Tom Watson Has Previous
Tom Watson, the Digital Engagement Minister, is named in the one of the emails from McBride to Draper where he says they have just “had a chat”. Tom was not copied in on the email – why bother emailing someone you sit next to? Watson boasted on his blog only last week that he was influenced by reading Mudslingers: The Twenty-five Dirtiest Political Campaigns of All Time. The blurb says “the political historian who is intrigued by the down right nasty will be interested in Mudslingers”.
You can’t judge a book by the cover, but you can make a judgement from a man’s reading choices.
Guido knows from personal experience just how poisonous Watson can be. When the Smith Institute stories started to gain traction in late 2006, Watson and McBride were the architects of the counter-attack. Labour’s political research unit went through every detail of Guido’s life. Watson, no doubt in league with McBride, then tried to place dirt. All of a sudden details of Guido’s life became public knowledge. Anonymous emails were sent to Guido with Mrs Fawkes work email address highlighted with instructions to “drop it”. The woman got threats sent to her office. Unfortunately it being a counter-attack organised by idiots, the woman being got at was a woman with the same name working in the same industry. The police were called in – the threats could not be traced back.
Watson tried to place the infamous Student-Guido-BNP-link smear (long story, but the journalist who wrote the original story apologised in writing and wrote a 300 word retraction). Whenever Guido got a call – and he did get a few – he simply gave the journalist concerned a copy of the retraction and the number for the author of the original article. Watson/McBride tried to re-ignite the story with the Guardian, Independent on Sunday, Observer and New Statesman. None would print it because it didn’t stand up. It was from sources at the Statesman that Guido learnt it was Downing Street doing the smearing.
On February 11, 2007, the story appeared simultaneously on a number of left-wing blogs who lapped it up gleefully. Tom Watson immediately highlighted it early on a Sunday morning on his blog. He added to the allegations on his own blog with a suggestion that Cameron and Osborne might have done drugs and attended “illegal raves” organised by Guido; “They’re the same age and were knocking about in the same crowd. Just a thought”. Guido got hold of Counsel (on a Sunday), Counsel said it was extraordinary to see such varied libels in one paragraph. Watson got a legal warning by email, immediately he pulled the article. The other blogs followed suit. When Watson plays dirty, he plays really dirty.
Over at Cowley Street they believe, but were never able to prove, that the now defunct LibDemWatch site was spawned by Tom Watson – they were able only to trace it back to the parliamentary servers. The British Bullshit Foundation blog was another prototype attack blog. It was widely assumed to be run out of Watson’s private office – Watson when challenged denied this, only to admit on his blog later that he had met the author.
It was Watson who with unintentionally hilarious consequences uploaded the Sion Simon / WebCameron attack video. Watson had the sense to take down the video when it was met with a universal backlash over the way it brought in Cameron’s wife and children. It also showed what a complete prat Sion Simon can be.
There is a clear pattern of behaviour, Watson has form for using the internet for attacking opponents and their families, often anonymously. Even when he isn’t directly implicated (as once again this time) he is never far away.
The Tories need to demand Gus O’Donnell gathers up and reviews all emails sent by Tom Watson to the likes of Kevin Maguire and Derek Draper. If Tom Watson really wants to clear his name, and he has been threatening the BBC with lawyers, let Gus have a look. Of course, Tories could just make FoI/DPA requests for emails of which they are the subject.
Go Guido – let’s roll up this fat fuck too.
Hasn’t the Daily Labourgraph already scooped this in next Friday’s edition?
LMAO!!!
Yes guido, STOP stealing stories from the Telegraph BEFORE they are even aware of them, how unfair of you. They are only journos you know. They are not in the same league or calibre of Bloggers.
LMAO!!!
On second thoughts, as you were, good man!
It’s about time they woke up and saw Gordon Brown for what he really is, and that goes for the rest of the mainstream media too.
Remember the way his close allies orchestrated Blair’s removal? Brown denied involvement as always, but we all remember the photos of him grinning in the car after his meeting with Tony. Then there was the arm twisting that went on at nomination time, to ensure that Gordon didn’t face a vote in the Labour leadership contest.
A man who is willing to force out the most successful Labour leader of all time, and to bully his own backbenchers simply to bypass the democratic process is not going to think twice about smearing the opposition, is he? He has fought tooth-and-nail to get where he is.
Think about it.
I alway thought ‘hoon’ was polite for cnut!
The No 10 bully-boys definitely don’t like it up ‘em!
David does, The gay Dwarf Bummed Him.
oh please keep upsetting the hoonage i can hear the piggies squeal from the sunny south coast.
Hoon is a derogatory term used in politics of the UK, to refer to a person who engages in loutish, anti-social behaviour. In particular, it is used to refer to one who drivels in a manner which is anti-social by the standards of contemporary society, that is, fastidiously fingering ones naisal passages, nosely delving into private lives or dangerously coveting ones opponants popularity. Hoon activities can include lying, street boys, pie gorging, employing doughnuts or screeching was’nt me and thats within the rules. Those commonly identified as being involved in “hooning” are piglets , predominantly male looking although increasingly mousey female piglets are known to under take hoonery
Brown knows that Watson was highly instrumental in assisting his path to the (unelected) premiership. He also knows that Watson is one deeply unpleasant and poisonous individual who undoubtedly probably now has some rather nasty little stories he can tell about Gordon. Ergo sum, Brown HAS to back Watson up, or face more embarrassment in the press.
Just would not surprise me in the least if Watson himself had written Brown’s letters of “apology”.
Interesting article earlier (14th Apr) by Alice Miles on the No 10 smear machine
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/alice_miles/article6094124.ece
At last the scales seem to be falling form a few reptiles’ eyes…
Do you reckon that if we get this B*st*rd then No. 10 will have no choice but to have an official, independent, review into it’s tactics and thus Gordon will be discovered as a lying, threatening, MORON and SACKED?
Go on Guido, fuck this guy over and I will send you a crate of bubbly to celebrate. Keep up the good* work at getting these labour fuckers fucked over on there own fucking crap.
(Apologizes to any little children reading, I don’t need to swear but I am scottish) Good luck Guido.
*fucking awesome
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/briantaylor/2009/04/frustrating_smears.html
So am I and I also agree with every effin word!
The turd has blackened our nations reputation MORE than ANY other turd in history!!
The Tom Watson behaviour, over three years, which Guido details is classic Common Purpose tradecraft. What we need to do now is follow the money.
Has anyone got an Inslaw/PROMIS wire-transfer screen up and running? We’re looking for a Tom Watson account which received DVD Dachau money laundered through Deutsche Bank (Germany) or UBS (Switzerland) between the middle of 2005 to the present. A possible linked account name is Passenham. And an offshore bank account with Henry Ansbacher in the British Virgin Islands may be involved.
I managed to protect myself from Common Purpose. Simple technique really, with items easily accessible from local shops.
Simply buy some “Tin Foil” and wrap it round your head. It not only stops Common Purposes sinister mind bending activities but has the double effect of guarding against alien abduction.
But don’t use the Tesco or Marks and Spencer own brand ranges. Their semitic ownership has cottoned onto to the fact that this “tin foil” can stop their Lizard mind control activities and have sabotaged it.
Nice one Jim, I tried the tin foil approach and on my way back from Tesco was given 60 pence from some well meaning pensioner types. No stock of tired Big Issues required and no one at all put off by the pinstripe and “city” tie. Gives me renewed optimism re my impending retirement. And I think it is going to be Big out there!
Hey Max, I thought I was the only one who knew this. Don’t you think that your link could be a trick by the Bilderberg group to gather the names of the “ones who know”? The guy in the photo looked a bit shifty.
from Coffee House
BREAKING: Tom Watson to make a “personal statement”
Fraser Nelson 5:16pm
I hear Tom Watson is about to make a “personal statement” which should clear up how much he knew about Red Rag and Damiangate. Last time I looked, Guido didn’t have any crosshairs trained on him – but we’ll see.
How does a ‘Personal Statement’ clear up shit?
And who else would make it? Or care to become tainted with it?
Just asking.
I love the taint of shit. Max fucter.
“crosshairs”
- the question is Why not!
The deepfried battered mars bar is guilty as charged.
No I never…
The only statement tom watson needs to make is ‘I am a twat, but you probably already knew that!’
‘And, of course, gordon is a hoon’
Why are all these creeps fat fucks?
They are all werepigs, can pass as vaguely human, but in the right conditions ….
too many off the record briefings on pub grup, I expect
They are all werepigs, can pass as vaguely human, but in private their true porcine nature takes over. Note the bright pink skin, bristly hair and piggy eyes they all also have in common.
What do you mean ‘Gus O’Donnell’ ?? Isn’t the guy an MP ??
If not, what the fuck is he doing in Number 10 ??
He’s the head of the Civil Service.
We know that, but why is his office in No 10? And note McBust’s letter to the Cabinet Secretary – “Dear Gus”. A bit too chummy for my liking.
Oh, sorry, I’d forgotten for a moment there that the Civil Service had been politicized and subverted. Silly me.
Mc Bride wrote the letter to Baron Gus MacDonald, Scottish( fancy that?), TV producer.
Brown regrets Camerons embassassment over unsubstantiated comments.
This puts the spotlight on Cameron, repeats the smear and is not an apology or saying sorry.
Say sorry is hard because it is personal humiliation. Gord can’t do it, even after seeing the Obama tapes.
They’re all poofs in the media too (ooh, did I just say that?).
Sorry, wrong Gus. Cabinet Secretary is Gus O’Donnell. He is English and an economist.
Hugh Janus – I believe it has been standard practice since Blair’s first term that the PM and Cabinet Sec are on a first name relationship. Betty Boothroyd is very critical of this, but wiser heads know that they could call each other Mr and Mr Arsehead and it wouldn’t make much difference, since it is only a superficial symptom of the wider problem of the party-politicalisation of the Civil Service..
Gus, is he the teaperson?
McMentals letter to Gus O’donnell was amusing to say the least, half of it consisted of how McMental was busy saving the UK from a fate worse than death etc, how he was working hard to help hard working blah blah and how his sole focus was on steering the ship of blah blah blah.
WTF?
Brown’s letter to Gus was in fact a letter to the public selling his bullshit. The objective being to rallying opinion that he was ‘doing the right thing’, taking action and being reasonable.
Fucking pathetic. Its what he wants to believe. Its another version of his thinking he could get away with the abolition of the 10% band.
There he is in his office masturbating with glee as he ponders his cleverness and then lo he ejaculates this crazy letter unaware that we are all looking at him in his glass house.
Exactly, he spins his own apologies FFS, and even screws that up.
Cúnt.
Gus O’Donnell – used to work with him years ago, thoroughly nice ordinary bloke back then, find it hard to believe he’s changed that much. No I’m not a plant.
Gus O’Donnell, initials G.O.D, (nickname believed to be God Calls Me God) is the Cabinet Secretary, ie the Highest Ranking British Civil Servant (Sir Humphrey). The Cabinet Secretary is traditionally based in Downing Street.
Civil Servants are supposed to be independent of politics. [One leading civil servant once told JUSTIN: "We're civil servants. We're loyal to nobody." - make of that what you will.] But they have a reputation for protecting their own. So the careers and pensions of civil servants McPoison et al may be in safe hands. Wrong to prejudge, though; let’s see how he handles this…
Keep going Guido, a nation waits with baited breath.
baited with what, precisely?
Softly, softly catchee monkee – but this Watson is one fat sweating gorilla!
Was wondering when you would open up on him, Guido!
Tom Watson can read? Another scoop for Guido.
he must be one of the few MPs who can.
follows the words with his squodgy middle finger
They manage to fill their expenses in well enough, especially when claiming for their 2nd homes. The kunts.
Apparently so. His website lists 25 books he’s read that have influenced his life.
And coming at “16. One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, Alexander Solzhenitsyn
I read this book in preparation for workers memorial day. The story is set in a Soviet labour camp and describes a day in the life of an ordinary prisoner, Ivan Denisovich Shukhov. The book was the first account of Stalinist repression that was openly distributed in the USSR and is a landmark of the time.”
Well no doubt soon it’ll be updated to describe a day in the life of an ordinary citizen “imprisoned” in Britain under the Brownist repression. Perhaps you could get your mate Damien to write it, he’ll have plenty of time on his hands.
Or maybe not…he only writes fiction!
Go Guido – let’s get this fat fuck hoist on his own petard – they’re all rotten to the core – a shot at No10 cannot fail to hit a lying Hoon.
What would be your end-game? Replace this puppet-show with gun-toting, Mossad-trained, holier-than-thou, head in the sand, sub-average IQ’d, fire first, think never bullies? Thought so.
Actually, if our holier-than-thou, head-in-the-sand sub-average IQ’d, fire first, think never, bullies were Mossad trained, JC deM would still be alive, and Harry Stanley, and Saunders and – well you get the picture – don’t you?
Keep going Guido a grateful nation waits with baited breath.
Can the Cabinet Secretary tell Gordon “No”? Has he replied to Gordon’s request re rules for Political appointees in the Civil service? If so can we see the reply
I met you once , these last few days I have felt rather proud of that .
These nasty little shits need flushing and you make a difference whatever anyone says.
Coo! What a yummy tale. But, remember David Kelly. I would not put it past this bunch of shits to arrange a (-nother) suicide. Socialism really does trend to totalitarianism.
Yes indeed. This Labour crew are killers…..Iraq, Kelly et al.
But, remember David Kelly
Indeed.
Don’t forget the role that the scum at the BBC had in the death of Kelly.
Indeed, one of the major scandals of our time. I know people who live in Kelly’s village – none of them believes he committed suicide, and a diplomat I believe to be a spook also confirmed foul play to me in private (if in oblique manner). Norman Foster MP has been threatened and is certain he has been under surviellance for his campaign to have this death properly investigated. There is nothing to which this mob won’t stoop to manipulate the truth in their own favour – thank God it so often rebounds on them
What a truly odious little pustule is this Watson chancer. A cowardly bully who talks tough, once his dark-actor mates are behind him. Fucking nail the creep, Guido.
not to mention total airhead Sion whatever-he-calls-himself. Trollyed out on Toady the other day and covered himself in stuttering pigshxt, nutted numpty
Great stuff!
Watson, McPoison, Brown et al. — disgusting, filthy scum.
A scene from the heart of Great Britain’s governance in the 21st century:
‘The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which’
Don’t forget bottom feeder pond scum like me.
and Sion ‘TWAT’ Simon
You’re assuming the old Establishment behaved like this. Big assumption – and incorrect. The old world of gentlemen never would have put up with this. No, these pigs are in a class completely by themselves.
Are you calling me a pig? Are you calling me a pig? They call me MR PIG.
As the bard said “Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown”, I believe Gordon has never been comfortable either as leader of the party or leader of the country. He perceives real or imaginary enemies both within the party and without, and despatches them with ruthless efficiency. Gordon has always been a latter day Ivan the Terrible surrounded by his Oprichnina, loyal and ruthless men willing do his bidding.
The Psyops weapons developed by NuLab while in opposition to deliver power, have never been put aside once the prize of government was achieved, they were turned on each other. There is always the éminence grise standing at the leaders side, be they called Mandelson, Whelan, McBride, Watson or Campbell.
NuLab are so mired in this, they will find it impossible to change.
Great post Dave S.
Well this is all deeply deplorable, if true.
But thank goodness there’s no suggestion that Nick Brown (such a nice man) is in any way linked to any of this unpleasantness. What a relief.
I remember an ace documentary about the mafia – one of the wise guys was saying that in the ‘good old days’ they would wake up and decide who to shake down – “Who are we going to piss off today ? ” in the parlance..
And today, it is Tom Watson’s turn…
Yes. Tom Watson today and another 18 left to go. Then the big one himself.
There’s another old saying: Some days you’re the statue, some days you’re the pigeon.
Looks like it’s your turn to be the statue Tom.
:)
Tom Watson and another 18 to go. Then the big one himself.
Nick Brown is probably too busy shitting on his own side’s MPs to have time to waste on the opposition…
Is he friendly with Mark Oaten?
What bloody opposition?
Ain’t we the opposition , honey ???
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He’s a whip with a stick. How nasty can it get.
Pretty nasty.
If the Gorgon thinks he’s compromised, then heaven help “Two Dinners” Tommy or any of the rest of them. He’ll stop at nothing to try and cling to power.
I’d put money on the odd “suicide” before long.
Feed Drip feed drip…give them enough rope and watch them hang themselves….. it is creeping up the ladder to the top
Great work.
Oh fuck – that is serious previous.
Let’s see him get out of that :)
Mrs Plato…such language, tsk, tsk.
Just goes to show she’s TRULEY shocked now and she’s been here awhile!
But Guido, if you dish it out, you have to be able to take it…
So I’m sure Mr Watson will be able to gleefully absorb whatever vile calumny you lay it his door…
All publicity is great publicity. I should be PM by Thursday. Happy days when I will be Snot 1.
Does Twatson pick his nose too? Any youtube?
Not calumny if its true
I will be absolutely delighted if that poor excuse for a “public servant” Watson gets fired.
How much more evidence does Labour need?
Watson, Draper et al are now serious liabilities that will only bring further grief & embarrassment if left in position unchecked.
Why are they such ditherers? We know it is nothing to do with something as noble as “loyalty”.
I heard some old Labour type lady on WATO at lunchtime stating that if Draper is earnest in his desire to help Labour at the next election maybe he could “knock on a few doors, deliver leaflets, that sort of thing”……
Oh please god let him knock on my door. Pleeeaassseee
If Draper knocks on my door, he’ll end up in the basement tied to a chair.
If you have a gimp suit Dolly would probably enjoy that!
Just give him a cup of tea, a slice of toast and an old jumper if you can find one.
Ooh, talk dirty why don’t you!
No no no”!
Like Dobbie it will probably release him from his life of servitude to McTurd!
Draper thinks he is above all that sort of thing. That kind of grass roots dedicated work is for the little people, not Masters of the Universe like him.
However if he could set his ego to one side for a while and get involved in the nitty gritty doorstep stuff, I would really respect him for that.
For about 30 seconds, then I would set the dog on him.
Dolly’s lifebelt’s getting high praise,
soon be a quid for two.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/tags-on-product/1848500440/ref=tag_dpp_cust_edpp_sa
One kilo axe behind the front door now.
There was a mobile pump collecting shit from portaloos in Stockport this morning….looked like they could do with a bit of experienced help
Have you a phone number?
I still can’t believe that they haven’t been expelled from the Party [McBride and Draper].
WTF do they have to do before Gordon actually does something???
There’s not really any ‘party’ left to expel him from.
Keep digging. The once free men and women of this country deserve to see these people for what they are.
Maybe they have shit on Gordon, one would think they probably couldn’t avoid stepping in it even without trying.
But the ‘big question’ is how we keep this going for enough ‘news cycles’ to bridge the gap until the House sits again after the Easter Recess ?
Is it a bird ?
Is it a plane ?
No ! It’s SuperNadine !!
If Nadine grasps the nettle and decides to take legal
action then the whole bunch have had it. I pray that
Cameron’s party will persuade her to go for it. The
courts will demand full access and this load of shits
will have no hiding place.
It will be goodnight and good riddance
Any chance Nadine could get herself some tight leather outfits as well please?
Difficult one. What should she sue on exactly?
Also even if it appears that she has a good or excellent case, what would be the consequences if she lost? Perhaps she’d have to eat a banana.
So she has to ride it carefully, so to speak, as she’s touring the TV studios the past 2 days doing her bit to raise her profile and milk it (sorry I can’t think of better words) for what it’s worth. But I hope the advice/instructions she gets from Tory HQ is carefully considered as she could end up falling on her arse with a lawsuit that backfires.
I had never heard of her before all this – I am guessing like most people on here. Where does she represent?
@255 Ashiata:
Nadine represents Mid Bedfordshire….I believe.
Nadine was vilified a year or two ago by the left for her stance on the Abortion Bill – she argued and worked hard for the period during which abortions would be permitted to be much shorter. And the Left have had it in for her ever since – the smears began then. She was very much in the news at the time…
Her blog makes interesting reading this week:
ttp://blog.dorries.org/blog.aspx
Further to that, this is what Nadine wrote on 13th:
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This is her piece in the Independent:
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/nadine-dorries-i-have-become-accustomed-to-the-grubby-world-of-british-politics-but-nothing-could-prepare-me-for-this-1668011.html
“All the President’s Men” as a primer?
Guido, I am disappointed that you have not used the phrase ‘loose cannon’ in any of this correspondence.
Let us not allow this old phrase to become a candidate for the ‘endangered species’ list when, despite its age, it is a suitable description for the members of that ’sleazy entourage’ which surrounds Gordon Brown.
GF Your seen else where link:
http://www.frankfield.com/blog/q/date/2009/04/14/darkness-at-the-heart-of-the-labour-party/
Is worth a read — just in case anyone wondered what they are currently paying their MP to do…
The phrase ‘do nothing’ springs to mind…
Is it just me who is always modded :-(
OHI is awaiting moderation.
What does “Digital Engagement Minister” actually mean?
1. It can’t have anything to do with Internet Communication Technology, as Labour are completely shite at it. (Well, of course competence has nothing to do with holding on to a job under NuLab)
2. Does it mean he engages his digit? if so, how?
3. Does it mean he is ‘getting his finger out’ to help Gordon the Messiah to save the world and hardworking families blah blah blah..
Or 4. Does it mean he sticks his fingers up other Labour colleagues arses?
Of course, in the spirit of matey banter and the rough and tumble of politics, i think this should be clarified.
Like the little dutch boy he has his finger in the dyke.
Harperson?
Which one – Ruth Kelly, Sarah Brown or Yvette Cooper ?
All three big boy!
For goodness sake there’s no need for any of this silly schoolboy smut. ‘Digital engagment’ simply means that he is Gordon’s personal nosepicker, which also explains why he shares an office in No 10 with Gordon.
LOL
question is does he then eat it for McSnot too?
digital insertion is a crime in its own right nowadays. Not a lot of people know that.
One thing it must mean is that his job description gived him the obligation and right to be fully informed of all online communications in being or planned by the governement. So it might be interesting know how it actually is documented.
How bloody crass. The DEM ( Digital Engagement Minister ) with his digits provides butt plugs for Ministers – so typically Labour get it wrong. He hasn`t sufficient digits to provide BP`s for all the Cabinet and Smith and Hoon need two each. Mandy is working on a new prosthetic batch in a garage on Primrose Hill
I’m a fan of the shotgun approach myself
Thank you for your concern. Actually we don’t give a fuck.
+ + The BBC : Discredited, Lazy, Inept, Brown Nosed : It’s What We Are ™ + +
+ + + + + + Don’t forget you can pay for your TV licence on-line! + + + + + +
++++and you’re on our database+++
Well actually we just take the database of houses and deduct those with TV licences and bingo.
It really is that sophisticated.
I am reminded of a scene in the film Theatre of Blood, in which a theatre critic receives his comeupance by being force-fed dog pie through a funnel. May that be the fate of pie-scoffing Tom Watson MP and may Brown be kicked to death by a posse of flea-bitten tramps. Aiii!
Yeah , hun . And Mr. Timney wakes up to find Smiffs head rollin around aimlessly on the duvet while the rest of it tries to get the teasmade to work .
OMG – did I just say that ??? Time of the month , petal .
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BREAKING NEWS****BREAKING NEWS****SKY NEWS****BREAKING NEWS
Police are attending a major pile up in Westminster. It appears that a car containing Prime Minister’s attack dog Damien McBride has collided with the train wreck that is Labourlist. Bystanders witnessed McBride’s career suddenly start to spin out of control, before crashing into labourlist coming from the other direction.
The Prime minister’s own incumbency,that had been following Mr McBride from a safe distance, swerved violently to try and avoid fallout from the disaster and was brought to a gentle halt by the buffers of Liam Byrne and Alan Johnson.
Mr McBride’s position was pronounced dead at the scene, but his traveling companion Tom Watson MP was immediately cocooned in a blanket of lies and airlifted to put some distance between him and the wreckage. Mr Watson is said to be receiving Labour’s best available life support and although still in intensive care he is expected to pull through.
Meanwhile Derek Draper was taken to a terminal illness hospice where his condition remains critical.
Mr Draper was involved in a similar smash up in 1998 when he shot off the rails and severely damaged his livelihood .
The government’s top damage limitation people are working with friendly news services to cordon off and contain the disaster and hope to have some distraction stories flowing again as early as this evening, said Alistair Campbell on his blog.
Business Secretary and head of he clean up operation, Peter Mandelson, has made it clear that a full enquiry will be held into “dangerous, excessive, uncontrolled and outrageous spinning” just as soon as he has read the Paul Staines MI5 file. “We don’t want to say anything to prejudice an official enquiry at this stage, but its clear that right wing elements, possibly with terrorist links and Al-Qaeda funding, are to blame.”
Meanwhile in other news there is still no trace of Tony McNulty MP, age 51, who left his parents house where he still lives, two weeks ago and hasn’t been seen since. Police are appealing for witnesses and are said to be “Concerned for this man’s safety. He would not normally disappear from the airwaves and newsprint unless something very unusual had happened to him. Its uncharacteristic”
Brilliant Mr Quango – bravo, encore, more!
Mr Quango. You are wasted in Parliament.
And possibly soon will be…
Nice one Bill , petal x .
I woz wonderin whether politics was beyond satire an now I’m just confused .
Is that real breakin news ?????
Who cares ??? © E xx .
dont worry bill we have located ed milliband , seems as though he was trying not to be associated with place Doncaster and child services failiure and has turned up at the Dorchester , pencil sharpened note pad at the ready . hes flexing his mighty political mind to enable the gemini of all political success stories , that reminds me must buy some coco for bed time drinks .
Meanwhile, here in Wales
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/wales_politics/7998079.stm
New Labour spinner has blotted his copybook for the second time in a few weeks.
You have to watch “that video” to see what he did to upset the nation before that.
You will need a strong stomach and have to be tone deaf to enjoy this little ditty – lyrics and (apparently sung by) Eluned Morgan MEP.
New Labour are dying before our eyes.
Oh dear Lord, oh, oh, oh, my ears! This is the aural equivalent of being flayed alive.
I hope they’re happy now, they’ve just utterly destroyed the Welsh reputation for being musical.
New to your blog but this does not suprise anyone from scotland its typical labour operating mode here. You only have to check out the press and blogs up here to see the opposition constantly being smeared with complete lies. All labour followers obviously get taught this at meetings.
That will be the fuckwits at Common Purpose then. Bastards!
They are not fuckwits!
Please be accurate with your descriptions. They are communist fuckwits, and MOST of them do not even realise that they are supporting a communist agenda. They know nothing of the background of the woman behind CP and her extensive links to other communist organisations. Most of them have been inducted via a very expensive but taxpayer paid for course in NLP promising them that they will be a future leader of the post democratic society. the police, schools and hospitals and local authorities are STUFFED with Common Purpose graduates all covertly working to overthrow democracy, create maximum damage to this countries infrastructure to create chaos out of which, they will lead us to a new dawn, yadda yadda yadda…..
They are treasonous traitors every last one of them.
You have my sympathy. Until the last year Brown had no need to attack the Tories as they were not a threat. He only needed to target enemies in his own party.
As the Tories and Lib Dims were happy to see Labour infighting very little of Brown’s machinations was made public.
Read Tom Bower’s 2004 biography – updated in 2007 as “Gordon Brown, Prime Minister.
It is all there.
yes it was
Read Tom Bower’s biography of GB – it is chilling
What goes around, comes around. Deservedly so… Read Dominic Lawson’s piec eon the scandal, and some of the comments are well informed:
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/dominic-lawson/dominic-lawson-brown-is-finally-the-victim-of-his-own-licensed-assassins-1668274.html
You only need to read the letters pages in the local rags to see the scumfuck liebore drones attacking the opposition in scotland. From grass roots to the top, rotten to the core.
I still think we should give the subsidy junkie ghillie jocko bastards independence. That’ll get rid of an awful lot of the corrupt scumbag Labourites currently stinking out this country. Let the EU pay for their various freebies – and then let’s be rid of them entirely by resigning from that.
Dirty bunch of Hoons running the local rags in Scotia, all Labour loving especially the Hootsmon – continually printing daily Liebour press releases, makes you fucking sick!
Isn’t the opposition in Scotland – New Labour?.
I thought the Scottish Nats ran the show and rather better than the Labour Scum.
Check out Iain Dale’s site for more on that if you haven’t already – Welsh Labour are at it too.
http://www.iaindale.blogspot.com/
righty right wing – I think that lady’s suggestion of Derek Draper ‘delivering leaflets’ was very much INSTEAD of running LabourLost not in addition to it, as a helping hand…
The message was loud and clear, “We don’t trust you with ‘new media’ where your ability to cause damage in the quantity normally associated with a bull in a china shop is potentially limitless..”
Thank you for that most helpful clarification.
If this is where I get slated for being an ignoramous so be it but:-
Back when I was still working for a PLC, all my e-mails were stored regardless if they had been deleted or not….
Assuming that these e-mails were sent from the e-mail account of a public servant is it fair to presume that they should still exist in the electronic ether somwhere?
Furthermore does this mean that they can be accessed under a freedom of information request?? They are communications sent on the publics time and on the publics money….. and they certainly aren’t official secrets….
be nice!
I believe it’s usual in large private organisations to have 7+ years. If you haven’t got it, if they ask for it, you are seen as extremely naughty.
I suppose its ludicrous to ask whether the same rules apply to government?
There will be some Civil Service rules on the storage of data. I wonder what they are?
(sorry I forgot, nothing ever is actually deleted if/when you delete it either)
God knows for govt. but I would like to know a damned good reason why not.
Not sure about govt. but I’d like to know a good reason why not.
Yes, but if the “investigating authority” is as corrupt as the government do you think anything stored on the government’s servers will ever see the light of day? Unless large sums of readies are available, natch!
7 years is generally the audit requirement when doing government funded work.
When I worked for “the man”, the servers were backed up every day and a copy made on some kind of tape (don’t know the technical stuff behind it). In an architect’s firm they kept all the back ups forever because of an assumed legal obligation.
So does the Guvmint keep its server back-ups?
More than likely.
Worth doing an FOI trawl request for it.
I’ve been in Wales by mistake all weekend, and just heard on some bongobongo radio station there this morning, driving back to civilisation, what sounded like some feller gargling on buffalo semen, and then half coughing through “Cydio Fawkesyyy isn’t it” . I figured that you’d either been asasinated and people were creatign a floral tribute in parliament square, Guido, or you’d claimed a few more scalps.
Well done that man – but, a lesson too I think? These Hoons in the mainstream media may play partisan games, but in the end, they are *all* on the State’s side. I think you have learned this now…
I see this as the Internet’s Normandy Landings – the scum will be preparing their battle of the bulge, and that was a close run thing, as you recall. This is not a left/right fight, this is a liberty/oppression fight, and the battleground is not Belgium, but right here. Ones and noughts are the ammunition, they need to destroy ‘net liberty, or they’ll lose the world. It’s going to get nastier and nastier.
A suggestion Guido? Get a forensicly authenticated copy of every hard disk you own, deposit these with someone beyond reproach and beyond suspicion. Because it may one day be useful to be able to demonstrate what was not in your possession. Oh, and if you still have dirty linen, now is the time to clean it .
I’m loving this Fawkes.You’ve given me a great deal of entertainment over the Easter weekend.I’ve even got my Wife and her work colleagues interested in your site now.
Keep digging Fawkes,you’ll get to Brown eventually,or do you already have the smoking gun???
we on the 2nd floor ‘G’ wing Broadmoor endorse the entertainment value as posted by carpetcleaner
SIR- Please do not desert the Telegraph in droves. We will endeavour to root out the real stories by actually putting some of our bloated, lardy-arsed ‘journalists’ out on the street.
Goodness knows; some of them haven’t seen the light of day for months. In addition we will tell more jokes.
See you all there, then? http://www.telegraph.co.uk
Great publicity wasn’t it.
Got my interest too. Just love it.
This is enough to tar and feather the swine. However, I recollect the history of mails and postings before McBride found himself hoisted onto the tumbril. I suspet that there are mails and other such stuff about the place sufficient to hang Watson by the thumbs from the last few lines of the commentary; is that so? The deluge of excitement last week made our Easter, especially having watched live the drooling Draper on lunchtime TV. If it takes three weeks, then let it be a slow and steady burn. A shitbox explosion again? Yes we all hope so, let the FOI requests go in, and the autoreplies on the mails will smoke em out!
Tom Watson’s foreskin is in the mangle. Now, how does the handle get turned?
the emails will have been distributed too far because McBride has the need to show off. There’s no point being cunning and devious unless there are people to say ‘ooh aren’t you a one Mr McBride!’
What a despicable grotesque self hating/serving slimy rotten gutter gobbler. In the words of Blackadder “you have less right to be on this planet than a weasel”. Actually I believe that Weasels have gained new powers under Labour and a weasel’s rights bill is currently going through European parliament. Guido please remove the picture it is making me ill.
They have less right to be on the planet, than the fleas, on the fleas on the weasel.
W.W.
Or the flea powder on the fleas, on the fleas, on the weasel.
I’m pleased you’ve mentioned Sion Simon. What a legend!
You don’t have that brilliant speech where he claims that Labour will ‘rule for generations’ do you? I’d love to see it again – it’s very, very funny.
Did we ever establish that Sion Simon was the alter ego of “Bhownagree” who used to fill the blog up with “10 more years” type stuff, or was that really Draper before he metamorphosed into “Tory boys never grown up”?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sion_Simon
Guido won’t need to hang this phat phuck out to dry. There are enough Blairite’s still within with long memories who will do the necessary
I am becoming addicted !
This has to be the best blog and most insightful blog on British politics ever.
Curious isn’t it though when the police can track back emails supposedly exposing immigration figures to a single servant in some cases and then arrest a tory MP for receiving them, yet not get beyond a server for others.
Tom Watson sees everything through Brown-tinted spectacles. That is why spouses and children are fair game to him.
‘Brown-tinted spectacles’? He has his nose up THAT far??
Guido, good to see Tom Watson in your sights but what about the famous disk of unedited MP’s expenses?Of course its highly enjoyable thinking of the guilty ones sweating although, as we have seen, many of them are without shame
What do you think Guido wanted the £20k for, other than to buy up the disk!
Good work Guido, keep at the bastards.
They aren’t fit to hold office. No-one decent (ie not Brown then) would employ any of them.
Guido
Check out Hodge Hill by election where Watson was the campaign manager. Even the Lib Dems complained about the dirt.
Tom Watson – you wouldn’t let him babysit your kids, would you?
I got no kids I think. but me and the boys in ‘G’ wing Broadmoor would like to play with ‘im.
On Tom Watson’s website (www.tom-watson.co.uk/), there is a section headed ‘Teens’. It was referred to on this site a few days ago. But if you have not already read it I urge you to do so. You. Will. Not. Fucking. Believe. It. Once you have stopped rolling your eyes you may pick up the line from Tom urging teens, insofar as their politics are concerned, to ‘Get involved – to the extreme’ (he puts the word ‘extreme’ in italics). Whatever can he mean?
Christ on a bike. I just read it.
It reads like a Chris Morris piss take! I half expected to see a clip of Fur Q’s “uzi lover” posted underneath!
Watson would have you believe it’s a parody. But I’m not aware of any politician who has used material like this. He compares his piece to William Hague wearing a baseball cap. On a more serious note Watson still says to his teenage audience (he wishes!) ‘…we appreciate you getting involved – to the extreme of course’. There’s ‘extreme’ again. What, like sending shitty emails?
No, it’s a parody stoopid. No, really. Apparently that’s what those old fashioned politicians write. They do. Really.
Seemingly his teens section has a cult following. Odd because it just looks like a few short paragraphs with some links on it. Maybe it’s just the right length for the Atari generation.
Nozin’ Aroun’ Nozin’ Aroun’
Mr Talwin
What a find – it has just won Plato’s Most Embarrassing Blog award
Digital Engagement Minister a classic Nu-Labour non-job!!!
Digital Engagement means twiddling thumbs
I believe the older more working class, ship yard types have a phase about thumb up bum and brain in neutral. Perhaps that’s what it means
I think it’s time Gordon employed a 5 a day advisor for this bunch of fat oily bastards.
O/T and apologies if its been linked elsewhere but it seems that after all there are CCTV cameras in Central London where Mr Tomlinson reversed into a policeman.
Link
Deborah Glass, of the IPCC, said: “We continue to appeal for more information, including any other video footage.
“Clearly there were a lot of people in the area when this incident happened and we still need people to contact us with any information or images they have of Mr Tomlinson.”
So they can come up with a version that cannot be disputed, of course.
Aljabeeba just showed a video taken off You tube, where a member of the Met Gestapo slapped a girl around the face, and smacked her on the legs with a baton. Girls they can cope with, if its Muslims they are up against, they run away squealing like the little piggies they are.
Why are these guys so FAT?
Because what ever they eat and drink they charge to us. They have no shame.
Too much troughing
Not only fat, but not exactly pretty either!
Mandy gets all the pretty ones, I just get what is left.
You’re getting no sympathy from me Gordon!
“I’ve been in Wales by mistake all weekend, and just heard on some bongobongo radio station there this morning, driving back to civilisation, what sounded like some feller gargling on buffalo semen, and then half coughing through “Cydio Fawkesyyy isn’t it” .”
Fuck off you stupid racist spastic.
Baaaaa.
Don’t call me stupid
I thought it was funny! isnt it?
Well makes a change from sheep semen I suppose boyo.
Fuck off you stupid racist spastic.
Out of that hellhole? I did as soon as it started to rain again. And not only is decent radio turned off over the border – dont’ you fellers pay licence fees? – but some twat sold me burgers for my barbie, “value brand” no doubt pinched from tescos, four quid for 8. FOUR QUID. Bastard. Free marketeer though I am, there are limits… Am I also racist to be outraged at the exploitative grasping nature of scowling Welshie?
What *is* your problem, you lot? A mean-spirited and resentful country.
… remember the famous quote by late Welsh pissartist/poet Dylan Thomas, approximately, from memory (too lazy to Google): ‘Land of my Fathers – and my Fathers can keep it…’
You disablist hoon!
“Fuck off” in Welsh is “Cnucha Bant” [pron. cannacky bant]
and it’s cynycha bant, right.
“I’ve been in Wales by mistake all me life and there’s nothing I can do about it see butt.
And it’s cynycha bant, right boyo!
Call me cynical, but they always seem to find low level civil servants who leak stories critical of the government and then destroy their careers. Never seems to happen much at the top end.
Does the bunker have higher level encryption. Are they hiding behind a “top secret” security setup in Downing Street which allows them to smear free from the regular plods or Joe Bloggs being able to trace?
Boris should demand an apology from Brown for the shameful way in which McPoison tried to do down the UK at the Chinese Olympics closing ceremony, all so McPoison could score a hit on the new Tory mayor.
Oh, and has Nadine got around to taking legal action yet. We kept hearing she would take “advice” on Tuesday morning. Well, I’m still waiting….
Come to that, where is the long-promised legal action against Goodwin and his gargantuan pension, so eagerly trailed by Harperson? Gone a bit quiet, that one, as we all predicted it would.
We’re all Scotch now.
I need a Scotch now.
Tom Watson always reminds me of the fat guy (Wayne Knight) off Jurassic Park.
I remember having an argument with Tom Watson in The Piper Club in Hull one Sunday lunchtime in 1993. He was serving as Hull University’s President of the Student Union.
I have to say that despite his “I love the party, the party is love” attitude, all this comes as quite a shock. My brief impression of Mr Watson was that he always played with a totally straight bat and never once considered that he would resort to such shifty, puerile or morally dubious practices that one would mormally associate with politics (student or national). I considered his swift movement within the bowels of the Labour Party to be an endorsement that the various selection committees held him with the same high opinion.
The Piper Club in Hull on a Sunday? Which strippers were on that day?
There were certainly “ladies” of a garment removing nature on stage. I didn’t inhale on this occasion as I was arguing too much with the subject of this blog post.
Well, now you know.
I would never hold a high opinion of anyone whom any labour selection committee had a high opinion of!
Piper Club in Hull – is Bonzo still the compere? “Time for body beautiful time part one – she’s lovely she’s beautiful, she’s all the way from sunny SHoonhorpe – put your hands together for gypsy, well Hey Now!” I guess you had to be there….
Was it gay night?
The Sun Newspaper (bless) thought so too, they say..
There is another unsavoury creature lurking in the shadows who should join McBride on the dole.
And he’s not a civil servant like McBride but a minister appointed by Brown.
Treacherous Tom Watson, — a tub of lard who is known without affection at Westminster as “Two Dinners” Tommy — is suspected of being in this up to his bloated and bulging neck.
The Sun above all should know they specialise in prize tits.
Why worry about this lump of pig shit looking at him and his odious mate McBride the tub of bald lard his drinking buddy
They both look serious heavy drinkers and judging by their complexion and serious weight problems should both be dead either of a heart attack or sclerosis of the liver within a couple of years.
Problem solved keep drinking guys!
http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/Gordon
Some light entertainment at McMental’s expense.
Most, if not all, of the GrinningLieBore faces on the piccys you have put up recently are of fat, fatuous, fuckwits.
Now surely, being loyal to the Glorious Leader, and His Minions, and following the advice of the Elf ‘n Safety ‘n other Nanny State Control Freaks, they would all have been too busy with their diets and exercise bikes to even have strength or time to compose vicious e-mails.
Therefore they could not have done it.
Please reconsider, and check. This must be awful for them as they prepare to get on their bike, again – so to speak.
On your fucking bike!
I’ll get him!
Saw Maude on Sky earlier. He added a bit of class.
In your dreams
Ooh that pink is hard on the eyes – bravo.
Was “clause four” Replaced with a clause that encouraged premature aging, morbid obesity and all round Hoonanism?*
*Its mentioned in The Bible and forbbiden
Re family, I remember when Tom was left wondering who had placed this story about how taxpayers funded his family to the tune of £300k.
Seems like fair game after his attacks on the Cameron family both in the Sion Simon ’satire’ and another (sadly withdrawn) youtube video from Tom lampooning WebCameron.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Ah, good of you to mention that – some of the newer subscribers may not have been aware that, in addition to having as Woodhouse described it, ‘ a face only a mother could love’ , porky tom watson and family also trousered circa £300,000 in tax payers money . Or some similar ammount, for attending local council meetings, wasn’t it ?
Good piece by Boris in The Telegraph today, describing how the shit McBride tried to poison his Olympic reception with a so-called scandal in which the MSM rightly refused to take an interest.
Keep at Guido – but remember not so many people are interested in a spat between you and Two Dinners. Dig away and you’ll find the big one. Pretty please.
I remember that scandal. I thought it was just some press drunk trying to file a story to justify expenses. I had no idea that it came from No.10
with reference to the FOI
In relation to the held emails slurring david cameron his wife, george osboure his wife and nadine dorres on No10’s servers a request nees to be made immediately by one of the parties harmed by said email.
I challenge Scotland Yard to do nothing over this as this would indeed constitute abreach of the law in itself.
for reference see
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/Acts/acts2000/ukpga_20000036_en_2#pt1-pb1-l1g1
Plese someone with the legal or wounded rite follow up on this as once in the open it would be difficult to cover up would it not?
Tom Watson another corrupt, sleazy, despicable, ZaNulab fatcat……. I sense panic!!!!
I am the Mother Theresa of the Cabinet Office , I am.
You are confusing me with The Prime Mentalist.
remember this? Watch from 6:00 minutes in; very prescient :-)
On another matter it looks like LabourList are trying to counter attack Iain Dale.
Oi, Fawkes.
You’d better watch out. Know what I mean?
Mr. Fawkes has kindly provided us with his mobile phone number. If his bloggy thingy gets too close the bone we will text him.
Quentin @ M.I.5
Yeah, like MI5 would be busy sucking up to an administration which has a year less to run. Good move.
the umbrella is up
Guido is this going to generate the same backlash of cr*p you had on here when you got hit from loads of trolls who heard you on radio4 and picked that Saturday (Guido didn’t blog on a Saturday) to attack you,well before they start will the last troll please turn out the lights when leaving as I am not staying up this time.
Alex Hilton:
“Sneering at Tories with lies about sexually transmitted diseases, mental health problems or homosexuality counteracts the very noblest aims of the Labour movement.”
Splendid, just about sums up this shower of shit.
It sums up snotty to a T
How ironic that you now have the support of Labour MP’s who are now logging on in numbers (not only blairites) to find out the moment Watson is banged to rights.
Funnily enough Tom has more enemies within the PLP than in the CP.
Tosh. The PLPrats love me . I will be a round forever.
Shocking that these Labour MP’s haven’t the balls to do it themselves.
I am an old Carolian, don’t mess with a supperior personage, you unworthy serf.
how old are you then?
curious of Broadmoor
about the same age as Millibanana and he wears bumfluff as a moostache
Layer by layer the onion will be revealed, Watson is the biggest firewall to protect Gordon Brown, they will move heaven and earth to stop his going.
Get him and you’ve got the lot then?
Aye, Watson will be the final domino and then Brown would be exposed, how long could he survive?
the onion is an onion. peeling layers off does not change the onion. but does make it smaller.
senior scientist
Broadmoor
Right, that’s the cake finished. When is high tea? Bill to the taxpayer as per usual.
Two bloody right mate. What’s good for Watson is good for me.
Anyone watching SKY news? Labour Party Chair getting totally schooled by interviewer…
“why do you think we have an agenda when we are just asking the questions our viewers have emailed to us”
“I didn’t say you had an agenda”
“Yes you did, in your last answer”
Great stuff
The Interviewer was Kay Burley. He had to apologise. He He.
Don’t upset Kay …
Anyone got the video?
Why is Tom Watson? Can we revisit the Garrawench angle? (Honestly, i’ve no idea what he does up there all night on the computer) Are we expecting a stand by your man routine and her actually keeping her job aswell? Nothing against the anteriorly pleasing “anchor” but my kids watch Good Morning Television for Gods sake! Unlucky Guido for not getting this out before she went off to drop, but can you imagine . . . .
Am I out of the loop here?. I do not know that woman. I never watch Good Morning Television . McBride where are you?
There was a young breakfast time strumpet
Who was hailed as the thinking man’s crumpet
But she went to waste
And proved her bad taste
By blowing down Dolly’s spunk trumpet.
Can you get me her number?
Isn’t he a JAFFA??
“I did not know that the credit crunch was coming”
“I did not know about Sir Fred’s pension”
“I did not know about cash for honours”
” I did not even know what my right hand man was doing”
Is he some kind of retard?
Fuck off out of our country you parasite. Ta.
He’s not getting North of Berwick. You can keep him.
You aren’t being entirely fair.
Sometimes he says that he did see the credit cruch coming (depending on question posed to him) and that he called for tighter regulation. There are however the small matters that nobody can recall him saying this, and that he was Chancellor for the last 11 years and therefore in a unique position to actually fecking well do something to avert the problem, but chose not to.
And he, like his honourable colleagues, shows great mastery of the expenses claim form.
He’s not getting North of Berwick. You can keep him.”
And dont think about flying him north-our Ack Ack batteries are ready and waiting-accompanied by several SAM’s!!
Is he some kind of retard? Take a look at this picture. do Bears shit in the woods?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OhaHEeWqYU0/Sa7gHSsy1JI/AAAAAAAAEDo/ODolyIIWCeo/s400/gordon-brown.jpg
And remember it all started in fucking America you yank bastards!!!
Poor Gordon, he must be desperate for Marr, Robinson and Michael Prick to get back to work so he can get his message out there.
ANother LieBore stooge who contributes nothing and takes all.
Worthless scum.
Kunts.
Just as a matter of interest, is Watson a ‘very close’ friend of the Dark Lord. Do they watch badgers together?
Heh, I read that as “wash badgers”
They meet up in the sewers to train the other rats. It used to be a threesome. Now a twosome. How long before a lonesome? The End!
You’ve layen the barrels Guido, just make sure you have a dry fuse and a box of matches.
Meanwhile, does a money trail exist for the £750,000 ‘charitable donation’ given by LB another minister yet or has that been tucked away in the accounts of a now now existent charitable organisation?
Just wondering.
Unless they were like little school children, passing Post-It notes between their desks. Only putting their nasty thoughts into digital form when communicating with their link with the world, Derek Draper…
I think Geoff Hoon is quite a dish.
chopped liver?
What a Turkey?
Tripe, mate?
Isn’t Peter quiet these days.
He must be very busy with him being a Lord and all.
He’s a very impotent person you know!
An old adage – a man is known by the company he keeps – Gawd help us – a bunch of seriously disadvantaged psychopaths – most of them with the most disgusting habits. They all visibly reek of GAPO ( Gorilla Armpit Odour ). They give proper psychopaths a bad name.
Oi !! – watch it !!
Us cyclepaths run the place – wot do’ya fink orl this is abart?
Hi!, it’s Jacqui here. Thanks for forgiving me over my small expenses oversight. I see that comments are less hostile now and I think it is a good time to move forward.
Here’s my CV, my new washing machine is on the blink and the only thing that gets me off is the 1600 spin cycle nowadays.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1555884/Jacqui-Smith-profile-Rise-of-a-Blair-Babe.html
Just insert the bath plug dear – you’ll feel better at once
I would hate to see Blair’s idea of a minger.
Oddly enough, he carries one with him for when that subject is broached.
It does give me some comfort to know that the first thing Blair sees on a morning is Cherie’s ‘morning face’.
Perhaps there is a God.
We love you, gal. Just keep serving our interests and people will forgive you the oversights. We’re only human, after all, mate. Well, some of us are.
Actually, Jacqui, that reminds me of a minor detail that’s been bothering me for a couple of weeks. What happened to the original bath plug? The one you replaced for 88p. Most baths are delivered with plugs attached, aren’t they. Did you and your old man just nick it and flog it down the old car boot sale? This is the question that the world wants answered: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL BATH PLUG?
They’re bogof today Jacquingoff, 2 for 88p! fill yer boots
Yeeeeeeeeeer. cut them all a new ass Guido. Downing street is in need of flushing out the turds.
Guido If you leg it up to Mayfair a bit sharpish Holland and Holland have an offer on Game Books at £197.00.
Full on leather n’ brass
Watson would make a nice first entry…………………………………..
Holy fucking hell. My contempt for Labour, already deeply entrenched, has just reached a new level. It is getting to the stage where them being thrown out at the next election is a matter of national importance. Labour has but one interest: power at any cost, financial or moral. Jesus Christ – how can people even think of voting for them? Can it really be the case that in this country, people are seriously suggesting that, come the next GE, if the CCA hasn’t got us then postal vote fraud will? This isn’t fucking Zimbabwe. Labour’s hoons have to be destroyed at the next GE, reduced to an inner-city rump party, and then the country can start to rebuild itself. That might take a generation after what Gordon and his morons have done.
This is probably the most stream-of-conscious thing I’ve ever written on here, but I don’t care. I’m fucking bouncing with anger.
Calm down he’s doing his best and he’s up to iz eyes watching Obama on the telly.
Busy working on the postal vote thingy.
New Labour was always about power – as was clinton. They come from the same philosophy
and this is a new Labour Quote:
What is the point of having policies but no power. You must have power first, then you can have the policies.
I was only following orders.
Guido, are you ever going to do anything about the left-hand margin disappearing? These later posts are unreadable in IE6. I have to copy them and paste into Notepad to see the first 4 or 5 words of each line.
Use Firefox or upgrade to IE8
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/
http://www.microsoft.com/uk/windows/internet-explorer/
Preferably Mozilla Firefox
get an upgrade and put it on expenses
if challenged – refer your boss to the Home Secretary
TwoHome Secretary please.
Change browser.
Is it you who asks the same question every week?
Not every week but I have asked before.
Since I couldn’t even see the “reply” button to answer you, I have just downloaded Firefox and here is the testimonial. But IE6 isn’t that rare, for fuck’s sake. It was shipped with every PC in the world for years until IE7 came out. True to form, it was even more useless at FTP transfer than its predecessor.
does anyone still use Internet Explorer??
Someone who visits my blog is on Netscape 4 – serious archaeology required for that one.
Just read it in MSM tomorrow.
Be wary of IE8. Lots of people have had really serious problems with it. It is true that most interweb geeks would probably recommend a completely different browser but personally I can’t be arsed. So, to stay with IE just download and install IE7. It’s free. It works. Make a decision, get on with it, stop asking the same question.
I have a question: how is it that Guido can do more than the entire opposition put together? For fuck’s sake, he’s one guy doing it for fun! What are all those useless motherfucqers for? Jeeez.
Well the BBC are not interested in attacking Liebour are they? You’d think that with a budget of 3.5 billion a year they could investigate something, just look at how they chewed up Spelman over a few quid for a nanny.
Oh hang on she’s a Tory.
Then there is the BBC having a go at Osborne and the Russian yacht owner. They didn’t even bother to put Mandy through the ringer.
Oh hang on he’s a Tory
Then red Ken’s mates up to no good. The BBC had that story a year before the Standard. Why not put him through the ringer?
He’s not a Tory.
Do you detect a pattern here?
And you are kicking MY arse, when I point their uselessness. It’s just not fair!!!
I am off to work up my expenses.
And at £300K a year for the whole family of little trough piggies, that’s a LOT of work.
“The police were called in – the threats could not be traced back.”
As a retired systems engineer, can I just say bollocks.
Oh, and Wi-Fi’s broken, including WPA.
Turn it off, Cat5e is your friend.
I think that we all understood that it was convenient PC bollox for ‘Fuck off and stop wasting my time!’
WPA broken?
It’s only part broken so far, but I get your meaning – unfortunatley I can’t Cat5 the house (rented), but then I only post anti-Liebour stuff, so I’m safe, yes?
And you’re right – I could track back any email to its source, proxies or no – so either Plod is incompetent or lying. I wonder which?
A not-quite retired systems engineer ;o)
If you are drinking hot liquids right now, watch this later. Otherwise, do enjoy.
Perrrrrrfect
Oi, if you call me a po faced, pin striped, polka dotted, pompous prick , I’ll have you for illiteration.
If you want to talk G, talk to Jacqui or her hubby.
Fat people shouldn’t wear striped suits.
LMAO
What a repulsive, oily freak.
Would you want THAT sat next to you all day?
Fcku me, McBride’s lucky to escape a fate worse than death.
To think, I used to play ‘This little piggy went to market’ with him.
What an oily slug – have linked to this on my blog – that City Boy suit is most bizarre.
He has the sort of face you would never tire of punching
He should grow a beard so we could set fire to it & put it out with a shovel.
What a fucking drone, How old is he? Who the fuck votes for these people?
He disappeared up his own fatuous areshole as his rambling went ever onward and ever inward. Practically a miracle of some sort…
. . . Thought Kevin Maquire was a celebrity, didnt realise he knows people . .
All this is very incestuous, very dirty and obviously goes back a long way.
To Little Old Me it seems unbelievable that this is the way our so called masters behave and I’m the wrong side of 65. I always knew politics could be dirty but these are not just dirty tricks. They are downright criminal.
If you run a business and one of your employees discriminates against another. Never mind if you knew or not, never mind if it was true or not, YOU are hauled up before the tribunal and castigated and then fined, NOT THE EMPLOYEE. And fined a lot by the way. I should know, I was. So, why the hell shouldn’t this bunch of half witted (alleged)criminals and their boss in10 Downing Street be hauled before a court. If this isn’t libel or slander or discrimination, pray tell me what is? Surely if an email is written from No 10 and the idiot who wrote it is paid for with tax payer’s wages, it’s not private and for certain, it’s absolutely in the public domain now.
Also, what is so bloody irritating is that the castrated BBC and the blue Sky News just don’t seem to get it. They are just so aggressive and bully anyone who does not toady up to this dirty regime of Labour. And we all just put up with it! Is Guido the only one with any courage left in this country?
Come on Cameron put your money where your mouth is, don’t leave it to the nice lady. DO IT YOURSELF. Take the bastard Brown to court. Forget about all these jumped up little Hitlers that work for him, go for the snakes head and as one of your predecessors said DO IT THIS DAY. Even if you loose the court case it will be the end of this grubby government.
Hear Hear!!
Well done guido get this wanker and you’ve got a clear headshot at the one eyed scottish prick
And don’t get exited or excited and be hasty Guido, – take your time, – let the breathing and heart rate settle down, – and then . . . ENJOY!!
A bit of praise for Guido (and panning as clueless for Labour) in the Register:
“The fact that the majority of blogs are pretty irrelevant, or that the handful that have a real impact – such as Guido Fawkes – are well-written, well-researched and give voice to real public opinion, appears to be lost on the many Labour Party members currently commenting on the affair.”
It’s about time someone gave me a job
I’m finding all these references to fat/lardarses etc very hurtful.
Not all fat people are bad
Smelly yes, but not bad
It’s because they can no longer reach around their vast arses to wipe their shitty bottoms.
http://www.trustproducts.co.uk/index.htm
Can’t wait to see the stat porn for this month.
Getting a semi just thinking about it.
Unless you are enjoying it, just think of Jacqui Five-Bellies!
ONE TO WATCH
‘Blairwatch’ shares an letter he sent to Drapers ruling body, questioning his ethics – the reply:
I can confirm that BACP has received a number of queries regarding Derek Draper to which we are responding. Any complaints received will be treated seriously and processed according to our Professional Conduct Procedures.
Kind Regards
Alison
Alison Croft
Press & Public Relations Manager
British Association for Counselling & Psychotherapy
http://gimpyblog.wordpress.com/
this has been updated
Fuck off Draper you slimy shit.
Stop it. We know all about this.
Where the hell is Gorgon?
Ye bastards! A’m still hidin’ here behin’ tha’ sofa!
He’s working up some courage with some lube in the bog at No.10.
No doubt trying to shoot one out with a picture of Bam and Him from a couple of weeks ago.
He is busy contributing to this blog and to my downfall, the devious son of the mange.
No, he’s found a hearse to jump on at the memorial service for the oil rig workers killed in the North Sea helicopter crash tomorrow.
Anyone else noticed that Harman_Pride stopped posting when Damien McBride resigned from No10?
Frank Field on R4 PM politley suggesting Brown is a complete nutter with a split personality aka Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde
Coooeeee!
We’ve finished our Intensive Weekend for Progressives ‘n that, innit. So now we can talk even more cross-cutting crap.
And we KNEW you’d miss us!!
So, that’s why Brown calls me Dolly. nd I thought he liked me. It’s all two much.
Yeah? That’s been obvious to most of us for years. He should have been sectioned long ago. Completely mad. He hears voices too. They keep telling him he saved the world. You can always rely on Frank to tell the truth. He’s the only one of them who dares.
Pierced Hymen, Silky Arsehole and DR (from the Daily Labourgraph blog et al) are one and the same hoon, from my anal ysis.
O/T
Ask the PM is back – another chance to watch Gordon not answer our questions. You have until the 17th April to submit.
Here is my effort
submit at http://www.youtube.com/DowningSt
I don’t really understand any of this, but I’m going to open my big fat useless gob anyway. (That’ll be £50.00)
Please wipe away the slime before you leave.
The media after waking from a slumber seem to be finding their teeth.
Ed milliband sounds like he’s about to burst into tears on R4.
He is not called Milliblink for nothing.
I was told, by my army of highly-paid, unemployed hacks that his name was Milibrain. What do I know? What do I care? I’m on more money than I’m worth. http://www.telegraph.co.uk please.
DTE, I think you misheard. They said, ‘Mini-brain’.
Thought it was ‘milliwatt’, due to the power of his intellect.
Dim as a Toc-H lamp, the lot of the Labour Hoons.
On Staatsnachrichtdienst just now he looks very much as though he did – between studios. Has some nasty uncle been shouting at him?
It’s a bit sad isn’t it – both Millibands spending the rest of their lives as might-have-beens?
Is Brown trying to play a sympathy card with his hand-written magic marker scrawled personal letters?
Hoping for a sliver of poor Gordon, he cant see you know, oh hang on, that means he cant possibly have seen the emails, as they wont be in 3 inch bold writing
Yup! About time the old sympathy-cum-sickie card came up again – one of the last resorts of an incompetent loser!
Haven’t heard it lately, so bound to surface sooner or later – and what better time than now?
Is it true that his sperm is congenitally feeble?
who’d have guessed that top of the pile of Tom Watson’s voting patterns (rf http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/tom_watson/west_bromwich_east)
“How Tom Watson voted on key issues since 2001:
* Voted very strongly against a transparent Parliament”
It is transparent that he is a self-serving, grunting t-w-a-t
interesting that he sat on the “Proceeds of Crime” sub-committee……… one wonders whether he might end up on the wrong end of that legislation
or did I mean the right end……
If you want a real comment or after dinner speech talk to me. It’ll be a lot more than £50 I can tell you.
But I can guarantee I know what I’m talking……which helps.
If you pay peanuts, you’ll get monkeys.
Willy , honey x .
I’ll give ya a pony just to slap your head , petal .
Pleeeze .
© E x .
I wouldn’t have anything that you’ve already fucked, but thanks for the offer.
Guido, I don’t want to swell your ego, but this is why you get so many hits. You’ve a good knack for ignoring (or tearing apart) the spin, the briefings, the “lines” and going right for the jugular – the power relationships that exist within and between the establishment’s institutions. I know you describe yourself as gossipy, a peddler of tittle-tattle and the like, but in truth I think your blog is much more than that. I’m struggling to think of where else we the people can get more of this kind of stuff, but I don’t really know. Bremner Bird and Fortune had its moments, when it wasn’t being tedious. Sad really.
OTOH the new BBC show Newswipe is pretty good, but obviously that doesn’t focus too much on politics.
Will you or Guido book the room?
Your mum will, of course. She’s used to it.
Hehe
So well typed with just the one hand.
* Raises middle finger *
Hey look, I can do that with one hand too!
Stop calling me names and insinuating I’m hiding.
I’m on holiday you dirty fecking trouble making twats!
in Brasil rumba rumba?
The big question is: who does Gordon Brown work for?
1) It doesn’t see like it’s the people.
2) It doesn’t seem like it’s the Labour party.
3) Perhaps he works for himself.
4) It’s the voices in his mad fucking head
Guido f*cks sebastian coe on a daily basis.
I do as well.
not true he couldnt catch Seb if if he wanted to ass f-ck him. I know that for a fact cause Mandy told me
SIR- I always thought Steve Ovett was more talented but then what do I know?
He certainly is in the hop, skip and pump.
Have you got his number?
The relay race always captured my imagination
Guido is a muppet for killing my career outside of politics.
No one will ever have me on the fucking telly again after this the crunt!
Can’t believe where the fat kunt Watson gets his energy, I thought he would be more like me.
From the Two Dinners, of course!
Can’t believe where the fat hoon Watson gets his energy, I thought he would be more like me.
You think Watson wrote British Bullshit Foundation?!
Look at this link. Lots of repetition of BBF content
http://www.w4mp.org/html/library/altguide/default.asp
Then go here
http://sadiestavern.blogspot.com/
Hmm I wonder what is going on with this…
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3538131/breaking-tom-watson-to-make-a-personal-statement.thtml
Just read on spectator live that Watson is to make a personal statement,
No chance that it’ll be a resignation though that would be too much to hoe for from this shower of a government.
Have a look
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3538131/breaking-tom-watson-to-make-a-personal-statement.thtml
Tom Watson to make statement
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3538131/breaking-tom-watson-to-make-a-personal-statement.thtml
“I did not have sexual relations.”
It depends on what you mean by ‘is’
This fat apparatchik prick has never had a proper job in his life
“Tom Watson was educated at King Charles I school, Kidderminster, and the University of Hull, where he was elected President of the Students Union in 1992. He was Chair of the National Organisation of Labour Students from 1992–93. He then worked as a marketing officer and advertising account executive. In 1993, he began to work for the Labour Party as National Development Officer for Youth. He then worked on the party’s 1997 general election campaign. He then went on to become National Political Officer of the AEEU trade union.
He was elected MP for West Bromwich East in 2001. In 2003, he included a weblog on his website.” wiki
WTF is a “Minister of Digital Engagement” supposed to do?
Will the twat be going to the West Beomwich St George’s Day Parade, which Zanu tried to ban because it was “tribal” ie the tribe they hate, English people? Obviously not, and his safety couldn’t be guaranteed without Stasi close escort and stab vest a la Harperson
Student
Professional Student
Telesales
Labour Party
Union
MP
“Telesales” – Didn’t Brown, an dthe Number 10 machine regularly berate Cameron for being a “saleman”
The lazy troughing fat bastard. I want a fucking refund.
Guido used to have sleepovers at michael portillo’s house.
Yeah, his mouth is so perty.
OMG !!
Porty is just a pretend bender . If I woz to lower my lips onto his , he would realise that there’s more to life than brown holes an Diane Abbot .
Hiya Michael x .
© E x .
I used to have pullovers at St Michaels. But not cardigans, they are awful.
Envy is a sin, my son.
Say two Hail Mary’s and fuck off.
R4 PM prog has just grilled Ed Milliband on why it took Brown 24 hours to take action on McBride: Frank Field made it clear that McBride must have thought he was doing his master’s bidding.
Perfectly pure and utter bliss, Watson I salute your uselessness.
Tommy two bellies is a fat West Brommie who spents his time eatin curries, farting, and making obscene contributions.
It’s bloody hard work mate. Am I glad that the tax paying chumps are funding it.
Having followed this story for days on end and spent much of a sunny weekend goggle-eyed from reading thousands of comments on dozens of blogs, there is for me one awful, ‘elephant in the room’ issue that has not been fully addressed. There have been many comments across many blogs insinuating the full, disgusting nature of the Cameron slur in relation to his son Ivan. Without going into further detail, I believe that if this is the truth – if the full text of the emails shows that this was the intended rumour that they wished to disseminate – then every other issue that is being discussed will be irrelevant. If this is indeed the case, and if it were to be given wider publicity, the repercussions would be catastrophic. If the general public thought that the government had spewed out such filth, there would be national outrage. I am left thinking that either a) This is not the case and people are jumping (quite understandably given the general tone of the other emails) to the wrong conclusion or b) This is the truth and the full text of the emails are yet to be made public. If it is the truth, then it would explain the bizarrely swift resignation of McBride and the letters of ‘apology’ in an attempt to draw a line under the incident and prevent the full details emerging. I also think that -quite understandably – Cameron would seek to protect his family from this and would not want the full extent of the emails to be revealed. Unfortunately though, the public need to know if this is indeed the rumour they wanted to spread. If this is the truth, then it should be revealed. Once they know the real depths that this incompetent, inarticulate, amateur bunch of thieving dimwits are prepared to descend to, they can flush them back into the sewers from whence they came.
Spot on Mr Devil.
30% of the country’s c{o}unts will STILL vote for McTurd’s lot!
yes I know and it depresses me more than I can say
It’s just Tom being Tom.
Four things we still don’t have the full details on:
1. What was the exact nature of the smear against Samantha Cameron and did it involve her children?
2. Who were the senior Lib Dem politicians who Draper and McBride were conspiring to smear.
3. Who were the well-known journalists who they were conspiring to smear?
4. Who are the journalists who Draper and McBride were going to use to spread their smears into the media? We know that one is Kevin Maguire but who are the others?
No, No, No – we do NOT need details of the smear – that simply plays to their game. A smear is a smear and shoudl be treatd with contempt.
Hear hear, am not interested in it one bit.
Let’s hear what lies these Labour vermin were intending to spread so everyone can see just what a bunch of disgusting low-lifes Brown and co really are.
Some of us already know what appalling lies Draper and McBride were planning to spread about Samantha Cameron, and that these lies even involved one of her children.
The public should be made aware of just what an odious bunch of cockroaches operate at the highest levels of this appalling Labour govt.
These Labourites never give up, do they? Even though they know the smears are lies, they still try to peddle them and do damage by raising curiosity.
As they are lies, they are irrelevant. Spreading them just plays into Labour’s hands.
BUT, if you really want a lie to consider, I’ll give you a good one: Gordon Brown is innocent!
All we need now is e-mails from Number 10 leaking to Pesto
and it will be
Goodbye from all of that total bloody Shower.
ooohhh – that would be very awkward.
An FOI required me thinks from someone who knows how to phrase it correctly. There is an art to these.
We should probably thank Watson for exposing what an utter idiot Sion Simon is…
David T Breaker
http://www.newsjunction.co.uk
Ed Miliband on News 24 now.
They’re all crawling out from the rocks now…
Is he saying it all started in America, and we’re just getting on with the job? Damn, I missed it.
ALAN MILBURN now stamping, nay dancing, on McBride’s grave.
Tom Watson must be shitting himself…
Dopey Milly? No worries,I will mash him.
Another porky pig that needs a damn good pasting. Take his pants down Guido – this will be even more entertaining
It’s about time they all fell on their pork swords, the swine.
Labour MP Stephen Byers, a former cabinet minister, has wrote in the London Evening Standard that he had been the victim of Mr McBride’s “aggressive and hostile media briefing” several times.
“As a result I have to admit that I made little effort to suppress a smile when I heard about his enforced departure from Downing Street,” he added.
Maybe some of the nulabs will re-grow their back-bones.
We still do not know who was at the luncheon with Draper and his wife at Chequers!
The Labourgraph in its editorial this morning alluded to it!
The time has come, BROWN, to be, for the first time in your life HONEST!
Honest like Sorry is not a word McSnoteater learned at is daddy’s manse.
Typical spin from Number 10.
The run Breaking News across the screen saying that McBride will not receive any severance pay, yet Franf Field was on earlier saying he’d been moved to another position in Downing Street. Go figure. Is he not to receive severance pay because he hasn’t been severed!
When will Gordon Brown face the people and give them a straight answer.
Has McBride been sacked, or moved, or did he resign of his own volition, or was he told to resign?
Has McBride still got a job in government or has he really been terminated?
Frank Field, one of the few honest men left in the House of Commons, has just dished Brown good and proper on Sky-News.
Guido, it would be absolutely bona of you to show this.
If he did dish him, it would be more than boner, Celia! Served up on a plate!
Will someone please tell me when these emails are turning up on Wikileaks ?
Can it be soon please ?
Cameron, Osborne, all the old dears are going to ditch them in droves, dirty dirty, dirty
A very ‘Tired and Emotional’ Spokes PorkPerson for 10 Drowning (in Debt) Street has issued the following statement :
‘ Both The Beloved and Glorious Leader and the Person for Digital something or other are – how can I put this. . . . Oh what the hell . . . SHITTING THEMSELVES!
In the meantime, sheeple, be assured, as always that nothing is the fault of the lying bastard.’
Statement ends
Why doesn’t this apology for a PM just APOLOGISE?
Because that would be close to admitting his guilt. We all know Brown won’t take the blame when things go wrong, even when he is obviously culpable. Just ask Dawn Primarolo.
He will hide behind McBride, and probably Watson. But there is no doubt in my mind that Brown knew what was going on. Remember the way he ousted Blair, or the arm-twisting that went on to avoid an internal leadership election? A man who will threaten and bully his own party isn’t going to worry about smearing the opposition, is he?
Me and my bellies are not going down on our own !!!
c.c. No 10
What is the apology of a professional liar worth? Especially a nutter!
I’d like to see a Scanners moment at PMQs.
Guidiot,
Will you apologise for all the ‘unsubstanitated allegations’ appearing on this sewer?
What like the one that Gordon Brown is a one eyed spastic. Fuck off
Oi Boring,
Err lets see now, Gordons aid of 10 years standing resigns because of this blog. Hmm lets see got to be a little SOMETHING factual stuff there.
Tell me are you one of those Labour types who shouts factless twaddle to defend their beloved Labour party? HAVE A READ OF FRANK FIELDS BLOG TO SEE WHAT THAT CNUT HAS DONE TO THE LABOUR PARTY AND THE COUNTRY. DEAL IN FACTS AND NOT YOUR BLIND FAITH FOR ALL THINGS RED.
CAN YOU POST ANYTHING WITH FACTS IN IT THAT COUNTER WHAT GUIDO IS SAYING, WITH SOME WELL REASONED ARGUMENTS – LETS SEE IF YOU CAN DO IT. Or are you just another sad little apologist for Brown pants.
Carry on master baiting more power to your wrist.
why ? there arnt any unsubstantiated allegations , name one or is your wrist so abused now you cant even be origional
Has your wanking fucked up your typing as well as your sight?
Porky pie?
Hoon
Nah, they couldn’t do it in the House without police connivance.
Ooh err missus!
Henry VII.
No one in the public sector gets sacked now – and some of them get £250 just for showing up after a bit of snow.
We are doomed, doomed….
What if the allegations become substantiated, is it ok then?
What?
So when McBridie (with chips and sauce) said they were lies, he was, lying?
Methinks you are a clown.
What, like that McBrown The Snot Gobbler knew all along and approved?
Fuck it, me too!
Get a Macintosh. It will change your life.
Just how many more rats are set to emerge fom the Downing Street sewer?
And what have the LibDems got to say about Smeargate….
…..absolutely massive silence…..
It is weird because LDs were also on the smear list – along with Trevor Kavanagh at the Sun plus others.
Perhaps no one is interested in what they have to say – R5 had a LD Lord on this PM but I can’t recall a word he said.
i think you have described the party of window dressing quite well plato
The Libs are best off keeping out of this spat – their best ammunition against Neues Arbeit is the relative common-sense of Vince Cable, and from what I understand he was one of the smear targets.
So was Sarah Teather – what’s that all about? One of the country’s most decent politicians, and cute too. If I catch up with McBride he’s having a knuckle sandwich for that one…
Everyone just read the filth on this site and realise what has been going on. The Conservatives must disown Guido Fawkes and his sewage dripping harem of elderly commenters.
Tra laa!
Is that you Gordon, come on now you need to take your pills again.
I feel your pain….and I’m loving it.
WTF have the Conservatives got to do with Guido, Silky Arsehole? Care to enlighten us or is this the next ZaNuLieBor smear?
That’s not our Ambrose; ageist and possibly sexist too? Couldn’t be, tsk, tsk…
One cannot disown what one does not own.
Some of us know by now what the smear was. It involved Samantha and her child Ivan (now deceased) and was absolutely appalling.
Perhaps people should be told just how these Labour vermin intended to smear her so that we all know just how disgusting they are?
Fantabulosa!
Ooh……innee bold?
actually its CNYCHA BANT
Librarian
Linguistics Laboratory
Broadmoor
No, the cabinet secretary can’t say no but he can kick him in the nuts, punch him on the chin and boot him in the head whilst the gimp falls to the floor. The tea lady will lose the carcus.
I hear Tom Watson is now fighting for his political life but is likely to resign within days.
Not on my pension, mate.
I am holding out to become Snot One.
this is a scurrillous unsubstantiated rumour.
Press Officer
Cabinet Office Annex
Broadmoor
Tom Watson is a Black Bastard.
If you turn him inside out, which we hope to do, he probably is.
Golly!
…don’t add w-0-gg cause you’ll be electronically deleted and reported to headmaster.
Yes. Got that one. (Talk about turning a knock on the door into a battering ram.)
No he’s not, he’s a weeble
It’s all going along quite nicely (almost) as I planned.
Gordon is doing a wonderful job, getting on with the job for hard working families, Gordon is doing a wonderful job, getting on with the job for hard working families, Gordon is doing a wonderful job, getting on with the job for hard working families,Gordon is doing a wonderful job, getting on with the job for hard working familiesGordon is doing a wonderful job, getting on with the job for hard working familiesGordon is doing a wonderful job, getting on with the job for hard working familiesGordon is doing a wonderful job, getting on with the job for hard working families.
Harpic says:
Of course he is – and I`ve got a great big motor bike between my legs and I am doing a wonderful job as well.
I don’t like Tories as a rule but the acid house bit is great.
eeeeeeeeeees are good ebenezer good.
I have so enjoyed the last few days reading this blog. Great work, keep it up get rid of the lot of them. Draper is a wee shite, he must go.
“I completely deny that Damian McBride has anything whatsoever to do with what I write on Labourlist”
Derek Draper on the Politics Show with Guido.
Martin Boorman (McSnide) has been shafted, now it’s time for Himmler (Watson) to bite the bitter pill.
(OK, I know Himmler wasn’t a fat fucker, but it’s poetic license innit.)
They need some of the Rev.Jim Jones “Kool-Aid”
All dispensed from a big oil drum in the bunker depths…
So I’m not the only one who notices the similarity with Heinrich Himmler…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Himmler
Keep going, Guido. I’ve still got a nice wee bet on that Brown won’t last until the next election- make it so!
Watching the BBC Six with Laura Kuenssberg I was thinking how much Derek Draper must be regretting allowing his ego to agree to him appearing on the Daily Politics blog-fight interview with Guido…
In the light of recent events it is getting far more coverage than he could ever have anticipated, and no doubt many are wanting to get far more information on why Guido is wearing a ‘Berkeley’ shirt…
Is it anything to do with the Berkeley Hunt?
you might well be right, earl of harlesden !
In keeping with the “it started in America” message of the Dear Leader, will this scandal of internet muck spreading be known as…..Bill Gates?
RE WATSON: Does ‘Digital Engagement Minister’ mean pull your finger out?
I think it’s a sort of marriage bureau for Death Row inmates . Their families pay thousands of bucks to HMG NuLab so that they can take part in an online ceremony of matrimony with Olga (19), but the poor bastards end up wanking out their last few hours of life over a .jpg of Many Tummies’ Prehistoric Giant Cameltoe.
NuLab – Robbing the World, even unto Death.
BBC now waking up to the fact that Brown’s ‘internal opponents’ [their words, not mine..] are using this as a chance to settle old scores…
This is spinning out of control, and unless Gordon bribes Mandy for help in fighting the fire [possibly with Ali Campbell's assistance by stepping into the breach ] he could be fucked as early as the end of next week.
If further details of how bad the smears in those emails really were are released in this Sunday’s papers, and it turns out Watson was in on the ‘Red Rag’ thing from the outset, then a tipping point might be reached where no amount of floundering from El Gordo will be able to turn the tide..
Gordon’s dong what he does best – getting on with the job but will I be out of a job soon?
Look Hazel, I’ve told you before you’re not my type, and look its not you its me. I like fucking other men with no spines I leave the ginger snatch to Alistair he loves it go on give him a bell we’ve spent all the UK’s money so he’s got plenty of free time at the moment, and do me a favour can you wear a bag over your head the next time you stand up for me on Telly it’s nothing personal it’s just that your a vile ugly ginger cnut
We know that McTurd is a serial wanker, Chipmunk luv, but leave his dong out of this, pleas!
Good interview with some minister or other on R5 at around 16:20, when discussing the non-story of not paying benefit to alcoholics:
BBC – You haven’t thought this through really have you?
Minister – yes we have
BBC – are you sure it isn’t a non-story to deflect everybody from the email crisis at no. 10?
Minister – no it isn’t, it’s er…. er….
………..
Stand by for a raft of ‘policy initiatives’ shortly, in an attempt to push this story off the top of every news bulletin.
Just think, the NuLiebour control freaks used to control the news agenda. They are now a bunch of headless chickens trying to fathom a way out of this mess.
There isn’t, so don’t bother.
That was Purnell the little bollocks. Weren’t we looking at the odds of his crossing the floor the other day?
What i carnt understand is why hasnt someone kicked seven bells of shit out of these fuckers.Give me an address and i will do it as a public service.
I’ be careful though, Mandy always did like a good kicking.
10 Downing Street.
Cameron is well pissed off about all this – I thought it may be faux but it sounded very real indeed.
Christ, you’re not kidding. Sounds absolutely furious on this clip, but then having to deal with the Beeb would probably do that to anyone…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7998671.stm
Yea, He’d never take advantage of this situation, it was real anger. To milk this would be ungentlemanly and not something David would do just to get stupid votes to give him power.
How do you think Liebore got into power in the first place. Twat.
I just took a cab through soho square and I’m pretty sure I saw Guido walking across the road talking on his mobile. He looked pretty pleased with himself.
Mandy would have been on the phone sorting this immediately if he needed to.
Must draw the conclusion that he isn’t going to, the question is why?
So why is Mandy deliberately keeping out of this?
I’ll open this one up to the class….
Keeping out of it and leaving them out to hang or laying very very low (perhaps?)
Mandy is not touching this with a ten foot barge pole because he has only just slimmed his way back under Browns smelly armpit. Also it might be important to point out that he is a cnut.
maybe he is planning a defection.
McTurd is ALWAYS planning a defecation!
Is he really? I’d better make a note of that
McSnide may go down in history as the man ultimately responsible for the demise of NuLabour and one, G. Brown.
What a delicious irony.
Toodle-uma-luma-luma
Toodle-uma-luma-luma
Toodle-aye-ay
Any umbrellas, any umbrellas to sharpen today?
Leaving them out to hang in the breeze or keeping very, very low…..?
Bunch of odd news items breaking on R4, lots of titbits for journos to chase – many quiet aged but just broken by public services announcements – ffs Cap’n, more smooooooooooooooke…pmsl
Scandal is Headline news on ITV Evening News. Where is Gordon anyway, is he at EuroDisney this week on a spinning ride?
The best bit about all this is knowing that a fortnight ago, such a post would have resulted in a few shrugged shoulders – “Guido is throwing some shit about Tom Watson – who cares ? ” to now “FUCKETY FUCK !! He’s throwing shite after Watson – What are we going to do ?” [cue headless chicken running around]
The sound of shapening knives permiates round westminster.
“Mandy would have been on the phone sorting this immediately if he needed to.
Must draw the conclusion that he isn’t going to, the question is why?
So why is Mandy deliberately keeping out of this?
I’ll open this one up to the class….”
I bet he is already on the phone to Harriet Harman to gird her loins, and to Ed Miliband, telling him to get ready to ’swap sides’ once the call goes out..
I predict an early, if rather chilly, ‘barbecue’ round Chez Harman where the date of Gordon’s execution will be announced.
As a guess I would say it will be Friday 24th April – the day after the next BBC Question Time, when they finally realise the tsunami of shit cannot be kept back any longer and they have their ‘no change, no chance’ moment..
What on earth is wrong with Jackboot’s BBQ?
It’s the Taxpayer’s barbecue and it just needs another canister of Taxpayer’s gas…..Jimmy, next time you’re getting the groceries can you get some gas for me…oh, an The Big Tissue for hubby please.
Make it the 23rd please Go., St George’s Day, Shakespeare’s birthday, Gordon’s overthrow would make it a hat-trick to celebrate for all time
God, not Go.
Breaking News
Damien McBride has not been sacked. He’s just been moved to another position within 10, Downing St.
What is the source for this ? Can you post a link ? This seems so impossibly, ludicrously incompetent and cack-handed that it cannot possibly be true, can it ?
what you said… and the answer is YES
Tom Bradbray was scathing on Gordo – “..if he he doesn’t come out and apologise pretty profusively this could be terminal for him!”
also says that “Labour has underestimated this whole scandal!”
Please please let it be terminal.
What is great is the hideous dilemma for the ever-twittering-twat Tom Watson, whose deafening silence from the blogosphere is flagging the panic to a wide audience – but he cannot avoid signalling the scale of the panic for fear of ‘twittering’ something which digs him even deeper into the shite..
Decisions, decisions
When’s he going, I can do the PM’s job you know. Yes it rolls off the tongue:
Vote balls
Vote Balls, get balls
balls coming?
So where’s this Tom Watson statement then ?
I’m desperately hoping to hear: “I was only following orders.”
Might Her Maj. receive an unexpected visitor tonight ?
Oh, if only …
Araturo Ui resides in Downing Street. The next government should pass an Act of Attainder and put Brown on trial and freeze the assets of McBride, Watson, Hoon, Smith, Blair pending an inquiryt into the sudden and unexplained death of Dr David Kelly
Last time a story held as long as this was when we invaded ,er I mean brought peace to Iraq.
Will you be giving a press briefing later Guido as I’d hate to miss it?
Phew!
Creative accounting is NOT fiddling…
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1108146_mp_defends_expenses
Your mistakes were elementary Mr Watson elementary.No shit sherlock!
i hadnt realised mrs fawkes had been a victim of socialist ideaology !! there will have been many others who have been targetted and destroyed for speaking against the corruption .
it was nice to hear Frank Field , his wise view was telling that gordon is at the rubicon , indeed in my view he has gone over it , luckily says Frank “Gordon still has some friends in the party” i must correct you frank “Humphry” the cat has been gone some time . can gordon be honest , even with himself ??
he may well be angry at the fact that when you wonder around this country after ten years of labour and their promises , its becoming a lawless poverty stricken country , whilst all those getting payoffs jet off to soem other country to spend the wealth .
but to the post Tom Watson , well hes a sort of middle man , a kind of fixer , bringing expense account and tax payer funds together for the purposes of er well , more of the same . Guido ran a long line of the sith and its fascinating web of who got the money and who got the PR . i think £1.2 million had been consumed by the sith at last count and that is just one of the organisations that labour have used in this way that i know off .
Tom was a sort of brummie branch of the spiv PR operation , he organised the meetings and the partners , labour has done a great deal of business in birmingham so Tom will be there in it , wonder if hes clean on Rover , by the way how is that huge house building program going on the fomer vast rover site that got sold for £1 to a chinese car maker . cant quite remember what that regeneration partnership was called ?? oh well .
yes its begining to make sense to me now , the uk has been treated as one big ponzi derivatives operation , and the bag men having conned everyone are about to exit stage left , caesars wife thinks , not this time matey , not this time !!
Thers not much been built on Rover sites yet. We still get updates at irregular times. but only a few developments.
Yo, I’m Bo an’ ah’m da main news dontcha know?
Woof, woof.
PS Who is dis doughboy Watson?
Was foremally mr creasote………..not in my bucket you dont.
Go on Mr Watson just one more wafer thin mint, go on just one more.
These fat spiteful sods don’t like it up them and don’t like their own medicine.
I hope to God their brains boil with rage.
Keep up the good work Guido.
Much more of the same please.
Watched Ed Minibland (sic) on C4 News defending the indefensible. Apparently all is well inside the number 10 bunker. Cyclops has saved the world…oh, and it was nothing to do with him because it started in America and he knew nothing about it.
He regrets being found out. Ooops I mean he did nt think those emails would ever get into the public domain and anyway he knew nothing about them anyway. They must have started in America. Now it’s global he will have to save the world – again.
sounds like no senacot needed at no 10 then.
Keep at it, St Guido.
Watson next and then it can only be the Big Yin.
That WOULD be a prize, n’est-ce pas?
(Remember Woodward and Bernstein!)
The masses have to realise that they are being ‘governed’ by a man with no sense of personal accountability or fallibility…in short, Brown is a tyrant with all the connotations of derangement and control freakery that goes with that epithet. He HAS to go. Everyone has to KNOW that he is, indeed, a monster and want him gone.
I still think hoon is much more polite than cnut
wow Guido – respect mate. Been reading here since Saturday (never heard of you previously) seems like an episode of “Cracker” slow-release of info, events unfolding, dictated by blogs….big respect for forcing the issues!!
How long before all these No 10 emails are forever hidden from view – FOIA or not – beneath the rotting, threadbare cloak of ‘national security’ – the last refuge of the New Labour scoundrel.
Why does our scorn not shrivel the egos of these unsavory characters to the point where they hide from public view? How did we arrive at the point where we are governed by these creeps!
You were bedazzled by the glittering gnashers of Blair ( except for a lower incisor ) and his simpering doxy of a wife who was busy feathering her legal nest. His reputation at Fettes was zilch and his housemaster was quoted as saying that `he had never had such a worse boy through my hands` There was no alternative at the time and we now reap that absence. None of this was helped by the blatant partiality of those smut fungi in the BBC. Is it too outrageous to think of a putsch but something has to happen very soon ? We cannot go on being governed by a one-eyed physcopath who has got `form`.`
How long before all these No 10 emails are hidden forever – FOIA or not – beneath the stinking, threadbare cloak of ‘national security’ – the last refuge of the New Labour scoundrel?
My calculations suggest that the best time for the Blairites to depose Brown is on the day he announces an election. Of course all the ducks would need to be in a row and the numbers in place. It would have to happen that day. I think then that the electorate could be wrong footed enough to give Labour a chance.
A comical version of that same Sion Simon vid is here:-
and here he tries to defend himself and declares
Tom Watson as a “propper blogga”
both are pathetic, MPs? my bum they are.
Here’s the original ‘Sion Simon does Dave’ video on Youtube.
I never realised there were just so many of these obnoxious feckers in NuLab.
[...] The Sun, editorialises against Tom Watson, the Downing Street minister for mudslinging, [...]
The Clown has apologised, omg and the world didnt crack open …
Hey, Watson, everyone knows you’re reading all this, because you can’t help yourself.
All you stand for is how to spread lies and poison on behalf of someone who’s becoming more unpopular by the minute, and whom only someone who’s got nowhere else to go would continue to stand by.
One question : “How does it feel to know how many people hate you, despite how little you have really achieved?”