April 18th, 2009

+++ Maguire Helped Plan Red Rag+++

Ray Collins

News of the World press release below, full story here:

THE VILE website at the centre of the vicious plot to smear top Tories was set up with the help of the boss of the Labour Party, the News of the World can sensationally reveal today.

A new email shows that Labour’s General Secretary Ray Collins chaired a secret meeting to create the Red Rag website now ensnared in the Smeargate scandal.

The email’s existence links the dirty tricks site to the very TOP of the Labour Party.

And it exposes the LIE, put out by Downing Street, and repeated by government ministers this week, that the smears project was just a minor aberration cooked up by a couple of renegades acting alone—and which would never have seen light of day.

The new email, written by Labour’s then internet campaign chief Derek Draper, PROVES that the meeting took place, reveals WHO was there, WHERE it was held and WHAT was on the agenda. It shows that Collins travelled across Westminster for a summit in the offices of trade union bigwig Charlie Whelan. Whelan, one of Gordon Brown’s closest friends and his former chief spin doctor, was described last night by a Labour insider as the Prime Minister’s “unofficial Mr Fix-It”.

Joining Collins and Whelan at the meeting were the two men whose leaked smear emails later brought the scandal to light: Damian McBride and Draper.

McBride, another of the Prime Minister’s closest aides, was forced to resign last week after it emerged that he and Draper conspired to spread false and sinister stories about Tory leader David Cameron, Shadow Chancellor George Osborne and other Tories.

Draper has since been cold-shouldered by the party, too.

Also in the room was the man who was to be the public face of Red Rag, Unite press officer Andrew Dodgshon, as well as political journalist Kevin Maguire, who was there in a private capacity.

News of the meeting, and the presence at it of the Labour Party’s General Secretary, will horrify and appal senior party workers and Labour MPs who have already been disgusted by the smear campaign.

The email reveals the meeting took place on December 1 last year at Unite’s London HQ, on King’s Street, Westminster, seven weeks before McBride sent an explosive email to Draper outlining “stories” for the site.

Last week, after the News of the World’s revelations about the shocking extent of the smears, Collins slammed McBride and Draper, while he avoided mentioning his own role in the scandal.

Collins carefully followed a line taken by Derek Draper, husband of GMTV’s Kate Garraway, and McBride that they acted alone.

Draper claimed: “The idea that it was a big project orchestrated in Downing Street is ridiculous.”

However, our revelations show that Collins knew about the Red Rag site more than four months ago and did NOTHING to stop it—in fact he did the opposite.

Collins also tried to distance himself from Draper last week.

“I want to reiterate that Derek Draper does not hold a position or role with the Labour Party and this will remain the case,” he said.

Yet the General Secretary himself recruited Draper last year to try to set up a unit inside the Labour Party to attack the Tories using the internet.

We can reveal that despite internal opposition Collins granted Draper a pass to Labour Party HQ in Westminster, and even allowed him a Labour Party email account.

Both were quietly rescinded by Collins this week after furious protests from staff following our Smeargate revelations.


The Red Rag site was borne out out of those foundations, and was set up on November 4, 2008, weeks before the secret meeting.

A shocked Labour party insider told us: “It is devastating that Collins was there. It was a meeting called to set up, run and work out how to finance the Red Rag site.

“It’s no coincidence either that it wasn’t held at Labour Party HQ, or that it was at Charlie Whelan’s offices in Unite.

“Whelan is back as Gordon Brown’s unofficial Mr Fix-it, and he’s now so powerful that he’s effectively running the party.

“If anyone in the party was still daft enough to believe the Downing Street line about this being minor, this email finally exposes that lie.” Whelan was copied in to the vile emails between McBride and Draper and his role in the meeting at the Unite HQ raises further questions about how closely the union was involved in the dirty tricks campaign.

He is political director of Unite, which has two million members.

It is now one of the largest donor to the Labour Party, and it’s cash is effectively paying the near-bankrupt party’s wages as it struggles to manage debts topping £16million.

Last night Collins, himself a former assistant general secretary of Unite, admitted he attended the Red Rag website meeting but insisted he did not know about the McBride smears.

He told us: “I have had no knowledge whatsoever of any smears and found the stories and reports of the last week absolutely disgusting.

“I did attend a meeting at the Unite Head Office on December 1 to discuss online digital campaigning and how we could support and encourage left of centre websites and bloggers.

“This meeting was not about scurrilous rumour, personal attacks or smears as I would have been furious that such things could be seen as legitimate tools of political debate.”

Guido said it was strange that Maguire missed the scoop


  1. 1
    Peter Grimes says:

    You tease!

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    No surprise there then. What an utter tosspot.

  3. 3
    Rexel 56 says:

    Pope in Catholicism shock

  4. 4
    Scallywag says:

    Geordie wazzuck… and all round loser.

  5. 5
    Agent 99 says:

    CON 43 (-1) LAB 26 (-5) LD 21 (+3)

    latest poll now out !!!!!!!

    serves em right

  6. 6
    the chicken of bristol says:

    Toilets, red rag..pull the other one:P

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:


    It has been discovered today that bears use their woodland habitat as a toilet

  8. 8
    Agent 99 says:

    Double decker bus found on moon

  9. 9
    Liz says:

    This is turning out to be a very enjoyable couple of weeks, news-wise.

  10. 10
    chronic says:

    Gordie loves Gordy

  11. 11

    send for more piano wire,

    we have plenty of trees and lampposts

  12. 12
    The end of democracy says:

    Protector of war criminals and traitors!

    Crash and burn you undemocratic scumbag!

  13. 13
    sssshhhhh says:


  14. 14
    Frigging in the Rigging says:

    Where is Carter-Fuck when you need them? Or Shillings?

  15. 15
    Agent 99 says:


    See conservative home


    Double serves the bastards right

  16. 16
    CuttingEdge says:

    This kinda reminds me of the old pop-gun duck shooting at the local fair – with Guido taking them down one by one with relentless accuracy. Pure joy to behold.

  17. 17
    Thank You For Nothing... says:

    ” it struggles to manage debts topping £16million”

    So I am getting fuck all on my savings to help the these bastards out with their interest rates.

  18. 18
    "For the restless, not the true believers, this one's for you... says:

    Does it go to West Wallaby Street?

  19. 19
    Lance Corporal Jock McJock VD & S.C.A.R.S says:

    Cheerio Kev you filthy piece of putrified rat shit.

    You are not fit to lace the boots of Mr Fawkes, you are not fit to wipe his arse.

    You are worthless. A blot on the landscape. A shrivelled up remnant of a discarded tampon. You are nothing.

    Fawkes owns you.


    (By the way, have fun in the fizzy pop next year mag scum!)

  20. 20
    MorrisOx says:

    Terrible. Only Members Wonder About The Senseless, Obnoxious Nihilism.

  21. 21
    Communist death camps says:

    Charlie Whelan

    From 1980-90 he was a member of the Communist Party.


  22. 22
    Foyanero says:

    Looks like Kate Garraway will be fucked then. Not Arf.

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    eyes of the world says:

    Labour scum!

  25. 25
    It all started in America you bastards! says:

    I’m surprised the Tory lead isn’t even higher.

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    HateLabour says:

    It just gets better and better. Top work Mr Fawkes.

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    chronic says:


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    RotherhitheBob says:

    Here’s the final question in Who Wants to be a Millionaire, to win a million pounds: What do Lord Ashcroft and Guido Fawkes have in common?

    a) Based in the Caribbean, far from the reach of UK tax and libel laws
    b) Unaccountable to the British electorate
    c) Have an obsessive desire to overthrow the Labour government
    d) Claim to be “independent” of political parties

  29. 29
    It all started in America you bastards! says:

    I hate that big nosed geordie twat.

  30. 30
    Spin Doctor says:

    I fucking hate Maguire’s guts.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Tom Watson

  32. 32
    Peter Grimes says:

    It sure is, Guido dragging this out wonderfully. Waiting for the creeps to try to distance themselves from the crap, allowing them to spout their sanctimonious and insincere condemnations, and all the time crapping themselves in case Guido had more.

    Well, you masturbatory monkeys, it looks as though you are donalducked!

    It couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of hoons, now, could it?

  33. 33

    I wonder what will appear in the Daily Telegraph then…. could they bring themselves to print the truth perhaps ??

  34. 34
    Peter Grimes says:

    Fuck off, creep, your lot are done!

  35. 35
    urinalpeeps says:

    The thud you heard a few moments ago was the arse falling out of Nulab.
    Thanks Guido.

  36. 36
    AC1 says:

    and looking at their policies, from 91 onwards they just lied about being communists!

  37. 37
    Ghost of Ian Smith says:

    Shouldn’t you be bobbing up and down off Rotherhithe?


  38. 38
    Mitch says:

    Ha de fukin ha ha!!, MaGuire is toast along with all the lab scum.


  39. 39
    ShugNiggurath says:

    I think we’ve long established who Guido is or isn’t.

    You hoon.

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    RotherhitheBob says:

    Er, Guido, your attempt to smear Kevin isn’t going to work. For one thing, he writes much better than you. Ever tried writing anything as good as his column in the NS? You can’t do it. Just accept that it’s not just chutzpah that makes a readable journalist, it’s also talent.

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    David says:

    Liars – cheats – schemers – scammers – peddlers of filth.

    Right at the heart of government.

    This is a sad day for democracy in the UK.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not, they’re bastards too.

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    Right Bastard says:


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    RotherhitheBob says:

    You argue your case so well. Do you think anyone is persuaded by the subtlety of your argument?

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    For what f*****g reason does a British Prime Minister (even if Scotch, even if one-eyed, and even if a moron) need a “Mr Fixit”?

    Unofficial or otherwise?

    Actually, unofficial is worse, now you think of it. It seeks to hide the fact that the bugger is incompetent.

  46. 46
    AC1 says:

    c) and they are true patriots for it!

    Revealing the TRUTH about LieBore ‘s Lies and stealth marxism.

  47. 47
    RotherhitheBob says:

    Beautiful, you all fell into the trap. Is this the Guiderone equivalent of the rapid response unit? Oh dear.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    They’re next!

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    After the Screws has been read by the Men In The Pubs, watch for the next poll. There’s a poll out for the Mail claiming a 19% Tory lead. Apparently both polls out today have untested methodology. The next reputable(?!) poll is the one to watch for.

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    So17 says:

    Maguire is another pinched faced wanker like Billy Bragg and paul weller they all look alike and have the same mock working class credentials.
    You are fucking traitors.

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    Balthazar says:

    Just because Guido can’t write for toffee doesn’t mean he can’t do his job — which is exposing gobshites of all colours, high up in the list of whom is our dear old chippy chum, Toilets.

    Guido, you will do yourself a world of good if you can just stop using serial commas. I recommend too that you compose your posts in an editor with a spellchecker. It’s not pedantry: it will lend your stuff greater impact and authority. Despite your outrageous ego, I am a fan of long standing. Keep it up! Can’t wait for the next excrement/fan event tomorrow!

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    Right Bastard says:

    Yes – succinct and to the point.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    At least 60% of the electorate have an obsessive desire to overthrow the gov’t. 26% have too much reliance on the Socialist trough to dream of overthrowing the gov’t. Next May it’s “Goodbye, Mr Bob”.

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    eyes of the world says:

    I bet that other scheming bastard Tony B,liar is laughing his bollocks off at all this.

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    RotherhitheBob says:

    You see, “davis”, what you Fawkwits don’t realise is that the wider British electorate don’t take too kindly to alsatianists abusing our prime minister, making fun of Scottish people, and dissing disabled people. Your little blog might get a nerdish self-absorbed high out of it, but I assure you that normal people are a bit disgusted at the language and the weird politics of your blog. So better get a spin doctor fast, if you want to win the next election. You have serious anger management problems, which the rest of us don’t like much.

  57. 57
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I sekond Balfassar.

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    pp says:

    Great to see you on a high, and still on the way up – don’t forget that higher you go, the bigger the come down at the end!

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    CuttingEdge says:

    You got one thing correct Bob. Maguire’s right up there as a writer – Tolkein, Jordan, C S Lewis…he’s head and shoulders above them and anyone else in the fantasy stakes. Only on content though – his prose is pulp.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    i’ sekonde balfassar

  61. 61

    They have been Fawkesd.

  62. 62
    Heads on poles says:

    Talent and Maguire in the same sentence?
    Can’t be.
    As for criticising style – that’s very Zanulabour – it isn’t reality or the truth, it’s how it looks.
    Gordo *would* be pleased, a position at Erith and Thamesmead is on its way.

  63. 63

    How does that supposed high level command of the English language make Maguire less of a Hoon in this whole affair?

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    RotherhitheBob says:

    Oh FFS, this is Guido’s first real scoop in years. Any decent MSM journalist comes up with several bigger stories in a month.

    The Hain smear was a disgrace. Hain was a decent and courageous anti-apartheid fighter brought down by a smear. He never put a penny in his pocket.

    McBride, I grant you, is a real scoop, and a deserved feather in Guido’s cap. But it’s his only real scoop.

    This is the only reason that Guido has gone public. He’s going MSM, I tell you.

  66. 66
    no longer anonymous says:

    You and your mates down the pub are not the wider British electorate. Most normal people may not express themselves as strongly as posters do here but they still think the PM is a fuckwit.

  67. 67

    The way things are going in Downing Street, Robert Mugabe would be an improvement. At least he has elections – of sorts.

  68. 68
    RotherhitheBob says:

    Stop Common Purpose, thank you for confirming my opinion of Fawkesters. There’s not a lot of brain power going on there.

  69. 69
    Pip says:

    DumbDuck or Barren Quitecrapple
    Why do you bother – you are the blog equivalent of the poor sod on the side of the bypass, clutching his brown paper bag, screaming at the traffic.

  70. 70

    “Normal people” like Alice Mahon are utterly disgusted by the filthy antics of the No. 10 dirty tricks unit. “Normal people” think that this is a vile, corrupt administration which is unparalleled in British political history, with perhaps the only direct comparison in a Western democracy being the second-term Nixon White House.
    “Normal people” are disgusted by shitheads like you who continue to claim the moral high ground in the face of overwhelming evidence that the Labour party is venal, mendacious and doomed.

    Admit it, you’re fucked. Go away, and if you have any kind of moral centre you’d be best off cleaning up that fucking shitpile which is the Labour party.

    Do that, then you can come back and preach on here you fucking wanker. Till then, fuck off. You Labour hypocrites make me fucking sick.

  71. 71
    RotherhitheBob says:

    Ha ha, Pip, good try. Can you imagine a floating voter reading your crap and deciding to vote Tory? Dear me.

  72. 72
    RGtx says:

    For Fucks Sake, the BBC have this story “Breaking News”, Labour really are going down the pan.

  73. 73
    Communist death camps says:

    Peter Mandelson

    left the Labour Party Young Socialists (LPYS) to join the Young Communist League, then the youth wing of the Communist Party of Great Britain.


  74. 74
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    The major policies they’ve pursued have smacked of Stalinism with a dithering Stalin at the helm.

  75. 75
    Julian says:

    So, forgetting the post-Easter hysteria for a second, we are saying that as a result of:

    Also in the room was the man who was to be the public face of Red Rag, Unite press officer Andrew Dodgshon, as well as political journalist Kevin Maguire, who was there in a private capacity.

    that http://www.theredrag.co.uk was intended not as, as advertised, a Draper-funded wet dream intended to “take on” Guido, but as a deliberate part of Labour’s re-election campaign?

    Do you realise that they provided false credential to Internic? That the applicant (Draper?) lied about the registrant and other details? This is really serious sh*t. Go for the f*ckers Guido – they’ve exposed themselves, so all bets are off!

  76. 76
    Antidote says:


    You don’t speak for me. Get lost.

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    Dolly - There’s that creep who nicked our chips says:

    Hey Spin, you’ve just convinced me to vote Tory (I was a floating voter until tosserBob droped in)

    NuLabour = TOAST

  78. 78
    Boom Boomer says:

    Looks like the Murdoch team have decided to take Brown and the ZanuLab filth out. What better way than by the drip of truth when all about are lying. Headlamps, gunshots, piano wire…19% behind, toilets implicated…this gets better by the hour.

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    Erith_n_ThamesmeadBob says:

    No problem, the votes are in the post…

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    Anonymous says:

    No wonder Draper was liberating that fucking desktop computer…

    Until Maguire no doubt tried to cover it up by taking the snaps off the website…

    I went to see ‘In the Loop’ this evening [excellent – go and see it before the hype and reviews gives away too many of the gags for you] – but how the fuck can it outdo the reality of this comedy of errors ??

  81. 81

    Given the girth of some of these troughing Hoons, I think we’ll be needing a few coils of the 16SWG product – does anyone know what the recommended drop for, say, Tommy Two Dinners is?

    At just over 100ft per coil, I reckon we’ll need a lot…

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    Anonymous says:

    The silent majority has found its voice (and a medium for it) so be worried.

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    Mr Christopher says:

    To think this is the same ‘cadre’ that sent goons round to terrorize Damian Green with threats of ‘life imprisonment.’

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    Dolly - There’s that creep who nicked our chips says:

    Methinks you dost protest too much, Mr Bob.
    You must be hurting REAL badly this evening.
    How does it feel, loser ?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    “Normal people”. Those who have jobs as Gay and Lesbian outreach workers or work in the Cabinet Office?
    “So better get a spin doctor fast, if you want to win the next election”. Whatever our individual political affiliations, we are all vocal members of the “highly pissed off with Labour” Party. which is a non-political organisation. Even retired socialist MP’s are joining those ranks. We will not be entering candidates in the next election, as we can’t manage massaging postal votes. We can collectively multi-task. Fisking Labour stooges who are trying desperate deflection tactics is all par for the course. As you are the only stooge posting at the moment, can we assume that the rest of the RRU have given up in despair?

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    Communist death camps says:


    He joined the Labour Party in 1971, although he considered himself a Marxist ideologically aligned with the Communist Party of Great Britain


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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    They certainly won’t be voting Liebour who have truly damaged this country over the past 12 years. Its much more likely that former New Liebour voters will vote for the BNP. Moving from one authoritarian joke of a party to another one.

    Typical Labour incompetence will need a Tory administration to put matters right and bring back democracy and personal freedom.

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    PsychoTheRapist says:

    Stalin was well aware of the importance of Useful Idiots but this shower of shite ain’t the least bit useful (except to the Conservatives).

    What a bunch of circus clowns*.

    *Apologies to any genuine clowns online.

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    Anonymous says:


  91. 91

    Labour’s been Fawkesed.

    No moral compass and up shit creek without a paddle. Get used to it.

  92. 92
    Communist death camps says:


    But you are an old Marxist(communist ideology) HARRIET HARMAN Well, excuse me young Marxist thank you, (LAUGH)


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    Aslan says:

    I didn’t know that the “boss of the Labour Party” is a guy called Ray Collins and suspect that 99.9% of the public, like me, have never heard of this man.

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    Peter says:

    Dear Guido,

    I was in despair at the state of our Nation brought about by this and previous Goverments and the majority of politicians who appear to be incompetent, self-serving, have no honour and have betrayed our people; until, that is, you began your crusade. Following your initial revelations and having seen the stories that will be in tomorrow’s News of The World and Sunday Times, I am now hopeful that this Goverment will soon fall. You have my grateful thanks.

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    Swampy's mate says:

    They are finished. Nice work Guido.

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    Anonymous says:

    No, just his mother’s pocket so it couldn’t be attributed to him. Typical spinning NuLiebour.

  97. 97
    JollyRoger says:

    ++STOP PRESS++
    Ed Balls ‘ran’ Labour’s smear unit


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    Anonymous says:

    57 — should that not be thirded

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    Johan says:

    You know, I’ve had a great day – some sweet morning loving, a bit of gardening in the sun, some good food and then, just to make sure my day ends perfectly, this… thank you Guido!

  100. 100
    PsychoTheRapist says:

    Socialism and democracy are irreconciable. It would seem socialism and IT skills also. I would also add socialism and the Labour Party.

    What a fucking shower Broon has surrounded himself with.

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    Quasimodo says:


    Never mind wasting your time here. Get cracking on a sycophantic email to Wallace suggesting that once Toilets toddles off you should replace him.

    But “RotherhitheBob and Friends” lacks that traditional and classy Mirror proletarian earthiness, doesn’t it?

    “Tosser and chums”, that should do it.

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    Anonymous says:

    what all 24% of you?

    Go fuck yourself asshole

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    Ray Collins says:

    GF wrote..

    Whelan, one of Gordon Brown’s closest friends and his former chief spin doctor, was described last night by a Labour insider as the Prime Minister’s “unofficial Mr Fix-It”.

    Guido you could have also written….

    Mandelson, one of Gordon Brown’s closet aids and his former chief arse doctor, was described last night by a Labour insidehim as the Prime Minister’s “unofficial Mr Fuck-w-it”

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    Agent 99 says:

    Actually all torn up in Labour HQ but point taken

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    Communist death camps says:

    A tribute to communism – Where we are heading

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    No wonder Toilets buggered off back to Ponteland with his tail between his legs.

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    Mandlebum says:

    Kevin pet pussy is called Dolly ..so he said once on Sky News

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    Mr Ned says:

    if pissed off ‘none of the aboves’ were included, the above would be about

    NOTA 50%
    Con 20%
    LAB 14%
    LD 11%
    Others 7%


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    Agent 99 says:

    What was McGuire doing there in a ‘private capacity’?

    He’s a hack he should report as a hack. The man is seriously undermined and I can now understand his last blog post a little more. The toerag was absolutely bricking it.

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    AC1 says:

    It’s Labour that’s Fawked. Hopefully to extinction.

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    I wasn’t aware that this blog had a party affiliation – I regularly comment, and despite being traditional working class, Methodist Labour, noone has ever given me any grief apart from the xxx_Pride trolls.

    I despise New Labour and all they stand for – especially Brown and his coterie of lying cheating troughing scum. Everybody else I know does too, and would probably despise you too if they met you.

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    Anonymous says:

    Balls is named at the Sunset Times

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    Dolly - There’s that creep who nicked our chips says:

    Feel like a kid on Christmas Eve here …
    I simply can’t wait to get up early tomorrow morning, sign on to this website to see how many new “presents” are to be despatched into oblivion via the dreaded Guido Crosshairs.
    Hey Guido … time for your readers to go a-hunting, a-hunting, a-hunting-O

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    Doctor Mick says:

    Thing is Bobbysox, it is not about deciding to vote Tory but voting for anybody but Labour. Most people have decided that already and even Brown must know this.

    Why are you here? To convert people?


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    Peter Grimes says:

    Well I can’t claim the first, but got my share of all the rest, and then this!

    I think I’ll sleep well tonight whilst RotherhitheBob’s thick fingers keep slipping off the end of his knob as he jerks off cos his dick is so tiny!

    Sweet dreams, Bob!

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    Hacked_off says:

    But we are STILL stuck with this bunch of Hoons until 3/6/10.

    There is no way on earth they are going to do the honourable thing as their snouts are too wedded to the trough.

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    Agent 99 says:

    The schools secretary used Damian McBride, the disgraced spin doctor, to smear rivals and advance his own ambitions

    FFS how much worse can this get ?????

    They are truly finsished once and for all no government can carry on after this despite Mandleson stating on Sky News that the government wants to ‘draw a line’ underneath this and move on. {2200 sky News report}

    Well done Guido you nailed the lying twats

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    only one year to go says:

    L is for– labour
    L is for– lice

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    El rey del mundo says:

    Hmm…I believe that Maguire has been “called in” for a chat by his bosses. Which is a shame. His coat is on a very shoogly peg.

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    Wolfgang Petersen says:

    Gut, Johan. Sehr gut.

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    Agent 99 says:

    after this they might just have too

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    Nitpicker says:

    The official term, I think you’ll find, is “fucked”.

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    Neil Tennant says:

    Slow motion dominoes……”watch them all go down”!

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    limey says:

    Just back from seeing ‘In the Loop’ (v amusing). Thought I’d see if tomorrow’s headlines were available yet.

    Truly beautiful. I’d love to see Balls swinging from a lamp post.

    Good work Guido, keep it up, your country needs you.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    As has been said time and time again, Guido is NOT a Tory nut a librarian. So QUIET PLEASE.

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    Sam says:

    You can;t beleive everything you read in the Wiki, nevertheless I loved this bit:
    ” … in 1980 he became a foreign exchange dealer, at that time possessing a home counties accent”

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    Mr Timney says:

    Charlie fuckin whelan ex my arse he has be the Goebbels of the labour party. FUCK HIM GOOD AND PROPER !

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    Guido, I’d recommend Chateux Palmer, 3ème Cru Classé.


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    It all started in America you bastards! says:

    I see the Queen of the Lords (Mandy) is starting to show his pig ugly mincing face.

    No doubt Andy Marr will be drooling all over Mandy who will no doubt pour his own personal poison all over this tomorrow.

    Isn’t it odd that good old Shami Chakrabarti hasn’t been seen on the BBC lately? I wonder why the BBC won’t have her on. Will she be on with Marr tomorrow? I think not

  130. 130
    Barebum Mountain says:

    Yeah, moi

  131. 131
    Dr Feelgood says:

    Isn’t it amazing that ‘reputable’ Labour politicians (or hangers on) can have been former members of the Communist party and this is somehow seen as acceptable.

    Communism is utter murderous shite like Nazism – and responsible for an even greater toll of human misery. Imagine the reaction if any Tory had been in the NF or similar in their youth.

  132. 132
    Barebum Mountain says:

    Not quite. You can put butter on toast and it won’t slide off.

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    Dolly - There’s that creep who nicked our chips says:

    This gets beter and better .
    TimesOnline now leads and implicates Balls – The Chosen One – on smears.


    Times and BBC leading the charge now.

    Would NEVER have happened unless Guido outed the whole pack.
    NuLabour 20% adrift and may HAVE to call that election to rid us of this filth sooner than later.

    All Hail Guido, our national treasure.

  134. 134
    urinalpeeps says:

    You were SNP on the last post you nesbitt!!

  135. 135
    'orrible luverly 'orrible says:

    Labour is now truely fucked for generations, if not forever.

    Put teenagers with no historic memory and no education in charge (McBride, Milibanana etc) and see what happens. Outstanding.

    Did none of them ever read Watergate.

    Well done Mr Fawkes

  136. 136
    City of Vice says:

    Things are getting very interesting indeed!

    What’s the betting on Labour being third in the polls behind the Liberal’s by the time of the Euro Elections in June? Must be worth a little flutter, surely…

    Much more of this and Labour MPs will have to acknowledge that the best chance they have of salvaging their seats, at the next general election, would be to dump Brown and install a new leader. Brown cannot recover. As Nixon found out, disagreement over policies are one thing, but inspiring this level personal disgust among voters is fatal.

    Labour MPs lack the guts get rid of Brown but unlike the Tories there are no Men in Grey Suits to do the deed. So unless Labour’s union funders use their financial muscle to wield the knife, there won’t be much of Party left after the next election, taking millions of pounds of union members’ money down with it.

    Get yer coat Harriet, looks like you’ve pulled.

  137. 137
    what goes around says:

    i REEMEMBER READING ABOUT King Davids son Absolom in the bible and how he met his match in a tree …decapitated I think.. and I thought Blair ….you are gonig the same way…FUCK YOU !

  138. 138
    Rick says:

    Don’t be too hard on Bob, people. You would be depressed and bitter if you had to try and defend the indefensible, and at the same time maintain a high moral tone.

  139. 139
    Dr Feelgood says:

    How’s the dogfood in the bunker Blondie?

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    Mr Ned says:

    Yes, As I have said all along, this was the central strategy of the labour general election campaign. They cannot go to the country on their record as it is the worst record of any government for over 100 years. They cannot put anything in their manifesto that would be believed after they cynically lied their asses off over the EU referendum promise, so lies, smears and disgusting and dirty inuendo is the one and only tactic they had left.

    That has been blown out of the water in one of the most fantastic acts of public service in the last 20 years by Guido.

    As for RotherhitheBob, what that fuckwit doesn’t seem to realise is that the vast majority of the British people cannot stand Brown and they would wish a knighthood on any decent fellow that would kill that evil child killing freak and the rest of the thieves liars and war criminals in the Parliamentary labour party.

    How can you defend these sick perverts, thieves and war criminals?

  141. 141
    urinalpeeps says:

    62 wise up you Hoon

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    Mr Christopher says:

    What a hoot to think that nowhere are there more avid students of Guido than in the Downing Street rat’s nest itself, where seedy night-shift operatives report each new development in the blog to the Father of Lies himself!

  143. 143
    Dolly - There’s that creep who nicked our chips says:

    He ought to help his friends in Labourlist out.
    They are trying to be a serious blog but they are way behind the pack.
    Not a word on the latest revelations showing on their site.
    wonder why not, huh ?

  144. 144
    McScotch and his fairytales says:

    i would just say socialism fullstop

  145. 145

    Oh, well, this is running and running as predicted…

  146. 146
    Flemingcrag says:

    Still the G20 summit went well.

  147. 147
    urinalpeeps says:

    54 spin on it you hoon

  148. 148
    Communist death camps says:

    Dr Feelgood, it all depends on the pro Communist propaganda they push in the schools, while demonising patriotism and banning free speech!

    You WILL welcome your own genocide and the destruction of democracy!

    Pol Pot had nothing on these mindbending money grubbing subversive freeks.

  149. 149
    Dolly - There’s that creep who nicked our chips says:

    Gordon !

    Elephant in the Room.
    Elephant in the Room

    “Draw a line” under that, my dear leader.

  150. 150
    Mr Ned says:

    “He claims the education secretary is running a destabilising “shadow operation” inside Downing Street to clear his path for the party leadership if Labour loses the next election. ” from http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122756.ece

    FANTASTIC!!! Balls leading the labour party will eradicate the labour party once and for all. There is no way the pissed off masses will vote labour again in 6 years time with that fucktard in charge. WONDERFUL…

    So, when the tories get in and continue labour’s implementation of the fascist new world order, then people will FINALLY be forced to recognise that the top mainstream politicians are ALL traitors to the people of this country.

    We need to elect people who will put the British People FIRST! Not their New World Order plutocratic masters!!!

  151. 151
    High Carbon Steel says:

    No 6 SWG will do quite nicely, thankyou!

  152. 152
    Hacked_off says:

    For the fascists masquerading as the police in this benighted country anyway. Didn’t go too well for a certain newspaper seller though did it.

  153. 153
    Sam says:

    No wonder they need to put all their thugs and hoons on the public payroll

    At this rate they won’t have a brass farthing to fight the General Erection – Yeee Ha!
    Can any creditor please call in their debt, and do us all a favour? – surely a Party is a business, and if it’s in Bankruptcy it isn’t allowed to right an election? or is it?

    I suppose they can change the law to ensure it is, and will

  154. 154
    urinalpeeps says:

    Sorry mate but your lot are fubarred.
    Totally and utterly fubarred.
    Tell your main man to get back to Govan and take some social graces lessons from Rab C Nesbitt and maybe even mary Doll

  155. 155
    Mr Christopher says:

    How could you know that? Or do you mean you know what was said in the papers?

  156. 156
    McSnotch the ultimate hoom says:

    The point is #54 the Prime Mentalist IS a one-eyed Scotch (sic) imbecile, student marxist hoon, financial fuckwit and incompetent Machiavellian surrounded by sewer rats without a moral compass (sorry GPS), who has DELIBERATELY destroyed the country.

    Now go make good use of the Rathertight dipping chair and and take a very long swim in the Thames.

  157. 157
    McSnotch the ultimate hoon says:

    It’s based on the true story now being serialised in the Murdoch media via GFawkes Esq!

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    Hoons says:


  159. 159
    Mr Ned says:

    In the event that the labour MP’s decide to try to force Brown out, How can labour find a credible way to replace Brown? They cannot! It is impossible.

    Do you not recall at the time of his coup against Blair in 2007 that ALL the other senior Labour MP’s were happily and loyally filing round all the newsrooms to instruct us peons how wonderful Brown is, how UNIQUELY capable he is and how there was NO OTHER CANDIDATE ANYWHERE NEAR HIS CALIBER in the labour party. That he was head and shoulders above EVERYONE else.

    If they try to jettison Brown now, these discredited fuckwits and failures MUST be reminded what they were so insistent on telling us back then.

    They must be asked, OFTEN, If Brown is now so bad that he cannot be considered worthy of running the labour party or the country by his OWN side, then, how the hell is any other labour MP likely to be any better when all the leading labour MP’s themselves were constantly banging on about how superior Brown was to all of them, only 18 months ago.

    SO if they are now going to be telling the country that Brown is now a liability, then it follows that every potential successor would be even WORSE. Just following and applying their own logic.

    They are FUCKED!!!

    Happy days are here again :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  160. 160
    Hoons all Hoons says:

    Better I think you mean

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    Hoons all Hoons says:

    No they dont they pay a tracking company to do it.

    “Who the hell is ” Meltwater”?
    I did some research and it turns out that Meltwater are a “media” company PAID by Government to trawl blogs and read what we say about them. Yup. Reports are written, results are handed back to people like McBride. I spoke to Guido and he confirmed my suspicions.”

    see old holborn


  163. 163
    Loobylou says:

    I am rarely excised enough to comment on blogs, but this really is going from sublime to ridiculous. Wonder what’s the going rate for integrity? It’s really all very sad.

    Kevin Maguire, our man prowling the corridors of power (looking for some way he can help smear shite along them).

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    This is quite fucking true. What a backstabbing, sick crock of shit Labour has turned into. Just leave guys, before the voter makes you.
    The Dove.

  165. 165
    Bad Taste says:

    In their defence. the cops pleaded that he’d seen selling The Telegraph earlier that day…

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    Surely Gordon Brown is the Daddy of Lies?

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    Controlled Demolition says:

    Don’t you just love the way these explosions have been pre-programmed to explode like one of the best firework shows you have ever seen? This is controlled demolition at its very finest!

    If anyone (ahem) needs help getting that final barrel of black powder into the cellar do give me a call…

  169. 169
    king chillout says:

    I’ve watched Kevin Maguire pop up on TV over the last few years, and without a doubt every single time his mouth started to move I cringed. I’ve sat there and wondered how anyone could spew out so much shite that had no resemblence to anything that I, my family, friends and workmates were thinking.

    Thank you Guido for confirming that throughout all that time Maguire had a New Labour hand shoved up his backside working him. I knew that no one, not even Maguire himself, could seriously believe the insane cobblers he was coming out with.

    But now that Maguire has been outed as a New Labour propaganda stooge, I’m starting to think about all the other voices I’ve heard in the media and on the BBC, about all the times I doubted whether the speaker was actually living on the same planet as me or my workmates as we were shouting insults at the radio (yes, I’m looking at you Jeremy Vine)

    How many people in the media have been in on New Labour meetings getting their propaganda straight…and what was in it for them ?

    It’s a frightening thought that our media has been infiltrated so much by New Labour. How many other media people are out there tonight absolutely shitting themselves silly because they fear being outed ?

    A lot more than we think, I’d wager.

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    Call me Infidel says:

    I would love to know if comrade Brownstainovich reads these posts. The Nokias would be bouncing of every wall if he did. Oh the humanity. This sorry excuse for a goverment just keep handing out the ammunition for their own firing squad. Stick a fork in them, they’re done.

  171. 171
    GisaBetterJob says:

    Hands up all those who can Mandelson’s hand behind this?

    * ME!

  172. 172
    Gordon Brown says:

    I said sorry. What the fuck is your problem now? Oh bollocks, fuck you all.

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    Ampers says:

    Great story, but – a bit of friendly advice – don’t go for any lonely walks in any woods, be careful when you go down dark alleys. If you see a bunch of thugs in a street, is OK, but if they are police, turn and run.

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    Javelin says:

    Yes. Just got online to say this is Mandelsons works the opportunism and Sunday leaking fits his MO perfectly.

  175. 175
    Gordon Brown says:

    I detect a whiff of toilet-watered perfume from behind the door of dear old Harriet’s office, as I recently passed, it’s now closed and very quiet inside… with the phone off the hook. Bitch.

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    Robert Mugabe says:

    I object being placed in the same boat as that corrupt filth that runs your country.

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    Revelations 6:8 says:

    We haven’t had democracy in the UK for 10 years!

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    Sixtus Beckmesser says:

    Go on, give ZaNuLab the Pugwash they deserve. Be warned, you could slice a parapet with a microtome and Gordon Brown would still manage to duck down behind it.

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    Katabasis says:

    Is it possible that Maguire could have done that? Very interesting….!

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    […] Tim placed an interesting blog post on +++ Maguire Helped Plan Red Rag+++Here’s a brief overviewNews of the World press release below, full story here: THE VILE website at the centre of the vicious plot to smear top Tories was set up with the help of the boss of the Labour Party, the News of the World can sensationally reveal today. A new email shows that Labour’s General Secretary Ray… […]

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    nell says:

    Guido=haven’t had time to research this thread thoroughly, you have teased us with this today and now launched it just as I am going to bed. I just knew something was going to happen – there was ‘static’ in the air

    You’ve excelled yourself again. I hope it means that we finally have the truth about Tom Watson and Charlie Whelan – if not I hope the truth abouth them is coming soon.

    I’ll get up early in the morning and read the whole story. But my elderly bones need rest now= just want you to know I wholeheartedly support your attempt to expose this rotten heart of government.

    Good night. God Bless.

  182. 182

    […] in a separate development, on April 18, the News of the World carries a scoop (which I found on Guido) that treats readers to the story of how the Red Rag coterie met at the offices of Charlie […]

  183. 183

    […] – what’s more, that man with the silly ‘tache isn’t finished with the whole rotten cabal of them, either. Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)The […]

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    This is is getting close to bringing down the government

  185. 185
    Mrs Rigby says:

    Speak for yourself. In my experience the wider British electorate don’t take too kindly to …

    Visually impaired kilt-wearers and their coterie openly deriding, and legislating against :-
    White English people, in particular white men
    Men and women who pay income tax on low earnings
    Working families
    Married couples and their families.

    We don’t take kindly to them:-
    Feathering their own nests at our expense.
    Cheating on their expenses, which are subsidised by every single person who pays VAT.
    Manipulating votes and changing electoral areas for their own benefit.
    Taking money from council tax payers in the south because they are “rich” and giving it to lazy people elsewhere in the country.
    Giving financial benefits to those too lazy to go to work that are greater than the minimum wage.

    We don’t take kindly to them :-
    Taking us into an illegal war, by telling lies.
    Manipulating statistics.
    Lying about threats national security.
    Being complicit in politicising the Police Force.
    Introducing petty crimes that incur swingeing fixed-penalty fines imposed by PCSOs who know little of the law.
    Creating a surveillance and database society that diminishes personal freedoms.

    We don’t take kindly to them :-
    Dumbing down education to ensure there is an ill-educated electorate, incapable of understanding anything but trivia.
    Introducing an academic apartheid, that benefits students north of the border, voted in by MPs north of the border.

    And these are just a few of the things “the wider British public” don’t take kindly to. If you aren’t aware of this you must be living in some little bubble, safely cocooned against everything that ordinary people have to put up with every single day

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    Wm T Sherman says:

    For some reason, people keep forgetting that e-mail is forever.

    I think if something like this broke on our side of the Atlantic, i.e Democrat smear machine revealed, the mainstream media would try to cover it up, and the zombies who voted for Obama would just shrug it off. We actually have a few isolated examples already, but most people don’t seem to care. The media have explained it to them.

    The Chicago Way and the Gordon Brown Way are not-so-distant cousins…

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    Charlie Whelan ate my hampster says:

    Unite are funding the party, and Unite is Whelan’s fiefdom.
    It gets more and more ‘central’ ha ha.
    Broon is totally fawked. Charlie too!

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    Ed Balls says:

    Oh fuck. Yes it was me. But you’ll never take me alive, Brown. And I’ve got the suitcase with the nuke codes. Don’t try anything, you bastards.

    And when I find out who sent this load of Balls, yes ok I can take the piss out of my own name I’m that good, your days are numbered sunshine. I think I want to go have a little cry somewhere now. Boo-hoo.


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    Charlie Whelan ate my hampster says:

    ” Offered a list of potential replacements, 25 per cent said they did not know who they wanted.
    Mr Straw was the most popular with 23 per cent, followed by David Miliband (14 per cent), Alan Johnson, (7 per cent), Harriet Harman (6 per cent), Ed Miliband (4 per cent), Ed Balls (3 per cent) and James Purnell (1 per cent). ”

    This is what happens when you surround yourself as PM with loyal party hacks, third-rate career politicians, and similar immature easily-bullied dross: there is no-one in the upper levels of the NuLab who is capable of running the country – and the electorate can see that clearly.

    Blair is as culpable as Brown – this way of running politics was instigated by him and Mandelson. Brown has just put his is own Tammnay-Scottish gloss on it

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    I’ll be buying the DVD of the on-screen adaptation of all this.

    Then I can enjoy it again and again.

  191. 191
    Curtis LeMay says:

    My God.

    There is now only one-and deserately necessary-option left: call and hold a vote of no confidence in Westminster. IMMEDIATELY.

  192. 192
    Charlie Whelan ate my hampster says:

    Alice Mahon talking on Sky right now – explosive stuff!! After a lifetime of party activism…
    And Mandelson just a minute ago – oily and insincere as ever, what a contrast

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    pissed off voter says:

    latest polls put you very much in the minority Bob.

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    Blackthorn says:

    St Georges day… C,mon guys we cannot let this go on any longer.. We need to take our country back now!!!
    This whole Nu-Nazi regime is truly sickening, our children and grandchildren will never forgive us if we do nothing.

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    pissed off voter says:

    guess you’re a techie :)

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    There is a God!!!

  197. 197
    Charlie Whelan ate my hampster says:

    Sounds like Millie Molly Mandy may be the leaker! There is no limit to their mutual hatred, is there?


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    mort says:

    Guido, bbc says your a simple blip on the news system.

    keep going please!

    but please do not over egg the quiche! or tart or fat hoon!


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    mort-with a marxist tilt says:

    i used t think that prisoners were a great idea till they grabbed the guns……….

  200. 200
    mort-without a marxist tilt says:

    who owns the mirror?

  201. 201

    In addition to his salaried UNITE UNION job, Charlie Whelan seems to have a number of lucrative sidelines, writing columns for his local newspaper, setting up Red Rag, writing blogs, sending out news releases, appearing on radio and tv, usually getting paid for it. What I would ask is how much of his UNITE salaried time is devoted to these extra activities and is he also using the Unions office, telephone, internet, computing and other resources? Does Whelan clain travel expenses and hotel expenses from Unite for these trips to London, claiming it’s Union business? A look at his desk diary by union auditors would be telling… would Indeed did Whelan give or lend Draper a Dell base station (CPU) -property of UNITE? Draper was pictured with one in a laundry bag getting into a taxi! You don’t normally take the desk computer with you unless the content of the hard drive is so “HOT” you have to take it with you! Where is that computer now? Does it belong to UNITE and where have UNITE agreed to take part , ie meetings, minutes, resolutions and so on.. Guido might also like to take another look at the media agency acting as the conduit for labourlist. I blooged on Guido that the agency Boasted they had set up a spoof website having a go at the tories and the press release is on their website for all to see.

    The role of PR WEEK in all of this also needs to be examined as for a long while Whelan had a regular column in that trade paper, critical comment of the column and many so called news stories by PR WEEK,( many straight lifts from the nationals and blogging sites) has always been ignored by PR WEEK unless it suits its own agenda.

    Even to get a simply apology PR WEEK bats way above its weight, threatening legal hellfire and brimstone – an empty threat as Haymarkets history on legal threats and Court Action is mainly hot air as the newish PR WEEK editor will no doubt find out.

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    How brilliant! Finally, a direct and immediate conduit to Number 10. Simply blog on Guido and through Meltwater your blog ends up on Gordon Browns desk, in concentrated form (in big letters using a Sharpie pen no doubt) . Meltwater should also know that if they include any of my blogs in their digest, I also with Guido -if on his blog – retain copyright and expect a minimum £1 a word in fees. A simple freedom of information request to Number 10 to release all the Meltwater reports will keep this site going for another decade. So get onto it Guido , a few more spooks to slay. Your work is only just beginning…

    Should point out that the use of sich a media company usually means that the client has little to show his masters in tgerms of positive press comment so producing (by proxy) a heavyweight tome the meltwater report looks impressive and gives credence to the lie that Mcbride is on top of things when in reality he just had to rip off the executive summary.. probably been getting way with this for years and still drawing his six figure salary ( err paid for by the taxpayer) it really makes you weep. How could brown and co be so stupid to fall for all of this? Or perhaps they really don’t care. They know the game is up so lets get as much as possible in the shortest possible time….

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    Anonymous says:

    A NuLabour spokesman has confirmed this, after 12 years of research & funding of £126M from taxpayers.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fibre glass wouldn’t be strong enough to hang those overfed oiks on. Couldn’t we just roll them down the sides of railway lines, bound of course, into the path of an oncoming train?

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    Bottler Washer says:

    Just for fun, why don’t you guys take a trip over to the red rag and post a comment – I have.

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    Anonymous says:

    Actually, since the current bunch of alkys, perverts, failed communist agitators & other low class whores who comprise the Labour government come under your point b) above, the majority of British residents, not just Mr Fawkes, would probably agree with your point c) above.
    Whats wrong RB? Don’t you like your scabs being picked in public?
    Now fuck off back to NuLabour La La Land – maybe you can go write smears for Red Rag as the website still seems to be up & smears, not facts, seems to be your game?

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    English Liberation Front says:

    Maguire is not a journalist. He is a New Labour propagandist and apologist. How can someone with his embedded New Labour credentials be expected to report the news impartially or objectively? He is regularly on the BBC wittering on about Gordon and against the Tories.

    He attended the Red Rag Libel Conspiracy meeting “in a private capacity”? Ha! Bet his role was to follow up on the smears, especially after his recent “article”.

    Never had any credibility in my book. Always detested him. Suspected New Labour stooge. Now outed New Labour stooge.

    PS No sign of New Labour propaganda trolls yet – called back for briefing in panic no doubt.

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    Anonymous says:

    This is for RB, no 65: Hain always was & always will be a complete & utter c**t. Go chew on those parsnips.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes, cleaning the toilets – there’s always a lot of shit around NuLiebore.

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    Anonymous says:

    Could Mr Bob possibly be Mr Tango Man Himself coming round to see how a successful blog works? Or even Toilets (for the same reason)?

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    Anonymous says:

    ‘Normal people’ – not the people you mix with in the higher echelons of ZaNuLab then eh Bob?
    Perhaps the language & tactics of McBride/Draper & their fellow slimeballs are what you’re more used to?
    Can I just point out, in case you don’t quite understand simple facts, Guido isn’t standing for election – that’s the low grade whores & pimps of NuLiebore – who are likely to be out of jobs shortly – oh joy, oh rapture – couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    High moral tone – New Labour? Sorry mate, completely incompatible.

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    Flemingcrag says:

    Ma Guire, now what kind of middle class pretentious twot would compel you to distort a proud and historical name like McGuire into something that signals you as some kind of Mammy’s boy who would tuck his shirt into his underpants?
    Of course I just made this up, but, as the RedRag site stands empty and forlorn and as so much money has been spent on it as a vehicle for make-ups, distortions and lies..do you think it may find a home there?

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    Rotherhithe Bob says – ‘When they’re paying my salary, I’ll defend anyone – my moral compass, which I share with that highly respected Mr Brown – tells me I should – because it’s the right thing to do & what hard working familes expect’. HAhahahaha

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    ‘I’m fucked, you’re fucked, we’re all fucked’ to paraphrease a well known Labour phrase.

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    Pilly says:

    Err that “spoof” website is on Labour’s OFFICIAL website and is featured on Watson’s blog.

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    Unsworth says:

    So, you don’t like Guido’s writing style? And exactly what does that do to the accuracy of his report?

    You really are an idiot, aren’t you.

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    Ampers says:

    Can anyone tell me what was in this message which caused it to be tagged for moderation ?

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    Waiting for Gordo says:

    If the general population has a will to vote ‘intelligently’, where Labour sit pretty, abandoning your own party to vote for the 2nd place party works wonders (we went locally from a dominant thumb twiddling SNP huge majority to a slim ‘I must work harder for my constituents majority’).

    If all the MPs vote how they were elected ‘in the interests of the consituency’ rather than with party lines, people would surely feel more aligned with parliament and their representative.

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido, you are my hero! Well done & keep putting it up ‘em – they don’t like it, do they?

  221. 221
    Bottler Washer says:

    It’s not empty – I’ve posted on it (I seem to be the only one, though).

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    Bhoddhisatva says:

    Outstanding and Guido can take the credit for triggering/revealing the key opening story that led to this.

    More power to your elbow Guido and I hope the advertising revenue picks up and allows you to maintain your detachment, objectivity and scrutiny on the politicians.

    Something that seems to be so lacking in “Fleet Street” …

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    Anonymous says:

    Brown/Balls-AssumeMrs Brown/Balls-Assume Mrs Balls is in Treasury to keep a brown eye on Darling.

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Better to get to high honestly rather than through a pack of lies, stuffing your pockets at taxpayers expense & wasting money left right & centre because a) you’re incompetent b) you’re delusional c) you’re very, very incompetent. Now who on earth could that cap fit – pp – perhaps you could tell us?

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    Anonymous says:

    Rotherhithe Bob says – ‘However, Mr Fawkes, Sir, now that it looks like I’m going to lose my job with NuLabour C**ts’R’Us I’d be happy to work on your behalf – my moral compass, which i somehow have been forced (very much against my will you know) to share with that loser Brown – tells me that it’s the right thing to do & what hardworking families would expect of me. Please Mr Fawkes, here, let me lick your boots a bit more….’.

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    hapless danton says:

    Dead right…..What did Santanya say….something like…. those who forget the past are doomed to relive it…..

    Anyway, all these Labour people and Bankers etc can think themselves lucky…..We forget, that in another time and another place they would have gone for a ride in a rickety old cart down to the town square, and come back 10lbs lighter.

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    Anonymous says:

    the contagin has finaly spread, the virus from jockland now affecting all of england. as has been said on this blog, if you had kept your eyes on jockland where labour have been in control for 50 years you would have seen all this corruption coming, but nah why bother with the silly jocks they are to poor to stupid to be worth the bother .
    keep you eyes north and start digging for info and links unless you want to end up like them.

  228. 228

    I don’t think the Tories will worry too much about the vice queen rubbish. Prostitutes are about as honest as MP’s. I should know.

  229. 229
    Capt T.J.Hooker says:

    Try “punternet” for honest reports about local pros.

  230. 230
    Flemingcrag says:

    Caught Ma Guire’s boy Kevin on Radio 4 giving his explanation of what went on at the Red Rag pre-launch meeting, don’t understand why he fails to mention how they all listened into the latest happenings at the “Archers” before convening the meeting proper.
    Also seem to have missed his “scoop” in the Mirrror on this gigantic attempt by New Labour to conquer the “blogosphere!!!! Why else was he there?

  231. 231
    Dolly - There’s that creep who nicked our chips says:

    My Goodness – Osborne just missed his opportunity with Marr… even referred to the smeargate scandal in past tense, FFS.
    I despair.

  232. 232
    Dolly - There’s that creep who nicked our chips says:

    He ought to be incandescent with rage – and show it.
    He needs some media training, this boy.
    Lambs to the slaughter if they pussyfoot around like this in power.
    This is no time for amateurs.

  233. 233
    English Liberation Front says:

    I’d rather see Tory politicians indulging in kinky sex and screwing prostitutes in their own time than Labour politicians indulging in Common Purpose and screwing us in ours.

  234. 234

    Fantastic, thanks. Do you know any coke seller websites as well? Er, for purely academic reasons.

  235. 235
    Worst PM Ever says:

    Not Flash Just a Dirty Twat That Picks his Nose on Telly and Runs a Party sleazier than the tories

  236. 236
    RotherhitheBob says:

    You know I’ve been thinking, Guido is probably right, the Labour Commy Party is finished and I’d better jump ship before it takes me down with it. Besides you lot seem to be a lot more fun and have certainly got a lot more spondulix these days. So if it’s OK, I’ll change my name to BermondseyBob and be a bit more sensible now.

    Very sorry for all the trouble caused and is it OK if I carry on taking my job seekers & sick allowance until I get a new job in the Tory Office. I’m very good at smearing, troughing and look lovely with a bag over my head.

  237. 237
    anon says:

    says it all

  238. 238
    A. Darling says:

    I and my commie bastard, whoops, I mean ZaNuLieBore colleagues remain indebted to Mr Fawkes for continuing to divert the attention of the media from my budget on Wednesday.

  239. 239
    BermondseyBob says:

    Hello, Just to say, it’s nice to be with all you peeps and I think you are all doing a great job pissing over my old mates in the Labcom Shirking Man’s Club. However, Glum Gordy, Mrs Mandlebum, Jackie the Porn Star and the rest of the crew have dropped a hint as to if I could put a good word in for them too. They are a bit worried about being chucked on the scrap heap next year and say they were Tory Boys all the time anyway.
    Keep it up and where do I get my Guido badge now please.

  240. 240
    Give the man a chance says:

    I’m sure that Ray Collins has issued a statement saying something like he did attend some such meeting but then went off to the pub having no knowledge of what the site was intended for, something like that anyway. That’s good enough for me. After all, he is General Secretay of an organisation that has spent a dozen years betraying its membership, the English working class, and the nation. Let’s hear no more about it.

  241. 241
    Nostradamus says:

    You might have something there,

    L = Lousy
    L = Liars

    Oh my fucking God, it works !!!!!!!!

    L = Lamposts……….Jesus fucking Christ, you can predict the future with it too !!!!!!!!!!

  242. 242
    Illuminati Blogger says:

    Looks like Labour are finished, Ok, tell Murdoch to finish them off then start building up the Conservatives we need to get this EU Treaty Ratified asap, the Sheeple are waking up to the Westminster democracy scam.

    Oh yes and try to arrange for a few more Internet scams, terror plots, kiddie porn outrages, frauds, suicides, online bullying etc so we can take control of the Net and shut people like Guido up.

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    Boombastic says:

    I’m surprised the polls don’t show a disaster for Liebour. This must be eating away at McPoison and Draper though. They have successfully screwed their own party by trying to influnce the web.

  244. 244
    Boombastic says:

    Convenient that he forgets to mention he is best buddies with the key players in this scandal and met them all to discuss the forum they WERE going to use. Liebour still can’t back away from the 1984 style spin. Get the message people, if you kep lying to us we won’t believe you no matter how many times you repeat yourselves.

  245. 245
    Boombastic says:

    Very funny – but sadly the man on the street will get hit so hard in the pocket come Wednesday that even the Queen caught romping on film with Barack Obama wouldn’t keep it as leading news both on and offline.

  246. 246

    Can I Fix it? No. Fuck no. No chance. I’m off to the pub.

  247. 247

    Great stuff.

    The Tories had better keep it clean or they’re getting it next, and you make a piss-easy target.

  248. 248
    David Smith says:

    Lord Mandelson said Mr McBride should not have been surprised by the outcry over his actions and that the prime minister had acted “so decisively and quickly in getting rid of him”. Unquote

    The PM got rid of him but he resigned didn’t he….. another plonker thinking that is the end of the matter?

  249. 249

    Jackboots Jacqui has not given her cleaner a pay rise for years! Question? Does the cleaner actually exist or is husband Dicky Pornfilm just trousering more taxpayers funds in a creative way?

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    You could make it up says:

    Wiki……Ray Collins (born c.1955) is a British trade unionist who was appointed General Secretary of the Labour Party on 12 June 2008.[1]

    Collins was appointed Central Office Manager of the Transport and General Workers’ Union in 1984 and held essentially the same post until 2008, being redesignated Head of Administration in the 1990s and Assistant General Secretary in 1999.

    Collins has been a member of the Labour Party for over thirty years and has campaigned for the party in every General Election since 1970. He is TGWU representative on the Labour Party National Policy Forum and a member of Labour’s National Constitutional Committee.

    In December 2007 he was named the 27th most influential LGBT person in British politics by Pink News.[2] He helped steer the TGWU into a merger with Amicus, creating Unite, one of the largest trade unions in the country. Collins took the helm as the party is reportedly close to bankruptcy. In May, Electoral Commission figures showed the party was £17.8 million in debt.[3]

    Ray has the credentials to suit the ZanuLiebour Party…..

    never had a proper job
    Useless with money
    inernet ‘savvy’
    err…that’s all isn’t it….

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    Terry Matthews LL.B(Hons) says:

    The more I read on this site, the more I think how obtuse and thick most of the posters are. Do you really not see that our blogger is a raving right wing Tory who will twist everything to the advantage of his God i.e. the leader of the Tory party whoever it happens to be at the time. the thought of Cameron (who has never held a position needing a decision of any importance) in charge of our defence, hospitals, schools, police fills me with dread. The thought of Osborne being in charge of the Treasury is enough to make those with hard earned money quake intheir shoes. Its like being asked to accept a rat in a hen house. He will hit the middle and working classes with Tory taxes like VAT (don’t forget it was the Tories who increased VAT from 8% to 17.5%). a tax that hits the lower paid but the rich can pay without any problem. He will reduce income tax for his rich friends whilst piling on the taxes on things we use such as fuel, petrol,diesel,clothing etc. etc. He will cut funds to the NHS, Schools (unless public where he will give tax concessions), the police, fire Service – you name it he will cut it. Voters have very short memories. Waits of 2 years or more for hospital treatment, schools falling to pieces, school equipment, even books, out of date and in very short supply. Nurse, teachers, police, firefighters etc. all on very low pay which this government have increased more than any government in History. Old age pensioners have had their pensions increased more under this Government than under any tory one in history. Remember the £300 (this year was £400 + another £60) heating allowance. This is non taxable. The Tories want to include it into the pension and tax it!! Inflation is at its lowest for years. It will rocket under the Tories as last time. I remember the 15% interest on my mortgage under Margaret Thatcher and the thousands who went into negative equity and the thousands who lost their homes. Compared to the Tory years those with a mortgage today are considerably better off. Before the brainless start shouting abuse – no I am not a member of the Labour Party just somebody with a long memory and grateful that I and my family can get treatment within weeks and that my younger members have decent school buildings with plenty of modern equipment. We have more teachers today than we have ever had. Elect the Tories and watch teachers losing their jobs when the funds are cut. We have more doctors, nurse and other health professionals than at any time under the Tories – watch the nurses and others being made redundant if the Tries get into power. I can also afford to have my heating on and not be afraid to have a bath, something I could not say under the Tories. BEFORE YOU VOTE – go to your library and read up on the Tory years. do you really want the public school boys who have never been broke in their lives running our country? Do you really want these people who think they are the elite and consider all the rest of you lower class scum only fit to work till you drop for their benefit?
    If you do vote Tory do not ever complain when everything I have said happens.

    I wonder how long this will survive on this site as it is run by a Tory?

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