Comments on: Friday Caption Contest (Bend It Like Edition)

By: Nick Bowlby

Nick Bowlby — Sun, 03 May 2009 07:40:36 +0000

With your right foot and my left eye we could play a blinder.

By: AndyG

AndyG — Fri, 01 May 2009 12:24:31 +0000

“I only seem to score own goals these days”

By: Sir William Waad

Sir William Waad — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:49:12 +0000

“It’s been a Premiership of two halves.”

By: BigDave

BigDave — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:09:55 +0000

I just don’t have the balls anymore

By: dave

dave — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:57:37 +0000

tell us another one. just like the other one…..you know what i mean

By: BGarvie

BGarvie — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:06:16 +0000

Does Brown expect the Beckhams to stay in the UK when faced with a 50% income tax ? No way, they will just form another company or reside outside the UK like many others.

By: Daveyone

Daveyone — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:40:45 +0000

I have just signed this but it has occuered to me is that not treason or do’s that only apply to the Queen?

By: Rupert Fotherington-Smythe

Rupert Fotherington-Smythe — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:50:01 +0000

Brown’s thinking: Who the fuck is this matey?
And Beckham’s thinking: Who the fuck is this matey?

By: RW

RW — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:10:26 +0000

Do you know a good foundation cream? I need some makeup for my video about MP’s expenses. You know, like Tony always had. Plaster it on.

By: dark

dark — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:08:59 +0000

Beckham: “No, you can’t borrow my fucking Nokia.”