Because She’s Worth It :Jacqui Gets Blue Plaque
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Excellent!
Yup! Bloody fantastic!
Outstanding humour in the face of adversiteh. Brilliant!
Thank fuck Derek is now even less popular than me
Genius! Very funny….
Yes – in all the excitement over McPoison, let’s not forget the issue of Smith and McNulty snuffling in the public sector trough. We all know Brown lost his moral compass decades ago, his failure to sack his venal Home Secretary is proof enough of that! And all they can say is that their claims were “within the rules” – as though that is any excuse for grand larceny as practised by Government Ministers against the taxpayers of this country.
There’ll need to be a fucking lot of blue plaques.
Yes, one can see that the value of Blue Plaques is now sorely diminshed. I shall immediately remove the one from the South wall of Unsworth Towers.
Ho Fawkes
Pound’s stretching….
Pound: Guido Fawkes is like Popb-i-tch with a blue rosette on
07:40 | 14/04/2009
Stephen Pound, Labour MP
Sky News
Mr Pound described the Guido blog as “like Popb-i-tch with a blue rosette”, and claimed that smear drives the blogosphere.
He said that “smear is the fuel that drives the blogosphere” and added that “Guido Fawkes is like Popb-i-tch with a blue rosette on”.
He went on to warn that the blogosphere is a “world that is utterly unaccountable”.
He said that until recently in the Labour party, “nobody cared about the blogosphere…we rather pitied them. The Obama election campaign changed all that”.
Agreed. Now can we have one on Speaker Martin’s residence, and another one for his wife ?
What about the expenses of McBride…FOI?
I’ve just had 5 cabbies on the phone to me wanting blue plaques on account of michael martin’s wifes trips to the shops? surely some mistake i thought? and then i realised it wasn’t her fault that she’s never out of the bleeding things – it’s all down to that brilliant vat reduction.
Don’t forget all those airlines as well they’ll all need blue plaques for the time spent by ‘air miles’ on his various tax funded junkets!
M’m shouldn’t that be …’Second Home Secretary & Minister for Porn’?
SOAPY TIT WANK!!!!!!!!!!
Read Stephen Glover on blogs:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1169782/STEPHEN-GLOVER-Bullying-lies-modern-monster-power-subvert-democracy.html
I’m starting to get a bit pissed off with all this.
McBust looking a bit porky in that shot?
i’m new to this but just saw the draper, o’neill today in politics video, draper is such a fat lying toad, viva guido – brown out
I think Lord Mandypandy deserves a Blue Plaque for services to mortgage fraud, and a host of other misdemeanours.
Or blue films of a red nature.
I assume this is on her sisters gaffe.
claimed on expenses, no doubt. Fanfuckingtastic.
It is, but it is now de rigeur in the porn film industry to show pizza delivery men going in to suburban villas through wooden “Estate” gates the colour of Peter Hain. Don’t know if all the viewers get the reference, but you’ve got to try to raise the tone. As well.
We still do not know if Smithy’s sister pays income tax on the
rent she gets for Smithy’s room. If Smithy doesn’t pay rent she
cannot claim expences as to do so would seem untrouthfull
Sadly I think you will find that Smith’s sis can rent out a room without having to pay tax on it.
her sister can rent out the room tax free if she receives no more than £4,250 per year under the Rent-a Room scheme. If more than £4,250 is received it is ALL taxable. The trick that Jack Boots has done though is to declare her main home in Redditch as her second home. This allows her to claim expenses on the Redditch home for us the over taxed public to pay. What she chooses to give her sister is not taxable. Only what her sister charges is taxable. Incestuous dykes.
Pity the blue plaque didn’t say the porn was gay porn.
Surely it’s hardly worth making a plaque that will be out date in little more than one year’s time?
Guido you are a hero for exposing the smeargate story. The DT team are a disgrace and they too should resign.
Excellent blue plaque.
The DT team are an utter shower of cowardly shit. It won’t be forgotten.
It isn’t – I’ve cancelled.
They are even claiming they broke the Chequers lunch bit. Unfuckingbelievable!
What has happened to the DT? It has become the most pusillanimous rag in the market! Has the editor in chief had a frontal lobotamy? Or does McPoison have a dossier of compromising photographs and gossip on him?
They are claiming to have broken the whole story!
ive stopped buying dt and if the spec goes the same way ill stop that too
One thinks it ought to be a red rag rather than a blue plaque?
So what would Gordon McFuc!wit’s read?
Don’t be silly, he can’t read. (He learnt ‘The Red Flag’ by rote)
That’s why he had no idea as to how he was screwing the economy; he can’t read.
I hate the Hoon. He is an un-elected PM. Bring on a GE soon to expose him.
Guido, if you have more muck please spread it
Got to get to those tats…..
Raw Meat III?
He can’t read it – he can’t read any print less than half an inch high.
McUckoo’s probably never seen Sarah’s magic button either.
Surely Jacqui Smith should be referred to and remembered as the Second Home Secretary.
Boom Boom!
Her title is:
Second Home Secretary (Bathroom fittings, soft furnishings and garden equipment), with special portfolio heading a task force of one: Pornography:- In research and practice.
thats her CV without the ‘totally useless’ included
Talking of useless how many of the assylum dodgers ‘aka world terrorists’ have they released now?
I shouldn’t laugh – but I really have to!
Such a nice home to live in with your sister, instead of living with your own family.
Her seat is as good as lost, her leader’s premiership too. Gordon’s only plaque is on his teeth.
The man who would smear everybody smears only himself. The game is up, and Labour are looking for a new leader. They might win a respectable number of seats under someone else.
Goodbye Gordon. Your enemies have decided that your time has come.
Yes – the leaked email had to come from Unite – not Number 10 – it had to be someone who saw it. Then think who has links close to Unite on the cabinet – and the answer is yes, Alan Johnson – who was strangely on air today, getting good media coverage appearing to be supportive of the Great Larder yet damning with faint praise.
Shhhh.
Alan also said that Gordon should NOT apologise as he had nothing to do with it. Shortly before Gordon apologised for havng nothing to do with it.
Glad to see you are capable of commenting without excessive profanity and disgusting abuse Old Borehoon. Keep it up old chap!
It wouldn’t – it would be just one big smear!
Give Sandy and Julian my best wishes.
Oooh bold. Very bold!
Hilarious.
As an aside, I see the Telegraph actually have Gordon Brown in the frame today (Tues).
Funny thing is, I read all they have to say on here two days ago.
Bravo Guido yet again.
That’s true. Once you start using the internet for news you find that what the msm calls ‘news’ is just history.
‘The Right Hon Jacqui Smiff defrauded the tax payer here, with some aplomb’
Only in the looking glass world of ZanuLabour could a thief be responsible for the Police force.
Hang on Nick. There is a tax cheat in charge of tax collection in the USA at the moment. The UK is not alone in adversity. The special relationship is healthier than ever before.
Surely defrauded the taxpayer of some plug?
I’d hate to be ’smeared’ by Jacqui Spliff
All that processed fat from Kebabs and Indians festering in her bloated entrails, ‘orrible it was, ‘orrible’, I tells ya
It’s certainly a specialist desire but sweet uncle Fritzl told me to go for it.
Hope there’s a ladder “shortage”….
BRILLIANT
Smear about DONAL BLANEY calling for the DEATH of US SENATOR TED KENNEDY and revelations about his YBF organisation!!
Have a read, it’s hilarious!! http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com
In what way is saying someone called for the death of the rancid Ted Kennedy a smear?
To me it’s a mark of someone’s humanity and decency that they know of and are concerned enough to see the back of such a loathsome blight on humanity!
Roll on the death of Ted Kennedy – may he RIH – rot in hell…
Ted would want a pack of Portugese waterdogs,as he recommended to Obama,in case he needs to rescue anyone drowning.
Only the good die young, whilst the alkys live forever – terwat.
we will cross that bridge when we come to it..
err…or maybe not then
oh fuck I larfed so hard I did little pee pee.
Anyone care to parse JS’s interview on Sky when she did Gordo’s low talking trick? “…I asked if the home where my children live had to be my main home….” she said. She might have well have said: “look I want to take the piss…can you help me out here?”
Fair play to JS and Timney they have done a fucking belting expenses claim. And at least the porn is rational Jacqui is a Gloucester Old Spot of the highest quality.
anyone else notice McBride, Draper and Watson all look like sweaty fat pigs?
Too true.
Imagine an all MP cast of Animal Farm, which of the porky bastards would be cast as Squealer?
Very, VERY hard decision.
Look, all hoons are equal
If not limited to MPs, then McBride since he gets chased away. Dolly might be better, but Squealer was at least somewhat eloquent before he fell out of favour.
They are fat pigs, because we are all living in the new realty show “Animal Farm”
Little Pigs Little Pigs I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in!
‘houses in’
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/fergus_shanahan/article2375497.ece
That McBride chappy reckons he’s 34 though he looks well into his forties. Now we know he hasn’t had bad digs so I suspect his corpulence and that racoon mask of capilliaries are down to too much sauce in the Commons bar. (and not HP Sauce!).
That’s my smear for the day.
34!! Well I never!
It’s just an inevitable case of Life imitating Art:
‘The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.’
McBride looks to me like a dead ringer for James “Naughty” Naughtie, although he will probably shed a few pounds now that he has to buy his own jolly good lunch.
I’ve noticed Smith looks like a sweaty fat pig in the Daily Mail and a mean lean pig in the Guardian (online editions only of course – couldn’t vouch for what the print editions contain). I’m wondering if she’s one of those reputed shape-shifters – y’know, 100% reptile underneath all the lard.
Er…no Pedant – they were CO-HABITING Piggies!
Like statues of Lenin after the fall of the Berlin Wall, it will not be long before such defacements are prised from the wall with crowbars, and thrown in the rubbish where they belong.
I hope this includes ripping down the PEACE flags from Police Stations, EUSSR flags, Red flags and Tri-colours from town halls and please, that rusting scrapheap – the “Angel of the North”
Flags yes, other than union ones that is, but not the Angel. I like the Angel, lets me know I am coming home :)
Yeah, soz Minekiller – agree with Gengee – Angel of t’north proper cheers me up too – ‘yar in God’s country now’.
OT – Barry Sheerman talking about moral obligation – he’s been my MP for ages and let’s say he never had to worry about morals!!
OK, OK keep the Angel, but you would have thought it could have been made of something that didn’t rust…the rust epitomizing the Nulabour years?
I hope that when it was put up, it wasn’t supposed to be a marker for a new EU regional border post?
Fuck no. The angel of the North is a useful reminder to the fact that you’ve left fucking Scotland and fucking Yorkshire and are heading in the right direction.
I must say I love the Angel as well. But I must disagree with Gengee re: flags.
Yes- of course put up the Union flag, but what is wrong with the Cross of St George, especially as we fastly approach the English national day?
Tbh, I feel more loyal to the Cross of St G than I do to the Union flag, but hey- maybe that’s just me!
Brilliant – could be a business opening here for someone to actually make these – with 646 MPs and other assorted troughers there is a big market!
Yeah but the average MP will need about 4, 1 for each home.
Was just off to bed following catch up on Derek Draper and McBride’s obituaries when I saw the funniest picture all week – you make it look too easy Guido!
HAH that’s amazing nice one
…when will this forum transition into a decent demonstration – peaceful of course!
LOL Where’s mine then?!
You best get plannig for the rest of the – soon to be unemployed – Labour gang
Nice one!
Knowing the brass neck of Jacqui she would see that as a badge of pride.
Has Mrs Timney declared the pearl necklace her husband gave her?
Surely “Lived here (Alledgedly)”
REBEL!
REBEL!
REBEL!
Visit: http://rebelglasgow.blogspot.com
FLASH & the UK Cabinet are meeting in Glasgow this Thursday (16th April)
A PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATION IN GLASGOW 15th-16th APRIL WOULD SEND A STRONG MESSAGE FROM ORDINARY SCOTS TO GORDON BROWN AND THE UK GOVERNMENT.
MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD
“….I sense a new spirit in Britain: that the people of Britain want this MASSIVE DEMONSTRATION….to be given enduring purpose….”
Gordon Brown
Good to see you are still alive, Wardog.
I sense that the end is in sight for Brown and his ‘government’.
Hopefully, there will be lots more demonstrations before the year is out.
The hoon`s a balloon.
Where and when? – I`ll bring a selection of shoes and bathplugs …
only 88p
Bathplugs need to feature very signifcantly in any demonstrations!
Buttplugs, shurely?
It would be wondrous to behold – an anti-Government demonstration which is just that – a show of contempt for the lying rut of pigs currently pretending to be the government of the UK.
But the British people are too complacent to be bothered to get out of bed or off the sofa to do it I’m afraid.
Perhaps we should take to wearing bathplugs in our lapels, or as a matching pair of earrings for the ladies to show our contempt for this rabble?
And BTW there aren’t any peaceful demonstrations possible in the UK anymore since the violence comes from the state in the form of the politicized police.
Very fine.
Not enough space on a plaque to list everything, of course, but please don’t forget the bath plug.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Bathplugs/
Maybe in Jacqboots case we could have a special blue plaque in the shape of a bath plug stuck into the wall – though the budget would have to be a bit more than 88p – but well worth it this time!
In the case of the Second Home Secretary’s Second Home we could have a plaque that reads something like:
Richard Timney came here, again and again, courtesy of taxpayer funded pornography.
Further suggestions welcome…
Zzzzzzp, shuffle,shuffle,shuffle,shuffle, UuuH, zzzzzZP
Eats, shoots and leaves.
Redditch’s finest export.
Is there one her other house? The one where Mr Timney lives.
What would that say I wonder?
” I’ve ‘ad a look an’ er says DUNWANKIN’”
Richard Timney
2004-present
Newspaper letter writer, lackey
civil servant, house husband and film critic.
“Laid down his seed 2009.”
Nice change in tempo mr Guido,it will really screw people up,all back at work running round like headless chickens wanting to see what Guido has about them.
This story about Jaqui Smith and her husband has the lot.
SEX,MONEY,CLEAVAGE,reluctant teenage son who wont take wrap for SEX scandal even when offered extra pocket MONEY so husband has to admit WANKING while watching GAY PORN paid for from tax MONEY while his fat ARSE wife sleeps on a camp bed which costs a lot of MONEY at her sisters house who works for the BBC.
…tsk, tsk, …..such language!…there might be (hoon) ladies present…..
Has anyone checked the electoral roll records at he various places of residence yet?
was that places of residue?
Well,
There is a Richard Timney and Jacqueline J Simth registered in Redditch.
There is also a Jacqueline J Smith registered in London (in the same residence as Sara K Smith & Peter M King). The one and same?
Surely not? No-one can be that stupid can they…
Have you noticed the downstairs blinds are drawn? Do you think her husband was breathlessly watching television when the photograph was taken?
They can’t open the curtains as they are spunk-glued shut
Lost socks,Curtains stuck together? Well you need the ‘GIP MIT’ available as soon as i can get some investors intrested.
Come on Mr suger have a punt on this C*nt.
mis-spelling fawkes?
shouldn’t it be ‘Rt HOON-jackie smith’?
And as I get ready to go to bed to get up for my 12k a year job, that bloody woman claijming £116,000 to top up her already excellent wages just makes the day that bit more fun. She fucking lied and got away with it! Sweet dreams everyone.
And please don’t have nightmares.
Anybody have a trough to donate, for her front garden?
See what Derek’s been up to on flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7658470@N06/
What, no picture of Dolly in his red Mankini in the Canaries?
OK….it’s a piss take…English Heritage would never really dish out a plaque for such a nonentity.
You’d have to be in the frame for ‘most ridiculous home secretary of all time’ or somesuch…Oh hang on, I see a self defeating argument about to slap me in the face, sorry.
Well handled over the last few day’s Mr Fawkes, best Easter Hols since I was a child like Draper.
WTF?
Some of the blue plaques could be sold to Madame Tussaud’s Chamber of Horrors, where a wax-work tableau will show hooded torturers ‘water-boarding’ some illiterate goat farmer, while Jacqui Smith looks on with approval.
Wax works? Line the front bench up for real and water-board the lot of them.
If politicians do it for you, maybe you would like to cum and play with me?
What has happened to the dolly’s?
I need some pure Labour shite for my fields!
Have pity, the EU isn’t paying me enough..
WTF? Can anyone give me a reason that useless b**** has a blue plaque?
So typical of our political class they think just by being in power that they already made it, without actually doing f*** all.
What did our home sec. ever do except for what she’s told by GB and his pathetic henchmen
Iannucci was far too kind on politicians with ‘In The Thick Of It’. If only our ministers were as competent as Hugh Abbott, or the Spin doctors as canny as Malcolm Tucker!
Oops I should have read the small print!
Ah well most of what I said still stands
The only question is.. where can i claim my taxpayer funded pornos?
Give me my EU on-line grant, but please sack GorMcTwat
Farmer,
The Dolly Pride March will commence this morning from about 9 am…
Oh joy!
My fields are gagging for some ‘dolly shite’. If only I could get some pure ‘Draper Shite’, they the crops would go nuts, but I think……
Oh fuck, the bulls out again….
Serial blogger DONAL BLANEY has been getting himself into trouble, this time with an under-grad student!
He’s got BLANEY saying he wants to see the death of US SENATOR TED KENNEDY and other extremely revealing stories about MR. BLANEY!
Have a read: http://www.ddtaylor88.wordpress.com
I don’t get it V – who is this guy? IS it worth investing my time to read?
Well I just wasted two minutes of my life reading the link – looks like two inadequates bitching at each other, though Donal whatshisname seems to be a bit of a tit.
It’s been spammed all over this blog tonight – is this the best the Liebour Party can do as a distraction from their well-earned trip up shit creek?
I was saying exactly the same thing before computers were ever thought of.
He should rot in hell for his behaviour after the Chappaquidick Bridge incident.
The whole Kennedy clan are garbage.
Weren’t they once McKennedy’s? Members of Mentalist’s tribe then.
Weren’t they once McKennedy’s? Members of Mentalist’s tribe then.
More people died at Chappaquidick than Three Mile Island
This would have been more interesting if ‘blue plaque’ had been a disease.
Of those parts affected by blue films.
Blue tongue?
Bluetooth – we can read your emails now.
blue moon like in ‘Labour will be elected once in’
Shouldn’t it read, “Home Alone Secretary”?
Can she claim this plaque on expenses?
She’s not even paying for it… Bill Quango MP is
MMM, strange, haven’t seen many labour trolls about here for a while???
The DT boys are claiming that they ‘broke the story’ and that GF runs a ‘Tory Blog’. WTF is wrong with those morons?
Id rather see one of her massived baps cast in bronze, painted blue , and turned into a door bell
Don’t you mean a door knocker?
Press the tit for answer….
McMental
Do us all one last favour and make Lord(ahahaha) fondlesthebums of Boys
Home secretary thtat or Nick Beown
Two ideal shoe in for HOMOSECRETARY jokes.
Lady Petra Mandelslime is quite happy
being Cardinal Wolseley (sic).
What are these rumours I hear that McCavity is hetero?
Have you seen his beard?
Farva: Gi’ us a chip then, Biffa son!
Biffa: Ah canna, wor father. All the bastards is BORNT.
(c 1991)
it is easy to check electoral rolls, certainly for the last westmonster election, many web sites offer that service and it is used by genealogists and investigators. i found a relative that way, so easy with addresses and names to find timney/smith.
as she has claimed for a while it should be easy to cross reference.
presumably where you vote is where your main residence is, or can you do a darling and have so mnany residences and calims that it is all too hard?
why can’t the tax office say they are going to do an audit of every mp as they will be a group targetted at tax time this year instead of someone fiddling the expenses on a biro.
not in the national interest? let the country decide on that one!
I would be interested to see:
1. where is she registered? If its Redditch then this gives the lie to her main home being her sisters
2. If she’s registered in both places then has she cast 2 votes?
Isn’t it very easy to register two places? Maybe we should all do it…
you can or used to be able to register in two places to vote. I was once because I was studying far from home and living in digs (like Jacqboots but I was paying my own way)
The problem was the council nabbed me then for council tax in both places and it took me nearly 6 months of threats from the council and arguments to resolve. It won’t happen now but if I was anyone else I would just cough the fare and go home to vote
Like Jacqboots must have to do when she goes home to Redditch.
Is her sister ’single’. Does she claim the single reduction in Council Tax?
More mysteries…
mcavity is a heterosexual. rumours that he doubles up as an androgynous log and spends his time in forests are untrue.
Guido,
Thank you so very much for what you do. The scum who govern us seem to have forgotten who pays their salaries and for whom they work. You are one of the few agents of fear in their grubby little lives. It is entirely for the public good that you and a brave few others expose these charlatans for what they are. Bring them low. Bring some decency back to politics. Make them fear us and not vice versa.
You are by now too famous, too well connected and too good at what you do to have any fear of them. Any attempt to hobble you would surely backfire spectacularly. More power to your elbow.
If you have any truly seismic revelations hidden in your powder store please keep them for the general election campaign. These bastards must be sunk without trace.
When Dave is in No.10 I trust you will hold the Conservatives’ feet to the fire as needs be in just the same fashion.
Very well said, Patrick.
I cannot express how disgusted I am to have had my life governed by this lot for the past however many years, particularly when we went to ‘war’ in Iraq.
Countless people have lost their lives because of this.
The country is in ruins and we have the lowest of the low being paid vast amounts to be the PM’s ‘advisors’, spewing contrived filth about other people while the control freak that is Brown, feigns innocence.
I could go on about the gross abuses at the trough but you know the rest.
What do you mean “when”, who knows, what if enough retards vote for broon :(
This will also teach the Tories that they had better watch their backs as well!
Thought of the weekend:
The Tories hold the voter in contempt.
The Socialists hold the voter in utter contempt.
Couldn’t agree more with you, Patrick.
Guido, you’re the spearhead of reclaiming government from the most amoral group of shysters who’ve run a country since Pol Pot. For this you deserve the thanks of us all and while you’re probably immune from the David Kelly fate now you could still be brought low if you’re set up with a false story or you fail to check your facts carefully – they’ll show no mercy. So take care!
This is not exactly the New World Order I had in mind Guido.
Expect every house to be raied soon under the terrorism laws. The Scorcher has a story of ‘bomb part’ being found at the alleged terror addresses in Liverpool.
Shit! I’ve got at least 2 killos of that stuff in my larder at the moment!!!!
Dont panic! Dont panic!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2375686.ece
Get rid of your flour too!!!!
Are they fucking serious??? SUGAR! the newspaper is reporting this as serious news. The sum total of the evidence produced so far is a few small sachets of sugar.
They say in serious tones that “Sugar can be mixed with chemicals to create an explosive for use in bombs and grenades. Scientists were last night analysing it to determine if it was a secret bomb ingredient.”
Yes but can it not also be used in small quantities to make coffee taste a bit more palatable too?
This reminds me of the Ricin Plot, that happened to be devoid of Ricin, or plot!
I can’t believe its not butter.
Surely the sun are taking the piss. Police bag all sorts of bits and pieces inside the house. Sun writes a story (without a quote from the police etc)
Sun lets the story grow, then later they can be outraged about police banning sugar or whatever.
Bulls back in…Now where did I leave the 5 tonnes of AN fertiliser? Never mind, must fill up at my diesel tank.
Gagging for a fag, now where’s my lighter…….
The police have a policy, not yet admitted as far as I know, of collecting DNA from everyone in the country. All they need is an excuse. Such as possessing sugar or walking on the cracks in the pavement.
I’m glad I didn’t get any in when my sister-in-law came to visit!
Luckily I put lemon in my tea – hope that can’t be used in an illegal manner!
I used to use lemon juice as an invisible ink as a child….write your message and when you warm the paper the writing appears – as if by magic!
So…..who are you sending secret messages to? Tsk, Tsk, you really should use email so your correspondence can be easily tracked and read….
I havent laughed so much in a long time.
This just about sums up the MSM, Spliff the plod and this government in total. They just cannot be serious about this. Fuck me I wouldnt want to be working in Tesco’s at the moment as that would be aiding and abetting wouldn’t it?
Phwhahahhahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Pity the sods at Starbucks too, mostly foreigners and all
Go review dollys book at Amazon its quite a hoot lots already most not very friendly but sooooo funny.
Yes quite a little industry on there.
Amazon is awfully obliging, lets you “review” the scumsters book in depth.
In fact the more “reviews” it gets the faster the price drops.
Try it.
Barclay Bros. cannot run newspapers – The Business went down the drain as did The Telegraph. Claiming credit for exposing McBride is hilarious in today’s rag…..what expose will they run tomorrow ? That Queen Victoria is dead ?
And they think this is a Tory Blog. Even Pravda calls that right – even if they put inverted commas around the phrase “anti-politics”. Its a shame we have lost so many chip shops, that’s the only remaining use for newspaper.
we are not amused
Spare a thought for the sneaking,lying,dishonest coward TOM WATSON MP, scumbag of the month, who is keen to point the finger of blame at others in order to save his own miserable skin, what you might call a cowardly weasel with the morals of a sewer rat, he must have learned well from his master McMental.
Using the threat of lawyers to silence reasonable enquiry, hiding behind scapegoats, TOM WATSON MP is a classic example of a complete and utter hoon, lets hope he is outed by further e-mails and lets hope he has to eat his words in the most embarassing way.
May I object in the strongest terms to the characterisation of a hooman empee as the oxymoronic cowardly weasel? Have we honourable weasels fought in the trenches of evolution only to be libelled in this way?
And some of my best friends are sewer rats. How blind some are to the guerilla warfare being conducted by this underground army against the filth-mongering ways of the urban parasites.
Steady on, it’s what we do.
A serious point here
Who pays for the lawayers and is this not just further abuse of the system where probably taxpayers money is used to fund lawyers that are protecting someone from a scandal?
WHO IS PAYING FOR THESE LAWYERS??????
Who do you think? Yup, that’s right….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/3643000/Tories-must-focus-on-healing-society.html
Tories must focus on healing society?
……..In his Bournemouth speech, Mr Brown praised himself in the form of an apparent apology: “Sometimes people say I am too serious and I fight too hard and maybe that’s true……
……..the endless Brownite proclamations of tough “crackdowns” from the top mean almost nothing if those supposed to be doing the cracking down cannot serve the people among whom they work……….
Nope,
Tories should focus on undoing the damage done to society by the states idiotic welfare state failure rewards and Taxation success punishments.
The state CANNOT improve society beyond a very low level of creating a secure country (and their failing at that too).
The ‘crackdowns’ come when they run out of crack!
You can take that in several ways, but it is an unreconstructed hippy joke!
johnsons media play was stupid , all hes done is make everyone realise that labour are just paying no10 press office to do work that they dont oversee , as if, stroll on my mateys , avin a larf again i think .
so let me get this right gordon brown chief press officer , organises and executes a dark arts campaign via derek draper ,that had and did ruin the labour partys public image and gordon isnt in the loop ???
now tom watson tries to fire back sayng hes been smeared ??? come off it .
prescott wants labour to “no longer require drapers services” , seem to recall prescot being rather a fan of dirty class war politics , strange he suddenly has a road to damascus moment and says it was beastly , however charlie wheelan must be worried about unites backing for labour linked bloggs , why ??, does it expose some sort of large propoganda machine .
boris says labour have lost the moral authority to govern , i would call heathrow debacle alone enough to cry , corruption , Daves furious
caesars wife says join the club , 6 banks , 10 years of unecessary taxation just to clean the mess up , and a government structure and spending regieme that has big problems down the line , a prime minister and a chancellor that doesnt answer questions , or in darlings case doesnt even bother to turn up for a debate . oooohh keep em in the dark “mushroom principal” dont feed the opposition !!
way to go labour , economy wrecked , no accurate figures and then spin tories are the do nothing party , its pathetic !!! and dangerous , business isnt sure if its having a recession or an exclusion .
things have not been like what labour have telling us for some time , the contrived awards for met targets , sums up this lot well , why not design your own awards to make it fit .
weve been had , theyve spent our earnings , supped champagne , flew around the world , run a ponzi scheme called “globalisation” and now here we are hoping we can retrieve somthing out of the rotten cess pit .
the PM cant say sorry , he says he has regrets , regrets !! ime bloody livid , how on earth did we get into this mess , why did we trust them ??? its clear they havent been honest , despite blairs sanctimonious sencerity . i mean you have to be pretty corrupt to risk the uk banking sector , let alone have to be member of the callapse by standers club , as you have an account with them .
i know the press have been postulating over when or if brown would go , remember labour said gordon would have to go if poll ratings didnt improve by christmas 2008 , well that was worth is weight in gold then ??.
this isnt your useual political corruption , or even the more lighter term of dysfunctional democracy , this is goverment of the bully fronting a corruption in the basic values of honesty , i really cant recall anything quite like it , it has amassed power and then corrupted nearly everything it has touched .
it may well be a sort of moral deficet, but that is being too kind , i am wondering if some things arnt broken beyond repair .
a bit old hat relating to animal farm , but it just exemplifies so well , where labour and socialism end , they have a class war , the farmer is turfed out , the pigs then apportion work , then put everyone to it and then run it all, and everyone into the ground as they become consumed with the unelected power of prising everyone from an natural organic pattern into there ideaology , by ever more fiercer diktats .
of course you can be seduced into being a pig on grounds that it appears to be mean you are “one up” , heres an extra 6 mill for your pension pot .
but that is it , when the political elite start doling out our money , gained form our work to effectively buy support or at least not open there mouths to crticise , you can see how honesty is sacrificed , labour tell you what they want you to know , use fear “you dont want to go back” and then your ensnared , you cant decide , a prisoner .
its a poison that creeps through , common functions of society , rendering personal responsibility a matter for lawyers .
what really gauls me is how education has been bitten by this narcotic , dumbing down only makes you less likely to challenge the state , getting you used to the electric prod , controling the access monitoring you , adjusting to keep control. making it difficult to know anything about what they do , using a broad brush of gloss to cover the rot and throwing you a few scraps of cheap goods , whilst more taxation is required to keep the political class cosy and expanding , so that they can refine how to mind bend you more .
for 12 years they have creating a eutopia , and ladies and gentlemen may i present traa laa ” broken britain” , the destitute maiden of a tyrannical ideaology and labour party .
and to think the lib dems see them selves as heirs to labour , with new soft euro socialism version 2 , talk about , sucessful conversion??
a film called invasion of the body snatchers spings to mind , they put a pod next to you and when you fall asleep , free thinking you dies and you become a looky likey drone , working to convert everyone else into a sort of borg collective.
things can only get better ?? caesars wife thinks things can only get debtor and this liar of prime minisiter isnt going to tell you the truth , as the truth is subserviant to the socialist ideaology and its moods, that is why it fails , why it always fails , as the truth wains , vassilates and fades , so does the best we can be as human beings .
we have been bashed over the head, robbed and pushed in the gutter , i cant see myself ever voting labour again (and i have a few elections left in me yet), i feel sick just thinking about giving blair my X in 97 , for it to end up like this . load of bloody wasters .
Well….thats a lot of words, but I agree with every one. GCSEs might not be worth the paper, but most people are smart enough to know they are being fucked.
Have you seen the new Yell advert, ‘118 247′?
Isn’t it a catchy tune?
Great post, you have described nuliebore to a tee!
Thank you, Caesars Wife. Succinctly put. – on behalf of many but what to do. What to do? I have voted tory in the past but I can’t see them having my x either. For heavens sake, don’t these political people get it yet. I can only vote with concience and on behalf of the younger ones, who we are told are to be paying for this. I don’t want to pay for this and I don’t want my children to neither. We need a clean slate somehow.
We have to get rid of Labour first. Hold your nose if you have too but vote Tory and avoid splitting the vote. Splitting the vote potentially alows Labour another five years.
Then at the next election when Labour have been utterly decimated go for who you wish.
Its the only way to be sure to get rid of this corrup regime for certain. Dont split the vote danger and Labour lays on that path
What have you got against capital letters?
…and grammar….and punctuation…..and spelling…..
sorry I thought you said capitalist letters
Ooh, isn’t everything in the garden rosy today. I’ve had my hair done too, nice hint of ginge.
How is your web server(s?) doing?
Funny you should mention that, three trips and no entry to firstly website then comment feed…veeery interesting but are they coming for us, even the paranoid have enemies you know, re-boot and then in at 0818. Whassup?
Someone messing about out there in the ether.
You are only picking on my friend Jaqui because she is a woman. In any event, the cost of the plaque was paid for by the general public – expense claim being sent in this week. A “Mr Timney” has generously donated two screws to fix it (at least that is what I think he said – he said he liked screwing, and watching screwing).
Finally – Hattie for PM
The Prime Minister has my full support. I have put all my washing machines on spin.
Following my recent holiday erm fact finding visit to the middle east, to discuss democracy, I have discovered a new method of dealing with dissidents and Tories. Apparently it is difficult to type if you have no hands – so that sorts out the bloggers. Although removing someone’s head may be classed as somewaht insensitive, it tends to keep them quiet. So, there you have it Guido has his hands cut off, and the Tories have their heads cut off. I can then continue my successful career as a sponger erm speaker.
Guido, your site is up and down like a whore’s drawers this morning mate.
The Downing St gossip machine was used mainly to keep Labour Ministers and MPs in line.
It is quite clear that much of what was on Mc Bride’s computer will be “true” stories about the whole of the Parliamentary Labour party, (including fellow Ministers), which were used by Brown to blackmail colleagues and MPs into line.
These computers need to be in the hands of the police as soon as humanly possible.
So the police can blackmail them instead?
The police will dispose of them in a lawful manner.
4.21 stopping service from Waterloo (Trolley service available)
It’s within the rules.
and certainly started in America
To be pedantic about this America actually started in the UK .
So its either Morons fault or Plymouths take your pick.
This story will, as they say, run and run. Others might become involved. The self-destruction of the Telegraph is most interesting and very enlightening.
No more the Torygraph?
Don’t imagine it will worry the Barclay brothers but I’ve now switched to the Indy and the Sunday can go hang.
God knows what Bill Deedes would make of the rag now.
The Maily Triviagraph is a late paper…it is no more…it is deceased….
Guido Fawkes – National Treasure
Amazing considering he is Irish. Highlighting the problems of England, which began in Scotland.
..via America of course
hello cuddly wuddlies gordon would just like to wish you all a lovely moring and tell you how much he loves the fluffy bunny wunnies because we are now being super duper nice at number ten would never say anything nasty wasty ever ever again.
loves kisses your huggable big fat liar
yes, I’d heard that he had appointed Russell Brand as McBride’s replacement.
I wasn’t wanking when I watched them porn films. I was getting a blow job from the missus.
The Saviour of the World,
Master of the Universe,
Greatest Chancellor of all Time
World Statesman
says
OH Shit, I have been Guidoed
The End
Where were the protection officers? That could have been a bomb you planted. Looks like jacoffs official car out front.
Where were the bombs up North? The operation that Quick’s bumbling screwed up so spectacularly.
+ + + New Labour : Discredited, Corrupt, Inept, Nasty : It’s What We Are ™+ + +
Brilliant post as ever! But at midnight again? When we need you to be on top form?
Guido dear, do get some sleep!
Nice
Purnell’s toast – yes, we pay for it.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1108146_mp_defends_expenses
“His spokesman said: “We have no intention of commenting on leaked documents, but are confident all claims are within Commons guidelines and have been approved – nor is there any allegation that they weren’t.”"
That’s a new one for the Neo-Nazis. Anything in a “leaked” document can now be ignored. Airbrushed out of history because they won’t comment on it.
Very clever. Very cunning. Very conniving. Very New Labour.
As one of the posters asks, ‘What DOES the Honourable (?) James Purnell spend his £ 140,000 p.a. salary on if he is claiming £ 400 per month on ‘groceries’ ?
Worse thing is that he looks such a smug looking c*nt, the feckin hoon!
I have to confess I would also look nauseatingly smug if the Taxpayers were picking up my monthly shopping bill plus a fat salary together with a very fine gold-plated index-linked pension. Let’s not forget that when these leeches get booted into touch they also pick up about a year’s lump sum severance pay as well. They obviously need the consolation of extra lucre to cushion themselves against the realities of the Real World i.e. real people have to budget for their own shopping…
Great interview with Nadine Dorries MP this morning on News24. Put that wet, feminine, left wing male interviewer in his place.
Spot on with all her comments about Gordon trying to blame to “policy” which is currently already adequate.
Daniel Hannan is right – Gordon is pathologically incapable of apologising.
Brown didn’t just know about this smear operation, he deliberately set it up. He has been operating in this way ever since he was involved in student politics.
Lies, smears, blackmail and intimidation are how Brown has got where he is today.
He who lives by the sword etc.
You’ve been rumbled matey, fuck off.
Just seen on pb.com……
“In the so-called apology letter Brown apparently says to the smear victims: “I understand your embarrassment”
What is Brown trying to imply here? Why should the Camerons and the Osbornes etc feel “embarrassed” because Labour spiners have told LIES about them?
By referring to their supposed “embarrassment” it sounds like Brown is trying to infer there is some truth to the smears and he is thereby continuing to smear them.”
Er – if they didn’t think there would be some ‘embarrassment’ there’d be no point in making up the stories, would there?
So all McTwat is saying is “I know why this was all set up”?
Gordon ‘I Feel Your Pain’ Brown is no relation to Gordon ‘I Feel Your Embarrassment’ Brown
Gerald Warner doesn’t seem to be too sure that this is a ‘dawn of a new age’. Mind you, this is the Telegraph and they are still trying to spin their way out of the mess they made…
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/Gerald_Warner/blog/2009/04/13/blogosphere_revolution_is_as_phoney_as_our_redundant_parliamentary_system_
Hmmm ‘”revolutionary” Tory bloggers ‘….does he mean Guido?
Giovanni: dont get over excited. This may be a cunning plot to keet you at your keyboard and off the streets taking more direct action.
Did I get hot under the collar, till I read it carefully lol
It’s Brown who is embarrasesed. Remember the ‘I feel your pain’ moment – it’s the same thought.
He cannot humanly know what feelings and angst the Camerons and Osbornes and Dorries have. he is covering his own tracks.
Brown is a turd
Now we all know it!
And we all know what you can’t polish.
Crikey ! This footage should nt be accessible until after the watershed
If you look closely, in the background, I’m sure you can see Labour MPs furiously filling in expenses forms before the next General Election.
Could someone upload a pertinent question to Comrade Brown,
such as, why are porno films so expensive in Redditch ?
The Blue shoots are appearing !!
Just had a look at that pathetic rag and former newspaper known as “The Daily Telegraph” regurgitating old news as if they were scoops. They have just found out that Draper and Brown had lunch together at Chequers so, nudge nudge, wink, wink, there may well be a connection between Brown and “smeargate”. Pulitzer prize already on its way.
May I recommend:- http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/fergus_shanahan/article2375497.ece
Excellent-should be WIDELY disseminated!
Stephen Pound on Sky News attacks freedom of speech lamenting that you can say anything online. Yes you bald, old, soppy, worthless, eyebrow dying, creepy, hateful Hoon you can.
I have already repaid all the expenses I could not get away with. My husband’s porn is now a personal metter. I am getting on with the job.
re js i was warned as a child never to trust anyone with thin lips, hope yours are ok guido!
How were Gordon’s ‘letters’ to Cam, Os and Doris delivered?
Post, email, pigeon, courier? Can we check as the expense should not be down to the taxpayer, but Brown personally or the Labour Party.
It will be a silly issue like this that decides the matter, not the fact that Brown is the worst Prime Minister and Chancellor that we have/ will ever see.
Brown -’ I am sorry for using the office franking machine’.
The whole of McBride’s salary should be down to the Liebour parteh, along with all the other scheming, plotting, sewer-rats in No 10.
Where’s my pie.
Morning Guido. Morning Bazel Hlears – grandma’s just arrived for a daily dose of nihilism then I’m off to my WI meeting – today we are having a lecture on how to cook with mongolian yak’s milk in support of our great leader’s campaign to abolish local farmers and not to buy british. Love the plaque – can I have one too? – I’ve lived longer then she has, I’m less dependent on the state and I buy my own bathplugs
bathplugs did you say? want a special offer
The chipmunk has joined the firefighting efforts attempting to put out the flames around the bunker.
As Daniel Hannan said, Jonah is “pathologically incapable” of apologising. Sky & BBC still leading, although BBC just said the Tories don’t want this dwelled upon for too long as “people might start believing the allegations”. Is that the ZaNu attack plan, like McGuire did, suggest that these lies are true and try and do ZaNu’s work for it?
The focus seems to be shifting away from Watson and Draper; Draper is the low hanging fruit here (well, rotten apple) so the focus should be to pick him off for his earlier lies.
Give that person a medal…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h a….
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Certain visitors to number ten today will be encouraging the prime minister to step down.
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give us some more clues pls :)
Perhaps Lord Arthur Daley, our national second-hand car czar?
No, he’s too busy waiting for the price of gold to drop so that he can flog some more.
Trust they go in the backdoor then, otherwise files may be photographed Quick-like
I know no front door!
Must pull you up on this one chaps. How can you say that Hazel isnt worth one. Deep down you all know you would shag her. I’d happily spend all my luncheon vouchers for an afternoon of bliss with her. Come on guys confront your fantasies and admit it.
I didn’t realise the vouchers are still available in denominations under a pound.
@194;
She’s got change.
Has politics sunk this low. What next?
PS must admit Nadine get my vouchers.
Top marks.
I have just read this blog for the first time after hearing this guy interviewed.
I thought he was pathetic in the interview and even worse in this blog. What a shame we have people like this. To think that people who think this is good could one day run our country!!
Perhaps you prefer illegal wars, incompetent government, a paranoid PM and major-league expense fiddling?
Yes, Yes i do
Ship out then, apply for your refund as you leave.
Well just swallow your tongue Pte Miggs and I’ll arrange it. Do you like Fava beans?
Please do not think that many of us are now willing to describe this as ” our”country anymore. What Lab have done is make us strangers in what was once a country that gave us nationhood. Once Lab implode and fragment, which will happen eventually, (the new labour/ power at any cost consensus having ended) then comes the job of rebuilding and reclaiming the nation for the good of all. With freedom restored and economic sanity governing expenditure.
I can highly recommend the Weblog of Craig Murray, writer, former British Ambassador and political dissident, where he has published a copy of his formal letter to Tom Watson MP requesting action for an immediate police investigation as to the alleged (“prima facie”) criminal misconduct of McBride and Whelan whilst in public office.
So that’s where Toby Young lives…..
I call him “Kindling”.
Hell I must be dreaming ,Iv’e just seen the Chipmunk getting mauled well gummed on Pravda 24
as everyone is talking of unsubstatiated claims, can somone please clear up and substatiate the matter of this photo of Brown on a rocking horse wearing a nappy and a stetson?
Is Brown gay?
You don’t have to be gay to do that.
Please, please, don’t let Brown step down before this rocking horse photo is released to the media!
Well now the McBride fella has departed the wing, there’s one person that knows the truth about McHoon. Dont expect McBridfe to leave the civil service just yet though, he knows an awful lot else too!
On Today a representative of “First Division Civil Servants” Union (?) said that McBride had left the Civil Service and had not just resigned his appointment.
Yes – as a goose !
Is the horse having a shit ?
Strangely it misses out her time as a home economics teacher though, the pinnacle of her career.
A blue plaque for all hooners.
Er, it’s Captain Mainwaring surely?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_George_Mainwaring
I submitted my tax return today.
I put “Braveheart’s Scottish Bank Job” and “Screw the Electorate VII” DVD’s on expenses.
Will they approve?
Yes. It’s within the rules; if they say it’s not just shriek ‘ I am mortified’.
Maybe i’m out of touch but what were
the porn titles ?
My MP, in general conversation this weekend, thinks all the current talk of allowances is “nonsense”.
They are so out of touch.
I cannot believe it, already it is the start of another 3 day week for me and not much happening or requiring my attention. My God, any normal person would be embarrassed to be getting my fat salary of £108,000 plus perks and scams, I however am not!
Front page story in this morning’s Financial Times Deutschland:
Die Strapsfantasien des “McPoison” (the garter fantasies of McPoison).
The report finishes:
When the towers of the New York World Trade Centre collapsed on the 11th of September, a lady spin-doctor sent the following circular in the form of an e-mail: “A good day to bury bad news”.
Why do so many honest people still suppot such rogues?
First I’ve heard of garters in this affair – is Mandy involved as well?
yes….Jo Steele it was I think… and she has now moved on to the dizzy heights of primary school teacher, because you see these Labour Clientalists need such big salaries and expenses to reflect what they would earn out side the Westminster village!!
You sure that’s not a blue plague? Or is a blue plague what will decimate the Parliamentary Labour Party next year?
Probably lesbian porn too. Which is nice.
So, in other news, Toby Young apparently pronounces ‘Guido’ as ‘gweedoh’. What’s up with that? Surely it’s ‘guy-doh’, as in Guy Fawkes — no?
Oh.You mean the pop-pop-hiss audio blog? ;)
Isn’t it ‘Ghee-Dough’ the stuff that causes heart attacks in those who consume it.
It’s pronounced “gay-dar”.
Tuscan Tone will be along to enlighten you shortly.
There are regional variations but the received pronunciation is Gweedow Forks. The BBC have their own variation, Geedow (with a hard g), for reasons best known to themselves.
Right, back to the terrace, where Polly is bellowing like a fishwife for her next rum ‘n prosecco.
OT (slightly) but since last Friday the number of posts to Guido’s blog has multiplied somewhat. This is becoming more than a blog, it is becoming a movement and I don’t mean the type that MacLoon or his acolytes are having at the moment.
You are a deluded mental case.
The beauty of the surge in visitors to Guidiot’s blog is the following:
People who would otherwise not have seen the craven ways of the right wing Midshipman Dan Hannan fans can see and read with their own eyes the filth and warped ways of the followers of Her Majesty’s Opposition.
Get ready for another good kicking you losers.
Try doing your w**nking in private then
Err no you’re the loser Mr Baiter. Well over 2 million people have seen Dan Hannan’s speech on you tube and god knows how many people now read Guido’s site since his latest scoop. This is good news and is called the free media. If you don’t like what is being said, go and visit Labour List where they are ‘talking about the issues that matter’. Or better still tell your mate Derek that we miss him.
That’s what I like so much about the left, they can’t win the argument so need to make it personal. I think that is why there is such a shit storm at the moment, innit?
I consider it an honour to have been the recipient of this abuse. As an non-Tory, who backed Labour back in 1997, I can now confirm that Labour will never have my vote.
Unfortunatley most of those ‘viewers’ are US Rednecks who live in places like Nebraska and Pensecola Florida plus a few UK dinosaurs in places like Billericay or Catford.
Midshipman Dan Hannan, the sailor who wants to sink HMS NHS.
Caulk that!
Get ready for another good kicking, at least you’re used to it.
Master: Don’t knock Dan – thats the best shaftin of McBroon I’ve seen. The lad’s got a set, unlike our distinguished (not) PM.
Frances Osborne has complained to the Press Complaints Commission!
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/people,,frances-osborne-goes-to-press-commission,81749
Most families have black sheep of one kind or another, and Frances Osborne’s is no exception.
Racist.
I have to tell yow that I am deeply offended by that colour reference and I am going to call Job Brand immediately so that we can have a good cry about it.
p.s.
I am not Benny Hill’s love-child, he was too politically incorrect for me to be related to him
Guido,
Thank you for one of the most interesting & enthralling Bank Holidays I can remember.
I was somewhere nice with only a small radio for company & to listen to this unfoled was simply amazing.
Anyone who really believes that McMental knew nothing of the antics of his attack dog should really seek help.
McPoison was McMental’s attack dog for the very reasons you have exposed.
This whole episode also exposes Labours lack of any policy or strategy towards the General Election;
* Labour cannot fight the General Election on their record.
* Labour cannot fight the next general Election on the strength of their solutions to the fiscal nightmare Britain faces (& that we all know “started in Scotland”)
So that left dirty underhand smears as their only General Election camapign strategy.
That is how vaccuous & low Labour has become.
And absolutely Brown knew. It is inconcievable that he did not know what his closest pit bull was up to for all those years of serving him.
Brown knew. Ask John Reid, ask any of the victims of McPoisons “red on red” attacks to any challengers to Browns “Coronation after Blairs usurption.
Brown knew.
So what, all this has shown is what a pair of wimps Cameron and Osborne are, who wants them?
The conservatives are in for another good kicking, the losers.
Violence and threats, how Labour.
All this fucking smearing from Nulab makes me wonder if they are running a “dirty” protest at No10 . There is so much shit emanating from there that they must be scraping it off the walls.
Don’t think it can be a proper “dirty” protest. Two Dinners Tommy and Gorging Brown certainly are nt refusing ( taxpayer-funded ) food.
Very Funny………good one
Off-Topic but just heard a teacher on 5Live justifying a 10% pay increase on the basis that if teachers had more disposable income to spend it would help re-inflate the economy…
What fucking planet are they on?
Did they have the brass neck to ask for more holidays also (13 weeks is not enough) so that they are able to spend the rise and assist McCavity’s fiscal plans!!
It’s usually goes like….”its been a long term and we need the rest”…
Tw*ts when private industry get 20-25 days a year + bank hols and have to earn the wealth to pay for this profligacy!!
Yup, pay them for only the time they work, ie 9 months of the year. Anything else is quite unjustified. Guido’s scoop truly a landmark in blogging history, but it has kept these teacher-hoons off the screen. Their annual conference is like watching something from another universe, so entertaining (in a shit kind of way).
Guido,
If your out of bed, how’s your head?
Don’t mention Clive Goodman, capeesh?
How much does she claim for groceries?
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1108146_mp_defends_expenses
Far from drawing a line in the sand, Gordon’s inadequate letters are adding fuel to the fire.
A ‘Tired and Emotional’ Spokes PorkPerson for 10 Drowning (in Debt) Street has issued the following statement :
‘ 1. The Beloved and Glorious Leader still cannot answer questions directly, but has asked me to make plain that He is busy doing jobbies for his gullible sheeple, mostly in regard to what some laughingly refer to as ‘The Budget’. Well, – we all know where that will get us! In the meantime, he would like me to assure the sheeple that nothing is His fault!
2. Mzz. J Boot, Minsta for Terrorists ‘n Tourism wishes to thank taxpayers for her bath plug, and wishes to say she has enjoyed it very much this weekend.
3. The Loyal Speaker, the Obedient Servant of the Beloved Leader, wishes to thank taxpayers for his three homes, and to say he has enjoyed them this weekend.
There are no apologies.’
Statement ends
Guido. I think you should stop smearing her mate
:-)
Whose mate? Five Bellies’?
off topic, a bit, but who cares.
Jaqui’s claims
We have had sky for ever. We have paid to watch a film possibly three times. One weekend they watched the gayers porn, a kids film and “oceans load of tripe” twice, because it wasnt their hard earned coin they pressed the buttons and whatever captured their interest they watched.
Now. If I was a betting man, and I am, this will mean this is not one weekend of a gayporn oceans fest. No they do it every week, and have done so for a good while.
*Drum roll please*
Bring the rest of the expenses out. Now
Can’t leave this unchallenged. The Oceans series are my favourites – even outscores my boxed set of John Wayne movies.
Honestly, some of you folk on here have no taste or class – if you want proof – NuLab have been voted in 3 times.
Not by me …
Hi Jacquie,
Sorry about the porn films again. You know it’s just your little Ritchy Witchy geting all hotty wotty whilst you are away. I don’t need that stuff whilst your in town, you know that don’t you, you little minx!
I do feel hot today though. If I write another anonymous letter of support to the local paper about you will you sit on it for me later? Woof woof!
I hope no one else reads this email by the way!
Lv U
Richie XXXX
ps Eddy says hi by the way!
Hi Richie,
I’ll be round later to comfort your Member for Red-Itch,
Jacquie XXXX
This is abominable. You people on this blog celebrate the downfall of that nice gay man Mr McBride and you like taking the michael about my wife’s 2nd home expenses. She works very hard and is a woman so don’t pick on her. Also the above letter is not from me. It is a travesty. I am gay and I watch gay porn therefore I support ZaNuLieBore. Please stop impersonating me.
I can’t read the writing – does it say, “Richard Timney wanked here, cock in hand and snout buried in the public trough”?
Very funny!
And she sits my end as well!
for less than 88p?
Does this mean Guido Fawmes will stop spreading ‘unsubstantiated allegations’?
Tra laa!
Does this mean Guido Fawmes will stop spreading ‘unsubstantiated allegations’?
Tra laa!
Thanks for the link Guido re Daily Telegraph/ Janet Daley (so called Blog).
Janet’s whining sour grapes is a joy to see. It must have been great in the old days, a time when you could print half truths and lies to bolster you or your masters opinion and dress it up as factual news without any real possibility of challenge from your readers.
Must have been great fun to edit out those unpleasant replies that did not suit your argument.
How inconvenient to have to get off your arse get your own stories and, justify your opinion with hard fact and be truthful as well.
How annoying that your ranting jealousy it laid bare for the entire world to see.
” In an attempt to boost the embattled Prime Minister’s flagging spirits, a group of former Blairwimmin assenbled on Horseguards this morning. Led by the Secretary of State for DIY , Appliances and Closures at 11.00am sharp, to a barked command from BSM Lamy, they delivered a 21 Gunt salute…..”
…unfortunately it was impossible to distinguish which were the horses and which were the wimmin…
You have sat here too long for any good you have been doing lately … Depart, I say; and let us be done with you. In the name of God, go! – Oliver Cromwell dismisses the Rump Parliament on 20 April 1653.
To Parliament as a whole and to Gordon Brown’s wholly incompetent, dishonest and corrupt Government in particular.
Repeated by Leo Amery (a Conservative) in 1940 against Chamberlain’s inept government to very great effect.
What does it take for a Labour MP to (re-)dicover same spine?
AJC
I see that Dolly’s dreary effort ‘Life Support’ ( or should it be ‘My Wife’s my Support’ ) is getting a well-deserved hammering from Customer Reviews…
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Life-Support-Derek-Draper/dp/1848500440/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239707446&sr=1-1
In case you missed the complete tag list for the book, here it is:
liars (9), fake qualifications (7), hoon (7), scumbag (7), unethical (7), scruffy (5)
crap (3), lies (3), tramps (3), anton dubeke (1), bogus qualifications (1), car crash (1), curse of jonah (1), disgusting (1), dolly (1), drivel (1), faeces (1), failure (1)
guido s roadkill (1), i live on a park bench (1), in berkeley not at berkeley (1)
it s near berkeley (1), kate garraways tramp (1), owned by guido (1), p3wnd (1)
plagerism (1), proppa writa (1), rubbish (1), save your money (1), soapdodger (1)
total loser (1), turps nudger (1)uber tramp (1), useless (1), weasel faced rapist (1)
worst book ever (1)
There must be more than that surely?
Bejasus, I had to go and look up Turps Nudger so I did!
Turps nudger:
Alcoholic, one that nudges the turps
If some entrepreneurial printer gets these blue plaques into the joke shops asap I can see the ammount sold would in itself solve the Credit Crunch……better get them Copyrighted Guido.
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We int neva gonna vote out our benefactorin nulaberr cos they pays all us chavs loads in benifits to stay at ome n grow our own skunk innit-proper bo!
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HaHa, good joke.
Dear Jaqui, please find enclosed my order for 1X adult flick,” Confessions of a Greedy Home Secretary”.
Be a love and “bang” it on the expenses…Gracias.
Did we taxpayers foot the bill for this?
Dear Guido,
STILL no contact from The Yard concerning my complaint against Jacqui Smith and Richard Timney alleging theft, false accounting, obtaining a pecuniary advantage by deception and conspiracy. I have now reported this alleged crime THREE times. No surprise there, then! If the commander happens to be reading about this for the first time here, or Jacqui or Richard for that matter, give me a call and I’ll explain all about the ALLEGED breach of the criminal law: 07813 06 75 19
Why blame Jaqui, like McBRUIN she can blame somwoe else, but look at Mandy….
from the BBC news.
His introduction to the Lords came as it emerged he will continue to receive taxpayer-funded EU pay worth £234,000 over three years – in addition to his annual ministerial salary of £104,386.
It’s delightful to see the beautiful, talented and accomplished young lady finally getting the recognition she deserves. I’ve been singing her praises to all and sundry and I keep getting beaten up for my pains (and I must say, I’m getting heartily sick and tired of Intensive Care wards. Seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all.)