Watson Blog Smeared Cameron and Osborne Before
It is still there. Another post on the same day (now deleted) accused Guido of being “a silly little public-school toff who ran drugs parties and made a bob or two in the City” – never mind the fact that Tony McNulty went to the same grammar school as Guido. “So Guido Fawkes claims that David Cameron attended raves, presumably the illegal sort. Well [he] should know. Isn’t it fitting that the disgusting site he runs is probably named after the pinnacle of his life’s achievement: The Sunrise rave (second Guy Fawkes edition) on the 4th November 1989.!”
Note that there is an almost puritanical streak in the attack; Guido did drugs and partied in his twenties, the parties were probably illegal. Well it is hardly a secret that Guido has libertine as well as libertarian tendencies. That is a feature, not a bug. Cameron is the same age and probably equally as louche is the tenuous smear by association.
The day they launched their smear counter-attack incidentally was Guido’s fortieth birthday. It was very irritating.
Christ, Guido, have you dropped Iain in it?
Lest we forget : http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/jun/08/conservatives.partyfunding?gusrc=rss&feed=politics
That’s 4 Tory MPs on the make & at least one of them has paid the price – how many of the current Labour MPs are on the make over their expenses? Let me see now, Cooper/Balls, Mr/s Speaker – that’s 4 already, Jacky Spliff, Brown & Darling over dodgy renting/selling. Let’s tackle it an easier way – those Labour MPs not fiddling their expenses? M’mm, m’mm – I suspect Frank Field isn’t & Postman Pat comes across as reasonably honest and m’mm, m’mm…..
Compared to the filth that labour are mired in this is less than peanuts. So fuck of McBride slime
What is it about Postman Pat that has so many banging on about how honest he is. Sure he’s a personable sort but how the hell do we know about how honest he is or not? Christ, for a start, he’s a member of this poxy, egregious and shambolic Cabinet; and I don’t notice him distancing himself from too many of the disasters Brown visits on us. His reputation doesn’t see him a member of the awkward squad. His expenses are a non-too-shabby £123,000, all within the rules we can be sure. And his 2nd home allowance is, at £11,274, towards the lower end of the grasp-ometer, but even that’ll buy a lot of barbecues and bath plugs.
More immediately relevant, of course, is the fact that on this occasion he seems happy enough to parade around the media with the other mendacious bastards from the Labour Party to assure us how squeaky clean everyone is except McBride.
Slightly O/T, but relevant:
More sleazy fixing. Clearly New Labour see themselves as the new aristocracy, with the sons and daughters of party luminaries the favoured breed:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/15/damien-mcbride-georgia-gould-labour?commentpage=1&commentposted=
Yes, also heard “odious Balls” saying that it was “all parties” behaving like McBride. I wonder if Balls can substantiate this? As far as I know neither the Tories nor the Lib Dums have fabricated completely false stories in this way.
They have always wanted to be the aristos. Trouble is, they have neither breeding nor brains.
Heard Ballz on the Toady programme. It was like a party political broadcast but done by a simpleton.
I listened to Balls on Today and he just thumped on about how bad the Tories were and how all the parties were to blame etc etc. The presenter just let him get away with it. Yuck.
Craig Murray put this up:
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2009/04/hitler_had_no_i.html
Hitler Had No Idea What Goebbels Was Publishing
Adolf Hitler today went on record to state that he “Had no idea what kind of stuff Goebbels was publishing.”
Although they shared the same bunker and met several times daily, Hitler was deeply shocked when invading Red Army forces drew to his attention what had been happening.
“There is no place for this kind of thing in politics,” he said: “I came into politics to promote ideas, like lebensraum”.
Mr Hitler further pointed out that he had now taken vigorous action to tackle the situation. He has written to Oberfeldmarischal Gustav Odonellmann to instruct that the Gauleiter’s Guide be amended to specify that the murder of seven million Jews, Poles, gays, romanies and political opponents should be clearly a sacking offence.
I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that the “People’s Party” is as enthusiastic about the hereditary principle as other well known bastions of open government such as Syria and North Korea.
God this is boring. 2 bloggers acting like school girls. Move on Guido, you won. Let’s get back to the slime in Parliament who are thieving from the Taxpayer. You are becoming an irritating distraction.
If it is so boring, fuck off and find something more interesting you stupid tosser.
It’s not won until Watson at least is gone. And Guido probably won’t be able to strike until Carter Ruck have opened proceedings, not just asked the DM to desist. If he WAS copied on the e-mails and says he wasn’t. he is dead, blubbery, putrefying meat.
Keep dragging it out, Guido!
All this may be many things but, after 12 years of being screwed by New Labour, boring sure ain’t one of ‘em. Maybe I’m different but the smile on my face when I leave my computer screen has been such that Mrs. Talwin must think that, rather than spending my time with McBride, Draper and Watson, I’ve been doing a Timney.
I see The Times claims “The Red Rag” was registered from an office in the House of Commons. It would be interesting to find out just which office.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6094572.ece
Shirley, it would need to be paid for by, cheque, cc or chargecard? The problem is that the registra can’t say due to client confidentiality so only the Law can get the answer to this? And will they tell? Anyone comment?
The national lottetary so called good causes’s hand’s over 22mil a year to the UAF.
An extreme communist group which uses terrorism and smears against the lefts political opponents!
United Against Fascism who do the dirty work for labour at election times handing out political smear leaflets, paid for with your lottery money!
The group is made up of extreme left wing thugs and criminals and is funded indirectly through the goverment to subvert the democratic political system using smears as it’s main weapon.
It’s supporters use intimidation and vilence much like the Nazi Brownshirts and at many gatherings there are arrests for violence and dissorder.
The Labour party have a extreme left wing brownshirt organisation funder through the lottery.
When will this disgusting subversion of democracy by Labour end and when will Labours boot boys be exposed by the media?
NuLiebour took a very large bung (sorry, ‘donation’) from a so-called animal rights organisation just before the ’97 election. They got their fox-hunting ban eventually. Ecclestone was cleverer though – he got his way AND his money back.
All whiter than white of course….
Just popped along to take a look at their site. The link below could well explain why The Telegraph are cautious. Advice on how to spot an enemy of the people; they’re all Middle Class. lol and pass me a fucking uzi.
http://www.uaf.org.uk/mediawatch.asp
40? We thought you were over 400!!
Can see Tom deleted posting using
http://web.archive.org/web/20070213225453/http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/
If this is the right one?
How about this from Tom Watsons archive, he;’s recommending lie detectors!!!
http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/2006/12/jeremy-kyle-of-the-internet/
This gets even beeter, another link from Watson’s blog asking form info on the FOI.
http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/2007/01/freedom-of-information-act/
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/damian_mcbride_and_tom_watson_em
Oh how it is all unraveling….the tale of woe that is leads back to the said Mr Watson,must we wait longer to have it confirmed. Methinks Guido is playing a long game,what else is going to come out…many Labour MP’s -victims of smear themselves- and probably with nothing to lose may assist perhaps?.
Watson, what a wally.
You have to feel sorry for West Bromwich. Shit place, shit footie team, shit MP….
And Adrian Chiles as ‘celebrity fan’! Poor bastards
What’s the odds on a West Brom bye-election due to reasons of ‘health’ in the next few months?
Maybe he’ll do a Mr Creosote. They can send the bill bill to me.
But I’m only paying it once.
Up the Baggies!! With any luck WatIf will soon be collecting his bovril vouchers!! Twat!
What a fucking cnut.
Wasn’t Cnut the guy who failed to stop the tide washing over him?
I think Cnut was a german polar bear but I may be wrong.
When God wanted to give the world an spincter He created West Bromwich
Christ – he is his own suicide note.
I’m lovin’ it.
Gordon had to stab a lot of people in the back to get where he is, and they were just the ones on his own side…
So it’s not surprising to see his former colleagues stab him in the back now. He deserves it.
Shows what kind of a man he is. Pretending to know nothing about the smear campaign just makes Brown look ridiculous.
Yeah but I bet he checks hees nuts regular. As we should.
A deliciously ascerbic article by Will Self:
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/46991,opinion,will-self-what-did-you-expect-from-damian-mcbride-derek-draper-and-the-politics-of-smear
Before you lay into me Will, it’s acerbic not ascerbic.
Good comment
Maybe come the next election Self will attach himself to the serving PM’s entourage like he did in 1997…
…could be ‘interesting’, especially on any internal flights.
Self is OK as far as he goes, which is not far.
There are LAWS and conventions in place to handle this type of case.
What is finally dawning on a critical mass of the British public, is that the law only applies to those the establishment currently wish it to apply to.
What is forever worse…..
The people are coming around to this reality at the same time as understanding that they now live under more repressive laws and regulations then they have at anytime since the BEGINNING of the second world war.
Therefore the only sensible conclusion we can come to is this.
Our constitution is clearly not up to the job, it was supposedly intended to do, the answer is not 42, and the question is still all over the place.
DON’T PANIC
The reason we are in this mess is because our constitution has been ignored, people have not followed the law and been allowed to, and because we have people like Jack straw continously hacking away at our Constitution in the Background as he turns it into a One world Communist Constitution.
Will Self ! One of the first to go under the new regime
I often felt the urge to run Self down whenever I saw him cycling across Vauxhal Cross.
Make that Vauhall
So Q didn’t issue him with the flying bike then?
I suppose we all have to tighten our belts in time of recession.
Guido, carry on the good work and let’s get rid of this lying scum. Incidentally, have you seen the site http://www.thestirrer.co.uk/ (Birmingham based)? They are making utter fools of themselves and trying to protect Watson and make excuses for this dreadful government. It’s a badly designed site and is a mess but you will see the stories, one of them headed “FLEET STREET FAILS SMEAR TEST”. It’s laughable! Enjoy and thanks for doing the work that journalists should be doing!
Isn’t the internet wonderful?
Speaking of what journos are doing, here’s what Chief politico of the Grauniad
wrote yesterday:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/apr/13/gordon-brown-smear-tactics-labour
And he penned virtually the same article for FARM WEEKLY AUSTRALIA:
http://fw.farmonline.com.au/news/world/world/general/brown-told-to-clean-up-downing-street-or-lose-election/1485443.aspx
FARM WEEKLY AUSTRALIA??????????????
Lots of sheep over there
Useless and lazy tosser.
Brilliant, and I’m impressed.
OK how the fuck did you manage to find the Oz story let alone make a connection between the two?
Its part of Birmingham Mail, dead tree press. Going down with Watson and NULiebore.
I have to confess I still read the dead tree press – but usually only via a link from a blog! Even then I usually skip straight to the comments.
Ah, the ugly, ugly stench of f*cking Scottish local f*cking politics….
Ah well, we’ll miss Watson when he has that massive coronary…
Really? I wont!
No need to be racist…
Pumpkin-ticks!
Sorry, if you are Scottish you might not like it – but this kind of backroom behaviour is one of the least attractive aspects of Scottish society. And it’s currently being broadbanded to the rest of the nation.
Well I am Scottish, but everyone up here hates these bastards as much as you lot down there. I only hope the fucktards don’t come back to Scotland when they’re unemployed.
And what makes you think their behaviour is of a Scots nature? Please give a few examples of how thieving, lowlife, morally retarded people can be branded as Scots.
How about Mandelpig, Jackboot Smith, “Lord” Archer – the list I could compile is bigger than any list you could compile about people north of the border.
These NuLab scum aren’t ‘Scottish’, they are ‘North British’
Remember Brown’s favourite goal of all time apparently was Gazza’s in Euro ’96? As per usual trying to butter up the main electorate and failing. The English fans still thought he was a twat.
The Tartan Army detest him.
There will be no homecoming in the Glen(rothes) for him…no matter how many bag fulls of votes they dump in binliners for the ‘scaffies’ to take away.
That nice Mr Wallace seemed to have been tucked up by some Woads, tis a Scottish habit.
There are Scots who are not Nu Labour. Please do not lump all of us with that scum.
you are duly and corretly ‘UN-lumped’ from those tossers in government.
Bring them all down the lot of them, I can’t wait to see Watson take on the Mail in the courts.
We shouldn’t speak too soon. I had an awful dream last night, Gordon Brown finally called an election. He ran on the ticket of being Britain’s first openly incompetent prime minister. He fucking won! Woke up with snot running down my cheek, and a semi (only).
Speaking of which, may I add that I would give Alexandra Tolstoy a good seeing to? Probably in another dream, that.
He ran on the ticket of being Britain’s first openly incompetent prime minister – comedy, applause.
Brown is a winker.
Especially if the Huhne has to pick up the tab for Carter-Fuck!
Zanu Liebour in power – Maximum debt and deceit
Zanu Liebour OUT of power – PRICELESS
Now everybody, and I mean everybody, who has ever suspected themselves of having been stitched up by the ‘sleazy entourage’ will be getting their sweet dish of revenge served cold to the boys in Number 10..
Eat it up boys !! Or there won’t be any pudding !!!
Arf, arf!
Pudding time?
Similarly, one G.Fawkes was complicit in repeating the Nadine Dorries/Ladyshave/dildo thing , which gave ruse to one of the current nonsenses. As was I.Dale, in passing (5 Sep 2008).
Nadine, ladyshaves, dildos, stop, stop, stop – Mr. Timney won’t know if he’s coming or going – and it’ll end up costing us taxpayers a fortune!
More Taxpayers’ tissues needed in Redditch.
Coming, probably, and and on the sofa of his employer-wife’s sister – paid for by us. These people should fry.
At least Jacqui can look at least one person in the (brown) eye
I think the key word in what you have just said is ‘repeated’
Can’t even spell your own chosen blog handle, mate.
It’s gluteus maximus, the muscle which makes up a large portion of the shape and appearance of the buttocks.
Fucking arsebandit.
what if he wanted that spelling?
But he does have an A************* in Science.
Anonymous @ 7:59 pm: Hmm: original moniker, that one.
However, your linguistic skills are no nearer double figures than your IQ. So, perhaps: “sine ulla ironia loquor” [Cicero: Epistolae ad Quintum Fratrem, 3, 4, 4].
Meanwhile, you “mate” with your chosen orifice: I’ll continue with mine.
Possibly one of the most ill-judged ripostes I’ve seen – maxissimus means ‘fucking huge’ (literally – ‘the biggest’).
He’s still a Labour troll, though, however big his arse is ;o)
Was it for ‘front’ or ‘back’ bottom use?
Anyone who quotes bad latin, only shows he is a cutter and paster. What a twat….
‘Icksnay on the Uclearnay EchnicianTay’….
Glute me old muscle,
Surely it’s not ‘coming or going’ but ‘giving or receiving’.
Yours aye,
Actually, ANONYMOUS is quite a good handle when all you want to do is comment.
By the way, what is a man of your obvious (self-stated) education doing on this blog?
Even your friends are bored shitless with your repartee?
Or are you just a fucktard?
I think he is one of the so called working class that went to one of our finer colleges on a trade union sponsered scholerships. Long live the Proles.
Just a fucktard.
Yup, fucktard.
A fucktard.
All of which seems redundant if “he” is really a “she”.
Yet, in this chauvinistic club of reclusive little Tory boys, all pulling each other’s puds, it’s so easy to assume that the 51% of the populace outside the enchanted ring [indeed!] must all be Labour trolls — even when they ask a question (see no: 13 above) which yet remains unaddressed and unanswered.
Tell me two things:
1. Do you all huddle here out of fear of the female?
2. Does my bum really look big in this outfit?
1 .Who you calling a Tory?
2. My usual retort for your second question is “Your arse would look big in an Olympic size pool.”
Gluttie darling, havn’t I shagged your wife?
Gluteus. When you wrote your comment at 7:48pm were you being paid by either the prime minister or the taxpayer? G. Fawkes is an independent, hard working blogger.
Non political Independent Blog Reader @ 9:57 am:
Alas, you poor lost soul! If you are truly a “non”, let me remind you of Bishop Latimer’s sermon: “Neither in chamberyng and wantonnes. Beware of S. Paules nottes and Nons. For when he saieth Non, we cannot make it yea.” If, however, you mean “non-political” (which usually requires that hyphen), why do you frequent these parts?
To answer your question, this sweet young thing is neither paid, nor bribed, nor suborned, nor a sock-puppet. That makes me unique here for all sorts of reasons, I guess, including the abilities to string a sentence together, to avoid potty-mouthing, and to have an occasional original thought.
“Independent”: does that exclude “Global and General Nominees”, MessageSpace and those paying advertisers, — oh, and the Tory Party dirty-tricks closet? After all, there is still the mystery of the Tory mailing lists to which there may be a Fawkesian back-door (for which topic see my fellow “Labour troll”, James Kirkup, @ the Telegraph’s “Three Line Whip”, Jan 25, 2008).
“Hard-working”: a bankrupt with “lifestyle” issues might need to be.
Now, why can nobody respond to my original question at posting 13?
Sigh … why do I suspect that, as before, comment-moderation may suddenly be invoked? Would that be “independent”, do you think?
It’s difficult now to avoid the growing sense that the British Labour Party is on the cusp of one of its periodic three-term peregrinations to the political wilderness. If an all-consuming economic cataclysm, which, if Brown didn’t exactly create, he certainly didn’t anticipate, and a still lingering anger over Iraq wasn’t enough, then the latest glimpse into the dark heart of New-Labour’s smear machine, will almost certainly consign them to as long a spell in dismal Opposition as the Tories have just endured.
I can’t wait for their hopefully very long period of opposition. No, I really can’t. Even another year of Brown and his chums is too much to even contemplate. They are ruining this country by the day.
I fucking despise the fuckpig shitHuhne Gordon Brown more than I could say.Here’s a hint, fuckpig Brown, you robbed me of my pension and for that I will hunt you down you Huhne….just so you know like…. fuck you to hell you Huhne.
why does c…u…n…t get posted as hoon?
‘cos it’s not a nice word….
Shall I put you down as a ‘no’ then?
@ Labour Party Election Pollster “Shall I put you down as a ‘no’ then?”
You’re sacked matey boy.
You should put him down as a ‘maybe’.
You don’t like Gorgon very much, do you?
Are you a bird spotter? peregrinations
Prior to the new blog layout the Cnut word wa used but it did not seem right so it is automatically replaced with hoon
I guess you will be asking what a hoon is now? see previous archive threads re Geoff Hoon
Didn’t you just write exactly this on ConHome?
Anders, thats just plain lazy. : )
Hear Hear !
The ‘lingering anger’ over Irag is insignificant when compared with McBust’s refusal of a referendum on Lisbon. He is going to pay dearly for that.
Could be wrong but Cammo’s kept fucking quiet on that one too… 2 cheeks, 1 arse – both shitting on us.
On the contrary DT, Hague was on the box last week promising as much.
Did anyone hear Frank Field on BBC Pravda PM tonight?
He basically said McPoison would only be doing what was expected of him by McMental.
There was a brief silence from the BBC Pravda chap…….move along, nothing to see here…
Good old Frank, a left winger you can actually respect – a very rare commodity these days.
Watson, we know you are an avid fan of this site – count the days sir, for they are surely numbered for you too inspite of the bluff solicitors letters.
Great days……
I’ve always had respect for Frank Field. His views don’t always coincide with my own but he seems a principled and honest MP. Christ, I’d even consider voting for him before my own [Tory] MP. Westminster needs a lot more like him if this country is every to regain its respect for politicians in general.
I still remember when Field had to kow-tow to Brown in the chamber that time. Sickening.
I was pretty furious that he had backed-down but now, knowing what we all know now, I realise that Brown’s attack-dogs had put the shitters up him pretty seriously over something or other.
I hope he’s enjoying their demise…like the rest of us!
@ Giovanni Drogo
Yes I too hope Mr Field is enjoying a little schadenfreude.
It’s elementary my dear….
Seems like a decent cove, old Frank.
He didn’t pull any punches in the Pravda studios today
He wouldn’t – the writing is on the wall. Cowardly fuck, where was his voice months / years ago.
He’s busted.
Hello Derek
Don’t give any of these labourites any quarter. Like the previous poster said when all was ‘supposedly’ going well where was FF then?
Silent like the rest of them.
Its all about job protection now and FF is just protecting his back
Gordon Brown has been unable to take the pressure.
Conclusive evidence of his deteriorating mental state!
That’s not hand written. This is a font I use regularly: It’s called Cold Turkey Shaky Bold.
Sorry Typo: should read Talk Turkey Shaky Bold.
Are they worth it? From the Telegraph:
Between the end of 2007 and April 2008 he was appointing them at a rate of one every fortnight.
As a result, the annual wage bill for the Prime Minister’s special advisers was estimated to have risen by more than £350,000 to £1.75 million – roughly the same as when Mr Blair was at No 10.
Stephen Carter, the former chief executive of heavyweight public relations company Brunswick, was brought in as principal political adviser with a salary of £137,500. Mr Carter was ousted last year after an internal power struggle with Mr McBride.
The six others included Nicola Burdett, a former BBC producer employed to help the Prime Minister avoid “visual gaffes,” such as the bungled launch of his leadership campaign last year, when his face was obscured by an autocue.
Surely that was the desired result.
… and eating his own snot on TV?
Is that why the BBC never show that clip ad nauseum as per Redwood’s Welsh Triumph?
This is the frustrating aspect of politics. The right thing to do is to beat him to within a inch of his life.
With the political system, he still lives to spin another day.
Doh!
You scum.
You should say 2.4 cm.
Now take this truncheoning (I have taken my police ID off my shoulders in preparation).
2.54 surely?
Strictly speaking it is 25.4mm…SI units and all that.
“2.54 surely?”
Curse the public and their knowledge and their typing accuracy!
what if this blog is read in the US?
Have you seen the bizarre ‘teens’ section of his site? The Watson Youth!
JUST SAY NO!
Yup – it’s too extreme for me, so was Tom Sions speech writer or is Sion Tom’s..
Either way, they are both complete wankers!
Nah, my missus gets stroppy when I look at the bizarre teens section of ANY site
The Watson Youth Site reads like he got his middle class son to imagine he went to a inner city comp and then write a load of bollox that would appeal to the YUTE.
Like the modern teens under new labour would be intrested in that shite.
Wid al de gun an ting like shankin up me blud wid a buss cap in de ass mudafuka.
Respec.
If that ‘Jive Turkey’ Watson had used that kind of left wing patronising version of street Jabba in my south London comp (Cheers Labour)
‘Him wud abin shank up and cut far bein som bludclat pussy wip muddafucka’
Peace Out.
Anders
It’s not the global crunch we can blame entirely on Brown (though over-leveraged British banks went made on his watch) – it was his runaway public spending that was configured as if the boom would go on forever.
Once the global boom stopped, his tax take nosedived and our debts rocketed.
For that, Brown is to blame and it will take years to pay off Brown’s lunacy.
Let us not forget the blame attached to Ed Balls and his farcical ‘neo-endogenous growth theory’. Brown failed because he believed his own spin – that they had invented a ruse to forestal the trade cycle. As a result of this fatal misjudgment they made no provision for a downturn and … here we are again, up shit creek without a canoe.
A government based entirely on spin, smear and manipulation was bound to come unstuck when it encountered the physical reality of the economic cycle. You can’t buck the market, even in a socialist utopia.
Oh but I can . . I can . . I can!!!
…and the incompetent Balls and this incompetent government are currently busy ruining and otherwise fucking up the country’s sixth forms and colleges…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/5120711/Sixth-form-funding-fiasco-caused-by-catastrophic-miscalculation.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/5152865/Teacher-threaten-strike-over-200m-school-funding-cuts.html
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/b3e66228-1f1d-11de-a748-00144feabdc0.html
Stoked up the boom too by claiming there to be a huge shortage of houses; ergo house prices through the roof. Banks complicit in fuelling it. AKA the Basil Brush Neo-Endogenous Growth Theory or Boom-Boom.
And used it as an excuse to carpet large swathes of southern england with jerry built social housing…Prezza’s mates at bob the builder and co
Yep. It really is that simple. Brown’s whole fucked up economic policy was based on exponential house price growth and exponential feel-good consumer borrowing/squandering/employment of sales assistants eventually producing enough VAT/NI/PAYE to pay his exponentially increasing public sector payroll and PFI.
He gambled.
And he lost.
And we have got the bill.
Thanks Gordon. Thanks Labour.
Don’t let the door of number 10 hit you on the way out.
And if you’re the policeman on duty that beautiful day in June 2010, please, when he offers his hand to you, just keep it firmly behind your back.
Hopefully the No.10 Doorstepper will truncheon the fucking Hoon on his way out. IPC anyone….?
whats the difference between a cervical smear and a labour smear.
if you have a cervical smear at least you can CUT the fanny out if things have gone too far.
That’s enough Damian. Time for your afternoon nap.
Is that his name ? I had always considered him as the GREATEST POSTER OF ALL TIME !
A cervical smear is just something unpleasant you have to experience every three years
Just like ZanuLabour then (except thats every 5 years)
Watsons’ in the eye
Watson’s gonna die
The fucktard’s finished.
The truth will out! Thank heavens for the freedom of the blogosphere!! Onwards and upwards.
If we don’t get rid of these c.unts soon, there will be NO blogosphere…
Watson’s in the eye
Watson’s gonna die
The fucktard’s finished.
FFS – get your system sorted out!
Brown has gone to ground over Smearsgate only to pop up briefly for a small “most serious and sincere face” piece to TV camera on the anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster. What an opportunist that Huhne is.
I’ve never understood the fuss about the Hillsborough disaster. A load of Liverpool fans turned up without tickets and tried to storm the gates. The police (perhaps wrongly, in hindsight) opened the gates to try to prevent people getting crushed against them. The ticketless fans then charged into the ground and crushed many legitimate fans to death.
Because they were all from Liverpool, it’s supposed to be someone else’s fault. No doubt they were all labour supporters.
It’s called watering down the gene pool but GOD HELP anyone caught pointing this out post the tough on education-tough-on the causes of education point in history
A bit harsh mate. Whatever the right or wrongs 96 people lost their lives. Try and stay on topic. And no I don’t support labour.
@Mercian
Fucking right mate. Yes, the plod fucked up, but the primary cause was a mob of Liverpool ‘fans’ effectively stealing money by crashing in for free.
The real problem was that Hillsborough is in Sheffield and the local plod would not have realised what a bunch of scouse scum they had to deal with.
“It’s called watering down the gene pool but GOD HELP anyone caught pointing this out post the tough on education-tough-on the causes of education point in history”
That’s the problem with pointing out the truth, it usually offends those with their heads in the sand buried deepest most.
Mercian – you Sun reading Hoon.
96 people died, most of them because the police wouldn’t let other fans help out, and delayed letting the ambulances in because of fears that this was ‘football violence’.
Try educating yourself before you spout crap, you Hoon.
If you really believe what you say, try repeating it on Merseyside.
aproposofwhat
What you say is true, but you miss the fundamental point: The Liverpool fans were the primary cause. Yes, the police fucked up, but if the Scousers weren’t trying to force their way in, the police would not have been in a situation where they could fuckup or not.
It’s time Liverpool faced up to the fucking truth.
“If you really believe what you say, try repeating it on Merseyside.”
No one is doubting that the average scouser can’t face the truth.
It was very tragic indeed that 96 people died in the most utterly futile way – trying to watch a game of football. The fact that they were fenced in and this contributed to the high death toll was as a result of years of violence on the terraces, something no other major team sport suffered from – which speaks volumes for the sub-culture of the whole game of football.
I couldn’t comment about people from Liverpool charging the gates trying to get in for free etc etc. Most people I have met from or in Liverpool have been very nice people indeed, albeit that they tend to suffer from the ‘automatic right to have a sense of humour’.
But the whole anniversary thing is really mawkish and memorials outside gates and tributes etc etc, Pm on TV, the whole public grieving nonsense. These weren’t people who died for their country or died trying to rescue victims of a natural disaster etc etc. They were going to watch a soccer game FFS. As for the blame game, that is just ridiculous – where crowds gather in confined spaces, the risk of tragedy increases exponentially, no matter what precautions are taken. This needs to be filed under ‘shit happens’ – let people grieve, don’t force it on the rest of us as some grotesque national spectacle. This just continues to fester a breeds the victim culture, which will not help survivors or their families get over it sufficiently to cope with their loss. Victimhood is becoming an identity to far too many people in the UK who other wise would lead quiet and unremarkable lives. Victimhood gets them on V and gets them compensation. It doesn’t help.
Labour love victims, because victimhood keeps a grievance alive and keeps you weak – and therefore controllable and easy to exploit.
Complete with an attack on private equity firms again, Labour talks of them as if they are murderers!… I wonder who funds his office and if he has investments or a pension invested with, errrr, a private equity firm (or similar)?
David T Breaker
http://www.newsjunction.co.uk
Just a quick one to all the Nu Labourites reading this…..you are a bunch of Huhnes.
What is glaring obvious when you read the Labour web site is there is no mention of “Integrity”. Yes to Fairness, Freedom, Equality, Community and Democracy but nothing about Integrity.
http://www.labour.org.uk/labour_policies
There appears to be no guiding principles of the Labour Party as how to conduct themselves “in the process” of achieving the ends.
It is that fundamental flaw of socialism and Labour in particular which allowed Blair & Brown to conduct their black arts without restraint.
Their guiding principle is “the ends always justify the means.”
No,no. their guiding principle, after they’ve gone through all the guff about Equality & Diversity is that well known phrase ‘some are more equal’ – followed by a mad rush to wallow in the trough. Socialism eh? Don’t you just love it? Socialism=Shit, NuLabour=Shit.
Oi!!
Shurrup!!!
We’re cross-cutting Progressivs – innit, ‘n that. Or somfing.
Oi gotta dergree too, – in meeed-ya
So Shurrup!!
..good idea, shut the fuck up.
Watson said: “now lets get back to talking about all the private equity firms that fund his office”. So Watson = The Inquisition (on here earlier and obsessed with who is paying who) and I claim my £5. My solicitors will be over to clarify my position later. They will of course require their own £5 too.
Guido
I know you won’t hold back on the odd dubious top Tory every now and then but your work for the Right movement has been commendable.
Thank god for technology. You have managed, single-handedly, to expose the corrupt nature of Britain’s most deranged government, ever.
Derek Draper is the most disgusting, soap-dodging, greasy chav of a man I have ever had to watch on TV. Thank god you brought him down, and probably contributed to the crashing downfall of this sickening government.
Don’t think for a moment that the entire blogosphere won’t descend on the Tories if they even think they can carry on like this mob of Calcutta poo wallahs.
Hear hear!
Agreed.
There will be no return to this place witnessed in this current epoc for any political party.
In fact, I think it will be rightly worse for the Tories if they do not shape up.
These are very nasty people in Downing Street.
I thought the Labour movement was about social justice and caring for one another, alas under Gordon Brown is about trousering allowances and abusing power. Brown is already set to enter the history books as one of the worst ever Chancellors, now he is doubling up as one of the weakest, most spineless PMs.
What an embarrassment. When I travel abroad I’ll tell people I’m Nigerian as the government there is probably more accountable and straight rather than suffer the stigma of being linked to Brown.
I thought the Labour movement was about social justice and caring for one another”
Bit slow on the uptake, aren’t we, Andrew??
If one does that one is arrested 1) and you need a CRB check to do 2)
Know what you mean Andrew. Think I’ll claim to be South African myself (as in under apartheid) just about the same accounability & justice.
Or how about Haitian…that Papa Doc is really a sweet old gentleman you know!
And much more so since Duvalier is dead…
You know what fate befell the Tonton Macoutes…
Labour used to be an honourable party. It has lost that. I don’t think Brown even cares, so long as he gets to be leader.
And avoics arrest
Is this the page with the original Guido article?
http://web.archive.org/web/20070213225453/http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/
Just imagine the hits this is getting tonight
print screen the lot chaps.
Brown needs to get Smearsgate out from under the media’s spotlight….
“GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES BRITAIN TO LAND A MAN ON THE MOON IN 2010″
….that’ll do nicely!
Speaking as The Glorious and Beloved Leader, Saviour of the World, and TopDog of Tractor production, I have to make clear that I launched a satellite last week which, if I want it, could land on the moon anytime I choose.
I also saved 67,000 million UK children from poverty last week, as well as sore up flood defences and write the Dudget, – or damp squib as I have heard it called.
Anyway, I have a jobby waiting.
Old-Noo (neé Noo-Old) BoringLiars – WASTING YOUR MONEY on something pointless NEAR YOU!
Is it to be Watson?
He’ll eat all the mooncheese.
Cock cheese more like.
okay gentlemen hot poker time before the one eyed one wags the dog over n korea or iran
Very much so, a rattled Brown could be very unstable. I hope Liz keeps her mobile with her so that she can receive ‘important’ updates from her aides and kick arse when required.
Sorry, but our troops are already overcommitted to the wars of mass deception perpetrated by this shower of shits.
There aren’t any left for a ‘wag the dog’ scenario, unless we assassinate Mugabe and claim the credit (a two man team should do the job…)
More Watson form so far not mentioned:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article469034.ece
That’s a long time ago, Sparky (well, in political terms anyway). Well spotted. Did Blair or Brown sanction that one? If Blair, Labour just kinda likes this sort of thing it would seem. As we guessed, it’s been rotting for some considerable time eh?
Do Carter Rack offer No win no fee?
Did Carter-Ruck pop up on the ‘cab rank’ principle, or does that only apply to criminal cases?
Where would we be without lawyers, thank God they are there.
Cab rank’s been abolished. Thanks to New Labour.
99% of lawyers give the rest abad name
Keep up the good work Guido.
When I move back to the UK (ie after the next GE), I will buy you drink
A comment on Nadine’s blog …
“Typical spin from Number 10. The run Breaking News across the screen saying that McBride will not receive any severance pay, yet Frank Field was on earlier saying he’d been moved to another position in Downing Street.”
AJC
That’s because the BBC just spout anything that comes out of Downing Street as FACT. Hence Mark Easton looking a right twat when he spouted on about how crime was falling then the following day had to retract what he had said because big ears no Nokia had allowed crime figures to be released that he’d been told were not reliable.
The BBC don’t give a shit about journalism just keeping bogeyman in power.
To be fair to Mark Easton he’s got fed up with massaged figures and hit hard at Jacquiboots over the knife crime figures. And he’s just posted about the announcement of the proposal to deny benefits to alcoholics, pointing out that they are trying to distract attention from the emails scandal by re-announcing something already in a Bill.
More generally, the BBC seem to at last realised that the tide has turned against McBroon. Can we now expect Nick Robinson to make a critical post, if he ever returns from his holidays?
Watch for the BBC being emascualted once the Tories get in…
Watching sky News. Isn’t Lorna Dunkley really hot?
ALL of the Sky newsreaders are VERY hot (female ones, that is).
The rest should just fuck off.
you should see the Fox News babes !! Dee-lish………….
McMental’s handwritten letters of “regret” look as though he’s used the end of a shitstick to daub illegible words onto paper. The papers say that poor eyesight is the reason.
Why can’t the one-eyed idiot screw a monocle into his eye socket or does he think it may make him look like a one-eyed idiot with a monocle screwed into his eye socket?
Guido wears one sometimes
http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/4/0/3/5/3/MTS2_Bipsouille_319731_monocle.jpg
The epitome of sartorial elegance.
Why would a one-eyed idiot want to look even more twatlike by wearing a monocle?
He should take a tip from the police and wear a fucking balaclava.
A Bag would do.
Maybe it’s a ‘dirty protest’?
Thats bollocks, I lost the sight in one eye due to an sporting accident and it has hardly affected anything in my life, other than depth perception. I can write a letter without it looking like my 3yr olds crayon doodles.
This guy appears to be an even better shoot sprayer than these ZNL hoons; he will be available for service to the McBroon in around four years (or likely considerably less).
So I’m hoping all this has a punchline that doesn’t include clunking fists
Ha ha ha – clunking fist – I’d completely forgotten about that, I bet it can really hurl a Nokia.
BBC saying that there are calls for a change of culture in Downing Street – see, even they know that they are no more than bacteria but they have to say it in code.
The BBC can fuck off, duplicitous, lazy, Brown nosing, biased reporting.
They are traitors and deserve to hang.
“The BBC can fuck off, duplicitous, lazy, Brown nosing, biased reporting.
They are traitors and deserve to hang.”
Good point, well made.
My God what has happened to the Labour Party!! They are imploding like a Red Dwarf. Gordon’s henchmen are fighting a last stand. But for what? They have no beliefs, and nothing they do is worth believing in anymore.
They just spend cash to buy votes. Gordon Brown is running a giant political ponzi scheme and it’s now collapsing.
The sooner it completely collapses the better from the viewpoint of us ordinary people. A very quick kicking away from the trough for all of them will probably save us millions. I’m going to offer Job Retraining to unemployed NuLabour MPs & spinmeisters – ‘Would you like fries with that, sir?’ – it’ll take a couple of months to train them properly but hey, it’s the right thing to do.
for a get rich scheme that fails, they’re bankrupt
Hey! Leave Red Dwarf out of this. Those new episodes were ok (ish)
Evenings all.
I love British tradition that no-one tells fibbies in Commons of Parliament. Is like oathing, I thinks.
So, Minister for Digits (babushkas! he fattest son of mongoose this side of Urals, where you find enough food for him?) just stand up in House of Westminister and say,
“No. Not me. Hundred percent I swear I never sit right next to mad scotsperson, or ever speak with psycho therapissed with beard and strange smell, or say hot tory ladies sleeping arounds and abouts or going nutty, or man in suspenders was in blackanwhite ministrals. Definitely not me. On my grandmothers grave, even if she buried at sea.”
And everyone say,
“Fine, thanks God for that. Next act.”
And they go check out new website
http://www.comparethesmearcats.com
Simples.
Mongeese in the Urals?
You sure about that, comrade?
You think any meercat care over whereabout of mongooses, Urals or otherwises? Is like Libby Dems. Who is giving ermm… what Digits Minister not talking abouts.
That you, Stan?
Fake Stan. My guess is that real Stan still recovering from heart surgery.
Meercat wanker
It’s getting near to put up or shut up time for Guido I suspect – assertion after assertion about Mr Watson but where is the evidence?
who cares about proof the Goverment dont.
Why ar eyou saying that?
Zanulabour are imploding, Guido just provided the kindling so don’t blame the messenger, blame the vermin that believe that power is for ever, it isn’t it is and will only ever be temporary.
They have forgotten that.
Why don’t you let the judge decide that you twunt?
You’re sweating a lot aren’t you? It’ll do the fat fucker some good to wait and lose a few kilograms as the fear seeps from his body.
You mean the evidence that Watson’s a fat git? Use your eyes mate!
Now fuck off.
You still here with that tedious pseudonym?
Nah, this is waaay too much fun
You must either be Jimmy or David Boothroyd. Whatever, you’re a twat!
Hmmmm, soon be time foor you to wake up and smell the burgers. Every fucking day, that lovely burger smell on all your clothes, your skin, your hair, your acne. Ingrained into you, just like nastiness is engrained into Gorgon. After he’s fucked up the economy and led NuLiebore into the wilderness, your only choice will be MacDonalds or BurgerKing.
Or KFC…”Window Lickin’ Good”
NuLab are collapsing like the proverbial house of cards…
…the only question is who, or what, will be the one that gives it the ‘killing’ nudge?
Regardless, we should all savour these moments…’tis truly the end of this ramshackle shower of shitehawks
What truly worries me now is that as they see inevitable defeat approaching the mentality of these people will be to punish the British people for failing to achieve the dream. Expect to see 30% pay rises that the unions demand and as much of the powers of the UK government signed over to Brussels as they can manage.
Mark my words they will rather sink the ship then be pushed overboard
Expect to see bodies on lamposts when they try that stunt.
Wasn’t that Brown’s plan over the last few months anyway?
He’s just accelerating it
Anyone else notice how the Brown sheen of the G20 has vanished like the proverbial ‘snaw aff the dyke’?
If they go too far and cross the line of legality, I hope either the Queen or Police step in.
and that is truly fucking scary….
“he mentality of these people will be to punish the British people”
Yes and there’s a budget due on 22-Apr-2009.
I liken this draper, I mean drama, to a game of kerplunk being played by Guido (skillfully) and Brown. This is the game were you drop balls if you’re not careful were the sticks are poked.
By the way Liverpool are 2 nil up.
Yes, and Gordo is the captain of a well run ship.
QUOTE FROM BROWN RANT AT LAST PARTY CONFERENCE…….
“Why do we always strive for vileness?”Not because it makes good soundbites. Not because it gives good photo-opportunities. Not because it makes for good PR.
“No. We do it because vileness is in our DNA. It’s who we are and what we’re for. It’s why Labour exists. It’s our first instinct and the soul of our party.”
Maybe a cuppla typos in there, maybe.
There’s an extra inverted comma at the start of the third line.
Are you sure?
I thought Sarah said “Don’t hurt Gordon. He’s great with the kids. And if you are beastly to him, you will only get Miliband..and who wants that?”
Then some guff about water tank lagging and a cut in stamp duty by about the price of a second class stamp.{first time buyers only}
Casting for “All the Overspent’s Men”
Guido – pic
Dale – image
McBride – baby
Draper – ugly
Watson – here
Brown – och aye
Maguire – image
Prescott – pic
Thing is how many people really care whether Cameron or Osborne Lived out their youth, or indeed whether Mrs. Dorres has an exciting love life- perhaps Brown, Draper, etc. etc. think it normal to spend their spare time in front of a telly or tucked up with a really heavy book but nobody normal actually lives like that. I think most people (yes even including most prudes) are far more concerned to hear the truth- and the evidence at present is that they wont hear it from the currrent government.
Pity they never got round to publishing themselves- then it really could have been fun.
The pillock must be grossly unfamiliar with the rules relating to discovery to have initiated an action of this type: plenty of fun ahead, methinks.
Wonder why Carter Ruck didn’t advise him of that. Oh, wait… they’re lawyers, right? Kerching!
Step up Cherie, you know you want to…
But will we be paying?
No, you will be!
someone’s ‘uman rights must have been affected here
All that praise Obama heaped on Brown at the G20 Summit makes Mr President look pretty stupid as well as a poor judge of character.
He’s very ‘special.’
I remember the long pause when Nick Robinson asked Obama the ‘it started in America’ question
Took Obama a long time to answer, and when he did he waffled something about ‘some are guilty but we are all responsible’
Haven’t really seen much of Nick Robinson since
Robinson is toast.
Wonder how he is going to spin this one out to the benefit of the ‘Dear Leader’ when(if) he comes back?
I’m looking forward to Nick Robinson’s first blog when he gets back from holiday – probably an attack on Osborne for not predicting what’s in the budget (if there is one) or praising a 4.9% increase in production of tractor wheel nuts due to Gordon’s personal intervention.
Congratulations on already achieving more in the “2009 Gunpowder Plot ” than the old 1605 attempt, Mr Fawkes, and you deserve national recognition for public service in the true sense of the word. Wonder how a petition for a knighthood would be received by 10 Downing St…hmm…timing may be a bit of a hindrance…
Just hoping you still have plenty of “powder” stored somewhere safe to finish the job. If so, the way things are escalating you may not need to worry about keeping it dry for too much longer. If Frank Field’s post on his site is the norm of the Old Labour backbenchers, there will be mutiny in the air at Westminster afore long, methinks.
I think we are hearing the sound of ‘rolling shot’ now – a precursor to mutiny.
Long live Frank Field. The last honorable labour member who will hopefully be re-elected at the soon to come elections. We do need decent caring well-educated opposition, and Frank is The Best in ‘intelligent , committed and caring’ members of parliament ( I do hope you aren’t going to disappoint me when mp’s expenses are finally published)
Re Guido Fawkes – I’m hoping the Queen is going to Knight him for services to The Nation just as soon as the Conservatives get into power. He sure deserves it.
Until then – my waters, as a grandma, are telling me you must look to your back
Like ‘Sir’ Bob Geldof it will surely only be a ‘honorary title’…himself being a citizen of the Poblacht na hEireann and all that?
‘Sir’ Bob can fuck off too. Nasty messianic complex thing going on there.
Browns answer is the same as Geldoff’s
“Just give us the fucking money!”
The ship is sinking!
Bale out! Bale out!
No sod it!
Let’s build a mountain of shit for Cameron etc to deal with.
How long is it going to take to sort this lot out?
Who cares? Our pensions are ok.
Bound to be plenty of non exec directorships floating about?
Why am I so cynical?
AH! It’s called New Labour!
Go! Go! Be Gone! You immoral, greedy, corrupt, hypocritcal Dogs!
Christine Shawcroft [who said Derek Draper should be 'delivering leaflets' ] is on News 24 NOW
I suspect that she has been ‘spoken to’ since her suggestion that Draper stop pissing about with LabourList and start pounding the streets knocking on doors..
Who the hell is she? Part of the NEC?!?!? Jesus!
If they were digging the bottom of the barrel with Pound and Blears they have now excavated out the cellar with this one.
Is it really that desperate now in the Bunker that they are trotting out the cannon fodder?
Who is Christine Shawcroft ? ( I think we should be told? Ed.)
Listen, you bastards – I’m in charge, tomorrow I am banning the Internet in the UK.
e answer is nothing!
What are you plebs going to do about it, then? We all know the answer is NOTHING!!!
Spineless bastards.
Listen, you bastards – I’m in charge, tomorrow I am banning the Internet in the UK.
The answer is nothing!
What are you plebs going to do about it, then? We all know the answer is NOTHING!!!
Spineless bastards.
Guido, excellent work. You deserve a knighthood!
However, there seems to be a problem with the display of your pages that i’ve noticed on a few different PCs i’ve viewed you on over the last few weeks. Intermediate lines are being obscured partly or entirely.
Cant be my computers as they are modern and have the latest software.
More ‘black ops’ perhaps?
Good luck with the work!
Yeah I get that too. Fucking crap.
And where is the fancy moderation? And why do my comments never show up? Oh I see…
Try using Firefox. With this one you always get to see sites as they are supposed to be.
I agree !
Are you the other person who asks this every week?
I see Harman_Pride has fucked off. Not even the soulless NooLieBore Hoons believe in Brown anymore.
Coooeeee!
We’ve finished our Intensive Weekend for Progressives ‘n that, innit.
So now we can talk even more cross-cutting crap.
And we KNEW you’d miss us!!
Harman_Pride was McBride
Can that be traced? You know, wasting taxpayers money n all.
Bravo, simply and absolutely a magnificent piece of work Mr Fawkes, a breathtaking thing.
The foundations of Nu-Lab’s Palace of Westminster are blown apart, beyond repair, the super-structure now begins to fail, and collapse under the “gravity” of such a situation. We watch in glee, faith restored..
Looks like the bunch of Hoons in No10 are about to take another bg hit, this time from Europe.
http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article6091811.ece
“The European Commission has today started legal action against the Government over its failure to protect the privacy of British internet users.
The case was sparked by BT’s covert use of the controversial user-tracking technology Phorm on customers using its internet service in 2006 and 2007.
Phorm, a UK-based company founded in 2004, monitors users’ favourite sites and searches, and uses the information to deliver individually targeted advertising.
But today Viviane Reding, the European Union’s Commissioner for Information Society and Media, announced the first stage of legal action, saying that the Government had failed to implement European laws that protect internet users.
“Technologies such as internet behavioural advertising can be useful for businesses and consumers but they must be used in a way that complies with EU rules,” the Commissioner said. “These rules are there to protect the privacy of citizens and must be rigorously enforced by all member states.”
Excellent news. They’ll ignore it naturally.
A word to all those Labour MPs who were the victims of McMentals attack dogs in their “red on red” fratricide……what the hell are you all waiting for? This is your chance – stick the knife in.
What t
Some of them are…
http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2009/04/labour-mps-get-their-revenge/
Where is the day by day criticising of mass immigration by the Tory party? Where is the day by day fight against the closing of the A&e’s, the hospitals, the Police Stations, the Post Offices?
What about the 3000 plus new laws? How about the lack of privacy?
Is this the only way to wake them up?
Perhaps we should all make up false Emails.
Yes, GG, this worries me too. The Tories are standing in front of an open goal – yet seem so reluctant to strike. What’s it all about ?
“The Tories are standing in front of an open goal – yet seem so reluctant to strike.”
It does seem incredible.
Then again, who knows what the BBC and the MSM are failing to report?
“Tory criticises nulab” is a bit of a “dog bites man” news story.
However, it is clear that many people want to seem more of Dan Hannan’s type of speech.
best stand back and watch the fun. If they can weild their own knive on themselves its better than to be remembered in history for doing it for them.
Besides which the damage they do to themselves is ammunition for ‘the system didn’t work in the first place’ attacks.
Happy days
The Tories are utter shits too.
when the opposition are self-destructing a pretty good tactic is to stand and watch, ackchully
It is probably true that this Labour government is soon to be defeated but what does this mean.
Have we forgotten the evil Maggie, starve the health service, reduce the state pension to a pittence, decimate the inner cities particularly in the north, encourage greed and use unemployment as a weapon against workers.
Maybe Cameron is a more reasonable type but we should remember that the Tories have traditionally opposed anything that benefits the average citizen, old age pensions, the national health service, the minimum wage and votes for women are some examples.
We need guys like Gordon every so often to redress the balance he was undoubtedly the best chancellor of the last 50 years and has improved the lot of the poor and unerprivilleged beyong recognition. The health service in particular is unrecognisable from the shambles the last Tory outfit left us with. At least Cameron has promised to maintain spending levels in that area so it’s not all been wasted
Pity he didn’t have another term though we might have seen some meaningful electoral reform with PR then we could have rid ourselves of the Tories forever.
A one party state? Great idea…….
Gormless Gordon is the best Chancellor since Aethelbald of Wessex.
You did ther the story about stopping benefit for alcoholics earlier didn’t you?
Best finish the bottle quickly.
I’ll have a pint of what you’re drinking please – on expenses.
Brown was undoubtedly the worst chancellor in history. His cynical move to replace RPI with CPI was one of the biggest factors in creating the debt culture in the UK. It was a disastrous move, along with many others, which decimated the savigs ratio and led to 100,000 insolvencies per year – long before the “credit crunch”. You see, this was a crisis which started in BRITAIN and America.
No, he was an appalling chancellor. I had time for Blair, but never for Brown. I don’t have time for any of his potential Labour party successors, either. Sadly, it looks very grim for Labour for years to come. That is not good for democracy. Harriet Harm-Men? No, she will annihilate the party at the ballot box. Miliband has blown it, and Purnell will only leave secret documents/data discs/laptops or whatever lying around on trains. You might have a chance of staying in contention if you elect Frank Field as leader, but there is too much spite and vitriol about Labour for me to believe that will happen.
You stupid fucker! Go and whine somewhere else.
How is the drug rehab going, moonboy?
“Today, you may have a chance to show your talent for writing fiction.”
Thank Gord he’s going.
I’m lost for words, but I can always remember this phrase, when needed.
Go fuck yourself.
You know for future reference when emailing at work you can shorten that for use on the internet to GFY
Have you been in hospital recently, I suggest a visit to Stafford preferably with a life threatning injury, lets see how the HS has improved then.
“It is probably true that this Labour government is soon to be defeated but what does this mean.”
Freedom hopefully. An end to repressive, intrusive and stupid laws. An end to lies and spin, false accounting and dodgy statistics. The rolling back of the Nanny state. The wholesale booting out of lefties in the public sector, together with their political correctness, multi-culturalism and other ideological bollocks. Grandparents being able to adopt their orphaned grandchildren instead of them being fostered to a gay couple so a box can be ticked. The end of uncontrolled immigration. The end of criminalising ordinary citizens for trivial offences. The end of RIPA to spy on dog-fouling, bin lids and parents who send their kids to the wrong schools. The squashing of quangos, fake charities and think tanks. The de-politicisation and increased accountability of the police to the people, with prosecution for police officers who murder innocent members of the public. The prosecution of politicians who defraud taxpayers. Quite a large number of “Portillo moments” to enjoy on the night (especially Smith and McNulty) and the satisfaction of sending a personal “Bon Voyage” card to each member of the cabinet with “Good Riddance” inscribed inside.
Have I left anything out?
You forgot to mention illegal wars.
Lisbon treasonstitution
10p tax band?
Gold sell off, Brussels rebate fiasco, Concessions to Terrorists in N Ireland,
C-Diff, useless A level and GCSE grades, destruction of the Royal Navy (when Piracy, Drug and people smuggling is reaching new levels), break up of the union – pandering to unpleasant, vicious tribalism in Celtic parts on UK, promoting the sex industry (lapdancing clubs etc), promoting gambling (casinos), Uncontrolled immigration and demographic terrorism, granting moral equivalence to Islamo-fascism.
just a few that came to mind over a cup of tea.
“Today, you may have a chance to show your talent for writing fiction, but do not expect others to appreciate your efforts.”
That PR thing? It was a Labour manifesto commitment in 1997. What stopped you?
Thanks for the epitaph now collect your refund and fuck off
“Have we forgotten the evil Maggie, starve the health service, reduce the state pension to a pittence, decimate the inner cities particularly in the north, encourage greed and use unemployment as a weapon against workers.”
yeh right innit, Gordon Brown has really helped pensions bro.
and the nhs is not killing thousands of people a year with mrsa or ‘col difficile’ or just generally being shite like in Stafford.
and unemployment is like so much better these days right.
fuck me – you must be one of dem lefties yeh?
the best chancellor for 50 years????
For.Fucks.Sake…….
Where have you been ???? The guys is, was, and always has been a mendacious lying scheming knut – have you looked at the fucking economy before making your fucking stupid post ?
jesus wept……………………
Utter Rubbish !
Hopefully its all put in the right bins or we the Labour stazi will be after you
You deluded wanker.
I’d pay good money to see the queens of Zanulabour fighting (yes, in mud I think) to become the new leader of the party once Gurno does the honourable thing with a Luger.
There’ll be teeth, nails and expenses flying – what a laugh.
Lardy Jacqui, manhater Harriet and brown nose Hazel in a three way mud wrestle – I’ll be having nightmares about that scenario for years.
Ugh!
Timetable
13th Jan 2009 McBride sends eMails
14th Jan 2009 Tom Watson answers questions in House of Commons for the Power of Information task force.
Unfair partial quote, “the internet is driving changes in expectations about Government”
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/cgi-bin/newhtml_hl?DB=semukparl&STEMMER=en&WORDS=tom%20watson&ALL=&ANY=&PHRASE=%22tom%20watson%20%22&CATEGORIES=&SIMPLE=&SPEAKER=&COLOUR=red&STYLE=s&ANCHOR=90114-0001.htm_spmin2&URL=/pa/cm200809/cmhansrd/cm090114/debtext/90114-0001.htm#90114-0001.htm_spmin2
Choice. Thanks for this link. (I would paste but its Crown). Q – Maude. A- Watson. (Internal jobs for the boys and girls)
Nice quote.
So the internet is now being accused of bolstering morality and ethics.
Who the fuck would have thought it?
Give a man enough rope and he will hang himself!
No no no
Give US enough rope and we’ll hang the lot!!!
I think a party has already sorted out the lamp -posts
Not rope old boy, piano wire…
Or give Richard Timney enough rope and he’ll get Jacqui to tie him up and give him a good porn fuelled wank
Here’s a word for you Guido – ‘internecine’
I’ve always thought it was spelt ‘internicene’, till now, thanks Anon
got it mixed up with Buddica and her Iceni rebellion methinks, in my mis-spent youth
Heads on poles – yes, but haven’t you heard the ugly rumour that the same ‘stitch-up’ merchants who put Brown into Number 10 are trying to get that chinless wonder Ed ‘So What’ Balls in as Gordon’s replacement…
It is a bit like looking at the England football team and thinking ‘Is this really the best these islands have to offer ?’
That is a frightening proposition.
I won’t sleep tonight – no, I mean it.
Which house would he live in if he became PM?
Idiot!
He’ll live in 10 Downing Street.
And rent the other two out, whilst Yvette claims full 2nd home allowance…..
Perhaps Newcastle rather than England. Balls is in the line up on this. He was at the Wednesday meetings. Putting him forward makes making Alan Shearer a manager look really really smart.
Ugly Rumour, now there’s a thought!
Yes because the plan to get Brown in really worked didn’t it.
PLEASE, please foist Balls on us…NuLab will go down to 5% in the polls
Mr & Mrs Balls in 10 Downing Street? Sounds like bollocks to me.
Guido
Yo remind me of a cat playing with a mouse. The mouse still thinks there’s a chance of escape even when you have your paw on its tail
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
BREAKING NEWS
Plans being drawn up ‘at the centre’ to feed disinformation, inaccuracies LIES and poison to Guido in a plot to discredit him if he runs it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ENDS
Much too clever for them.
Fuck that Huhne Brown. Fuck that Huhne Balls. Fuck that Huhne Harman, Fuck that little gremlin Blears and most of all fuck that little Huhne Watson.
GIVE US THE FULL STORY, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUSSSSSSSSS, I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE
Harriet Harman is actually quite hot.
Dear boy, as your grandmother would tell you, only if you are dead from the neck down!
she will be, let me just get my petrol can.
That actually says more about you than it does about her.
Rory is spot on.
I have had many a “knee trembler” with Hattie.
A right go-er,know what I mean
Great video – worth a watch. Blame on policy…
http://www.politicshome.com/Landing.aspx?Blog=7108&perma=link#
Right, let’s get that kettle on and listen to the ‘World Tonight’….
You’ve got the wire round the bastards’ scrotum, and now your tightening it. Pull hard, Guido.
Guido self harms and you are encouraging him Ian – are you Ian Dale?
I didn’t know Guido self-harmed and you are encouraging him Ian???
New here?
I forgot one apostrophe, Kris (and an ‘e’), and you didn’t spot the position of another. Careless things, comments.
Yes, Penguin.
Terribly careless, Chris. You failed to spot that I’m a Sassenach and he’s a Scots bastard. Also, I’m sorry about your stutter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres an echo in here…here …..here………..here
What a wonderful time the internet has given me, I do enjoy mud.
Well what a turn up for the books. Sleaze in Westminster? How shocking. I wonder what will happen next week…?
Labour bye bye.
Wrong name
should be Knee Burk
Purnell’s toast – yes, we pay for it.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1108146_mp_defends_expenses
Just a reminder before News at 10.
ITV obviously, not BBC
another trougher who has supposedly not broken the rules
Knut!!!
He was on BBC, but in Dewsbury, laying down a curtain of tartan smoke and stinking of YSL, Buckie and piss.
Always knew the little kunnter was a wrong ‘un.
From pb,com
Good post
————————————————
PRANK emails. Unbeatable.
This project was concocted on taxpayer’s money, from the heart of Downing Street. It was devised by leading figures in the Labour party, and close allies of the Prime Minister. They hoped to spread malicious sexual smears about leading Tories – and their wholly apolitical wives, and thereby “destabilise” the opposition.
And he calls this project… “prank emails”.
I rather like this new addition to the English lexicon. It could be used in so many ways. Jacqui Smith could write a similar letter: “I regret so much has been made of my prank expense claims, and indeed my husband’s prank wank. These were not meant to be taken seriously.”
Hell, maybe Osama bin Laden could make peace with the West: “I would like to express my regret that our prank beheadings of infidel crusaders have been so widely viewed on the internet. I have written to the makers of the breadknife.”
And so on and so forth.
by SeanT April 14th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Watergate was just some high jinks you know, nothing to do with me
Yup – that whole invading other countries gig? – just a bit of a lark – not to be taken too seriously really
Cameron Stands head and shoulders above these lice
L is for Labour
L is for lice
He has a fine wife who makes her own dosh
He wears M&S suits and looks good
McHoon wears espoke , looks like a piss stained tramp and is married to Sarah
When McMental had children that were illl Cameron wished them well and meant it.
McMental saw Camerons family as a target.
David, next PMQs just walk over and punch that creature right in the mouth,better still bitch slap him
He isnt worthy of manly punch
when is next PMQs? gotta be interesting right?
No, I keep telling you (and him!) – grab the Mace, and smash his head in. It’s what it ws made for, defence of the realm. Then whack Ed Balls a few times, and Jack Straw. By this time the Tory front bench will have woken up and be joining in, big time. The Speaker will suddenly find that the despatch box has been inserted violently up his fat arse, Harriet Harman’s ugly gob will be stuffed full of order papers. The Limp Dumbs will just sit and watch, but there’ll be blood and small amounts of brains all over the NuLiebore benches. Please!
I would so love to see that! Brown outside now you monocular Hoon! Followed by sounds of a head being repeatedly smacked against a wall!
Adam Boulton-Sky News says-
The point about Mr Fawkes is that he undertands what he is trying to do and is putting his heart and soul into it. Political blogging is not just a matter of ‘thinking up a a few smears and sending them out on email’ ( reference to Mc Bride/Draper/Watson/Mc Broon policy?)(Sorry forgot Mr Watson hasn’t yet seen them) – Adam Boulton continues – Congratulations Mr Fawkes- Stick to the Day Job Prime Minister ” This is a TRUE comment see Adam Boulton on Sky.
My comment – day job isn’t going to last much longer.
Shouldn’t that be “day jobbie”?
‘wee jobbie?’
Contrast how Ian Watson on BBC1 news sucked up to fatty boy (suggesting the Tories are milking it) and Tom Bradby who really laid into some Nu Liebour wanker using words like ‘disgusting’
Sky giving the one eyed tartan prat a kicking as well.
Never mind Toenails Robinson will be back from holiday soon the Brown will get a real kicking!
Did you mean to say, “When Toenails is back Brown will get a real licking”?
There has been a change of tone at Sky. Started when Boulton put a shot across Campbell’s bows. A trend of being tough on Labour and the causes of Labour may be developing.
I suspect Rupe is getting ready to change horses. Note too the Sun’s virulent attacks on Govt.
Next we will have Peter Riddell of Times making a few positive comments about Cameron and adopting a less obsequoius tone towards Brown.
Tide is going out for NuLab
Did Barack and Michelle Obama pick a Portuguese Water Dog because it’s got long black dreadlocks?
http://www.pups4sale.co.nz/portuguese_water_dog_03_puppies_for_sale.jpg
They called it ‘Bo’.
Please, please someone tell me that ‘Bo’ doesn’t stand for ‘Barack Obama’
The guy is an utter narcissistic twat
Come on G. Let’s give the guy a chance.
Bugger Off
erm – well – bo does stand for Barack Obama – innit?
Er – Bo Diddley, I believe.
Is the dog fond of watersports?? Maybe fondlebum should get one.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/jun/08/conservatives.partyfunding?gusrc=rss&feed=politics
Manchester evening News
MP defends expenses
Chris Osuh
April 13, 2009
CABINET minister James Purnell has defended his use of MPs’ allowances after claims he puts grocery bills of up to £400 a month on expenses.
The Work and Pensions Secretary, who represents Stalybridge and Hyde, is the latest MP criticised for his use of tax-free second home allowances.
Leaked documents allegedly reveal that even though Mr Purnell earns £142,000 a year, he charges the taxpayer for the food he eats.
A spokesman for the politician said that Mr Purnell had not done anything against the rules and supported the reform of the allowances system.
It is alleged Mr Purnell, 39, has clawed back £9,094 he has spent on groceries in five years.
He can’t complain if he gets the trots.
Why wait for reform why not just stop claiming for this stuff you wanker ?
Hope the bastard chokes on something.
Hope the bastard chokes on some of it.
hope the bastard chokes on ALL of it.
Hope someone chokes the bastard
I feel honoured to pay for the food this man eats.
Horrible thought but does that mean his “deposits” are now owned by the taxpayer. If we didn’t get enough crap from these twats in the first place.
Tom Bradby on ITN has just gone for Brown. I think he really is finished. Hope so.
Milliband secundus looked a bit scared when being interrogated by Bradby.
Is Ed the ‘punchbag’ who drew the short straw for the kicking tonight (a la C4, ITV, etc)?
where is Harman ? where is Blears ?
Harm-Men and Blears are both cowards. Brown’s nasty tactics have been exposed, and nobody wants to stand by him.
They won’t go on telly to defend him, it might cost them votes in the leadership election.
I’m surprised Blears is making the poo stones. She just makes up her own interview anyway.
I saw the interview with Ed Milipede being kebabed.He did a great goldfish impression-mouth opens but no sound emerges.He’s even more weird than his brother.Brown doesn’t surround himself with anyone to give any confidence.
Google “Tory Sleaze” it’s scary.
I did just that and got 122,000 hits
Then I googled “Labour Sleaze” and got 1.3 trillion: no sorry that was the Budget Deficit. I got 130,000. for Labour sleaze.
I suspect this will be the only race Gordon’s morons will win
Ha hA. Respect to the gag.
Mmmmm, can you smell the burgers yet?
Mmmmm I think the Perks & Pensions Sec oughta get the Taxpayer’s plastic out and get a few beers in.
Gordon Brown is gay.
Mandelson keeps going round saying I’m gay.
You are fucking gay.
You like mighty fine in those jeans boy
dingaling a ling a ling dingaling a ling
I was at dinner with Gordon when he started shouting about being gay. The other diners thought I was propositioning him, but the fat fairy was actually propositioning me.
Oy vai!!
Ooh you bitch
Ooh you are such a bitch
No Chance. Any decent gay person would puke at the thought.
Visited Gordon “Mugabe” Brown’s constituency recently. They now hate him up there as well, but will always vote labour because that is the height of Scottish politics. The interesting part is they all say he is a shirt lifter, pillow biting, donut-punching, out and out homosexual, and his wife is just a beard. Due to his impotent nature there is probably more chance that Mandelson fathered the child! Him and Mandelson must have had something at some point in the past or why all the animosity!
What about an FOI requesting copies of all text messages from his phone to the blessed Damien and Derek. That could be revealing
Stan
If you are reading this, we all owe you big time. If Guido has brought about the coup de gras, you sharpened the axe.
here here ,get writing Stan hope all is well and the plumbers sorted you out
Guido, when are you releasing the killer emails that conclusively link Gordon Brown to the smear campaign?
I can’t wait much longer. I’m so excited I think I’m going to burst!
you must remember the mantra ‘ slowly slowly catchee monkee’. Grandma knows best.
in some ways i share your thoughts. But since they have spent twelve years fucking our country up, lets take our time and watch the bastards squirm!
Its a slow fuse
As a pensioner who spends less then £50 a week on groceries for me and my troublous tribe, and another £10 for petrol to occasionally run my trusty mini , in between my trips on my rusty bike to pick up my newspaper in the morning I do not understand why these MP’s need such large sums of my taxpaying monies to do their job. Can someone please tell me what their job is? Sorry for my ignorance.
Nothing to do with the actual job, nell. Just plain old greed.
To keep you in the high life you’re accustomed to.
Those white lines don’t pay for themselves.
What nice supporters you have, Mr Guido.
Your point is?
It means that we, the supporters of Guido, are decent caring human being’s out for the social good- not money grabbibg mp’s out for ourselves. Please forgive me the Wi – sometimes we just must be anarchic or do I mean that we are actually socially caring human beings wanting a real democracy?
What nice Labour MP’s and advisors we have Mr Paine.
It wasnt us who bankrupted the country was now !
Paine by name, paine by nature.
Thanks!
The real Tom Paine would be right at home here.
Go and have a chat to Dr David Kelly’s ghost.
Further to the Police Action in Nottinghamshire the other day would it be possible for a round up of 100 or so Labour MP’s prior to the resumption of Parliament after the Easter break on the grounds of reasonable suspicion that they intend to continue to fuck up the country over the next session of Parliament. In my day this course of action would not be a problem at all.
Sir, I believe we could catch them unawares when they have their heads firmly in the trough and wont see us coming !
http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/teens/
Read this an prepare to puke!
What a Hoon.
Watson should go to the nearest sink estate and try that old bollox on with the local teens. He’d get his spleen cut out and shoved up his arse.
I’ve just puked in my pot plant. Poor thing.
“WARNING: Getting involved in politics may cause premature ageing and a sudden loss of friends.”
Least of your problems old chap. You may also turn into a complete and utter lardarse Hoon.
Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably bad.
Please tell me that’s a spoof, or a hack, or an April fool joke
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha – gotta be a spoof – surely ffs?
“Tom’s well-up on the Interwebnet, and he won’t harsh your buzz or dis you down the line”
WTF!!!!!! does that mean???
So much shit hitting just one fan. lol Brown is very much yesterday’s man. Labour’s next problem is choosing a new leader. Not a single member of the current cabinet is untainted and no honest man would choose to be associated with any of them. Election looming. All prayers answered. Thank you God and thank you Guido.
Yes! Frank Field. I’m a Conservative voter- but he is a DECENT man and I would support him. Hope he’s around for a long time yet. I think I must knit him one of my shapeless jerseys. Very reliable person – not at all like Mr Watson/Mr Broon or Mr Mc Bride . Sorry I forgot to mention Mr Draper. (Has he returned from his holidays yet?)
Not that I’m aware but I would like to buy 5000 gigars off of her
Christ, not Frank Field! He could actually get the sods re-elected
Decent people don’t go round saying fucktard things about limiting immigration.
Give none of them any quarter. When they all thought it was going right they were silent.
Hoons the lot of them
Guido.
You have him the fat hoon by the throat.
Please deliver the Coup De Grace NOW .
No! No! Guido is pacing this just right. Patience.
How many times must Grandma say it – ‘
slowly slowly catchee monkey -
Adam Boulton says ‘ Guido knows what he’s doing.
Let’s have some faith here- besides I have an apple pie to cook.
Paitence i know but its like waiting for Crimbo in August
Read Openess stuff on his site. I reckon Tommy’s open Gov will up his arse now.
Why has James Purnell defended Brown when it was Brown who got McBride to smear Purnell as gay?
Rachel Sylvester is puzzled about this too.
James wants his grocery expenses approved.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1108146_mp_defends_expenses
Ceasar “et tu Bruti ? ”
Cabinet ” yeah well you know how it is, its within the rules you know ”
Curtain and applause .
The End
Wow just seen the News At Ten on ITV, both fucking barrels at the Scottish Prick, that’s it he’s finished.
http://www.itv.com/Channels/ITV1/default.html?vodcrid=sim1
All the papers will now be wondering if a front page redraft may be fitting.
After watching Chelsea beat Liverpool tonight and the ITV news after, it just doesn’t get any better does it?
The Doors
This is the end my Lonely friend the end.
Don’t write him off. Big Ed Milliband is defending him to the hilt on Newsnight.
“Gordon Brown would never sanction this kind of behaviour and this sort of low politics.”
Then some G20 bollocks, health service , education getting on with the job.
Newsnight would have done as well to get the bloke who comments here with the ‘Was N’ae me’ on. Its as believable as an excuse.
Excellent. Don’t believe anything until it has been officially denied.
Racist Fucktard.
And you sir, are an English prick.
Less of the Scottish downgrading please. The bastard is in your country, get rid of the arsehole yourselves. Richard III you people aren’t!
Sorry One Eyed Prick.
No way, the snot gobbler is going back up north sonny.
All your IP addresses have been recorded. You WILL be arrested in the early hours on election day. We might release you after the election results have been announced.
all our IP addresses are recorded all the time
ZaNuLab – it’s what we do…
Oh dear it looks like you might not have mine
Re above
Superintendent Plod, Ive been tasked to brief my arrest teams but Gordo wont tell us when the election is going to be, how long should I keep the men on stand by ?
KRRCCHH.. Beep- Yeah copy that Sgt Knacker , We will let you know but the “go signal” will be when a fat retarded hoon gets out of a landrover (not a cab) in front of No 10 with the secret document on show-Over – Beep – krrcchh…..
Alice Miles launches a blistering attack on “Dirty Brown” in tomorrow’s Times:
“Getting rid of Mr McBride is not going to resolve that, nor will it end the culture of terror. Senior Labour figures are aware that the techniques used to stifle dissent against Mr Brown in the past are already being used to manipulate the succession in favour of Mr Balls. “They are going to do it again with the succession to Gordon,” said one former Cabinet minister yesterday, “because it’s worked for them so far. They are having a good go at Harriet [Harman]. They are beginning to train their sights on James [Purnell].”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/alice_miles/article6094124.ece
“They are beginning to train their sights on James [Purnell].”
So it’s Brown and co who released the stuff about Purnells expenses which appeared in the press today.
I suppose that Purnell could become the main threat to Brown and his homunculus Balls.
Ed Balls as Leader? The fish in my pond are suddenly having a sick day at such news. Frank Fields is the man!- anything less intellectual and Labour should not bother, Of course better than Ed Balls might be Prescott but I don’t think the electorate in my age range would tolerate that. Unfortunately we carry the biggest percentage of the vote. It’s our taxes that are paying for MP’s expenses whilst we’re having to eat less fruit veg and meat.
Let them pick Balls – it would be the end of the Labour party as we have known it for 100 years. They would be annihated at the polls.
And, whoever takes over would have no option but to go the polls. Or Thailand may well ensue.
The queen is dead err…Long live the queen?
Newsnight getting nicely stuck in – oohh – Gavin drops in the fact that he is “a Prime Minister we didn’t elect”!
Ha ha ha
Guido – you are the one.
Racist fucktard.
Why no Tories on Newsnight? Why no Guido?
“When I move back to the UK (ie after the next GE)”
I’d give it a year or two at least.
Now Gavin Esler has ripped into Ed Miliband. ‘The fish rots from the head.’
Yes, he did seem rather upset with Millicreep and also gave Vaseline sthort shrift. There seemed to be something quite angry about Esler tonight. Good for him.
Newsnight had a good piece on the police state we now live in. Disgusting.
Watch your back Guido and well done on exposing this nest of vipers.
Let’s not forget the BBC are nulaber rent-boys.
One swallow does not make a summer (according to Mandelson).
quite balanced for Aljabeeba…
Are the rats deserting the sinking ship?
and bonus points to Newsnight for using Rory Gallagher, Ireland’s finest axe-man, as part of the soundtrack
Yean man; they’ve got Taste
It is alleged Mr Purnell, 39, has clawed back £9,094 he has spent on groceries in five years.
Will expense-a-holics be made to undergo treatment ?
Our rt. dis-hoonourable mps have troughed £93million in benefits…….
the only problem is that we can never catch them working!!!!!!
Isn’t kleptomania on the list of sins to be treated by the Ludovico Technique?
He and the others really do need a good tolchocking!
James Smirkwell is the Perks and Pensions Secretary.
As such he is right up there in the pecking order at the Taxpayers’ Trough.
THINKS: Can you have a pecking order at a trough ??
Snuffling rights perhaps ??
Put my supper on the Tesco Express Account paid for by HMRC
The other bastards will be no different. Things may feel rather less shitty very temporarily but the sham of democracy will continue unabated.
Vote independent, vote anyone but the bastard parties who have a stranglehold on the country. Why should they always expect an automatic look in.
It is not a human right that Lab, Cons, Libdem should expect a fair turnout for their cause – supported by their usual suspect arse-licking MSM
All the parties have shown their uselessness over the past decade.
Kick all the bastards out, they’re all taking the piss.
vote independent indeed – make a start by texting WILBAR01 to 86837
Agreed but don’t split the vote and let Labour in through the back door. Vote Tory get the mess sorted then vote independent next election. Hold your nose if you have to while doing it.
Target No 1 must be to utterly and totally destroy Labour as any form of fighting force that cannot revisit us, our children or even their granchildren the same Labour disaster on the British people for a third time.
Job done.
clouded by his hatred …
classic on the newsnightie against McBrune.
any got any AC/DC tickets at o2 for thursday?
WF: bring back WF
Just been over to Watson’s web site. Here’s his attempt to get down with the kids. I don’t think any irony was intended (warning: if there are any young people in the vicinity, ensure they avert their eyes NOW:
“We know that you’re too busy fighting off your biological urges and being l33t hax0rs to Get Involved, but politics is cool, m’kay?Nobody ever seems to do anything for The Kids! All the decisions are made by suits, man. That’s so lame!!! We know you think of yourselves as responsible citizens, but what you wanna do is turn that thought into an action, dudes.
Get involved – to the extreme!
The BBC politics for kids/teens site is, like, totally wacked! Ditto for the Parliament education site, which even has a section for younger yoof. Fanta-stick!
YoungGov is totally the business for having your say, and there are even wicked Youth Parliament sites for the UK, Scotland and Europe.
(Hey, chill with the anti-Europe vibes already! You totally won’t be able to wear the word ‘fcuk’ on your shirt anymore if we break our connection with France, y’dig? ROFFLE!)
So, cut it with the bling bling and do something for the community, man. Join in and take action with any of the groovy sites we’ve listed, or just drop Tom a line for a quiet rap by the electronic e-mail. Tom’s well-up on the Interwebnet, and he won’t harsh your buzz or dis you down the line.
WARNING: Getting involved in politics may cause premature ageing and a sudden loss of friends.’
Quote
Tom a line for a quiet rap by the electronic e-mail.
Unquote
Sounds disturbingly close to grooming
arf
Oh. My. God.
That is all.
I think he’s having a breakdown. Best leave him alone for a while.
Shear frightfulness.
Wow its always funny when middle aged white guys try to be ‘street’. Is he politics equivalent of the embarrassing dad?
TW: So what you up to tonight son? You hanging with da homiez? You want your Dad to come along and teach you to be real street?
Son: No Dad, Just No
I showed this stuff to my daughter and she thought he came over ‘a bit pervy’
Keep up the pressure guido and they will go soon
Hi Anonymous you old duffer, are you now Guido’s official cheerleader???
Oh god, you’re back. Are you one of dolly’s friends?
I see El Reg gave this entire thing a good review from a tech pov
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/14/labour_email_smear/comments/
although this was interesting
http://freebornjohn.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/labourlist-has-some-strange-bedfellows/
All this wonderful manure, do you people have no homes to go to?
You were hear around the same time last night weren’t you? The same question could equally be asked of you.
Thats the daftest question I’ve seen in months – even worse than the last one. Are you “Dirty European Socialist”?
KA
Pulled the Labour fucked night shift this week did we
I reckon Kate Hoey ad Frank Field should run for joint leadership with Dennis Skinner as the new Speaker
I like Dennis Skinner wasn’t he at Eton?
You know, if you’re going to keep trolling over here from the pathetic LiebourLost.org you could at least try and keep up a reasonable standard of wit and/or repartee. You’re not a very good ambassador for the lunatic fringe.
If you’re going to keep trolling over here from LiebourLost.org you could at least try and keep up a reasonable standard of wit and/or repartee. You’re not a very good ambassador for the lunatic fringe.
Buzz is, Brown will call an election in June.
Buzz off, let the fucker suffer until the bitter end.
No really. I am serious.
You misheard dude – “Brown will get an erection in June”
well first time in years he will have 2 working eyes
joolz
Will he fuck. That’s a bluff to keep the traitorous 400 Labour MP’s in line. It’s a John Major gambit. Back me or lose another 200K of expenses and an extra years index-linked pension payout.
If Major could pull it off with a majority of 6 or 7 or whatever the fuck it was then Brown will walk it with a majority of 70. If Brown and his fucking scum party allow us an election at all it will be June 2010. And if it is on a Thursday (as it has been by convention for fucking years) it will only be because the five year anniversary happens to be a Thursday. A one in seven chance of a Thursday election. What odds Ladbrookes on any other day?
June 11th, 2009.
June 11 2009? WTF? The General election of 2005 was, according to Google held on 5th May 2005 so under the courageous leadership of Kim-Gordon Brown-Il-Jong it will be held on either 4th or 5th May 2010 depending on the legal interpretation of within 5 years.
Maybe that’s what Labour’s Go Fourth campaign is alluding to. May the Fourth go with you. Anyway, according to my calendar that makes it a Tuesday- (4th) or a Wednesday (5th).
Now it may be that there is a law that elections must be called within five years but with a polling date no later than (say) 4 weeks after an election being called but I confess I don’t know the detail. But with Brown, if there is no requirement for an election after (say) four weeks after suspension of parliament then I fully expect he’ll suspend Parliament on 4th/5th May 2010 with a polling date of May 4th 3010.
4th July? Independence from a non-representative tax thief?
Thought he’d be sharing my cell so I could get out quicker by throttling the twat.
Why is Mrs Balls not Mrs Balls? Is it becasue peopel would snigger behind her back? Ed has to put up with it. She should be a good little wife and support fully. I wonder? Do they have any little balls?
Yes in what they thought was a posh school shhh!
actually it was reported it was threatened with special measures last year by OFSTED.
You would think that as one of the Dads was the Eduekation secrateri fings could be done and stuff.
Having such familiarity with the procedure, Watson has managed to stab himself in the back whilst shaving that cannibal’s cooking pot sized head of his.
By the way, where are Whelan, Mandlegoebbles and the rest of the Bot fly genus? Conspicuous by their collective silence, it seems.
Cowards.
Never forget Mandlebums involvement. The draper runt wouldn’t take a shit without asking which cubicle first.
Murdoch’s representative on earth appears in the Broonograph with a reasonably pro-Cameron piece.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/5154719/David-Cameron-may-morph-from-PR-to-PM.html
However, I don’t think Rupert has completely sealed the deal…
“Still, it is early days. Labour can reasonably claim to have prevented a complete meltdown of the financial system; the economy might be turning up when Brown at long last faces the voters; and the PM is a master at doling out vote-winning benefits to key constituencies, many of them frightened of losing access to the Treasury teat should the Tories take over. Never underestimate the flexibility of a Kirkaldy-bred Keynesian.”
Hedging their bets, useless fair-weather fuckers.
Sorry have I wandered into the Conservative Party Conference held this year in Norman Tebbitland?
I am homeless mate
“have I wandered into the Conservative Party Conference held this year in Norman Tebbitland”
No.
Does that help, fuckwit?
“I am homeless mate”
You got a computer and an internet connection in your cardboard box?
Or are you just a lefty-anarcho-greeny bullshitter?
Is it a “Sly Broadbox” connection so don’t dis the man on his street no wat I mean dude
(hat tip Watson blog)
by the way Alienz why do you have a name that sounds like a Indian 1960′s coupe’?
The Telegraph is a crock of shite.
Elementary my dear Watson!!!!!!
So what if who ever went to what ever raves and took X amount of drugs…..
Since the 60s we have had a drug culture at the core of youth culture….yes drugs can kill you but so does butter, eggs and sugar if misused. And yes drug misuse can tear apart families and ruin lives we all know that but they are here and we need proper education on them not finger pointing……”You smoked a spliff once nuu nuu nuu nuu nuu”
Most people I know and that includes doctors, solicitors, police, bank managers and teachers have taken drugs and some of them have taken alot of them I know I was there when they did it and so did I and so did probably 90% of you reading this…..One of the dangerous things about being young is you feel like your goingto live forever so you do silly things then you grow a bit older and wise up the pattern is as old as man and will never change….
Smear efin Smear thats all politics is these days I feel so angry and let down by our government and infact I dont think we have any effective opposition in the two parties in this 3 horse race (One with a dodgy leg) either even though I like Cameron….
Give me 10 days and the resources and I could put a better cabinet together than presented by the 3 main parties in the u.k.
But what would be the point? who would care?
Guido – If it truly is your 40th birthday. Happy Birthday. I am old and must now go to bed but I genuinely wish you All The Very Best. I’ve forgotten what it is to be 40 but I haven.t forgotten what it is to be decent, human and caring. Most of Labour (except Frank Fields) it seems has maybe forgotten, but more likely has never even known. Expenses, Expenses Expenses seem to be the message. Let’s rake them in before the next election leaves us without a job. That seems to be their purpose now. Or in Gordon’s case, Power Power Power and let’s kill anything that looks like democracy or decency. His overpowering purpose seems to be ‘Let’s kill off any green shoots of decency, caring, better days, or anything related to fairplay or intellect. whilst we are still in power. Burnt earth and ashes’ Whe he has gone we are going to prove him wrong – as old as we are.
As I have said before, ‘slowly slowly catchee monkee and watch your back’.
Don’t forget you need your beauty sleep. Sweet dreams.
Why doesn’t the Queen use her only power and dissolve Parliament. You’d think she’d be fucking gagging to do it, the way these bastards are showing the U.K. to the rest of the world.
She did take the unprecedented step of summoning the governor of the BoE….probably more going on there than we think.
As a monarchist I’d like to think she is doing something or I could quite easily lose faith and turn Republican. After all what is the point of being Head of State of you allow this shit to continue. Here in the Netherlands the Queen has been closely involved with Minsters over the current economic crisis and clashes heads when necessary. Tough woman.
The British ‘Do nothing’ Monarchy it seems.
Dennis Skinner as Speaker ? Will the last sensible Anglo Saxon person switch out the light before catching a plane to New Zealand.
Sorry I was going to bed until I saw your posting. I think Dennis Skinner would be absolutely perfect as Speaker. You have to admit he’s a thousand times more eloquent and honest than Martin. I wonder what the Arabs thought about Martin this Easter as he was sponging off their very elegant and generous hospitality. The Arabs, of course, are very hot on the integrity of the man. Martin of course has none, ‘integrity’ or ‘ ‘man thingy’ . Even as a Grandma I recognise that.
OT Esler & Mair both gave Millipede Minor some stick today but he spouted the same identical old rubbish about ‘Our Gordon’ focussing on the G20 and not the shite on his own doorstep & war room!!
WTF!!
so he took his eye off the ball then? The retard should still resign
On Easter Sunday my 13 year old son announced that he was £30,000 in debt because of Gordon Brown, and had no intention of repaying that and would be leaving the country asap.
My son is autistic.
So is Gordon.
Your son is now bard.
Autistic children are actually very very clever. They do see things in a slightly different way sometimes which is why they are on occasions misunderstood and can lets be truthful be a handful to say the very least.
Just remember the example of the autistic lad that was taken to London and shown the skyline and came back home and drew it. It was considered so good they took the picture back to London and compared it. It was nigh on perfect in all respects. Something McDoom could never do.
But clever autistic children can do all these sort of things and commonly do. I would lay odds Bardirect’s youngster can do something similar but with numbers. Certainly sounds like a better chancellor option than the one over the last few years anyway.
Shit …. I hate going back to work after being on holiday!
I am homeless in Norman Tebbitland
On yer bike sunshine!
Homeless, friendless,gormless and hopeless.
I’ll leave you to chatter away to yourself: beware, it is the first sign of being a Labour supporter.
Well get on your bike and fuck off then
Would do but some young scroat from the sink estate round the corner just half-inched the bastard. Off down the cop shop to get Plod to give him a good twatting round the back of the legs for his trouble
Don’t worry Alien. It’s just a phase. A lot of 16 year olds get their kicks from psychotropics.
Well,Dolly,wait till you see what your fan club has been commenting on the Amazon website for your influential tome ‘Life Support’
It was written “at” Berkley, you know
Berk Lie is the correct spelling.
Oh Don’t be silly. He was only NEAR there not AT there or IN there. We must be precise in these things.
Well, to be fair he’s got a map with it on.
Hold on – it could have been Yale or Harvard. They do sound similar.
I am a Harvard Academic, we wouldn’t let Draper in.
AljaBeebas only saving grace is Laura Tobin the weather girl.
I do wish someone would tell Milliband frere NOT to wear too much eyeliner
It makes Mrs Madd terribly restless
They think trying to smear Guido about taking drugs in the past is gonna make him unpopular lol.
Does the right hand of the labour party even no what the left hand is doing anymore?
For example senior cabinent members of said party admitting to being past dope heads in public lol.
Fat boy Watson obviously isn’t hired for his IQ skills, another fat peice of shit that gives it out but can’t take it.
oh now i see- it is all guidos fault!
everything the labour party have ever done has been guidos fault……..
70% of voters are not stupid-
the others just have their own selfishness at heart……
It was not Guido’s fault – not unless he was in America. You do not understand – it all started in America.
p.s. I think the next unelected PM should be a woman, and the choice is obvious (no, I do not mean Mandelson)
“Does the right hand of the labour party even no what the left hand is doing anymore?”
Absolutely the left hand is for the Sky TV control and the right hand is for …a ..cough!.. well… you know.
“Representing the prime minister and the government”
looks like he was right then – technology has changed HIS life!
Seems like there is a Commons link to theredrag.co.uk
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6094572.ece
Now who paid for the registration?
got to be a credit card somehere, wonder if its a government issued one?
joolz
Online domain registrations are normaly done with credit/debit cards.
Should the registrant be anyone other than the names in the frame at present then this could certainly be viewed as a conspiracy (other than a juvenile prank by one individual) in my opinion. We will see.
Well Joolz,
A credit/debit card for online payment needs to have a correct address for an online payment to be successfully processed. If the card details do not match the address the payment process is denied.
The address given in the Times article is
“House of Commons”
We just need a name now
If we’re really lucky it’ll appear on one of the little piggy’s expense claims when they finally get published…
Apparantly done with Gordo the clowns approval … all the names in one place
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2009/jan/12/labour-media
got to be a credit card somewhere, wonder if its government issued?
joolz
[Querying whois.nic.uk]
[whois.nic.uk]
Domain name:
redrag.co.uk
Registrant:
Pushpinder Khaneka
Registrant type:
UK Individual
Registrant’s address:
73 Fortess Road
London
London
NW5 1AG
GB
Registrar:
GX Networks Ltd t/a 123-Reg.co.uk [Tag = 123-REG]
URL: http://www.123-reg.co.uk
Relevant dates:
Registered on: 16-Apr-2004
Renewal date: 16-Apr-2010
Last updated: 27-Mar-2008
Registration status:
Registered until renewal date.
Name servers:
ns.hosteurope.com
ns2.hosteurope.com
SORRY, got the wrong sitename first time::
[Querying whois.nic.uk]
[whois.nic.uk]
Domain name:
theredrag.co.uk
Registrant:
Ollie Cromwell
Registrant type:
UK Individual
Registrant’s address:
The registrant is a non-trading individual who has opted to have their
address omitted from the WHOIS service.
Registrar:
Easily Limited t/a easily.co.uk [Tag = WEBCONSULTANCY]
URL: http://www.easily.co.uk
Relevant dates:
Registered on: 04-Nov-2008
Renewal date: 04-Nov-2010
Last updated: 04-Nov-2008
Registration status:
Registered until renewal date.
Name servers:
ns1.wordpress.com
ns2.wordpress.com
and if it was a credit card, its bound to be on expenses……
have a look at that disc for us, if your out there!
With that address and registration name it is likely to be a Tory spoiler application having got wind of the Labour fuckwits plans to launch such a site. What possible reason would Labour have to not register the site under the name of some anonymous Dorris Bonkers of Sedgefield, lifelong Labour supporter and Alzheimers patient?
Is Labour’s arrogance so manifest that they thought they could anonymously set up a major misinformation website and avoid even the most rudimentary investigation as to who was funding it? And to what purpose? The choice of Ollie Cromwell at Westminster does suggest a certain homage to the host though.
“It took five minutes to grab the name” :
He said: “I honestly cannot remember whose idea it was to set up Red Rag. It took five minutes to grab the name. It was a good name, but almost all my energy was devoted to making LabourList work.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/apr/15/derek-draper-labourlist-mcbride-brown
Anyone who says “honestly” in a sentence is either lying or not telling the whole truth, with the shit Draper it is more than likely both.
Yes
So, right… Let’s see if I can get this straight, OK?
Watson’s instructions to his solicitors would be:
“Whilst I am declaring to you that I am not aware of this smear campaign I must advise you that it might be raised in court that I am aware of a previous and fairly recent smear campaign. The chief reason for this knowledge is because I was actively involved as one of the smearers.”
Yes, that’ll help Carter-Ruck a lot. Thanks, Tom!
Wouldn’t it be nice if everybody voted for an independent politician at the next election and made sure the civil servants obeyed the law of the land as passed by parliament and not by the whim of those who are supposed to represent us.
Yes, very nice!
trouble is they wont and with some doing this Labour will get another 5 years through the back door
Be afraid be very afraid. Don’t do it this time do it next time.
Wow!
Seething mea culpa by Alice Miles in Weds’ Times.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/alice_miles/article6094124.ece
‘Journalists knew all about the character assassination plots run from No 10. So why did we help to spread the poison?’
“Senior Labour figures are aware that the techniques used to stifle dissent against Mr Brown in the past are already being used to manipulate the succession in favour of Mr Balls. “They are going to do it again with the succession to Gordon,” said one former Cabinet minister yesterday, “because it’s worked for them so far. They are having a good go at Harriet [Harman]. They are beginning to train their sights on James [Purnell].”
I recently had a conversation with one potential contender for the Labour leadership in the future who said he was not sure he could face running, because “they” would come after him. “They got David [Miliband], they’re getting Harriet [Harman], I don’t want to be next.”
Honestly, Fawkes I never thought this would run so far and so fast.
You really have lanced the Broon boil and New Labour is breaking up before our eyes…
The country has got an anti-New Labour and anti-Brown narrative and they’re running with it. Even the hacks are re-thinking their positions on political reporting.
The last 12 years have been pure McCarthyism. The spooks, M15, M16 et al have long targetted young student activists and such for surveillance which is why we know Ricky Tomlinson of Brookside, Charles ‘wolfie’ Clarke et al have files as thick as your wrist. Same with all these fucking Labour, Liberal and Tory MPs plus the fucking journalists. It’s all there already. Spooks doing their job, monitoring potential enemies of the state. How prescient of them.
The difference is that Blair, Brown, Campbell and all those other evil fuckers were/are prepared to access them and use them. How, the fuck, do you think the BBC were forced to back down over the Kelly/Gilligan affair? How, the fuck, do you think Brown walked into number 10 without a contest?
Did you not watch Yes, Prime Minister? When all the major contestants for PM ahead of Jim Hacker were systematically holed by unfortunate revelations? Do you not doubt that some fucker is systematically manipulating the leaking or threat of leak to stay in power?
We’ve all got things we’d rather the missus, kids, parents, taxman, whatever didn’t know. The difference is that the government can whistle that information up and crush any dissent by threat of revelation or prosecution. But I have to say that this Labour government appears to be the first government since McCarthy to get its hand on that information and actively build on it since its election way back in 1997. Not as an afterthought but as a fucking direct aim.
And thus has all effective opposition and reportage been crushed.
And their outright war on civil liberties; suspension of Habeus Corpus, removal of double jeopardy, removal of right to jury trials etc et-fucking-cetera is just their approach to building a big fucking dossier on all of us so that none of us dare question what evil the bastards get up to.
Buy Private Eye.
Too paranoid.
wait until you are a bit older and ground down a bit more; there is still hope.
Not paranoid enough.
Good grief what a salvo!
Brown can’t go on much longer with all this. The worm has surely now reached the end of the final turn and dire retribution beckons. (hopefully)
Euro and Local elections would be a great place to start.
“Brown…diminished, yet unable to dispense with McBrides services, despite his unpopularity…” words to that effect from Joey Jones on Sky News blog
Guido, can you get to the bottom of this?
Frank Field suggested the same this afternoon too.
If true, and McBride is still working as a civil servant, somehere else in Downing St, this is nuclear, and surely this must spell the end for Brown?
And also puts paid to any sincerity of “regret” expressed in those handwritten letters.
He can’t sack him completly because
1) McPoison knows where all the bodies are and a loose cannon he does not want
2) He was involved himself and see (1) above.
I was wrong the other day this is actually better than Watergate.
With a connection now established direct to the Hof C by the Times it really is now only a matter of time before the toilet flushes and the whole sewere full of labour plotters are out in the daylight.
goodbye gordon.please fuck off to north korea……
all main stream politics in this country is down the toilet
Toilet? You had to mention toilet….. I’m getting on wi ma jobbie.
#462 – that is the wrong website. Correct url is http://www.theredrag.co.uk
I know, sorry, but the right one is directly underneath it.
SIR- Happy Birthday Mr. Fawkes. Life after forty is much the same as life before forty but without the fun, sir.
I only popped in to say how much I enjoy your blog and that it is about time we joined forces.
With your unruly but high-spirited fan base and my army of overqualified, overpaid but eager ragbag of staffers, hacks and hangers-on we could really put a dent in The Ma*l’s circulation. Everyone would win, especially you.
As I say, I’m a huge fan and I’m really important so I would agree to this hand of friendship if I was you.
***DT Editor strokes his imaginary Jimmy Hill beard***
Look forward to you working for me.
DT Ed.
ha ha
if the editor of the DT strokes a beard, its more likely to the one who lives in Downing Street (all respect to her otherwise..)
Makes more sense if you were working for Guido…
I have personal gripes with both political parties, the Tory’s were ruthless but open about us mere mortals when I had a young family but this lot remind me of uriah heep with a switch blade when it comes to honesty.
I agree. The Major govt was ousted from power because it was seen as incompentent and mean, but NuLabour has shown itself to be both more incompetent and even meaner. Cameron will probably disaspoint us in the end as well – but at the moment anything seems better than Brown.
Please, if any members of the Govt are reading this blog – overthrow Gordon tomorrow. Its the only way of saving Labour (and the country) from total catastrophe.
Clearly Brown has had a Nixonian cabal working for him, smearing his opponents. He should apologise now – or this is going to spiral out of control. Had he apologised on Saturday, this thing would probably be out of the news by now. Instead its slowly consuming the last scraps of credibility the gov had in the eyes. I know two Labour voters who are now switching to other parties, purely on the strength of this.
I think this one is by a imposter. I do not think the GREAT GUARDIAN OF TRUTH WROTE THIS ONE.
The two main political groups are not capable of looking after the interests of the people; we need to change the culture so that we can prosper individually and with compassion to others within the law without these shysters being a law unto themselves.
No more party politics, just independents please.
don’t split the vote this time
Labour through the back door and 5 more years? a disaster for all
Dolly to Go!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/apr/15/derek-draper-labourlist-mcbride-brown
“Derek Draper, Labour’s serial rogue, admits: I attract trouble
Controversial Labour adviser may quit his website over email scandal but denies he discussed Red Rag plan with Brown”
“Derek Draper said yesterday that he was considering whether to quit his position running the LabourList website over his role in the scandal that led to the resignation of Gordon Brown’s disgraced political aide, Damian McBride.
Draper told the Guardian he bitterly regretted his behaviour and said that he should never have welcomed emails from McBride that suggested how they could construct personalised attack stories on David Cameron and other prominent Tories. He claimed he had only responded so enthusiastically because he wanted to curry favour with Downing Street to win its support for his website, LabourList.”
Believe it when I see it. If so he’ll ponce off that poor lass for a bit before the call is heared again chez Draper. Some ideas will be kicked around in a solitary manner before the emergence of Mystic Del – Communes with the Dead, bookable through DoDra – Berkeley Management of Piccadilly.
Dolly to Go!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/apr/15/derek-draper-labourlist-mcbride-brown
“Derek Draper said yesterday that he was considering whether to quit his position running the LabourList website over his role in the scandal that led to the resignation of Gordon Brown’s disgraced political aide, Damian McBride.
Draper told the Guardian he bitterly regretted his behaviour and said that he should never have welcomed emails from McBride that suggested how they could construct personalised attack stories on David Cameron and other prominent Tories. He claimed he had only responded so enthusiastically because he wanted to curry favour with Downing Street to win its support for his website, LabourList.”
Aw bless. he’s such a card
Like flies around shit.
Now when have we heard that Draper line before – you know, the regrets, currying favour, should never have…..
Ground hog day 11 – starring Dolly Draper.
You’ve got to love him. “Part of me feels like I have been an innocent victim…”
The twat can’t help himself.
Absolutely totally brilliant……
Curtains
Perhaps the next monday morning cartoon view can be updated to show a miniscule plaque of dollys head in the reverse position looking towards and upwards at McJonahs head. This of course will show how insignificant Dolly really is while also representing his self confessed ‘on the knees’ butt kissing position for the pond life at No10.
dropping like flies, spineless bunch of cowards. if brown had the courage of one squaddy in afghanistan he would tender is resignation.
We need Maggie to stride out, swing her handbag at Broon and call him ‘frit’
God I’d love to see that.
We need a four word statement from Maggie live on TV
‘They’ve done it again’.
That’s all it would take.
She’s dead, isn’t she?
maggie!!! are you completely insane
FFS, NO to Thatcher.
Maggie has already said that this Government has ended up like all labour governments of the past: stoney broke.
That’s the labour pattern; win election, then go on a spending spree and screw the country.
Then tories come in and have to spend years cleaning up the mess.
No mate, she’s going to hang on for next June’s landslide at least….
we do not know how many emails guido has.
assuming he has an ace up the sleeve, when the denials hit a crescendo the key emails confirming the actions were known by some of the key players can be let out of the bag.
at least i hope so. the comment from guido on other emails involving the big “w” and that they would be in the mail’s interest suggests there is more to be played.
i’d much prefer if he had anything about anyone he would publish it otherwise he might become what he is trying to expose.
I see during the past few days the Georgians have tried to get rid of Sakaashvili by throwing cabbages at government offices.
It’s an old trick, but it might just work.
Imagine how satisfying it’d be, to throw a cabbage that connected with that big feartie’s fizzog.
Frozen?
All this media commentary and faux ‘outrage’ is vomit-inducing in the extreme.
All the MSM suck from the fat No.10 teat and have become lumpen, duplicitous and think of nothing more than themselves.
Fuck off MSM you treacherous bastards. A special place in hell is reserved for the BBC.
Nadine Dorries MP has just gone on the record referring to “the cesspit of 10 Downing Street” – wonderful to hear someone actually articulating the bald truth in simple language! Well done Nadine!
She is more in touch with what ordinary punters think than most of the tory hierarchy. No doubt she has been listening to what her constituents say.
It’s time to go for the jugular – thanks Nadine.
The Tory selfrightous bunch of creeps are just more efficient at disguising the smell of their own cesspit that contains more crap than Labour’s.
Times => The website set up to smear Tory politicians about their health, family and sex lives was registered to the House of Commons, The Times has learnt.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6094572.ece
Great! Now all we need to know is whose bank account or credit/debit card was used to pay for it.
tom watson, man of the people……….the news of the world, the daily mail, the sun, and the daily mash.
Guido
Hope you are monitoring Gordon’s big Scottish political dinner tonight. I don’t suppose he planned it as a farewell event. If the Scottish establishment start to dish the dirt then he is really in trouble. This started in Scotland and it will end there. Alex Salmond has had the keys to the kingdom since he won the election.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6094572.ece
the red rag website was registered to the house of commons….. go get ‘em, guido!
Morning anonymous do you work nightshift writing comments for Guido, you must be Norman Tebbit from Norman Tebbitland….hooray!
Are you special needs?
Watson’s link was to a fairytail in the Spectator which doesn’t include the name of the correspondent. Go get him Guido.
And the Guardian has a response from Draper today who says he’s giving it a week to think about “soldiering on” with Labourlist. I mean it’s not because he’s on holiday or anything.
Also, see how he spins the blame to McBride:
[ Mr Draper said he "deeply regretted" responding to Mr McBride's e-mail. ]
Not that McBride’s smear ideas were actually requested first and instigated by Draper of course, who’s only ‘fault’ was to answer him [apparently].
“this is brilliant Mr McBride!” I can blame it all on you.
Oh I already said that
arse kisser!
Sorry, it’s the Independent.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/the-cameron-confessions-435955.html
Gordon’s letter to Nadine Dorries was written using a black crayon.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-0-04733532000005DC-350_468x340.jpg
Well the BBC at least are still cc you in.!
Special Advisers Code of Conduct
Downing Street
Guido Fawkes’ blog
LabourList
Alistair Campbell blog
Nadine goes for the juglar
ITN NEWS
An MP targeted in the email smear scandal claims Gordon Brown is presiding over a “cesspit” at Downing Street where staff are acting according to the Prime Minister’s values.
Tory backbencher Nadine Dorries stepped up her calls for Mr Brown to make a full apology and said it was not enough for him to simply throw staff “to the wolves”.
She criticised the Prime Minister’s handling of the fiasco, saying it called into question his judgment on major issues like military involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan.
I’ve noticed that ITV news – despite having less resources – is telling this story like it is. The political bloke Tom Bradby has been a star.
Unlike the BBC, which is frantically shilling for labour, taking orders directly from the bunker, and doing its level best to play down the story and divert attention elswhere.
After this charade no one can say the BBC does not need major reform root and branch.
The journalism or lack off is absolutely disgraceful and will haunt this company for years to come.
Guido- Ed Balls has just hat tipped you, interviewed on Today R4.
Apparently Balls is very upset at what you’ve said about him and Mrs Bollox in the past, as well as other alleged non PC aspects of the site…
Mr and Mrs Ed Balls – If you’re reading this …
You are utter scum, I hope you have to watch your back after you’re thrown out at the next election. You expense busting couple of fucktards. Huhnes.
All part of the Beeb’s frantic spinning to discredit Guido. The bunker is firing out orders on the hour to Al Beeb.
Bovvered?
+ + The BBC : Discredited, Lazy, Inept, Brown Nosed : It’s What We Are ™ + +
+ + + + + + Don’t forget you can pay for your TV licence on-line! + + + + + +
Surely not. thats worse than being “right wing” – being non PC.
Balls made a lot of smoke and attempted to make out this whole episode is endemic to all UK politics. He was mostly upset about the e-mails becoming public, rather than the content being reprehensible, but of course James Naughtie let him off the hook on that one.
He stated that blogs like this feature a great deal of racist, homophobic and mysogynistic comment. While this may be true for some of the comments left here by the public he was attempting to create the impression that Guido is some kind of peddlar of hate.
Unfortunately, free speech is sometimes ugly, but that is part of the price of free speech.
I suspect that he and Brown have been looking to see if they can bring a prosecution against this site under one of the recent pieces of ‘hate’ legislation.
So much for free speech – no doubt they really envy the control that China is able to exercise over the web.
You must remember that Jim”when we’ve won the election”Naughtie is a diehard Scottish Labour Brownite and so expecting anything other than the line to take from the bunker is laughable.
The BBC sites’ “Have Your Say” feedback has sent its readership off after one of Brown’s red herrings, and asks “Should the role of political advisers be tightened?”
The BBC’s loyalty to the collapsing regime is almost touching – rather like Goebbels’ decision to stay with Hitler, so that both would be on stage when the curtain fell.
Taxpayer-funded political advice is undemocratic and props up politicians incapable of constructing their own arguments
Prime Minister Brown advertised himself as a towering intellect when he took the reins in 2007
Why didn’t he sack all the SPADS then?
Who are the ‘News Agenda Setters’ at the BBC, and why the hell are we paying for them?
Dirty protest anyone?
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Man_jailed_for_spraying_urine_on_Tesco_food&in_article_id=619437&in_page_id=34
Nadine Dorries has just called No. 10 “a cesspit” so perhaps a little human waste sprayed here and there, as in the Tesco story, is a mere annoyance compared with the filth leaking down on us all from cracks in the septic tank above, befouling all that is decent and worthwhile that men and women might strive for in a decomposing cocoon of lies.
Make no mistake, New Labour’s only memorial will have been to make of the The Lie a Central Pillar of the State!
According to the article, when police raided him (Sahnoun Daifallah) they found: “Plastic bags containing excrement were marked with the names of cities on them.”
One for Mark, there.
Ed Balls is the hoon on the rota to take the flak today.
After Militwat’s abysmal efforts yesterday, “things can only get better!”
Wow, I know you have all said it was bad before, but I can’t believe this is the handwriting of our Prime Minister??
http://extras.timesonline.co.uk/pdfs/gordonbrownletter.pdf
The state of that letter is a national disgrace. Here’s a guy under maximum pressure, knowing full well that this letter is for public consumption and he decides to write the letter with thick black felt tip.
The guy is a complete moron, a Hoon of the first order and has absolutely no respect for any one at all, in particular, himself.
Don’t get taken in. He and his spinmasters know this will attact an element of sympathy for struggling onwards in the face of adversity despite being half blind. Don’t fall for it please as nothing is done from No 10 without a specific reason or to garner a few more votes.
Sorry o/t but another case being referred to the IPCC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7999277.stm
Why doesn’t the IPCC just demand all Police footage be handed in and checked? You’d probably find a sudden increase in ‘storage media failures’, ‘lack of available backups’ etc.
Bastards the lot of then.
Good morning everyone. Lovely Spring morning-birds singing etc. I feel even better now I’ve read the Times article . I hope the details of the Nominet UK inquiry into the illegal setting up of the RedRag site will be made public and that we are to be told what email address and telephone number was given in the registration process.
Joey Jones on Sky wrote late last night that a Doswning Street advisor has confided that Gordon has retreated to his constituency bunker, not realising how bad this is. The advisor says’he can hear the storm outside but his doors are locked and bolted. The PM is waiting for the story to fizzle.”
Nursey has him locked in the “withdrawal room”.
Well judging by the retards apology letter he was only allowed to have soft crayons in his room.
Guido
You’re not writing the script for a new series of House of Cards are you? What will Gordon Urquhart do next? I know what Gordon will do next – blame Baldrick. And have you noticed that there is a distincr similarity between the sig tunes of House of Cards and Blackadder.
Talking of which, Ed Balls bears more than a passing resemblance to Alan B’stard’s rather feeble and useless lackey, Piers Fletcher-Dervish. This similarity has been noted many times, but it does no harm to point it out again:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d-tBciQaOE4/R25kolnWyGI/AAAAAAAAAAo/LDzV7Jt8Cg0/s400/balls%2Band%2Bdervish.jpg
TWO solicitors
TWO dinners
TWO fingers
All paid for by you tax paying cretins.
I am the leader of the gang (I am)
Existing rules say ministers are responsible for special advisers’ conduct:
“The responsibility for the management and conduct of special advisers, including discipline, rests with the minister who made the appointment”.
(Penultimate sentence of paragraph 4, Cabinet Office Code of Conduct for Special Advisers, last updated 13th March 2009).
http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/propriety_and_ethics/special_advisers/code/code.aspx
Nice find…
So are the taxpayers expected to pay for point 3ii?
3. The sorts of work a special adviser may do if their Minister wants it are:
ii. “devilling” for the Minister…
The word “wants” is interesting since it implies that Derek Draper’s “Minister” wanted him to do this.
BTW Dictionary definition of devilling is:
2. an atrociously wicked, cruel, or ill-tempered person.
3. a person who is very clever, energetic, reckless, or mischievous.
perhaps devilling as in ‘printer’s devil’…… a gopher, errand boy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printer%27s_devil
So Draper expects people to believe, that he was invited to lunch at Chequers on 16th November 2008, because his wife is GMTV presenter Kate Garraway. Websites and smears were not discussed. The Guardian actually prints this crap for general consumption by Joe Public !!!
Was Sir Michael Shite feeding his face at our expense.
The Guardian prints tractor production press releases.
Perhaps Gordon wanted to take a gander at Kate’s jugs?
What the fcku would Gordon Brown get out of seeing Kate’s jugs?
He could ask Mandy why he doesn’t have a pair of those
Ed Miliband’s televised attempts at defending Gordon Brown….in one word:
UNCONVINCING!
Watch his expression as he talks – particularly eyebrows and mouth – some weird kind of shit going on there – like someone trying to look convincing and sincere on manual control without the ability to get all parts working in concert. If tasked with it, I think even Rory Bremner would struggle to replicate him.
Unconvincing? You are being very kind, Dr S
From Spin Doctor to Minister of State
Gordon goes to the funeral of those killed in helicopter crash. Has he ever attended the funeral of a serviceman killed in one of Blairs wars. No of course not because they don’t vote Labour.
Here here, he’s a disgusting vile unpatriotic bastard.
Recent poll want it tightened up.
http://tinyurl.com/d63dku
dummies are buying into the No 10 spin. Slowly slowly the story is turned around to focus on the rules and away from the actual reasons. Expect a hailstorm of Zanulabour all talking about rules. I gurantee the ginger Chipmunk and Hettie Hatemen will shortly put in an appearence following this line.
Follow the money (or the credit card to Westmisnter on this occasion)
Is Shami Chakrabarti (Liberty wonk) a government plant?
She’s going rather soft recently.
Where are your balls woman!
Shami Chakrabarti is usually quiet over events like these. Remember the deafening silence when Geert Wilders was barred?
I reckon she is definitely a government plant. She certainly has links with Common Purpose.
will you lot stop shouting and swearing im trying to get my grandson to sleep. if this lot penetrates he will become an anti establishment, politician hating student activist. and god forbid an unhygenic tree hugger. now will you all sing a lullaby
Ed Balls says the comments on here are disgusting, homophobic, misogynistic and he wouldn’t want his children to read this kind of filth (paraphrasing).
Don’t shoot the messenger…
Are you sure he wasn’t talking about McBride’s comments or Gordons letter of apology?
In the Grauniad article the lying hoon Dolly says he “he thought he had been drawn into the discussion because of his knowledge of the internet.”
He has already confessed to knowing two fifths of five eighths of fuck all about the internet.
And so the Grauniad continues the spin!
Rumours that Harman and Mattinson [Gordon's Sith Institute poller] are maybe agitating for a woman leader. I wonder who they have in mind…
Mandelson?
Just a polite reminder to all and sundry:
http://www.gopetition.com/online/16745.html
I didn’t know about this, but I’ve signed up.
Thank ypu – duly completed . Real name since it’s that twat.
Have you read what the petition says you dummies
Yes it states Blair not for president but can I draw your attention to this paragraph of several.
“Rather than move European integration forward, the former British Prime Minister set a series of so-called red lines during the Lisbon negotiations, with the intent of blocking any progress in social issues and tax harmonisation, as well as common defence and foreign policy”
By signing you recognise there should be a European Parliament.
I hate Blair but I still cant sign as I dont recognise the EU
think about it
Police collusion in covering up their identities at the G20 BoE protest.
We pay for these Huhnes.
Me Me Me Me – it IS my turn
ANd, I have never even been to America, so it wasn’t me wot started it.
Sshhh.
AND I have never been to America
That will be the No.10 bunker, McBride &Co.
It isn’t just offspring getting a leg up, it’s stepmothers as well.
O/T I know but there is a disturbing trend in the Police to remove identitytags, and nominate a ‘Hitter’
One of the first things for the New Prime Minister to do is de – politicise the Police, and make removal of identity , or face masks a sacking offence
Are the masked ones with no ID coppers or soldiers? I’m starting to wonder?
Steady on.
There is not a chance in hell that any serving British Soldier would follow an order from Zanu Labour to take action on the streets of Great Britain against the British people.
I won’t accept that is even a remote possibility.
You might have a point. I believe Alex Jones has the info you’re looking for. http://www.infowars.com
Yep, grey material covering up their id numbers etc. Bastards.
BBC running some comment from a Liebour scumbag suggesting Guido Fawkes blog is full of offensive comments. Well if you twats in Liebour really want to know what people think of you, come here.
Being called a few names compared to what you wankers have done to my Country (thanks for bringing suicide bombers to the UK by the way Liebour scum) is nothing.
I hope all you Liebour bastards burn in hell.
Dear Mr Balls,
You have an opinion of course, but I’d suggest you guard against attempting to smear Guido Fawkes and the contributors to his blog with your outrageous slurs of “homophobic” and “misogynist”. I am one of those contributors, an infrequent one I might add, and I defy you to find a comment made by me anywhere which would fall into the diabolical categories which you describe. You might also want to note, that although access to Guido’s blog is open and free – two words which you know nothing about I might add – that you still have to search specifically for his site, you still have to open a link to gain access to a page, and you still have to stick your head near the screen with a deliberate action on your part in order to read what is written there by many people, none of which I have seen writing comments which could be described as anything other than fair comment. Not “homophobic” and not “misogynist”. Distasteful to some no doubt, but still within the realms of honesty and fair comment which is again something that many of your lot and those infesting our government like cockroaches know nothing about. What’s the score in government Mr Balls? Can you answer that or is that not on your stock smear campaign response sheet?
Of course the entire country will support the fact that “nothing was found wanting” after an enquiry into YOUR expenses, but you may have noticed there are plans afoot by your leader, to PUT TO RIGHTS the essence of the rules you say you obey, which are clearly an outrageous and immoral licence to rip off Mr and Mrs Taxpayer. Needs a list for that or would you feel easier to read it at your leisure on Guido’s blog, for I’m sure you’ll have sufficient leisure time available after the next General Election you poor sod.
Never mind, it could be worse, you could be a politician in Thailand so maybe you need to think about how lucky you are to be in a country like Britain where free speech is still allowed?
Meanwhile, thank you for your comments but we people don’t really have much ability to respond to them as we are not invited on television like your good self. Hence, you might want to look into why your wages are being paid by people who you appear to think have no right of reply to your scandalous accusations.
Yours faithfully.
rugfish
Hear Hear. What I find so breathtakingly hypocritical and sanctimonious is that a party that has engendered the nearest thing to thought police ever seen and makes political capital out of Clarkson and Thatcher has the sheer nerve to even consider the slurs that were to be disseminated about the wife of Osbourn.
I note that cameron is saying that Brown is personally responsible for Mcbride’s behaviour – keep at that Dave – it rather dilutes any case that Watson might have against Mail – in terms of Line-Managers and so on.
Perhaps Ed ‘No Testicles’ Balls might want to look at the bile that McBride and Draper cooked up before he starts throwing stones.
Oh and how are the expenses going Ed? Can’t WAIT to see what you and your dopey wife have been claiming for.
‘slurs of “homophobic” and “misogynist”’
Oi, Balls, in your own immortal words ‘So what’. If if everything you say was true we would still have the moral high ground. Those would be thought-crimes.
But you….
You are the fuckers that bankrupted the UK with a series of fucked-up policies that involved quadrupling national debt in the hope that some economic miracle will produce taxes from fresh air to pay for all your squandering. You are the fuckers that lied about Iraq with the result that we are responsible for killing 100′s of 1000′s of Iraqis for no good fucking reason.
Those are actual bona fide crimes.
If you were merely ‘racists, homophobes and misogynists’ you’d have no fucking problem being re-elected. Because that’s exactly what the 28% core Labour vote are. As evidenced by their recent mass defections to the BNP.
The reason you and your party are hated is because you are evil, war-mongering financial incompetents who, where you have any intellectual energy at all it is devoted entirely to lies, rigging statistics and manufacturing fucking self-serving propoganda.
Now go and fuck yourself.
Couldn’t have put it better myself.
Nicely said rugfish.
Rugfish. Fantastic job. Cut and paste please to:
http://www.edballs.com/index.jsp?c=/p/feedback/
Done!
Dick Timney is cabinet material
Only if he keeps ‘wood’
Puritanical is right. One writer defined puritanism as ‘the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, is enjoying themselves’.
How to kill a pig.
……then put some food in a trough and wait for the pig to stick it’s nose in. The urge to eat will over-ride all other instincts. It won’t come up air until all the food is gone. While it is eating, shoot it in the head. It won’t even know it happened…..
Yawn….haven’t you a Bund meeting to organise somewhere?
Lest we forget:the past year has seen a constant supply of inforegarding ‘dirty tricks’in the South Easr:time for Nulabour’s Malcolm ‘three nipples’Powers to grow up,own up and fuck off?
See what SENIOR MP’s and the DEPUTY MAYOR OF LONDON think of DONAL BLANEY getting himself into trouble with an undergraduate student!!!!!!! His reputation is destroyed. Hilarious posts, he has been burnt. Hava look.
http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com/
Ah yes the sunrise raves, remember them well Mr Fawkes. I bet you made a few bob on those tapes as well. While you have moved on I am still a raver, but one that dresses reasonably well. in 1997, and with a tear in my eye I sang along to D Reem’s “things can only get better” and watched that nice Mr Blair save the country from the clutches of that heathen, Mrs Thatcher….How effin stupid do I feel now.
Anyway, just discovered the Fawkes, like it, will pop back again for sure…Rightee O then, time for a spliff!
Tom Watson has his podgy fingers every where. He and Oxfam’s Antonia Bance appear to be plotting and scheming to get rid of their Blairite and Tory enemies, judging by the congratulatory messages one sends the other on each other’s blogs. Tom Watson is also plugging Oxfam’s new UK poverty campaign report on his blog…says its such a brave thing for Oxfam and Antonia Bance to be doing!There is something rather fishy, wouldn’t you say, about a Government minister agreeing with every recommendation that Oxfam is asking the Government to act on in its campaign report, and something even fishier that this report is being given high billing in the said Government minister’s blog. Welcome to the cosy world of Labour Councillor Antonia Bance of Oxfam and Tom Watson of the Cabinet Office. If you read carefully the congratulatory messages Bance and Watson send each on their blogs, you will no doubt notice that these 2 valiant souls are fighting not just the Tories, but their more immediate enemies: the Blairites. Watson, Draper, McBride have their tentacles in Oxfam….
If attending/organising raves in your youth is suddenly to be made retrospectively illegal, then there won’t be enough jails to hold us all.
Hey Guido, I dont think its a smeer to say you went to raves! Btw was this one of the raves that you went to with David? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5RLNdWQPps I think I can see him 13 seconds into the video.
If this is the best you can do then it’s little wonder the country is in such a bloody mess in everything Brown and his “advisors”???? has been involved in.