Laser Printer not Lobbed at Lucky Leaders
Looks like the leaders of the opposition parties were lucky not to get a Nokia to the temple administered by the Prime Mentalist. Reports from the meeting to discuss reforming MP’s expenses have a shouting Brown shaking his fist at the other party leaders shouting ‘We have to get this sorted! We have to get this sorted!’ repeatedly.
Clegg called time on the meeting which saw Brown blame Cameron for bringing the subject up repeatedly at PMQs. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Asking the PM questions at PMQs. Enough to drive him bonkers…
I thought this summed it up perfectly
To the Tory leader’s astonishment, Mr Brown said: ‘If you didn’t keep raising this at Prime Minister’s Questions, we wouldn’t be in this situation.’
Precisely -If only Cameron would have kept quiet GB thinks he could have buried it- silly man – doesn’t he know Guido’s got his teeth into now and its not going to go away?
Another corker from Hannan:
http://is.gd/uH7A
Fantastic! A must-see.
DO have a look at Daniel Hannan’s speech as linked by Torybear.Clear, patriotic and even witty, as well as being superbly delivered.A politician you can believe in at last!
bloody good speech
Excellent speech !!!
Brilliant speech. This is what worries me about Cameron… listening to Hannan, you ‘see’ the horizon he is pointing beyond the obstacles towards… listening to Cameron all you get is a description of the obstacles.
Powerful speaker – I hope the tories make good use of him.
‘listening to Cameron’ … bleat bleat bleat.
Who is Hannan? Has he ever had to work with other people? Does he actually lead the party?
No. I am told he is a … journalist!
In fact I probably agree with every word Hannan says – but then 20 years ago I would have said the same about Nicholas Winterton.
When will the bleating sheep not realise that being a party leader you have to keep a broad church of a coalition that is a major national political party together AND be plausible to the vast army of floating voters you need for election victory.
Oh and when the shit really hits the fan you have to be able to take all these people with you down a long and difficult road.
Difficult? Not half. Downright impossible I’d say. My ambitions are low, but given the huge mistakes made these last 12 years the bar is not very high. Remove the dead hand of government as much as possible and make what is left more enlightened.
‘Set the People Free’ really.
Good speech – but it’s really about time people started putting the boot into ZaNuLabour and all its works. Quoting from Shakespeare is all well and good, but even though Hannan mentioned his daughters paying off Browns’ expenditure for all most of their adult lives, there was still no venom.
These hoons have spent 11 years destroying this country and yet the ‘opposition’ are still giving them a free ride – Ye Gods this makes the blood boil! When, oh when are we going to get an opposition that will go for the jugular, stop ‘playing the political game’ and recognise that people are really, truly sickened by this shower of shit that are in government?!
I am *not* a Conservative, and my vote is *not* ‘there for the taking’ – so if you’re listening ‘call me Dave’, I want to see your entire party eviscerate this lot, I want you to start making me think that politics in this country might have some integrity behind it, I want you to stop any and all ‘cooperation’ with ZaNuLabour. I have *never* felt so angered at a government than I have with this lot – they have brought our country into disrepute.
I used to think that having the Conservatives and Labour in office in a perpetual see-saw manner was ok, and that I could live with that. The behaviour of this lot has convinced me that ZaNuLabour needs to be utterly destroyed – they must never have a chance to be in office again – they simply cannot be trusted with our nation.
Absolutely Brilliant. Foreign Secretary material, or better!
Roll on the election.
Dan’s the man.
If you haven’t seen the RTL [I think] TV prog about exposing MEPs scuttling away from the cameras with wheelie bags in tow, have a look at this.
Appalling – if you can watch the whole thing or else wind in about 2mins for the most depressing bit.
Appallling.
Bugger forgot the link
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/eu-gravy-train.html
Al,
Are you sure that Hannan is ‘Foreign Secretary material’ – I mean, David Milliband is the incumbent, so its a terribly low ask for Hannan – he’s worth more than that.
I know it used to be a respected badge of office, but this shower of excrement have made virtually every cabinet office a joke.
In fact, is there any ZaNuLabour apparatchik that is worthy of their salt?
Brilliant !
If these treacherous freaks are the `leaders` this country deserves all it gets!
Not when Labour constantly rig the elections!
“If you didn’t keep raising this” is bloody rich coming from a control freak who has never given any sort of answer to a straight question ably assisted, I would add, by a so called non partisan speaker whose unbelievably pro labour bias is as nauseous as a week old bucket of vomit.
“If you didn’t keep raising this …” is also a narcissistic whine as well as an attempt to hide from the electorate – another attempted cover up, in fact. It could only be said by a man rotten to the core – the cesspit of a corrupt soul.
The Labour Party will soon start a process of irreversible autophagy as zombie-like it eats itself in a cannibalistic civil war.
The prime minister still has a bit of wriggle room left. Bloomberg, the financial wire service, claims there is a bunker mentality at No 10: the führer has reportedly taken to shoving laser printers off the desk in a rage. Maybe. But the Tories know Brown isn’t really dead until his heart has been buried with an electoral cross through it.
Someone deliver the pistols, bullets and cyanide, perhaps Brown will put everyone out of their misery
I wonder if Gordon has tried this Debt advise website – on Mail online google advert
Money Advice – The TruthCan You Really Write Off Your Debt? Try Our Free Online Assessment!
http://www.clearing-debt.co.uk/moneyadvice
Having Hannan speak is purely damage limitation by Cameron, he had to do ‘something’ given the popularity of Daniel Hannan’s internet fame. The ‘something’ that Cameron will do will not extend to letting members of Better Off Out onto the front benches… so even if Hannan entered the HofC he would have to speak from the back benches.
A good speech though, Cameron should have invited Nigel Farage along as well, they could have done a double act.
Sod the lot of you. I’m going to keep on digging. I’m sure I can see a flickering light down below. I wonder what that smell of sulphur is ?
Funny – nobody seems to have picked up on Laurence Robertson’s claims for nearly 1 milion quid. Why is that?
Or Tommy MacAvoy (Brown’s Commons enforcer for the same?None of us here condone Robertson’s greed either
Guido and Old Holborn in the Sunday Times
I hope Cameron brings this up – http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/5225440/Minister-James-Purnell-accused-of-leaving-his-flat-like-a-pigsty.html
The madness is spiralling out of control.
He controls themedia so the next action will be his generals all going for walks in the woods.
I’m surprised Gordon hasn’t had heart problems. 10 years waiting in anxiety, followed by what is literally the worst premiership in known history, that’s gotta take a strain on the old ticker a la Blair.
Most Weegies like him from Govan wear a wooden suit long before they reach 50.
McBride looks as if he will be lucky to see 40 but having said that I don’t know his origins.
Blood pressure and heart disease exacts a heavy toll on them.
Heart problems would be the least of his problems.
Maybe I can help with my psycho backround
Gordon has Dellboy hasn’t he?
Heart problems?
What heart?
hahahaha
Would have thought a swinging brick for a heart wouldn’t be affected by stress.
We’re doing all we can for him. He takes medication for incontinence, and we’ve persuaded him to stop picking his nose and to carry a handkerchief for his excessive mucous production.
He’s also attending anger management classes although it’s too soon to tell if these are proving effective.
Cherie Blair will be having her own incontinence problems right now, she’ll be pissing herself with laughter every day at Broons expense.
He can’t be far off taking a cyanide capsule hunkered down in bunker no.10
The strain is definitely telling. As Andy Parsons said on Radio 4’s BH this morning: “He’s aging in dog years..”
Talking of dogs my No 1 mongrel has a better sense of what’s right and what’s wrong than bloody Brown has. And he’s good at catching rats.
he has a lot more than heart problems
It’s his brain problems that have fucked our country.
McRuin is well and truly a follower of the path and the way:
http://i-squared.blogspot.com/2009/04/path-and-way.html
That bastion of free speech, The Mirror, has pulled the facility to comment on its “stories”.Might that be to do with kicking Maquire has had on his column recently?
C4 news forum and others are closing. It’s happening to a lot of the media. C4 say it’s because of costs in the current climate.
Bollocks is it.
FFS – really?
Mustn’t have the hoi pollloi saying what they think in public view.
Can’t have the truth getting in the way of all their spin, can we
Troughand drop; I did not know that, but of course C4 is part-owned by the State (we’re in) so they will close down all avenues of dissent if they can
The MSM don’t produce news they produce a narrative.
Facts that inconvenience the narrative get filtered out. We in the non-MSM world call these filtered facts the real news.
You’d have to be asleep to believe the MSM.
It’s called the path to ruin
Frankly, I think our esteemed PM is certifiably nuts.
Agreed. He’s just completely lost the plot!
You would know.
Be quiet! the adults are talking.
He never had a plot to lose in the first place
Wibble! Wibble!
Tossflap sausage!
Gordon is clearly in need of a nicely padded room and all the mashed banana he can eat.
A senior civil servant said Brown would be the first PM to be carried out of Downing St by the men in white coats.
Not long now!
Persons observing this device (the inestimable Mr Brown) become depressed by its uselessness and realise the futility of all existence.
Let it all start one more time.
No, he’s just a total fuckwit.
We feel a delusion of oestrogen coming on.
A senior civil servant said Brown would be the first PM to be carried out of Downing St by the men in white coats.
That we know about…
I’m not nuts , It’s just terribly hard work trying to keep this gravy train running . Toot Toot … all aboard .
Viral Press Officers Needed
Good Luck with the appearance
Surprised Guido doesn’t have it in his “seen elsewhere” links
Thanks all help appreciated I would think Guido is spoilt for choice over how entrenched Nulab spin machine is often paid for by the taxpayer but doing their dirty work like this lot Quilliam.
Good Luck. This evil government of ours has much to answer for , I’m sorry that you have suffered, at their hands, for a worthy cause. This useless immoral govenment will say that it is OK to torture someone if you think they are a terrorist, they would probably also apply that to Guido supporters! so beware folks. Their argument is self defeating – we have to be seen , and have to be, better than that, or what are we?
Won’t be long now. The men in white coats will be along shortly.
You’re right there.
This afternoon saw Sky and the BBC broadcasting almost simultaneously Osborne’s speech at the Tory conference today where he suggested that Brown was the Mad Hatter (in the context of Darling in Wonderland) and referred to the rest of the Cabinet as the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. Ho, ho!
Brown Hatter
I wonder where they got the idea?
Smoke and Mirrors
I’d like to know who paid for the printer he destroyed. I bet it didn’t come out of the PM’s wages. It’ll be us that paid to replace it. If I did that at work, I wouldn’t just have to pay for a replacement, I’d probably get the sack. Could you not put a freedom of information request to find out who paid for it?
Exactly my thoughts. Is somebody willing to follow this one?
Brown couldn’t give a stuff who paid for it. Money just comes from the fat cats apparently. Typical of the public sector “nobody’s money” mentality.
A perfectly reasonable point. Dave Lightweight can choose to discuss a bipartisan solution or he can use it at PMQs to try and score points, but he can’t have it both ways. Of course shouting is rude, but explaining simple concepts to the dim can be exasperating.
Jimmy what colour is the sky in your world?
Jimmy does not do mundane stuff like looking at the sky.
Simple concepts like this one, you mean?
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
Or this one – EVEN BETTER – go here to insult Brown on his own website!!
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
“the dim”, of which you are one presumably?
Is Jimmy James Gordon (lover of snot) Brown? Just asking.
Jimmy, you are a bit of a hoon..aren’t you sweety?
Cyclops REFUSES to answer any of DC’s questions anyway!
Anhow, it won’t be long until he’s sent back up to jockland will it?
Now run along, your sister’s in her bedroom & is waiting for you.
You missed out selling our gold for next to nothing
“A perfectly reasonable point. Dave Lightweight can choose to discuss a bipartisan solution”
Would that be “discuss” as in the horrible fucking bastard shouting “Do it my way, or else”. Or would it be the “discuss” where alternative solutions are suggested and the horrible fucking bastard sticks his grubby, chewed off fingers in his wax laden ears and says “La La La La La “.
Reasoning with a gibbering lunatic can be difficult, Jimmy – try it, talk to yourself.
‘Tra laa’ a la Silky Arsehole, if you don’t mind!
Never argue with an idiot…he’ll only drag you down to his level.
Jimmy, I’ve said it before…but you are a complete arse!
Never argue with an idiot…he’ll only drag you down to his level ….and beat you with experience!
Jimmy, are you a:
Total
Waste of
Anal
Tract
Except that by a “bipartisan solution” Brown means, “You must all go along with my plan.”
Well that is what he means by a ‘unanimous Cabinet decision’.
Bit like BLiar and the Cabinet vote to invade Iraq because of WMD.
Wee Jimmy: Don’t you understand. It is the job of Her Majesties Loyal Opposition to oppose. That means amongst other things to asking awkward questions. It is also the duty of the Prime Minister to give straight answers – but he has yet to do his duty.
Don’t forget the petition on the 10 Downing Street web site demanding his resignation see:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
Or this one – go and vent your feelings about Brown on his own website!!
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
simple concepts like wanking off to porn movies shouldn’t be billed to the taxpayer maybe? Or taking £60,000 expenses for your parents’ home is theft you mean. Or perhaps simple concepts like inventing sexual smears about opponents and circulating them whilst being paid by the taxpayer is illegal and morally debased? Or simple concepts like borrowing £600 billion to dig an even deeper hole than the one you have already created bribing your chav client estate is the economics of the asylum?
Yes getting simple concepts over to truly stupid people can be a trial…..
perhapstyou might like to try it with some of your ZANULabour cronies whilst you consider what to do when the dear leader is consigned to the scrapheap.
Well that’s a start and covers the last year.
How about covering some of the earlier stuff like ruining the entire private pension system, removing a wise man who dared to speak the truth.
Add in an illegal war or two and that about covers it.
I still thinking murdering David Kelly was Labours real low point, that makes smearing look like a walk in the woods
Not just murdering him but then lying and trying to cover up the dirty deed afterwards
Nell.
Be reasonable. If you murdered someone wouldn’t you be temped to try and cover it up?
Sir Reggie
I wouldn’t murder anyone in the first place, least of al someone as worthy as Dr David Kelly – well maybe I am temped with this present labour crew….
On budget day, the estimated borrowing was £606bn – the following day this was revised to £703bn.
Poor, mad Gordon. Please God none of us end up like him.
Wouldn’t you hope that either his wife or one of his friends would tell him that he has to quit? He is visibly disintegrating.
Actually you have to feel sorry for his wife
no
I actually feel sorry for her mother she thought her daughter was marrying an honest upright politician and wound up with a spendaholic dictator as a son in law.
First deflection tactic of a bully is to blame who you are threatened by.
What a dickhead.
OT I do wonder if the crap weather forecast for next week will make life worse for HMG. The sunshine seems to have a softening effect that I wouldn’t expect if it was leaden skies and pissing with rain.
Your language is really getting quite atrocious, Mrs P.
You need to stop associating with all these nasty, wabid, wough boys.
Or buy another cat.
‘Jimmy’ is a dickhead. Gordon is a c…
My std response to bullies like Mcruin, in my youth, was to smack the git in the face..
You know, like everyone else, if I had smashed up a printer or cell phone at work (paid for by the taxpayer) I would have been sacked and probably prosecuted for causing Criminal Damage. Why doesn’t someone make a complaint to Insp. Knacker or even better Supt. Slipper.
Sorry my fault for leaving one of Damian’s emails lying around on the printer….
If they dont investigate Lords taking corrupt bribes they aint gonna investigate a broken printer. I know its pathetic but thats the reality of our situation as it stands.
Yeah, I read the Mail too (online).
:shock:
lol – I read all the rags. Even the Telegraph.
Meant to be a dig at guido’s abject recycling ;)
It wouldn’t be a bad idea if The Dear Leader was placed on suicide watch.
what, just to make sure he does?
Neat.
That’s something I wouldn’t mind watching!
Could be a new reality TV series – I’m a fuckwit, get me out of here
Next week – Tony Blair drinks Hemlock
Like they did at Lincoln jail last week.. Poor sod managed to top himself though.
Like with Bill Oddie introducing?
Perhaps we should have a whip-round and buy a Dignitas voucher for the fellow.
From what I hear it would not be the first time.
Holy fuck the Hoon truly has lost it. How on earth the man has been allowed to carry on this long is beyond me but surely now there must be grounds for him to be removed from office as he (to coin a favour ZaNuLab phrase) is mentally “not fit for purpose).
Do not be surprised to see Snotty leave on health grounds after Liebour are trounced at the European elections!
The Hoon is totally power mad, he’ll only leave when Dave pries the keys to Number 10 from his snot encrusted hands.
Eventually they will probably have to ‘dart him’. I have seen some very experienced vets bring down huge uncontrollable beasts with a small dart and blow gun. A well placed dart in the neck or arse will render him unconscious in a matter of minutes and then someone could quite safely slit his fucking throat.
Nembutal in the paw works quickly
I recommend a nice long holiday in Mexico.
Hasn’t Jonah just come back from there – and Scotland too come to that!
Let’s get a Gurkha to do the blood letting. Very satisfying all round.
Perhaps Mandy would suck the life out of him?
Perhaps Mandy would suck the life out of him?
That made me shudder.
These kukris always come in handy!
Oooohhhh you are awful!
Dirty Rat: “Perhaps Mandy would suck the life out of him?”
I think you’ve made a typo there, getting ‘s’ and ‘f’ mixed up…
I would recommend a 14pound hammer shaped dart probably not fired from a blow pipe maybe swung round above your head before striking the fatal blow several times.
Can only be one fatal blow not several – can only kill him once.
You won’t need a vet to ‘dart’ Gordon. The queue to fire the gun would take 3 million off the unemployment register.
A chauffeur driven Merc along the Seine would work
Lasers to Max
Seems like the No 10 petitions website is under pressure and not performing….
Instructions from Brown “La la la I can’t hear you”?
Yup, petition web site down! I wonder why. It did get a mention in The Sunday Times as did the shirt campaign!
What is the ‘shirt campaign’? Couldn’t find anything online at the Sunday Times.
LINK TO THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK CAMPAIGN
All the moderators are signing off for the weekend, just to make sure it doesn’t reach 10,000 (was nine thousand four hundred last time I looked before it froze)
It was 9482 before it became unavailable. Added 172 in the last full hour.
Let’s see how quickly they bring it back up.
I have a feeling that a lot of people are going to want to sign up, along with their co-workers, when they open their mailboxes in the morning.
Interesting link from the can’t connect message – http://www.mysociety.org, it’s one of their “projects”
What’s it running on? A ZX81 spectrum?
Government + IT = Disaster.
Looks like they’re already trying to get rid of it – from http://www.mysociety.org/projects/no10-petitions-website/
No 10 Petitions Website
In 2006 the Prime Minister’s Office in No 10 Downing Street approached mySociety about building a petitions website.
The No 10 Petitions website is now perhaps the largest non-partisan democracy site by volume of users ever, with over 8m signatures from over 5m unique email addresses, representing something like 10% of the entire UK population. At its peak nearly 200,000 people signed up to the service in a single day, proving the hyper-robust underlying code upon which it was built.
When developing the site, mySociety insisted on various features before accepting the contract, such as:
open source code
private data all held on mySociety’s servers
a low limit on the number of messages No10 could send to signers
a ‘rejections’ page showing the maximum possible information on petitions that have been rejected.
Since then we have also been allowed to introduce code that deletes email and postal addresses older than a year.
The petitions website is now available for re-branding and re-use as a local council petition service, for both on and offline petitions.
And go here to insult Brown on his own website:
This is areal larf!!
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
if you are not careful Brown will take the ball back to the vicarage
Has he got just the one then?
Just like Adolf – not surprised.
if Brown hadn’t been such a coward and shit out of an early election he would have been in a very strong position now – shame….Jock twat
“We have to sort this” ..
Yeah .. right .. McBroon the Hoon couldn’t sort twins into pairs …
Too many people accessing at the same time. The system wasn’t designed for it.
Could we get Boris to display the total on city hall? I seem to remember Ken Livingstone did a similar trick but I cannot remember what with. Unemployment figures?
Meanwhile the socialist vermin at the BBC have a front page story about CDM’s latest utterings headlined “Dave the Miser”.
Fucking hell, they have no shame.
I noticed that. Can only be described as disgraceful. Hoons all of ‘em.
Me, too. But I expect no better from Aljabeeba
I hope no-one on Order-Order is letting the TVLA extort them for the BBCs benefit
Earlier today there was a sub head in the article which screamed “Thatcherism”. This has now gone.
After the next election, we need to go after the BBC. I believe in public service broadcasting, but the institutional bias has to go.
Extortion funded broadcasting will always favour the politics of extortion, namely socialism.
The wankers at the BBC know that next year their executive lifestyle is going to be up. The Tories are going to cut the BBC a new arse.
Warning! The so-called Titan Arum, Amorphophallus Titanum Brownenis, which comes into season once every 4 or 5 years when circumstances force it to achieve an election, is shortly going to be going tumescent.
A native originally of Scotlandshire, the Titan has been transplanted into Whitehall, an area of London infamous for being infested with various pernicious pests, where it has unfortunately thrived in the fetid conditions.
The Titan exudes an unpleasant smell at all times, but when in “flower” the stench is almost unbearable, and attracts carrion beetles and vultures who fight over the rancid emissions.
Best avoided.
The Penguin
Doesn’t it also look like a giant knob?
A cheese-encrusted one at that. The snap I saw of a young lady taking a sniff at it would no doubt arouse Richard Timney.
Yes prior to coming into flower it has very large bellend shaped buds that ooze a rotten cheese like substance. It sucks all the water and nutrients out of the ground leaving a wasteland all around selfishly killing off all other wildlife.
Once it takes hold it’s very difficult to get rid of.
Bullying in schools is one thing but we don’t expect it from a World Class Statesman like Broon. Has he apologised yet?
….World Class Statesman….. your kidding right?
You bet! It was meant to be sarcastic.
The only conclusion I can draw is that McTwat is knows what is in the expense claims being released in July. Many stories suggesting the Whips have told him that some are so bad there will be resignations and by-elections coming out of it.
Suggestions today as well that they include claims for helicopter flights and overseas holiday homes.
He must be shitting himself.
Good!
The more the public see and read about the real Brown the better. Anyone prepared to vote for this foaming at the mouth hoon needs the head examined (and by someone better qualified than Dolly).
If Call me Dave and Nick “30″ Clegg had any sense they’d cook up a plan of their own and present it to Brown with the same sort of ultimatum.
Why bother? – let him oison his own well.
Well ok – my spelling has gone to pot – allow me to re-post.
Why bother? – let him poison his own well.
Would my right honourable friend agree with me, and is my right honourable friend aware, and will he join me in saying, that most intelligent members of the electorate want you to relinquish, abandon, leave, desert, walk-out,give-up,resign, cede,abnegate, quit or just sod off from your unelected position of leader of the current rabble that pretend to govern.
How many wheels has labour got left (to come off)?
http://www.labourhome.org/story/2009/4/26/123957/105
I think the only wheels left in Labour fantasy land are the Wheels On The Bus going round and round in Gordon’s head
The comments on Labourhome are pathetic!
“Well, I never liked you, anyway!” Seems about the average.
Here’s another wheel that’s fallen off
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
Are there any important meetings in Mexicio for Gordon to attend?
Based on the current news coming from Mexico City I’d assumed he must have been there recently.
Labour cabinet members DISGUSTING habits!
http://subrosa-blonde.blogspot.com/
There can’t be a year of this sorry saga left to run. Leaving aside the fact that it will get worse for Labour the longer it drags on – as it did for the Tories prior to 1997 – another budget would be electoral suicide.
So, when will Mandelson choose to call the election? In the Autumn? A snap poll in June? He might as well, the EU elections will be a disaster for Labour, followed by in-fighting and bitter recriminations.
This is all going to get very messy unless somebody calls an election.
Gooey, there won’t be an election. The messier it gets, the less likely the option of an election becomes. Whos’ going to stop him?
Fucking hell, joking apart, McHoon really does seem to have gone over the edge. It’s one thing losing it in front of underlings, now he can’t even keep it together in front of his enemies. This loon is far worse than poor old Anthony Eden after Suez, who had the common decency to resign and go to the West Indies, being served drinks by John Prescott, the last job he had that he was any good at.
Seriously, the mad fuck represents this country to the world, and has access to nuclear weapons. This can’t go on. Jack Straw, your country needs you. Just shoot him in the face, tyrannicide is no crime.
Gordon Clown……… keep digging that hole….it is getting bigger and bigger!!!!
This is why I didnt sign the petition for him to go.
Keep the self destructive snot gobbling clown in office!!
Here is one for you to support him [ or not but its a hell of a larf}
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
Guido, your heading ‘Is Brown Bonkers?’ has been around for long enough. The question is now pointless as, since its appearance, it has been answered in spades. Time for ‘Brown is Bonkers’ and the question mark abandoned for good.
Perhaps it should be, “How Bonkers is Brown?” and we could have a scale encompassing: frothingly, ravingly, carpet-bitingly, freakily, sinisterly, etc.
Excellent idea. How about designing a web plugin that provides a daily “Brown Bonkers Meter”.
Perhaps, as well as Dr Feelgood’s scale, you could add pictures for each level of bonkersness such as a flying pen, smashed Nokia, disintegrated printer, empty bank, ruined country,… and the highest level could be represented by one of GB’s creepy psycho-smiles.
You could Get the Met Office to create a new Brown Bonkers dept to provide daily forecasts, should be essential for civil servants (and opposition leaders) to help them avoid flying printers.
Take care out there.
I know most labour MPs are career politicians but do they not now feel some greater sense of duty to the nation and to the people who put them in office? History will condemn them for not removing this man from the premiership.
Duty? No.
Why would they? Look at the expenses they are going to rake in until they are voted out of power next year. History will condemn them? They’ll not care about that – they will have feathered their nest forever and into retirement before the next election – what do they care what history says about them as they sit with their feet up in comfort watching the rest of us and our children etc having to pay back the massive debt that they are leaving us?
So many of them will be completely unemployable after losing their seats at the next election, no wonder they are hanging on for another year’s salary.
:shock:
Fucking arse holes the lot of them.
Gordon Brown texture like scum
Pay goes down with my tax he runs
Throughout the night
Wealth creation takes flight
Always a clown with Gordon Brown
Every time just like the last
Sinking ship tied to the IMF
To distant lands
Beg with cupped hands
Always a clown with Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown incompetent at best
Through the ages a name to detest
From far away
History will say
Always a clown with Gordon Brown
Always a clown
With Gordon Brown
Always a clown
With Gordon Brown
Genius! Encore to the tune of Nice ‘n’ Sleazy would be fitting dont you think? ;)
Mr Jacqui Clarke probably likes walking on the beaches looking at the peaches
Brown is a narcissistic personality disorder. He is an unrestrained sociopath who is becoming increasingly deranged and out of control. At first his lunatic tantrums were confined to close associates and away from prying eyes, but now he has taken to launching furious attacks on opposition politicians.
Unless someone gets a grip of this creature he is going to become even worse and will end up attacking someone, bankrupting the country, dragging Britain down into the gutter, or worse.
he’s already bankrupted the country and dragged Britain into the gutter … he used to have McBride to do his attacking for him, only a matter of time before he tries to brain Cameron with the mace at PMQ’s
Brown is a demented sociopath who is becoming increasingly unrestrained in is behaviour.
It will all end in tears.
Where is a Jackal when you need him?
Good evening,
I’m a tad “busy” at the moment but will be available for bookings in a month or so.
How long before Brown hits somebody in the eye with a nokia or stapler? How long before he implodes publicly live on TV?
His deranged tantrums are getting out of control. The man is a lunatic who should be removed from office before he can do any more damage to the people of this country.
He sure is going to lose it big time, it’s just a case of where and when. PMQs would be great!
Brown doesnt do Live TV unless its with some moronic celebrity presenter with poor interview skills !
* 176 Do you mean Nick Robinson ?
He got close to it once on Sky when either Adam Boulton or Jeff Randall picked apart something he said. The stutter reappeared and he reached into his jacket pocket to mumble some figures off a piece of paper.
I wonder what footage the telly media might be sat on – excerpts from interviews, footage recorded while setting up for interviews, documentaries that sort of thing. The sort of stuff the likes of McBride would have been able to suppress in return for access.
We can’t afford the madman Brown in office for another year. He will disintegrate and take us down with him.
According to Stephen Byers and Frank Field, Brown is already disintegrating.
He will be kicked out after the June elections and replaced by an old hand like Straw.
Gordon brown he is a turd
New labour policies are tptally absurd
they ban things like freedom of speech
what will they ban next?
maybe a tin of beans
Jaclie smith found terrorists have learnt to light their owm farts.
always a frown with gordon brown
Guido, presumably “hoon” is not (yet, anyway) a proscribed word forbidden for use in the Chamber, so what are the chances of you persuading Dave to start using it on the PM next week?
:shock:
I am an utter Hoon. My logic is undeniable.
I love the word Hoon! I used it a lot when I lived in Australia. We had lots of hoons in the town I lived in (using it both as young hooligans and also as a bunch of c*nts!)
Crocodile Dundee in London, points at the Australian Prime Minister ….
- call that a fuckwit?
… points at Gordon Brown …
- This is a fuckwit!
Does anyone have a link to the conference speeches? Maddeningly, I’ve been unable to connect today and have not been able to find uploaded videos online!
Help?
Have a look at Torybear
Thank you!
You are welcome
Here’s proof that Gordon Brown is a sociopath. Check how many of these traits belong to him:
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
I calculate Brown has at least 11 out of 15 which makes him a Grade A psychopath.
Or it could be something exotic, like ibogaine. These rages and tantrums and weird episodes made me dig out HST’s “Fear And Loathing: On The Campaign Trail ’72″:
“. . . and it had long been whispered that Muskie was into something very heavy, but it was hard to take the talk seriously until I heard about the appearance of a mysterious Brazilian doctor. That was the key.
Big Ed discussed the marijuana question for the dope-smoking students in Madison, Wisconsin, moments before refusing to take a toke himself. Later
in the campaign, however, it was reported that Senator Muskie was a known user of a powerful drug called Ibogaine. I immediately recognized The Ibogaine Effect — from Muskie’s tearful breakdown on the flatbed truck in New Hampshire, the delusions and altered thinking that characterized his campaign in Florida, and finally the condition of “total rage” that gripped him in Wisconsin.
There was no doubt about it: The Man from Maine had turned to massive doses of Ibogaine as a last resort. The only remaining question was “when did he start?” But nobody could answer this one, and I was not able to press the candidate himself for an answer because I was permanently barred from the Muskie campaign after that incident on the “Sunshine Special” in Florida . . . and that scene makes far more sense now than it did at the time. Muskie has always taken pride in his ability to deal with hecklers; he has frequently challenged them, calling them up to the stage in front of big crowds and then forcing the poor bastards to debate with him in a blaze of TV lights.
But there was none of that in Florida. When the Boohoo began grabbing at his legs and screaming for more gin, Big Ed went all to pieces . . . which gave rise to speculation. among reporters familiar with his campaign style in ’68 and ’70, that Muskie was not himself. It was noted, among other things, that he had developed a tendency to roll his eyes wildly during TV interviews, that his thought patterns had become strangely fragmented, and that not even his closest advisors could predict when he might suddenly spiral off into babbling rages, or neocomatose funks.
In restrospect, however, it is easy to see why Muskie fell apart on that caboose platform in the Miami train station. There he was — far gone in a bad Ibogaine frenzy — suddenly shoved out in a rainstorm to face a sullen crowd and some kind of snarling lunatic going for his legs while he tried to explain why he was “the only Democrat who can beat Nixon.”
It is entirely conceivable — given the known effects of Ibogaine — that Muskie’s brain was almost paralyzed by hallucinations at the time; that he looked out at that crowd and saw gila monsters instead of people, and that his mind snapped completely when he felt something large and apparently vicious clawing at his legs. We can only speculate on this, because those in a position to know have flatly refused to comment on rumors concerning the Senator’s disastrous experiments with Ibogaine. I tried to find the Brazilian doctor on election Bight in Milwaukee, but by the time the polls closed he was long gone. One of the hired bimbos in Milwaukee’s Holiday Inn headquarters said a man with fresh welts on his head had been dragged out the side door and put on a bus to Chicago, but we were never able to confirm this. . . . ”
Sounds very similar to me.
I like number 15 at the bottom!
Lancastrian Oik, if only it were true!
It turns out that Hunter S. Thompson made up the Ibogane story about Muskie.
Going by those checklists then Brown is definitely a sociopath. It describes him perfectly.
Someone did allege yesterday on another thread that insiders claim McBroon is receiving doses of amphetemine from a private doctor, to ‘help him cope’. There have long been stories he suffers from depression, of which paranoia is a symptom. Amphetemines would mask the debilitating symptoms of depression without curing the condition. They can make people very irrational, paranoid and impulsive
Our Prime minister is a perfectly balanced personality – he has chips on both shoulders.
The BBC will keep backing the snot chewing phone throwing skirt wearing twat though.
It may have to change it’s tune next year.Let’s wait and see!
Shouting is usually the fall back for people who cannot win an argument by logical means.
“I’m told that Mandelson and McBride also managed to occupy a (first class) cabin on a recent flight to Rio without sharing eye contact, let alone conversation”
from Saturday’s Times.
Is McBride still there?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173578/Revealed-The-1m-pub-owning-whip-Browns-expenses-scheme.html
This article appeared a little further down about one of the Great Leader’s apparently corrupt Scottish mates.
With his Million pound pub and expenses.
It just gets worse
The interesting bit is the £400K loan to his son’s pub.
Bet it is not from Barclays. Sounds more like a bit of laundering
I must admit that bit stank as did the reference to his ‘backer’ with an overtone of Scottish ‘mafia’…………..
Half a million for “staff”? Holy shit batman!
His expenses for this last year alone are looking to be more than he’s claimed since 2001 in their entirety. And this is the guy in charge of looking into MP’s expenses?
Just re-read it, that’s half a million since 2001.
A quick look and even my own MP seems to be claiming quite a lot. I’d hate to think that he’s troughing it, he comes across as quite honest whenever I’ve had dealings with him and his researchers are always quick to reply to emails.
I find all these references to the death of my relatives highly disturbing.
After all we have feelings unlike those STUPID laser printers
Gordon Brown has no credibility left. He is a dead PM walking.
Please read my blog for my views on Gordon Brown and spending our way out of recession!
http://richard-wilkins.blogspot.com/
Thanks.
Spending your way out of a recession can work, however you need to target your spending to the right areas such as construction and transport, NOT burying it in bureaucracy and failed business models
The government can’t spend it’s way out of a recession.
There’s no way for Government to gauge the level of demand, so they will just end up wasting money on bridges to nowhere and other patronage/vanity projects.
The way to end recessions is to end spending without demand, and that basically means more markets, less government.
Gordon should have used his ‘weird smile’ on Cameron and Clegg………. surely that heart-warming smile would have had them agreeing with his every word……..
Why doesnt Cameron just lamp McMental as Osborne smashes a bottle over the one eyed Hoons head followed by a swift kick to the nads by Boris?
The Bullingdon club seems to have gone soft.
What about putting McMental into a diesel filled portaloo(in his extra snug jacket that fastens around the back ) set fire to it , roll him down a hill, then throw his twitching corpse through the window of a closed branch of Woolworths?
I thought the Bullingdon Club went hunting Scottish oiks for sport.
This Swine Flu, do you think it may do some damage to those pigs in the trough !
Indeed it will. This summer’s parliamentary hog callin’ at which the Division Belle (end)s were to perform has had to be cancelled for a start.
In that case can I suggest that with his penchant for moving cabinet meetings around the Country, Gordon goes international and holds his next Cabinet meeting in Mexico !
Brown’s nutty character is coming out in his premiership just as I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy.
Have you got a book out Nigel ? You should have said.
Boris – always a good read:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/5225984/This-moribund-Government-has-returned-to-its-miserable-youth.html
he needs to get out of the dreadful Tellytubbygraph
He’s long gone, completely ga.ga.
See David Starkey on Qestion Time (Youtube) For those without iplayer access: DAVID STARKEY ON QUESTION TIME
Starkey was brilliant. He had the pathetic John Denham gasping for air like a goldfish out of water and begging for mercy in a high pitched squeaky voice.
How anyone ever thought a lightweight nonentity like Denham could be Prime Minister is hard to imagine nowadays.
But when you have people like Jonah Brown in office, you must think your chances are in.
I thought useless John Denham was going to cry. Starkey roasted him alive.
I’d rather not. He tried to smear the much wronged Plantaganet Richard III, and accuse him of the murder of the Princes in the Tower, when Buckingham did it for the Tudors. I’m a committed Richard III supporter. See it was happening in 1483 well ebfore our time!!!!
I thought all the evidence was there to prove that. However I do recall the fact that Richard III was actually the legitimate heir to the thrown and that Henry VII’s plan to marry Richard’s niece in order to legitimise his claim to the throne was flawed by the fact that as her father was actually a bastard he had no connection to the royal family. Turns out Richard III’s father was away at battle when his “elder brother” was conceived.
All true, and Richard of York was much loved by those of the people who knew him well up North – he was a brilliant administrator and a very devout man.
The Tudors however won the propaganda war – parallels with recent years for sure!
Yup. Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain.
Edward IV (Richard III’s elder brother) it is said was conceived of an archer in Rouen thus making Richard III the rightful successor. Henry VII, who beat him on the battlefield of Bosworth was a far distant bastard (much like GB) with no claim to the throne, but a lot of muscle power. On the day – Henry VII won alas! largely because of a man called Stanley, who had superior troops and was happy to deploy many dirty tricks/ie stabbings in the back as was necessary ( Mandelson? McBride? Call? Blears? etc) Life just repeats itself – but the rest of us keep living in hope for something better.
e petition : Signatures: 9,750 still rising slowly but steadily
Gordon Browns famous wheeze of turning up at a party with a bag full of empty beer cans weighted down by house bricks explains how we ended up with over inflated house prices. Thus making house bricks more expensive than full cans of beer.
Tesco’s own ‘Wicked Brew’ range of beers is so cheap I use it to wash the car and If Anglia water keep taking the mickey I may use it to water the garden as well.
Once a fraudster always a fraudster.
This story of Browns Formative years encapsulates the true character of this man. He is a smoke and mirrors merchant.
Although this story sums Browns Character up to a tee, I dont think its true as I cant imagine Brown having the necessary Social skills to go to Parties. More likely he spent his Youth reading about Red Clydeside and all that Marxist guff !
What’s all this about Gordon Brown and his frequent holidays to Cape Cod?
Holiday hotspot for well-healed gays.
Yes, and well-heeled gays too
anusol cream is very good for that
Use more KY
His Brother, who is PR Exec for EDF rented a holiday home for him there, allegedly
Could he be persuaded to get him a budget electric breakfast a couple of times a week to keep him on track?
There is a whiff of the witch hunt here – “he goes to Cape Cod so he must be gay”. Rubbish. Gay tourists by and large flock to one specific town, leaving 98% of Cape Cod to bucket and spade families.
And I write this as someone who would love to see Brown resign tomorrow.
Agreed. Provincetown is the favourite gay destination, and that is a very small town by Cape Cod standards.
So did Brown go to Provincetown?
“Nick Clegg left the meeting in a hurry looked red-faced and upset”
Did Mad Gordon try to bugger him over the desk?
No, that’s why he was upset.
Brown’s proposals to solve the ‘problem’ of expenses was to give everybody a handsome per diem allowance based on attendance and not directly related to the cost of getting to and staying in London. Is it just me or is that the most feeble solution imaginable, and unworthy of the man who saved the world?
Totally worthy of this “Government of the No Talents” though !
No Sir Reggie – it’s a man trying to buy the support of his party so that he doesn’t lose power the next election. Aren’t they the most attractive decent bunch?
Gordon Brown is still the Prime Minister of our country. If you don’t like it then TOUGH!
Well the only answer to that is, bollox, he’ll be out of a job soon enough. And if by some amazing feat he manages to get elected (not re-elected, no one voted for him to be Prime Minister) then I see this country going into a state of National Emergency when the entire country stands outside Parliament to protest at this blatantly corrupt government.
I wonder if jackboots purchased this outfit on expenses?
http://the-red-rag.blogspot.com/2009/04/jacqui-smith-pictured-leaving-number
http://the-red-rag.blogspot.com/2009/04/jacqui-smith-pictured-leaving-number-10.html?showComment=1240774500000#c687817489865357017
Was her first professional photo shoot not for the album cover to Pink Floyds Animals ?
nice one polly
During WWII Operation “Foxton” was conceived by the Allies, with the intention of assassinating Hitler ..
The plan was however, never put to use .. as it was considered that Hitler himself was of far more use to us by remaining in power & continuing to do untold damage to his own side than we could have achieved by removing him ..
He would only have been replaced by someone more capable ..
Much the same can be said of McBroon .. give him enough rope etc … and he’ll take the whole lot with him …
I proposed the same theory at one time or another in a book which you can get by simply sending me £30,000 in used bank notes .
Unfortunately, he is taking all the rest of us with him, too …
Not if we don’t choose to go he won’t. He may saddle us with immense debt- but we shall-despite this nulabour ‘own your mind/tell you what to think/dictate what you’re going to say’ crowd. we shall always be ourselves – and after next year they are goig to be disappoined that they haven’t taken contol of everything, least of all us, unless of course they get control of this blog before then – let’s be vigilant!
It was operation Foxley, Foxton is an Estate Agents, who for all their faults aren’t quite as evil as the Nazis
That’s debatable.
Nokia make a phone for tough terrain use that even Brown will struggle to smash.
Is there an opportunity for Lexmark to make a similar rubber encased printer. Could be a government contract in it
Why not a rubber encased Prime minister instead?
‘Look at the Gimp,Look at the Gimp’
yeh, I could go with that.
Of course there is. It will be discussed endlessly, will require a whole host of expensive consultants, it will be 3 years late and vastly over budget and only parts of it will function. And the government will hail it as yet another NuLiebour success.
Job done. Next!!
Gordons operation Foxtons was to destroy the country by making it’s houses totally unaffordable to workers.
Nearly dropped my tikka masala down my chin reading that………the pressure is obviously getting to him….how the hell is this man still in charge he has destroyed the U.K.
O/T
This week I have been mainly eating snot and fingernail sarnies.
Anybody remember a film called “The Caine Mutiny” starring Humphrey Bogart as Lt Comd Queeg. He was Loop the Friggin Loop, and all the crew knew he was but the poor deluded chap believed he was right and everyone else was bonkers.
Sadly our Gordo is a few lightbulbs short of a chandelier, and he is the only one who thinks he’s sane?
You are an idiot!
Quite topical really as Queegs nickname in the story was
‘old yellowstain’
forgot, he constantly played with a pair of balls as well.
SHHHHHHHH…..
Good point. A leader incapable of dealing with big issues, resorting to bullying, micro-management, etc.
Reminds me of that episode of Red Dwarf…
It’s the missus I feel sorry for. Imagine trying to sleep next to Brown.
‘Snore,harummf,cough,mmm prudence,paaarp,snort, iiit’s ttthe RIGHT THING,snoar,powaaa parp’ scratch scratch scratch.
….slurp….fart..
It’s when he tells her “I’m just getting on with the job”
Anyone recall that story about Mark Thompson (hatchet man ZaNuLiebour lapdog DG BBC) sinking his teeth into a colleague’s arm?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1486295/BBC-boss-sank-teeth-into-his-newsroom-colleague.html
Is it a prerequiste to be unhinged to get top jobs nowadays? Be some sort of sociopath at heart?
What happened to good management and organisational practice where cream rather than shite floated to the top?
Hasn’t anyone heard of a good punch on the nose to answer assault? (re. flying Nokias), it’s the only way to deal with bullies.
If he did that to me why I’d … squeal like a Mexican pig.
Stories about bullying at the BBc – a culture which seemingly grew with NuLaobur as its adherents filled positions of power:
http://www.bullyonline.org/cases/case45a.htm
http://tinyurl.com/crvaqy
Dyke wrote a book about being bullied by Alastair Cambell
Meanwhile this Sunday Times piece form last week deserves another airing:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122385.ece
What the hell were four highly paid public servants doing anyway, spending every Wednesday afternoon on party political matters at taxpayers’ expense, when the country is in such a dreadful mess? Why weren’t they all doing their jobs?
Even Guardian readers are seeing the light: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/poll/2009/apr/26/conservatives-david-cameron-economy
Poll shows c85% think the Tories have got it right on the austerity plans.
Poll is open for two days
Gordon Brown: wibble
More bad news for Charman Brown, offering a ‘bung’ to get NewLAb to pass his expences plans
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173751/Browns-5-000-expenses-bribe-Labour-MPs-offered-cash-reforms.html
impressive sort of thing tou see in the mail but the Guradian???? it really is all over for them now.
So Mexico has gone down with Pig flu.
That’ll teach Felipe Calderon not to shake hands with Jonah.
Gordon Brown and President Felipe Calderon
You know, it is time for Mr Brown to go. For his own health, putting to one side the health of the country. An interesting -though worrying- story, Guido.
Please go! Petition story update
I voted for him to go. But I don’ t this think man, who is a megolomaniac, will let go of power until the absolute last second, and not then if he can get away with it. Sad! For him and for us.
seriously, if anyone spoke to me like brown did to cameron and clegg, they would be flat on their backs!
Have we no MEN to squash this over promoted bully?
It’s passed 10,000 signatures!
Excellent speech from Hannan.
http://playpolitical.typepad.com/uk_conservative/2009/04/dan-hannan-attacks-gordon-brown-for-being-unwilling-to-accept-criticism.html
Hannan for PM – eventually!
As long as we get Hague as Foreign Secretary (look at the idiot foreign secretaryies we have had lately – we need someone to restore respect and pride in Britain) and Ken Clarke as Chancellor. Whisky and humour at the ballot box on budget day – its been sorely missing for too many years. Yes I know Ken Clarkee is anti-EU – but that’s no bad thing listening to Dan Han’s speeches. He and Dan Hannan will bring EU to heel!
Clarke anti-EU??? Please check your facts. He is immensely pro-EU.
Clarke anti-EU?
Nell, what colour is the sky on your planet?
True Blue?
But of course.! Well Hubby says I got spectacularly that wrong!!!!but I am a Ken Clarke supporter and I do want him for Chancellor next time around.
This is like saying that McBust is the best PM we’ve ever had and no one wants him to go.
You are indeed Ken Clarke and I claim my fiver.
News just in! Cameron announces a policy at last. “We need a government of theft. I have a family and Eric Pickles to support”
He’s a bit out of date,we already have a goverment of thieves/theft and we are forced to support them/it,when we get a goverment that trusts its people and doesn’t lie it’s head off to them, let us know,we might get off our lazy fat arses and go and support them.
Whoever created that clown pic of the great clunking Fister deserves a medal.
Everytime I look at it I burst out laughing.
Somehow it just sums up Prime mentalist McMental.
Fuck The Devil eyes campaign against Blair
Broon the Hoonish Clown needs to be made into a roadside poster by those Conservative folk.
“ARE YOU THINKING WHAT WE ARE THINKING?”
Money (That’s What I Want)
The best things in life are free
But you can give it to the birds and bees
I want money, that’s all I want
That’s what I want, that’s all I want
Your loving gives me such a thrill
But your loving don’t pay my bills
I need money, and that’s all I want
That’s what I want, that’s all I want
Give me money — a whole lotta money
Give me money — that’s all I want
That’s what I want, that’s all I want
Money don’t buy everything it’s true
But what it can’t buy, I can’t use
Give me money, I need some money
That’s what I want, that’s all I want
If you want my loving — give me money
If you want my hugging — give me money
If you want my heart – all I’m asking for
If you want me to love you –
If you want my loving — yeah, you know what you gotta do
Give me money — a whole lotta money
Give me money — can’t you see I need some money
That’s what I want, that’s all I want
Words and music by Bradford/Gordy
© 1963 Jobete Music (UK) Limited
The Westminster Hour on R4 just mentioned the Gordo petition on the No10 site.
10,000 and rising!
10,000 outa 6,100,000, that’s bugger all.
And i will
I think you mean 61,000,000 (sixty-one million) not counting an ? number of illegal immigrants, asylum seekers and visa extenders, rather than 6,100,000 (six million, one hundred thousand)?
Not forgetting the birds and the bees, and the trollies in the trees!
Yeah, yeah 61 mill. As you know, I’m shit wiv numbers.
Gone from 18th place to 15th today – good to see that little word ‘resign’ rising up the list of petitions.
So many browns, in this world of plenty!
Now pulling alongside “Consider Tax Exemption for all Military Pensions”
So what?
Christ, get rid of Trident before the mad fool blows us all up!
That’s probably a better future than trying to pay off his debt
Suppose we had an election where Lib Lab Con were banned, and the electorate were advised to vote for the independant candidate that most represented their view, how different would parliament be?
Would be a damn site more representative of what people really want!
The biggest argument people have against PR is that it allows extreme parties to influence the government, well guess what, FPTP hasn’t exactly kept the fascists out of power either. We would have had a hung party in 2005 for starters with PR which is what we actually needed back then.
We need three hung parties. A lampost would suffice
I meant “hung parliament”. Oh well, it’s late…
Plato has set me thinking. Many years ago I was a member of the Green Party. Local branch chairman for a while, so I was really rather shocked to see a German Green Party member (an arrogant little $£%* and no mistake, with her snout firmly jammed in the trough.
So, I have published this over at my place
Open challenge to Green Party members. Explain this behaviour, please
Bloody good video! Thanks for the link.
I laughed out loud at all the little piggies running around in a state of near panic.
I’ll bet she wishes that reporter could be hugging a tree permanently, Prefrerably with the aid of 6″ nails
Mind you, it was Plato what found that video. All due praise to Plato!
I was interested, as a former Green Party branch chairman to see how the claims of Greens to do politics “differently” would pan out.
Well, if this if this is the way, I am glad I resigned several years ago.
Fat thieving pigs. But no surprise whatsover.
Grade ‘A’ Scottish wanker… I bet the twat shat himself as he started shouting and waving his arms about at Cameron… he should be carted away and locked up in a remote psychiatric hospital far away from normal human beings. He seriously gives me the creeps; I mean that video on the Downing Street website where he’s just grinning and jerking about all over the shop… what a fucking weirdo. If I were 10 years younger I’d be having nightmares about him every time I saw him on the T.V. He looks like the sort of middle-aged window-licker that has to wear a permanent nappy!!
How does this oddball manage to tie his own shoe laces let alone run the 4th (when I last checked anyway) largest economy in the world?
He is in a remote psychiatric hospital. It’s called Westminster
Fair point.
How right Charles Clarke was to say Brown had ‘psychological issues.’
As Brown decomposes back into his constituent parts, the diagnostic criteria from Hare’s ‘Psychopathy Checklist-Revised (PCL-R)’ come to the fore:
1. Glibness/superficial charm
2. Grandiose sense of self-worth
3. Pathological lying
4. Cunning/manipulative
5. Lack of remorse or guilt
6. Shallow
7. Callous/lack of empathy
8. Failure to accept responsibility for own actions
Didn’t New Labour propose a new law to lock away indefinitely people suffering from “severe personality disorders?”
Jack Straw can only have had Brown in mind when, in 1999, he said: “We can’t wait while these scientific clinical arguments are sorted out because at the moment hundreds of very dangerous – mainly men – slip through the net and they’re not detained under the mental-health provisions because they’re not regarded as treatable. But also they’ve not committed a very, very serious offence for which they’re given life imprisonment. So if they are in prison now, they come out. There’s no proper way of keeping tabs on them.”
Will someone ‘keep tabs’ on Gordon Brown after he has been evicted from Downing Street? Brown’s real legacy will be the vast electronic intelligence empire that has flourished under his paranoic hand, so we can only hope that the Terrorologists will be watching him too. Who knows what he might do next?
(PCL-R) Surely, all signs of advanced syphilys!
Syphilys is a rare genus of rock orchid. I think you mean ‘Syphilis’ – ask my ex-wife about that.
Well, they both appear from under a rock
My ex would probably dispute that – if she wasn’t in an advanced neurodegenerative condition!!!!
Is your ex named Gordon by any chance?
No, but there are similarities, although I have never seen her eating from her nose.
Gordon is the new eating out
7 out of 8 will do, but Brown is a charm free zone, at any level.
What is the score on Brown’s subletting of his consitutional office, to no lesser party than the unions, who indeed bankroll labour in many ways. Certainly generating income against the rules, which subletting a constituency office constutes to, is just as severe a lapse as overcharging the expense account.
And did Brown report the rental income in his tax return before his subletting con was found out?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173751/Browns-5-000-expenses-bribe-Labour-MPs-offered-cash-reforms.html
At the bottom – 10,000 sign petition for dear leader to quit.
O/T – but the use of the term “hoon” is increasingly annoying me. Its an Aussie word, usually referring to a teenager who drive too fast or makes too much noise. Even here, it is usually qualified – eg “she’s a f*****g hoon” – indicating it doesn’t quite cut it. Maybe it means something different for you? Surely the English language has something a bit more earthy – even for a family orientated blog.
While I’m O/T – a couple of suggestions: we have a body called ICAC (Independent Commission Against Corruption). It’s a sort of court. This body has teeth and usually leads to criminal charges. Also we make more use of Royal Commissions (how ironic is that!). These can be a bit slow, but are usually forensic in detail and often lead to changes in legislation and criminal convictions. A lot of your recent behaviour would end up in one or other of these bodies, if it happened here.
Interestingly, one of the strongest terms used here to describe unacceptable behaviour is to refer to something as “un-Australian”. Everyone knows what this means. However, this only works in a country that has self-pride and respect. I don’t know if our annual ANZAC day parades this Saturday made it over in the UK, but the sight of former diggers marching with their battle honours and medals is 100% supported here (same in NZ), but I’m betting nothing similar would be allowed in the UK. All Aussie kids sing our national anthem at school and are reared understanding the ANZAC spirit.
Something has gone very badly wrong in the UK.
We simply do not accept that “Hoon” is derived from Australian terminology. It is derived from the Rt Hon Geoff Hoon.
You need to look up convergent evolution.
But you are right, something has gone badly wrong here.
We’re still better than everyone else though, just by not as much ;-)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173751/Browns-5-000-expenses-bribe-Labour-MPs-offered-cash-reforms.html
another day-another insult………..
now brown and the man hater want to ‘bung’ mps!!!!!!!!!!
somebody find some bollocks and arrest him please!!!!!!!
Ello’ Ello’ Ello Can i help?
This will go down as “Cash for Votes” at this rate. This government is more rotten than a Victorian rotten borough.
“The overwhelming number of votes we received reflects the confidence the people have in my ability to get on with the jobbie”
The voters in 2010 will finish this for Brown. Thereafter there will many good books written about his psychological flaws. Sadly we shan’t heal the many people damaged by this new labour experiment including ourselves, the descendents of Dr David Kelly and the Iraqi people. New Labour’s attempts to ape Winston Churchill and Maggie Thatcher by waging the Irag War based on lies will eventually be laughed at, but not until we have cried over it and the losses. This new labour crew is sad! sad!- but we need to get past the next election before we can truly mourn for the damage they have done to us all.
Good night. God Bless.
as I say in my blog, this is not normal behaviour for a normal adult person. If Brown cannot control himself in front of the men who are going to fight him in the next election, then there is something seriously wrong, it only lasted 1/2 an hour for flips sake…he should get help, soon.
how can his helpers let him make such an complete idiot in front of them and us? it is as if they don’t like him either…shame
By the way, “Notlob” is the palendrome for Bolton.
It was in a Monty Python sketch.
Just thought you would like to know.
When Brown is booted unceremoniously out of No. 10 then he will np longer have a need for a beard.
Wot?
He will be free to indulge in the string of sexually bizarre but inherently unfulfilling homosexual relationships that have been impossible while busy ruining the country.
Funny. I thought they were the same thing.
McHomo The clown is gone
Let us all rejoice
Isn’t it about time that Brown was sectioned under the Mental Health Act as a danger to himself and others?
Surely, in this once great nation of ours there must be two honest psychiatrists who would be willing to attest to Brown’s obvious madness and have him committed to a secure hospital for his own good and ours?
It only takes one social worker to get him sectioned for a 24 hour evaluation. The same worker could then section the Police as well; working their way around the station before moving on to the next.
With enough social workers (and yes, this country has enough) the whole system could be screwed for many months to come.
It only takes one social worker to get him sectioned for a 24 hour evaluation
Yeah but they would have to visit a minimum of 66 times before doing anything by which time it most likely would be too late anyway.
Surely that’s better than trying to find two ‘honest’ psychiatrists; look what the profession did to Derek ‘honest bob’ Draper after they finished training him.
quite enjoyed todays conservative broadside on this governments record , camerons speech was stirring stuff yet mindfull of the electorates slow uptake on what this government has done .
the problem is that we wont really see the effects of the budget until after the next election , although a few cracks have appeared , when no minister can explain where the money for the 6th form colleges is going to come from , or that mandelsons car idea is about to run out of cash, or the housing debt management site is offline , caesars wife feels a slight whiff in the air , that this government has run out of money , cough sorry i meant our money.
but for those who cannot remeber what it was like when mrs thatcher came to power , it wasnt like how nu labour came to power in 1997 , john major in 97 was portrayed as dull unexciting and lacking ideas , he wasnt portrayed as a lunatic film director about to make a financial horror movie .
thatchers rise to power was based on the , theme that the books had to run in reality , why support businesses that could not show a profit , she knew that the component parts of uk business were ailing under , ever more desperate union demands , inflation was at 21% at one point in the 70s so workers wanted pay rises to keep pace , she knew that if inflation could be checked then the real problems would be visible , also the world was about to enter a new international trade era and she wanted britain to be in it .
we made some truly rubbish goods back then , the busines culture was so bound by the unions , any innovation that meant job losses was crushed in a sort of wierd mix of communism and patriotism . but it was the numbers everything became expensive , investment was about arguments of borrowing and the unions refused to admitt the Uk was going down the pan .
in 1996 labour had its conference and admitted that it was the economy and declared its self , prudent and promised not to repeat the mistakes . the tories were wiped out , and the mood for better public services was won and kinnocks and foots old socialism was dead and gone.
1983 was strange new world , new wealth appeared some of it bit garrish but it was like the nitrous button had been pressed and after some pain , the economy settled down and exports appeared and we had real traded wealth .
in some ways we all understood that if the economy wasnt looked after we all suffered , the magic went and goverments had to look after the golden goose.
that is why darlings budget does not compute , wether labour thought “i know most people will have forgot the 70s , so lets give marxst ideaology to them ” thinking it would be as new and gleaming and saviour like as gandelphs arrival at helmsdeep with the riders of Rhohan , is beyond me .
whilst george osbourne admisnistered the cat of nine tails to darlings budget i was wondering if some people didnt perciev why such a cruel sentence should be handed out ?.
well its because in 97 , we were assured , promised even that labour would never politicise the economy and allow freedom of choice , that is why this budget is such a betryal , for this is a political budget , what other explanation is there “opps i didnt see this comming” hardly excuses a man who declared himself to be a financial genius namely one gordon brown.
so if your reading guido and wondering why some people feel the way they do , it is because the nutters have lied , they have also spent a future as well as the nations fortune.
for now darlings budget doesnt seem to affect anything , we cant feel the future effects , we cant see the wealth gap norrowing and the economy slowing , but it will .
i have always hated political budgets , the mini booms , the tax of one year only to go up the next , all parties dabble in them , but what is different with darlings budget , is its lack of options in the future , he has not only poisened the next goverments abilities , but denied ordinary people the right to a free and stable life , to live with little state control .
bizarrely this budegt is showing us what type of labour government is envisaged , Id cards , controlling your life , class war , all very orwellian in my opinion , but then just as labour think we are all brainwashed enough to walk like sheep for conversion into beautiful state control without a whimper, they are sussed , same old fake nonsense , contriving to make you think you need more state control , by clevery crafted fears and decpetions .
i can only ponder how much non frontline service public money has been wasted on the propganda , let alone to fund projects abroad that had no return .
i believe it as wonk ideaology because it relies on the idea that you must all behave the same , so it either mind bends or uses the stasi to make you fit the mould , this subtle form of none answer of questions , labour think is clever , marxism ends in either highly tense mind bended societies or brutal police states and dictators , it is uanable to go anywhere else.
and as i hope will be proved the people will reject labour at the bollot box as untrustworthy , corrupt, decitfull and sorry that we were conned .as well of course of sending our economy and the peoe who live it ,over a cliff .
i know how the bloke in the song “LOLA” felt
Keep taking the medication Dear
Agreed Labour is basically the Politics of denial
Did you mean ‘de Nile’ as in ‘sold down the river’ ?
The longest entries here are always the most shite and this continues that tradition.
Your lack of capitalisation is a fucking pain.
reforming MP’s expenses
Reforming MPs’ expenses
If the stories we have heard were about a senior manager in a prominent company, we would have heard that he had been sacked for abusing subordinates and coleagues. If that company were kind, they would pay for him to go to the Priory and recover in the company of all the other self obsessed nitwits.
For the sake of the country, he must be removed immediately. If the politicians cannot hold a vote of no confidence, perhaps the people should sort out Parliament.
Cameron should have got out his phone and videoed him having his tantrum and then happyslapped the git.
At least Gordon Brown has a moral compass-unlike that toff call me Dave
At least Gordon Brown will invest in hosptials and schools-unlike call me Dave
10 years of being the best chancillor and the moment time get difficult you all turn on him..Gordon Brown is a way better statesman than any Tory will ever be.
Britain needs Brown to get us back on track-not Guido and his Tory posh school friends that read this junk.
PROUND TO BE BRITISH-PROUD TO BE LABOUR!
Proud to be a drone as well it would seem
Wot, as in BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS?
The sick-room stench of desperation, eh lads? When Socialists play the Nationalist Card… It can only end in defeat. As in Berlin, ’45!
And your classism sickens me.
So where’s this compass then?
On the bridge of The Flying Dutchman by any chance?
This isn’t a Labour site and it’s not a Tory site, so why are you posting all that fucking shite here, you lefty fuckwit?
If you’re proud to be labour you’re as mad as that fuckwit you didn’t elect who’s in charge of your party which was not elected in England.
Clearly a product of Brown’s peerless educashun system.Peerless as in no one would want to copy it
We are only one step away from a banana republic. I can’t see Brown calling a general election ever. He is power mad. When the next general election is due he’ll declare a state of emergency and make himself president for life. His bullying temper tantrums, the police state and the army stationed abroad makes it easy for him to avoid facing reality. His behaviour, state policies and financial strategies are tantamount to treason.