Will a Million Voters Tell Gordon to Go?
Guido never links to Downing Street online petitions because they never achieve anything. However dozens of people have emailed about this petition. Guido has spoken to Civil Service types who confirm that under the rules of the petition service this petition is valid and permissable since it is non-partisan. It has already attracted hundreds of petitioners in support.
Something tells Guido this could be big, really big.
Over two million people watched Dan Hannan on YouTube crush Gordon in a speech. If half of them can be bothered to tell Gordon to go, it will be a huge symbolic protest against the unelected Prime Minister. If you want Gordon to go tell him via his own website: click here.
The Deed is Done
The lying Snot-eater must go.
You can just imagine what his Spitting Image puppet would look like…dark hunted frown, hooded scary eyes and continously rolling those big Scottish bogies between thumb and finger!
…and wiping the bogeys off on his tie, like he did during Prime Minister’s Question Time.
The only politician who literally smears himself.
Brown is disgusting on all levels.
BREAKING NEWS – GUIDO FAWKES FIRST TO LEAK BROWN’S NEW ECONOMIC POLICY
THE UK TO SEND A MAN TO THE SUN, says Brown
Brown’s hurried announcement of the solar expedition was forced after a partially printed policy document discovered inside a damaged laser printer sent by Number 10 for repair was leaked to Guido Fawkes.
Jeremy Clarkeson has his own budget ideas and a few things that may amuse you.
http://plato-says.blogspot.com.
Oh and another MP has written a stupid email complaining about not being able to claim raffle prizes on his expenses – WTF?
I want some of what you’re on Plonquer
For those of you who may well be Tittering at Browns Intellect and Plan to send an Astronaut to the Sun, titter ye not.
The Astronaut and his British Jobs for British workers Built spacecraft will not as you all think be melted and Vapourised by Browns Delusional endeavour.
The Towering Intellect of the Man who saved the World has thought of everything and will silence ye titterers when the craft finally settles on the Suns surface.
Oh Ye of little faith in our Great Leader
Brown is today in Parliament to announce that the Expedition is to be carried out At Night !!!!!
Not so fucking smart now are we you lot…
We’ve signed.
Going over there now,also sending it around to everyone in my address book.
O/T … I see he could go to Freuds funeral but he has never met any of the dead coming back to RAF Lyneham.
I hate the man.
John, George and Ringo might of signed it but you can count me out. I ‘aint gonna sign it until I’ve seen me lawyer.
Done and sent link to all in my contacts list. Jokes only take a few days to spead round the world!
Don’t just sit there moaning …… do it now
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/#detail
I did the same and have spread it round my friends like an std. The numbers still seem iffy though.
I doubt it was Gordon, his technology skills are worse than a blind illiterate hoon. Given that it was revealed that Broon the Hoon could not play the DVDs given as a gift from President Obama because he did not even know about multi region DVD players. I guess he avoided Richer Sounds because of the name Richer, he only likes making the Country poorer.
OOPS nearly forgot to clic on returned e-mail
How odd – my Windows Email sent the confirmation request from number ten straight to my junk mail ………Did Microsoft program that in?
You’ll never get rid of me!
“To preserve the people’s independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our selection between economy and liberty, or profusion and servitude.”
Thomas Jefferson, President of the United States of America,1801-1809.
Goodbye
If that is so then the sooner we arrange a takeover by China or Abu Dhabi the better.
Brown, you are like a sexually trasmitted disease and I am penicillin
Yes, DANIEL HANNAN certainly made mincemeat of Gordon Brown, but what about NIGEL FARAGE ? He SLAUGHTERED Brown in the European Parliament and Brown just sat there with his lop-sided grin smirking like a scolded little boy. Nauseous man !
Well, it’s on the first page of the petition list by size, in at number 22 and should rise another 5-7 place today, so it should start to appear on your radar, McSnot gobbler.
Brown and Darling represent the advance party of the Scottish Liberation Army whose sole aim is the collapse of the UK economy. They are on course to achieve their objective.
They are, of course, backed by the French, who have agreed to take over Buckingham Palace as a Disney-style theme park.
If you think I’m joking, why do you think St George’s Day has been relegated to a historical piece of nonsense.
Be glad when we all turn Muslim, then at least the public hangings can start again and women will be returned to their rightful place – the kitchen.
When will the BBC report this. I am not holding my breath.
Well, its not really going to happen with 2000 signatures is it? give it some time.
Over 4000 now (25/4/09 22:50BST) – I have emailled everyone British I know, these things can gather momentum very quickly with enough publicity ;-)
Maybe someone could bring Mr Cameron’s attention to how many people have no confidence in this government..?
On Question Time last Thursday night, David Starkey slated Brown’s government and the current crop of Ministers and MPs. Absolutely brilliant.
Wonder if there is a video, maybe not it was on BBC 1.
I’ve signed and verified, but the signature count hasn’t gone up. Is this fixed?
I signed and a name similar to my own is there but spelled wrongly. Can they really be adding names manually? If so they’re even making a bollocks of that.
It updates intermittently, this is the civil service after all. Signed meself five mins ago.
We put our names on there an hour ago and now they’ve been removed???
surprised, NO.
they show only the last 500 signers so things are moving quicker now obviously
My name was there, now it’s gone, but those before and after me are still there. Strange.
My name’s been removed too. My guess is that that huge numbers are signing and our names have just disappeared off the visible list. However, why do the numbers registered show no relationship to the number signing and why does the total keep falling?
Because Number 10 are manipulating the figures?
I’ve signed and I’m sending the shirt off my back tomorrow. The revolution just might be beginning.
The open Petitions lists just shows this under the one word resign. Is this what was intended?
p.s. I signed because “it’s the right thing to do”.
When Brown reads the petition he wll “Do Nothing”.
surely he will ‘draw a line under it, learn the lessons, move on and get on with the job’ ???
But it’s not his fault! All together now, it all started in America!
Purge you anger….singalong with this as loud and as proud as you dare. Most theraputic.
Done it, posted it on facebook. Spread the word!
Viewers of the animated comedy South Park saw Gordon Brown wreak nuclear war upon Finland last night, as punishment for scuppering his plot to solve the global economic downturn by stealing money from aliens. The episode, screened on the Comedy Central channel, was produced before the Budget announcement
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/budget/article6164776.ece
Retaliation against the Nokia purveyors.
Right on Guido If people keep signing this petition at the current rate then 43.8 billion people will have signed by the time the UK pays off Brown’s national debt. That’s more than all the people working in the public sector.
Please sign it will help the Children.
Apparently there is now a petition calling on Gordon Brown to resign on the Downing Street web site.
If you want to sign up, here is a link,
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/#detail
yes in excess 1,000,000 voters will sign
I notice that the end date is October which basically means that he’d either already been voted out having called an early election before things got any worse or we will be so fucked by then with him still in charge it really dosent matter anymore.
Signed anyway.
I can’t stand him myself but would rather he stays, he causes more damage himself, he’s a bit like dolly draper in that respect. (keep both these numpties active!!)
If he stands down whoever takes over could give zanulabour a bounce so i aint signing it.
good point…but I have.
You can’t get a bounce out of a punctured football and I can’t see Ed Balls or Harriet Harman being any better liked. They are just a completey spent force. So I’ve signed it.
If he resigned there would have to be an election – even the Labour party could not accept two prime ministers in a row who had not been elected.
I have just signed it – I urge everyone to do the same and publicise it on as many other blogs as possible.
What Labour Party? They don’t count and haven’t done so since 1994. I doubt they have any influence at all. If it comes down to money from the unions and the party, Gordon knows a lot about running on empty, so that doesn’t figure either.
Mind you, it seems that this “man of the people” is so far off in Cuckooland that nothing really matters any more anyway. Its the Ride of the Valkyries!
I’ve signed it – the other half is going to sign it – and put it up on Facebook. The networking site should help spread the word.
How many signitures does it take for the message to get through?
1,000 is less than 1% of the vote! 250,000 is about 1% of the vote, and 12,500,000 is about 50% of the vote. (that’s when he’ll realise just how unpopular he is).
Any way of getting this mentioned on MSM?
The MSM are all reading this.
Dead cat bounce only…so sign it!
But if he does resign I think it would prompt a general election. I can’t see yet another unlected PM being slotted into place without a public outcry.
it asks for my adress email etc, fuck that!
I still aint signing, I dont trust zanulabour with my details they will send there anti terror stasi mob round, the same kunts who arrested damien green.
Anon wrote: “it asks for my adress email etc, fuck that!”
Don’t be such a goddam pansy. Stand up and be counted you pathetic spineless weasel.
Cameron has outwitted Brown by stating that the Tories can’t make any plans for the future until after the General Election because of current “junk” NuLab forecasts. Cameron needs to see the books first before making a decisions.
Sounds rather sensible to me – as it would be to anyone blessed with a brain that functions more or less rationally most of the time – bottles of booze and scantily clad females tend to be the only regular disruptions to the smooth running of mine, luckily it is quite impervious to the glib-tongued ravings of Socialists!
Would it also be to Cameroons benefit to really push and hammer this point, at every opportunity that presents itself – that NOTHING, but absolutely NOTHING, spouted by this conglomeration of dessicated hoons should be given even a hint of credibility until its validity has been confirmed from several independant sources?
O/T – Over the past year or so the GBP has lost about 30% against the EUR. Today I received notification that my military pension has been raised by 5% – so am I now only 25% worse off than last year? Would a Socialist rate this as a sign of the impending upswing?
Yes, if Cameron had any real control over EVENTS, he would immediately create a government of what will be called NATIONAL UNITY. Then start closing down or rapidly selling off whats left of the family scrap metal to his and Osborn’s mates in the International Banking System, and also start praying a lot, with the rest of us.
It will be the final end of our excuse for national government. But there again, please don’t bother grieving for its demise. British democracy, in the sense of being any good for the long term interests of the ordinary voter, vanished years before it was supposed to have existed.
My guess however, is that Cameron will be made to wait for a year or two, while his party’s opposition get their collectivist act together, before our future one party state truly comes on line.
There is also the possibility that Gordon Brown has been instructed to beat Cameron at the National Unity game. We can only speculate on how bad this economy is actually going to be one year from now. As for taxes, only the sky is the limit.
If any of you lot believe I am delusional, then please answer this question.
Who is more delusional?
Someone who thinks that the destiny of British, European or World government can really be decisively influenced by any form of petition from a lousy one million of disgruntled citizenry.
Or
Someone who thinks that the whole above concept, is an act of sublime ignorance, inspired by no more then wishful thinking, created by a lifetime of mind crunchingly dishonest establishment propaganda.
Lets put it this way.
What evidence is there that the real government of this country EVER really gave a flying fuck about what the vast majority of the common people actually want?
Because IMO if they EVER did, we would not be where we are now, without any shadow of any doubt whatsoever.
You’re such a fruit loop hoon Atlas Shrugged – do tell us again about your theory about governments using secret “giant machines that control the weather”… No, wait. I’ve got to watch some paint dry first.
Exactly.
However, there’s an opportunity to change it, providing public opinion can be mobilised.
If I were a very rich person, I’d want to make sure I safeguarded my extreme wealth, and passed as much of it as possible on to those I decided ought to receive that. If a local magnate can manipulate a mayor, why shouldn’t I do the same to a government. I just don’t understand why you say this as though it’s revelatory, apocalyptic and has occurred to no-one until now. Isn’t it just stating the bleedin’ obvious about human nature?
Isn’t it just stating the bleedin’ obvious about human nature?
YES, but someone has to do.
254
Asshole shrugged.
The only things you usually get by sticking your head in the sand, is a hard shafting up the ASSHOLE, and sand in your ears, as you know.
Are you saying that you seriously believe that no such technology exists in the year 2009, or are you saying that you prefer to ignore its well documented and self apparent existence, or are you saying that if you can be allowed to stick your head in the sand, this almost old, tried and tested technology will simply vanish?
This technology has existed for many years. The only question is where, when, how many died, and who profited by its use.
Cameron has an embarrassing personal illness…shhhh… don’t tell anyone
And he’s a ruddy-faced Bullingdon toff piece of shit who snorts coke off Boris’s flabby Etonian arse.
You pride pricks just using anon posts now? Losers
256/269 Gordon stop this now ! Go and get some work done or spend some time with ‘Mary hen’ watching the telly.
Cameron should announce that he will set up an independent commission (headed by a yank if needs be) to do a full forensic audit of the books and publish the results. The Treasury can’t be trusted.
Perfect defence against Gordon pinching more ideas – signed up now 3800ish
Cameron couldn’t even outwit Trigger from Only Fools And Horses muchless that old fox Gord Brun.Dave the Rave is your typical PR man but with no substance.Vince Cable and his boss have clearly stated what they will do if elected.Cameron should cease doing his Tony Blair act and come clean.
The Babies need your vote please sign.
Apparently there is now a petition calling on Gordon Brown to resign on the Downing Street web site.
If you want to sign up, here is a link,
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/#detail
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/UK-balance-sheet/
If you sign be carefull you don’t go into the woods alone
coward
I have signed it
Sionara, Cookie Boy ;)
there will be more people in the woods than trees
Absolutely – let’s hope we can get as many signatories as the road charging petition and to use the oft-used phrase – “The people united can NEVER be defeated !”
We’ll all be in the gulag together.
We already are.
I’ve signed it and I’ve also emailed it to all my friends and relatives.
Whoopee doo, you fucking prick
That’s not very kind, #257. You must be from the nasty party.
Teddy bears on the loose?
Signed.
They missed off the word ‘immediately’. Eeejits.
The number hasn’t shifted in a while.
NuLabour Spin controlling the issue or website failure?
You can just see the panic in the backrooms…
“we can’t let this get out of control Captain…we just don’t have the power”
The number hasn’t gone up because the server broke after someone threw a nokia at it.
At least Scotty was competent.
Great point.
Gordon “Stalin” Brown in his deluded mind will actually believe people asked him to resign in 20 years time after his long reign of terror.
Just about in the first thousand!
I think he should stay. He’s the best comedian on TV at the moment.
Seen the state of the state?
It’s no longer funny
To resign, one has to be chosen or elected first, I’d have thought.
Done. Strangely though, the total has not changed, remaining at 977.
Yes same here.
Like every other aspects of Brown’s government, it is a mendacious fraud.
I noticed that too.
Same here, was at 977 before I signed, then after confirming and seeing my name on the list (with around 20 after me), the total was still 977!
Still, would you trust these f*ckers with any kind of voting system?
Only if it’s postal….!
Signed and now on a another Government database, this one they will probably class as calling for the overthrow of the Government.
However, the numbers are weird, I signed, so did two of my friends who are also online, we all confirmed at the same time and the number says 1385.
Is Broon the Hoon even massaging these figures?
Eyes Only.
They have noticed that the Petitions numbers are controlled can you please fix this so it looks like it’s counting, but not too many,
Oh and afterwards, destroy this email, disconnect your PC and use the sledgehammer on it, I’ll do the same to mine.
Don’t want this email ending up on Fucking Guido Fawkes website.
Don’t worry, Taxpayer will buy us another shiny New PC each.
GCHQ Personal Massager?
Job done.
Get this on facebook fast!
good idea
How many people signed the road charging petition, didn’t that get ignored anyway?
They are all ignored. But do achieve headlines.
We have not had road charging.
Quote: We have not had road charging.
Not yet but it’s on the way, don’t forget it’s a tax on us nasty poluting motorists and we are after all easy pickings for this bunch of ‘Green’ crooks.
what about the countryside protest? Did they take any notice of that either.
Signed it anyway and so has Mrs Hacked-off
Up to about 3,500 now
Signed, now awaiting the black omega’s but they can’t arrest everyone who signed, can they?
I hate myself for being a bunker slug, but Ed Balls has fastened some sort of Blakes 7 type exploding slave collar around my neck.
That’s lucky Mandy permanently inserted an exploding dildo up my arris.
Ere, stop messin’ about!
Eye though’ eye towld yew befour
burp, fart, lick, lick, swallow
if brown were a football manager he would have been thrown out ages ago.
If Brown was a football manager he’d spend all his time hanging round the changing rooms
If he was a football manager, he’d pull a player off after 60 minutes!! :-)
… without collecting his pension or anything else. Perhaps a regiment of Gurkhas should be commissioned to cart him off……..
Would not need a regiment – a platoon would suffice.
What’s the optimum for a firing squad?
4
1 for the head
1 for the heart
and one each bollock
and a final one to shoot through the brain (Not required in McMuppets case)
Don’t fuck with the Gurkas, 10 will sort them out, including the old boys on the telly today – VC = total respect.
Gurkas don’t need firing squads. They would just take one look at how you lace your boots up, then cut your throat before you could say ‘Brown’s a Hoon’. Mind you, since the snot gobbler probably uses slip-ons ’cause he’s incapable of tying knots, they might just opt for piano wire and the nearest lampost.
I don’t have much faith in this, as it had the same number of signatories before i signed it and after i have confirmed via email my details.
Numbers are probably massaged to make it seem like nobody cares.
Be patient. Your name will come up.
The names are going on but the total remains the same.
Going up quite quickly. I put my name down, 1700. 5 minutes later, 2100.
It is 6-30 on a Friday. Seeing as the population can’t afford to go for a beer, I feel there will be a large surge through the weekend.
7-30am Monday am – 10 Downing Street.
Gordo, mate. There’s an online petition with 12 million Tory Boys wanting your neck in a noose. Out the front door please big man…
Hopefully not on the No-Fly List
This made me laugh.
“That kind of personality-based dirty work is very difficult to pull off properly. It is in danger of backfiring and not just because it might leak as a document.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8016163.stm
Clue it wasn’t McPoison.
There is a petition on the No10 website calling on Gordon Brown to resign, it is gaining a lot of attention.
With the BBCs left wing bias I am not holding my breath that you will mention this
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I’ve just put the following comment on there, I suppose it will get ignored
Kalvis Jansons, the bloke who set up the petition, was a lecturer of mine when I was studying maths at UCL!
http://www.ucl.ac.uk/math/staff/KMJ.html
He always seemed like a top bloke!!
He should avoid heavily wooded areas or sinister men wielding umbrellas from now on, sd
Or any drinks that glow in the dark.
Done.
Suggest you forward the email from Downing Street requesting confirmation of your signature to family and friends asking them to sign the petition..
Try to sign up 5.
That won’t work – plus any ‘cheats’ and they’ll claim it is invalid. Remember the Chartists.
Job done.
Let’s hope he throws a wobbly the useless Hoon.
3.6.10 or sooner.
Can you not do a FoI request to discover how many of these petitions they’ve actually done something about?
Anyone can do a FOI go to the FOI website and do it yourself.
I know it’s now bad because after signing the damn thing I got a horrible feeling in my stomach imagining the police kicking in my door.
They aint got any money to build the new jails with don’t worry lol.
Even if they did find us all guilty we’d be out by next week with all the murderers and other hoons being released from jail early.
!984 is their guide but “A Clockwork Orange” Labours planned destination.
The jails will be emptied of mere theives to make space for political prisoners.
no, they use battering rams these days…..or is that only in Coventry?
Judging from the after-effects, I thought they mainly used their heads.
I see Blair’s already signed it or someone calling himself Anthony “Tony” Charles Lynton Blair has – but it COULD be a double-double bluff !
And doesn’t that sum up the McStalin state we are in that signing online petitions makes you feel nervous :shock:
sure does.
remember, you may be paranoid but that doesnt mean they`re not after you
“remember, you may be paranoid but that doesnt mean they`re not after you”
Doesn’t mean they ARE after you either. I don’t buy all this paranoia crap. I won’t be intimidated. My name and address is on there – bring it on.
Had problems signing up as ’site was busy’. Will the masses crash the Downing Street petitions site with their demand for Cyclops to go?
Guido -
Your comment about Hannan raises an interesting point.
Upto about a week ago when I Googled “Order Order” rather than having it svaed as a favourite – I got your Home page as number 1 and then the 2nd place hit was you link to Hannan’s speech telling Winky that he was pathologically incapable.
Now number 2 is your “Dear Derek” from February and before that it was a story about Mandy.
I wonder why the Hannan link has dropped in the ratings…
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=order+order&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
Perhaps you searched on .com rather than .co.uk
Signed the petition and joined the campaign: SACK THE PRIME MENTALIST
Is that Vaseline link on your site aimed at anyone in particular?
Google ads are served based on personal preferences, recent searches and the contents of your emails.
SB
Class answer!
Guido has a special sponsorship deal because of his heavy personal use of the product.
It’s a diversion for Mandy in case he trolls the site!
Done by deed, I hope the ZaNubLab military wing don’t come for me now…
The pppp…paramilitary ppp…parking Wardens? Probably.
I’ll sign, but I can see this all going pear shaped….
“Prime Minister. Twenty million people have signed a petition asking you to resign…”
“Twenty million? Ya byooty! Forty million peepil want mi to stay oan as Prime Minister! Ah’m as popular as ocht!”
Most amusing and scarily predictive too…
Very likely to appear in the Dear Leaders regular ‘news sandwich’.
Ere, stop messin’ about
I see Iain Dale has signed up. I signed 30 minutes ago but name not up. Stuck on 977.
Name up and now on 1372.
This petition should reach MSM in a day or two. Then it will fly.
Brown and his Government heading into the great void.
Nice to see it’s been signed by Alastair Campbell (as well as Alasdair Campbell), and Peter Mandelson…no sign of Ed Balls (up) yet!!
David Miliband has signed – the sh*t!
Bollock Ed’s there.
Done
Ha Ha…I going to kick that fucking server straight through my office window. Fuck you lot!
Done
Done.
Signed
1.8 million signatures against road-pricing put the kibosh on that for a whole Parliament, so it would be interesting to see how far this goes.
Of course, the Mailograph and Daily Dacre will never go for it, so it may not quite get to a million signatures, but it cannot do any harm.
The longer Brown stays, the bigger the Tory majority will be. Keep him there, along with Jacqui Smith, Alistair Darling and all the other New Labour losers – let them all swing in the wind, together!
They will, but sooner than later. And what a marvellous outcome for the people. Brought down by people power
What are you expecting…!! Is Camoron and his public school oiks going to save the world; of course not. Bored with the bunch of sad ‘gits’ that post on this blog – get a life, all of you!!
Ivor – I think the reflexive duckspeak term you meant was ‘Toff’… Oik refers to people like myself, who went home after school. Now fuck off and get an education, before you are given one!
My name isn’t really ‘Ivor’…..
-rant on
The problem here is that although we will all greatly enjoy sitting up on election night to see half of these tax eaters tossed out, and the other half returned to opposition, none of them will pay for the mess they have created, not personally, not with cash.
The half thrown out, will get fantastic severance payments, and an unbelievable pension, then start again on Monday as ’special advisors’ or ‘union reps’ drawing some kind of coerced or tax-eater salary.
The half that return to opposition will continue getting a fantastic wage+unbelievable expenses, for doing largely bugger all, plus a great pension.
Even if the prime mentalist loses his seat, he still gets that multi-million pension, plus a job on Monday in the EU/IMF/World Bank, tax free, paying more than he gets as PM.
This is the real moral hazard of politics. None of the buggers ever pays for their robbery, thuggery, or plain old incompetence. Just ask Portillo. Out of office for over a decade and probably making more money from politics now than he ever did when working in government.
-rant off
Still, it’ll be nice for that fleeting moment when the Returning Officer says ‘Gordon, you’re fired!’ – Can we get Alan Sugar to do it?
Done
It gave me pleasure….
Where is the petition to install Harriet Harman and ask her to wear bossy head mistress uniforms and administer ‘punishment’ to higher rate taxpayers in her office ??
Coming soon in the Sun.
Signatures: 1,385
It has been like that for ages. It was like that when I signed up and my name still hasn’t appeared even though I clicked my email link and it told me it was OK. I wonder if anyone has felt brave enough to tell Gordon yet that it is on there. I can just imagine them all hovering outside his door, each daring the other to go in and brave his flying mobile phone.
Go to the bottom of the page and click the link to view all signatures.
Onanist
It’s time to master the footwork dear and become a full organist.
Brenda. Nice to see you’ve upped yourself.
Thank you dear, already had the bearskin, bic razors aren’t what they used to be. If Brown can promote himself prime minister I’m sure the pope could be in with a chance as antichrist and myself as virgin mary.
don’t tell me you’ve forgotten that magical night we spent in cleethorpes
:lol:
That’s no defence.
Signed and with great pleasure, wonder if the twat of a Home Secretary’s sex starved husband will sign?
Phil Woolas is a solid gold dickhead.
He thinks he is ‘macho on migration’ because he ‘Just says no’ to the Gurkhas.
Because it might lead to another 100, 000 people coming in on the back of that.
Which would be unmanageable. Unlike a 1,000,000 people from Eastern Europe.
Here’s one that Cameron can nail to his mast. Won’t loose him a single vote
It is really quite pathetic the governments response to this. They put up every onstacle to men who literally put their life on the Line for Britain yet welcome with open arms all manners of illegal chancers wh pour over our borders. What a wanker !
100,000 ???
Its a damn site less than that and is probably even a hundredth of that should the poor sods live long enough to enjoy what they should damned well be entitled to.
Your point still stands 100% though !!!
Woolas really is a nasty piece of work. Out of depth and out of touch. Wanker.
The elephant in the room is the EU. They will not allow Britain to control its own borders. It doesn’t matter what Woolas says or anyone else the EU determine Britain’s borders now.
He knows it’s safe to be “macho” with the Ghurkas. Other communities have to treated with more caution.
Piano wire for the Wollas wanker. Doubly so cos the hoon used to work for the BBC
leave richard timney alone! Its difficult with one hand tied behind your back er
Signed. Guido I don’t see you there….
long live the scottish raj!
nah course i signed the f_ucking thing
Done.
Get the hell out you b..dy thief!
1385 and rising quickly
Please can I make an apology to everybody.
June 27th 2007 was my 50th birthday – I had a bloody good party.
Since then it has been all downhill – I feel I might have been responsible.
Done.
Now that Alistair Darling has delivered his budget for hope and recovery we must now all get behind the Government and offer them our full support as they steer the country through this global banking crises. Things may get a little tough over the next few years but at least this Chancellor is prepared to borrow a few pounds to support hard working families and businesses for a secure prosperous future. We will spend our way to a beautiful recovery which will probably be underway within the next 12 months. Green shoots by spring 2010. It may start slowly at first but the fruits that ripen will be well worth the wait. I am very proud of what Alistair is achieving on behalf of our party and the blinder he played with the higher tax rate he announced on the very rich. Undoubtedly the very wealthy should and will pay more in tax to help support our schools hospitals and the less fortunate. This is simply social justice and the wealthy had better get used to it. This initiative has completely wrong footed the Tories. Not only will we restore the economy but we will also achieve the redistribution which has been the holy grail of previous post war Labour Governments. The future is most definitely red socialists multicultural and Tory free. A land where minority groups can live and flourish free from the discriminatory ways of the past. They will live under the protective watch of an LGBT and Hate Crime Tsar in every Local Authority. Gordon and Alistair have made all of this possible we simply need to get over the turbulence of the next 12 months.
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And you know what happened to the Tsars….
Still living in LA La land Pride
Cupid Stunt.
Hang on… why not read HP’s post… I think someone is being ironic..
Outside of a secure instituion, no-one could spout that crap without their tongue being firmly embedded in their cheek.
Nephilim *amused*
Nephilim – it is well known around here that Harman Pride is in “reality” none other than Stanislav (pbuh)
HP
Botal Tollox
Stop messing about Guido, we know it’s you.
Tell us the truth : were you brainwashed or are you genuinely mentally ill ? Which is it ?
Definite satire. Quite convincing – had me going for a minute.
Just scanning back thru the comments and realised that this Pride is a troll,the origional Pride is usually in blue as his profile is set to the crap left blogs.
I’ll have whatever he’s drinking.
the only reason there will be an up turn in 2010, is because of an election and this lot of usless shits will be out of office.
Harman old fella me lad, I realise you are a complete dickhead but don’t you think there might be slightly more important things brewing at the moment than the New Labour-invented concept of “Hate Crime” and how minority groups feel?
You see there is a thing called a majority, whose wishes in a democracy should take precedence, and at the moment the majority hate Brown and want him to go. In a democracy (which New Labour doesn’t understand) the wishes of the majority are more important than the wishes of the minority (which New Labour doesn’t understand). They have created a barking, topsy-turvy Britain where the mad ideas of a minority oppress the majority. You can’t really by-pass parliament, ignore the wishes of the people and embark on a wild spree of mad legislation to serve the minority against the majority – well you can but eventually it catches up with you (ipso facto Brown).
I’ve heard more original wind-ups from you before HP. Only 6/10 for effort this time. Keep trying though, we need another comedian now Draper’s on his way out.
beta plus/ alpha minus minus
Harman, like the U.K. Treasury you are losing your AAA rating.
No Gilt edge on this post.
“… Hate Crime Tsar in every Local Authority…”
Stalin will also rise from the dead I take it – God help us all!
There speaks the true voice of ZanuLab – thanks be they are a busted flush
it could be stanislav TT , i mean there is clearly money backing HP as its not indpendent thought , doesnt thinks she/he is delusional despite many saying so , can only conclude HP is someones payroll , or is a comic genius like stanislav .
i note the denial of the figures , so at least we know numeracy is missing , and probely thinks leicester is still a mostly white english market town .
curioser and curioser , but still rubbish
Sounds like another diatribe from a brain washed Leftie who has never had a proper job in their lives.
Things have been tough in some businesses for the years, This crisis has been 10 years coming, since Labour can to power. But nothing like it’s going to be if Gordon and Labour aren’t thrown in the Dustbin of History.
Labour, “supporting workers?” what a joke. The only social justice has been for Bankers and Politicians the Drapers, the McBrides. Tony Blair with his FOUR homes.
Gordon Brown with his stealth taxes has destroyed the manufacturing base of this country. Manufacturing was where the wealth of this country was founded and until a strong base is rebuilt God help our Grandchildren.
Just done my duty – hope it helps
Unfortunately, we weren’t able to confirm your signature, because our site is extremely busy at the moment. Please try again in a few minutes’ time.
17:55 on 24 April
is a great movement!!!
‘Because there are so many signatories, only the most recent 500 are shown on this page.’
heh…
For the good of the Country and for the future of our Grandchildren .. McBroon MUST be “sectioned” under the Mental Health Act and removed from office forthwith ..
Yippee
I have signed and passed on to many others
Total has been stuck at 1385 for about half an hour. Has it been blocked or is it batch processing?
If so, the batches must be enormous.
Sorted.
I see David Miliband has signed
What a plonker. Where’s me chopper.
Thank goodness , the Guvnor has not allowed a ‘Gordo suicide note taking service’ on his site.
It’s hard enough cleaning his windows without having to scrub off poxy messages written by zany Mandy lovers. Otherwise , I would have no time to get his smears ( sorry policies) out in the public arena.
Now up to 1785
Signatures: 1,789
I’d like to start a Petition to give Gordon the Darien award. Goes to the person who can bankrupt a country with their hair brained schemes.
Oh. And I see the Scots have ‘form’
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme
Heard the petition was Sue Nye’s idea.
Bye Bye Gavin.
Done! though I wish I were more sure we’re not just helping the NuLab Stasi snatch squads by declaring ourselves as less than enthusiastic subjects of the unelected Dear Leader.
Done.
Done. (all of them).
Total is 1789 at 6.12 – this is obviously fixed
If I started a Petition asking General Dannat to step in, would anyone sign it.
1789 signatures…is that a revolution?
Done
Perhaps GUIDO and the Tory bloggers will find this website a useful source.
http://www.katirai.com which has a letter outlining why Brown has failed his time as Chancellor and PM.
I had already written a piece for my blog and a citizen journalism website called the-latest.com
happy reading boys!
A very well written letter by Katirai. Cameron should read it.
I think you have most of his weaknesses and failures here.
Pity the Hoon won’t read it.
The petition will get nowhere….
But Gordon should be on his way out…but perhaps there remains a window of opportunity for him…the flu deaths in Mexico and the US that have recently taken place and may herald a dangerous fusion of swine and bird flu that’s deadly to Man.
This could be Gordon’s chance to recapture the World Stage after the G20 summit and promise world leadership and combined efforts on behalf of all leaders, all agreeing to do different things! What’s more he can reheat his favourite line again…”America is to blame for this crisis”!!!!!!!
Gordon can be saved! And why shouldn’t he be? Look at todays Euromillions jackpot…its £66m. Without GB it would have only been £50m!!!
But Gordon should be on his way out…but perhaps there remains a window of opportunity for him…to catch Mexican Flu
What a good idea – Anybody interested in having a whip round to buy a half cooked mexican pig/ chicken and posting it to Gordon with a note signed Love from Obama XXX?
I almost never sign these petitions, because If the Government will not listen to a million and a half people that took the trouble to protest against and illegal war, then there is no way in Hell That they are going to pay ANY attention to their own petition site. They have ignored ALL the petitions that go against Government policy. Even the famous one against tracking cars that collected over a million signitures.
However if THIS one can really take off, if it could get 5 million signatures it would be worthwhile. I am Happy to add my signature to this petition.
An estimated two million marched against the Iraq war, but that didn’t stop Blair.
I’ve signed nonetheless.
The value in this is NOT the actual hope that Brown will resign(he’ll have to be crowbarred out of Downing Street on election night – he’ll NEVER go voluntarily) – but the acute embarassment value particularly once the foreign media get’s hold of it which it will if it tops a million signatures!!!!
But when he does go, we shouldn’t forget him. He has completely fucked anyone with a private pension. He shouldn’t be able therefore to enjoy his retirement. Like thinkers should hound him to his grave. …and then piss on it!
I fear even with a landslide against him we will still require flamethrowers into the bunker on election night. There is a hve of tunnels beneath Downing street Getting brown out there may make Iwo Jima look like a picnic !
Brownbadger – I am prepared to wager that he will not be living in the UK after his exit, for obvious reasons. South Africa may have him, if we grease their palm sufficiently.
Signed and added to my Facebook page (2 additional sigs so far from that)
Yes
GO FUCK HIMSELF!
That teeny headed , fat, in the closet Cretin is going nowhere unless it involves a tight canvas jacket with some witty buckle effects at the back and a nice injection.
Gerry Adams you Hoon, sort this and a greatful Britain will grant you a united Ireland.
Great thought, but a lot of the hits were not of UK origin
Still, I’ve signed with relish
Saucy
Signed.
And I hope he doesn’t win Britain’s Got Talent either.
Signatures: 2,170
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Je découvre des blogs étrangers et bien que je ne connaisse pas la langue, je regarde et j’essaye de comprendre le tout…en admirant le travail fait…bravo !!!!
nom de la plume ala courgette rodders?
Does this mean you like the idea or not?
Please type louder and slower and in English!
Eleonra, vos recettes sont magnifique!
Vorsprung du Technicque
I glad you’re enjoying it, Eleonora
Elanora – if you are a French bird, pls post a picture
no armpits please
we have a long tradition of not really taking to the Frogs over here..
…however..since you are female..you may kiss me..
you inglish are fuckin stewpid. you lett me come in yawr countrie in bak of truck but you kick brave Gurkhas out
The next government will let them in, can you guess whot there first assighnment will be.
:)
it all started in Ecuador
Done, and had a laugh when the confirmation email was dumped in my junk folder.
is this a scam to stop people seeing the email and so prevent them validating their vote?
how long will it be before confidential papers with all the petitioners details are found on a train somewhere?
Which will be first nuclear war in South Asia or a million votes for the petition?
Must have been a long plumbing job: CALL ME ISHMAEL h/t Mr an ex apprentice
“Consider the scale and the nature of the cataclysm and reflect for a moment that, acting for us, we have, on the one hand, a former Marxist solicitor, a dunderhead and his manipulative mentor, a snot-eating, nail-biting, non-driving, bad-tempered, maladjusted, bullying, cowardly, eternal student and on the other an over-privileged Oxbridge pair of coke-snorting, fancy-dress, sound-biting arseholes, good for absolutely fuck all. Jesus wept.”
The style is certainly familiar,
But the Apostrophe Police now have a warrant for that (deliciously vituperative) article.
Not the real thing, I am afraid. Just a sockpuppet.
Definitely Stan
Guido, this is totally off at a tangent but I am fuming. I have just heard on the news that our Government have announced that only a very few Gurkhas can be allowed to remain in this country, despite them winning a High Court decision to do so a few weeks ago.
If anything shows the moral bankruptcy of this administration it is this announcement. Okay – our economic situation is dire but these people joined our armed forces and fought for this country – 43,000 died in the World Wars – they are still dying in Afghanistan – and we treat them like this. I am ashamed to be British.
And to make matters worse the meally mouthed Phil Woollas gives an interview saying to allow them to stay would be a dangerous precident – absolute bollocks – we allow radical Islamist preachers to stay but because you fight for this country you are not fit to live here. I wonder how many homes Mr Woollas has – he certainly has never done anything to defend this country.
Sorry for the rant. I feel a little better now.
A shameless decision by a shameless government.
I signed.!!
Not as clever as he thinks he is!!!!!!
at least we got some of the Gold back from the Nazi’s this clown sold it off for good !!!
Don’t forget the confirm link in the e-mail they send you – otherwise it doesn’t get counted.
I think the bastard should stay and die trying to get us out of the mire. The shit did this himself when he first sold off the UK gold reserves for his mental political ends.
the “total” shown on the site is definitely not updated at the same interval as the “most recent 500″.
You need to count the names. There are 2,436 at present.
Cassius
Up at 2,500 and counting now. I have signed and have sent the link to everyone I know.
Of course you all realise that the Stazi will be round as soon as they’ve got your email address?
It’s got to be a crime under the anti-terrorism laws to wish Brown gone.
then use a slopsbox.com address
Quote:
Unfortunately, we weren’t able to confirm your signature, because our site is extremely busy at the moment. Please try again in a few minutes’ time.
“People shouldn’t be afraid of their government, governments should be afraid of their people!”
Still one of Alan Moore’s best lines (V for Vendetta) and never so apt!
Signed and have passed the link onto my A2 politics class for them to do their bit; even the left wingers in there are fed up to the back teeth of Culpability Brown.
Is it Moore’s? Bugger! I thought it was a quote from that Guevara chap, the marxist johnny.
Bloody state education :(
Hope it’s like flushing the loo. Just a click and bye bye wee Brown jobee
FFS Guido – how many petitions have we signed? Nevertheless, I’ve signed it again.
Done my civic duty.
Thanks for pointing it out, Guido.
When things turn nasty, we will be wishing we had those 100,000 Gurkhas to help keep the peace.
Has anyone got David Starkey or Jeremy Clarkson’s e-mail addresses? Could politely ask them to support.
Starkey ripped Brown a new arsehole on Radio 4.
Pity MSM/Robinson/Boulton et al cannot do their jobs.
Have signed, and passing in on to everyone I know. Go, people. Do your duty.
“Too busy. Try again later.” at 7 p m. Aye, right.
well I’ve not signed … don’t like the idea of Gordo matching e mail addresses to postal 13 months out from an election …
this smells like a phish
Having served with the Gurkha’s (along side them) I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that you will never meet finer, more friendly men.
This sniveling little communist prick Wollas makes me want to get out my … Calm down. I have signed the petition but I would rather get a gun and go down to Parliament. What the fuck did I fight for, Brown, Blair, Wollas? Hoons the lot of them.
Brown is doing the prudent thing with time as money. He’s ignoring what everybody says and living on borrowed time.
This could backfire.
If there is less than 1MM Gordon will take it as a ringing endorsement.
Another though occurs, most, if not all the British Army has a high level of respect for the Gurkha’s. Come the day this Gov wants to put troops on the streets to protect their sniveling little ass do you this the guys n girls are going to conveniently forget all this.
If you life may depend on the man beside you Mr Woolas, best not to annoy him.
That is why the Gov’t has our troops at a safe distance overseas, whilst foreign NATO troops are ready to be deployed on our streets (as they were at the G20 Protests) Foreign troops will NOT be as hesitant about shooting British civilians.
btw 5,898 signatures @ 11:11 am, Saturday 25th April.
I think that they are under-counting the number.
Over 2500 now. How to tell the kids we cant go for that walk in the woods tomorrow……
Petition is fiddled and is definitely not updating on a 1:1 ratio. Indeed it looks like it may not be updating at all now.
But Gordon hasn’t saved the planet yet.
Jim’ll fix it
Haven’t seen Ed Balls’s name yet?
Stop this immediately. I’ll be out of a job.
Missing you already!
Just signed the petition and the signature count went from 2,509 to 2,811 when I refreshed the page.
A million signatures to this petition might be a serious underestimate.
Paul “Gordon Brown is a hoon” Goddard
Classic signature
well done that man
2811 and rising
I’ve done my civic duty and signed telling the one eyed Scottish idiot (that reminds me, has anyone sent it to Clarkson yet?!) to fuck off.
2811 latest must be more than this someone email those 100,000 gurkhas
That’s that one signed! Also if you do you use Twatter follow this as well,
http://twitter.com/Electiontime
Thank you so much for signing the Gurkha Justice petition, and joining our
campaign.
Already, tens of thousands of people have signed: an extraordinary response
in support of an extraordinary group of people.
We demand the full, fundamental change in law that will allow all retired
Gurkhas the right to live here. The Government’s decision on 25th April
goes nowhere near far enough. Many thousands of Gurkhas who served our
country will still be refused the right to live here.
The High Court demanded new rules from the Government. The Government’s
response has been awful. We must be clear. We want the right for all
Gurkhas who have served this country to live here if they wish.
To make the biggest possible impact, we really need more people to sign up:
lots more. We need to form one of the biggest ever campaigns to force the
to change their mind and to show our support for the Gurkha cause.
Your support for the campaign is a fantastic boost: thank you so much. But,
if possible, I need to ask you to help to encourage others to sign.
Firstly, ask all of your friends and colleagues to sign up to the Gurkha
Justice Campaign at http://www.gurkhajustice.org.uk – please do forward them this
email, or email or contact them directly yourself.
http://www.gurkhajustice.org.uk/
I’ve risked one eye and signed it.
Aye, fight for this country and get told to bugger off. Come to this country and say’ I hate you infidel pigs and am in your country to destroy it’ and you get welcomed in, straight into a council house and on benefits.
Too bloody right mate…………shites , sunnis and all manner of scum…………..
nicely put.
Give me 1000 brave and loyal gurkas to 1 towel-head any day,
Has anyone thought If the Prime mentalist could survive life in the wild after being voted out ?
Who cares ? He doesn’t give a shit about us.
Do you think he will go Feral ?
Surely his friends will look after him.
Ahhh, I see what you mean now.
Signatures: stuck at 2,811
Interesting. Not that I am a statistics geek or anything but the signing rate has increased from about 7 per minute to about 20 per minute during the last hour or so. Either this is a delayed effect of Guido covering it, or the viral effect of all the emails forwarded by those who have signed it is beginning to show.
The weekend is not normally a good time for these things; the best thing would be for it to grow steadily over the weekend and then go really viral on Monday when people are at their desks. It’s worth a reminder then.
Do you think the penny has dropped with Woolas that he came over as a right prick of a hoon trying to sound tough on TV. WHAT A KNOBBER !
What do you expect from a former President of the National Union of Students?
From the BBC Pioneers dank, odiferous, subterranean archive of Nulab horrors – Phil Woolarse’s cv :-
http://bbcpioneers.blogspot.com/2008/01/today-were-giving-awards-to-three-bbc.html
A man of huge life experienc and accomplishment – from NUS agitator to to minor BBC Producer then trade union official and finally Minister of the Crown.
“Look on ye mighty and despair….”
3100 now
Unelected Brown lies and breaks the manifesto, and then you have our Ghurkhas who have fought for this country have to go through all this, its just unbelievable, as for Woolas another ar.. licker, I can’t stand the bloke.
If you keep refreshing the page with the list of names, there is a new one added every second or so.
What the english think of the Scots
http://subrosa-blonde.blogspot.com/
Would it matter if a million did sign. He has not shown himself to be democratic. Signed anyway.
I notice the deadline is 22nd October 2009, is it not possible to set up a petition with a shorter deadline that that?
Defeated housing campaigner kills himself after receiving a £3,000 legal bill from Hazel Blears
A housing campaigner killed himself after receiving a £3,000 legal bill from lawyers for Hazel Blears, the Communities and Local Government Secretary. ‘Perhaps you’d like to explain to my family why I can no longer cope and what your position was in ending my life.’
He then hanged himself.
Mr Hill, 57, had just lost a case he brought on behalf of hundreds of council tenants who faced rent rises. Within half an hour of his court defeat, he received a hand-delivered demand to cover legal fees from Treasury solicitors acting on behalf of Mrs Blears.
Although the e-mail was sent last Saturday – April Treasury solicitors did not alert Greater Manchester Police until three days later.
Hope she’s happy with herself the smug evil fucking bitch.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173184/Defeated-housing-campaigner-kills-receiving-3-000-legal-Hazel-Blears.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173184/Defeated-housing-campaigner-kills-receiving-3-000-legal-Hazel-Blears.html
Blears thinks: “oh well, must have been a Tory, only another 25 million to go”.
Typical really – and so very sad. This is what happens to anyone who dares to question the NzNuLiebour vision.
Dr David Kelly is another example.
We cannot go on with this.
Dr David Kelly has not died for nothing. His death was what made me start questioning and looking more carefully at this government and it’s excuses. I will never again accept anything from any government at face value and I am hopeful that Guido’s blogs are going to make sure of it.
Piano wire for the Blears bitch
But it’s all right, everything is all right. The struggle is finished. I have won the victory over myself. I love Snotgobbler.
Thank god two of us share this brain cell
I’ve signed.
I expect the Stasi around at 4am to smack the shit out of me.
can i sell the video to richard timney? he likes this sort of genre
Timney won’t be interested, the Stasi won’t butt fuck me….I fucking hope not any way.
to richard, buttfucking you is equivalent to a blowjob from jacqui
Tony McNulty, (Former Home office Minister) has the unfortunate task of defending totalitarianism, (sorry, protecting UK Citizens) and the introduction of the ID Card and it’s inherent problems. IE not being able to detect bald people, or brown eyed people or guitar players (being all af these, I know I’m screwed already)
I am sorry I said totalitarianism, because we live in free democracy. I know this is true because according to McNulty:
“We are not knocking down doors at four in the morning with people booted and suited in riot gear. Most of the removals occur around half-five, half-six, seven in the morning.”
Phew, I am so fucking relieved!!! . I am so glad he cleared that one up, We live in free democracy because our detainees are carted off to be detained without trial, later in the morning than detainees in genuine fascist states. I feel safer already.
Is there a story in this? I might have Doris, our decrepit tea-hag, keep an eye on the numbers and if it gets to a hundred thou we’ll run it as one of our jokey, ‘and finally…’ editorials.
Hahahaha, it always surprises and infuriates me that people refer to this Labour government as “socialist.” This government is not socialist, it is a failed hybrid of both left and right wing ideology. Tony Blair’s Third Way politics. or TINA ( There Is No Alternative) as it became known in academic circles. Ok so New Labour tried to be centralist, but with a very, VERY strong bias towards the right. They extended the freedom of the free market, deregulated it even more than the previous Tory government had done, slashed corporation tax to levels even lower than under Thatcher and they encouraged big business and the financial systems to exploit and abuse all the possible loopholes within the british legal system; in order to keep as much of their profits as they could, without encouraging them to redistribute those obscene profits back into the British ecconomy. They sold off our national gas and power supplies to foreign countries, sold our gold reserves, and for the last 12 years have privileged the needs and desires of big business over the needs of true middle England. Middle England is NOT the 1.5% who earn over 150K a year, middle england are the people who earn between 23 – 40K year. Wake up people, Polly Toynbee’s article is right. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/23/tax-regime-budget These allegations that this rise in tax effects the people of middle England, is a smoke screen, cooked up by the super rich because they are now, having to start paying a bit more money back to a country which has allowed them to make obscene profits for over a decade. Even Thatcher, never went that far (and I can’t believe I’ve just had to say that)
Sorry people, but, leaving the minimum wage aside, those are not the actions of a socialist government. Those are basically the actions of a neo-right-wing one. The very fact that over the last year, this government has spent billions, trying to bail out the greedy banks, banks which they allowed to be increasingly deregulated and self governing (to all intents and purposes) speaks volumesabout whose side they are really on.
This is the third time in less than 100 years that our reliance on the market has put us in hock (1920s/30s – 1980s/90s and again now). My question is, how many more times does the free market need to put us up to our necks in crap before we realise that as a system it is fundementally and irrevocably flawed, and that it will simply never work?
Yes, this is a global problem, but the problem is not one of merely greedy bankers, it is a much more deep rooted one, the problem stems from the inherent and unavoidable inequalities of a corrupt capitalist, deregulated, greedy system. I don’t know what the answer is, but I don’t think either a purely left or right-wing answer exists. I don’t think salvation can be found with either the socialists or the capitalists, neither Labour, nor Tory. I think we do need a “Third way,” but a third way built around a completely new political and ecconomical ideology, one that uses neither capitalist or socialist principals. We have seen that in effect neither ideology can provide the answer, but we must find one, or our world will simply tear itself apart.
We have enough food, technology, services, resources and skills now to become completely autonomous from the old doctrines of the past. I firmly believe it’s time we stopped trying to put plasters on wounds coming from apendages that in order to fix them, really need removing and stitching up.
Perhaps the “Third Way” (you might as well look for the Fourth Dimension) is to stop pigeonholing politics. Left, Right – there’s bugger all difference in the economics and commond denominator of totalitarianism is merely distinguished because one accuses the other of racism.
There are two theoretical extremes – 1) the planned economy and 2) the totally free market economy. Neither exist in reality but all economies lie somewhere in between the two. Both communism and fascism lie to the former.
Corruption is not confined to capitalist societies. It is human natue and it is endemic in most “peoples socialist democracies” and indeed more likely to flourish there since there is no opposition nor any independent press. I know it does. Actually people are beginning to wonder if we still have that here in the UK.
We must maintain our democracy and ensure that the executive, legislature and judiciary maintain their independence of each other. It has taken us a thousand years to get thus far and this system should be protected with our lives for the sake of our successors. Generations before us have done so without question.
Now you come up with a “Third Way”. Give us a fucking break.
It isn’t the free market that has done this to us, the intervention and government intrusion into free market has. Capitalism is wrongly being blamed here, when its a quasi-socialist agenda that has been redistributing the wealth of some to subsidise another part, which is always wrong. As long as there are taxes our time and our labour do not belong to us! We cannot recover with all this intervention into the market with interest rates forced so low, it discourages saving and encourages immediate spending which is part of what screwed us in the first place. I would like to think the third way alternative you are describing would be complete freedom to use our wealth as we see fit, government kept on the absolute back-burner and just leaving people to live their lives without the scrutiny and you’re-guilty-we-just-haven’t-proved-it-yet attitude of the state. I don’t care if its called capitalism or whatever pseudo intellectual title that is cooked up, what I don’t want is the government spending on my behalf and billing me for life.
I notice that the names appearing on the online petition include “H.M. The Queen” and “Retard Gordon Brown”.
Also David Miliband
Also Adolf Hitler and someone calling Brown a hoon
Where Brown’s “GLOBAL” argument really falls is that there would be systemic failure in the public fiances even if the the Global credit crunch has not happened
Britain has an unbalanced economy, Brown chose to place the unemployed in state funded jobs rather than put them on the unemployment figures, the outcome to the country being the same, reduced productivity.
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http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=407
Public sector employment increased by 15,000 (seasonally adjusted) in the fourth quarter of 2008 to 5.783 million.
Employment in the private sector decreased by 13,000 in the fourth quarter.
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This means that 13,000 less people are supporting 15,000 more in the fourth quarter alone – a differential of 28,000
Can I just say for the record before I sign this petition that I AM NOT FEELING DEPRESSED, I USE AN ELECTRIC RAZOR, THERES ONLY 3 ASPRIN IN THE HOUSE, I NEVER GO FOR WALKS IN THE COUNTRY NOR IS MY NAME DR DAVID KELLY!
You fellow conspirators are my witnesses in case I mysteriously commit suicide now I’m giving these Hoons my name, address and postcode.
Well just seen it all now.
Some poster over on the daily Express has just managed to aportion blame on Maggie Thatcher for the situation that this government is now in and yesterdays budget.
FFS! there really is no hope at all with people like that around.
Pornmerchant !
Left wingers will never, ever admit to having been in the wrong. That is is why they cling on to their beliefs and predjudices – and thier politicians – even in the face of total failure. IT’S FRIGHTENING!
Socialism is a religion.
When it inevitably doesn’t work reality is wrong not Marx’s “bible”…
It’s not socialism that failed, it was just poor implementations that caused it.
There is a new way…..and if you come to the dossers centre next Thursday at 6pm we’ll be discussing it with Tony Benn/George Galloway etc
All these names will go onto a database, be downloaded onto a USB stick and some half pissed civil servant will leave it on the 5.50 to Wokingham.
Don’t be ridiculous, no civil servant would take such a late train home. Maybe the 3.50…
HIGNFY: Duncun – what a Hoon!
unfortunately he’ll probably be a minister by next year
Yeah not a very good peformance. He came across as a greedy Hoon. Mr Pickles didn’t help either.
With regret, this petition will not get anywhere… I would expect the number signing it to end with between 10 and 20 thousand at most. The petition site isn’t seen as having any power.
[...] The Lovely AJ said sign it, so I did. OH, Guido etc also say sign it. So…………………what the fuck are you [...]
Done. 3,582 petitions at the time of my signing. This won’t take long to reach 1 million.
Let the Gurkhas in and throw the fucking lying bastards that call themselves government out.
Brown is to Blame for Longbridge failure
Brown’s thick headed economic policies contributed to the failure of Longbridge
As far back as 2000
BMW warned Brown about the strong pound – blind support of the City has cost Longbridge related 30,000 jobs,
Brown is currently getting a new arsehole torn on ‘Have I Got News For You’
The phrase “getting a new arsehole torn” is now officially the latest political. buzz word, taking over from “Hard Working Families” . Well done everyone without your support this would not have been possible.
‘Its the right thing to do’ will be #1 again, of that I am sure.
I think the topics for HIGNFY have been set by a researcher visiting/cribbing off this site. Even used the same caption comp photo; + video of Gordon’s lack of hanshake with the PC outside no. 10. Plus similar comments re McBride etc
Can we afford to loose this clever Prime MInister? What a masterly budget. Lie about the state the economy will be in in 12 months time then fudge the figures to fit. The answer is Yes We Can! I’ve signed, hope you will too.
Meanwhile, as Guido rightly says, what would Blair do? Tear into the opposition of course. Do you remember how the sneering John Prescott et all used to attack the Conservatives at the end of their last Parliament. Come on David, plenty do, don’t let them off the hook
Seems like Tony has torn into his own party this time. He is reported to have said the 50% tax band is “a terrible mistake”.
Well that wasn’t a difficult decision! I hope you keep this link highlighted at the top of the page. Keep fighting Guido we all need you.
Not particularly sure that Alan Duncan joking about expenses/murdering Miss California on HIGNFY was the BEST idea…
anyone catch alan duncan on HIGNFY saying that if (anti-gay marriage) miss california were found murdered, he’d be responsible?
Miss California found dead. Read all about it!
Did you hear what Janet Street Porter said about you last night on The Daily Politics? She said – and I quote, “They say he’s 34. 34? He looks 104!”.
Classic! Even for her, the old crow.
The station had previously been headed by Janet Street-Porter who had set out to establish L!VE TV as an alternative, youth-orientated channel. She clashed with MacKenzie over program content and soon left, leaving him in sole charge. (MacKenzie later said that he would agree to indulge in a “night of passion” with Janet Street-Porter and that she would be “willing”, but only if she paid him £4.7m, a figure he had arrived at after calculating how much money he would lose from “loss of reputation, the negative impact on future earnings etc.”
http://www.search.com/reference/Kelvin_MacKenzie
I shall do this even though I am no Tory.
This potential pandemic goes to show what happens when you keep skanky old birds living alongside nosetroughing pigs.
Hopefuly it shouldn’t cross to the ‘Human’ population save for a few lobby journalists.
Be careful what you wish for.
WIth Broon, Labour are doomed to lose the next election. They might just find an alternative (from Britain’s Got Talent maybe) to produce another four years of misery.
“No room at this Inn”
Please do fuck off
I know that you are only trolling but…….
PATHETIC
Suffering through a BT exchange issue that has dragged on for two days now, rendering my broadband at 28k (yes, just like the old days!) … I have added my name to the ‘Please just go now’ petition. Could this possibly work? One can only hope …
EXCUSE ME!!
Aussies and Kiwis have a very close relationship with this country.
Many of them of British stock.
Take a look at how many Aussies and Kiwis have died for this country and for more than the past century. Ever heard of Gallipoli where a pack of British politicians and the like squandered the lives of Aussies and New Zealanders for absolutely nothing.
Both nations have been loyal members of the commonwealth.
Britain kicked them in the teeth – particularly New Zealand when it joined the EU and basically told the New Zealanders to sod off.
We have now imposed strict visa conditions on Aussies and New Zealanders visiting, yet still persist in using them as the dumping ground for disgruntled Brits who are fed up with ever more immigrants pouring into Britain.
If any two nations have earned any rights as far as Britain is concerned its the peoples of these two nations.
Joke! we treat them worse .
What about Canada? How many died for the empire at Vimy Ridge and Dieppe?
Yeah, what about Canada No room at this inn
it’s funny how history repeats itself, innit?
the reason for the racist nature of new labour’s immigration policy is because we follow the immigration rules of the EU.
The EU contains a disturbing number of white european fascist states.
It is rather like an international front.
the EU is an inherently racist organisation and its racism is exposed by its third class treatment of members of the Commonwealth. citizens of mainly white european countries are allowed to move freely, Commonwealth members are not.
and regarding the legitimacy of the EU: our Parliament and Courts are supreme.
that is our constitution and it is not within the gift of the tenant/mps to enter into agreements with foreign powers which annul that supremacy.
constitutionally speaking, all the politicians who signed the various european treaties are traitors and the treaties they have fraudulently signed are not worth the paper they are written on.
they are not legally binding because the traitors who signed them did not have the right or authority to do so.
oh well.
As an Aussie of English stock I can tell you we won’t be bailing you out. Our country is proud an successful, not a laughing stock. BTW any Poms wanting to come here, you’re welcome, but the bar is high.
my mistake was discovering Australia in the first place. For this I humbly apologise
from the shadows a man of destiny and vision will emerge. what’s stephen timms up to?
Completely off-topic, but does anyone know of any good “wacist” blogs? I used to like The Hitch and his free-thinking blog, but I reckon he was nobbled by the Harriets or something.
Guido why has the numbering system gone to pot again? We don’t want equating to someone’s dubious management. Why can’t we get it sorted?
We should all just singalong with this….utterly brilliant fun! A real ‘anti-tribute’ to the psychologically flawed one.
Even Blair is turning on his old friend Gordon Brown, revenge must feel good for him after what Gordon, McPoison and his friends did to force Tony out of office. Calma always catches up!!!!
4.000
Is that more than 400?
After bankrupting the country, polluting our morals and even leaving the Gurkha’s to die in poverty the least Brown can do is resign.
Even Blair is openly criticizing Brown over the 50% tax rise.
will brown go, or will he conclude we were not worthy of his vision,and plump for armageddon?
I’m not allowing the unelected liar to pump me or plump for me !
Too late mate. He,s pumped us dry
They want my details for their database, well apart from security call me paranoid if you want but I do not fancy a knock on the door at 6.00 in the morning from Gordies boys.
I really value the soles of my feet!!
Coward
Township? my foot.
A city.
And power, water.
The bill for all this puts Jaqui’s bath plug in perspective.
I am afraid your political correctness has taken leave of your senses!
If you think Brown is bad, wait till Lord Snooty and his pals arrive
oh do just fuck off why dont you
considered and well thought out
What a nasty crew they are in No 10 – on the main petitions site they have just put the word ‘resign’ on the list ! Obviously don’t want to make it easy for anyone going through the list – what can they be worried about???
It’s only 4000+ at the moment, WTF? Are EDS running the software?
Guido – I couldn’t see your Sig on there? You use a pseudonym?
Only the last 500 names are published.
It does give a total and you can view ALL the names. 6000+ at the moment, a long way off 1 million!
Come on people!
Step forward Stephen Timms. Two yards of paralysed piss is just what britain needs
done…..and if you really want to show your contempt for all the parties, vote independent at future elections. I want to stand in the next euro elections, but need another few votes in the next hour to get on the jury team south west list….please text wilbar01 to 86837 before midnight. Lets start fighting back
http://www.southwestindependent.co.uk
I’ve got the gelding iron. Meet me at downing street 8 am sharp
Well, the BBC have a Have Your Say about the Gurkhas and everyone agrees that they should be allowed to stay:
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?forumID=6392&edition=1&ttl=20090424230400
Really, does anyone think otherwise? Surely only nutters and tosspot socialists would object. So, given that it is safe to assume the majority of the population are overwhelmingly in favour of them being given citizenship, WHY are they being treated so badly?
If there was an extra tax on my wage packet that said “support for Gurkhas” or, obviously, ex-servicemen in general, then I’d be delighted to pay it. Why are these Nu Labour idiots so keen to start wars but then treat the soldiers so poorly. If you fight for a country then you get the right to citizenship.
All signed up and link clicked, all my friends informed. But unless this gets into the millions the ‘one eyed’ won’t take a blind bit of notice.
Lets send the lovely gurkhas round to Downing Street to give Gordon a good send-off.
I think more Gurkhas should be allowed to live here but why do they want to come anyway? Nepal looks a much nicer place. In fact, we should move there really.
Dale has posted a line about a column by Andrew Pierce in the Labourgraph tomorrow.
That bastion of moral guardianship, St Anthony Blair, has had his say on the 50% tax buisness.
Things may just be running out of control for Our Beloved Leader (praise be upon Him).
Go on Purdey – kick Brown in the nuts.
Why has the numbering system gone to pot Guido? Is MI5/MI6 , under instruction from Gordon, attempting to intimidate us?
Sorry to go off-thread, but I just found this on the Adam Smith Institute website:
“If public spending had only grown in line with inflation since 1997, we could have abolished income tax, corporation tax, capital gains tax and inheritance tax, leaving the taxpayer £200 billion better off.”
Is there anything left to say?
No room at the inn – “indigenous Brit” – no such animal! It was just a political idea to keep the Scots happy when the English annexed their country and paid off their national debt.
There are Scots who do not want to be ruled from London, even by a fellow Scot; there are the Welsh, who like English handouts but burn the english out of their holiday homes and lastly those who call themselves English.
The English are not a single race; they are made up of “illegal immigrants” such as the Romans, the Saxons, Danes, Normans and with a good bit of French, Dutch, Germans etc etc thrown in.
NuLabour have made a mess of border control. Some racist parties fear that they will lose a lot of their support when the Tories get back in. Why? Simple, the Tories will sort out the mess of border control like all the other NuLabour mess they will have to sort out.
However many Gurkhas want to live here I’d accept them all without question. They’re wonderful, decent, honest, courageous, loyal people and I’m ashamed how the government are treating them.
done and petition sent to everyone I know, and some I don’t
Surely we’ll get more than a million. In fact the petition should have said the government should go and not just Brown.
Goodnight=God Bless
Thanks, Guido. I have published the story (with a link back to your website) at Please Go. Thousands sign petition for Prime Minister to quit
Thought I was going to throw up listening to that evil,snivelling twat Woolas.
For fucks sake we’ve let in any cnut who’s managed to stagger here from any godforesaken shithole in the four corners of the world for the past ten years.
EVERYBODY who knows the slightest thing about it knows that about 8,000 Ex Gurkhas would probaby want to come here;it’s a drop in the ocean compared to the unlimited immigration we’ve witnessed over the past decade.
I’d quite cheerfully slit Woolas’ throat if I happened to meet him and then take a leisurely shit in the hole
What’s the matter with Cameron??;he should have been all over this
because the only thing the tories think about nowadays is how would X impact on my election campaign.
Hopefully all the socialist drivel that spews out of camerons mouth is just to suck those stupid lefties in
That hoon used to use my daughter as a beard when they were at university in the 70’s. I realised that he was a complete shit when he turned up for dinner carrying a bag of bricks and then proceded to drink his way through my stock of vintage clarets claiming redistribution as justification. Needless to say , he pissed himself after the first two glasses.
Back on topic, in Romania we find firing squads more effective than on line petitions.
The latest news from Scotland on the success of Darling’s budget!
“There has been an 11-point shift in the regional vote (the SNP up seven to 37%, Labour down four to 28%). And for Westminster there has been an eight-point shift (the SNP up three to 30%, Labour down five to 32%).
All of these figures are the best SNP polling since last autumn and, if you take Westminster findings, given that a General Election is now on the horizon, then these latest figures would represent a 20-point shift, with the SNP up 12 points on 2005 and Labour eight points down.”
SNP leadership has a 37% positive rating
Scottish Tory leadership second on 10%
Scottish Labour 7% (even worse than the low point of Bendy Wendy Alexander)
Overall there has been a 20% swing to the SNP from Labour in Scotland.
(source Yougov – Glasgow Herald)
So there are around 2 million Scot’s voters who want to see the back of Brown and his Nu Labour Party. Yet he won’t listen – after all Scotland is no longer important to him as he continues to try to woo ‘Middle England’s prejudices’ with his cut of Scottish pocket money by £500 million in this fiscal year while spending a further £2 billion on London’s Olympics and Cross Rail.
We here are taking notes
Its a stunner, Blair has signalled all out war on Bown, read the article, Brown is cooked, Labour admits the election is lost and MP’s are preparing to move on Brown. Blair’s comments do not get issued without his authority. This is a arrow straight to the heart. Karma’s a evil cow, Gordon.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/budget/5216307/Tony-Blair-opposes-new-50-pence-tax-rate-for-high-earners.html
Thanks for flagging that one. Interesting read.
Payback’s a mean mother fucker.
Haha,
Labour MPs fear the Prime Minister’s fate may be sealed by the European and county council elections on June 4 amid polling evidence that Labour is facing disaster and could trail in fourth behind the Lib Dems and the United Kingdom Independence Party.
Just once, probably the only time I’ll ever do it, I might vote for UKIP. It would be worth it to see the looks on the Labour Party candidates as they slowly begin to realise that by this time next year their party will have less chance of holding onto power than the Monster Raving Loonies.
I always think that it is best to vote for the party that you aree the most with however in this instance, I may need to disagree with myself.
A vote for UKIP could mean (depending on your area) a lost vote and mean the meagre votes for the snotmeister himself being more valuable – 1 less for the main opposition meaning one more for Zanulabour.
Again, I never think of voting tactically but this could be the outcome.
Good luck with whoever you vote for.
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These petitions are a typical example of Gordon Brown’s rule. If I don’t agree with the petition then I will reject it. His reaction to the speech by Dan Hannan left no doubt in my mind that he is a paranoid delusional personality. In other words he is a fucking wack job, fruitcake, basketcase etc. A replica of his office should be created in Broadmoor where he can spend the rest of his days “fixing the world”.
I’ve just voted – thanks for the link, Guido.
By the way, O/T, but what about the whistle-blower chappie who’s just lost his job? Does anyone know of a way of slipping him a note to help keep wolf from door?
(If not, any chance you could set something up to enable the grateful public to contribute something to his family’s upkeep? I feel we owe him – one honest and courageous man prepared to take risks for what is right.)
this is all a bit new on me , i had rather thought that gordons budget was a cynical political budget and not one to save the nations prosperity , but to field geoffry robinson , being a bit rude to kirsty walk , left me in stunned silence .
whilst mr chote at TPA has been telling us all (a lot) that darling is not telling the truth , labour field a a wealthy fuddler just to thicken the fog . At this stage in the game right wingers must be thinking where has all the respect gone to actaully be honest with the public , and in darlings case the detail of where his budget is taking us , he/they are elected to govern us and so the most immediate jobs for darling is to convice us of his argument .
i find it all bit shamefull that labour has put poltics into this position , i can understand the need for party , but this is the Uk not a confusion of the voter.
the only answer i can arrive at is that labour do not know what to say , as it is a political budget and therefore it cannot be truthfull or rational as the illusion of the chancellor occupying the office would vanish .
the bumbling affable geoffry robinson , may try and put kirstys questions off “no you have that all wrong” and then refuse to to know anything about ecnomics , but there is clearly more to the none answer of questions (even if by a likable actor) than i had thought .
perhaps it is hubris , that darling is refusing to use ecnomic theories to support hsi policies , but then i wonder if he really is qualified , perhaps that isnt right word , i mean if he has mastered his subject , he certainly doesnt want anyone to test his theories , but then again neither does gordon brown .
this is a political budget , a year may now wasted in turning round the UK from the certain ten years of economic peril it faces . which was written all over the grinning face of gordon at the budgets presentation in parliment .
“the greatest chancellor we ever had ” was one tag spun to make us think he was Blairs heir , when he was using his creative accountacy and Blair did the point making .
of course what is so great about him now , it seems that ten years have done little for the well being of our country other than provide , a vote winning positive politics machine only to be followed by an equally biblical famine , with no grain house built to store for these times in between .
the second biggest bust in 100 years and labour field geoffry robinson , darling does not answer questions with even the slightest reference to the office he holds , and the pm sits grinning like a dicatator , veiwing his critics mistakes before he conjures up trumped up charges against them .
the west end useually puts on plays and drama with actors , although labour clearly want to get in on the franchise .
politics is not just one idea , i understand that , and i also get that you parties ideas only come out of the sheds when they are needed for election . but government is about being the executive and as such it is answerable . to its people .
labour may well thinking as if you have any dealings with union labour “you can f off until the election” , quite where they found this idea on the abuses of power , is somthing you cant speak to them much about , if your ignorant , people will conclude you are lying , if you cant make the argument people will assume you are deceiving them . this is no big science the non partisan see through arguments , but it is the way this government want to crush the non partisan argument , spy on them manipulate them not even debate with them .
kelvin mckenzies one liner that gordon “should get a bottle of scotch and a derringer” chimed with me . but younger people wouldnt get it , parliment refers Mps as Honourable members , ie they stand on there honour , some things require appology , some things to resign , some thrown to the wilderness and dogs or even prison . thai is why i find this non answer , spiv spin duch a degrading of public service .
i can recall blair appologising in parliment a number of times , although later on it was hard to see where upmarket confidence was and the lies , but certain members were working against him , so it might explain a few things although i am not conviced about his entire record , and he turned governance into showbiz which has got us here .
fine nuansces are lost on a PM who throws nokias and laser printers , all he can do is spin his line , play his worn out line and decieve the people .
it is not so much standard practice for a goverment burdend with corruption and sleaze , or even one that has gonne on too long to behave like this , it is a culture of corruption and lies requiring a great dictator to keep it going , it is clear gordons megalmanic ego controls his intellect , and quite afew monkeys are prepared to do his bidding .
but it is changing , the ecnomic arguments are being won every day , nothing will be left of labour except , dark corrupt heart , that will be left to the crows od history to pick and feast upon , nu labour is carrion , the iccident happend in 2007 when they knifed blair and the plotters and rotters , took the title by ill means and with ill policies .
caesars wife raises his glass to the labour party , for yet again repeating history and proving that scoialism is flawed and only spreads vice to all and imprsions virtue as its slave .
kindlt precis your rambling. after you sober up.
Leaving aside the fact that half the signatures are probably Guido’s socks, the fact remains that set against a target of less than 2% of the population, you’re about 995,000 short.
Gordon will be heartened to see how few people want a change of PM.
Is that you Sands?
Tis indeed Sor.
Now now Damian, just because Guido got you fired and it means you don’t have more than one use for your right hand now there’s no need for this nasty behaviour. Anyway you should be down at the Job Centre right now, not wasting your jobseeker’s allowance at internet cafés.
Oh, and Gordon still doesn’t like you; he says he always has had a thing against red slapheads ever since Neil Kinnock slapped him on the back and nearly detached his last retina.
Its doubled overnight Dickhead
A week is a long time in politics as some twat said
He’ll be shitting himself. The only thing that’d scare him more would be another hilarious Downfall video.
You sad sad people.
Top of the morning to you. How do you see this panning out? Will they kick The Broon out before the election and if so who will replace him?
Re: the ghurkas. I do find it interesting that Joanna Lumley has been the public figurehead of their campaign of late.
Interesting, because we know that Joanna Lumley has a good friendship with Prince Charles.
Now, I know that not everything or even anything that friends of Royals might do is a reflection of the opinion of said royalty, but on this one, I just wonder…
Nip over to the The Times where Mandy casts himself in the Diana mould
‘Peter Mandelson regarded himself as the “third person” in the new Labour marriage between Gordon Brown and Tony Blair and believes that his career was wrecked because he could not get on with Mr Brown, he told The Times in an interview published today.’
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6163731.ece
I have never read anything so gay in my life. Mandy virtually outs all three of them.
Upto five thousand as of now!
FUCK OF BROWN, WE HAVE HAD A BELLYFULL OF YOUR VISION.
Thank you Guy Fawkes for this link
[...] April 2009 (939)March 2009 (1275)February 2009 (1238)January 2009 (1257)December 2008 (740)November 2008 (101)October 2008 (17)September 2008 (11)August 2008 (8)July 2008 (20)June 2008 (17)May 2008 (11)April 2008 (8)March 2008 (12)February 2008 (1)January 2008 (2)December 2007 (1)November 2007 (5)October 2007 (9)September 2007 (1)June 2007 (1)May 2007 (5)April 2007 (4)October 2005 (1)May 2005 (3)April 2005 (7)March 2005 (4)February 2005 (2)January 2005 (4)December 2004 (1)November 2004 (3) There is a petition on the Number 10 website asking Gordon Brown to resign here.I urge you to sign it. Currently it has 4,611 signatures. Lets see if we can get that up to a million.Iain Dale alerted me to it with this and Guido has this. [...]
http://www.guerrillamail.com/
http://ww.cazed.com
Use a temp email and a proxy if you wish to keep anonymous when signing.
I’ve not been at all well lately. Not since I was born, in fact.
Guido, the ghurkas have hijacked this post!
re the petition, can you run some kind of a counter so we can see each day how many more have signed? if everyone on your site signs it and forwards it to 10 others, 5 of whom sign it and forward it to 10 others…. etc etc.
how long will it take to hit 1 million?
Have signed. Peter should replace Gordon immediately.
PS. Wish I had not read those damned emails from DM. Bloody great idea though.
Typical New Labour hypocrisy and double-speak to make an issue about 100,000 Ghurkas when they have let in millions from countries with nothing to do with Britain – and plenty of criminal gangs too.
“Is it because I is a warrior and represent a legacy Lefties hate?”
You bet.
New Labour = disgusting, repulsive, scheming, lying, duplicitous, thieving shits.
Our beloved leader lets every tom dick and terrorist in I’d rather have the Ghurkas. Signed the petition over 5000
I’m getting on with the job!
5120 @8.30am Sat.
I don’t want him to resign: I want him to drag his stinking carcass to the finish line, each agonising day driving another nail into the coffin of the Labour party, so that by this time next year the country is ready to extirpate the filth of socialism from our national life for good.
Treachery! The government unveils new residency test for Gurkhas … that almost NONE of them can pass
Immigration Minister Phil Woolas claimed changes in the rules would allow 4,300 more former Gurkhas to settle here out of the 36,000 who served in the British Army before July 1997. Lawyers acting for the Gurkhas said they believed only around 100 would benefit.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
“Labour hate Ghurkhas” – you got it in one. Labour doesn’t like Ghurkhas because they are a link to Britain’s Imperial past and Empire, a period which they utterly despise. They have spent the last 12 years vandalising every part they possibly can of our Imperial heritage and treating our own home grown servicemen like utter shit. So the last thing they want is a proud Ghurkha army marching in whom with their fine standards and traditions simply just don’t fit into our wonderful socialist paradise.
A little of subject, and yes i have voted; but the intense plesure i am getting from the knowledge that all those Artists, Writers, Entertainers and other so called intellectuals who qued up to trash Mrs Thatcher and consign her to the deepest regions of hell are now getting trashed by Gordon. Their great New Labour Project is dead. The kind of people who appear on Newsnight review, parasites that talk utter bollocks.
A man who spends a lifetime digging out coal 3000 feet underground counts for nothing, they consider him to be an ill mannered,thicko who needs the state to guide his thoughts.Yet these media luvvies think that they are the elite who’se every word she be listened too. Well DIE you Fuckers, Die and i will piss on your graves.
Well said.
I see a there is a photo here of a number of MP’s who were involved in an accident on the way to the HofC to vote for more expenses
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173248/Hundreds-pigs-dash-save-bacon-lorry-crashes-way-abattoir.html
Old Holborn is getting married. No really: IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED. You might want to pass on your congratulations, that or he’s quiet happy with death threats.
and as he’s not blogging much today, in his words, here’s my worthless shite: HONOURABLE MEN & DISHONEST SCUM and DAVID STARKEY ON QUESTION TIME although I won’t actually have the video until Sunday.
I don’t think this petition is sufficiently vindictive by the standards set by New Labour.
I suggest we add something along these lines……
“….having been judged in the court of public opinion Gordon Brown should also be stripped of any pension rights which accrued whilst he was in ministerial office.”
He can keep his knighthood, CH, OBE or whatever (dis)honours he sees fit to bestow on himself.
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This petiton will not get anywhere.
Gordon doesn’t read his in-tray.
He’s here for the duration.
Only he knows what is best for this country, he said so.
Anyone comment on the new pension rules and whether any Ministers are exempt from paying extra tax via the emploers contributions – So the rich will pay a double tax but the PM won’t??
The Kids are doing this at the moment…
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Gordon/
Enjoy!
This petition is about 25th most popular already – can I suggest a concerted effort to distribute the link to friends and family, Facebook, whatever, in the hope we can spark the Main Stream Media to talk about the petition?
GUARDIAN
New evidence has emerged of postal-voting irregularities in the race to be the next Labour parliamentary candidate in the previously safe London seat of Erith and Thamesmead.
Over the last month, sources in the constituency have claimed that supporters of Georgia Gould, the 22-year-old daughter of New Labour grandee Philip Gould, have been soliciting postal vote applications from local party members in apparent contravention of Labour’s rules.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/apr/25/postal-voting-labour-georgina-gould
The bottom line is that these people have fought and died for this country in war after war – count how many have actually also won the VC – we owe them a debt of honour to allow them to settle here if they so wish(and we’re only talking about those that were discharged the army prior to 1997 who don’t actually have an automatic right anyway and how many is that probably at most a few 1000)What debt do we owe some of the immigrants – especially those from the new accession countries of the EU – zilch that’s what and yet we allow them and others from outside the commonwealth some of who “hate this country and it’s traditions” to come here,
The actions of this government in regard to this issue doesn’t really surprise me – after all this is a government that has very little honour or moral authority anyway to this country or its own history or traditions of which it is embarrassed and ashamed(well there are millions of people – Mr Brown who aren’t ashamed of their history like your government and know when a debt for faithful service to the Crown requires to be paid in full).
This is just another tick on the score sheet of why this bankrupt government and Prime Minister needs to be thrown out of office at the next election. This Prime Minister is totally unworthy to occupy the office!!
A LESSON FROM HISTORY.
I have signed the petition. We all should. He won’t resign but he will know how unpopular he is. As soon as the media get hold of this poll the numbers will skyrocket. At least half the internet aware Labour party members will sign.
If Gordon goes who replaces him? When Tony went, he wasn’t replaced by his deputy, John Prescott. We got Brown. The greater or lesser of two evils?
If Gordon goes we won’t get a general election – so who would we get?
REMEMBER IDI AMIN.
Milton Obote, the then President of Uganda, was visiting London. He had a nasty reputation. When a certain Idi Amin took power in his absence there was much rejoicing in having removed a tyrant and despot like Obote. So then they had Idi Amin.
We must be very careful what we wish for.
Surely our last best hope can’t be the Queen to call an election. I wonder if a petition for this might have been more productive.
Done.
As for them kicking down my door, why should I be any different/better than anyone else?
Scummy government made up of crooks and onanists.
Blair’s obviously signed – his names on the list anyway(?) and judging by the following he probably also thinks Gordon’s a complete”twat” too – like the majority of the electorate !!!!
Beware – Incoming Nokia !!!!!!!!!!!
ttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/budget/5216307/Tony-Blair-opposes-new-50-pence-tax-rate-for-high-earners.html
I think Phil Woolas has the appearance of someone with a lot of nasty secrets probably to do with children but hey I am only basing that on the evidence of what lots of his party have already done!
“Something tells Guido this could be big, really big.
Over two million people watched Dan Hannan on YouTube crush Gordon in a speech. If half of them can be bothered to tell Gordon to go, it will be a huge symbolic protest against the unelected Prime Minister. ”
Hilarious !!! ‘Oh, Monsieur Fawkes, you are really spoiling us !!!’
“Harman Pride” nu Labours very own “Comical Ali ” !
i’ve signed and added to my faceache page…..
“When basket cases rule, the nation becomes a basket case.”
Raymond Digby, 1037.
You bunch of idiots-I’ll keech over the lot of you yet!!-oh hang on a minute……… a feel one comin doon noo!!! heavvve!!!!!!! rippppp (enormous disgusting deflationary sounds)
AHHH!!!!!! THATS BETTER man whit a reek!!! yer aw doomed DOOMED!!
If anyone missed Dolly Draper on HIGNFY I have it in the video sidebar on the RIGHT hand side: DOLLY DRAPER CAPTION COMPETITION HIGNFY
Come on people — spread the word — it’s still only 5,600 …
There’s a warehouse full of postal votes just off the M6.
I’ve also sent this to my contacts book and have posted the link on various websites.
This is getting signed at a very high rate, currently over 200 an hour.
It hasn’t hit the national papers yet either.
Enjoy it while you can. I have saved a copy of your post as I am sure you will enjoy re-reading it in a week or two.
Snide remarks about the number of signatures seem a little premature as the petition is open until 22 October. Instead of sneering, sign the bloody thing!
I’ve also sent this to my entire address book and have posted the link on a few Newspaper websites.
This needs to hit the national press, then we will get our 1,000,000 signatures.
Has anyone seen McBride?
It’s all that disgusting Lumley womans fault. Can’t damian dig some dirt on her
Neither her literary nor her theatrical agents were interested in telling her about the libelous and obscene homophobic abuse she posted on the Dully Tele, or so it seemed, until she made clear in her posting that they had . .
May 2010.
“Free Laptops and HD TV’s if you vote for Labour.”
You know it doesn’t make sense.
Cherie’s furious that she’s gonna have to pay more tax.
Your lack of basic maths skills undermines your point somewhat.
They’ll prosecute you for the ton of kidporn they ‘find’ on your PC – then do a Baader-Meinhoff on you in jail. Simple!
Didn’t ‘Clarkson for PM’ get 50,000?
It might just be novelty value but I’ve voted for this too. This imbecile must be held to account. The only thing that bothers me is that someone else from Labour who’s half-competent might take his place and negotiate peace with the DimLebs.
If you think we’re screwed now, imagine a coalition of that lot.
precisely
I have sent it winging its way through a useful network of contacts.
Over 5,000 had signed when I last checked.
Come on, let’s get up to a Million and beyond!
La Lumley was born in India.
Where’s Mr McBride, have you seen or heard of him lately?
This will only take of – if the MSM picks it up as they did with Hannan and also Boyle otherwise it’ll just splutter along in the few thousands !!!!
Which seems to be the case. 5748 only, so far.
What will stop it taking off is people looking at it and thinking ‘ Huh, only 5,000 signatures, not worth me signing it’. If you think there aren’t enough signatures, that makes it all the more important to sign!
over 6000 now, it’s going up about 300 an hour and accelerating
That’s bollocks. Look at the rights ex members of the French Foreign Legion have. HMG often uses EU as a smokescreen excuse for what it doesn’t want to do. They know it rails the public if they say its because of EU legislation.
I nearly signed up – but then remembered that IT IS THIS LABOUR GOVERNMENT I want to go, not just Broon. Surely, that makes much more sense? Do we really need another unlected PM?
if one goes so the does the other
either way SIGN!
That’s bollocks. Look at the rights ex members of the French Foreign Legion have. HMG often uses EU as a smokescreen excuse for what it doesn’t want to do. They know it rails the public if they say its because of EU legislation.
Only if said FFL veterand are French Citizens (offered after five years service)
Not Flash Just a Dirty Twat That Picks His Nose on Telly
Dear Anonymong
Half of two million is not less than 10,000. It is in fact 100 times as much as 10,000, which can be reasonably described as huge by comparison.
Even if you had a million votes he wouldn’t go. Brown might slightly listen if more than 50% of the electorate voted but even then someone like McPoison would just claim that bloggers had conspired to fake the results.
The reported figure of signatures on the Downing St. website has reduced twice in the last ten minutes.
I suppose they could be weeding out the crazier names.
On the other hand, they could just be deleting signatures.
The lists will tell all.
Possible responses from GB
Delete petition– does not look good.
Ignore petition, too dangerous, the numbers will inevitably mount up exponentially.
Sabotage petition. My money is on this one.
Our question to the Government is, “Can we trust any part of Government on any matter whatsoever.?
We will establish an answer to that question in the near future.
I signed the petition and passed it to ten contacts, most of whom, if not all, will sign it and pass it on in the same way.
I believe that most signatories are adopting a similar approach.
If there are clear signs of sabotage, I will happily donate money to put up a poll which is outside Government influence; e.g. electoral reform society.
I am not rich and many other people would need to do the same in order to get it off the ground.
If the Government will start a war on a dodgy dossier I hardly think they will allow a 1,000,000 signature petition to appear on the Number 10 site
People are shit scared of the Government, it’s like petitioning against the Nazis in 1936, you will get some comeback, that is for sure
Guido – you have to start your own petition on this blog
The rate of signatures has begun to increase again since early this morning – it is well over 200 signatures per hour and it is currently the 23rd most signed open petition at Downing St… bear in mind that most of the competition has been around for months.
It should easily be in the top 20 by the end of the day, and dependiing on the continuing rate of signatories it may well be near the top of the list when people return to work on Monday (whicih is normally when the viral effect really kicks in).
Some of the bigger political facebook groups are now mailing users about it.
What is interesting is the rate at which Downing St are deleting names which appear to be “unusual” or fake = 8 or 9 in the last few minutes.
Incidentally, those who are hitting refresh on that petition will notice that periodically, the hit count goes down.
So, I guess those who signed up posing as Tony Blair or David Cameron wasted their time.
Or is something more sinister afoot in our democracy? Hmmm? ;)
Dear Mr Brown,
Please stay on as Prime Minister but call an election as soon as possible. Without a doubt you are the finest asset Dave Cameron has.
Sincerely,
Don
The deceit and criminality of the New Labour regime are such that all must ask why we have to wait so long before consigning them to prosecution and political oblivion.
Democracy means nothing without informed consent, and where a government has set about rule by organized lying, that goverment can not be said to be legitimate, nor can any of its laws and judgments be valid beyond its lifetime.
Why this whole mess was NOT entirely Derek Draper’s fault
But I do name the guilty one!
Gratifying to note the support of some of the finest minds of the current generation …
A Poor Citizen
Adolf Hitler
Al Capone
Alasdair Campbell
Alastair Campbell
Anthony “Tony” Charles Lynton Blair
Ben Dover -aka Jordan Rimmer
Bill Quango MP
Boring Rhetoric
call an election. NOW!
Charles Clark MP
delroy bungheadley
Doggy McBone
Everyone in England
Fudge
Get Rid of This Police State and the Big Brother Government
GO NOW !
Gordon Brown – doh, undo, undo
Gordon destoyed Britian
gormless broon
Great Britain
H.M the QUEEN
have no failth in democracy
He Is A Moron
HUGH JARSE.
I Am A Massive Gimp
Ivor Hugh G. Stew-Dentlone, A. Krippling-Mortgage, Anne Nophuture, Ali Thankstoo Gordon-Brown
Jess The Dog
Jimbobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobo
John Prescott
Josh
Just Goh Now
Just leave now you and your Darling could not run a piggy bank
MICKEY MOUSE III
RETARD GORDON BROWN
shirley Maclean
Silent Hunter
Sledge Wig
Sly
ST. GEORGE
T Blair
Tarquin Ponsonby-Smythe
the entire British population
The Lakelander
TONY BLAIR
Tony Blair
Wayne
why the f are you trying to prop up unstability high house prices you idiot?)
Could be Smearers’R'Us (Dolly & Damian) up to their old cleverness.
Still, they won’t mind taking the blame, even if it isn’t ?
The Nu Labour dirty tricks department has pulled out all the stops.
Let us hope that professional civil servants will be able to sort them out.
I have no doubt that the security services will have all the details of the contributors and they might well be more sympathetic to the needs of democracy than to the Labour Party.
Multiple silly names from the same IP address will result in a knock on the door.
Just signed it – probably the most useful thing I’ll do this week…
You work in the public sector then?
Have just signed it, and the number of signatures is now up to just below 6,000. I wonder how many signatures most Downing Street petitions get, if this one gets more, then that surely should be a story that the MSM should pick up, after which the number of signatures is likely to grow very fast. So if you visit this site, and haven’t signed yet, please do so, you will be making a difference.
I’ve also signed the petition about allowing the Gurkhas and their families to live in Britain – rather them a hundred times than any member of ZanuLabour PF!
It’s topped 6000! Woo hoo!
6,035 as at 11.44am.
Come on! Let’s do it! Let’s send Gordon a message!
The Ghurka issue is just so shabby. These guys are prepared to fight and die for our country. Just ask yourself how many residents in the UK would do that. I walk round my town and see men and women who would never do it. Yet we let people in who are known to be opposed to our way of life and are prepared to attack us.
Shameful Labour and one more reason why they won’t get my vote.
Read this for a laugh….
http://www.brandrepublic.com/Digital/News/900368/Labour-wins-Twitter-poll/?DCMP=EMC-Digital-Bulletin
Who ever Jacquie Bowser is, she must living on a different planet. What a bunch of Twats!
Signed up and really racking up the signatures now! Well doen for flagging this up.
I am not resigning. I’m getting on with the job. It’s the right thing to do.
I love the Gurkhas and the reason NuLiebor don’t want them here is because they aren’t interested in having skilled, law-abiding people in the country – there is too much danger that they won’t vote NuLibor!
Well said, Guido. We must all forward this petition to our mailing lists.
Brown must go!
Down with Brown!
LOL! Just now, there were apparently 6183 signatures, then after a refresh, there were 6181! Are the government’s IT people as lousy at figures as the Treasury?
Hmmm. Each time I refresh, the number of signatures is less than before. What might be going on here?
Would they be using the excuse that in order to prevent multiple votes, only 1 signatory per e-mail address? Is there a rulebook?
Could be.
But how can we be certain that someone isn’t tampering with the figures?
Perhaps we should set up our own petition site.
What we need is a full and thorough inquiry. Get Lord Hutton on the blower!
I just clicked refresh on the petition page to see the total number to date of those who’ve signed the petition and – in front of my eyes – the total dropped from 6182 to 6181.
Just refreshed it again and the number dropped to 6175.
What’s going on? Is Number 10 fiddling the numbers?
My thoughts exactly.
Noticed it too, but looking through the list the comical mickey mouse signatories don’t stand out so much, possibly been purged. (some poor civil servant definitely had his weekend ruined anyway). It’s not hard to check if your name is still there, CTRL F then enter your name whilst on the page with the full list. Course if names go missing there is a story there…
Are they checking us against the national database and taking off all of those who have ever had their DNA forcibly taken for reporting their bike stolen?
The number of signatures is actually dropping slightly at the moment. Someone in Downing Street is clearing out some of the signatures. Presumably this is those who’ve signed with silly names.
I don’t have a problem with this in principle but if they’re going to take the process that seriously, then I hope the response from GB when this thing reaches 200k will be equally serious.
I have just told this TWAT to go. When I get to work on Monday I will be sending the link to everone I know. If lots of you fine people do the same the numbers could be embarrasing.
Checked in space of 10 minutes and number of signaturies had gone down slightly – is the State now intervening ??
The petition just bounced from 6171 votes to 6184 then back to 6171 again then back to 6184.
And 34 names have been added since the petition registered at 6171.
Number 10 must be manipulating these numbers.
Any of you anti- Gurkha half-wits in touch with the political situation in Nepal? The country is effectively run by the Shining Path Maoists. What chance does a retired gurkha have of avoiding the midnight Molotov Cocktail through the window? I’ve no doubt many of you beat your breasts over Churchill returning the Poles to Stalin and certain death. Thats what Brown is attempting to do with the Gurkhas. The Nepalese work hard, invariably have better english skills than many brits ,cause no trouble in the community, and have little contact with the Race Relations Industry. Give me a nepalese over a socialist, Labour or BNP, anytime.
Fond-le-bum here at MinCI. (That’s the Ministry for Cottage Industry, you ignorant plebs.)
Just popped in to see how good old Gordon is getting on in the popularity stakes.
(smirk)
Looks like everything is going to plan.
What is going on? Geoff Hoon signed it and his name came up as C-U-N-T
Thank you for your e-petition.
I regret that so many people have signed this petition as it indicates that my replacement Press Officer has not been doing his job properly over the last few months and I should just like to say that I take full responsibility for this dreadful state of affairs.
Rest assured that those responsible will be held fully accountable. I have written to the Cabinet Secretary asking that he tighten the rules to prevent a repeat of this unfortunate episode and I shall not let this disgraceful lapse in standards divert me from getting on with the very important job at hand, the job that all fair-minded voters and hard-working families want me to dedicate myself to, saving the world.
Signed it.
I expect the Stasi will kick my door in around 04.30 tomorrow morning.
This petition is now on the front page of Conservative Home, don’t forget to post it on every blog you visit.
Just e-mail, all your friends, relatives, and folk that you know about this initiative.
This man is a vile specimen of evil intent. Probably abused as a boy, and looking to inflict all his hurt and nastiness on the rest of the population on our lovely Island.
The fat, one-eyed, GAY TWAT, deserves to be remembered as the very worst politician our free world has ever known. His marriage is a sham.
He is a total homosexual, and repressed fruitcake. The nastiest, most scheming, headbanger that we have ever had to suffer.
Don’t sit on fence.
Tell us what you think of the mental one.
What Robin really meant to say was that we were lucky to have uncle Gordon’s steady hand on the tiller of the good ship SS Great Britain, to guide us through the present choppy waters which as we all know emanate from the shores of America
Lisbon-Too mans “if’s” in Billy Hague’s speech.
Translation please?
Guido – have signed up. Ok and this might seem belt and braces but two other possible petitions – (1) Never again to allow the Scots to run this country (b) Gordon Brown, under no circumstances,NEVER EVER, to be considered for a peerage
Will anybody who has any knowledge of instruction or direction given to “spoilers” of the petition please pass the information to Guido?
Completely OT but the Times says that Darling is in Washington talking to the IMF. Oo er.
The petition could have been better worded.
Below is how the petition appears on the ‘view petitions by size’ page. I’ve shown the petition above for comparison:
“launch a public inquiry into this harrowing death of Baby P right under the nose of the people that were there to protect him, and to ensure these failures never happen again. John Roberts 13 November 2009 7031
resign. Kalvis Jansons 22 October 2009 6380″
The best party political broadcast would be the Youtube video of the snotmeister bodypopping whilst announcing his measures to reform MPs perks.
If the main parties could agree on that then a simple “vote …….” at the end, it would be marvellous.
Why don’t the Gurkhas want to live in Nepal ? I hate living in the overcrowded bankrupt shit hole that is Brown’s Britain. I’d rather live in Nepal.
The petition score is up to 6,394….keep it coming folks
About an hour ago there were over 6800 signatures. Now it’s 6300. Have 500 people suddenly changed their minds and withdrawn their vote??
I’m sure nobody would be fiddling the numbers, would they?
If you people think you can petition psychopaths, sipping coffee in your living rooms and change anything, you are going to be very disappointed.
If that petition starts to go viral, they’ll just take it down and nothing more will be said. The MSM wil fail to even mention it. Or they’ll block people from signing it. DUMMIES!
If you really want to get rid of this government, you’re going to have to make real sacrifices. The first should be to take a day of work and protest in Parliament Square. I’m just hoping someone out there has the means to organize mass protest.
100,000 people chanting FUCK OFF YOU Hoons in Parliamant Square will be far more effectiive than some half arsed electronic petition.
I understand the plight of hard working Gurkha families, but this is a problem that started in Nepal, We in the Labour party welcome immigrants with special skills , however, with our current knife culture do we really need thousands of funny little men brandishing huge blades on our streets?
I can assure the people of britain that this government will work tirelessly to ensure that only the right type of immigrant will be allowed to cross our borders
Gypsies
Somalian rapists
Albanian pimps
Barak Obama (I love him so much)
Jamaican Yardies
Brazillian rentboys for my freinds
Any many other wonderfuly diverse (and perverse)people
I dont have to ask if I can rely on your vote as I have decided to help hard working families spend more time together by abolishing general elections.
Thank you
Gordon
I would prefer to tell him to fuck off…
Hello my name is Gordon Brown and Im a raving homosexual says:
April 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I understand the plight of hard working Gurkha families, but this is a problem that started in Nepal, We in the Labour party welcome immigrants with special skills , however, with our current knife culture do we really need thousands of funny little men brandishing huge blades on our streets?
I can assure the people of britain that this government will work tirelessly to ensure that only the right type of immigrant will be allowed to cross our borders
Gypsies
Somalian rapists
Albanian pimps
Barak Obama (I love him so much)
Jamaican Yardies
Brazillian rentboys for my freinds
Any many other wonderfuly diverse (and perverse)people
I dont have to ask if I can rely on your vote as I have decided to help hard working families spend more time together by abolishing general elections.
Thank you
Gordon
I put my my real name down on this petition about 8pm yesterday. Absolutely no way it could get confused with anything made up or deliberately antagonistic like M. Mouse or Mike Hunt. Still waiting to appear. Says it all really.
About 80 names disappeared earlier this morning – assume it was the mods removing Queen Liz, Ed Balls etc as unlikely signatories!
Almost 7k now.
OK Guido – cutting to the chase two things – the Wollemi from Sainsburys at £6.99 or three for £10 is OK – BUT we also need to start a petition along the lines “What planet are they on” BBC Newsnight – Yvette Cooper – ” we are going to make £9B of efficiancy savings next yr.” What planet is this woman on? If I went to my bank manager and said that I would at best (a)be shown the door or (b)asked to move my account to Northern Rock.
This is a problem that started in Nepal
Of course we owe the Gurkhas a debt, but with 3:5% growth next year we’ll pay them off by 2023
Signed and posted on two of the most active forums I use.
Are the bastards at No.10 manipulating the petition. I saw the total number falling so started to record the total every minute. I list below the totals and times when there was a change. What do people make of this?
13:07 6,373
13:09 6,372
13:11 6,373
13:12 6,370
13:14 6,369
13:17 6,368
13:19 6,367
13:20 6,366
13:22 6,365
13:23 6,364
13:31 6,454
14:01 6,558
14:08 6,558 still. een monitoring for an hour now and going to stop for lunch.
Overall the number is rising, but would it be higher if the number didn’t also go down. How many have been deleted and why?
No doubt they will look for any excuse to remove names
Keep the Gurkhas and send back all the f*ckwits given asylum and UK passports since 1997. Many fled from alleged persecution in countries that have now stabilized, for example the Albanians from Kosovo…. just a thought. Might also reduce the crime rate….
It looks like they’re fiddling it, the number of signatories keeps going down instead of up.
Having signed the petition, I am worried that GB will phone in person while I am having my evening bath. I also expect an increase in junk mail and email spam.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=a7XWhB9as2Xg&refer=home
at least one group is thriving in this recession!
The traditional media are apparently about to fail another test, just to compound their ignominy over the MCBride affair.
If they all keep silent over the Downing St petition, that ensures that they will be seen as a collective state sponsored news media like Pravda.
Does the Press serve the people or the Government of the day ?
Who buys the newspapers?
we’are at 6654 counting….
6916
A reminder of why we used to read The Telegraph
Havildar Bhanubhakta Gurung, who has died aged 86, was awarded a VC when serving as a rifleman in the 3rd Battalion of the 2nd Gurkha Rifles in Burma on March 5 1945.
……. The following day “B” Company, with which Bhanubhakta was serving, was ordered to retake Snowdon East “regardless of cost”. Bhanubhakta’s citation (in which his name was spelled Bhanbhagta) recorded that: “On approaching the objective, one of the sections of the company was forced to the ground by a very heavy light-machine-gun, grenade and mortar fire, and owing to the severity of this fire was unable to move in any direction. “While thus pinned down, the section also came under accurate fire from a sniper in a tree some 75 yards to the south. As this sniper was inflicting casualties on the section, Rifleman Bhanbhagta Gurung stood up and, while fully exposed to heavy fire, calmly killed the enemy sniper with his rifle, thus saving his section from suffering further casualties.” Bhanubhakta then began to run for the top of the hill, yelling for his comrades to follow him. Though the casualties were heavy, the section ploughed forward until within 20 yards of their objective, when the Gurkhas were again halted by exceptionally heavy fire. Without waiting for any orders, Bhanubhakta dashed forward alone and attacked the first enemy foxhole. Throwing two grenades, which killed the two occupants of the trench, he immediately rushed on to the next enemy foxhole and killed the two Japanese in it with his bayonet. All this time he was under continuous light-machine-gun fire from a bunker on the north tip of the objective, and two further fox-holes were still bringing fire to bear upon the section. Bhanubhakta dashed forward and cleared these trenches with bayonet and grenades. He then turned his attention to the machine-gun bunker, and realising, as the citation put it, that it “would hold up not only his own platoon which was not behind him, but also another platoon which was advancing from the west”, he pushed forward a fifth time to knock out the position. “He ran forward and leapt on to the roof of the bunker from where, his hand grenades being finished, he flung two No 72 smoke grenades into the bunker’s slit.” Two Japanese rushed out of the bunker, partially blinded by the smoke and with their clothes aflame with phosphorous; Bhanubhakta promptly killed them both with his kukri. One Japanese soldier remained inside, holding up 4 Platoon’s advance with the machine gun. Bhanubhakta crawled in and, prevented by the cramped space from using his bayonet or kukri, beat the gunner’s brains out with a rock…….
Could we ask a Gurkha to do the same in the bunker at no. 10 Downing Street?
I used to love the Obits – read them first as always amazing stories of bravery, acheivement and standing up for what you believe in.
Such a shame – even the Times now relegates it to the arse end of the paper.
Glad you liked it. My father was in Burma so, like Joanna Lumley I have reasoms to be grateful.
We should not be asking for Brown to resign. We should be asking for a General Election.
I’ve just signed again.
With about 45million of us screaming at him to go and being ignored why would he take any notice of just 1million?
watch what you are doing with this petition ting
If you only get 300,000 votes McFuckwitt and the McFuckwitt Gang will spin it to state that Brown has support of more the 60,000,000 NOT to hold a general election
……..hmmmmmm…..perhaps I should not have written that
superbly put Rob… made my blood boil when i saw those brave men standing there with Joanna while they read the ‘verdict’ out.. what i woulda done to twat the smug fucker Woolas while he preened trying to explain the ‘governments’ point of view…
oh, and wasnt that northern ireland solicitor acting for the Gurkhas one scary fooker?? great speach dont get me wrong, passionate and obviously commited to the cause but, wow wouldnt want him against me lol
We in the Conservative Party want to see “Snotgobbler” remain as Prime Minister.
He will lose NuLabour th enext election and is being crucified at the weekly Prime Minister’s Question Time .
Now 6475. You can aAdd comments to the Youtube Dan the Man video, with the link back to Order-Order or your own blog.
Who needs a million?
Another 14,000 votes will see ‘resign’ appear on the number 10 homepage under “Five most popular open petitions”
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/
If this does hit the fan as people hit the offices come Monday and on the basis that the seemingly manual updating of the online petitions is at a crawl, could a relatively large influx bring the petitions site down?
If so, how big a story will that be?
Just a thought.
We need a coalition with the brave; these people put their arses on the line for what ZNL think is a good idea at the time. See what they say at:
Navy
Army
Gurkhas
I too would rather have 3000 Gurkhas here and on “our side” than 300,000 admitted Al-Qaeda supporters or probably more like 3 million when the ZNL mawkish multi-culturalist happy clappy apologists are added in.
I have no problem with our Taliban types having a Taliban type country to live in and call their own. They need to decide where it is, get off there and close their borders (with our help).
There would then be lots of space here for those who want to rub along.
Someone posted a link to my blog about Gordon on arrse and I got shed loads of incoming – if you are a member of one of these boards – please post a copy of the ‘resign’ petition too.
Gurkhas campaign posted on my blog too at http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/savaged-by-joanna-lumley-another-good.html
http://delivernothinglabourparty.blogspot.com/2009/04/brown-in-trouble-with-defector.html
Quentin Davies at around 4:18 into the clip QD says that the tax burden on the rich should not be increased! In fact the way he says it makes him look pretty distasteful about it! QD just before his defection was also writing to the then C of E to see how much a reduction of IHT from 40% to 10% would cost!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7010000/newsid_7014300/7014393.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&asb=1&news=1&ms3=22&ms_javascript=true&bbcws=2
Quentin Davies MP just before his defection was also writting to the then C of E to see how much a reduction of IHT from 40% to 10% would cost!
Mr. Quentin Davies: To ask the Chancellor of the Exchequer what his estimate is of the consequences for public revenues of reducing the rate of inheritance tax from 40 per cent. to 10 per cent., taking account of the probable behavioural impact of such a change; and if he will make a statement. [128018]
http://www.parliament.the-stationery-office.com/pa/cm200607/cmhansrd/cm070319/text/70319w0030.htm
As Gordon Brown keeps saying, there are jobs out there.
Just noticed The Insolvency Service (part of the Department of Business, Enterprise & Regulatory Reform, whatever that is) is hiring for examiners. Must be a growth area what with our bankrupt economy.
http://www.insolvency.gov.uk/recruitment.htm
30 days holiday a year too!
I hope folk are more importantly signing the petition for the Gurkhas.
Signed
Word is spreading
I am young.
What are Gurkhas?
Save the Children.
Apparently there is now a petition calling on Gordon Brown to resign on the Downing Street web site.
If you want to sign up, here is a link,
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/#detail
not sure i wanted to leave all my info that is required, god knows what they might d o with it.
Added link to google AdWords so it is appearing as a first page link for queries:
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I have worked with these guys.
They deserve much better treatment.
victor
When can I join a protest march for the Gurkhas?
When are a Ghurka Battalion due back from overseas? What about if we ALL turn up to welcome them back?
It is a nonsense to use the phrase “unelected prime minister.” Brown is an elected MP. British prime Ministers are not elected thank God; we have a head of state (HM The Queen). We do not need a president – regardless of whichever awful party he or she belongs to.
I hope this could be really big. GOODLUCK with the Petitions!
21 thousand as of 11am today…
We can certainly do better than 1000,000, however, that might be enough!
Have you seen some articles say “Please go” started last October, rather than last week? They seem to think all Number 10 petitions are 12 months, but I set this up as 6 months.
Mr Brown is looking rough, so I think he wants to go really. :)
Yes, they have presided over 12 years of uncontrolled immigration from countries with no real links to Britain but turn away the Ghurkas.
Somalia. Within 3 months of Blair coming to power I used to see dozens of suitcase toting Africans at the bus depot my office overlooked. Every single day.
So some want another good sized town built in England.
This is what some 30,000 Ghurkas and all their dependents would mean.
We saw what 13,000 Poles meant.
These ghurkas have pensions and their own country to live in.
England/Britain is FULL.
Our roads are clogged, our schools and hospitals overstretched.
Where is the housing for these some 100,000 people coming from.
Presumably it is expected the state will provide homes. Where? With what? At whose expense?.
We haven’t even got homes for English people. They come at the bottom of any housing list.
The government have this right.
They are wrong in not imposing the same draconian measures against all other would be immigrants.
The answer to the problem of the Eastern Europeans is to get OUT of Europe.
Your chance to vote for anti-EU candidates in a month or so. Take it!!!
And yet for the last couple of hundred years, it has the Somalians who were the most trusted and revered merchant sailors in the British Navy, Somalia being a British protectorate until 1960 – like Nepal.
And Nepal’s hardly a stable situation at the moment, with the toppling of the monarchy, so opening those floodgates will lead to gun-toting Nepalese turning up at the borders to crash with senile granddad whilst they set up their drug and prostitution empire.
Probably.
13,000 Poles came here to work and gave more than they took. The Ghurkas would not be spongers and would be 30,000 assets.
I think the Ghurkas are a little different. They have fought for this country and risked their lives, and in my book that’s more than what the lazy arsed scroungers in this country have done.
So they fought for you in two world wars? and sare still a vital part of our fighting forces- Go away and read about how they fought/and fight for us before you make these statements. – But you don’t want to give them anything in return for their immense sacrifice and courage?. Good on ya’. Even our home grown soldiers from two world wars and those of the present day acknowledge these men as being ‘amongst the bravest in the world. ‘ These are men who have fought and died/and are still dying for our causes, whatever we might think of those causes. They are world renowned for their tremendous courage and they have used that courage unstintingly for the British people. Frankly I’d be proud to count even one of them amongst my friends or neighbours. I couldn’t say the same for Gordon Brown and his people, I would hate it if I lived near any of them.
Good thing everyone’s leaving then! In two years time, you’ll have plenty of room!
The “main problem” of Eastern Europeans is that their experience of communism close up has led them to actually value hard work.
They just makes the UKs benefit addicted underclass look even worse.
Why not allow the Ghurkas here but we allow anyone else in, because the Gurkhas are pro British. We should let them in and kick most of the others out.
These Guys have at least earnt their place in this fast declining country.
Aye, send Broon back tae Scotland and import a Ghurka!
Well said Nell. Salute due.
i wish i could live next door to you love alistair d
i wish i could live next door to you lots of love alistair d
Dead right, Nell.
I’m profoundly suspicious of that creep Woolas’s estimate of 100,000. It sounds to me like the reverse of the ‘13,000 from eastern Europe’ claim.
That was a lie meant to lull us into acceptance.
This figure of 100,000 is probably a lie meant to justify a mean, nasty, racist decision.
Like everything about NuLab, it stinks.
Good for you, nell
30,000 plus dependents. Rather different. Could be 10 each. 300,000.
How are we to house them.
Plenty of New Zealanders and Australians fought for this country too.
Can they just march in and demand to stay here?. NOT
Lets get real here.
This country is full.
It is one of the most populated countries on the planet. Over populated.
Enough is enough.
Another up to 300,000 – or even more people – is too many.
Yeah like claiming child benefit and tax credits for the six kids left back at home.
Yes Aussies and Kiwi’s fought for us but Gurkha’s have fought for this country since the 1800’s and have a long standing relationship with this country. This country owes them a lot and at the very least should welcome them with open arms. I suggest you learn a little more about their history before you start saying things like that.
No room at the inn – What planet are you from?
The Ghurkas deserve a fair deal. Since we abandoned Hong Kong, the former base for the Ghurka Brigade, they have lived in this country. Anyone who spends 15 years or so in the Queens uniform deserves all the benefits of citizenship.
The Ghurkas have earned the right to be British in blood and sweat. Unlike the generations of dole grabbers who can only call themselves British due to the accident of birth of being born on a english council estate and not in a mud hut in Nepal.
NuLabour luvvies have just pandered to the scum element in their “safe seats”; those who might go and vote for racists because because they fear for their handouts. So the luvvies have picked on the bravest of the brave, the poor old Ghurkas who in this fight cannot defend themselves.
The treatment of the Ghurkas is a disgrace and yet another reason why:
BROWN MUST GO NOW!
Could be 10 each.
Could be 100 each. I see you learned your estimating techniques at the London Skool of Eek’n'Omics.
We could make an awful lot of room by kicking out the moronic horde that wears Burberry and has a pitbull on the end of a rope,
Maybe we can kick out one dole scrounger for every Gurkha we let in.
Thank you
And are you going to foot the taxation for all the extra homes, schools, hospitals, roads, etc etc etc to house another 300,000 (30,000 with 10 dependents each)?
Please, when you generously decide to put all these folk into Britain will you now tell us where?
Which town – which bit of green belt goes under?
Have you any concept as to how many more people this is.
We are sixty million (give or take)
300,000 is one twentieth.
For every 20 poeple in this country it is proposed to being in one gurkha or dependent.
Once more the indigenous Brit sees their country further occupied and their voting as as people, yet further diluted.
Have to worked out the cost to the public purse when we face a deficit of £703 billion.
These people have other places to live – they get good pensions – the spending power of which is very important to third world countries.
There is no case for them coming here.
We are are overpopulated now.
Check out the site of the Optimum population trust.
To hear that fucking jobs-worth turd stand up and spout about it all being in the rules and we cannot make any exceptions made be ashamed to call myself an Englishman. This sums up everything that is wrong with this poor benighted country: it is run by naive jumped-up jobsworths promoted above their ability who have never done a real job in their lives.
These bastards are not fit to lick the boots of the Gurkas – including a VC. You have to EARN that the hard way.
Dear Anonymous, the Gurkhas are Great for Britain. Once when I was in the Thetford Forest as a European 5b Officer (offering advice to farmers) long-long ago thankfully (and I have since taken help from a Derek Draper type figure to come to terms wth my sad past!), the Gurkhas in training , came up out of the ferns as I sat having my lunch. they scared the hell out of me. They have fought for us for more than a hundred years, losing 42000 men, and Yes! that figure is right! We should give them everything they need and send MP’s and the labour crew to Mars to make room, if that’s necessary.
I think we all agree that the country owes the Gurkhas a huge moral debt. However, expressing this gratitude by allowing 100,000 – 150,000 of them and their dependents to the UK is at best questionable logic.
Firstly, many Gurkha dependents are unlikely to speak English well enough to effectively contribute here in the UK. At a time of rising unemployment, inviting them all to come to the UK seems reckless in the extreme. I would much prefer to see educational and cultural exchanges for Gurkhas and their families and investment in post-service training and skills for ex-servicemen. If we bring them here, as much as this might seem to be a fair reward, this will further deplete a valuable labour resource in Nepal and cause social difficulties there.
For those that question the morality of allowing Gurkhas to risk their lives on our behalf only to refuse citizenship, I don’t disagree but I would point out that for many Gurkhas, being accepted to the British Army is already like wining the lottery. Joanna Lumley’s heart may be in the right place, but she is really seeing this issue in one dimension. The interests of the Gurkhas are best served in the long term by leaving them where they are and instead investing in Nepalese infrastructure, healthcare and education.
However, for the future intake, there is no reason why with additional education and training, and a minimum standard of English, Gurkhas and their families couldn’t be fast tracked ahead of any other immigrant applicant.
The reason that Labour isn’t treating the gurkhas in the same way it does, er, more “vocal” elements of the “community” is that there aren’t enough votes in it for them.
Labour will suck up to anyone, no matter how much they hate this country in order to get votes.
But look after some brave soldiers who have worked for the country? Nah. The military is not very NuLabour, is it? No votes in it.
Hoons.
I’d rather foot the bill for anything the immensely courageous Gurkhas need than I would foot the bill for anything the bloodsucking MP’s are seeking in expenses. I suspect the Gurkhas will cost us less and do us more credit. Build a township for them? Yes! I would.! If that’s what they want. Though I’d prefer they lived amongst us. I’d be happy to have them as friends. I know which would be best for Britain- Courageous Gurkhas who have fought for us for more than a centiry or leaching MP’s who have ’served’, almost two terms in parliament.
Sod the consequences. Just because every government since 1948 has let the immigration horse bolt that is no reason to slam the door now in the face of loyal citizens.
That applies to all ex service personnel from round the world.
don’t be a twat all your life….we owe the gurkhas, and frankly they would be an asset to this country. They are exactly the kind of people we need to help drag us out of the depression.
60mm, 300,000 (ridiculously over exagerrated). One twentieth? Get ye back to ye Labour sponsored inner city Technical College for Hoons. Maybe it was multiplication what done New Laba in, innit.
Do you work for the “Wrong Numbers” section of the Treasury?
One twentieth of 60 million is 3 million!
You can’t do maths pal
300000 (and thats your made up figure anyway ) times 20 is only 6 million–you are out by 10 x
300000 would be one 200th of the present population.
The poor fellas must be deluded if they want to come to this shithole anyway.
300,000 is one two hundredth of 60 million. Just thought you might want to know.
Let’s send the lovely gurkhas round to give gordon a good send off. That might encourage the others too!
Bravo sir Bravo !
If we did build a town for them, let it be in a ’safe’ Labour seat – after the current duplicity I’m guessing how they’d vote…
Cleethorpes dear, surely you mean the fish gutting line at findus grimsby.
Well, come to think of it, the scent is familiar, or was that jacqui?
We’d rather take all the Ghurkas & their families than have McHoon back.
how about a straight swap. 1 Gurkha here and you go to nepal
I think you need to try and put your little tome on http://www.arrse.co.uk and see what the good people on that site say,try telling ex squaddies that and you may get a hearing on the other hand maybe not,also remember that Nepal has a little problem itself,could be the same problem we have called communist infiltration,these guys have done a job for us now it’s time for us to pay.
How patronising are you?! “Gurkahss are unlikely to speak English”. Give me a break! They probably speak better English that half of the so-called native English spongers that live here.
This is Great Britain for goodness sake. We OWE them and therefore they deserve our hospitality.
Darcy @ 12.11 am: All of these arguments could be applied to the other immigrants New Labour has encouraged to flood in.
There is no requirement to speak English. New Labour waste millions having government publications printed in multiple languages. A 14-year old schoolgirl was accused of racism and arrested for requesting to join another group in a science project because the pupils in her allocated group were speaking urdu which she did not understand.
The interests of many immigrants are best served by leaving them where they are and New Labour are already wasting millions “investing” (New Labour euphemism for “wasting”) in overseas infrastructure, healthcare and education (New Labour euphemisms for supporting corrupt African governments).
I’d rather have the Ghurkas. All the New Labour voters and supporters in the country can piss off to the communists in Nepal or some other communist country – that would make plenty of room.
You complete fuckwit. Have you counted up all the immigrants that have come to the UK since 1997 and how many of their dependents speak English. Plus the Gurhkas served in our Army ie they worked for the country!
I went to Bradford University and I can tell you Darcy, that take a walk through Bradford, stop a ‘person of sub-continental origin’ and they (a) will ignore you as they don’t like whites (racist against whites that is), (b) don’t speak English.
What more do you need to know?
I’d rather have 100,000 Gurkhas and their familes here than one of you.
The Gurkhas are here already. You don’t see them. Lurking quietly in most municipal gardens and parks they move stealthily, only coming out for food and drink before mysteriously melding back into the undergrowth. I suspect there is a small contingent in my garden, and am frightened to mow the lawn.
Tahat’s the Poles, not the ghurkas
I bet they are shaking in their shoes down at Number 10 – All of 5,461 signatures.
If that is what Guido means by ’sending a message’..
Oh, how we laughed !
Call a general election then we will see how the votes stack up.
Labour still not working.
3.6.10 or sooner.
Go away Draper you disgusting little man.
April 25, 2009 at 9:50 am
What a nasty piece of crap you are, are you saying 5,461 people who disagree with you have no rights whatsoever in this so called democracy,so you won’t miss the 5,461 people voting for anyone other than Liebour in the next GE,we already noticed this when 1.8 million people told Bliar about his road pricing and the watched you lot get crapped on when you tried to pull a fast one in Manchester,welcome to Liebour the Very Nasty Party.
Jacqui Smith would sell her body and soul to have those votes at the next election.
Now Fuck Off Draper.
“Over two million people watched Dan Hannan on YouTube crush Gordon in a speech. If half of them can be bothered to tell Gordon to go, it will be a huge * symbolic protest against the unelected Prime Minister. ”
Hilarious !!! ‘Oh, Monsieur Fawkes, you are really spoiling us !!!’
* – If your definition of ‘huge’ is fewer than 10, 000 signatures…
Don’t forget only whites can be racist, and it’s not DON’T speak English, it is WON’t speak English. Hand outs? Yes Please. Treat our country with respect? Fuck off.
I would consider it an honour to have Gurkhas living next door to me.
It would also bring a whole new meaning to the phrase; “Safer Neighbourhood”.
There is some truth in this, but the incompetence shown in exercising what control we do have leads me to think that this under this government the absence of EU interference would not change things.
rest easy Reggie. they are there to protect you.
mow the lawn Reggie and prune. we are having trouble sneaking through the undergrowth..
one gurkha = one cabinet plus special advisers.
Are you a fuckwit?
Take the piss now pal and enjoy it while you can, but in a little over 12 months Labour’s sorry* arses will be hauled out of Downing Street. By millions.
*Oh, forgot, your lot don’t do “sorry” do they??
Aimed at Anonymous
Ever since they gave Wellington the fright of his life the ghurkalis have been enrolled in the British Army and have loyally laid down their lives fighting a host of desperate wars on our behalf and for pure raw courage are first amongst the many. I would rather have the whole nepali nation living on my doorstep than the myriad of terrorists,thieves,murderers,illegal immigrants, and global spongers who have been foisted on us by this odious government who have and still do have an open door policy to the riff raff of the world but slam the door shut on the loyalest foreign troops ever to take the queens shilling.
Brown should hang his head in shame – courage – which he is always banging on about, He does not know the meaning of the word.
You’ll get no shame from the Snotgobbler. He wants votes and cheap slave workers hence his addiction to mass immigration. The Gurkhas are decent, honourable people but they work for the military – hence they are labour hate figures.
Well said Rob; I agree with every word
well said
Very eloquently put.