair’ day. He’d be better off shaving the lot off. Unless he has an unfortunate ’666′ birthmark under there. Which he surely must. There is no other plausible reason to have a head of hair like his.
Looks like Tony Robinson in drag to me!
I hope it is — having a ‘real person’ as PM would make such a difference.
The blue rinse brigade might not like it – but admitting that real life exists will do wonders for parliament.
Haha so to be a ‘real person’ you have to have taken drugs in field. Nice one.
You are clearly on drugs right now as that is the only time anyone could reasonably suggest that getting mashed in a field was real life.
“Everyone man, this is so fucking real!”
Guido,
Good work – great photos………..
If the press try and negotiate you on price, please require them to print details of the “We demand Gordon Brown Resigns” petition as part of the deal.
Not too different to these days…
http://www.davidosler.com/cameron,%20david.jpg
Looks more like Nick . . . . no, I mean Tony Robinson to me
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_1/CameronEton2_468x420.jpg looks like him around the same time – check the hair…
Number 3 Seems like a nice boy.
Its Suggs – never knew he was a toff!
I know Suggs’s mum. Scary lady
She’s known around Soho as the Mother of Madness
Isn’t that the pix that got pulled under copyright? If so well spotted, the last one doing the rounds had been seriously photoshopped.
Guido you were there weren’t you?
So you know it wasn’t him! So who was it?
My money’s on Yvette before she had the operation.
And that is DEFINITELY John Malkovich at 0:24
yup – and still as weirdly ugly.
Was great in Dangerous Liaison though.
Pisspoor numbers though GF , how did you make money? half a dozen dawn dancers that’s deffo de dregs
There’s a clearer shot of this guy in the quartet who end the video – don’t think it is him but i did notice Leonard Cohen was there.
Looks like Roddy Frame
It’s Nick Griffin.
Fuck me it’s Mary Magdalene!
GAINING MORE TRACTION…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173838/Almost-15-000-sign-petition-Downing-Street-website-demanding-Prime-Ministers-resignation.html
Might Gormless return from ‘glad-handing’ the troops’ only to be bundled into a ( padded ) Securicor van and transported off to the Tower of London ??
15065 to be precise.
Even if 60 million people signed it, do you think he would pay any attention?
Sadly, you are quite right. The Cupid Stunt is totally delusional.
Double tap to the head it is then.
“into a ( padded ) Securicor van”
drop the padded bit – - cold hard steel will do
“Mr Brown, everyone wants you to resign.”
“Smell my cheese you mutha!”
Imagine Gordon Brown ripped off his tits dancing to the happy Mondays?
Nor me
He is more of village people/ show tune fan.
He only supported HIPS as he misread Ruth Kellys proposals and thought he was bringing in a Homo Pact
It’s my Tony.
Looks like the creepy guy in my house what rents videos.
I’ve spotted Wally at 1:43. Do I win a prize?
And is that canoeman talking to Lord Lucan somewhere in there too?
Naah, Dave used to wear a platinum blonde wig in those days!
Gordo wore a platinum blonde merkin for his visits to the ‘Hamptons’!!
Love Chris Huhne’s tongue in cheek comment today regarding Jacqui Fivebellies’ new draconian plans:
Liberal Democrat home affairs spokesman Chris Huhne said: “I am pleased that the Government has climbed down from the Big Brother plan for a centralised database of all our emails and phone calls.
“However, any legislation that requires individual communications providers to keep data on who called whom and when will need strong safeguards on access.
“It is simply not that easy to separate the bare details of a call from its content. What if a leading business person is ringing Alcoholics Anonymous, or a politician’s partner is arranging to hire a porn video?
“There has to be a careful balance between investigative powers and the right to privacy.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8020039.stm
Class.
Who’s the person calling AA that he has alluded to?
that’s me. Euro 88 training camp.
Shagging hell, he is not back?
Could be anyone. Doesn’t everyone look like that at a rave? Whoever it is he looks happy anyway.
I have a brand new copy of Hitler’s Diaries………. dated and signed!
It’s my Neil.
It’s David Daddy Blunder
It looks like it could be the same character at 1.53, second from the left, as well as at 0.12. Can’t say for sure who it is but they certainly have an aristocratic nose. Any other photos of dave from that time we can compare to?
1:53 is James Purnell!
Dirty acid. A locked room. A hidden speaker. Sister Ray.
Job done!
You shouldn’t call your lawyers bastards, Guido. They’ll sue – they’re bastards you know.
That’ll be Three trillion to settle out of court.
Considering his lawyer’s also his lady wife!
[...] didn’t do no drugs And neither did call me Dave. Dave the Rave? – Guy Fawkes’ blog Of course, Dave never took drugs at raves, so he is not a hypocrite in wanting drugs illegal now. [...]
He’s a bit before my time.
O god, please no! A politician who actually had a life when he was younger and made some mistakes….
If that is him at a rave, it sows up my vote for him actually.
Now wheres my postbag?
It’s not me. I was into bankers then before I became bonkers.
I am waiting to return.
The petition seems to indicate that Gordon Brown has lost the support of the cabinet
Norman Arnell
Nigel J S Steward
The Government of the United Kingdom
Sam Williams
Dave’s a Bullingdon chap doncha know. Wouldn’t go around dressed like an oik. Not the done thing.
Could it be his mother?
We may very well be TV stars but, nonetheless, we cannot deny we are pigs.
Still looks like he needs to age/mature. He still looks useless.
Oh how I wish I could say something positive about Camoron. So he was educated, married well, has connections, is progressive. But that’s where it ends.
He ought to have had a job. He’d been given everything on a plate (lucky chap).
We need a fighter. Aruthless killer who will tear that Scottish tosser limb from limb and his lying, thieving colleagues.
David or Dave orr whatever you are called – get a grip.
Start opposing, start telling us what you WILL do. Boris is, follow his example.
yep tear the scotch twat into ribbons, sell him for biltong.
The Blair Tribute Act continues its tour.
We will learn, shortly, that Cameron played in a rock group in Eton
no doubt The Bullington Rockers?
He looks like Blair, He talks like Blair, He has no policies – like Blair!
Is this country MAD enough to buy another PUP?
She may have been viewed as a beautiful movie star in her time, but I personally thought she was a dog
lay off the booze, Guido
Looks like that tasty Italian Stallion, Silvio B, I shared media and culture studies with , before he dumped David my FORMER husband on me.
Looks more like the guy off ‘Grand Designs’ than Cameron to me.
Lay off te booze, Guido.
“The crucible of terror” eh wasnt the Crucible a rather good play about the effects of mass Hysteria ? Or maybe things are hotting up at the World snooker championships in Sheffield.
It could be me.
No. Wrong shaped face. Wrong shaped mouth. Eyebrows too heavy. Sorry Guido! Must try harder!
I can,t say if it is me. It is early in the day to start working.
I hope it’s him. Proves that he was a normal kid….
lol he has long hair lol that is the craziest thing my tiny mind could ever conceive lol he was young and his hair was a bit different PMSL keep up the excellent work Guido ROFLMAO long hair
Let me get this straight.
Dave was young once?
I bet if you dig really, really deeply into the past.
Like almost before time began.
There are pictures of him in a nappy.
Even pictures of him naked…..IN THE BATH
Catch me voting for someone who was young,
And danced as well!!!
I’m sooo glad I found out.
I could have voted for him.
This news is earth shattering,
I’m just trembling with excitement,
Or is it excrement?
Oh and by the way; Elvis is dead.
You are missing the point. It shows that Dave was not some boring, student union pleb but actually went out and partied. Think of it as his Bill Clinton / joint moment.
I f that person is who think it is, I wil sue the ass off McBride.
I say, is the way they say the future’s meant to feel?
Or just twenty future politicians standing in a field?
And one doesn’t understand quite what this feeling is
That’s okay cos one is stuffing lots of E’s and Whizz
And tell one when the spaceship lands
Cos all this has just got to mean something
In the middle of the night
It feels alright but then tomorrow morning
Ohh ohh when you come down
Oh yeah the pirate radio told us what was going down
Got the tickets from some fucked up blogger in Camden Town
And no one seems to know exactly where it is
But that’s okay, cos one is sorted out for E’s and Whizz
At four o’clock the lobby bell seems very very very far away
Hey hey
Just keep on moving
Everybody asks your game they say we’re all the same
And now it’s, I say! David! – that’s as far as the conversation went
I lost my chums, I dance alone, it’s 6 o’clock, one wants to go home
But it’s no way, not today, makes you wonder what it meant
And the polling lead just grows and grows and grows and grows
And you wanna call your mother and say, “Mater,
I can never come home again because one seems to have left
an important part of my deposit somewhere in a marginal in Hampshire. Alright!
Yep that’s our Dave.
He is very similar in some respects – he has exactly the same pointy chin and same shaped cheeks. His forehead also looks the same. Can’t quite work out if his nose and eyebrows are similar though.
http://www.davidcameronmp.com/
Why not give him a ring and ask him?
Well its either Dave or a temporarily gay Michael Howard. Either way I don’t really want to know.
Guido:
Surely there’s a fair dealing defense if picture editors do decide to use your screen grabs??
Bad Trip productions presents Fear and Loathing in West London. Starring Dave ‘I’ Cameron and Johnny Debt.
With Benito del Boy as Golden Brown, aka ‘The Embalmer’.
“If I spike you you’ll know you’ve been spoken-to.”
And Iain Dale as Monty. “My boys, my boys…There comes a time in every young man’s life when he realises he will never play the Dane.”
“Shat on by the Tories, shovelled-up by Labour…”
Withnail: “I feel like a pig has shat in my brain.”
Etc…
no it’s not him
“Our Lawyers are Bastards”
Too true. Aren’t they all….
No, mine are evil c’unts.
The obvious answer which a lot of people have raised is.. do we want politicians who haven`t experienced life in all its glories with the mistakes that we all make?
If not then we`re left with either the Pope or Cliff Richard.
Personally i think the Pope would make an excellent PM, just imagine what a difference he`d make to PMQ`s, and all that incense. Lovely
Latest rumour is Ed Muskie’s back on the Ibogaine, too.
Young fella needs a damned good haircut and a few days scrubbing the officer’s mess floor with a toothbrush.
If thats call me Dave then i’m the next prime minister.
Being a drug taker/dealer in his younger days didnt damage Barak Obama’s electoral prospects
Does it really matter anyway?
No
I hope it is him- just goes to prove he’s the man to lead the country.
Big up all Sunrise, Biology, World Dance, Elevation, Ravelation and all other rave crews who have dreamed about someone touched by E taking up a position of power.
Hold tight all crew north, south, east and west- who’s ready for the Blue Rinse out!!!!!!!
Oi oi!!!!!!
W
Gordon’s next stop is Mexico City.
Run for your life Pedro!
Lol,not like him at all.Maybe Justin Cooper?
Wow, it is him! And he looks like a member of the green party! No wonder the Conservatives have become more green under Cameron!
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Thank you please.
I hope it is him – it looks like he is actually having a good time!
…too many comments. Every thought of bringing in a ‘Digg’ style thumbs up/down mechanism?
Looking good (for the 80s) I’m sure it’ll win him few more votes when people see he was normal at least at some point.
Although people that vote labour aren’t normal so I’m not sure this will grab too many of their votes
It’s clearly Mel Gibson – probably getting into character to play Christ.
Like MDMA? You’ll love 2CB.
It looks like my friend Simon who was around at the time.
E’s a gud un!!!
Is the young lady at 0.36 Mrs Testicles?
Who cares?
Her mother and I. To name but three.
Makes no difference who it is – Cameron’s still a Hunt
Ok then – Cameron’s still a c u n t
Takes one to know one.
Yeah – I’m a c u n t and CAMERON IS A MASSIVE C U N T
Come on then sunshine chop chop and off to bed with you, you young scamp! You know you’re not allowed up past 10.30 on a school night. Just you wait until your father hears about this.
“Our Lawyers are b****”
That is really no way to talk about Donal Blaney – but I suppose fair comment might be a defence
Looks like Alistair McGowan to me.
A.M.
Turin Shroud ………….without a doubt
roland 303s and 808s to replace the Tony Blair guitar?
about bloody time.
Comes to something when the tories are the cool ones, can’t imagine that labour rabble going to raves. Too busy attending those marxist student meetings and creating little empires.
I hope it is Cameron, good times.
No, that isn’t Dave. But here’s Gordon… http://tinyurl.com/dfhz57. Another YouTube triumph for No.10?
not him
the person is on again in a later group shot at 1:53
close though
It is actually a close up of the Face on Mars.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face_on_Mars#.27Face_on_Mars.27_and_.27pyramids.27
His receding hairline has grown back or, at best not advanced that much since 1988. Amazing, what hair product does he use? Many of us would like to know.
Auntie Flo
I love you so
Especially in your nighty.
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
… Jesus Christ almighty.
HE TRIED TO TOUCH ME DOWN THERE,
JUST BECAUSE I HAD A BIG BOTTLE OF AMYL NITRATE . . !!!
A Conservative politician at a rave when he was younger?
How pathetic is this.
Disgusting how we lampoon politicians for collating data, when we are quite happy to grab an old photo for a media opportunity. This is not the decent journalism that Guido is known for.