Off for a Picnic
Guido is off for a picnic in the sunshine, when he gets back he will be shining a light into Labour HQ’s links to Red Rag. Will also try and jog the memory of Guido’s drinking buddy, Kevin Maguire.
Will however give co-conspirators something to pass the time. Some months ago on a Wednesday afternoon after PMQs, Guido found himself in the Westminster Arms ordering a pint of Guinness. As you do. He turned around to see Kevin Maguire and Damian McBride in the corner. Maguire spotted Guido – yes those red pants are a bit of a giveaway – Kevin motioned to Damian in Guido’s direction. Guido returned to his stout and checked his email at the bar.
A minute later someone jostled his left arm, spilling Guinness. Guido turned to see a bloated Damian McBride, tenner in hand, looking straight ahead and studiously ignoring him in a definitely-not-apologising manner. So do you punch the Prime Minister’s spin doctor in the face there and then, or given you are a Guinness drinker, take your time over getting revenge? “Good things come to those who wait.”
This is killing Nu Labour in the polls, Red Rag has this cartoon and more emails from ‘Derek’ and ‘Damian’ commenting on the Sunday papers.
your links are like the PM, failing
That cartoon is hideous.
Try http://the-red-rag.blogspot.com/
The same cartoon is in today’s Funday Times hwich, to its credit, has gone overboard on the sotry and is putting the boot into Bastard Balls……
Sorry, the links are as corrupt as this government. I must have had too much G&T last night waiting for Guido’s latest instalment.
Well I could have done a Dolly and lied “Someone must have hacked…”
Try these
Jacqui Smith caught with her pants down
Smeargate latest emails
Smeargate polls
http://what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
this link will not fail
the governmetn are trying to slience guido
http://what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
Gmail email scam, beware:
DAILY POLITICS BLOG, GMAIL EMAIL SCAM
Er, if they delete an email account, how can you login to read the email telling you the account has been deleted?
If you read it you would see that it asks you to reply with all your details, like your password. Some people might just be dumb enough to reply with their details, people like you perhaps.
have all these links been taken down?
I thought Red Rag was the site that this fuss was all about? Wasn’t it the Labour one that was going to be used to smear the Tories. Has it been hijacked?
It’s. A. Spoof. Read the sub-head very carefully.
Links all bad
I’d knock it on the head if I were you…
Mmmm, thinly veiled threats.
AND……………..
Balls is unmasked on the front page of the Sunday Times for negative spin.
RESULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well done all.
Question: what is better to wait here at order-order or wait for the breaking news on sky tv revealing latest?
A few nougets picked up from Andrew Marr Show this morning.
Paddy Ashdown advertising his new book -
On the eve of the 1997 election he was having talks with Tony Blair about merging the Lib/Dems with the Labour Party.
Tony was in favour and so was Cherie!!
but John Prescott and Gordon Brown put a stop to it.
Another Paddy Ashdown quote of the current Politicians ” There are too many Ministers in Short Pants”
Quote from Carol Thatcher, by Margaret Thatcher,
“You go into Politics to do something”. (possibly a Ni Bevan quote)
“Now people go into politics to be someone”.
Probably explains the Labour advisers with no life expericence who are now Cabinet ministers.
And prospective labour party candidates for Erith and Thamesmead, south-east London.
Georgia Gould, 22-year-old daughter of Tony Blair’s former polling guru Lord Gould, is among eight hopefuls vying to be the party’s candidate for Erith and wherever. 22 y.o.
A clearer case of a career politician in the trough is hard to find.
Man in the Street, the Benn scion, who has also been put up as a prospective candidate, is a girl of 17
Prescott’s son is also in the runnign isn’t he? They make Tory landowners look positively meritocratic. This is what happens in moribund political parties, and Labour now has only true fanatics and useful idiots in its membership
Don’t forget them trying to foist Dunwoody junior onto an unwilling Crewe electorate.
Thought Labour disapproved of the hereditary principle?
Georgia Gould, Oxford graduate, 22-year-old daughter of Lord Gould, are these people true Labour supporters. Or is this just a great career choice?
And let’s not forget this pillock.
Did anyone see that Jowell creature telling us that people like politicians got up early each day to make this country a better place. Stupid bitch!
tis a wonderous thing the Internet. Mr Fawkes toddles off to a picnic and gets 1000 comments.
What will happen when he fingers (oops sorry) Toilets and his master Mcsnotgobbler?
Well done that man.
Yer statporn’s going to be off the charts this month.
Bed time Guido… I think you have missed the early editions for Mondays papers now as well.
dying to find out.
Guido is going to keep the Prime Mentalist (and the rest of us) on tenderhooks until just before the Budget.
“Tenterhooks” even.
(blames sad, stupid education system rather than failure to use Firefox/Safari/Word spelling checker)
Certainly the promise of revelations today seems total bollocks. Too much Guiness at the picnic?
Stay away from the f**cking woods!
I am getting a bit concerned for Guido’s health,
Its either a very long picnic or the same dark forces that were around Dr David Kelly (RIP) have been at it again.
The look on Blairs face when asked if he had blood on his hands told you a lot.
I hope you are fit and well Gwido and just letting the bastards hang themselves a bit more.
Guido say something so we know you are all right.
Exactly the connection I made earlier in the day! Do be careful!
You should have punched him in the face. Then got your revenge later…
Please…….. let me have the first punch…… please
Nah, revenge, like a great pint of Liffey water, is best taken cold!
Slainte, Guido!
And don’t go picnicking where the bears defecate!
Leave us out of it!!
Did Mark Oaten get an invite, Tory Bear?
you showed admirable restraint, Mr Fawkes. Doubtless Mr McBride now wishes he possessed such a fine quality.
Would you risk punching a bag of pus?
There is never a suicide bomber when you need one.
P I C N I C ???????
Guido, be very, VERY careful !!
Those teddy bears might just be up to no good, remember, Mandy knows where you live…
Yeah Don’t go into the woods or at least take someone (you can trust) with you or you could find your wrists cut with a blunt knife after having apparently committed suicide
I thought the Mirror was the Red Rag
You bloody tease – think what hell your poor potential victims must be feeling…
…go on continue!
Hahahahaha …
Har, de har, de har
Poor little piggies won’t have the appetite today for the trough!
What a Hoon……. knocking Guido making him spill his Guiness.
Launching a smeer campaign is one thing but spilling a man’s beer – that’s a one-way ticket to Hell.
In the NE where I come from they would have had to cart him out on a stretcher for knocking a man (or womans) drink
If you go down to the woods today…
…beware of men in dark suits!
Can’t wait Guido – enjoy your picnic!
Looks like your DNS is being screwed with Guido.
May I be the first to say ‘it looks like Browns in this up to his balls’?
Thank you.
Frankly my dere – I would NOT like to see Brown, ‘his’ balls, – or anything up to them
Yes, I’ve had to use a proxy server to access the site. Guido, let us know what the trouble is.
You should publicise and shame your ISP
Naming and shaming never worked, look at Thatcher!
Try here if you are having problems getting on GF’s site…..
http://www.netvibes.com/pablothehat#Political_Blogs
Is this conspiracy corner or something?
do both. Anyway you could write a book about smeargate and maybe it could be turned in a movie
Rowan Atkinson as McBean and Tony Robinson as Draper no doubt?
Baldrick wouldn’t take the part – on principle – him being a super-stooge for our dishonest, war criminal’government’.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
The higher they rise the further they fall.
Many micks make lots of muckles.
Ohhh your such a tease.
Be sure to only take the plastic cutlery.
“picnic in the sunshine”? Hopefully that doesn’t involve any hillwalking
Enjoy your picnic, Guido! We’re all routing for you! They say you can hear the cheering as far away as Runnymede!
Not just Runnymede! Glasgow cheer going up!
As for those hints at dirty deeds to Guido and family , the best place to hide is in the glare of the sun!
Enjoy a sunny picnic, Guido!
I look forward to tomorrow with relish!
More likely to be something made by Netgear thats doing the actual routing.
It was Guinness, not Runny Mead.
Runny Mead would have spilt more easily.
Spilled your Guinness did he? All now comes into crisp focus.
Spilling a man’s porter used to be a capital offence before these wishy-washy liberals abolished the death penalty. In the Auld Sod I believe it may still be; or did I dream that this was just a carrot held out by the EU to make the Micks vote Yes to the Lisbon Treaty the 2nd time around?
Nothing that a tall lamp post and a short rope cannot resolve
More proof, if more was necessary, that McBride is a Hoon of the highest order.
Make sure your doors are well locked or there is someone home to keep an eye on things…you never know.
BTW, if someone knocks your Guiness and spills it whilst you holding it, and there is evidence of intent then spillage onto the perp is perfectly acceptable, balance not being what it was ole boy
Mind you cold revenge and Guiness are equally uplifting
Everyone enjoy the sunshine; liked the cartoon of Five Bellies in the ST today
You mean toucan play at that game?
The bare cheek of it!
Problem even if satisfying to drench the scumbag is it’s a complete waste of a good drink
ace news management by the bbc – now already have a reporter at anfield, with a dreadful microphone, as they are desperate, just desperate to report how the ‘hillsborough files’ are to be opened ‘imminently’ [i.e. sometime in the next 12 months, possibly...] so clearly the rest of the more current news items have to be cleared off the airwaves…
Jacquboots can now add sickeningly morbid opportunism to her CV.
She’d give birth to lizards in public if she thought it would save her ministerial career.
On the right hand side of the bbc news page reporting this there is a link “Survival instinct kicks in”.
I though this was going to be a link to an interview with the we-paid-for-your-second-Home Secretary but oddly not.
I guess its too much to expect the BBC to put the but in about this opportunism but I would hope some MSM journo might now grow a pair and go for the jugular.
Doesn’t that whole incident sum up these oiks? “I’m a big toughie and I can spill your drink and you can’t do anything about it, so there”.
As my mum would have said – what a big girl’s blouse!
Oh Happy Day!
We’re all rooting for you here, Guido!
If I were a shareholder in trinity mirror, I think I would be agitating for a change of editor, someone less likely to bring the title into disrepute, that sort of thing !
Maguire on SKy : I had 2 discussions on campaign, innocent meeting at Unite HQ learning lessons from obama campaign watching utube videos. Collins there; left and went off to pub then in april learn about emails and find out what’s gone on.
It was worse during brown /blair tensions – all tensions come out – finger pointing due to email smears. collins bureacrat not type to darken your name. bad for pm Economy will be subject of GE and this smear business is just mood music – tories had a bad time fortnight ago over hannan on NHS and clarke IHT remark
Maguire is crapping himself.
His body language and voice just gave him away.
Are they really comparing Clark & Hannan remarks with those of their sleaze – shows just how bloody stupid they are or rather how bloody stupid they think we are
Maguire determined to get in his Hannan and Clarke points at end of interview.
Yes, they think we’re that stupid.
To clarify above @ 26 : Collins did not go to pub with others at end of meeting
The Hannan speech was ALL FACT – how can they possibly object to the truth?
They’re just digging a deeper hole – effing numpties -trying to deviate all the time even after all that has happened in the last week. Will they never learn? They just show their lack of common sense and utter stupidity.
What is really annoying is their arrogance; they still think we will all fall for their stories and spin – I watched Maguire on MARR’s propoganda programme this morning and promptly threw up.
Here is the first of New Labour’s attempts to bury Guido’s tabloid presence, as we’ve all predicted:
“Secret files on the Hillsborough disaster could be made public 10 years early after a request from the home secretary.” – BBC
Yeah, Marr was a bit weaker than usual too. ‘Thought Carol Thatcher defended herself quite well amongst the inunendo and smears.
Carol was great when that duplicitous gravy trainer Kinnock said he couldn’t believe it when she used the word “Robertsons Jam”.
Her reply was brilliant – “Sorry I upset you Lord Kinnock” – said in a rather insincere and condescending manner…..in other words “F*** **f! i don’t give a dam what you think”.
Good for you Carol! Who the hell does Kinnock think he is? They say a leopard never changes its spots.
This one has gone in 28 years from being a bitter, staunch, revolutionary, hardened anti capitalist to a bitter, greedy, screwed up, money loving gravy trainer who feeds of the system like a leach and loves the fact he is Lord (who would ever have thought it?).
His mental health problems shine through his fickle and confused philosophies.
Practise what you preach you welsh clown! Thank God he was never PM!
heaven forbid that the motive behind this could be to embarrass the tories who were in power at the time. will she be making public any secret files on the damian green arrest?
The Tories should let it be known that when they get in next year they will have far-ranging inquiries into:
1. the Iraq war,
2. into political interference and bias at the BBC,
3. into Labour’s conspiracy to smear opposition politicians and to have one arrested on trumped-up charges,
4. into Labour’s destruction of banks share prices in order to nationalise them,
etc
and that possible criminal charges would not be ruled out.
Anon 135:
You are quite correct, all these should be investigated and those responsible brought to account; the Lobby should be disbanded; and the BBC cleansed from top to bottom and put on a different financial footing, Meanwhile we should all refuse to pay the BBC propaganda tax
They’ll be the same as the Labour fuckers given a few years. They are all bastards.
Yep it won’t though
it will be “Business as Usual”.
I agree the suits at the BBC will be shitting themselves come the next election. The BBC will find it has become it’s own worst enemy in the eyes of many, many of whom, who like me used to defend it
There needs to be a clear out of not only the spin doctors & those in the civil service who did their bidding but also the incredibly biased reporting of the BBC
Q. How many of the scousers at Hillsborough on the fateful day had tickets ?
The Sun done well my son.
The police were on a hiding to nothing – most of those hereded in late had been int he pubs, so I read a tthe time in the press less biased against the police – and it was the configuration of the football stadium itslef which caused the deaths, with people unable to move along to where there was space, if any blame is to be apportioned. Everyone just took the first available gate down instead of moving along to where there was room.
Without previous hooliganism there woudl have been no need for the cages at all
To Rudy @576
If they were ticketless, why did they turn up in the first place?
Sorry I don’t buy this one. Even Stalin would never have spilled a man’s Guinness.
A very, very big mistake. Its not like spilling some poxy Stella.
Touché Guido.
Howay man Guido, leave us alurn. Yiz are aal a reet pack o bastaads
And you are a troughing hoon
Just like Shearer, bonny lad, the cockney mafia are gonna shaft you too.
Guido is off for a picnic in the sunshine, when he gets back he will be shining a light into Labour HQ’s links to Red Rag.
Dragging out the suspense isn’t making you any friends! ;o)
Guido is clearly a very busy man, and it’s amazing he gets done all that he does. What do you want, that Guido should end up a client of Dolly’s as a result of stress and over-work?
Absense makes the heart grow fodder
I mean fonder. Guido deserves a break. Give him one.
Oh I dunno, fodder actually sounds quite apt given all the cannon fodder Guido’s been producing recently.
And I assume you mean ‘absence’, as well?…
Napoleon used to ask his generals not “Are you any good?” but “Are you lucky?”.
A good journo is not someone who can write nicely or well, but someone to whom people want to tell things. A good bond trader is not someone with insider connections, but someone with an uncanny knack of timing. Executing the perfect story is just like executing the perfect deal is like execuing the perfect battle. Of course there is suspense.
We will soon hear the “lamentations of their women” or in mangledbums case any rough trade.
What a lovely day for those of us that hate the government.
Are there any women involved in McSlime’s case?
Kate Garraway’s dolly.
How much is Guinness paying Guido?
He was filmed on Newsnight drinking the stuff and wearing a T-Shirt … Come on own up to the blatant product placement.
t-shirt, you get those free on st patricks day. his drink of choice, who cares, would it matter if he was drinking tennant’s super?(well i would be a bit worried) now bugger off back to labourlist
I wonder if Guido’s beginning to comprehend the seriousness of the situation he now finds himself in? They’re planning to take care of you Guido, that’s for sure; your lady wife’s job details published? It is now for you tell all and hope you can face the bastards down, and if you can’t, well…
From this day forth, they’ll be feeding you all sorts of freebies; how do you distinguish these seemingly genuine ‘tips’ from the real McCoy?
Decisions, decisions; be very careful Guido, or they’ll truly have your guts for garters.
If you go down to the woods today…
Fucking delicious!
Shouldn’t that be “the real McBride”?
AJC
Or the real McBridie even; Bridies make you fat, ergo…
Fucking delicious!
FD 39.
It’s alright, Guido just has to accept those freebies and attribute them, which is what the gutter press, otherwise known as the MSM, should have been doing these last 12 years! He will keeep the evidence so he will be safe!
Fucking delicious! (With apologies for breach of copyright!)
ironic that –guinness music is by LEFTFIELD
http://www.htfr.com/more-info/MR166886
Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da
Grrrr. I’m off to walk the dog. Woof.
Where you going?
hopefully this latest revelation will prompt her maj to phone up Mc Twat and ask him to do the decent thing.
Announce a general election and go out russian officer style.
What? Announce the GE and then rig it so you show 100% turnout and 99.9% of the vote, followed by making all other parties illegal, arresting every opposition MP and then making anyone who has embarressed you in the past disappear?
Yep that’s where tis headed. Civil Contingencies Act etc etc
All courtesy of the NaztyParteh run by crypto student union commies, and still getting 25% in the polls!
Where are we? Darkest doomed Africa
And you probably believe that the Moon landings never happened.
The moon landings started in America. You’re not going to pin that one on me or britain’s hard working families.
Why were you wearing red pants in a bar? Shouldn’t you be wearing trousers, you dirty great heathen?
If its good enough for Batman….
You mean Superman, Shhhurly?
White’s the only colour for Y-Fronts if you want trade.
Don’t they have to have a slight yellow stain at the front?
Bloody Hell, Guido. You like a risk, don’t you? Don’t get too far away from civilisation – what with Kelly, and all. Just make sure you are extremely visible to independent witnesses at all times.
[...] after seeing this Gerald Scarfe cartoon picked up by Red Rag (A full version here)…and Guido is orf for a picnic to keep the ravening horde waiting for his latest [...]
Well if your off for a picnic then I’m off down the Allotment.
So many Leeks down there.
The BBC’s website has nothing regarding this story on it’s front page any more.
However, it does have:
Carol Thatcher challenged on that remark and
Toddler gets foot stuck in potty.
Have the public really become so brainwashed that it will be left at that?
How do you change the system when the system is corrupt itself?
I hope Guido and family have gone for a nice picnic in Erith…….
Some of you are obviously a bit slow on the uptake.
The BIG breaking story is that George Osborne – a TORY – started all this by calling Gordon Brown “autistic” once – some time ago.
The Prime Minister and the Government – who are not “Do nothing” – TORY – are working tirelessly to save the nation from the mess that was created in 1987 by Margaret Thatcher & Geoffrey Howe and the TORIES!!!!!! Cue for shots of Norman Lamont on steps of Treasury too on “Black Wednesday” with Cameron – his “Special Adviser” behind – subtext it started with the TORIES
The TORIES will cut public services once they are in power AND as we’re doing a “Panorama Special” on Hillsborough tomorrow plenty of “promos” to-day. By the way do you know that the TORIES were in power in 1989 so we shall have plenty of intro shots of Mrs Thatcher and her daughter Carol too who we sacked for using a “racist term” in private. Yes no – Roberston’s Jam motifs here please.
Got it now !
It’s ALL the Tories’ fault – EVERYTHING – if they get back in power they will take money from hard-working NURSES and TEACHERS to give to millionaires(people who own prooperty worth OVER £1 million NOT hard-pressed BRITISH families but WEALTHY FAT CATS in inheritance tax cuts NOT like Labour who are working “tirelessly for hard pressed BRITISH families despite being harangued by the RIGHT-WING blogosphere
Now it all makes sense, quick where can I send my postal vote for Brown ready for the election?
*shakes head and wakes up* whaa… damn, must have been dreaming…
This must be a wind-up. Only a BBC journalist would be so blinkered as to come out with this shit and believe it.
Your should see you GP and arrange a CAT scan – brain tumours can be lethal.
I think this post is straight.
Only the BBC could think like this.
Enjoy it whilst you can bruvva!
Sorry, don’t joke about that, my brother died a year ago this week from brain tumors. I wouldn’t wish them on anyone (although the poetic justice of his ex wife dying of one didn’t go amiss after she scammed him of hundreds of thousands of pounds and ran off with his accountant after it became clear that he wasn’t going to die quick enough for her to get his money)
Thick as pig shit!
You deserve all you’re going to get!
Incidentally, my previous message is in reply to the BBC one which I think is genuine. It is evil and nasty enough to come from one of those amateur sycophants.
@ 95: So labour’s doubling the tax of the poorest paid whilst wasting a hundred billion quid to bail out billionaires Compares how? You talk about taking money off nurses to pay to millionaires, well, where the FUCK have you been for the last 20 months?
Brown’s labour party is a venal, deranged, malignant and foul caricature of a “nasty” party. He makes Thatcher’s Tories look like Sunday school teachers by comparison.
Talking of bloaters, did anyone see the Kinnock on the Marr show?
Apparently having vicious smear mongers hanging around you is just the normal
detritus that a leader collects on his way up, wtf!!!
Marr asks in his usual limp way, that Brown is surrounded by this type of person, NO! booms Kinnock, one or two is not surrounded!
sending out someone as corrupt as Kinnock to defend tells it’s own story
Carol Thatcher was fab (very pretty tunic top btw – Caz) when Kinnock did his best impersonation yet of the patronising pompous waffling prat he is, describing his ‘surprise’ at her discourtesy in mentioning the G word in private, she looked him dead in the eye and said. “Sorry to shock you, Lord Kinnock’. Like she was talking to a silly lost dog or an irritating whiney child.
She’s still Queen of the Jungle.
dear susie
fuck off and watch loose women
she about as much of a queen as you are insightful
Thompson, Boaden and suchlike want spreadeagling in the ol’ fashioned way….
Um, Guido.
You should probably know I can only access your blog through Tor now…
Have you been censored?
No, you have.
Curious. It could concievably be a DNS issue, but the University connection has similar issues.
Ditto. I can only access via a proxy site…
I’ll be guessing that Guido has bought a bigger server cluster to cope with the extra traffic…
Adding a load balancer requires a dns change. It might be that it’s taking a bit more time to propagate the change.
Revenge, as they say, is a dish best served cold. That is of course if Guido makes it back from the woods. Er, hang on. Didn’t Dr Kelly go into the woods for a picnic?
Oh Guido – you’re WIKD!!
But if Toucan – TWO CAN! (or should that be the other way round?)
Anyway – Watch it wiv the pen-knife ‘n the woods ‘n that! No little strolls, – kno wot oi mean?
And we’ll all be waiting here for you, – good as gold, – for when you get back!
The time-frame in which they could have made Guido disappear, or charge him with paedophilia and drug trafficking, or discover him to have committed suicide, is now past.
Everyone except Kevin Maguire would know what had happened to Guido, and the public outcry would sweep the oligarchy away.
Bit extreme but…. Oh well , in a good cause
You little gun or mine . . .
((((
‘Except K Maguire’. Nice.
The Daily Labourgraph would be a bit slow on the uptake, too!
Guido, you’re the biggest tease since that American TV show where a hot blonde chick discovered she was the daughter of Satan yet never used her newly found powers for anything.
Love it!
Do you mean Point Pleasant? Whatever happened to that show it was good.
Sadly, it was cancelled due to poor ratings. Not a surprise when the writers failed to deliver on the promise of their concept.
Thank you Dan, very helpful x
Whilst you wait for Guido to finish his picnic, you may find the following site amusing and informative:
http://www.HarrietHarmanSucks.com
… lets not forget Francis Maude.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/5180320/Tory-MP-Francis-Maude-in-row-over-second-home-allowance.html
David has to sort these people out, or they will be the downfall of the next Tory Government. Think Conway!!
It pales into insignificance compared to what this Labour govt have been upto and is an attempt to distract from the real issues which are Labour sleaze and corruption, and the economic meltdown which lies ahead of us and which Brown is determined to make even worse.
Just shows that the whole system of expenses needs fixing. The main problem is not that he’s doing it, it’s that it’s allowed within the rules.
Time for all MPs to be allocated property within Westminster that is owned by the government, if they wish to stay in their own second home within London that’s fine, but they have the use of a government provided house or flat and therefore get nothing towards the expense of their own property.
Extra allowance given for internet and dead tree press and a complimentary oyster card for travel expenses. That’s it, not a penny more.
There is another hidden scandal, related to ministers’ personal appropriation and sometimes desecration of the historic buildings for which they have had the responsibility
One of these is the Admiralty, probably the most historically important building in England
Sounds fair.
Couldn’t agree more. Cameron needs to publicly clear some chaff out of the Conservative benches and ensure that his remaining party understands the meaning of the words ‘integrity’ and’Honesty.
If not there will probably be riots as I’m sure that even the Great British public, accustomed as it has become to lying, fraudulent, cottaging-snot-weasels snuffling around in their wallets, have had about enough…
be careful in the woods guido
don’t take any painkillers on your walk
Is it just me or does McBride look like a really fat, red version of Phil Collins?
more like Bruv of Eastenders
More like a fat, elderly Tin Tin
Reggie Kray
Something in the air tonight.
I am sorry about what happened.
wow!
he said the S word
It’s clear that Maguire takes his instructions from McBride and the Brown camp, so why do the Mirror continue to employ him?
Common purpose
I haven’t been hooked like this since Green v. Schmidt and the Speaker thingy.
Can’t help wondering if DC REALLY wants to take the reins quite yet. I wouldn’t, I have to admit, though this lot cannot be left to carry on.
Liked Paddy Pantsdown’s bit about Lib/Lab proposal being squashed by Brown-Balls in 1997. Nice touch, especially TODAY!!!!
Hey Hoo…
That was amazing wasn’t it – although it was Brown and Prescott who sat on that idea *shudders at thought*
Just heard the best bitch slap of Brown and his cess pit of a Governmant since Hannan, on Radio 5 LIE no less.
Eminent historian David Starkey ripping Brown a new arsehole, even more incredible no interference even encouragement from Gabby Logan the presenter.
Wouldnt have happened under Mcbride’s watch, dont suppose they will invite him back on again.
Gabby Logan just said Maguire is coming on soon to “even things up for the government”
Let’s see what Guido has to say about that.
About half way through. Excortiating!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00jxxwz
well worth a listen
Guido, I’d check the bottom of your glass for a Queen’s shilling (and no jokes about queens, Nicky campbell doesn’t like it)
Well they can’t rely on our Merkin cousins to make him disappear to a secret facility in Afghanistan anymore can they…
“Revenge is a dish best served cold….”
Aah haway Guido man! Diven’t me such a bastad man! Put we out o’ wor fukken misery man!
Aahm fukken shitting meself here in me luxury riverside mansion in Surrey!
Kevin baiting … I love it. Still he can’t be sacked just made to look stupid. So what’s new?
Who says Maguire can’t be sacked. If he continues to bring the Mirror into disrepute he will be given his marching orders.
I hear he’s coming very close to it, so more revelatioms from Guido could seal his fate.
Typical Daily Mail reader. Sigh – keep taking your medication!
Harman_Pride
I work for The Mirror, soft lad
Kev’s skating on thin ice.
Harbitch Pride,
“Typical Daily Mail reader. Sigh – keep taking your medication!”
Don’t you know that Paul Dacre loves Gordon The Riiculous, you thick Huhne?
There can be no such thing as bringing the Mirror into disrepute. Applied to them it’s like Kev, an oxymoron!
He is a shit journalist anyway. Just a wan spokeman for Nu Labour. Doesnt deliver any news or insight.
I have just been reading the Telegraph profile by Gordon Rayner, of whom I had not previously heard. He writes:
‘In one bizarre text [to McBride], quoting a line from the film Conan the Barbarian, [GF] wrote: “What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”‘
Actually the substance of the quote can be traced back considerably further.
“The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters. ”
- Genghiz Khan
I was misquoted. What I actually said was the greatest pleasure is a nice hot bath followed by a cheese toastie and a game of Scrabble.
“Off for a Picnic”????
Bloody hell Guido, there’s some of us who sent the wife away for the weekend, stocked the wine cellar up and were planning to settle in for a tremendous Sunday of Coliseum type sport. You’ve got Cabinet Ministers to bring down, more journo lackeys to expose, and administer the coup de grace to Draper, McBride (er, hang on, that’s been done. well, Whelan anyway) FFS..
“Picnics” (in the murderous way THEY used it against Dr Kelly) are a very subversive way of digging Brown’s hole (disgusting image) even deeper.
Slowly, slowly catchee monkey goes the old Chinese proverb.
And Maguire is certainly the monkey to Brown’s organ grinder.
Oh dear, LabourHome is fucked.
for my part I’m so sick of waiting for Guido t finish his picnic I’m hoping for rain…that’ll bring him home
Hehe, it’s good innit.
Have you worked out who’s who on here yet either? It’s rather confusing at times. But immensely enjoyable at the same time. I can’t believe I haven’t been on here earlier (I used to run a pro democracy site, gave up as there just wasn’t the interest in it)
i’ve worked out who the main toss pots are – Harman Pride stand out as being more puerile than the rest…..Kris A whatever not far behind!
HP told us all a few post back that Saddam is in prison..LOL…
No dear, he is in a nice little bungalow next GWB’s South American retreat where they go duck hunting with Dick….
Tool.
is he bonkers?
For those of you bored waiting, the Daily Politics Guido vs Dolly videos are here (in the righthand sidebar) plus Hannan ripping Snotty a new one:
GUIDO VS DOLLY PART ONE & TWO
Swiss
WTF has happened to Stan?
He’s on holiday, something like that. You can see some of him here at SMUNAF which I’ve opened up again. There’s nothing new for the moment but we’ll see.
If anyone wants to have their rants and raves (preferably funny) published but can’t be arsed with a blog, get in touch with me via The Daily Politcs Blog or SMUNAF or alternatively get in touch with Old Holborn on his blog.
Some speculations about the legal aspects of the disclosure and publication of the initial McBride email: Guido Fawkes and the Dogs of Law: http://jackofkent.blogspot.com/2009/04/fawkesmcbride-lack-of-government.html
Dolly owes money in the USA for unpaid fines:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/04/19/kate-garraway-s-husband-derek-draperowes-1-600-in-unpaid-us-fines-115875-21288711/
HohoHo
Mirror piece says:
“A US official said an arrest warrant could be issued if the fines remain unpaid. His media company Countrymouse Media also owes £98,000 from a loan.”
Now that’s one extradition request no one should oppose.
As the site seems to be having some issues , no mirror i guess!
quote”
Disgraced ex-spin doctor Derek Draper could face arrest if he returns to the US because he owes thousands of dollars in traffic fines there.
Court papers filed in California show that Draper – nicknamed “Dolly” in Westminster and married to GMTV presenter Kate Garraway – owes $2,413 (£1,633) from his time studying there from 2001 to 2004.
The fines are for offences including not having a car registration document and not providing insurance details..
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A US official said an arrest warrant could be issued if the fines remain unpaid. His media company Countrymouse Media also owes £98,000 from a loan.
Draper this month received the controversial emails aimed at undermining Tories – and the sender, Gordon Brown aide Damian McBride. Draper, 41, started his career working for Peter Mandelson. But he left British politics in shame, and headed for America, after the 1997 “lobbygate” scandal – in which he was caught boasting his lobbying firm could sell access to ministers.
He trained as a psychotherapist in the US before returning to the UK to help set up a pro-Labour website. A friend said last night: “Derek was unaware of these tickets.”
” unquote
Asked what worse crime a spin doctor could commit than Mad Dog’s mad emails, an MP ventured: ‘Spinning lies to start an illegal war that killed hundreds of thousands and driving an innocent civil servant to his death?’ He has a point.
Sam Coates on April 19, 2009 at 11:32 | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
BBC News 24 are actually leading with this story NOT Smthy’s
I reckon they are watching this thread TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The British public have a long memory and remember the last Tory government with freezing pensioners, the Poll Tax, 15% interest rates and 18 month waiting lists.
BTW, who was Norman Lamont’s adviser on Black Wednesday? That’s right – Dave Cameron.
Do you really trust the Tories?
Do you really want them to come back?
yep
Hahahahaha… nice try. Keep it up. Love that bit about trust. Oh, my aching sides. BTW, how old are you?
old? 8 and six pence halfpenny.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
I’d prefer a coalition of Ghengis Khan and Hannibal Lecter to this poisonous, incompetent Labour gang.
“One false step and our enemies would be upon us. Surely, comrades, you do not want Jones back?”
Start packing, Gordon. You’re moving house.
Fuck off. You are telling us to keep Stalin because we had a bad time under the Tsar. Freedom is being eroded in this country. We are being bankrupted. You guys are grade A wankers. Do yourself a favour, go get a copy of Animal Farm and read it in the beer garden of your local this afternoon. Then open your fucking eyes.
That’s true but even the Tories at their worst were never as bad as this bunch of amoral thieving scumbags & anyone who votes for them next time has surely to have undergone a lobotomy
Remember Jeffrey Archer? Thought not – you probably weren’t even born then!
Who’s Geoffrey Archer?
I remember him very well.
Jeffrey Archer the cabinet minister?
or maybe Jeffrey Archer the spin doctor?
No.
Is that the best you can come up with?
Doomed, I tell ya.. fucking doomed if that’s all you’ve got.
Gordon Bennett! You’re funny.
Not according to the latest polls you fucking dimwit.
Nope – can we vote for “none of the above”.
Actually, as a lifelong labour voter I’m thinking its time to vote Liberal. What’s the choice – the current bunch of sleazy bastards we have now or the bunch of sleazy bastards we had before. Time for something different.
Vince Cable’s the only one I’d trust with my money.
And your tits presumably.
It would make a change from wriggling under Dolly.
He’d give it all to Brussells you daft pillock along with what shreds are left of our democracy
Vince Cable is a windsock who knows fuck all about economics.
Lol
Sod off Draper. Go cry to the sexist adulterer Prescott. Oh, right – he’s just stabbed you in the back and nicked your job.
Maybe you need to try some psychotherapy (try someone who’s actually had some training).
Labour is tearing itself apart and is no longer capable of even giving the impression it’s fit to run this country. Your utterly juvenile ‘anyone but the Tories’ strategy is utterly dated, stale and pathetic.
Utterly dated, stale and pathetic – welcome to “new” Liebour 2009.
Fly away now, little troll.
Go back to your Daily Mail, you reactionary moron.
The average tory voter is white, middle-class and over 75. You are the past; we are the future.
We are witnessing a fundamental shift in the demographics of our society that will ensure a permanent majority for the New Left.
The current Tory “revival” is the last twitching of a dying animal.
Harman’s Bitch, I’d be careful if I were you, Paul Dacre is Gordon’s Mate.
Now fuck off and read the latest polls you moron.
Be careful what you say, Gordon is my mate.
Damn I must look young for my age then….
You left out “and still working in B&Q because the pension doesn’t pay for the heating bills”
You twonk
You actually believe that? Then you can add “staggering complacency” to “kleptomania”, “mendacity”, “deception” and “incompetence” in ZaNuLabour’s list of “all the talents”.
Fuck off and die, Labour wanker!
“The British public have a long memory.”
Which is precisely why NuLab won’t get in again for another generation at least.
23 generations at this rate, and a damn good thing too. Forever would be better.
It’s also why Labour were out of power between 1979 and 97. Harman-Pride is clearly too young to remember the years of being held to ransome by the Unions and the stonkingly high rates of income tax on quite middling incomes
First Harman Pride says none of us were born when Archer was disgraced, then she tells us we’re all over 75.
Make your mind up, you silly tart.
Obviously, maths (let alone logic) is still proving something of a struggle for New Lab.
Yeap, loads of people want them back; especially those ‘hard working families’ that do not like the idea of saddling their children with this mis-managed government’s debt.
What did Gordon do with the £1.2trillion of taxes he collected from the banks in the first 11 years of government – pissed it all away on vote buying projects with no regard to saving for a rainy day
Labour always harps on about the future – A future they have messed up! What about Gordon’s unfunded future liabilities? Another ‘gift’ for the next government to sort out?
Perhaps he could try the Jowell solution of getting a friend to collect funds from the Italians – might work – yeah right.
If the British public have a memory long enough to remember the last Tory government then maybe they can stretch it just a little farther to take in Labour’s winter of discontent and cap-in-hand-capers with the IMF.
Clearly you don’t get it mate So I’ll use words you may understand Labour are shitbags & crooks
Erm, read what Talwin said.
And yes, my memory goes back long enough to remember that. As well as the power cuts, my mother having to bake our own bread and everything else that was wrong with Labour back then. Some things don’t change. And some just change for the worse.
I’d prefer to be on a waiting list than slowly starved to death or lying in my own shit and infected with c diff.
I would vote for Satan to see Nu Labour smashed. The Tories will soft peddle on ZaNu and most of the bastards will piss off to enjoy their thieved ill-gotten gains. Every present and former member of the NL front bench should be tried for treason and once found guilty should be put up for auction on the National Lottery. If you win you have the right to beat the ZaNu politician of your choice to death on prime time tv.Talk about ratings!.
As for the Bluebellies–we’ll wait and see.
Why are you right-wingers always so angry?
Can’t you say anything constructive? Or didn’t your parents teach you manners?
Fuck off.
Leave the smears alone, draperbot. And keep taking the meds.
Fabian Pride.
I hope you’re proud of the fact that your government has put 3 generations in debt.
Now fuck off and smear somewhere else.
Oh, Fabian Pride, if your witty irony was intentional I’d applaud you for being a genius. Sadly, it appears to be a haphazard side-effect of you being a stupid Huhne.
#198 been taking tips from our muslim bruvvas
“Why are you right-wingers always so angry?’
Probably something to do with putting up with 12 years of New Labour lies, corruption and spin, seeing our country wrecked by a few gormless communists pretending to represent the centre-left and having to read sanctimonious, priggish drivel from socialist twerps like you.
Parents? Manners? We take no lectures from the party of communist buffoons which has destroyed the family unit, undermined the father role model and prevents grandparents adopting orphaned grandchildren to farm them out to gay couples instead.
At the end of the day the anger is genuine and honest. Something New Labour wouldn’t understand if it rabbit punched them between the eyes. We represent anger and retribution. You represent something deceitful, corrupt and stinking. Do you think the world’s great revolutions were fought by pussies who worried about manners and weren’t angry? Get used to it. It’s going to get a lot worse for you pretenders.
HP, have you seen Scarfe’s cartoon of Five Bellies? What do you think – should he do one of mad Hattie Harperson – perhaps poised to trough it with the Union advancing to her rear to trough it? With both your hands on your joystick, it wouldn’t be quite as easy for you to blog-squat here.
Harman Pride,you are a Totalitarian Communist Bastard like all of ZaNuLieBore. Adolf Hitler and Herman Goering cost this country less than Gordon Shirtlifting Brownstuff. In fact Gordon I’m an Uphill Gardener Brownshirt has cost this country more than Hitker and Kaiser Bill combined.
ZaNuLieBore invented hate crime. You are hate crime.
Well we now enjoy the spectacle of penniless pensioners choosing between eating or heating the house, the newlabour poll tax is crippling ordinary people and interest rates have destroyed the small savings of who rely on a little monthly interest to get by.
Oh yes and about those hospitals, its better to wait for an opperation a little longer than go into a filthy overcrowded cesspit superbug infection centre and come out sicker than you went in/minus a limb or two/come out in a wooden box.
Newlabours record will follow it around like a child molesters criminal record, for years newlabour will be despised and hated like poison, the damage done will take decades to put right, our grandchildren will be paying for newlabours criminal damage.
Strange you make that analogy, when they’re also the ones who’s ensured that 15 year old kids having a bit of fun are now listed alongside the real scum of child molesters. At least we haven’t gone as far as america where they tried to have schoolkids branded as paedos for taking saucy photos of themselves and texting them to their boyfriends. Not that I’d put it past this bunch “you have to think of the kids”.
HP you are Lord Ghool’s kid and I claim my £5
Give it up HP – yours is a lost cause.
How’s the dogfood in the bunker Blondie?
l think you missed a great opportunity to get two for the price of one, you should have smacked him a good one, and later you would have still been able to fuck him with his e’mails . Lesson : Never put of till tomorrow what you can do today , because if you do it today and like it you can do it again tomorrow
Story’s going nowhere says Mandelson on R4.
Over to you Mr Fawkes, once you’ve done with quartered pork pies et off a gingham cloth spread on the sun caressed grass of wherever you are.
Watch out for little red dots suddenly appearing on your chest, old chap. I bet Brown has thought ‘who will rid me of this troublesome Mick’ and his henchmen seem to have a habit of doing their master’s bidding without ever being told.
Mendacious Mandy. Now there’s another sick labour joke if there ever was one
Mandy is the architect of all this, long before 1997
“Demon eyes” was no exaggeration. Why has it taken so many so long to wake up?
Dolly should realise some of us has longer memories than he has
My career was ruined and manyh of my friends bankrupted by the Winter of discontent
Many of us have never voted Labour since. This generation tto will remember Labour
A monkey for Hartlepool whom we should have dealt with, for that I am truly sorry….
I’m having to use an american proxy to access this site.
What’s going on?
“I’m having to use an american proxy to access this site.”
Gordon used to say that a lot when he stayed at Martha’s Vinyard.
Fine from here in England…Try using open DNS as your DNS server..instructions for all OSs’ on their site.
You’ve been Phormed…
Another great NuLabia invention.
Name and shame your ISP
ISP: Plusnet
Can anyone give me the IP address that order-order.com currently resolves to please?
And Brown lied – he did not write to Frances Osborne. cf. Dale. What an unprincipled, lying, utter, utter bastard. No, tosser – your Dear Leader, not Dale.
Go back to your Daily Mail, you reactionary dinosaur. Your hate-speech is exactly the kind of thing that we need less of on the blogosphere.
Well, did he write to apologise to her as he said he had, or didn’t he?
Mmmm, I’d define making up lies about the wives of your enemies to be rather hateful in nature, you hypocritical bag of sick.
Yeah, you’d like to criminalise “hate-speech” wouldn’t you? What would you do, take the Daily Mail readers out to the forest and shoot them in the backs of their heads for daring to criticise New Labour? Of course, referring to a “Daily Mail reactionary dinosaur” is not “hate-speech”.
Your hypocrisy is laughable but I do wish you would piss off to North Korea. I detest everything you stand for and I know I am not alone.
#202 “hate-speech” Ohoho doncha just luvvv it.
ELF,
Nah I say let Fabian stay. With his endless idiocies he does more to discredit socialism than Stalin
Kiss my timepiece marxist swine!
Good to see you back Harman Prick / Fabian Prick / Draper Prick or whatever the prick you decide you are going to be today. Been a bit quiet over here without your hilarious comments. Keep ‘em coming….
The Daily Mail is edited by someone who is sympathetic to the Labour cause you thick twat.
Hmmmm. I wonder if Fabian Pride is aware of some of the more unpleasant aspects of Fabianism as espoused by George Bernard Shaw? Follow the link to see and hear GBS and his defence of Hitler and mass murder a.k.a. eugenics:
Still proud, fabian? Still want to claim the moral high ground after that?
Either way, fuck off.
Ed Balls is the cancer at the heart of this Labour government. Removing him will be a breath of fresh air.
Poisonous Ed is known as GoBalls within the Labour Party.
Exellent.
Another favourite from this site is Dementicon Prime can’t remember who came up with that. This blog should have its own section in the Oxford Dictionary.
‘So What’
No Dirty Rat doesn’t’
I do
guido dont know what you are up too but its really funny. i imagine you have your phone with you to text………..
If you go down to the woods today,
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today,
You’d better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Nah, my teddy bear went armed with a chainsaw and hockey mask…
Tessa Jowell getting ripped a new arsehole right now by Nick Ferrari on Sky.
She really is incredibly awful.
Jowell getting accused of involvement in murky dealings and smears in Erith and Thamesmead.
She’s dying live on air.
Hows the money laundering investigation going against her Criminal husband ?
Have they seized any assets yet ?
Is her comedy show called Burlesquoni?
Who’s smearing Jowell?
Her problems are a good distraction from Brown, Balls, Whelan, Maguire etc.
“Who’s smearing Jowell?”
I don’t know, but they deserve a fucking medal.
So, once you’ve had your afternoon nap, post picnic, and some cheese on toast and a cup of coffee, we’re talking about 8.30….ish.
I’m hoping the memory jog for McGuire is not just circumstantial.
So Ms Jowell, hows your husbands dealings with Italian Law going?
Fuck hypocrits
Yeah right, I’m Tessa Jowell, I confess.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2009/04/18/vice-madam-to-name-four-top-tories-in-tell-all-book-115875-21288361/
Interesting. Looks like the boot could be on the other foot soon. This should wipe the smug, gormless grin off Cameron’s face and keep all you reactionary right-wingers out of power for another 5 years.
Go away you little Fascist….We don’t care and I am not a Tory..
HP – most of us could not care less about the sexual predelictions of our politicians, so long as they’re not paedophiles or friends of paedophiles.
So what if some Tories like being tied up and abused in private?
At least they don’t put gay porn on expenses, or shag call girls in the Commons (well, we don’t know of any Tories who have done that yet), or prey on their civil servants…
All of which are clearly not private matters, and all of which are characteristic of Neues Arbeit.
Please troll elsewhere.
Legovers between consenting adults, whether for cash of not, is not a political scandal.
Have you every actually heard an adult say: I’m not voting for X, I believe he likes being tied up and spanked by a large-breasted prostitute. No, no, I’m voting for that nice anti-racist candidate, who runs marathons for the local animal shelter, and has given away my children’s and grandchildren’s money to a load of hoons.
Stealing, lying, cheating, smearing, hypcritical hoonishness = Labour
Harry Roberts killed 3 coppers but Jack Straw let him out to terrorise witnesses.
Straw’s neck on the line?
Let’s hope so.
Yeah me too, creepy bastard scares the shit out of me and everyone else young enough to remember the Demon Headmaster
There’s only one ‘arry Roberts.
Smeargate was headline news on Pravda 24 – perhaps the contract with the Government had expired just beforehand and they can tell the truth now.
Doesn’t make them any less deserving of a good slapping though, bastards.
This is BBC News. We interrupt our blanket non-coverage of the Downing Street smear scandal to bring you these top stories:
- Buried dead used to bury bad news- Jacqui Smith says Hillsborough papers may be released.
- Women talks about time she once said ‘golliwog’ in a private conversation.
- G20 rioter hurt in G20 riot- Government quango calls for ‘debate’.
- Government press officer flies kite- we follow the story.
So is something going on between Shami Chakrabarti and David Davies?
I think we have a right to know.
Hello Kevin
I don’t think he’s that lucky… righteous and fine, she’s got it going on!
No, you dont!
I wish
If there is something going on between Shami Chakrabarti and David Davies (and I am sure there isn’t, btw), their love child could be called “Shami Davies Junior.”
Sorry….
Good call my disciple.
“Shami Davies Junior”
That was inspired! lol!
Brilliant.
I thought she looked quite hot on the SKY Nick Fiat show this morning!
So do you punch the Prime Minister’s spin doctor in the face there and then, or given you are a Guinness drinker, take your time over getting revenge?
Neither. A very hard knee in the balls (or where they would be if he had any) should suffice!
Shami fucking Davis,Maguire fucking Mcbride,Mandelson fucking Draper,Anton fucking Kate,Ant fucking Dec,Brown fucking up the country.
Wots the matter run out of porn Mr Timney
Timney fucking his hand
And Brown fucking everyone else.
Happy Families is it ?
he he he
The picture of Ray Collins on the Home Page looks suspiciously like Rory Bremner…..are we sure Collins exists…..we’ve never heard of him befor
+e
Who is the tosser Peter Jukes on LabourPist? He’s modded the place to fuck. Silence all descent. It’s worse than CiF FFS.
Maybe it’s Tom the cabin boy. I dunno.
This from a young person on why, however imperfect things are now, it’s still much better than under the Tories:
We don’t remember the bad times as much, because we were children and teenagers. We have enjoyed the good times and take them as the status quo. But I do remember how miserable people were.
How our country was run by a Government which deliberately abused unemployment as an economic tool during a decade of economic difficulty, which saw up to 5 million people out of work and a society which was racist, sexist, homophobic and skewed against the poorest people.
We now have unrivalled investment with the Building Schools for the Future programme, which sees children learning in modern, bright environments and teaching staff better paid and better resourced than they have been for generations. Because, as progressives, we believe in providing good education for the many, not the privileged few.
Our collective memory can be so short. I’m not oblivious to some of the challenges of the past eleven years; it hasn’t been without some ups and downs; and now we’re in the middle of a difficult downturn.
But let’s never forget – in fact, let’s keep reminding ourselves and our communities – that despite David Cameron and his Tory party consistently voting over the past twelve years against progressive policy after progressive policy, women and carers do have the right to request flexible working, the balance of tax redistribution has returned from rich to poor, parents – of both sexes – have more rights and better provision; in the workplace, people have literally dozens of new rights; working families are supported by the tax system rather than penalised. And the list, the Labour list, goes on.
All too often we bank success like it’s the norm, while dwelling on the mistakes, the problems, the bad. But it’s the Labour party who moved the goal posts. It’s the Labour party who introduced a national minimum wage, Children’s Centres, civil partnerships.
And not only can the Tories not take that back, they can never erase the shameful role they played in trying to stop it. During the committee stage of the civil partnerships bill, one Tory MP called a vote, and voted against, on every single clause “on principle”. His is the real face of the Conservative party.
From the minimum wage onwards, the Tories have opposed every major social and socio-economic reform. They cloak themselves now in the rhetoric of social justice, but beneath that disguise they stand for the same things they always have: status quo, land, property, privilege, nation state; the few, not the many; the haves at the expense of the have nots.
That’s literally what being a Conservative means. It always has and still does. No amount of hoody-hugging weekend PR stunts in social housing projects can change that.
Let’s stop apologising and get off the back foot. Let’s Go Fourth with pride and start reminding people that it’s the Labour government who has transformed the UK from a “me, me, me” to an “us, us, us” nation we can be proud of.
But in the end they still didnt bankrupt the country.
Says you.
Fuck off you deluded twat.
Typical sophisticated right-wing comment.
Sexist adulterer Prescott is your hero. That’s all anyone needs to know about you, troll.
Yeah, it’s about as sophisticated as a NuLab smear campaign you sad little fuck.
Pieman Prescott was their deputy leader. So why didn’t they let him take over from Tony BLiar. Because he wasn’t (a) scotch (welsh actually) (b) a poofter (c) enough of a commie bastard and (d) couldn’t wreck the country as completely as Gordoom Brownshirt-Lifter
Yes go forth and multiply
The prosperity we’ve enjoyed over the last decade was partly:
(a) delusional (i.e. debt-based)
and partly
(b) driven by the HUGE increases in technology (eg Internet, mobile phones)
It was not due to any amazing skills posessed by the New Labour government (whose only real skill is in spin).
Yet during these ‘good years’ the government squandered billions and billions of OUR money, and not only didn’t save for the inevitable ‘rainy day’ but actually put us deeply into debts which our grandchildren will still be paying off.
Multiply? heaven forbid.
Complusory tube tying better
us us us refering to those with nose in trough.
“Labour…. has transformed the UK…. [into a] nation we can be proud of.”
Actually “Harmy”, NuLab has transformed the UK into at least three nations, but each remains part of a single Gulag run by Feminist Stasi.
CON 43 (-1) LAB 26 (-5) LD 21 (+3)
Smeargate brings Labour poll crash
Only Hawridge, a nutter of the first water, repeats this kind of inane, repetitive Liebour spin.
Keep taking the meds, Charley.
you may have built schools? but you teach them nothing, children coming out of school now after 11+ years of socialism are thick, can not think, are shallow, yes that is what socialism does, ruins the country, you have turned this country into a police state.
“How our country was run by a Government which deliberately abused unemployment as an economic tool during a decade of economic difficulty, which saw up to 5 million people out of work and a society which was racist, sexist, homophobic and skewed against the poorest people”
Let’s pick that apart shall we.
Abusing unemployment as an economic tool and 5 million out of work.
What do you get if you take the current unemployed figure, add everyone they’ve put on “training” courses and then added the “long term sick” that aren’t actually sick and wouldn’t have qualified 20 years ago. Yup, over 6 million unemployed. Stop trying to compare apples with pears when the pear is just a genetically modified apple you idiot.
“We now have unrivalled investment with the Building Schools for the Future programme, which sees children learning in modern, bright environments and teaching staff better paid and better resourced than they have been for generations”
That fuckwit Ball has left many of the college’s and schools half built the silly Labour Hoons ran out of money.
And balls spent £74,000,000 on advisors to tell him how to do the job we were paying him to do in the first place.
Who do you mean by “we” and “us” in the last paragraph because sure as fuck it doesn’t include me.
Typical ZaNuLabour cretins, always speaking on other people’s behalf without having the decency to ask their opinions first.
You asshole.
Er, what about the fact the country is more buggered than a cheap French harlot?
Yep, a wave of caring, sharing socialism paid for by the “hard working” families of this country who have seen their tax bills grind ever higher. Those families who get up every morning, clean themselves and their kids, get out and work. Don’t abuse their neighbours. Don’t use demonstrations as an excuse to cause violence. Those families who haven’t yet realised that the cost of this socialist paradise is going to have to be paid for by their grandchildren. I have a real burning desire to see Guido directly link this abomination of a Prime Minister to the deeds of his bullying minions. A link to Blair would be nirvana.
Go Guido!
Gotcha. That’s a straight lift from Scargill’s book, ‘How the Miners defeated Thatcher’, available in all remaindered-books shops. Scargill himself lifted it from Jack Dromey’s seminal work, ‘Why we should never privatise anything in case the public get what they want instead of what the unions tell them they may have, taste freedom and reject socialist state control’, ed. Jack Dash.
Yes, some of us have very long memories indeed.
A bit long for a sound bite. A bit useless for a political speech.
Toadying is one thing, but incompetence quite another. Back to school, then, for you my young friend. A course in media studies might help.
Nobody remembers the bad times?
We’re living in them you spanner.
You do talk a load of cobblers. Please start taking your medication again. You’re going to need it when your beloved Zanulabour is thrashed in the next general election. Sadly, Labour’s scorched earth policy will mean the next Government will have a huge task ahead; unpicking all the damage, profilgate spending and spin so beloved of this band of Zanulabour idiots.
Fuck off you sanctimonious fucking Labour prick.
Hmmmm, so many words so devoid of any meaning whatsoever, blinded by your own brilliance unable to see what newlabour has done to the UK, you wax lyrical about newlabour achievements and how the UK is so wonderful and modern, why not open your eyes and go outside to actually see this wonderful creation of yours.
Why is it then that your ratings in the polls do not seem to reflect your fantastic achievements, in fact come to think of it why is it that the people dont seem to share your enthusiam?
Millions out of work and millions with no future to look forward to, empty high streets and empty warehouses, empty flats and empty promises, empty sea ports and empty pension accounts, hmmmmm thats quite a lot of emptyness isnt it comrade?
Tell you what comrade, why not take your sunlit uplands malarky on the road and visit all thise working mens clubs, ooooooh wait….. your newlabour government shut them all down didnt it?
The last thing you want to do is face the very people you betrayed isnt it comrade, your new voter base hangs out where exactly? Perhaps you could wear a billboard describing your achievements and walk down any high street, you wouldnt last two minutes.
“…I speak your weight…I speak your weight…I speak your weight…”
Fuck off Dolly – they sacked you, remember?
The only thing young about you is your pre-pubescent mental age.
Dillusional spin meister. You need urgent help!
Selective memory for a start off?
You really have been brain washed! This government has only brought 12 years of stagnation that stinks to high heaven.
Lets see how much you enjoy all the spending the government has done in the last 12 years when it takes another 25 years to pay it all back.
In no way has the tax system change from the rich to the poor, only from the people that have had to work harder and harder to keep the poor, poor, and more and more people in public jobs to vote Labour.
I can hardly remember much before Labour but I can remember hard working people used to be able to make money and get to keep it. I personally can’t think of one thing that they have done in 12 years to improve my life and that is a question many people should ask themselves.
you’re not young, you can spell oblivious and construct a sentence.
or are you one of the clever young labour children who’s parents wouldn’t have dreamed of letting him go to an actual comprehensive. go on, fess up – what kind of school did you go to? what was it called? which uni did you go to? If you’re the product of a modern day comprehensive school I’m Mandy’s bum boy
sorry but is harman pride the interlude ot interhoon
tessa jowels “lots of people get up in the morning to do a good job” caesars wife wants to know if you were doing that good a job how come half the Uk banking sector has folded ???
but then we have mandelson “oh yes what the like tories is a bit of bad ecnomic news it makes me sick” so says 100k a year and strange mortgage holder peter mandelson , imagine peter all those people who are going to have to pay for your governments wreckless borrowing . It is briefly effective what mandelson had to say then , you think about lisbon , about the rock , freds pension and you think no labour deserve everything they get for lying to us , yeah peter your livelyhood is cushy but what about the rest of us , were sick of labours incompetence if thats all it was and not some looney power mad grab of a deluded nutter included.
mmm ineresting tactic peter , i now understand why guido did his interview at the westminster arms
Get it into your thick head – it’s over. No-one is going to swallow this kind of guff any more.
People know what they can and can’t afford.
Labour took over a solvent country where the working classes had been allowed to share in the country’s prosperity for the first time. Since then the gap between rich and poor has widened to its greatest since the 1930s. Pensioenrs, who created most of the wealth we had durng their working lives, are now beggared
You forgot to mention that NuLabour gave us our very own War Criminal too! What an acheivement to be proud of!
http://blairfoundation.wordpress.com/
Here are the charges:
1: Deceit and conspiracy for war, and providing false news to incite passions for war, causing in the order of one million deaths, 4 million refugees, countless maimings and traumas.
2: Employing radioactive ammunition causing long-term destruction of the planetary habitat.
3: Causing the breakdown of civil administration, with consequent lawlessness, especially looting, kidnapping, and violence, and consequent breakdown of womens’ rights, of religious freedom, and child and adult education.
4: Failing to maintain the medical needs of the populace.
5: Despoliation of the cultural heritage of the country.
6: Supporting an ally that employs ‘waterboarding’ and other tortures.
7: Seizing the assets of Iraq.
8: Using inhumane restraints on prisoners, including dogs, hoods, and cable ties.
9: Using Aggressive Patrolling indiscriminately, traumatising women and children and wrecking homes and property.
10: Marking bodies of prisoners with numbers, writing, faeces and other degrading treatment.
11: The use of cluster bombs and other indiscriminate weapons including white phosphorous on “shake and bake” missions.
12: Supporting indiscriminate rocket attacks from F16 fighter planes on women and children in Fallujah in Nov 2004
13: Supporting the shooting up of ambulances and medical personnel in Fallujah in Nov 2004
14: Supporting the expulsion of the entire population of Fallujah save for young men of military age, for a reprisal attack on that city in Nov 2004.
Right on
- “I’ve gotta little l_i_s_t, I’ve got a l i t t l e l_i_s_t
He’s on it.
Lets look at those “achievements”:
*Building Schools for the Future: ludicrous waste of money – many of the schools being demolished had years left in the buildings and are being replaced with shoddy poor value PFI-funded blocks.
*Children’s Centres: does anyone actually know what they’re for?! Vast sums of money being thrown at pointless “iconic” buildings where the district nurse can see the kiddie for about an hour every fortnight, then the buildings stands empty for the rest of the week.
*Racism, sexism, homophobia: which party has been in power since 1997 whilst the BNP has increased in power so much that a Labour minister warns that they might win a seat at the Euro elections.
*Minimum wage: doesn’t look such a fantastic achievement as unemployment rockets.
Now piss off back to LabourList where you belong.
We heard all this shite 12 years ago and we’re no further forward.
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY IS THE FUCKING LABOUR PARTY FULL OF MILLIONAIRE LAWYERS, PUBLIC SCHOOLBOYS, ELITIST OFFSPRING BEING SHOEHORNED INTO SAFE LABOUR SEATS, ADVERSTISING EXECUTIVES, STAND-UP COMICS, JOURNALISTS AND NOT ONE FUCKING WORKING MAN?
This is why you are doomed. Parasites have taken over the Party.
All the great reforms this country has enjoyed (with the exception of free university education) are because of the Liberal Party. They’re gone and now it’s NuLab’s turn.
I admit it – I’m a tosser.
Outstanding post, Harman_Pride. The future’s bright, the future’s Labour.
BTW, don’t you think Charles Hardwidge is a legend? I love the way he demolishes the Toryboy arguments on Labourllist – logic at its best!
His are the comments they allow through now. It’s probably down to his special needs status and their inclusion policies.
Go back to your Daily Mail.
No, you go back to your daily male, you turd burglar.
… and prepare for ballot stuffing (postal or otherwise)!
No, you go back to your daily male.
So. This little twat is that lunatic troll Hawridge.
Enough said.
Is he a wanker?
Outstanding for morons I’ll grant you.
Charles Hardwidge? Logic?
The man’s arrogance, pathological hatred of the Tories and his deluded Zen like nonsense he spouts, whilst amusing as one would find in viewing a masturbating monkey in a zoo, reminds me of someone that likes to talk the talk and yet has achieved nothing.
He certainly is a legend in the blogosphere, but not for the reasons you think.
Fuck the future.
The present is shite, the present is Labour.
Fuck off twunt.
I do hope that wasn’t meant for me. Would be most unbecoming. After all I’m only pointing out that the present government which is staring record levels of real unemployment, the highest public debt since the second world war, record levels of government corruption and a security state that makes Soviet era Russia look like a libertarian’s utopia is actually Labour.
“The future’s bright, the future’s Labour.”
Doubt it. Don’t you feel embarassed lecturing us about “hate-speech” and then referring to “Toryboys”?
I’ve read a few Hardwidge posts but I skip over them now. Turgid, constipated, socialist drivel written by a deluded prat who knows all about hate. Still, you do get about so I’ve added your name to the list.
L is for Labour.
L is for Lice.
…….and Loser.
Why do you post answers to your own post using a slightly different name?
Only mad people and Michael Foot do that, are you one of those people with that illness who go around having conversations with themselves looking and acting slightly wierd?
Or perhaps you really are just a twat!
Read my post about Fabianism yet, son? If not, here’s the link again, GBS ranting away fit to bust a gut:
The future’s fucked under Labour. The next generation will be paying for this government’s mismanagement.
I’m still positive all these “pride” posters are a spoof.
I’m with you, there can be only one brainwashed idiot wittering on like some cult obsessed dick.
By the way Harman_pride, do you ever get out of your ivory tower and look at the real state of the county, you must be some benefit dependent moron not to know what is happening to this (once) great country of ours. Are you really so stupid that you cannot see what is in front of your eyes, are you shagging prescott (not the fudge packer Brown). You really are the most moronic blogger i have ever had the misfortune to read, yet you are compulsive reading ( i scroll though everything just to read your posts) because of your insanity…its like a car crash. If you really exist.
I’m with you on that one plus it’s Sunday afternoon and even the RRU wouldn’t work on a Sunday. Most of the responses seem to come from the newbies so it’ll soon settle down again.
McBride may well be a stupid, corrupt low-life but credit where it’s due, he’s got some bottle. I mean, spilling Guido’s guinness ….
That’s a hanging offence in Dublin. And being half pissed is no defence.
I love Guido but if I were to pop out to the picnic site and put a round into him from a Grassy Knoll, Brown would get the blame and Socialism would be banished from the UK forever……….is it worth it????………Nah……….Let Socialism implode on its own!
Should we now feel sorry for Mandy?……..:0
nope
I don’t think she got as rough a ride as the Keeler girl.
Well you would say that wouldn’t you?
He waits; that what he does….
very apposite.
Must admit though I’ve always thought the celebration was a little bit gay, sort of homosexual horseplay. Incongruous, because i seem to recall that Moby Dick was hetero. Will Richard Timny please advise? I guess the diversity training that has now been scheduled for me by the local council will get the homophobia under control.
Harman’s Pride – what’s wrong? Have you run out of hard working families stealth taxes to trough? I hope you’re not obese like the rest of the working class labour voters because when we take your benefits of you and give it to the real deserving disabled people you’ll have to go out and get a job cleaning toilets with the illegal immigrants in the house of commons. Still with a mentality like yours having excrement on your hands wont be too much of change for you.
FFS Guido joking aside PLEASE write everything down and leave it somewhere secure to be opened and published in the event of your untimely death. And announce loud and clear that you have done so. Now.
he’s got a point there, Guidders, might not be a bad idea.
in triplicate.
in three different countries one of them outside the EU…..
Did you remember in Trainspotting how Begbie (Robert Carlyle) responded to having his pint spilled?
It might have been worth it, just for a laugh.
Fast or Slow revenge? Take a note from the UKIP’s books: Do Both!
The Dove
Harman Pride, are you on drugs ? If not, should you be ?
I do hope that new database which captures everybody’s internet activity isn’t going to fill-up this afternoon with all the F5 hits on http://www.order-order.com
Just imagine how busy No 10 will be on Monday going through to see who has been reading Guido this afternoon.
Maybe BetFair should run a book on which IP address will have most database entries. My money is on somewhere in the eastern half of West Bromwich.
Repossession Liebours redistribution of wealth.
Anyone who corrupts the New Labour name should see a psychotherapist. I recommend Dr. Derek Draper.
My husband’s diary is full with sessions booked weeks ahead for harman_pride, fabian_pride, Andrew Marr and, well, me. Sorry.
Tell him to fuck off. You’re mine.
This is a cleaner copy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zff9hVH3ptY&NR=1
Jeez, Dirty European Socialist was more entertaining than the Pinko Pride double act, Guido.
And who are they? Are they the ‘friends’ from the “Toilets and Friends” cartoon column in the Daily Mong?
Mandy on Sky news saying he is fed up with the negative Tories
He is awesome!
I am a fighter not a quitter.
can mandy evr be awesome mr cromwell?
is it true heused to pick up tons soap for him in the shower.
Yep, he was on Beeb24. Wingeing about getting a word in. Thats what I meant earlier. Are we sorry for him? not.
Staggering hypocrisy from the Prince of Darkness…smear everyone in sight and then cry like a manbitch when you get caught out and some comes your way.
I hope the slimy shitbag chokes on his guacamole (or mushy peas. Whatever.)
I meant the ZNL in general. Mandy in particular as the architect of the gigantic septic tank of a party.
So that’s what he had for Sunday Lunch
Now Tessa Jowell is at it “So let’s have the battle not about smears and inuendo and unsourced briefings let’s have the batlle of ideas.”
Shame she never told Dolly and McPoison that.
Bewattled Bitch and her husband of convenience.
I have been deceived. Those motherfuckers will pay! Achtung, baby. Uzi 9 millimeter. And those negative bastards will get it up the backside too, every pennies worth.
Do you honestly think he’s homosexual ?
Even if he is, it can be cured.
I think Mandy’s getting her knickers in a twist and losing it.
He has aged. All he can do is waffle like a lord.
http://www.what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
have a look at this
http://www.what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
Old news
Why?
what a disgrace you Labour people are.No shame at all.Morally bankrupt just as you’ve bankrupted this country.Well at least people can see you are against everything and for nothing.
is Guido not back from his picnic yet?
He hasn’t finished trying to cut his wrists with a blunt pen knife yet.
Nice tits.
Thanks, Eddie Murphy quite liked them too, until I opened my scouser gob.
I’ve told you before – don’t speak with your mouth full.
Well, let’s say half full just to be generous a?
Scouser?
That’s Mel C, you fool!
Any fule kno that Mel B is from Bradford…
Oh FFS, what meds are you on?
I think you need to lie down mate, you’re getting stressed. Don’t worry, Guido is probably on his 6th pint by now, so only another 12 to go.
Was a time when a Chancellor resigned because some details of his budget got out in advance.
Nowadays, it is perfectly acceptable and part of the ‘deal’.
Pravda now reporting that a £50Bn package to kick-start the housing market is expected to be part of the budget.
Bloody disgrace.
I’d be interested in any more leaks being highlighted and whether the Badger will resign – he’ll probably say that he is responsible and the person responsible has resigned.
But only if pushed.
Filth, this Government is fetid.
Was a time when Chancellors and Home Secretaries could read, write and add up.
Twas a long time ago aye
He’s got nothing. He’s out with his MI5 deep throat begging for something that hasn’t already been in the Sunday papers so that you bunch of swivel-eyed lunatics don’t turn against him!
what?
Surely not dereliction within the ranks already?
I wouldn’t bet on it
But suppose you are right? It is better to say nothing than to tell lies
Why don’t you address that comment to someone who can truly swivel their eye…ie one Gordon McTwat?
This is my favourite Guiness ad.
Of course, he went on to become Steve McDonald on Coronation Street.
My fav is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2dQ – I think Javelin would agree
BBC get an exclusive scoop at last!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8006771.stm
Gordon will be jealous.
Wow, my licence fee is so worth it…
Wait ’til Mrs. Draper gets back from her hols. The Unelected One and his comrades will be there, before I can serve a double fault, to cosy up with her on my sofa.
I blame the parents. Send them on a Health and Safety indoctrination therapy seminar immediately.
How do I get tickets to the Redditch count next year? Jacqui’s downfall will surely be the most supreme sight ever to behold for a civil libertarian. I want to savour the moment in person.
JJ’s pole position on the Portillo list should ensure that, if she survives that long, the count will be a busy one. Agreed that it will be a very satisfying moment, if rather a shame that another undemocratic unionist Tory will likely be the winner.
For full list, see:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/worldtonight/2008/07/memo_to_gordon_brown.html#P69798908
Stand yourself!
At £500 for the deposit, that could be the cheapest way to get into what will be a very popular venue.
PS to my #339
You’ll probably also be quite pleased to note who’s on the front row of the Portillo starting grid with her.
The ImHereToWatchSpliffLose Party, I’d vote for you!
Suspense and uncertainty about what will happen next are good! One can hear the rattling of decanters being passed backwards and forwards in The Cesspit, knowing that with each succeeding glass they’ll be less able to organize what are left of their defences…
Excellent work Guido.
Ed Balls has claimed in an interview that he knew nothing of McBride’s tactics.
Let’s see if Mr. Balls is telling the truth.
Wait for others to deny involvement and then prove them wrong.
Releasing the information little by little does the most damage.
Ed Balls and the truth ? Nah.
The Rt Honourable the Baron Mandelson of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the County of Durham, PC – Secretary of State for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory reform says – “The matter is NOW closed” – time to move on and we shall ………..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8006965.stm
lol
What a gay day.
Yeah, whatever you say.
http://www.what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
Look, I said it was over now fuck off and run along will you. I’ve got an expense claim to file FFS.
Give us kiss, tease-bum.
There is one major problem with all this work that Guido is doing f*ckin up the Labour Party: Their popularity is so low that there is no way they will call an election until the last moment. We will have to endure these lying cheating socialist scumbags for another year yet.
It was like fucking a clowns pocket.
So loose that he had an 88p bath plug stopping his insides from falling out.
Bitch.
You can have two for the price of one if you hurry (bathplugs that is) .
The answer as you have proved is, ‘Don’t get angry, get even’
The answer is smack ‘im in the gob.
You lot still waiting? Picnic my arse.
I’d rather have a prawn sandwich, thanks.
Never mind a Picnic, how about a Mars Bar up yer arse?
Yum, yum. Sounds good to me.
“weeds and nettles, briars and thorns, have thriven under your shadow, dissettlement and division, discontentment and dissatisfaction, together with real dangers to the whole.”
Guido’s speech dissolving New Labour 1654
i think that unless the labour party splits into old labour and new labour then labour will never get back in
guido’s scoop is so secret its eaten itself…
I don’t buy all this “Ed Balls is the Smear Mastermind”. He couldn’t find his way out of a wet paper bag with boxing gloves on. He’s a follower not an instigator. McGlobal is behind everything including the current smearing of Balls.
There’s a ring of truth to that…
That may have been an unintentional double entendre but that last sentence was truly sick.
Apologies for any distress caused.
Oh Mandeeeeeeee!
that times article’s got his guacamole smeared…. fingerprints all over it
Iain Dale doing a live blog at 6pm…. does he know when the picnic ends?
If you go down to the woods today
You’d better not go alone.
It’s lovely down in the woods today
But safer to stay at home.
For ev’ry bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Picnic time for teddy bears
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout;
They never have any care;
At six o’clock their mummies and daddies,
Will take them home to bed,
Because they’re tired little teddy bears.
The scoop is that Guido has no scoop?
Not so fast, Baldrick
http://what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
Update on what mandys been saying
The Sunday Times reports, “Ministers describe allegations against Ed Balls as ‘ludicrous’, while Lord Mandelson attempts to shift focus back to recession”
It comes to something when the Labour Party see the recession (depression) as a comparatively positive news story…
oooh good point!
15 points new balls!
Brown is probably finished now.
I notice that Straw, Harm-men and Purnell have been remarkably quiet of late. The question they must ask themselves is, do any of them really want to end their political careers in 2010? Is Jack Straw contemplating retirement soon? We shall soon see.
They might make the calculation that it would be better to stick with Brown for the time being.
No sign of David Milliband for days now either, little bro was pushed onto the media circuit to defend McMental but not a peep from David.
Still trying to work out how to gain entry to the banana.
GF: Please nice Mr. Whastyerface-off-Spooks…
FD: We said no names!
GF: I went and promised the assorted lunatics who read my blog that I’d have a scoop for them today…
FD: Yep…
GF: But I went and shot my load, because the News of the Screws and the feckin’ Times have already spilled it all. I’ve got shag all to give them.
FD: What do you want us to do about it?
GF: Well you read all their emails don’t you? There must be something else…
FD: Well I’ve got this one from George Osborne about that time when he sucked…
GF: Sh! Sh! We’re not doing Tories this year.
FD: It’s a good email.
GF: No – have you got an email from Tom Watson, or Gordon Brown? Or Ed Balls?
FD: Balls and Brown use carrier pigeons. We catch about half, but it’s all in an inpenetrable code…
GF: Then I’ll have to do the honorable thing…
FD: What? Apologise and run no story?
GF: No, just make a load of shit up and hope they all swallow it!
make mine a pint of Crème de menthe
Cardinal Blair drinks that too.
How sad and desperate you appear, wait a little longer before rushing to judgement eh?
Trying to smear a story before it appears comes across as sad.
No need to make up a load of shit.
You’re already here
New Labour filth
u must be a troll since u are too stupid to realise there may be an element of bluff, single double and tripple to get the guilty who are shitting themselves to attempt various cover-ups and arse saving tricks that end up self incriminating
It may be a mistake to look for the single criminal mastermind of the Hollywood thriller, when perhaps we should be thinking of the “Common Plan or Purpose” in which the indictments at Nuremberg were framed.
Precisely.
NuLabour was founded then elected on this stuff, and has shored up its Govts so, ever since
The verdict of history will be damning
Guido – have you got anything on Balls? Oh I do hope so.
anyone think guido may have gone for a walk on his own?
I think I’ve found the beverege Mr McBride was attempting to purchase:
http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment/top-10-strange-beer-names_3.html
Either that or http://www.fatbastardwine.com/
Mouthpeice of the state BBC is keeping anything about Balls quiet
there a bit on that blog the guy linked to above though
http://what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
I think guido knows exactly what hes doing. whats even better is i think downing street knows exactly what guido is doing. he he he
I’m afraid you’re right. The self-same goons that tried to put the frighteners on Damian Green with threats of ‘life imprisonment’ will be tracking Guido everywhere he goes, identifying everyone he talks to in pubs and clubs, recording every ‘phone call and email he sends, every transaction in and out of his bank accounts, and analysing his blog for secret signals to accomplices involved in dog-fouling, littering, and improper disposal of domestic rubbish. New Labour RIP(A)
Mandelson says it’s all over so it must be true.
Move along now,
Be good little citizens and go and watch the truth on the BBC.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8006965.stm
Yeah the news is positive
BBC: ‘Economy no longer in freefall’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8005439.stm
Should really read: ‘Economy will contract 3% this year and by 0.1% in 2010′
Just 900,000 job losses this year and 400,000 next
i.e. 3 million on the dole just after election in June 2010
I am the one in ten, a number on a list
Why he’s taken so long on this picnic? Have NuLab done a David Kelly on him?
we told him not to bring the painkillers and that butter knife
You must let the black stuff stand.
“396 Mr Christopher says:
April 19, 2009 at 3:53 pm
It may be a mistake to look for the single criminal mastermind of the Hollywood thriller, when perhaps we should be thinking of the “Common Plan or Purpose” in which the indictments at Nuremberg were framed”
OK I’m listening………….?
The games up for me and my menagerie of rubbish personalities. As is clear for all to see the Bunker is staffed by liars and nasty drooling creeps. And boy am I up to my chubby neck in it. Help
Why has he taken so long on the picnic? Have NuLab done another David Kelly?
Everyone back from their hols tomorrow, must be more fun to do it this way than feed the Sunday papers and give people less time to invent their responses.
“Smear row over” says Mandelson
….and there’s us thinking that the fucking row had only just got started.
Lucky for us he announced it on the Beeb Website because we’d have been sitting here all afternoon waiting for Guido to come back from his picnic just to tell us the very same thing.
were all waiting
gone through 4 whiskeys already
while your waiting try my caption competition
http://what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
Tories = useles, chinless wonders from a disproportionate, privileged background – non-intellectual, crass and uninspiring save for those who favour dumbing down. Supporters = unthinking sycophants. Labour Party = betraying everything that is good in society. Kri Alienz = smart. witty and ace off diary investigative reporter bar none…ha ha ha!!
You can’t even spell your own name. Hoon.
I was wondering how to pronounce your name. Do you offer guidance?
Well that’s ok then, Bliar’s bum-chum Mandy says everything is fine. Note how the BBC rolls over at the ‘news’.
I’m loving this, I knew ths bunch of Hoons were corrupt and incompetant. Now we are finding out just how corrupt and incompetant that actually are.
Roll on 3/6/10, it can’t come a day too soon.
dont repeat youself
thats wot lefties do
Repeating yourself is a good device to use anonymous. Now lets try thinking folks. Yea yawn sums up your mentaility mate – intellect zilch ha ha ha
You are Charles Hardwidge and I claim my £5!
See you in Bristol in a couple of weeks
yea yawn
Erith & Thamesmead, what they call a “proppa” Labour area
http://youyouidiot.blogspot.com/2009/02/thamesmead.html
He’s done a ‘canoe man’. Buggered off to South America with all the advertising money from this site. Will probably leave a few hints that he’s been bumped off by his security services mate so that you lot keep lapping this shit up.
Good afternoon Charlie.
How did you know it was me?
Thought I’d take a break from fixing elections (I mean, stopping others from fixing elections) and take the piss out of that loser Fawkes for a bit.
How do you know it’s Charlie could be his missus
For £15,000 a year? Rare vintages served up in The Cesspit sometimes cost as much per bottle!
lol
lol
Harman Pride is a HATE CRIME.
Guido’s just been spotted at Terminal 5 Heathrow with a boading pass and a load of suitcases….
Mandy’s political charm seems to be going to pot today – he said he’s fed up, ahhh…, well come into the land of the living Mandy were cheering here for Guido. About time somebody broke all your sleaze and cover-ups.
Three generations of voting labour, never again.
‘Red-Rag’ was set up on November 4th!? Well,it’s obvious they were going to try to coat-tail on your success by saying ‘We scoop Fawkes/We know the REAL INSIDERS’.These are the top brains in the Labour machine.If the BBC wasn’t onside,they would have been out after Blair’s ‘Pretty straight sort of guy’ lie.Thank God for the pretty straight GUY we have here.
You sound totally deluded my friend? Have you tried therapy, it might help, but you may too far to the right with your intellect stolen for it to do any good. On the other hand you could do the world a favour and just go away. Lte’s have some real global justice and an end to greed. Anyone join me?
An end to all greed except ZaNuLieBor greed you must mean Kris.
You are the ones who are going away for a long long time.
Voting Labour ? Too late for “sorry”, scum bag. We know where you live.
Guido, you could stand in Ed Balls’ seat as an ind anti sleaze. just a thought.
Harman’s laughing herself shitless. All the boys toppling down around her while she keeps quiet behind the scenes, letting out a whisper or two at the right time…
Plenty of opportunities for her shadow dominatrix party to take over once the lads have been gently shuffled out of the way. Who also have meetings on Wednesday afternoons.
Guido, I really need you to adjust your filters so that all my posts are automatically deleted: I can’t stop myself from shitting all over your website, and it is getting really embarrassing.
If there was such a thing as digital incontinence pads I would use them, if anyone knows where I can get some please let me know.
That’s actually pathetic, anyway I have a life and will have to go. I have a message for anonymous before I start my backpacking journey, I’ll put a message up tonight before I leave.
Thank you for going.
Mark Oaten knows the supplier!
Mandelson’s stars for today:
Libra Daily Horoscope 18-19 APR 2009
“You may be yearning for romance – or if you have one your feelings may intensify. An “up close and personal” encounter might engender an intimate bond. Trust your instincts in a deal. What you don’t know now, you can feel. Life is lovelier at work – and a colleague may think you are too. It is time to complete any unfinished business or pay old debts. Soon you may deal with a person who wants to make you more “perfect”.”
Hat tip to astrologer Michael Star
Pravda website reports that Mandie is saying that smeargate is ‘over’.
Sounds like a very blatent instruction to Al-jabeeba to drop the story. Hopefully, not all the media is rightened of him any more. Should Zanulabour lose the next election (we can only hope that postal votes don’t count) then he will have little sway over the MSM – perhaps they’l start deserting him now…
No comment – the matter is CLOSED – and now “Here on the BBC News Channel we have Entertainment 24 and meanwhile on BBC One we have “Points of View” with Jeremy Vine(P.S. any viewers comments will of course be read in a stupid voice and then a very “smug” BBC Producer will come on and tell you why we’re not actually agreeing with your point of view anyway – afteall we’re the BBC – we know what’s best for you!)
Would I be right in thinking there’s a meeting of Labour MPs tomorrow? If so, I think that will tell us whether backbenchers agree with the Mandelson line as reported by the BBC. The internal fall-out probably isn’t over, and backbenchers should hold the leadership to account for their conduct.
It’s funny that Mandelson is the one who is now trying to draw a line under the affair, when his culture of spin and media management is the reason Labour has found itself in such difficulties. If Brown wants to draw a line under this, he needs to remove people like Mandelson, as well as the likes of Balls and Watson, or the perception will be that Labour is its usual sleazy, manipulative self.
There’s a rumour Guido is going to post at six
Anonymous I’ll send you ameassge tonight, I am preparing to go on a backpacking journey but I’ll contact you tonight before I go mate.
Here maybe?
“379 Rexel 56 says:
April 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Iain Dale doing a live blog at 6pm…. does he know when the picnic ends”
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
so much for that
Met Guido at the park and shared a snifter on the old gingham blanket…he is adamant he is not going to spill the proverbials until he gets at least 1000 comments (gotta make hay and all that ) chin chin
when iain dale is doing his live webchat
seems a tad disrespectful
Anonymous I’ll send you ameassge tonight, I am preparing to go on a backpacking journey but I’ll contact you tonight before I go mate
Guido Fawkes is actually, really Gordon Brown, brilliant piece of reverse psychology! Ta ta.
no your wrong because guido knows how to run a sucessfull political blogg , so cant be gordon
Mr Haywood was the the Balls meetings. This Mr Haywood.
Blair’s dirty work…….
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/bruce-anderson/tony-blair-has-betrayed-the-truth-and-compromised-his-civil-servants-645527.html
sorry which anonymous you talking to?
refer by number
Not you, you nobody
Gordon Brown’s Horoscope for Today – Pisces – Jonathan Cainer
“Every week is a special week. Every day is special, too. Every hour, every minute, every second, is a gift from the cosmos. If we don’t enjoy and appreciate it, we waste it. If we are too upset, too sad, too angry, too caught up in a drama, we may fail to notice just how magical our gift of life truly is. It remains magical, though, whether we notice or not. This week, somehow, it may prove hard for you to notice anything other than how strange, how odd or how off- putting a situation has become. You don’t think you could ever learn to like what you’re now seemingly obliged to lump. But there’s a genuine chance that you could yet learn to love it. Now, I’ve just recorded your new spoken forecast. Listen to a sample, then follow the instructions to hear the rest of it.. right now, for free!”
Hat tip to media astrologer Jonathan Cainer
Will all you nice people on here please tell my Derek that he really doesn’t look like Joe Pasquale ? He’s in the garden shed with the curtains drawn, on his laptop, administering some self-therapy and says he’s not coming out ’til everyone says sorry.
Thanks for voting for me on Strictly by the way, even though I know you didn’t realise at the time how difficult it is being married to a comedian. Still, Andrew’s been a real trooper and alway been there for me.
Kate, is he now posting as Man in a Shed?
How’s his new job going?
He’s got it in hand.
We must be nearly ready for McBride’s diary revelations….’I was Gordon’s rock’….(not cock, he is a happliy married man)……will it be in the Daily Mirror or Daily Telegraph? Weyhey!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your page impressions for today are going to monstrous. Nicely done!
Guidos organ is massively swollen
You can be 100% sure that if Mandelson is trying to draw a line under it and stop it dead, then something big is about to come down the wire. They are in damage control mode.
Brown’s premiership is turning just as I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy. And see my letter in today’s Sunday Telegraph……
Can any techie explain why I can only access this site via a proxy when normally I have no problems at all? Are MI5 locking this place down or something?
There’s something odd afoot.
Let’s hear it for the boys and girls at Chelters who just follow orders……..
And a big one for the stiff-necked tossers at Langley…… just in case.
It’s probably your ISP blocking you, not MI5. Rip their tits off in a complaint.
Seems to be affecting several ISPs – no clear idea what the common factor is here though…..
I have a Crappedon Factor of 6.
Alistair Darling on YouTube SPINNING the budget.
Be the 23rd person to see it!!!
Why?
108 Bugger
Jowell has apologised! For breaking Parliamentary protocol.
What a fantastic constituency MP she is. Has she ever been here? It’s south of the river.
Ground breaking work for hard working families in adjacent, no er, adjoining, no er, nearby maybe, Erith and Thamesmead – and its good to know on behalf of all constituents of Dulwich and West Norwood that Georgia Gould has strong support amongst the Erith constituency Labour party membership of 279.
I able to get on here via Firefox, though on my iPhone, its a bit patchy, probably due to the sheer numbers of Lobby Hacks and MPs awaiting with baited breath…
Yeah, who only knows how much its cost the taxpayer in weekend overtime today.
lol, would be so funny if half the people on here were MP’s getting the daily news.
As voters, MP’s have a lot to fear about US getting the daily news, which will be very funny come elections.
The death of labour is upon us, quick bury it before it stinks! Bugger too late!
There is no truth in the rumour that Derek Draper has been approached by us to appear on I’m a Celebrity later this year. We’ve had to go public on this because all the poisonous snakes have started leaving the jungle in an act of self-preservation.
For those of you who are new here. Just to let you know there’s bloody thousands of you, all making Guido richer. That includes all the Labourites shitting themselves pressing F5 to see if their name pops up today.
Guido’s probably sunk five pints of Guinness and a couple of bottles of Margaux, lets hope he posts before he gets on to the brandy.
The Daily Politics Blog, Live Chat tomorrow starting 11:45am
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865
Mr Christopher it also said
“This is a time when a full Hoon will come in contact with uranus”
Text speak for
“Peter , can you make lunch this weekend?”
Damn, I knew I should have “listened to a sample, then followed the instructions to hear the rest of it.. right now, for free!”
I’ve told you not to call me Peter in public.
Now known as Barman Pride
lmao
Draper and McBride have plenty, I’ve been informed. You can ask them for some. Especially after Gordon had to say sorry for them.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6105105.ece
It would be interesting to do a search on UK news stories and find out how many ‘lines’ have been ‘drawn under’ things by ZNL since they came to power. There must be hundreds of lines.
It was rumoured that prior to shooting himself as the Red Army smashed through Berlin ,Hitler sent a message out to Stalin along the lines of ” Lets just draw a line under this, lessons have been learned and its time to move on”. Apparently Stalin wasnt impressed.
FFS, hurry up Guido, Mandy’s already changed my nappy twice.
From the look of that picture on the wall his office is in need of yet another artist.
Let’s hope he posts before we all resort to the brandy!
hear hear! hic hac hock!
This is BBC News. We now interrupt our rolling non-coverage of the Downing Street smeargate scandal to bring you these top stories:
- Using the buried dead to bury bad news: Hillsborough papers ‘may’ be released says Jacqui Smith.
- Woman talks on BBC about word that she was sacked by BBC for saying in private.
- E&Y Item Club: economy to move forward into broad sunlit uplands of just 1.4 million further job losses.
- We can’t believe that 26% of you still believe this shit and 100% of you are paying for it.
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I’m really gutted I was looking forward to keep voting for him to do “the Bush Tucker Trial” every day
Post the damn thing.
Some of us have a plane to catch…..
Come on Guido, this is getting boring now and your letting the likes of Mandy and the Beeb put across the message that this is all over now. It better be bloody good.
No wonder Guido felt a need to rush out of the house! BBC Radio 4 is now broadcasting, without a hint of irony, a solid 40-minute repeat of “Blair’s Faith Foundation.”
— BREAKING —
Whelan, Balls – toast! Judging by what’s just gone up on WikiLeaks, Guido’s “impending” story has already hit the net:
http://tinyurl.com/bqqrvx
Fuck off you Rick Rolling Cock sucker
haha!
test
He’s around because he’s started moderating my comments. The fucking fascist!
Meanwhile……
“A third of those questioned in a BPIX survey for the Mail on Sunday thought Gordon Brown’s government was sleazier than the last Conservative administration – compared to 23% who said it was less sleazy.”
Excuse me? 23%??! Just who are these morons?? Give me a party that has the occaisional sexual pecadillo expose’ rather than one that bleeds me white and tells me what I can say…
FFS…. *sigh*
Thanks to Al JaBeebya.
I assume Guido wants the story to be in time to hit tomorrow’s papers first batch in which case I quess it should be released in the next hour or so.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122756.ece
I f Balls is truly the man behind the skid mark in the underwear of the smear machine, perhaps some investigation is due into the relationship with this young Gould girl cos it was her daddy and Ed balls who were known to have attended a meeting of the secretive Bilderberg Group, in 2003 perhaps.
Guido – are you waiting for Dispatches to air tonight, or is there some other reason you are not talking about Francis Maude’s blatant troughing?
He’s around because he’s moderating the comments now. The fucking fascist!
bored bored bored bored boring bored boring boring boring thats you that is
A. That’s on record.
Postscript, if there were ticketless, why weren’t they turned away rather than forced into the stands/ cages as they were?
Go fuck yourself. Huhne. Justice for the 96.
Didn’t mean to post that twice. Perhaps he’s not moderating the comments at all. Fucking fascist!
Just because people say you’re paranoid doesn’t mean you aren’t
Admit it ! We’re bloody good at muddying the waters ain’t we ?
And now – one BBC 3 – it’s Eastenders Omnibus edition followed by our 30 seconds news round-up – all the trivial news just when YOU want it !
New for Summer 2009: Two-Minute Hate. Harness the power of your mind to destroy the Party’s enemies, with your host Derek Draper.
This is an interesting Blog Post from Mr Gwain Towler of UKIP :-
http://tinyurl.com/cmmeuh
“All this stuff about Dolly Draper rather takes my mind tumbling back to my time as a student. Draper, then the National President of the Young Fabians was giving a talk to the York University Labour Students. I as the Chairman of the Student Tory association ambled along to hear what was being said and ended up in the bar afterwards (Vanbrugh if I recall).
Well the Conversation went on until past closing time and fascinated by experiencing for the first time both the moral vacuity at the heart of the growing New Labour project, (this must have 1992) and its extraordinary will to power and ambition I invited Draper back to my house to continue the discussion and kip over – he had missed the last train to London.
And so the conversation continued. I was, at the time, and for a range of reasons the York Student Union L and G officer and so the issue of gay rights was broached. Draper told me that the garnering of power was the purpose of the new moves in the Labour Party, not direct intellectual consistency. He gave as an example the new version of Labour would happily junk its commitments to Gay equality if it would mean that they would gain more votes in the vital ‘conservative’ middle classes than it would lose in its more secure ‘Islingtonian’ support base.
Needless to say I was taken aback. But not nearly as much as the following exchange – which memory has kept fresh, for you will understand good reasons.
DD: So you are politically ambitious?
GT: Yes.
DD: You want to get elected to Westminster?
GT: Yes of course.
DD: Wouldn’t it be fun if sometime in the future you were over on your side of the despatch box and I was on my side and we both knew that we had fucked?”
I pointed out that just because I was bi this didn’t mean I was prepared to go to bed with any man who asked.
He continued pleading for about quarter of an hour until I took him upstairs put him in my bed and went downstairs to the couch.
Though pretty appalled by the hypocrisy I was prepared to let it lie there, until his reaction the following day. The next morning he was obviously deeply embarrassed by the affair, but in classic Draper mode he covered it through aggression.
DD: Don’t you dare tell anybody about what happened last night” he hissed “Don’t you dare or I will destroy you. I know more people in the Tory party than you. And I can make sure your career in politics is destroyed”.
Well, being an Englishman of a particular sort I don’t care for that sort of bullying, so I did precisely that and informed the then head of the York Labour Students. It must have got back to him, because when I saw him on Parliament Square a couple of moths later, he walked past me, and noticing me span round and spat,”I will destroy you”‘.
I have followed his career with some interest ever since. And none of the recent goings on surprise me at all.”
How dare you say that about my Derek. We had a lovely night yesterday- after watching the Sound of Music he got me to f**t him whilst I wore a Guido mask.
There you go….
Now you know why he became known as Dolly at Manchester Uni.
And why Dolly was a friend of (and cheerleader for) confirmed bachelor Hattersley and subsequently worked for Nick Brown and Mandelson.
Years ago, then-editor of The Sun Yelland ran the headline ‘Are we being run by a gay cabal?’ He was quietly led away from the editorship shortly afterwards.
Which might explain why Blair was known in chambers as Miranda and why Brown spent his summer holidays in the gay hot spot Cape Cod.
It’s not the homosexuality I mind, it’s the inherent duplicity of the bi-sexual man and the sense that Yelland may well have been right. No kind of cabal is good news.
funny that..I knew him at Manchester and his favourite modus op at the time was the Lesbian Soc…though he by no means confined his sights there- pretty much anything went……He tried his dubious charm on with me once or twice, but thankfully I made my excuses and left….
And he’s never washed his hair since.
no, and reports of a goateed man being bundled into the back of a transit in St James’ Park are no being closely followed up by Plod……
from home or work?
580. Well the whole labour party know whats its like to be Fucked by Draper. I wonder if his wife likes it the Garry-way?
Kate, over to you.
Yes I do.
My Poor Dolly’s diseased chipolata doesnt touch the sides
She’s not the only one
kates got a nice tatoo in the small of her back lol
If Draper’s bi, then poor old Kate won’t know which way to turn tonight..
boom, boom!
Well, I’ve just been for a picnic too, and I didnt’ see Guido. Highly suspicious.
I see the BBC website is leading on the very important news that Nelson Mandela went to an ANC event. Leading on that. No more licence fees for you, propafucktards.
Is he free yet?
7.00pm Channel 4: Dispatches: The Westminster Gravy Train
Freedom-of-information campaigner Heather Brooke investigates the controversies surrounding politicians’ expense claims, providing an insight into how public money is being spent. The programme examines the roles of patronage and lobbying in both houses, questioning to what extent it serves personal rather than public interest, and also looks at the damage being caused by the delays in releasing details of MPs’ full expenses.
MP expenses?
Well that will be one show Richard Murphy will not be appearing on….
Blimey! The CBBC program “Hedz”has just shown Gordon Brown prancing around in pink tutu. They must be familiar with some of the speculation here ad elsewhere…
Apparently I can’t be arsed to spell check either
There’s no answer to that and it’s quite put me off my tea ! – but why are you watching CBBC ? And does your Mummy know you’re on this “naughty racist foul-mouthed” blog and do you think you should be using words like “arse” ?
Although I will accept that watching CBBC or even CBeebies is probably more exciting than waiting for Guido to release the next episode of “Smeargate” – if it actually exists – it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry – I think I’ll go and watch the new series of “Last of the Summer Wine” instead
In spite of the current Government’s best efforts, I think that at 31 I’m allowed to decide on the type of language I use thank you
CBBC is on (shockingly) for my children.
Thank you for the concern though
God – I’ve been away all night(by the way cant be whatever – point taken – I remember having to sit through interminable Postman Pat programmes when my kids were younger — they only made 5 programmes in all – after sitting through it 3 times with all my various kids – at least they then went on to watch Thomas the Tank Engine which was better(TV was still steam driven in those days not digital -I can honestly say I never want to hear about Greendale or Jess the Cat ever again although I fear that I will have to repeat the exercise with my grandchildren but at least I can doze off this time around ) and Guido has still not spilled the beans. I can’t stand this it’s past my bedtime – it’ll have to wait until morning !!!!!!!!
Goodnight all
Guido we know your out there
we can hear you breathing
I’ve been checking the blog all probably reloaded over a 100 times… If i fail my a-levels because of no revision i will blame McBride and Labour for being such bloody twats that im hooked on founding out how big Bastards they are
You can tell my spelling has already suffered.
Shouldn’t worry – you won’t get a job anyway even with a degree let alone a-levels. That’s how “f***ed the country is under Brown & Co
P.S.
By the way -you will need a degree – at least 2.1 – to get a job/interview at McDonalds these days by the way ! It’ll only cost you £20,000 plus in student debt – well worth it. Happy revising !!!
well i was planning on PPE at oxford. Might as well just change to philosophy though because:
1. There’s not going to be any economy to study how the it works.
2. What’s the point of studying politics if the only way to be successful is to fuck over your rivals with smear?
I’ve been tiling the bathroom for two weeks now! The missus has threatened to unplug my computrrrrrrrrrrrrhhh
while your all waiting around could you give me a wee hand
some leftie loonys on my blog and wont fuck off
hes going to “report me to dereck draper”
anyone up for a fight?
http://what-they-wont-tell-you.blogspot.com/
No sweat. I give me old mucker Finnegan a bell.
Long picnic Guido. Must be a 6 course one
Alice Mahon seems to have been quite a good MP.
# Voted a mixture of for and against introducing a smoking ban.
# Voted a mixture of for and against introducing ID cards.
# Voted very strongly against introducing foundation hospitals.
# Voted strongly against introducing student top-up fees.
# Voted a mixture of for and against Labour’s anti-terrorism laws.
# Voted very strongly against the Iraq war.
# Voted a mixture of for and against an investigation into the Iraq war.
# Voted strongly for the hunting ban.
# Voted very strongly for equal gay rights and it got her Mandy
Always thought that Harman is an exciting and attractive woman, but a bit stupid.
Well you can’t have everything!!!
And she hates white hetro men.
Bosh!!!!
She’ll go ‘effin mental when she finds out Pride’s been on her Sybian all afternoon!
guido come back to us
According to Dr E. Munchhausen, Professor of Palmistry at the Wright Institute, Berkeley, Mandelson’s fortune was sealed when he began waxing the backs of his hands.
I don’t care what anyone says, the British Public will never vote for a Primeminister who’s surname is Balls. That Ed does not understand this simple fact speaks volumes for his warped view of reality.
PM Balls
Has a nice ring to it?
Lord Balls
Will you be wanting your usual room this evening ?
Liitle wonder his rat-faced wife has retained her maiden name. It’s a New Lav thing as well, of course – Cooper, Harman, Garraway, Phillips……..
Must make Posh a Tory.
“Liitle wonder his rat-faced wife has retained her maiden name. It’s a New Lav thing as well, of course – Cooper, Harman, Garraway, Phillips……..”
No, it’s a 21st century thing. I suppose you think wives are the property of their “husbands”?
You are a misogynistic, sexist pig and your hate-speech has no place on the blogosphere. You are a prime example of why IMO we need to start regulating the Internet.
Regulating the internet, Harman Pride? Hmmm.. good luck with that…
And they’ll never vote for a Brown Balls dream ticket.
Fair leaves a nasty taste in the mouth does that.
Just ask me
What about a Copper Balls ticket ? Sorry, Cooper/Balls. Or, of course, Two Balls for Labour.
Imagine if you will a competant MP called Balls (obviously not the current one).
If he does well it’s Balls Up.
If he does badly is Balls Drop.
He cannot win.
I bet tom watson,s took the laptop in the crapper with him.
The home maid secetary is thinking” anyone but me”
Ed Bollox………………So what!
Is guido
a. pissed under a tree?
b. locked in Paddington nick?
c. just winding up Maguire ?
d. dead in an alleyway?
Congrats Guido,congrats.Couldn’t have happened to a nicer Bride.
Brown/Balls/Cooper/Bride.Keep trucking!
FA cup semi’s in extra time. It’ll all kick off here after the penalty shoot-out…
It’s all about priorities, see.
Hope the picnic went well. Any chance you could post an entry to help this poor woman fight back:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/jemima-lewis/5178670/The-NHS-fails-again-and-again-it-seems-nobody-is-to-blame.html
Quite right the fact that it was other nurses who were neglecting the patients seems to have been lost on the NMC. They are presumably all still in post wondering why the patient with two broken arms hasn’t eaten their food for days or is lying in shit.
Hmmm.
GF: (Yawning) That was fun. What’s the time.
Mrs.GF (yawning also) Ohh err um, (looks at GF’s watch) err 5.20, no 6.20. Why?
GF: Bugger………..
Fuckit, I’m watchin’ the penalties first
Quite right too
Some picnic…
We’re probably not going to hear the story until a bit later tonight. The reason being is that Guido wants the Ray Collins story to get as much air time as possible on the major news bullitens tonight – he doesn’t want his new story to lessen the damage on Collins. Guido is no doubt aiming for maximum damage to start with tomorrow morning’s news headlines therefore the announcement will come in a couple more hours.
Quite. He’s waiting for Monday’s papers to go to bed before spilling the beans.
After all, it’d be quite nice to see the press running late tonight trying to catch up with Guido’s latest scoop.
Possibly also waiting for 1,000 comments so here’s one more!
‘So do you punch the Prime Minister’s spin doctor in the face there and then, or given you are a Guinness drinker, take your time over getting revenge?’
Four-Eyed-English-Genius “Neither. A very hard knee in the balls (or where they would be if he had any) should suffice!”
The best bit about old Damian for me is the constant reference to his age, usually under a photograph of him looking like Britain’s next obesity-related cardiac arrest. 34? He looks like an overweight 55 year old.
The second best bit is he’s married to some television bird with big tits whose thoughts are now leaning towards dumping the two legged fat liability she married.
Once she notices the dinner invitations have dried up lately and starts worrying about the effect on her career wearing make-up in front of a camera then Damo is for the expensive divorce hurdle.
She wouldn’t even have to turn up in court. Damo couldn’t get a sympathetic hearing from the fucking Samaritans now.
Ditch the fat bastard before he has the cardiac arrest, Katie baby. He’s no longer good for your career and you don’t look good in black as plunging necklines aren’t appropriate at funerals. Especially as you won’t be able to PAY people to attend.
I’m giving it 2/1 on a divorce announcement from the talented tit-wearer within six months.
Enough is enough. If there is a legal problem just post that and everyone will be happy.
Guido:
You are becoming nearly as annoying as that git heffer. He writes bollox and you can`t seem to post what you hint at.
On the + side heffer really is a bollox.
GF: Right, I’ve been pretending to be on a picnic long enough
DD: Yes darling!
GF: Let’s get this show on the road!
DD: It’s not more about me?
GF: No… I’ve got an email that says that Brighton is closer to London than the rail companies would have us believe!
DD: No way!
GF: You’d better believe it! They slow down a bit halfway to make it feel longer.
DD: This is going to slay them!
GF: They’ll be glad they waited!!
But it still takes twice as long to get to nearby Hastings.
Mandy thinks its all over. The man’s an idiot. This will run until it brings them all down and the harder the better.
Is this the blog equivalent of ‘Waterboarding’ Labour ?
Ha Ha
*applause*
Any minute now……
reminder channel 4 @ 1900 westminster gravytrain
Guido,
You have a helluva lot more self-control than many of us thats for sure.
How many here reading about McBride’s Guinness-spilling antics didn’t mutter “zap him!” to themselves, or visualize a ramrod-like fist slamming soundly into his face?
You have obviously read, re-read and digested Romans 12:19-21
Come on Guido, I’m wetting myself in anticipation.
I’d quite happily enjoy beating the living daylights out of McBride, the stinking fat slug deserves to be lynched.
Guido, don’t let yourself be stampeded into premature action by copy-taking deadliners, but wait until you have found a sure schwerpunkt at a time and place not of New Labour’s choosing.
Dear Mr Christopher, or can I call you the beast.
Please post in English only as us non foreign speaking chaps cannot know what shewerpunk is.
“shewerpunk” related to “sewer punk”
Current usage:
shewerpunk as in The Testicular One, Drippy, and half a dozen “Mcs” set to be further abbreviated.
it’s clear that guido wants to stuff the budget so that’s why the post has been delayed!!
Come on Guido lad, my F5 button is worn out.
Pleased to see the Mancs out of the cup.
Unlucky Duckface oh and what a fucking lazy shitehawk that Berbatov is.
Mancs out of cup superb ! Wasnt Ferguson a tosser the other day what a pisspoor attempt to goad the Spaniard.
Ferguson is the biggest Huhne in football, and he’s heavily implicated with this corrupt stasi we have in power now. Can’t wait for these two corrupt tyrants to be given their marching orders – Brown and his mate ‘Sir’ Alex.
He is a fucking tosser every day of the week. Posts here using the name Fucking Delicious!
Ferguson is McBrides TRUE father.
Just look.
Where was this fucking picnic, Hanging Rock?
I don’t often laugh at blog comments, but that was a good one.
Bravo. That made me chuckle.
well done frankfisher…still laughing,michael.
Come on Guido my F5 key is worn out.
FFS
Aha – I seem some of the new visitors to this blog may be unaware of the ‘Guido Surprise Strategy’..
1/ Announce there is going to be a ‘shock’ or ‘important’ announcement ‘tomorrow’.
2/ Get an early night and resolve to check in early in the morning.
3/ See that there has not been an announcement and wait patiently.
4/ And wait.
5/ And wait.
6/ Wait slightly impatiently.
7/ Wait far less patiently.
8/ Wait very impatiently.
9/ Get very impatient.
10/ Potential target of ‘sliming’ assume that he is bullshitting.
11/ Faithful readers assume either that the ‘announcement’ is part of what has already been announced elsewhere in the media, or that Guido is all mouth and no trousers and…
12 / KABANGBOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A large amount of shit hits a very big fan to the ‘Shock and Awe’ of the by now somnolent target…
Remember, co-conspirators, that only when steps 10 and 11 have been achieved can a final result be anticipated…
Does
“all mouth and no trousers”
have quite the same meaning here as what my mum means when she says it?
Sound more like a midnight announcement in this context…
I’ve got faith and gratitude to Guido. he has already done more than most journalists have done in a month of Sundays. He’s having the break he should have done last weekend probably. He has family ya know. Take your time Guido. Thank you, once again.
They must be sweating buckets now.
Do you think an unidentified Irishman’s body will be found naked and trussed up with an orange stuffed into his mouth ?
In his arse, his arse you dick.
It;s just what they do in Eastleigh
Ello ello ello where ave you been?
Post the blog or I will send the lads round with their batons.
FFS sort it out!
You thought Andy Burnham got boo’ed at Hillsborough.
Trust me this is what all Labour politicians will get going forward.
Barrett (US politician) certainly handled it better than Burnham who looked like a rabbit in the headlights.
As if to prove the point…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8006965.stm
Is that your final answer, Lord Mandy ?
Sure you don’t want to ‘phone a friend’ ? Or even a ‘fiend’ ?
It’s all over. On your way now. Nothing to see here.
Go home and watch the truth on the BBC.
The Prime Minister and Lord Mandelson are getting on with the job while the Tories keep banging on about some private e-mails that were simply banter between mates.
The Tories have nothing to say on the big issues.
Big issues like our Bankrupted Economy you mean !
Simply banter between mates is it now? oooh I see now sick smears and horrible lies are OK are they comrade? I thought the party line was that they were all shocked and sickened by the smears, you seem to be off message comrade, better check back with labhome to see what the official line is now.
Yes i would recommened that all labour gobshites should acquaint themselves with big Issues and find themselves a good spot to sell them.
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Just some banter between mates.
If by “banter” you mean “a calculated political smear produced by the Prime Minister’s state employed chief advisor during working time and sent from a government e-mail account in Downing Street”, and by “mates” you mean “sub-human scum” then you’ve got a point there, my oxymoronic friend.
Harman Pride – voice of the sick, twisted, perverted mind of socialism.
yes nasty has spoken. lets all just go back to sleep shall we?
thanks for the brilliant insight, as ever, bbc.
…or even a friend of Dorothy
Oh Come on Guido when are you going to tell, Ive got work in the morning
Don’t you sense that Kevin Maguire is on the edge – in hiding – not answering the ‘phone – not replying to emails – not writing his next bit for his paper – frightened to move out of where he is – not wanting to speak with anybody – especially not Andrew Neil of the BBC’s Daily Politics – living in fear ..don’t you ….?
He looked terribly haunted earlier on Sky. Was going to send for Derek Draporah to perform an exorcism.
677 You need to get out more.
I think he’s waiting for Monday’s papers to go to bed before spilling the beans.
Papers don’t go to bed anymore unfortunately.
The 24/7 news cycle means the webpages at least, are updated across the cycle, as and when.
The fish and chips wrapper you buy each morning is out of date before the presses roll.
I have been a hack for more than 20 years, mostly overseas. The lobby stinks, it always has. I don’t know you and I suspect I would not much like you. But your exposure of the vile libels that the cabinet office was planning to spread has been a more significant public service than the combined efforts of every lobby journalist.
Picnic Guido? looks like a bottle too many of the Red has kept you away from the keyboard.
Dont keep us waiting man, spill the beens
Guido’s ‘lull ‘em into a false sense of security approach….
….So do you punch the Prime Minister’s spin doctor in the face there and then, or given you are a Guinness drinker, take your time over getting revenge? “Good things come to those who wait.”
My advice would be to change the ‘or’ to ‘and’.
Lord Mandelson is right – it’s time to end this tittle-tattle and start concentrating on the real issues that affect real people, like the economy.
Labour are taking action to give help to families and businesses now and for the future. By contrast, the Conservatives would do nothing.
Labour is acting to support the British economy by:
* Stopping the banking system collapsing, so that businesses and families have a safe and secure system they can rely on.
* Giving real help to families and businesses now so that people have a means by which they can get through this downturn
* Getting lending moving for small businesses, medium and large businesses as well as mortgage holders.
Labour’s commitment giving real help now and real hope for the future stands in stark contrast to the Tories who would do nothing.
By opposing Labour’s fiscal stimulus, the Conservatives have set themselves against providing real help now for families and businesses. They are committed not just to spending less in a time of need but also to spend less in the future.
By doing nothing, they would deepen the downturn and delay the recovery, just as they did in the recessions of the 1980s and 1990s. They would make Britain weaker not stronger for the future.
Ignore, people.
Liar
Troll
Supporter of sexists.
Do you realise that’s a libellous comment?
“Liar
Troll
Supporter of sexists.”
If it’s not true, sue me.
Best defence against libel is called “fair comment”.
dick
Where did this moron come from? Mandleson’s arse no doubt. Fuck off back up there shit-for-brains. This blog is intended for people with IQs above 50.
who collapsed the feckin’ banking system (pardon my french) in the first place, pray tell us -and don’t bother with “it was the americans”. the bank of england explained it in words of one syllable in 2006 and still you wouldn’t listen.
what real help to families and business would that be, then? come on, real examples please?
how is lending movig compared with six months ago – facts, figures and graphs right now please?
deepen the downturn? the country’s BANKRUPT you moron!
‘They are committed not just to spending less in a time of need but also to spend less in the future’
You might find quite a few people – sickened by Labour’s waste and fearful for the country’s ability to pay off Labour’s debts – might actually vote for such a proposition.
Ever thought of that?
The more I read this fellow/girl the more I believe he/she is a Tory. Keep it up.
I didn’t know we were doing all this – nobody tells me anything.
Where did this moron come from? Mandleson’s arse no doubt. Fuck off back up there shit-for-brains.
Do you realise that what you just said is potentially against the Law? Under Section 58 of the Coroners & Justice Bill (passed last month), homophobic hate speech is now illegal.
You’re a fascist, you sexist-loving Prescott apologist. And therefore a po-faced liar and a venal hypocrite.
It’s just unnatural.
I’m saving my 2.5% VAT savings in a glass jar to add to my discount for the 40k electric car someone’s building for me … what are you doing Harman P?
Except Mandy goes on telly accuses the Tories of revelling in the recession. Mandy isn’t concentrating on his job just using the recession to conduct the same old New Labour tribal politics. As we now know the government are spending a lot of their time creating fictitious stories about the Tories and briefing against their own MPs.
.Are you fucking retarded or what? nobody is buying your shite anymore comrade fucknuts, your fucking lying rantings are of no interest here so piss off back to labourlist or whatever soul destroying blog you crawled out from.
The only real help newlabour have doled out is to their own fucking bootfilling crooked party members, oh yeah steal all you can newlabour fill those off shore tax havens and blind fucking trusts, claim all those dodgey expenses after all its only the mug taxslave footing the bill isnt it?
“labours commitment giving real help now blah blah….” you really have lost the plot comrade fuckwitt, fantasy island dreaming while the ship sinks, self dellusion and you will be saying we should all be grateful next.
“Stopping the banking system collapsing, so that businesses and families have a safe and secure system they can rely on.”
Sums it up really. You want thanks for THAT? You f***ed up the entire system, and now you want credit for trying to stop it ruining all of us? You set fire to a house, and now you want credit for trying to stop it burning down.
It beats me, it really does. You socialists must just be plain stupid. You bankrupt the country, your governments spend more than they can raise and you wonder why there is no money left. So you print some more money, and/or go crawling to the IMF, and wonder why everybody thinks you are absolute dopes.
La-la land. That’s where they are. La-la land.
Derr!
You missed “hard working” – the help is not for families, only “hard working families”.
The gormless and gullible fondly and naively imagine “hard working” is just a generous description of them all, whereas in New Labour lie talk it is very specifically the few, not the many.
It’s exactly ‘hard-working families’ (or hard-working singletons come to that) who are so badly off under this government. While families who sog on the sofa all day watching telly are doing allright, Jack
It’s gotta be a robot spewing out this inane NuLabSpeak
No human could out with such tosh in all seriousness, surely?
WANKER
Irony, a wonderful British trait
So much to say, so little wine. But just one: “Getting lending moving for small businesses, medium and large businesses as well as mortgage holders.” What fecking planet are you on?
As someone who runs a medium sized business, whenever I hear some minster spouting similar garbage I want to kick anything reasonably close. YOU try and get a fecking loan for a business right now.
I’d quite like Mandy to come down to my office so I can show him what it’s actually like to run a business at the moment. And perhaps he could take that call from HM Revenue and Customs if you are so much as an hour late with your monthly fat cheque to PAYE (its for the ‘expenses, don’t you know..) or VAT returns. I’d like it very much, because after that I’d give him a damn good kicking.
You, Sir/Madam, are an idiot.
Managed to find another bottle. Sorry about the above, I think I’ve been wummed, but it doesn’t negate the sentiment.
No apology necessary.
Just paid off Clydesdale Bank as they started to charge my business 29.25% interest on ‘unplanned borrowing’ whilst negotiating new facility. I’ve banked with Yorkshire/Clydesdale for 15 years
Last year it was called an overdraft at 3.5% over base rate
Where was it that Gordon Brown had his business breakfast this week?
And didn’t Fred Goodwin used to run the Clydesdale Bank?
There is an unholy alliance at work here, and the weapon is money
Damn. He must have pouched that pill and spat it out.
did you copy and paste this from some sort of politburo briefing?…If you wrote this yourself you must be a very very sad and lonely, slighty obsessive, person. If you actually believe what you wrote you shouldnt be allowed near sharp knives… or paid employment
Are you mad? I know a few people, highly prospective, who are waiting to start businesses when your lot are well gone. Me included.
IF the country cannot afford to pay for labour’s disastrous destruction of our economy without getting into massive debt, HOW THE FUCK can the country afford that cost PLUS INTEREST???
Do you not realise that ALL the massive injection of money that is supposed to ‘stimulate’ the economy has to be paid back PLUS INTEREST??? Dick head!
Thanks to the massive amount of additional extra red-tape, we don’t make anything anymore. WHERE THE FUCK is the money going to come from? Labour failed the manufacturing industry so badly that they relied on the bogus banking sector to cover up for labours catastrophic economic fuckup. Now that Labours policy and economic framework ensured that the banking sector failed, we have NOTHING LEFT to use for recovery. A small-term boost with paid for with insane and unsustainable levels of Government debt, with support out of the ZANU-PF Economic rulebook on quantitative easing CANNOT be afforded OR paid back.
Labour and their braindead, hypnotised followers are fucking clueless!
985 said: “did you copy and paste this”
Yep – it’s here: http://www.blackburnlabour.org/real-help-now/the-political-argument
Well spotted Wullie! That’s Jack Straw’s lot that is.
Get help now, you ferking need it. In an asylum for dimwits, the lot of you
And to think that there are people who seriously believe Jack Straw is the answer
Mr Ned you are so right. These eedjits haven’t the first understanding of business
I’ve been self-employed almost all my working life. What morons they are -
Cloud cuckoo land ain’t in it. Ferk off back there
The row over Labour smears has been “resolved” and ministers must focus on other issues, Lord Mandelson has said.
Camper than a rower of tents – row over now, there we go, move along, nothing to see.
Your homophobic hate-speech is yet another example of the disgusting attitude that still pervades the Extreme Right in this country.
We need internet regulation fast to stop your poisonous, foul insults.
If you don’t like it here NuLab clone then fuck off. Having said that, I do believe in encouraging the mentally sub-normal to participate in daily life. However, in your case, just fuck off.
yes HP you’d like that wouldn’t you? then you could censor all critical analysis of your fuckwit government. after all, it worked for most dictatorships
He-she is only obeying orders like all good national socialists.
This is a centre-right blog, you sexist hoon. Scratch not very far beneath your surface and we find the real fascist in the room. YOU.
Luckily there’s safety in numbers, you fucking sexist lying troll.
Harman Pride: “We need internet regulation fast to stop your poisonous, foul insults.”
Of the sort that YOU peddle you mean? Or are you another one of the new labour fuckwit fascists that want to outlaw the free expression of all the OPINIONS that they themselves do not hold? YOU TWAT! If you disagree with it then it should be shut down. But what if the SAME ruleset are applied to YOUR perverse beliefs?
You have the freedom and God given right to have the OPINION that homosexuality is normal and in expressing that opinion you must also accept that others hold a different OPINION. BOTH opinions are legitimate.
Some people have the opinion that ghosts are real, or aliens or what have you… Would you outlaw those opinions too? How about political allegiance? Would you ban people from believing in communism? capitalism? Anarchy?
Your thought fascism make me sick.
what,s wrong with homophobia.
You ARE the Extreme Right..
Remember, The Nazis were/are a Socialist organisation.
Socialism + capitalism = Fascism.
These distinctions are meaningless anyway because you all work for the Bankers Puppet Masters anyway and use the Left-Right stereotyping to cause strife and further their aims..
Tools
Wouldn’t it be nice to have an “Ignore user” function?
Hope your picnic went well. The weather was glorious here – hope it was for you too.
Now, how about these revelations???
Fuck off or I will beat you with my very large stick.
You complete cock.
Harman_Pride has the honour of bleating out the last prepared broadcast from the McBunker
Right there’s this email see. From Derek Draper to Kevin McGuire. And in it Derek Draper SMEARS Guido and McGuire has the brass balls to reply ‘lol’
The bastard.
Does anyone else find it interesting that the “Mandleson” tag on this site yields only one post – a post of no substance whatsoever?
This is what happens when my mind is left to wander in a vacuum.
I’m going to bed. Might even treat myself to some pay-per-view soft porn.
Harman Pride are you a complete gimp?
Lloyds TSB was in good shape until ZaNu Labour forced it to take over the Scottish Bank.
Zanu Labour have done fuck all for my business or the people that work for it. I am paying my staff out of my personal savings, what help do I get from Zanu Labour oh yeh that’s right a tax demand based on future projected earnings!!!!
For those bored waiting for Guido to post his update, here’s a fun anarcho-capitalist take on the present situation:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/hoppe/hoppe13.html
Can’t say I agree with it all, but you have to love the Mencken quotation.
Yeah, well worth the read for that quote alone
Dead! They are all Dead! ahhshshshaaaaaahhaaah
http://wrinkledweasel.blogspot.com/2006/05/freddie-gage-speaks-exclusively-to.html
Does mangledrectum really think anyone listens to him or that he in any way can speak for me? on any subject.
I find his political and sexual orientation perverse and unpleasant and imagine if trapped together for any length of time would have nothing to say to each other,we may as well be different species .
If you read this mandy…..please fuck right off….not just a bit but all the way.
He’s a bit busy st the moment.
Just a friendly warning mate – your homophobic hate-speech is now illegal under Clause 58 of the Coroners & Justice Bill.
there is nothing wrong with straight people expressing how the feel about homosexuals, it is not homophobic you prick
this is the trouble with all this pc bullshit you have to be forced into acertain point of view
you must say this and must agree with that
thats what i call nazism
god created adam and eve….not adam and steve !
and what does “hate-speech” mean ???
still a bill? then not law is it.
You don’t get it do you? You still think in your narrow parochial world that the rest of the world gives a stuff about ZanuLabour. Not all of us live within the confines of the once Great Britain so we do don’t give a monkeys about Clause 58. Please just fuck off and die and leave us alone.
bollocks
Hold your horses, darling. You may be wetting your knickers with glee at the thought that the government has found something else to ban, but Bills have to turn into Acts and Clauses into Sections before they make anything illegal. Quitw a lot of people know that. So I can probably get away with asking: you are clearly bossy, stupid, ill-informed and without a sense of humour. I have bet a mate a fiver that you are a lesbian.
Have I won?
Find a jury who’ll enforce it chum
that was to Harman, not me wasn’t it?!
It’s a tragedy that the word “perverse” persists in being associated with homosexuality. An absolute tragedy. I despair of this world sometimes.
but some people hold a legitimate opinion that homosexuality IS perverse. It is only an opinion though. Likewise I know a gay man that genuinely believes that heterosexuality is perverse.
Some people believe that any kind of sex is perverse whereas others believe that very few forms of sex are.
If it’s not perverse then you really aren’t putting enough effort in.
Harman Pride
It’s called FREE SPEECH, your fascist labour govt have been trying to end it for 12 years. It’s all over now….it’s lampost time for you
Mrs GF: Lovely picnic G. Right, do you want to open the door?
GF: Er.. got the keys?
Mrs GF: No, you said you had the keys, when we left..
Etc etc..
C’mon Guido, got bored waiting at midday (#104). At this rate by the time you post whatever “+++ Smeargate II +++: More revelations on this blog tomorrow..” was supposed to be, I’ll be too pissed to read it.
do you know guido when i behave like this guys say i’m a prick tease…now COME ON ! Dish the dirt!!
They say that to me too.
Channel 4 Dispatches interesting-though nothing new. Guido may I point out , the sun has gone and its getting cold outside – time to get the family back home and put the kites away. Just resorting to the first glass of wine.
Anonymous- I just posted this! perhaps I’ve had more than one glass of wine – the stress is getting to me.
I hope you’re still alive Guido, poor Dr Kelly wasn’t so lucky…
What do you mean CCTV Star?
Have you ever heard of the Hutton Report, you complete moron?
If you knew anything, you’d know Dr. Kelly’s tragic suicide was down to mental instability, possibly due to his eccentricity and Walter Mitty tendencies. Anyway, the Hutton Report completely cleared the Government and that’s the final word on the matter as far as I’m concerned.
Yes but David Kelly was right. There were no WMD’s
I think i would be equally as mentally unstable if i’d been hounded so much by this bunch of lying hoons.
“…….down to mental instability, possibly due to his eccentricity and Walter Mitty tendencies.
By that token we may expect a “special” envoy to be found in a state of bucolic exsanguination any time soon then.”
Your wit is as narrow as Hutton’s remit clearly.
the Hutton report was a complete whitewash – anyone with half a brain cell (not you HP, natch) knows that. You plonker.
harman how many muslims has your pc bunch of ass hat zanulab killed, thousands and thousands, but you more concerned about words
you sound like a 5 year old.
No, Hutton answered the question set – which was what pushed Kelly to suicide.
It reasonably concluded that the igniting cause was the disclosures by the BBC – but that, of course, ignores the context of the BBC’s actiuvities!
Hutton was not set up tp enquire into whether Kelly was killed by others than himself.
Well there’s a revelation HP. From your description of Dr Kelly you had better put your own PM on suicide watch.
Do you always believe what your masters tell you? Your type spouts the claptrap “everyone knows”, “all economists agree”, etc., when nothing could be further from the truth. Absolutism.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-488667/Why-I-know-weapons-expert-Dr-David-Kelly-murdered-MP-spent-year-investigating-death.html
“Have you ever heard of the Hutton Report, you complete moron? ”
I have, I was riveted to the proceedings, read the whole report and you would have to be a complete MORON to believe it was anything other than a complete white-wash cover-up.
NONE of the forensic evidence supports suicide and the official narrative has more holes than swiss-cheese.
The death of Dr David Kelly, an intelligent caring scientist who knew more about WMD than Tony Blair knows about religion, can be laid directly at the doors of Tony Blair and Alastair Campbell and the evil smears and bullying that they heaped upon his head. Nothing new there then? Nothing has changed under Gordon’s, (I am an honest son of the manse , a man with a moral compass,) tenure.
HP
Nobody gives a shit about your opinion.
Best repeat it one more time in your suicide note.
Before that however, do you hire out for parties?. Your 204 speech would go really well at the Tory election night bash–cheaper than hiring a professional comic as well.
Hoo! Then he/she could do a turn at the Tax Payers’ Alliance AGM.
Start saving your rotten tomatoes LOL
The inhabitants of Kelly’s village who knew him best are convinced he did not commit suicide
A diplomat I met – clearly linked to if not in the Intelligence Services judging by what his job entailed – assured me when I asked outright whether Kelly was murdered, replied “Without a doubt”, though we did not discuss by whom.
See Norman Baker ex-MP’s book, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Baker
I read today about Mandy being livid because Gordon had ‘gone behind his back’ ! Am I missing something. Gordon is supposed to be the boss. Or does Mandy honestly think he is the PM?
I thought Mandy liked men going mad behind his back?
surely that shoudl be Jolly Rodger?
Harman Pride where are you? Ever since your NuLab friends stopped fox hunting I have turned to taunting PollyToynbeeTwats and Mandlebums. Please come back – you are so funny. When I told you to fuck off I didn’t really mean it. Honest.
So you’re pro-fox hunting are you? Why does that not surprise me?
Go back to your Daily Mail you cruel, sadistic monster.
steady on calling people monsters could be defined as hate speech
section 5a of humperts penil code and all that..
I hunt beavers – does that count ? Talk dirty to me, bitch……..
You speak of fox-hunting – a subject you undoubted know very little about
bet you’re pro abortion to the hilt though HP…just cute little foxes you want to protect
I dont know whats sadder, that you actually believe the drivel you write OR that you expect any of us to buy into it as well.
You will not be converting anyone here with your retarded recycled sewage presented as newlabour achievements, nobody gives a flying fuck what you think, your time is over you just have to realise it.
So killing a dozen foxes in a year is cruel and sadistic, but launching 2 unprovoked wars in foreign countries resulting in the deaths in countless civilians is OK?
Pro abortion? No I am not, well, Not pre-birth no, but I do support post-birth abortions for chavs, labour supporters and the global elite banking families.
As for fox hunting, well I reserve judgement on that and leave the opinion to the experts in the countryside. If there was a better way to control the pests in the countryside I would be all for it. The trouble is, too few people understand the countryside and get all soft and squishy over anything with a fur coat, no matter how disgusting the vermin is. It is fluffy so it must be protected! BULLSHIT!
I concur totally with: “877
Raving Loon says:
April 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm
So killing a dozen foxes in a year is cruel and sadistic, but launching 2 unprovoked wars in foreign countries resulting in the deaths in countless civilians is OK?”
Not to mention how many thousands of pet cats and dogs that have been killed in these wars, or the thousands of goats that have been strafed by fighter pilots for practice etc…
And by the way mate, under Section 58 of the Coroners & Justice Bill (passed last month), homophobic hate speech is now illegal.
So come and get me fuckwit.
dude are you a human being by any chance
you sound like c3po, he was a bit camp also
Why don’t you tell that to your NuLab buddies the Muslim Council of Britain.
So is foxhunting illegal. That stopped it, didn’t it?
I think you’ll find that’s Section 57, stinker.
The bill is not law yet you muppet.
More spin and lies from fraggle rock.
Something called Royal Assent is needed.
I have three toy robots sitting on my table. They buzz and whirr predicatably when switched on. They sound as real as you do.
have you ever had an original thought?
After all, all those MP’s are a pinnacle of morality to whom we should all look for moral guidance, aren’t they?
Are you gay?
Hate Speech? Do that mean I can’t call Reinaldo, my favourite catamite, a ‘stinking slag whore’ while he’s rendering oral relief to me?
I thought these lefties liked alternative lifestyles! I’m going to vote LibDem in future. What is ‘toilet service’ is Portugese?
Peter Mandelson exploded in rage at Gordon Brown in a vicious Downing Street feud involving Ed Balls and disgraced spin doctor Damian McBride, it was revealed last night.
Business Secretary Lord Mandelson accused Mr Brown of deceiving him when he discovered the Prime Minister had let Schools Secretary Mr Balls set up a secret ‘spin operation’ inside No10.
According to Labour sources, the row between Lord Mandelson and Mr Balls sowed the seeds of last week’s furore over Mr McBride’s emails smearing senior Conservatives, which led to him being sacked.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1171828/You-deceived-Mandelsons-rages-Brown-Balls-secret-spin-cabal.html
Pots and kettles, harman-pride, you sexist hypocrite.
Aye a Bill is not Law.
But most of us are homophobic here – I am very afraid of someone sticking his dick up me arse. That’s a natural fear – how do you legislate against that?
It will NEVER be law. Why? Because if it receives royal ascent it becomes a STATUTE. That is NOT law. It only assumes the FORCE OF LAW with the CONSENT of the governed. People need NOT consent if they so desire.
A statute is a contract, not a LAW and it can be declined.
I hate the way homosexuals wish to refuse MY freedonm of thought and expression. Although I do NOT hate, or fear gays, nor Am I against them in anyway for their sexual preferences, I (or anyone else) should have the freeedom to express the following:
” I despise the vile and perverted CHOICE of homosexual sex. That does NOT make me homophobic. A phobia is an irrational fear. I am not afraid of homosexuals at all. I find their lifestyle choices to be perverse and sick and completely abnormal and I hate their hypocritical insistence on restricting MY freedom of speech and thought when they will have NO restrictions upon theirs.”
The above is merely OPINION. I do NOT advocate nor condone violence against homosexuals. IF homosexuals can keep themselves to themselves then what they do in private is their affair. I do not think that their choice of sex should be outlawed either. ALL I want is to have a genuine, widely held and legitimate opinion to have the same right, to be allowed to be held and expressed as an opposing opinion.
The new-labour and conservative shit-stabbers do NOT want equality or freedom of speech or thought. They want to impose the kind of restrictions homosexuals had to suffer prior to their sexual behaviour becoming legal on everyone else.
I do not hate gays, but I do hate gay fascism. I mean, it feels like it will become compulsory to be at least bi-sexual rather soon.
If I should happen to wish, in my own home, whilst quietly minding my own business, to staple my foreskin to my kitchen tabletop, I should be allowed to do so. Perhaps there might be deep cultural reasons why I enjoy doing this.
Similarly, if I wished to bash my testicles semi-flat on the said kitchen tabletop with a steak tenderiser, I should also be allowed to do so too. Ditto cultural reasons.
(There might be some legitimate debate about to what extent the dealing with self-inflicted injuries purely for the purpose of pleasure should be paid for by the NHS)
But there should also be a right on the part of other people not only to show concern about the merits of my behaviour, but also to express, in strong terms, that such behaviour might or should be strongly disapproved of.
The same applies to the act of inserting one’s willy up someone’s anus – in the case of homosexuals, another man’s.
You can see what I’m getting at. Why should foreskinstaplophobia or testicleflattenophobia be any different to homophobia?
I’m thinking of putting up a guide for chavs and neds on how to make high powered catapults, in revenge for dim journos and snivelling politicos ruining my peaceful pursuit of target sports. A catapult can actually do far more damage than todays over-regulated puny air rifles. Time to bring them back into fashion unless shooting laws are eased for a change, they don’t work anyway.
Polly Twaddle- a nickname given to her yesterday by someone else posting , describes her to a T
I think hes dead. We shall not see his like again. Alas, Guido !
How could anyone have pride for harperson, says it all really
Don’t worry, as he would agree ” only the good die young”
You should have decked him, Guido.
FFS, nothing yet? Are you there Guido?
Probably gone for a walk, with a box of pills!
HA HA
That’s what I call a picnic!
Well I’m having an early night. Will be watching, posting (maybe) on my trusty XDA.
Guido old chap, may the force be with you…..
If it take 1000 comments b4 all is disclosed then here is my contribution.
Aha, Harman_Pride!
A couple of days ago, you dishonestly claimed that Gordon Brown has an IQ of 180. I challenged you to produce some evidence, but instead you ran away. Why did you do that?
Anyway, I’m asking again, so why don’t you have a go at an answer?
If Gordo’s got an IQ of 180 then I’m a chinaman.
Honest mistake guv; forgot the decimal point
18.0
there, that sounds more like it, doesn’t it?
hi johnfrom camberly
probly ment QE of 180 million , quantative easing that is !!
Probably a different Harman_Pride John old boy.
there is clealry more than one of them, all no doubt paid for by the taxpayer to spout this guff
I’m a pensioner btw but they haven’t bought my vote, oh no!
Dear Guido,
Permit me to use your column to attract the Editor and Proprietors of the Daily Telegraph? (Though at comment no 751 this may be a tall order.”
Folks, I don’t think you served your own cause very well today by reopening the comments space below Gordon Rayner’s woeful profile and allowing just seven additional comments. You might have done better not to open up at all. I say seven but actually one of the heroic contributions was offered twice.
viz.
Never mind the detractors, this article exposes the kind of people that could hold far too much influence if Labour does not hang on to power at the next election. All right minded people should support the government in the fine work it is doing to get us out of the current financial crisis. What most people forget is that it all started in America.
Ron Blyth on April 19, 2009 at 12:27 PM
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Oh, Ron! How strange that you should send this pusillanimous observation twice in about half an hour, though apparently not by mistakenly clicking the send button twice in quick succession. And how strange that the Telegraph gatekeepers should confirm all the things being said about them by giving both comments net-space when they must have been spiking many others by the hundred. So it really is the Labourgraph after all. Or perhaps the Dim-and-hopelessgraph.
What a sad fate to overtake a paper which was once the cherished icon of Conservative Britain.
Come on Boris, come on Simon, come on Hannon, and Moore. Why not try setting up a new organ of the right? There seems to be an obvious gap in the market.
Whilst we wait it is worth remembering that
John Prestcot + David Blunket + Nigel Griffiths = Misconduct in public office
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8006655.stm
Absolutely horrendous!
He wont have any trouble getting a ‘stiffie’ though will he
To deliberately have a child without a father seems to me to be unwise.
Fuck me! If Guido can get 799 comments BEFORE he spills the beans, what will he get if it’s a good’un?
Yes, but he’s let it get to 800+ by pissing off more than just “jobby lournalists”
Stop being a prat Guido, give us the goods, or a time…nobody minds you fucking the journo scum about (let alone the polititurds), but I’ve got better things to be doing than waiting on you
Other than that, a massive thanks for putting a boot up the politicians and the journos
Imagine what his foreplay’s like!
Mrs Fawkes is a very lucky woman.
Nah. He’s just lying comatose under a tree somewhere.
LOL Hope he jolly-well rodgered her first
Guido Fawkes
RIP
Under this sod lies another.
Is it an advertising scam?
probably
Haha. Adopting the ‘house style’ I think one would have to conclude that Guido is a complete and utter Hoon. And you lot are bordering on Hoons yourself for staring at that screen awaiting some ‘revelations’ that will be chip wrapping before the week is out. Shower of Hoons.
Just because I set my alarm for 6 this morning and have just sat here all day constantly refreshing the page I AM NOT A SAD BASTARD.
Geoff ‘Huhne’ aptly named
Guido is no doubt simply trying to ramp up the number of hits on his blog with this delay.
A pretty successful tactic I should imagine.
I thought Harman_prides posts fitted into that category too.
Still bored? Check out this tumbleweed vortex:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b3e_1220738805
HP have you ever been foxhunting ? No
I can recomend it as a top day out.
Excellent exercise for the fox?
Young and fit foxes can always outrun hounds.
Some get to so enjoy it they sit and watch to tease them – like Guido
Old foxes who can no longer hunt their prey, and have lost their teeth to chew, get a quick merciful snap of the neck from the lead hound – better than starvation over a long cold winter
Don’t meddle in what you don’t understand
For Harman_Pride and other progessive Labour thinkers (sorry wankers) here:
The return of a COnservative government would, all things considered, probably be a psychological servcie to the country at its present moment of crisis. The country badly needs a fresh impulse, an access of confidence. There seems, unfortunately, little hope of this coming from Labour at present…If Labour goes into opposition, it will have the opportunity to find afresh its faith and its programme of works. Defeat may be to the ultimate good of the wider progressive cause.”
Say what you want, as long as they fuck off (and we do a Nuremburg, strip them off their ill gotten games then hang them)
yours sincerely
He’s topped himself
He is waiting until he gets to 1,000.
More fool us.
Looks like Guido got arrested on his way back from the picnic:
That was Brilliant!!! LMAO!!!
Argh… Where is the update? need something to round of a beautiful sunny day!
I so hope this is worth it… I mean, I wouldn’t be disappointed in Guido if it wasn’t (Lord knows he owes us nothing!), but I’d still be disappointed.
if he is waiting till a 1000 we should get commenting!..
am i number 850?
no 849
no
That was me before. Posting as Geoff Huhne. See – I have a sense of humour! I don’t torture you with false promises like that Fawkes HOON.
You’re still a hoon Huhne
Thanks for the tumbleweed vortex Anonymong
, where’s this promised revelation is this how the blogosphere managed to undermine the MSM?
Bollox promises?
Derek Draper – “When I’m Licking Windows”
Brilliant!!!
Me too on brilliant..
Recess Monkey posted it, but I think it was one of his readers who made it.
That was absolutely f******* great !
See everyone – this site is so much more fun than logging onto the BBC and waiting for Nick Robinson to post something so you can then vent spleen against it.
I wish he would hurry up because the longer this goes on the more my imagination works overtime
Right now I am thinking this is the big one…and this is why GF has gone on a picnic…to enjoy the last free time with his family before the furore descends as he becomes the first blogger in history to bring down an elected head of parliament.
If you were sat on that wouldn’t you like to spend the last afternoon with your family before your world changed forever…..
…like I said …overtime but at least it’s a nice though
I just hope he is safe. We need him! Or is he already chained up on a rendition flight somewhere?
” … an elected head of parliament”?
Are you stark raving mad?
NO, no, no. He is the great UNELECTED psycho.
When is last orders, as it were, for the MSM to get the printing presses running for this exclusisve???????????
Must be soon……….. unless Guido is pissed somewhere……………..
Please have some dirt on that raving Hoon Balls!
The thought of him as Prime Minister at any point makes me feel like ending it all here and now
Am I the only one who thinks Balls is seriously un-hinged? I mean, worse than Brown in terms of being stark raving bonkers.
No, Balls is bad but Brown is a raving sociopath with a narcissistic personality disorder. That’s about as bad as it can get.
Balls is married to Yvette Cooper? Why? How? When? Being married to that must show insanity
Ed Balls is a girl.
932 Balls & Cooper got married so they could claim double bubble & for no other reason
Wait, and take him with you – your death would not be in vain!
Can’t see any policeman take a bullet (or frog smoothy) for Balls
I have a feeling that match finished hours ago.
Should not Guido have been back from his picnic yet? After Mandy today decreed that the smeargate issue is now closed, dead and finished, I cannot wait for the next update:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8006965.stm
The arrogance of Mandy STILL surprises me, even after 12 years.
My guess is he will post at midnight.
The McBride reptile has the countenance of someone more adept at giving head rather than as he appears to have done to you, taking it away.
If Guido now is “disappeared”, then we’ll know who dunn it.
Is Harman Pride Damian McBride ?
No. Just another malcontent draperbot, late of the latter’s universally sad ‘Rabid Rebuttal Unit’ no doubt. Probably an activist of some description.
What you should no is that s/he is a hypocrite, a venomous smearer and an emergent fascist who literally hates free speech.
But bating the bot is fun, I often find.
Not ‘no’ but ‘know’. Doh.
RIP Guido. We voters will avenge you in June. Bastards.
Come on, Guido … FGS fart and give us a clue!
Now we know what Draper’s “unrequited love” face looks like.
i can only get onto this sie with a proxy server- anyone else got the same problem?.. obv not implying a govt conspiracy but…..
Yep – seems there’s a few of us – and from different parts of the country and various ISPs. And those are just the ones who know about proxy servers – there must be many many more wondering what the hell is going on….
I’ve had to become anonymous to get here. We are legion! We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Just a thought….. this is being timed for maximum imput…with the budget round the corner…..???
It’s beginning to look as if Mandy was right. Bally hope not
Estas tomando el piss?
Here we all are, “Waiting for Guidot.” I expect his price is 1000 comments & 2mrw’s front pages being released, so the DTP can’t run spoilers. If it’s any good it will fill the news tomorrow & make the dailies look just a little out of touch.
Waiting for Guidot.
oh very good…
hee hee very good. I expect you are right about the timing.
Tory scandal: Vice madam to name four top Tories in tell-all book
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2009/04/19/vice-madam-to-name-four-top-tories-in-tell-all-book-115875-21288361/
But read the article and consider
Why not name them. She says she would be glad to be sued when she eventually publishes her book.
The tone and manner of the article is clearly gloating even saying this is the central story of “Smeargate” and not the draper /mcbride circus.
It appears that there are still those in the government that cannot stop leaking these made up stories and only the mirror appears to be willing to print them.
My guess is that no book exists or will ever exist and no tories will be named. Pretty poor attempt really.
Here’s some interesting reading while you’re all waiting for Guido to bury Watson, Whelan, and Maguire:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/5178686/How-Gordon-Brown-became-The-Gordfather.html
Brilliant article, shades of how one of stanislav’s might read if translated by his lawyer.
Against all advice from his well-wishers, Guido has obviously taken a post-picnic stroll in the woods…..
…or maybe he’s just sleeping-off the effects of the liquid refreshment taken to said picnic?
Just seen Kevin Maguire wild-eyed, sweating profusely over a laptop and pressing the F5 key furiously.
What’s up with him?
Is that a digital age euphemism?
Off for a Picnic
Guido is off for a picnic in the sunshine, when he gets back he will be shining a light into Labour HQ’s links to Red Rag. Will also try and jog the memory of Guido’s drinking buddy, Kevin Maguire.
Just in case some of you forgot why we are all here!!!
A little bird tells me Guido will spill the beans within the next half hour
a little Chihuahua tells me you’re talkin’ shite
Una paloma blanca?
Uma balda de merda
There is now no more sunshine to have a picnic in.
C’mon, Guido, you old tart, spill the beans.
I know he won’t be waiting for the 1000, but just in case…
I bet there’s nowt to say – other than what the papers printed in the wee small hours.
For the record, Mandy has told us today it’s all over with now. So that’s that, you’ve been told.
Im begining to worry about Guido, hope he didnt go on his own for the picnic!
Cant wait to find out if Part 2 is as good as Part 1, hopefully its the icing on the cake and Bowns reign of terror ends!
its obvious guido will re-appear just in time when tommorows paper stories break
I reckon about 10:30
Patience, children.
Should we phone the Police yet?
picture what a wonderful picnic it must have been: five libel lawyers sat with guido et famille on the gingham rug, chilled bottles of white wine, spooks rustling in the bushes, custard creams, plod waiting for the lawyers to leave so they can club guido et al like seals for a japanese food fair, melton mowbray and mustard, a few mps cottaging in the park conveniences, smoked salmon or something fancy, bugs whirring in the picnic basket, such a lovel british scene, what a wonderful world it could be.
You forgot the dogging in the car park.
didn`t forget, sol and I couldn`t see guido`s family from where we were so i òmitted it for accuracy`s sake
Just in case you are waiting for the 1000, Guido, I shall make my first posting here to add to the numbers.
Patience? PATIENCE? I’ve been checking into this sodding website since I got up with the kids at 7am! Grrrrrrrrr (are you alive Guido?)
o/t, just got to say glad Spurs could be the one to send Bliars Newcastle down.
That would be the Newcastle where Blair used regularly to sit in the stands behind the goal – before any stand was built? lol
No, no, no … “watching Jackie Milburn play!”
That would be the Newcastle where Blair told us he used regularly to sit in the stands behind the goal – before any stand was built? lol
He has never been to a game in his fucking life, just another lie to get the Newcastle benefit vote, of which there is plenty.
Shock horror, the government backs a premier league side and they end up performing disastrously
“its obvious guido will re-appear just in time when tommorows paper stories break.I reckon about 10:30″
oh, it was 5.30 last time I checked in for the scoop.I’ll check back at midnight
Gordon Brown makes plans to announce Budget on Youtube.
Youtube’s server crashes.
http://snptacticalvoting.blogspot.com/2009/04/curse-of-gordon-brown-strikes-again.html
The curse of Gordon Brown again, thanks guys.
Dear Guido
Might be worth noting that PlusNet are blocking IP address 72.47.228.96. Can access it via proxy though – are they Labour supporters?
I cannot get this site from o2/be isp. Can via proxy though.
Hang on! Let’s get this straight… He’ll announce what’s going on a soon as it appears on a some newspapers site?
FFS If I am going to be treated like some idiot who buys big (or small) flapping papery things I will take my business elsewhere!!!!
What business?
70 mas, vale, venga, VAMOS
Casi….. casi….
Getting closer now – whoever gets no. 1000 gets to poke Gordon in his good eye with a stick.
I burst out laughing really loud after reading this!
Brilliant!!!
If I post in 5 mins good chance I could win this prize!
If I do win I’ll make sure the stick is sharpened at one end!
The downside is whoever gets 1001 gets to poke Yvette Cooper
Main page there said 981 comments, taking into accountt eh slow this is updating I’m hoping this is 1000!
I’d rather poke him in the eye with Jacqui Smith.
Fawksey – Gordo wants to know if you want some dindins with us, if you haven’t filled yourself up at the picnic.
Well, considering the ‘good works’ carried on in this very parish, I for one think Guido deserves a 1000 comments before he actually runs the story. The sort of attention & engagement of which some media outlets can but dream.
Hear bloody hear, mole.
Well said, Molsey.
Please use the appropriate hashtag when tweeting:
#guidoRIP
I still laugh every time someone posts under the name Hugh Janus
Me too I’m afraid.
will someone make me a crocodile sandwich – and make it snappy
Have you got frogs legs ? Well hop into the kitchen and get me a bowl of soup.
A horse walks into a bar. The barman says ‘Why the long face?’
Mandy, Prince of Darkness, breaks his silence on Sleazegate today:
” That is where the matter, I believe, can rest.”
Sure, Mandy, anything you say.
Better than the tired “draw the line” cliche you NuLabour goons have been trotting out throughout the past week, I suppose.
Nonetheless. this will run.
Hahahahahahaha! Fawkes – he deed!
I can do what I like – pull the legs of puppies and laugh maniacally about it! Who can stop me? The Conservative Party? What they gonna do? Have me whip them while they wear dog collars? Dirty coke-hoovering bastards.
Belated congrats on all those Open Chamionships.
Belated congrats on all those Open Championships.
tomorrow’s papers will all be late, due to waitng to catch whatever this is all about
Posting for the 1000 – let’s do it!
BBC News reports that the row over Labour smears has been “resolved” and ministers must focus on other issues, Lord Mandelson has said.
Reports that the Labour Party’s general secretary met the men caught up in the smear campaign row to discuss online strategy was “tittle-tattle”, he said.
Mandleson is an odius little man so lets hope this is not the end but just the start and ‘tittle tattle’ blows up in their faces.
More “manufacture of consent”.
Am I the only one wondering if Guido has had to flee to France, and the picnic post was a deliberate wild goose chase.
It is dangerous to be right on matters where the established authorities are wrong, said Voltaire (1694 – 1778), apparently.
Of course, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, Guido still has another 3 hours to post before he has breached his contract with us, the co-conspirators…
And then I shall be on the blower double-quick to bring this oversight to the attention of his customer service department, and I shall be demanding a refund of my subscription in double-quick time, and make no mistake !!
And any delay or prevarication will result in me getting bally cross I can tell you !!
What will happen on budget day?
Jeez, I am refreshing this page more often than in the closing stages of an eBay auction!
Just heard, it’s all ok, Gord and Jaqui have just saved us from an ice berg melting or summat, details coming later, you can all go back to watchin Britains Got Talent go to sleep!!!
Yeah, that’s all we need, another fucking celebrity.
I dreamed I was one!
http://www.1001carpetcare.co.uk/
I knew there was somthing about 1001 & half a crown!
If GF comes through, there will be blood on the carpet – you will need more than your 1001. It’s all you have to do!
Has he finally been got at?
Was it MI5 or Mrs Fawkes, though???
He’s dead.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8007331.stm
JG Ballard. Did he also write fly fishing?
no some guy called hartley i think.
No and neither did I.
Couldn’t wait any longer.
L P Hartley was the fly-fishing gadge.
J G Ballard was a fine science fiction writer and also wrote “Empire of the Sun” which was made into a film which unleashed that Welsh mad git Christian “Stella Artois” Bale upon the public consciousness.
oh gweeds you are a sadist
come on give us the gossip.
i will even buy you a guiness to replace the one toerag spilled next time i am round your way.
toilets not toerag, rag is the robinson twat
Of course the real reason for this delay is that on a Sunday it is taking an awfully long time to find the technicians willing to work on a weekend to install the covert surveillance in the bunker which will allow us to enjoy via webcam the moment when the spin-doctoring occupants shite in their pants as the full gravity of Guido’s revelation becomes apparent on their ‘hot-line’ broadband connection to ‘Order-Order’, and the look of terror on their faces is captured for posterity and a new series of t-shirts…
Vaya, Vaya. No mi digas
are we at a thousand yet.
Ok Its ramping up, I bet I get 1000′th by the way my name really is anonymous
Latest M15 video surveillance of Guido’s picnic has just arrived.
When we said put Brown’s cow in the tree we meant put Jacqui Smith up there.
JG Ballard dies…
Ironic that the Houses of Parliament now makes me think of Atrocity Exhibition.
Don’t you right-wingers have more important things to think about, like the upcoming Budget?
Compared with the Budget, this sordid tittle-tattle is pretty minor stuff, don’t you think?
Once again, you’re showing just how out of touch you are with ordinary hard-working families!
Once again, you’re showing just how out of touch you are with ordinary hard-working families!
yeah right liebour has been doing this for the last 12 years Rofl
The irony escapes you.
Get Stuffed
Ah, a new briefing for the sexist troll has arrived and it dutifully deposits it on its attack station.
My family is ‘ordinary’ and very ‘hard-working’.
You will not dictate what we as free individuals should think is important to this country. And neither will your bankrupt party of liars and incompetent fascists.
The economy – that Labour have devastated – is only part of their systematic and hideous assault on the body politic, you hypocrite. Their attack on the principles of parliamentary democracy is MORE IMPORTANT even than that. I wouldn’t expect you to comprehend that and many other truths.
The smears are out of their control and it’s how we will get them – you – out of our lives for the benefit of everyone, especially ordinary, hard-working families – and for good.
Run along now, troll, and fetch your next dollop of lies and spin from whichever senior liar and spinner dictates it to you (slowly).
Thank you denverthen.
That was perfectly, perfectly put.
why should we worry our pretty little head about the budget when clever Gordon, sorry Alistair, has got all the answers?
Given the shambles that the budget will be (debt up, taxes up, smokescreens to hide the mess) I’m trying not to think about it for a couple of days. Frankly I’d advise you not to think toooo about it too muxh. You might have some sort of moment of truth and realise what a shambles were in down to your marxist mate with the moral compass.
fuck off you minger, I am a hard working family man, I have two young children and I work hard but it is not enough, my wife has to work as well just so we can have a reasonable standard of living, and by reasonable I mean paying the bills and putting food on the table, we cannot go on holiday, we cannot get any house improvements, we cannot even afford fucking childcare because all this government does to hard working familys is TAKE TAKE TAKE, i might have a bit more respect for you if you came on here and gave structured arguments instead of spouting the party line, what the fuck do you do harman, do you live in the real world or are you one of the partys public sector workers, or the unemployed/unemployable. My only crumb of comfort is i know your kind are few and far between, because in the REAL WORLD where i live i do not come across your kind anywhere. You are in the minority get used to it and fuck off.
We can hardly wait for the moment when the badger faced sock puppet releases Broon’s budget. We speak of little else over our spilt Guinnesses.
I know that Broon has suddenly cottoned on to the fact that the blogosphere is predominantly right-wing (not necessarily Tory) and that he needs to address this.
Draper and McBride failed spectacularly but I see that he is now playing his trump card………HARMAN PRIDE.
Chrissakes, I give up now, if this is what we are up against.
We can hardly wait for the moment when the badger faced sock puppet releases Broon’s budget. We speak of little else over our spilt Guinnesses.
I know that Broon has suddenly cottoned on to the fact that the blogosphere is predominantly right-wing (not necessarily Tory) and that he needs to address this.
Draper and McBride failed spectacularly but I see that he is now playing his trump card………HARMAN PRIDE.
Chrissakes, I give up now, if this is what we are up against.
Still here numbnuts (or is it numbtwat)? I love steropypical NuLab wankers like you – so easy to bait. Are you related to that other Broon apologist Keith Price of Luton perchance? Or perhaps you are Val from Spain or Wayne from wherever? Or are you all in fact the same cloned fuckwit? Anyway, nice chatting, time for you to fuck off.
andanotherthing…are ordinary hard working families allowed to enjoy tittle-tattle? NOTW. Pop Idol, that sort of thing. Or in your world is it compulsory Marx / Marcuse / 50 Great Speeches of Chairman Brown then lights out (preceded by a cold bath of course).
I seem to remember MARX was disapointed that the prols didnt turn to PLATO in their spare time. You may be disapointed by them soon toooo.
Por que no te callas?
Then why are you here? Don’t you have something better to do?
3 more hours to wait
Only 2 here
Next issue of the Enquirer:
‘Picnic Family Eaten by Ants!’
This whole episode reeks of formic acid.
If you can’t walk-the-walk don’t talk-the-talk.
This “teasing” is intensely irritating so make certain that whatever you say does some REAL damage or you are in danger of losing at least a bit of my support, if not that of some of the public. And when you say “tomorrow”, mean “tomorrow” and not three days later because nobody likes lack of punctuality.
Whilst you have done us a service by removing McBride it will quickly be forgotten if you keep playing this game. Too many people still want believe the spin put out by the hacks, too many people can carry on living in denial that this was one man acting alone. The public have been brainwashed and they don’t want to give up their belief in Labour, not realising that they only believed because they were told to by the BBC and the journalists the government encouraged to spout their lies. The link between government and press that you frequently point out urgently needs to be exposed with hard evidence and with such ferocity that even the main culprits can no longer ignore the story.
If you threaten another direct hit but fail to score you risk undermining the credibility of this blog, one of the best outlets available for breaking the link between the controlling media machine and the independent minds of the populace. The reason the conservative blogosphere is so active and steps were unsuccessfully taken to counter it is because the left-wing press have denied intelligent right-wing commentators (and centrist commentators) a voice to anything incompatible with their ideals, labelling these people as “racist” regardless of how valid and well considered their opinions are. To be described as a Daily Mail reader is now a personal insult and for years admitting to voting Tory was a social faux pas guaranteed to ensure that you would be crossed off Christmas card lists. We have been surrounded by spin and we want to break out and say what we truly think without the fear of commiting a thought-crime, not blindly accept what they want us to.
Something tells me you have got nothing substantial or that you are going to strike the same targets, in which case publish ASAP as the longer you leave it the more of an anti-climax it will be. And if you do have something that is worthwile there is no point in delaying its publication – if it is significant it will do the damage regardless of the timing. But do not give us hope and then dash it or you too will become a self publicising spin operation.
Friendly advice from a fellow libertarian. And thankyou.
I certainly think he be better not to put markers down…
I used to program an ICT 1004 (ten-04) Computer in 1965
Just thouhjt you’d like to know
Get her!
Seconded. This prick-teasing nonsense is doing you no good. After last night’s signpost you ought to have published by noon, or thereabouts, today. Maybe this is just a ploy to get your stats up and hence maximise your ad revenue; or maybe you couldn’t give a shit about your readers.
Or maybe — and disregard what I have just said if so — you have been got at. I sincerely hope not, and if you haven’t, FFS get your act together, Guido!
But who knows what’s going on behind the scenes?
Maybe Guido’s been whisked off to Guantanamo by MI5 thugs to sample some of the “harsh interrogation” techniques personnalyy supervised by the Cabinet over satellite webcam
Or maybe he’s just stuck in traffic? A lot of schools go back tomorrow so the roads will be pretty damn busy right now with young families heading home, caravans towed behind.
Where have you gone to picnic, the fucking black forest?
Is the server crashing?
Going downnnnnnn!
1000!
Unlucky !
lol, cheers
*sobs*
Jesus. Can you just tell us? Then we can go to bed…. Not all 1000 of us mind….
Why i hardly know you!
I think you’ll find Jesus is dead.
And he was a very naughty boy.
Interesting clip, maybe explaining why Guido would share the release of a story with the press
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/8002304.stm
Illuminating. So it’ll be in the papers first – like the McBride thing but without the Labourgraph spoil.
Keyyool.
tyju
Well that’s a first.
The Nations wait with bated breath whilst Labourites look behind every bush to see what fate befalls them. Keeping them on tenterhooks wondering who is friend or foe. Like to see them grovel in their own excrement for mercy.
Bloody hell, the bastards are trying to take the site down
This is exciting – I haven’t had this much fun since Jacqui got cable tv !!!
1000th?
look our governmental party wont be elected in just the same way as the Americans Republcan were never going to be elected…
What does that mean we get all frat party shite at the end of a wave?
trying to hit 1000 here
Dont panic dont panic
I bet he’s still writing it up …whatever it is.
……
“…the wind blew the minister’s window wide open, scattering the Budget report all over the floor.
‘Hark!’ cried Gordon, who doth smite me at this unholy hour?”
Is Guido in room 101!
what , with Paul Merton ????
you know how frustrated you are yourself but just imagine – and – enjoy – how frustrated Maguire and co must be
¿is this 1,000 ?
Stop complaining about having no particulars, FFS!
Since Mr Ned was 1000′th and Guido is away I think we should all pay attention to his theory that space aliens kiled ned kelly
Someone is trying to block you. Luckily I have a proper operating system that they can’t knobble.
I’ve had the computer on all bloomin day and I think from earlier comments there are 3 possibilities:
a. It’s a massive story so is taking much time due to legal wranglings, waiting for newspapers etc.
b. Having built it up, there have been legal snags preventing full publication, and the remaining material isn’t particlarly earth shattering.
c. We need to get out a lot more.
or it is embargoed until tomorrow’s front pages are out (seems unlikely as the Sunday’s would have been a better outlet)
I think its “C”
or D, the missus demanded a normal day out in the sun
I’ve got Tor so fuck’em
d) he’s got pissed and fallen asleep
This is getting pathetic – I is outta here.
April Fools!
Heartily Impatient – Clearly you are trying to move the game to ‘phase 10′ manually [see earlier post..] but please don’t try to do an impersonation of those zinists trying to precipitate the end of the world by rebuilding the temple..
That is dangerous…
That post was my inspiration…rumbled…
I still think it will be an anti-climax. I guess that means Brown and his cohorts have won.
1000
Mr Ned says:
April 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
“Have you ever heard of the Hutton Report, you complete moron? ”
I have, I was riveted to the proceedings, read the whole report and you would have to be a complete MORON to believe it was anything other than a complete white-wash cover-up.
NONE of the forensic evidence supports suicide and the official narrative has more holes than swiss-cheese.
Kevin Maguire: Major or minor – sleaze is sleaze and now it must stop
http://www.tribunemagazine.co.uk/2009/04/06/kevin-maguire-major-or-minor-– sleaze-is-sleaze-and-now-it-must-stop/
Some amusing reading while you wait.
Kevin Macguire in the tribune. Talking about stopping the sleeze culture.
Brill..
Guido, hard working families are getting pissed off with the wait. It had better be a ripper or else you’ll look a prick like Sir Clive Sinclair did with the over hyped suicide friendly C5.
I know, if you build something up, don’t leave your ‘fans’ waiting all day, it’s getting most tiresome. But I just. can’t. turn. off. the. computer.
He hasn’t spilled his pint of Guinness all over his fucking keyboard again has he?
Clearly the connection problems are due to the bunker dwellers having had a word with MI5 to ask some Russian teenage computer hackers to do a quick and dirty ‘distributed denial of service attack’ without wasting all that time and energy building a botnet..
*Pops head round door after sunny Sundayful of normal B&Q-and-roast-food related activites*
Goodness me, have you people been here all day?
haha
On and Off. More on than off to be honest.
First me Lapwings came (early this year) – quickly followed by the Curlew
Then me Snipe arrived and today me ‘Ouse Martins
‘Ow many magpies ‘ave you shot ?
Today I ‘ave been shooting mostly ….. badgers !!
Get a fucking move on you Huhne, you’re a fucking tease
Great site any fool can comment as I does and any fool can promise a scoop as you does apparently, trouble is ….
, like the promise that the” cheques in the post” and IWCIYM
If you are a smart person it only works once
this has been better than sunday tv (except country file).
Are you joking? New countryfile is bleeding awful. They’re clearly progressively sidelining John Craven until they can quietly get rid of him so they can hire more gurning Geordies and teenagers to bound around doing ‘X-Treem sports coz country is boring innit’. Countryfile used to mean the glorious sunshine of a Sunday morning with a paper. Now it’s the last asthmatic gasp of a dying weekend, reminding you of things you could have seen, could have done, before you return to your workpod for a new week of grinding boredom.
Other than that I suppose it’s alright.
yeah you are right.
ok then, this has been better than sunday tv (including country file). but Damages is on now which might just be less infuriating than waiting for the picnic to end.
Sir Reginald Titbrain..
You’re new around here, aren’t you ??
What you have to realise is that Guido is putting himself in the shoes of the SpAds / flunkeys / lackeys / claque of arse lickers who will have to clear the shit up…
I’m not saying it will be a scorcher…
But the claque will be expected to brief the PM tomorrow morning at sparrow fart and have a rabid rebuttal [or even a rapid rebuttal...] ready to roll and hit the ground running, or Gordon will have their guts for garters…
If you were a SpAd, when do you think would the WORST time to receive notice of such a ‘bad news story’..
A/ 9 am on a Sunday morning, when you’ll have all day to come up with a cunning plan to reduce the damage, another story to nuke it out of the media and a rebuttal ‘line to take’, and still have time to go to the pub that night.
B/ 4pm on Sunday arvo, when your afternoon watching football and taking the dog for a walk will be ruined as you start fire-fighting for a response.
C/ 9pm in the evening, when your chances of getting hold of someone to front-up on the Today programme will be severely limited when you can’t get anyone to agree to get up at 4 in the morning.
D/ 2 minutes after you’ve climbed into bed for some well-earned shut eye, and just as you’re about to turn your BlackBerry off and turn off the light for a smidgin of a chance of some rumpy-pumpy because, well it is a Sunday and you like to be in bed by tennish – and OH SHITE A CRISIS HAS BROKEN OUT AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK ALL NIGHT IN A FUCKING PANIC OR THE MOTHER OF ALL BOLLOCKINGS WILL BE VISITED UPON YOU BY GORDON AND HIS BULLYING SLEAZY ENTOURAGE !!
well-earned shut eye?
No I’m not new as it happens and I understand the benefits of catching the bastards unawares.
I also realise that getting-back-from-a-picnic-timed its not universally agreed upon but it is not normally 11.00pm.
My comment was of course in jest since its a free service. What else is one supposed to post whilst watching the paint dry?
Hey everyone, I’ve just heard a rumour that Guido is waiting for 2000 before he reveals all….
1605, surely!
That is an image I do not want.
The site seems to be slowing up.
Scotty says the servers cannae tak naemore!!!
That is a good one!
fuck off
Taking so long I’m going to rebuild my old politics website :p
Feel free to join in
(in fact if someone can I could use some help making sure it all works)
Don’t worry about the registration info, onl;y the username and password are required, the rest is optional, need to delete some of the options still
I joined. Shibby.
yup, now begins the real work, sorting out the forum, lol
and the links, I think Guido’s blog is going top of the list
Added Guido’s blog as a link and the forum is all up and running, complete with all the govt departments and stuff
as attenention defficite span disorder sets in , caesars wife contemplates how big the pork pie is and the size of the bottle of margeux at guidos picnic.
I know now how an habitual drug user feels in a small village on a weekly budget !!
Maybe unrelated but just seen an interesting Twitter from Armando Ianucci:
“Been summoned to Radio5 Live this evening at 10pm. I think we may be about to sort politics out once and for all.”
With all these advert impressions, Guido will be able to retire after tonight.
Patience my dears, Guido knows how to hold back.
Mandy has already told us via the BBC that the matter is “resolved”.
This will only add to the yolk that will be scraped off a lot of egg-encrusted faces.
‘Guido is off for a picnic in the sunshine’
Is Guido in Hawaii? Or does he enjoy moonlight picnics?
This is getting ridiculous…
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with “D”
Would that be D Notice, my man?
Nope.
Diazepam?
Isn’t the public nailing of Watson, Whelan, Balls, and Toilets Maguire worth waiting for?!
Not long now folks!
Of course it is, and when it happens we’ll all be saying we were (vicariously) there
If you go down to the woods today you’re in for a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today you better not go alone.
lol, my daughter has just said “yay for Guido”
Even she knows that No 10 is full of lying stupid scum
(she made me add “stupid”)
“Not long now folks!”
I recall reading the same about Lord Levy.
Come on Guido i have to go to bed at 10 as its Monday tomorrow ! Looking forward to the revelations !
Tick tock, tick tock…..
First time I have ever posted on this blog, yes the smear thing had dragged me in, get over it. This thread is truely hilaroius. Two weeks ago I’d never heard of Guido, now he is a legend. Keep up the good work.
Whatever you do Kevin, stay away from Brown or you risk being photographed alongside him … with predictable consequences!
He might be a legend but he’s got brains on’t top of neck
It’s going to be hilarious when it’s some gossipy non-story bit of rubbish. Derek Draper also once sent an email to Gordon Brown you know. And he replied to it!
Ah – just wait… a few minutes now, and.. someone will be along with a comment like…
‘A watched pot never boils !’
AAARRRGGHHH !! FUCK OFF OFF !! FUCK THE FUCK OFF !! FUCKETY FUCK.. !!
Temper temper !!
Why are we waiting, why are we waiting…..?
Hurry up Guido!
I’m on my second proxy… someone doesn’t want us to be looking at this site today!
The numbering of some of the comments has changed so “someone” is busy moderating the boards….
Tension mounting…….
The pestle wiv da messal is the brew that is trew – all toghether
guido is obviously waiting for the monday papers to come out.
..yeah, in Los Angeles
That’s where his picnic was.
Right, bedtime. I so hope the story was worth almost waiting up for, but somehow I now doubt it.
A watched pot never boils
Come on, spill the beans……
Blimey- Hurry Up Lad!!!
Harriet wants me now!!!
Guido has food poisoning from soft boiled egg sandwiches
Do you remember that family that died of botulism on a picnic in about 1927? I do, I was their cook.
Maybe Guido is going to post DURING Westminster Hour on Radio 4 so that they have to do a ‘we interrupt our scheduled programme’ style panic announcement..
maybe we are supposed to be figurin out what guido is up too. maybe the weds afternoon after pm questions was a hint?
I think quoting the guinness advert
“The best things come to those who wait”
was probably the hint.
Since the “best thing” would be incriminating evidence against Brown himself, or at least enough of his allies to leave his position as Prime Minister untenable, you can understand the frustration and irritation that may develop if, despite a perfectly accurate throw with sufficient velocity to reach its intended target, the shit somehow passes between the rapidly spinning rotor blades due to some truly unfortunate timing and thus completely misses the fan.
anyone remember that old joke…. how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
and what’s the punchline to that joke sir?
Err..
me thinks you’ve answered your own question. Hoon
just in time for the ten o’clock news…..
or is that why the delay?
You’re all fucking nuts.
pass me spanner
Did you train at Berkeley or in Berkeley? The difference is important.
paper bag..paper bag..
One of them houses a now defunk nuclear power station.
I can’t wait to see the emails direct from McBride to Maguire telling him exactly what to write in his next Mirror column.
I wonder if there’s a job centre in Richmond-on Thames or will Kev have to get on his bike back to South Shields?
er… what part of the so called immediacy of the blog world is threatening the MSM with this dead air coyness?
Any f*cker wanna answer?……
hmm… * stares at shoes*….*hums tune to self* ….*watches paint dry*…….so who else has booked 2 weeks in Oliva’s villa whilst waiting here all day ?
Looks very nice but a bit big for me. Obviously I don’t have that many friends or I wouldn’t have been here all day
Read the tag – he’s drunk.
like I said earlier it only works once. I can see his rationale if he wants to thin out the readership to his core knob suckers, but any one else mensch-wise or human to you c*nts may wisely be bored and do some more creative web mooching in their future lives
Wonderful late evening here enlivened by an earlier acrobatic display by the first Swifts of the summer
I say……. that Heather Brooke is a bit of a sort.Not completely up on all the injunction stuff and so on but that complexion always holds the prospect of freckled breasts and those small pink nipples with a slight tinge of purple………
Maybe it is ‘hidden in plain sight’ and while we are all ‘tuned in’ here, the real revelation is over on Wikileaks ?
Perhaps I will pop over to check…
Jesus is that Harman-Pride thing one of you lot having a laugh? There can’tot still be one fuckwit left in the country believing that Hormone has anything to be proud of.
Mind you, she could be the leader of Britain’s 5th largest political party in a year or so. Demanding Proportional Representation.
By the way, I’m no tory supporter and haven’t voted for them since 1983 and have no intention of doing so unless Cable crosses the floor, hands that little scamp Georgie a tenner to fuck off to the cinema and becomes Shadow Chancellor.
Thats about the only thing that would make me even consider voting tory. But you’d have to be some real cross-eyed retard to believe that Brownboy has any kind of philosophy beyond clinging to power.
Fuck off Hormone.
OOps, I didn’t mean you, Guido.
I wonder why Ed Balls never stood as MP for Itchen.
please don’t tell the one about his sister Ophelia
or his brother, Claude.
http://www.nps.gov/PWR/customcf/apps/stream/stream.htm?parkcode=yell
we can all watch Old Faithful going off here or the new series of family guy is about to start on bbc 3.
Your entertainment officer.
Pay no attention to Anon here … all the entertainment you could possibly wish for is right in this thread!
SKY News doing 2mrw’s front pages…
Well they should have waited like the rest of us.
Dare they touch The Balls?
Maybe Simon Cowell had Guido taken out because he’s becoming more famous than Susan Boyle?
Can you sing ‘Cry Me A River’ Guido?
Who the hell is Susan Boyle, is she the one behind Darling in that photo?
I can’t put this off much longer. I’ve cancelled the op three times already.
i was teased like this by a whore in rio de janeiro in 1974. when i finally went off , it was a right mess and no mistake.
I’ve just spat red wine all over my keyboard after reading this, where should I send the bill for a new one!?
Where there’s blame there’s a claim.
Jaqui Five Bellies is good with expenses.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2009/04/18/vice-madam-to-name-four-top-tories-in-tell-all-book-115875-21288361/
1000 excited Tories, pushing on F5…
1000 excited Tories, pushing on F5…
And if one excited Tory should impatiently leave…
There’d be 999 excited Tories, pushing on F5…
Thanks, I never knew what F5 did before, I’m dense like that
I can’t claim to have jumped onto this blog at the ‘Ground Floor’ but I don’t think it was a year old when I started following it..
So I think I can say that ‘We have been here before..’ – there was another such pre-announced ‘scoop’ and I think that was eventually announced after 10 pm [though before midnight]
My recollection was that it was a ‘real story’ and would have been seen as a ‘bit of a scoop’, but the expectations had by that late hour eventually been over-egged so much as to overtake the actual punch of the announcement.
So it could go one of two ways here – either he has a damp squib, or it is a real scorcher, but by the time we get it we won’t see it as such…
Guido’s obviously pissed up and vomiting in a pub toilet somewhere.
All over George Michael’s shoes…
Just hope he drafted the new sleaze allegations in a post set to autopublish before he went out.
Maybe Draper bumped into him outside the pub?
Didn’t know he lived in Berkshire, I used to work opposite George Michael’s house…
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. – Oscar Wilde
Like it, I never knew …
oh, is that what F5 does…..
CTRL F5 to by-pass the cache.
i wonder what this odious government offered the kidnappers of that dude that got released today, in order for him to be released this evening?
i wonder how many massive ‘BREAKING NEWS’!!!! stories will have to be conjured up to cover all the possible news slots in order to overshadow Guido’s effort?
Guido, stop taking the piss. Explanation please.
guido ive had enough with the waiting im going to bed will read it l8tr.
guido your still alive i hope, and you have not been paid off have you.
the suspense is killing us all
joolz
Hmmm I wonder how far along this 12-step programme we are now ?
++++
Aha – I seem some of the new visitors to this blog may be unaware of the ‘Guido Surprise Strategy’..
1/ Announce there is going to be a ’shock’ or ‘important’ announcement ‘tomorrow’.
2/ Get an early night and resolve to check in early in the morning.
3/ See that there has not been an announcement and wait patiently.
4/ And wait.
5/ And wait.
6/ Wait slightly impatiently.
7/ Wait far less patiently.
8/ Wait very impatiently.
9/ Get very impatient.
10/ Potential target of ’sliming’ assume that he is bullshitting.
11/ Faithful readers assume either that the ‘announcement’ is part of what has already been announced elsewhere in the media, or that Guido is all mouth and no trousers and…
12 / KABANGBOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A large amount of shit hits a very big fan to the ‘Shock and Awe’ of the by now somnolent target…
Remember, co-conspirators, that only when steps 10 and 11 have been achieved can a final result be anticipated…
++++
Or when Guido and his family went off to their picnic (announced on this blog for all would be criminals that they were going out) – the police decided to either (a) kick in his door or (b) visit his house and plant a few things like listening bugs…… (c) visit and stay around for him to return and then take him down the chop shop
and you really think he went for a picnic !
If he waits too long the mainstream media will focus on the budget and the implications of that, thus giving them the opportunity to let Brown off the hook.
Best go for the decisive blow now, if possible. And as I have said before, I don’t think this is the big one.
Please, wipe them out ASAP and do the country a favour. The only way to really, really hurt Brown (and we all know how much his policies have hurt us) is for him to suffer the ignominy (sic.) and humiliation of his own party not allowing him to fight the next election…
They aren’t stupid, they know they are going to lose, and nobody in his – or her – right mind would want the job until after the election.
Stay up late and watch the election night coverage. Be content with watching Brown lose. As they say, revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
Wetminster Hour now on . Come on Guido !!!!!
Could anyone else smell the fear on Kevin McGuire in his TV interview today? Oh this new smelly TV is so good for these times.
AH (C)
A stat-porn scam to artificially boost visits if you ask me.
Hats off to the scammer, then.
Buyer beware.
Ye’ll not be missed
You know what? Here’s a thought… not too New Lab, but just the fact that the tease and subsequent silence, means that any knob ticklin’ masochism might do youse some people nicley but this is lookin too shite for truth, this basically rev has to be on the level of Betty Windsor being a spark plug changin’ WW2 N*zi spy….?
Could anyone else smell the fear on Kevin McGuire in his TV interview today?
If that was the one on the ChuckleTelevision then I am afraid I missed it.
Blimey I’ve only got HDD – I didn’t know smellovision was out in the UK yet !
Still the guy is going down methinks and I don’t neeed to smell the fear either to know that
The Oliva’s Villa is going to be full of insane Tories next summer.
It’s no good, I can’t wait any longer.
I’m off for a Jodrell at public expense.
I’ve been at a loss as to what to do since just after dinner. Whack one out and then to bed me thinks.
There’s a Bruce Lee film on in a little while.
Laters.
Zzzzzz…………………..
What’s your favourite episode of South Park?
cartman as hitler
Cartman’s Anal Probe
You will respect my authoritaaaay!!!
Sorry that wasn’t South Park. That was my Jacqboots impression.
The difference between Draper and a podiatrist?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/19/derek-draper-psychotherapy
“Good things come to those who wait.”
Guido’s last sentence on the main page.
Therein lies the clue.
Is there a DOS attack on this blog? I keep getting database connection errors.
Tune your site Guido, if you’re gonna pull in traffic like this the site needs to be able to cope.
No Denial Of Service attack (DOS to you social workers out there) just a denial of promise boredom, (DOPB to you social workers out there) seriously guys, if there are any like me out there following this site casually, but who have now found themselves piqued by this story and it is all make and break-ish, so now getting annoyed is the new cool, (BTW I was in the G20 march and I was bum raped by Dixon of cock green), well all I can say is I will really be so annoyed it will be so annoyed that satellites will have to track the annoyance sphere after the annoyance wave that I emit and there will be annoyance headlines in the annoyance sphere we call newspapers
My constipation’s cured
We were in Aberystwyth today and dined in a rather nice upstairs restaurant called The Carlton. Steak and Ale pie washed down with a very well kept pint of Guinness.
I haven’t done any work on my websites today, either!
All Labour voters are c**ts
I agree. Ave it 09 = top poster!
Darling leave my taxes and pension alone you * and instead make unmarried motheres illegal!
x
Is it 24 hours before we can report someone missing?
CMON GUIDO ITS DOING MY HEAD IN NOW
night guys zzzzzzz
Spilling your Guinness!!!!! Good God, no wonder you are angry, he deserves everything he got and more.
Gotta love the Labour apologists on Five live. Yes the tories wrote the book on sleaze. That doesn’t mean Labour should have made it a set text for the last 12 years of power though.
Your blog has appeared as down all day – I could only get on by changing to OpenDNS servers. Someone’s messing with something…
Baron of Boy has pronouced that Smeargate is “over.”
So that’s alright then.
Anybody listening?
someone’s done him in like Dr k
Irishman applies for a job as a blacksmith.
“Can you shoe a horse?” he’s asked.
“No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off” he replied
woot!
Aha !! So Guido is becoming like Simon Cowell…
Start to believe your own hype…
Then you’ll treat your fans like shite…
Leroy Himmler – Got it in one, mate…
OK lads and lasses… Guido has posted anew
Been pestered to go on the PS3, be back in a bit
Leave you with this, I remember being told this years ago:
Anyone who doesn’t vote Labour when they’re below the age of 25 has no heart.
Anyone who doesn’t vote Tory when they’re older than 25 has no brain.
Go guys: http://www.order-order.com/
‘This does smell a bit like one of those RAJAR wheezes the radio stations pull to artificially boost their ratings through the ‘window’ of measurement where their new ad card rates will be set…
No chance of us winning a car though, not even a t-shirt…
yep agree, Libertarian me, but shite is shite, bein’ quiet and not payin’ attention’ to the site enuff to say calm down and froget it or more info means that he is asking us to suck his knob.
If there is a scoop latently hiding here, l think frankly it better be on the evel of Elvis bycicling on the moon…
Otherwise | expect I could see a gatheringof anonymous posts saying…
bye
England fan proudly pulls at his three lions badge and shows it to an Irishman in a pub. “Yeh. This is ENGLAND mate.”
Irishman says “Firstly the three Lions is the symbol of William of Normandy, now called William The Conqueror for some reason I’m sure will eventually occur to you. So when you see England players kissing the three lions badge they are literally licking their French conqueror’s arse. Do you consider yourself an Anglo-Saxon?”
“Yeh.”
“Ever seen a mongrel win at Crufts? Tom, give this poor stupid little mongrel a pint of Guinness.”
Good night NewGirl.
Yeah, but if I remember rightly most of Ireland is made up of Danes anyway.
Aren’t the Welsh supposed to be the only people that can truly class themselves as British as genetically they’re the only ones that show predominantly Celtic genes?
fuck off