Brown’s Bunker is Getting Ready for a Dirty Campaign
Tom Watson is the MP who led the plotters putsch that was the prelude to getting rid of Blair – his reward is to now be ensconced in Downing Street. There he spends his time briefing, with a breathtaking level of mendacity, against any who dare to threaten Brown. He is intensely proud of his reputation as a loyalist enforcer. If only he knew that Tory strategists cheerfully toast Watson’s name in thanks for his part in getting rid of the thrice-election-winning Blair and replacing him with the voter repelling Brown.
Watson also had a hand in the brutal briefing against Stephen Carter, who was brought in to bring some light into the bunker after the disastrous election that never was debacle. The dark arts were wielded against Carter and he was successfully turfed out of Downing Street within a year by the jealous old guard in the Brown bunker.
Watson is now the Minister for Digital Engagement – he is a Twitterer and blogger too. It is from his blog we learn that he has been reading Mudslingers: The Twenty-five Dirtiest Political Campaigns of All Time. The blurb says “the political historian who is intrigued by the down right nasty will be interested in Mudslingers” – that would be Watson alright.
If you want an indication of what kind of electoral strategy they are planning in the Brown bunker, here is clear evidence. The general election is going to make Crewe and Nantwich look like a schoolgirl’s playground fight. They are intent on a dirty, smear filled, personalised, negative, divisive political campaign that will reach a new low in British politics. Look at the people who are at the heart of the Brown bunker – brutal, malevolent, mendacious unpleasant-to-the-core people like Tom Watson, Ian Austin, Nick Brown and Damian McBride. They have no coherent positive strategy, they only have political poison to offer. It won’t work…
Fine by me….more than enough brown stuff to throw back at them!
We’ve pissed off £2.5 Trillion pounds of taxpayers money, mostly to our banker friends, we’ve bought a load of banks that should have been folded, after 12 years of spending we have nothing to show for any of the money you’ve paid, we’ve created a police state Stalin would have been proud of, we’ve smashed freedom, we’ve smashed democracy, we have a politicised out of control police, we’ve smashed people’s pensions and savings and made them dependent on the state, we’ve flooded the country with the world’s undesirables criminals and terrorists, we’ve made sure you’re all in debt up to the hilt, and we’ve run to the IMF for a bailout because we’ve pissed so much money up a wall (on crap like ID cards, UK travel computer, NHS computer system).
But those nasty Tories had 15% interest rates and negative equity. Look how good we are, under New Labour a record low 0.5% interest rate, and record low inflation. The Tories would* cut pensions, cut child benefit, not go ahead with help for small businesses, not give help to homeowners**, and not give help to advancing public investment.
* As Brown ranted in Prime Ministers Questions on April Fools day 2009.
** Homeowners are people who don’t have a mortgage, but Gordon Brown and the other New Labour voters are pig shit ignorant they don’t know the difference between someone with or without a mortgage. You don’t own a home until you’ve paid the entire mortgage off you ignorant morons!
And while they’re helping the “homeowner” ie mortgage payer, what help are they giving to the rent payer! Mortgages may have gone down, but I can assure you my rent hasn’t!
You’re right Perspective, about Brown’s pig ignorance of the way he has Traa Laahd his great plan to save homeowners struggling with their mortgages, promising security while all the populace losing their jobs will have a year of hell trying to keep these homes.
I asked my bank the specific question as to when the ‘great help’ was going to materialise, and got an answer worthy of the most menial town hall part-timer…
“We don’t have any idea when the policy will be brought in, there is absolutely nothing we can offer which relates to the government’s plan on this. There may be an announcement in three months time”.
So there you have it, the nationalised banks now pratting around with ithe same ncoherent lazy incompetence just like the idiots who cobbled up the spin in the first place.
I could use some parliamentary expenses right now…
yep.
Wow that says it all.
Annon 103
Dear Perspective
Of course you own your house or you would not be able legally to give your lender a mortgage on your house as security for the loan. Get your facts right
We should all look to http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/ to spot methods the bastards use.
Anon 436.
If you have to give the deeds to your house to the mortgage company to secure a loan from them, you now longer “own” the home, the mortgage company does. It is not by accident that in adverts it states “Your home may be at risk if you do not keep up the repayments.” That’s because it’s NOT your home until you pay the mortgage off and get those deeds back. If you like, look at a copy of your deeds at the land registry if you have a mortgage, and see who owns it (listed as a mortgage / charge on the property).
You uneducated socialist!
I don’t like muck raking BUT
1. who hacked into the emails? surely this is a criminal offence.
2.What happened to all the oil revenues when Thatcher was around. (If we are talking about waste). We certainly didn’t see any of it, and without those revenues god only knows what state the economy would have been in at that time.
Whats sauce for the goose……….
All Politicians need to have one overriding skill and that is to lie through their teeth, every last one of them
Perspective said:
‘we’ve bought a load of banks that should have been folded’
And ruined a perfectly good bank called Lloyds TSB (without HBOS) which was paying me a dividend stream in my retirement. Now I get nothing and my savings income (from the money I saved for retirement income) now pays fuck all. We don’t go out spending on major items but we sure as hell notice our utilities, tax and food bills (weakness of the currency) increasing. Tempary VAT reduction has little or no effect on these items. That’s our inflation for you. Zanulab are utter shite.
It they were perfectly good banks, they could get by without asking taxpayers for cash.
However, my main point on what you said is that New Labour never have given a shit about shareholders, just ask those that invested in Railtrack before New Labour effectively folded it to create their even bigger money black hole Network Rail. They took a solvent company, and made it insolvent, and with the paid-for courts blessing.
New (or old) Labour have always hated shareholders. Now the problem is that nearly all PRIVATE sector pensions rely on the stock market (share price). The FTSE was 4435 on 1 May 1997 (day of electing New Labour), now look where it is, 3983 today. Twelve years and nothing to show for it. The private sector pensions are smashed, and that’s before the £5bn a year private pension raid is even taken to account.
The public sector however have taxpayers to rely on to bail out their ever larger scheme, so they do not have to worry about anything, they are not stock market reliant.
New Labour = same old envy of people who don’t want to rely on the state.
Perspective, agreed.
Anon 103
Perspective – “New (or old) Labour have always hated shareholders”…
Well of course they have, they are unreconstructed marxo-socialist shites whose job as University of North Britain infiltrators is to destroy the system so they can take the country to the next level of manipulative socialist nirvana – somewhere on a level with Albania.
Sharpen the guillotines and re-read the Treason Act.
Exactly so, Perspective.
Your final point is the nub, to my mind. Socialists want to create heaven on earth, a delightful prospect but one as likely of fulfilment as my ascending to the throne of England.
On finding that not everyone shares their utopian vision, their instinct is to ban variety. The sheer untidiness of human beings’ diverse desires offends them; being unable to convert everyone to their point of view, they resort to undermining or banning that with which they do not agree.
Conveniently for them, the very people who resist them most happen to be the derided middle class, an Aunt Sally that can be paraded at any time to invoke class solidarity among the unskilled and under-educated. These last are in the majority and so are an electoral prize worth having.
The foundations on which the independence of the middle class rests include:-
- a belief in education;
- a conviction that one should be, as far as possible, responsible for oneself;
- living within one’s means (over the medium-long term);
- providing civilised conditions for one’s family;
- taking responsibility for one’s errors and mistakes;
- respect for the law;
- supporting one’s own children;
- civility to all;
- decent, unobtrusive public behaviour;
- voluntary and charitable work;
- provision for oneself in old age.
NuLab, and OldLab, hate all these values. People who hold them cannot be herded into publicly-owned housing and threatened by landlords, cannot be cowed into conformity by the threat of withdrawal of benefits; dare to question Gordon’s Truths and answer back; will retain independence throughout life and even – whisper it – try to leave money to their children!
At all costs this group must be destroyed. The work of destruction proceeds apace.
Evidence?
1. The plan to cause the collapse of the housing market by building across the whole of southern England (since overtaken by events);
2. The collapse of pension schemes, brought about largely by Brown’s £5bn/yr raids;
3. The ruination of the education system;
4. The insidious, creeping introduction of political correctness, ensuring that truth can never again be spoken to power;
5. The destruction of the value of savings;
6. The support of the profligate while punishing the thrifty;
7. The removal of democratic control from localities (where middle-class busybodies used to get involved) and its relocation at the centre, where decisions are safe from interference.
…….and much more besides.
I know about this because, to my amusement and shame, in my teens I professed communism. May I be forgiven.
Again wow that sys it all. Well done.
Anon 103
To: ruth kelly’s plaything – comment 371
Could not have put this better! well said!
Agree with all comments Anonymous.
I believe it is still the case that civil servants don’t even contribute to their pensions and LGs have become more and more bureaucratic and less and less productive.
The time has come for the Civil Service and LGovernment to contract and certainly the time has come to review the pensions of these workers many of whom are paid very generous salaries. Pensions based on a last year salary should now be a thing of the past. The Nation simply cannot afford it.
We are beginning to resemble France and look where they are!
Even that self disillusioning, incontinent, incompetent Broon must realise that the party conference will cost him what tiny shreds of public support remain. He must go for an election before then if he wants any semblance of a Labour party left in Parliament.
Brown, like many bullies almost certainly has narcissistic personality disorder
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, lack of empathy, as indicated by at least five of:
1. a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is “special” and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement, ie unreasonable expectations of especially favourable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
6. is interpersonally exploitative, ie takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy and is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes
New Labour is basically government by group narcissistic personality disorder
http://www.bullyonline.org/workbully/npd.htm
The story’s broken at last
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/5138271/Row-as-Number-10-emails-smear-Tories.html
Row as Number 10 emails ’smear Tories’
Downing Street is at the centre of a fresh security scare after it emerged that private emails written by one of Gordon Brown’s senior officials had ended up in the hands of one of Britain’s most controversial political bloggers.
Look on the bright side – at least they’re thinking of having an election sometime!
Sounds more like being a smug Scottish git syndrome to me – something that has infected the rest of the non-Scottish members of the cabinet as well!
I agree. Bring it on! the dirtier is gets the better it is for the Opposition. Politics has become too namby pamby. With the economy in crisis we need some red meat to let ioff steam at the criminal gang that has misgoverned this country for the last 12 years.
And of course at the centre of the bunker is Brown himself, the nastiest piece of shit of all of them. He is vileness personified and is the cancer at the heart of our country.
Brown is extremely dangerous and possibly as mad as Hitler was in the closing days of the Second World War. If Brown goes down he’s going to take us all with him.
Personally, if Brown is taken down, even if he manages to take us all with him, it will be a day of much thankfullness that that scummish, lying, thieving, ill educated, malign & delusional piece of shite has fallen. There are no words bad enough to describe him & his vileness, my previous sentence merely touches the corners of what he is – he is also jealous, envious, small minded, determined that no one will have anything he can’t have, a pathetic control freak who lacks the mental stability to control himself – and those are only his GOOD points. And now, to keep Jacky’s snoopers happy, hi hoons the word of the day is Jihad:
That’s ridiculous! Brown is a scumbag of the first order. He has already taken us down. He can’t take us any further, we are on the floor, gasping for breath, swimming in the excrement of ZaNuLab.
Nothing that a bullet couldnt fix.
And the BBC will be there, every step of the way, shoveling it all in front of the voter, cheerleading for the Naz(t)i Party.
BBC lying, spinning, smearing, to keep in power the party they love – it’s what they do
As will the Guardian loosing £83,000 a day. Spinning ever harder for Labour and only being kept afloat by advertising revenue for Government non-jobs we could never afford.
I hope the BBC continues with its poisonous ways, because it will give the Tories – once they gain power – more reason and will to put it out of business.
See *123
Yeah would do but Where the fuck is *123?
It’s losing, not loosing.
Don’t correct someone’s spelling unless you know better. Your dictionary or your brain is in error. Losing can be spelt loosing. Personal I prefer the later you looser whic is the same as loser.
Complete twaddle. “Loosing” is the act of loosening up (“I am loosing my backpacks because the straps are too tight”) and even then in the UK we use “loosening” instead. It has nothing whatsoever to do with “Losing”. If you’re going to criticise other people’s spelling then check your facts first, you pathetic looser.
Gay Gordon, anyone? Grab your partners.
The fact is a dirty, negative campaign will not fool the voters. It will actually work the other way. The average voter knows what a bunch of tossers the Labour Government are. And i say that as an (ex) Labour voter.
Exactly Throbber…Guido missed the biggest shit of them all …. BROWN.
Birds of a feather flock together.
“Look at the people who are at the heart of the Brown bunker – brutal, malevolent, mendacious unpleasant-to-the-core people like Tom Watson, Iain Austin, Nick Brown and Damian McBride. “
This is a global problem requiring global solutions.
Look, sonny, fuck off.
I’m getting on with the job.
The job in hand ?
the job that people want me to do.
Well Gordon then I can only refer you back to the comment that was made in No 40
I’m getting on wi ma jobby.
A Cromwellian Easter Message more valid than ever today!
Given to the House of Commons 20 April 1653
It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you?
Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes?
Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone!
So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!
So nothing changes
bloody hell, that Cromwell bloke was a bit of a visionary, wasnt he.?!!
They’ve named stuff after Cromwell, you know….
Cromwell road?
Cromwell Pie?
I hope Gen Dannat is practicing this speech.
What goes around comes around. This lot have made Britain what it is today – a shithole.
- Made of the Brown stuff.
another quote that works for Brown, though originally written for Stanley Baldwin
‘His fame endures; we shall not quite forget
The name of Brown till we’re out of debt.’
if you change baldwin to bown you should change we’re to we are … to scan
“The name of Brown until we’re out of debt” scans better.
Good old Cromwell -
That wants posting on every blog and Web site.
You’re all infected, or if you aren’t, you soon will be!
‘Brownrupted’, as it will come to be known..
love it.
If this is true then the Tories should try as hard as they can not to be drawn into it. No one is turned on by negative campaigning. The London mayorals showed that, the American Presidentials showed that.
If Labour are going to be slinging mud the Conservatives must stick like glue to presenting a positive alternative and make them look like the petty mudslingers they are.
Hear hear! If the Conservatives are seen to be rising above Labour’s below-the-belt campaign, it can only help.
A simple calm rebuttal coupled with a comment about people that are lashing out in fear, *guilt*, and foreboding would work well. Especially if repeated often.
“The last spastic twitch of a cancerous corpse” would probably be too strong for the general public though.
problem is nulab presenters always join nulab politicians in jeering opposition mps. but it is the right strategy.
Correct. Rats are never more dangerous than when they are cornered, they lash out wildly. The Crewe by-election was a classic case, the pathetic ‘Tory Toff’ line that ZanU peddled, when in fact the Tory was a local and had contributed to the community for years, whereas the ZaNu candidate was a parachuted in clone, with just as much claim to be a ‘Toff’. Just shows how stuck in the past ZaNu is…Toff hasn’t been used in the popular venacular for decades, and they assume the ‘working class’ mugs that vote for them still think in that way. A chronic lack of self awareness, when ZaNu is comprised of ‘Posh’ lawyers, etc…
‘..and they assume the ‘working class’ mugs that vote for them still think in that way.’
Problem is, Gladstone, they do!! And the ZaNu Labour liars know it. After all, they set up the education system that provides such a deep and broad knowledge base. Didn’t they?
Ah yes, but wasn’t it beautiful watching the Crewe ZaNu clone unravelling? ‘My mother wanted me to have the seat’ – ‘well, fuck off you bitch – your mother’s dead & the seat was never hers to hand on’ Oh yes! as Churchill (the dog) says. However, a great shame that the memory of Gwen Dunwoody – who was an old time Labour politician & much respected – should be sullied by that whinging snivelling benefit scrounging daughter. Also wasn’t it great seeing Prescott’s lad NOT become his Dad’s successor. Small pleasures but very enjoyable nevertheless.
Labour are fucked whether they fight dirty or not. End of story.
Yes the Tories should stay positive, there are plenty of people on the ‘net who will be more than happy to stick the knife into nulab.
Whatever happens, nulab are done for, it just depends on how deeply they want to be hated.
Well, Guido it certainly helped Labour at Crewe and Nantwich, did it not?
But what I find quite fascinating is the statement of Harman, in which she says that the BNP are stronger than ever now and a direct threat to Labour!!
Now, if you are concerned about a party, surely you do not give them the oxygen of publicity with statements like this. It will give many people that final resolve to vote BNP as Harriett Harperson has, almost, legitimised them!
Quite, quite strange…unless of course she is considering a career move?
But I do hope the Labour party conducts a dirty campaign. It will be proof positive to the people that Brown is a liar. All the Tories have to do is play his statement when first made PM, in which he said he would do everything different. But that proved to be opposite to what he did!!
Brown will bottle it. He will enter an establishment for mentally ill people, rather than participate in a general election.
You know Brown will do “whatever it takes”.
as long as its “the right thing”…
and he will always ” learn the lessons, draw a line under it and move on”…
and not forgetting he is listening to people and understands them
because it’s the right thing to do.
Oh, yes and he ‘feels our pain’….YEAH, RITE !!!
The Brown-Crusader & his Juliet Darling have some very dark surprises for us. They’re loving all the ‘fudge’ being manufactured at present.
I could be wrong….But….http://tinyurl.com/c8dqep I wonder??
I’ve just followed your link, read the blog & downloaded the two PDFs on offer & read the first one & I’m gobsmacked. I’ll definitely read the second one later this evening. Scarey stuff! Thank you for the link.
The next election will be one of those splendid, if rare, occasions in life when being nice will win. My guess is that the public have had a bellyful of sleaze and spin; their sheer visceral dislike for Brown and his bully-boys will win it for the Tories by a landslide.
Agreed, Proud Dundonian – Have they learned nothing from Crewe & Nantwich? They do say that those who do not learn a lesson are compelled to repeat it until they do…
Their last lesson was Glenrothes. Look at the £170million they will spend on advertising this year. 10million new registrations for postal vote. Blanket coverage on the BBC when required, no coverage when that is preferred. ZaNuLabour are a long way from defeat!!
Fear the postal vote.
Be very afraid of the unreformed postal vote system already riddled with Liebour corruption and abuse and set to be the one thing that works in Brownshi(r)tes favour
Newlabour have the BBC to spread their poison, as we have seen before they are very effective in doing newlabours propaganda work.
There will be a concerted effort to attack the Tories, they will be invited onto the BBC only after detailed briefing has been given to the BBC reporter by the nulab spinners.
The Tories are weak and they have no plan to deal with the BBC/nulabour axis, the axis holds all the cards, they choose the topics and they choose the guests, they decide on what Tory speeches are shown and they edit them severely, the Tories are led willingly into cul de sacs of silly and petty detail.
Time again they are isolated,cut off and destroyed piecemeal they are easy targets for the spinners, they are weak and they have no fight in them, they have no vision apart from wanting the golden chalice of power, beyond that there is no plan.
Why on earth do the Tories sit back and take the abuse, there is tonnes of evidence about the BBC bias and their active support for newlabour?
The nulab axis will use vote rigging/ballot stuffing/block vote buying/dog whistle polititics/character assassination/postal vote fraud and their friends and family in the media/BBC will promote newlabour and sabotage the Tories, all the above if done with determination might just cut the Tory vote enough to ensure that newlabour could do a deal with the libdems IF they come third.
Rats are fierce when cornered and the newlabour vermin are well and truly cornered now!
I think you’re right.
If we do have a general election next year it really is fair to ask do the tories have the bottle to win substantially against the massed forces of the authoritarian left? Sadly, I give them odds of no more than 50/50.
It would be nice to think that the Tories are only “pretending” to be weak and will come out on top once Broon actually confirms an election date.
Pathetic, Derek. So the nasty bullies will steamroller over them. That’s ridiculous. The Tories have not obtained and maintained poll leads by being thoughtless and/or weak. They are simply not playing to NuLabs agenda and no games played by Pravda or the likes of you Draperbots will make them do so. When the time is right they’ll act on their own agenda, so go and think up something new.
Have a look in Private Eye issue 1233, page 7 elective surgery. They highlight a company called Opt2vote Ltd which “specialises in designing and delivering a range of solutions to address the changing needs of the UK electoral services market. In 3 years it has dealt with a staggering 10m proxy votes”.
It sound more like Zimbabwe every week.
Their website is
http://www.opt2vote.com/
And their accounts are available at the Belfast DETINI
https://www.secure.detini.gov.uk/crni/CompanyDetails.aspx?CompanyID=dea98a55-6611-4563-85ba-8424c97ee281
We should all fear the postal vote.
We should all be very afraid of the unreformed postal vote system
Its riddled with Liebour corruption and abuse and set to be the one thing that works in Brownshi(r)tes favour
But then again there is t’internet and the BBC dont control that.
No need to be so pessimistic. The BBC and Guardianistas no longer have the stranglehold over popular opinion they once held. The net provides us with the opportunity to employ devastating hit and run tactics against MSM spin, who are then forced to address the issues by an increasingly skeptical electorate. Hence the determined efforts of Dolly’s boys and girls to nobble Guido’s site.
Keep the sleaze stories coming on the net, and NuLabour will be even more finished then they are already. Recent events involving the two home secretary are a case in point, the 88p bath plugs, the taxpayer paid for porn…meanwhile the voters are suffering and getting angry out there. If Jackie stays, shes a liability, if she goes it’s another scalp down to the net and we simply line up the next Nu Lab target. All the Tories need to do to win is stay clean and out of trouble. A big ask, admittedly….
This incompetent, lying Nulab bastard government deserves to be exposed as the corrupt charlatans they are. If things are to get dirty, I say, bring it on!
Correction:
The porn was not just porn it was GAY PORN.
State subsidised wanking, did he claim for the Kleenex too?
Bring it on. I cant wait for the NuLab oiks to turn up at my door.
If you live in Shoreham you’ll definitely be getting an oik at your door. Make sure you have some sweeties handy and pay attention.
Benn’s the name
Ms Benn! God help NuLabour if this is the type of candidate chosen to meet the gender balance.
Dear God! Considering what a useless tosser her uncle is….. I won’t insult her Grandad because although I don’t agree with his politics, I admire him as a person.
Can’t wait for a ZaNu troll to turn up on my doorstep….let the slaughter commence!
Ditto
1 I’ve no mortgage as I ensured that I always met the payments and never re-mortgaged to finance personal spending or holidays or lifestyle and thanks to Brown I’m getting little credit for being prudent and am denigrated for not spending my savings to finance his “madcap” spending schemes
2. I have always lived within my means and have paid my taxes and national insurance stamp for 44 years(since I was 16) and although I have seen my pension pot “raided by Brown” and my savings eroded
3. My youngest son has graduated from university last year with a 2.1 degree in business and economics(the university is purportedly in the top 10 in the league tables)Mainly thanks to living at home he has only got a £12k Student Loan.As my salary was just over the threshold and I was regarded as “rich” by this Labour Government he got very little assistance in the way of grants or bursary He has applied for 100’s of jobs from shelf stacker,part time cashier,civil service junior positions,to junior management and with a few exceptions doesn’t even get a responsre. When he does get an interview he finds that on average their are 30 people for every job(and these are not graduate jobs mind but p/t jobs – manual or otherwise)he is working as a voluntary work for 12 hours per week and he had to compete for that post too with 20 other applicants and at least he’s getting hands on work expereence ). He is unable to get any job seekers allowance because when he was small his grandparents put aside some cash every birthday so that he would have a lump sum when he was 21 for a house deposit(which he can’t get because he can’t get a job!) – which means he is over the threshold)because he doesn’t appear on any figures the jobcentre pus don’t want to know.
4. I have seen my country involved in one futile illegal war and and still involved in another
5. I have seen my country become less safer and its border porous and that people who clearly have an agenda against the Uk being unable to be deported and living on benefits that I and my family cannot get
6. I have seen social mis-behaviour rise without any apprent deterrant from the courts
7 I am unable to go to the centre of my market town(not a city) on a Friday/Saturday night without seeing hordes of drunken teenager/twenty-somethings being sick in the gutter or having a running battle with the police
8. If I report a burglary I have to wait 48 hours for an officer to call but if I say anything non-PC I will be visited by a police officer immediately
9 I am lied to by my Prime Minister and Government – who treat me as a fool and believe I don’t see the larger picture that the man who was in charge of our economy for 10 years as Chancellor had absolutely nothing to do with the present mess and that “it stated in America” and he has nothing to apologise for and my government believe that I and my sort are right wing bigots.
10. All my children have been saddled with debt well into their 50’s to pay for this incompetent Prime Minister and his government
But we shall have the last laugh Mr Brown because there are thousands of us and we ALWAYS vote and we are ANGRY and whilst the Conservatives may not be any better we want shot of you and would vote for anyone to get you out of power !
Now Mr/Ms Labour MP you were saying ?
Brilliant summation it should be sent to ebvery Labour MP.
ANYONE BUT LABOUR!!!!
My only wish is at the general election to see that hypocritical stuck up lousy bitch Hazel Blears loose (lose?) her seat.
I would pay good money to see that
So very true.
Applause followed by STANDING Applause!
Wonderfully put. The sooner these cocks are out the better. Personally I would not object to a military coup, seriously, I believe this is not impossible, even with our politicised armed forces, after all they have been treated the worst of all – Help For Heroes can fill in the blanks re this.
ZaNu have totally fucked this country, which most of us don’t recognise ianymore, just walk down any high street and listen, more like fucking downtown Gdansk. Hoons the lot of them.
and a 90mph bouncer
I think the 12 years Labour’s been in power is an excellent advert for voting Conservative.
No it isn’t. The Cons are equally bereft of real ideas.
They are all fucking shits, the place needs razing to the ground.
To be honest, I would welcome a government that is bereft of ideas because when governments have ideas, they tend to be hugely expensive and unworkable; and even if they are workable, they tend to be badly implemented.
New Labour have spent 12 years bombarding the nation with ideas, most of them barmy, knee-jerk or just ill-thought-through. We have had a blitzkrieg of laws, initiatives, sham consultations, task forces, reviews, reviews of reviews and other assorted ephemera, all of which have been aimed at making the government look purposeful. In reality, the government’s frenetic activity has been designed purely to control the news agenda.
Add in the reams of European legislation and we have a situation in which we are absurdly, grossly over-governed and over-regulated.
I would just like to see a government that, frankly, shuts the fuck up now and again.
Shit-Bag,
We need the government to administrate the country, Labour want to rule the people.
That’s where the problem is found. BTW I cannot see any thoughts on this from the BluLabour faction either…
Disagree. This country needs only one thing at the next election – a little checkbox at the bottom of the ballot paper that says ‘All of the above are a bunch of thieving Drapers and I don’t want to vote for any of them’.
Which came first?
The draper or the Hoon?
The Campbell
I’m intrigued that neither Campbell nor Mandelson get a mention. Have they been excluded from planning the election strategy and tactics?
All true but what about the dirt on McBride?
You might think they would have more important things to think about than an election strategy. It kind of flies in the face of “doing everything we can to help hard working families through the economic downturn”. It’s more like “well, we are completely shit at running the country so let’s concentrate on winning the next election by slagging off the opposition”. Where are the electric cars and windfarms in all this?
Almost as laughably stupid as Precott’s “Go Fourth” nonsense. (Hey, Prescott, you ridiculous oaf, “go forth and multiply”).
Mind you, as LIES and MORE LIES seem to be the only thing New Labour are good at it’s probably best that they stick to what they know best with a campaign strategy of EVEN MORE LIES. That way they don’t have to face the unpalatable truth of the 12 year reality of how New Labour ruined Britain, they can concentrate instead on the pure fantasy of how the Tories might if they get into power.
What say Three _Pride Prig Stooges from 11, Wilhelmstrasse – or are you too busy updating your dossiers?
Almost as laughably stupid as Precott’s “Go Fourth” nonsense. (Hey, Prescott, you ridiculous oaf, “go forth and multiply”).
ELF – your fucking joking. We don’t want any more of him on the planet and him running along to the doctor for Viagra
“Go forth and multiply” was an old service euphemism for “F**k Off”. I’m showing me age, arf, arf.
“Go fourth” was a reference by Prescott to him getting rid of his fourth chin.
Go Forth?
They’d come fourth in the next election if there were four parties!
They are intent on a dirty, smear filled, personalised, negative, divisive political campaign that will reach a new low in British politics.”
We, in the SNP.are familar with such tactics being used against us by our political opponents up here!
Only difference is-now you morris dancers down south will taste what we are used to!
I agree though with your conclusion-it WILL NOT WORK-WE are in power here and, by God-they DONT LIKE IT!!
Have to say that what you say is true, the English didnt care much that the SNP was a victim of the nulab bastards, now the time has come to stand together or fall alone, no time for petty differences when the common enemy is newlabour and their corrupt election strategy. The Tories might do well to consider putting their differences aside and working out a common strategy, you know the old saying ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend’!
At the end of the day the SNP could and should get on better with the Tories, at least they have some vestige of fair play and common decency.
Fine. We English promise not to try very hard when in third placed or less seats in Scotland.
In return, after the election, form your own damn country. And take the welsh with you.
Please can you add to your site (and all other sites) a countdown clock, as in the number of days to go to the 2012 Olympics, but how many more days before McBroon has to go to the country. It would really cheer the readers up as we count down the days to seeing the back of this lot forever.
A Rolex countdown clock of course…
No. The Cromwell Clock Tower.
Gordon’s Countdown Clock
Thank you. That has cheered me up no end!
mudslinging works fine but it’s EXPENSivE and bids goodbye to McNulty, Smith, Hoon, Brown, Darling, Martin, Jowell, etc.
And it will not surprise that they won`t be missed-!
I second the countdown clock to liberation from New Labour.
Actually that would be a blinding election strategy, a liberation clock counting down, the Tories would be onto a winner there!
Mustn’t appear complacent (ask Neil Kinnock)
Gordon’s Countdown
It is easy to forget your past mistakes its a kind of magic the old brain performs to erase stressful times or things past you had rather have not happened.
Perhaps the Tories have forgotten the 90’s
Perhaps Nulab have forgotten they took over the sleaze where the Tories left off.
When you are incompetent ignorant lazy greedy crooked and stupid, funny how people remember these things about you!
They’ve already started by claiming that the police and Brown have now saved us from an Easter Terror Massacre. Can the boy Brown do ‘nothing wrong’? I’d like to see the evidence for this claim or is it just another way of extolling the virtues of the police in the light of yet another ‘mistake’.
Oddly, they can’t find any explosives, can they? Odd, is it not, that whenever things turn nasty for New Stasi in public, there is a more or less instant, and bigger every time, terror threat.
Does *anyone* believe them any more?
Its entirely possible that the arrest were for show and to detract attention away from the REAL news about the economy etc, I wouldnt put it past the McMental spinners to get some foreign looking darkies busted so McMental could strut around and look like he is protecting us!
Can you imagine the sheer self centred ego of a leader who could use such shitty tricks to gain some postive column inches for a day or two, how fucking desperate does the hoon have to be to pull a fake terrorist threat?
Be fair, they may not have made it yet. There’s plenty of time before Easter to sort it out.
It’s easy to see the spin.
1. They said the raids were brought forward, because of Quick’s botch up.
2. Now they’re saying they’ve foiled an Easter raid. Really? So if the raid hadn’t been brought forward, they’d have been too late by their own account.
3. It’s a spin job.
Does *anyone* believe them any more?
No, not in my experience. IMO not even half of the governments MP’s believe a word of what comes out from their own mouths, anymore, if indeed they ever did.
I have long since asked myself this, should be often asked question.
Are self confessed socialist politicians either, very mad, very bad, or very stupid?
The answer I came up with, after much careful consideration. Was that it is best not to bother getting too hung up on the details of the issue at stake. Just assume they are all more then enough of all 3, and you will rarely be wrong..
What Terror Campaign?
Nonsense the Prime Minister gave a very comprehensive briefing on the current “Terror operation” he said is was “Big” as in ” Big operation”. That surley will convince any court in the land and it goes to show Brown is on the ball.
Well it wiped everything off the news and front pages for the last 36 hours so it certainly has deflected attention.
Because of all the Labour lies and spin I just don’t believe this anymore. That in itself I think is quite dangerous as there just might be a threat but what the hell to believe from these people after 12 years of continuous lies, deceptions and shear hypocrisy?
This goverment are not a solution to this problem they are the cause of it and the cause of its its continuation.
What’s the betting that, after being held for as long as possible, and when the news agenda has moved on, most of these ‘terror suspects’ will be quietly released for lack of evidence.
Craig Murray has an interesting take on this….
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2009/04/politically_tim.html
Craig Murrays take on this is the most sensible I have seen so far. It would be just like McSaviour to do this. It actually means that for a few votes he also risked an operation. Quick being thick screwed it up for them.
The McJonah effect??
(Good spot “restless”)
“A police state is not a state where the police rule. It is a state where there is no distance between the politicians and police.
A police state is a state where a policeman can be caught on camera launching an unprovoked fatal assault from behind, yet not be arrested. A police state is a state where the police raid the parliamentary offices of opposition MPs. A police state is a state where it is the politicians who are making the decisions on who gets arrested and when.”
Do you have to ask? You know it’s all a pack of lies. NuLabour=New Lies
I pissed me off to hear that McDoom said Pakistan must do more to stop terrorism. What a hoon!
It’s his pathetic government’s limp wristed PC visa policy that has allowed the savages into the UK.
The Pakistan ambassador was obviously irritated to fuck on Sky earlier when the dopey bint interviewing him relayed McDoom’s demand. The Pakistanis are being run ragged by make up wearing, repressed homosexual, fundaMENTALISTS, and more than likely the country will fall into their hands eventually.
McDoom is so obsessed with saving the world, it was obvious that some gimp advisor had mentioned that perhaps he ought to say something about the raids, so he just came out with his usual platitudes.
I don’t sleep well when I think of the calibre of our police chiefs, all a bunch of ZaNu stooges, totally on message, totally incompetent. Hoons!
The general election has been officially re-named FUCKOFF LABOUR NIGHT by the court of public opinion.
…or TORY WIN DISASTER NIGHT on the Beeb
I couldn’t care less who wins,aslong as Labour are finished for good
If you don’t they think they are preparing how to win then look at the ‘miracle’ of the Nov 2008 Glenrothes election, a mystery turnaround in the vote count. The electoral record is subsequently found to have vanished when an application is made to a court for its inspection by the sceptical loosing candidates.
http://aangirfan.blogspot.com/2009/02/looks-like-glenrothes-election-was.html
There’ll be riots if we get another 5 years of Hoonbour.
This has still never been fully explained and even followed up by the MSM, Why not?
“Look at the people who are at the heart of the Brown bunker – brutal, malevolent, mendacious unpleasant-to-the-core people like Tom Watson, Iain Austin, Nick Brown and Damian McBride”
Not to mention the Hooning son of the Hoon himself, Mr. Mendacity, James Gordon Brown.
Bring it on.
Poor Derek Draper doesn’t even get a mention.
He isn’t an evil genius or a super villain, or even a malevolent industrialists ’special operative’ with a set of shiny gnashers, or a steel rimmed bowler hat.
He barely rates as a named henchmen. Maybe he could appear as Prof Draper. The mad scientist who works on the terrible flesh liquefying virus.
“What’s the progress Professor Draper?”
“Ve hav nearly coleeted ze rezults. Juzt a few furzer tests Mr Vatson”
“Good. Dr No Balls wants this ready for the Euro elections.
He gets two more lines then later the hero slings him over a railing into
a vat of toxic debt.
Given his tax affairs, is this reality following fiction?
@Bill Quango.
Hilarious!
Probably because 97.5% of the English speaking world know he’s a complete fuckwit & just doesn’t count.
You can’t polish a turd.
Definition of Politically Correct:
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
They can piss and moan as much as they like – they’ve pushed us too far and they’ll pay for it.
Hooning Hoons.
My friends, can I suggest everyone shows their feelings by adding a post on Tom Watson’s blog? I have just done so
“It helps [me] impress young children” is how Tom Watson describes the 8th most influential book he has read. He should control himself.
Guido’s ‘Seen Elsewhere’ link to anti-sleaze says all there is to say about the integrity of parliament. It’s like having a jury composed of paedophiles to judge child molesters.
I’m sorry, I demand you retract that statement and apologise forthwith.
it’s grossly unfair to the paedophiles and child molesters, making comparisons like that.
Hain’s troubles are back
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2009/04/10/peter-hain-received-10-000-donation-for-legal-expenses-91466-23356928/
Let me get this right. He was being invetigated about a dodgy donation and took another dodgy donation to pay for the legal costs.
FFS! this is getting beyond farce now and even the writers of ‘Yes Minister’ could not come up with this stuff.
Makes a change – back in the 70s he used to rob banks when he needed cash.
Now that the banks are fucked, though,,,
Orange faced Hoon!
His mother and father bombed blacks in Johannesburg. That’s why he left South Africa.
He used to be a Liberal.
He has always been a prat.
The orange thing is quite recent.
Is there anything else anybody can usefully add?
@Black Memory
I had always thought he & his family were violently anti-apartheid – are you saying just the opposite? What a hoon!
Yes, Hain’s parents were anti-apartheid and were arrested for their bombings. They stupidly put bombs where blacks were, the public transport system. they didn’t care as long as their protest was made. Their protest was more imortant than the consequences. Like all politico’s they don’t care about the small people, only how they advance their own agenda. people arfe fodder.
I am not going by SA police propaganda. I made it my business to find out the truth. I had to. My family depended on me to find out the truth. We lost 4 dear innocent members of our families to the Hain bombs and another 14 limbs.
I can’t remember a time That politics on GB felt so venal and pointless. I have never voted Lab and never will but who is offering any substantive change. Parliament is a sham. It is incabable of reform a swing to the Tories giving them a majority of say 50 will mean new members of how many 50- 100? The vast majority of Mps will be the same old faces happy to tweek the system so they pretend to have changed things. I am no revolutionay zealot and I hate violence but equally I cannot see where reform is to come from!
This is my view exactly. The boy (hug a hoony) Dave is not a conviction politician, and has too much of the Blair opportunism for my liking. In some respects, a Labour win, followed by a spell of civil disobedience, may be better than a Conservative win, followed by more of what we have just been through. Sometimes, violence is the only way. Ask any government.
Not so. We literally cannot AFFORD a Labour win. I’m no died in the wool Tory (never been in any political party, ever) but the Tories must win the next election, and win big, or believe me we’re fucked. Whether Cameron has the balls for the cull of the New Lab placemen and women who dominate the establishment -an essential cull that must follow the next election- is another matter. But believe me, I have had dealings with any number of these tossers over many years,and a cull there must be. No mery, no prisoners. Nu Labour has stuffed the police, the civil service, and all manner of official bodies and quangos with corrupt troughing hoons. These people are anything but impartial or professional. If we want change, they’ll have to go, otherwise an incoming Tory government will be hamstrung and undermined by those in leadership positions within the public sector.
Hear! hear! City of vice
seconded
In the Euro elections you are wasting your time voting for the three main parties.
With very few exceptions the candidates are all pro Europe.
Vote for one of the smaller parties – all anti Europe to some degree or another and really strike a blow for British independence and give the whole political elite a bad hair day!!.
We have to reassert our sovereignty and Shameron is little better than Broon.
Tom Watson, Iain Austin, Nick Brown and Damian McBride……..
There’s so much appalling dirt around on those four slimeballs that it would keep the News of the World busy for the next five years.
We’ll be hearing all about it over the next year, starting with some very juicy stuff on Gordon’s old friend, Nick Brown.
That’s a fair analogy but unfair to the Gary Glitter brigade to be lumped in with politicians.
Talking of smears…..where’s the McBride story?
Getting Ready for a Dirty Campaign
without a doubt. Recall the 1997 election (which NuLab was destined to win in any case): in the middle of the campaign, they solemnly put on their serious faces, trembled their lower lips, and unveiled the Big Lie – that the Tories were going to scrap the Sate Pension !
MSM bought it, hook line & sinker
what we may expect next time around is anybody’s guess
Next time/this time? how about these predictions from newlabour…
The Tories will sell off the NHS to private firms.
The Tories will slash(not cut) slash services across the board
The Tories will cut/abolish tax credits
The Tories will cut the taxes of only ‘rich’ people
Did I mention slashing services? the nulab swine will again and again!
These lies will be willingly spread by the MSM/BBC only too eager to help and assist the nulab swine.
Hahaha. no.
Unless Dave’s act is just an actu, Dave’s nuTories won’t do that.
Tory voters are really BNP supporters
Tory voters are really UKIP supporters
Tory voters are all closet racists and gay-bashers
Tory voters enjoy ripping foxes apart with dogs and wiping blood on their kids faces
Tory voters would all go to Eton…
any more?
I have already noticed some draperbots using some of these lines.
Who can ever forget the statement “24 hours to save the NHS”.What a load of bollox and now look at the state of it.
Tricky for nulab though.
They can either say the tories will do nothing, or the tories will do x,y &z.
It doesn’t matter though, no one sane believes a single fucking word of nulab any more.
They already tried that against the SNP-it didnt work though-the SNP got in!
I appeared on the Today programme in the middle of the ‘97 election. I was sitting next to Ken Clarke, then Chancellor, who was interviewed first by ‘Toilets’ Naughtie.
Lab had put out a total lie that if the Tories won, they’d put VAT on food. Naughtie laid into Clarke for over 4 minutes, just asking the same question over and over again despite Clarke’s denials.
I saw Naughtie’s contempt with my own eyes. When Clarke left the studio, Toilets didn’t even acknowledge him.
Years later, somebody admitted that the VAT story was a lie.
That would James “If we win the election” Naughtie would it? Back in October 2007 I reported this suggestion from a comment on this blog “Tories on Today being interviewed by him should stop referring to “Labour” and start referring to “Your party, Jim.” He makes no pretence of being impartial, so why should they have to pretend he’s impartial?”
Guido i’m deeply offended by the word HOON is there any chance of changing it to something less offensive such as KUNT except spelled with a c
“It won’t work…”
I hope it does. Another nulab government is the quickest way to send the entire theiving political class to the guillotine.
I’d love a dirty campaign.
I am a camp pain by buggery!
Shit, so would I
Labour party are the nasty party now
Newlabour was always the nasty party, it was founded by nasty people, using nasty tricks with a nasty agenda, they are the very essence of nasty, in fact it should hve a dictionary entry all to itself.
And the Tories are fucking useless too.
All the tory’s have to do to win the election hand’s down is call for a vote on the EUSSR .
If not then i will be voting ukip on june 4th and in 2010
Ukip, another Pro EU Trojan Horse, What do people voting Plaid, Snp or English democrats think they will be independant of if 80% of BRITISH laws are now made in Brussels.
These parties are to fragment the Patriotic vote for heavens sake, wake up.
Vote Ukip yes and split the vote and then as a result Labour get a slim majority and 5 more years. Sometimes you have to hold your nose and do the wrong thing for all the right reasons.
Removing Labour and all the cronies is No priority
that should read No1 priority
Not willing to wait till 2010. Cameron or Her Maj…. wake up to the mood of the people. Act now. Or join the Dispised. Your call.
I’ve noticed that the bunch of ZaNuLab ‘prides’ don’t get up very early.
They’re off school this week and probably causing mischief elsewhere,bless ‘em the little fucks.
They all work the same 1pm – midnight late shift at the hospital. They all use the same computer too.
They are waiting for their Mums to drive them to the local library so they can use a computer to get online.
And no doubt the arrogant little shits are getting their progressive briefings from AlJaBeeba, and D DrippingArse.
But you do miss them don’t you – like scabies or jock itch
I wonder.
If we assume that MPs across the parties have been dodgy on expenses, why aren’t the conservative ones coming out. You’d have to be massively party loyal and a little delusional to think there arent any.
Here’s a plan: if all the labour ones are exposed now, the opposition gets rid of its ammunition. At that point Labour (closer to an election) is free to have a go at those MPs not in its party who’ve been up to no good, and hope the electorate has a short memory, remembering.
Just a theory.
Anyone else going to get crucified this good Friday?
Is McBride feeling ill pending a sudden retirement due to health reasons?
Happy Easter everyone, I have managed to get through another week, albeit a three day week, on my fat salary of £108,000 plus scams and perks, doing bugger all, which is rather much the way I like it thank you.
You wanker, you’re for the chop matey.
I refer the honourable member to my post 91 below, I really will not be for the chop matey!
John Lyon= misconduct in public office
The real John Lyon should also be in that queue for a lampost & a length of piano wire.
DDD—-Don’t the watson family have a bit of previous in the troughing stakes ? I think we should be told.
I hate to be a wet blanket – but none of it matters. They’re scum and they’re finished. Ask anyone in the street and they’ll tell you. I’m prepared to bet you’ll never find anyone who supports NuLabour unless they’re on the payroll. Whatever they do they’re out in 2010. In the 1931 general election they came back with 46 seats. They’ll be lucky to get that many this time.
Well I am employed by both sides of the House, so I will not be going anywhere thank you. My job ( when I say job, I don’t mean this in the normal sense of the word as I don’t actually do anything, as such, for my £108,000 plus scams and perks ) is to look after all MPs, as they employ me and you pay my salary, thank you.
Fuck off cúnt.
Half the country’s on the payroll, that’s the problem.
Perhaps Merv will have to print some more funny money to keep the payroll topped up.
Quite so 50% plus are and chuck in 10% illegals and thats thats gerrymandering the vote the Nu Labour way
What can Labour rely on come election time,
the Imported voter
the massive well paid civil service it has created
and Postal vote.
Sounds like a Labour victory I think.
The trouble is that about 30% of the UK population are on the Labour payroll; wheter it be in pointless public sector “jobs”, on family credit or any of the myriad of benefits Labour load onto their client state.
I’m just being used
And not really in the normal way
My ex-friend even used my arse to sit on.
Go Brazilian for Easter.
This collection of bullies, fuckwits and lying, cheating, scheming scum of filth have one thing above all else in common. They are clones of their nasty, closet queen, boss of bosses. I give you the right dishonourable, noe picking, bogy eating James Gordon Brown. Liar in Chief.
You’re not impressed then.
I thought he was being to kind to them myself.
W.W.
Can’t we all just get along.
You missed out Sion “Mr Hubris” Simon.
All Cameron has to do is stop talking in that ‘politically correct’ and ‘progressive’ cotton-wool language which the Labour apparatchiks use. The moment he starts being blunt, people will warm to him.
Hopefully he WILL once he knows when the election actually is! Most likely more than a year to go so why try to win it now?
I suppose they have to do it this way because they don’t have anything remotely positive to place before the electorate. They have to go for the negatives. Sad really that they have nothing to sell but shit. After all, none of them are likely to be in any sort of a real job after the next election. They will all be consigned to the political midden along with Dolly Draper. There’s a treat!!!
Glass houses, throwing stones, etc., etc. The level of shit that will be heaped on them in return, most of which will stick, will render them dead in the water and a global laughing stock.
Politicians who underestimate the power of the electorate who know the difference between right and wrong, which they do not seem to, will rue the day.
Bring it on…
Dear Delia,
I consulted my Belgian MEP on the subject of my ongoing baldness. He told me that you Brits have an effective remedy in the form of Oaten Cakes. He told me that they must be orgasmic, but I am sure that he meant organic.
Do you have any nice recipes that I can try? Must I use Scots Oats or can I use the Belgian stuff?
Thanks, in anticipation,
Old Nick.
You guys still think there’s going to be a general election, don’t you?
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Well we all know which general is going to win!
Seems to be a lot of Terror arrests recently and lots of Warnings from Jackboots, they must be preparing us for the Biggie, you know, the one that Ushers in McDooms Civil Contingencies Bill and therefore doing away with the ned for anymore elections.
I hope you’re keeping notes Generals….
It wold be a shame if at the same time, all those Fragments from that satellite collision accidentally knocked out some other satellites and took down the Web so we couldn’t blog about events.
Not that that would be too bad of course, I mean the BBC will keep us all well informed of events.
news of John Prescott’s demise here:
http://tinyurl.com/dlp5af
Just one wafer thin mint sir , go on, just one more.
What a shame for the family, particularly at Easter – pity it wasn’t really that fat hoon though.
Aye! Yon dartee tricks folks ar’ ma’ specialitee
An’ tha’ all in ma’ mould if ye see wot ar mean!
An’ they’ll slither in tha’ gutter as neat as tha’ snakes they are!
Mind ye, nuthen’s’ ma fult ye understand!
English please.
[Apologies. Here is the Translation :
I am by nature a perfidious little git. Therefore, it follows that those drawn to me, and those I choose to follow me, have similar tendencies. And once involved, I nourish and foster those tendencies.
There are several ways to do this. But I find the most successful to be (a) dangling the notion of promotion (b) the promise of preferment and power, and (c) the option to fiddle cash out of the system. None of these ever fail. For backsliders, there is always the possibility of ejection or censure by others.
As for me, I have spoken so much twaddle, convinced so many gullible people, and overawed inarticulate fools, that I am invincible. The old law, that complexity is the last resort of the scoundrel, - seems to have passed them by. So I go from strength to strength. Indeed, some weirdos even clamour to join me, and the more literate, - those that can spell a bit, write on blogs. Jammy Dodger – aka Prezzer tries to combine all. Though he risks much, - touching up LyingBore wimmin – he never gets the comeback coz they seem to like it – or maybe appreciate his fumbling fingers – or the fact that someone gives them any attention.
But all of them have the attention span and guile of a snake. And the sense to keep on the right side of me.
Mind you nothing is my fault.
Of course I bet Dolly gets involved in the mudchucking. Just think what he has cost his own wife due to his own incompetence: she had to pay up £50,000 because the useless tosser can’t get proper planning permission; her beloved VW Beetle gets crushed because Derek kept promising her that he had paid the for the tax disc, and lied about that. Need we go on? And this Hoon thinks he can impress the electorate?
………..and her dignity
At least she has got me to look after her.
and a ‘baybeee’
Please feel free to phone Gord
020 7930 4433
I’m off for a dirty protest in my toilet
This shit didn’t work at Crewe & Nantwich. Why would anyone imagine it would work now? At a time when people are terrified by the economic contraction, negative equity, the possibility of losing their homes not to mention the ever-expanding tax burden, how can anyone believe that name-calling and mud-slinging will do anything other than alienate the voters?
If Labour goes down this road, it will cost them an extra 20 seats. It will convince waverers – the ones who won’t ever vote Tory but might vote LibDem – to abandon Labour. What’s even better, this will add a whole new level to the inevitable post-election Labour civil war as the smearing sneering Brown loyalists turn their Brown Arts against NuLab types, Corbin-esque Old Lefties and the reform-minded types who opposed dirty campaigning from the start.
Shit that doesn’t work, is the one thing these fuckwits are good at.
W.W.
No idea what mud they can sling that Nu Labour have not already done 10 fold. Narrows the possibilities a bit but remember:
Who slipped in the back door to sign the Lisbon treaty, Who tooks away the 10p tax band, who gave millions to Ireland instaed of the NHS, Who bust the banks and then bust more by getting them to merge, Who started and paid for illegals wars, who iinstalled over 70 stealth taxes, who blew billions on VAT cut when stores were offering 70% discounts, who announced to the world the sale of gold and sold as it crashed, who introduces CCTV draconian lawas fucks up computer systems leaves Top secret documents on trains or waves them from Landrovers , who ended the boom and bust but didn’t just the boom part who are the biggest mendacious eveil lying little fucks with all four trotters in the trough along with their families in both UK and Europe. ETC ETC ETC
I GIVE YOU (DRUM ROLE)…….. (Dancing on ice type pause)
THE LABOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
That alone should keep them out of government for the next 50 years (After that the ice all melts so no one will give a shit anyway)
You didn’t actually read the post you were replying to, did you?
Agreed, lets hope they choose the Dark path, cant wait to see the in fighting that will ensue. Do you think it will be shown on sky box office ?
For a little amusement – pb.com have been running a thread on the most outrageous MP expenses claim to be outed during the summer.
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/04/09/whatll-be-the-most-outrageous-mps-expense-claim/#comments
Some are excellent – there is a parallel conversation going on about who will make the 1m comment so it does get a bit surreal over there.
Probably Ed Balls claiming £18,000 back on expenses for ‘hire of farmer’s land in order to have intercourse with a cow in private”.
Oh wait, that was his second home and the cow in question is called Yvette.
My bad …
Can you claim for loosing your seat in an election in the same way the Premiership dishes out Golden Parachutes to clubs getting relegated? Just wondering.
I watched that IPCC bloke on C4 news last night.
I have never seen such an unconvincing, inarticulate, useless government stooge.
I have no confidence in the guy. He can hardly string a coherent sentence together let alone speak with any conviction. Independent? Don’t make me laugh. This person is a liability to the man in the street.
Is there a way, we the people who this weird person is meant to be on the side of, can get this man the sack.
I demand his removal.
That is totally unfair. I wholly accept it is right that our work be scrutinised but our work is exemplary. I fully explained that we were entirely diligent in believing everything the police told us. As soon as a passer-by told us the truth we immediately launched our own investigation, headed by Tracy our work experience lunch supervisor. She has assured me that we are allowing the police to continue to intimidate any witnesses they can find. We have also been satisfied that no police murder squad operated anywhere near any CCTV cameras, certainly not any working ones (give or take one or two that were having their film changed). We will immediately publish our full report as soon as we have been told what to say. We remain entirely impartial and committed to serving the public. Vote Labour.
Agreed
im on it.
Could somebody explain what a Hoon is? It is a term frequently used on this blog and I am sure they can’t all refer to the money grabbing Geof Hoon.
It took me some time to suss it.
It refers to the female genitalia; the most interesting bit below a womans waist!
Possibly a ‘yoni’ in Hindu if memeory serves me!
The c…t word!
Can anybody tell me what happened to the Polish Plumber. He seems to have disappeared?
I think Stan has “b*gg*red off back to Warsaw now that the pound/zloty rate is so crap after Brown’s “New World Order” kicked in plus the fact that nobody is actually requiring a plumber on housing developments at the present time.
I think he decided to try his luck in Germany as he feels that at least Merckel knows what the **** she’s doing!!!
If what you say is true Nick, why is it being applied to members this third rate discredited government?
The device you mention has its uses which can be very pleasurable. This government is no use at all.
I got out, mate.
He’s gone and left us and set up his own Blog, I think Old Holborn has a link, I miss him too.
It is a substution for the anglo-saxon derived word for the female genitalia and was covered at some length several posts in January when Guido advised of his new self-editing software(which doesn’t actually screen out all the words he think’s it does as you can see by some of the comments).
To call someone a “hoon” is particular insult although why poor Geoff was singled out one can only surmise at
Whats a “Draper” then
Chronic: “What’s a Draper”
Somemone who is still a “Hoon” but think’s he’s not !
You mean an ARSEHOLE?
a ‘draper’ is a mental bucket of excrement.
Hoon (PERSON) Show phonetics
noun [C] OFFENSIVE
a very unpleasant or stupid person:
You stupid Hoon!
He’s a right Hoon.
Draper(UNPLEASANT PERSON) UK Show phonetics
noun [C] (US asshole) OFFENSIVE
an unpleasant or stupid person:
Some draper had parked so I couldn’t get out.
It also makes it a lot more ‘fun’ to watch the Aussie soaps – I remember Alf Stewart (in Home and Away) always referring to young hooligans as ‘a bunch of hoons!’
“Draper” – UK slang
Noun used to describe an act of total insignificance or banality. Rather than implied offensiveness it is more often used to signify loss, e.g. “My blog stats are really down at present, I think I’m having a Draper moment”. Can also be used to describe the catastrophic failure of a campaign, e.g. “We tried our best to win the election Prime Minister but I’m afraid your closing speech made a complete Draper of our chances of winning”.
Update 1: a ‘Draper’ may also be what happens to you when you lie about your Twitter status, prompting your account to be suspended.
Update 2: Being “Drapered” is what happens when you rely on a friend to pay a penalty fine on your behalf and they fail to do so, resulting in your favourite car being impounded and eventually crushed, e.g. “Kate I’m so sorry to hear that your got Drapered”
Syn: “Dolly”, “Derek”, “Useless Twat”
I would just like to take this opportunity to remind everyone because it appears they are forgetting that I am and still remain a total and utter Cnut.
I got the nickname because when I was defense mincer everyone referred to me as “that cnut” The fact that I spent money on expenses and houses and not on protective equipment and vehicles is irreleavant.
I sometimes think Draper is more than Cnut (or Hoon as it is now known) than I me but then I look in the mirror and find were pretty much equal.
Draper (n): A particualrly nasty unshaven, unwashed Hoon, commonly to be found in, rather than at, Berkley.
Try Urban Dictionary.
Mind you, it makes no mention of Geoff Hoon so I’m not sure if that covers it.
The relief of living in Northren Europe, whew!
The relief of having Angie at the helm of the wallet of Europe!
The relief some sensible Germans!
I would rather beg on the streets of Luxembourg and Trier than return to the United Condom!
I am an old hippy who has never begged and am well known in these towns!
Freak out, man. Long time no see Nick, dude !!
I thought you’d OD’d bro.
Boom shankar man – I wanted to catch you to like say thanks a million for that fly agaric you posted me last Autumn. Heavy shit !!!
What the fuck happened to the world man ? One minute I was in my teepee, sipping mushroom tea with interest rates at 5% WHAM ! the next, I’m lying naked in a cow field, my nest-egg is returning next to zilch and some bread-head has nicked my home and my rags. Bummer, dude.
Far-out trip though. I can report that there is a god, man, and he’s the spit of Jerry Garcia but without the beard or the glasses.
Jeezus, I’m gonna chill out.
Mega YO Nathaniel Sloth,
wondered what happened to you too!
Bom Bombalay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We moved from France to Belgium, man!
Nice people! Big garden and in the middle of nowhere in the Ardennes!
Just back from the bio market etc!
Man, they fucked up good time, the horrible bastards!
Bread heads are all fucked up, man!
These bread head socialist twats are even more fucked up than that!
What a bummer, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like I used to say to my ex mother in 1971, ‘You should take a trip, man, that would sort you out. I’ll do one with you!’
Thank God she never did; tripping out with that mad magistrate, man, bad trip, heavy or what, man!
Glad you enjoyed the mushies!
That wasn’t God, It was Jerry; they thought he was a muslim and forced him to shave!
I was more a Captain Beefhart dude than a Dead Head!
Love and Peace, and if that don’t work, slap the bastards!
Old Nick
At least the Aussies know how to deal with the Hoons…..
26 Ron
I doubt it, Mrs Thatcher could have ,didn’t and allowed the “Today” scum and their fellow travellers carry on spewing out Socialist and lets be kind to illegals
rubbish. Call me Dave will probably not take any action either.
Forgive me if I missed it, but what happended to the live by the smear tease, this surely is not it?
zzzzzzz not guilty zzzzzzzz innocent zzzzzzzzz no rules broken zzzzzzzz
Are they going to accuse the tories of sleaze, incompetence and corruption then? Bring it on!
It’s the vote rigging, the postal vote fraud, the ballot box stuffing, that worries me. A nasty campaign will make a nice smokescreen behind which this kind of evil can be conducted very effectively.
The Conservatives have to be tough enough and well enough organised to cope with electoral fraud as it happens, and not reactively, after the event. They have to have their people watching the electoral rolls, watching the ballot boxes and watching the count, ready to call foul the moment each and every suspicious thing happens.
Labour is cornered now, and they know it too. It is the political equivalent of Berlin 1945 for them. No trick is going to be too low, too dirty for them.
“No trick is going to be too low, too dirty for them”. And twleve year’s practise, too.
Twelve years’ even.
All the jokey videos comparing Brown to Hitler’s last days in the Berlin bunker miss the point. They assume that like Hitler, Brown’s days are numbered and that he has no chance. However with 30% of the electorate “on the payroll”, with Opt2Vote in place and with the BBC ready to spread the Labour smears, I would say that Labour may have an even money chance of getting re-elected.
ZaNu will plan big “investment” programmes from 2010 onwards so that when the Tories get into office, they’re accused of “cuts”. I don’t expect any spending cuts, Jonah knows he’s screwed and is just torching as much earth as he can now
Expect lots of postal vote fraud, the comrades in Royal Mail know who would be their best bet to continue their cushy jobs.
Crozier’s a pus ridden Hoon – needs an accelerant up his letterbox.
Hes done a lot for west indies cricket.
I guess you meant Grauniad – plus ca change.
And you mean they’re into witchcraft now ?
Can’t say I’m surprised, though, what with ZaNu being saved from Bankruptcy not so long ago by a third-rate hack who likes to promote witchcraft.
Interpreter Please;
‘Police are conducting a painstaking and detailed search for evidence at eleven properties’-(Pravda) means they have found fuck all so far, and probably won’t find fuck all because there is fuck all to find.
‘I have spoken to the Pakistani High Commissioner about the student visa problem’,- The Prime mentalist, means ‘Once more I am looking for someone else to blame for the gross incompetence of my so-called government whose only ability is to trough like there’s no tomorrow at the public expense’
‘No smoke without fire’, means ‘No smoke without a Reichstag fire’
‘Quantitative easing is a versatile solution to a range of problems’, means ‘works for postal votes as well- just look at Glenrothes’
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6071949.ece
more ‘it wasnae me’ from the ‘leader.’
funny how everything is ALWAYS someone elses fault!
who lets in infinite foreigners?
the man who writes books on courage.what a turd!
+++++++++++
ps dont the dollyfisters work on holidays?
another bunch of turds.
Looking at Watson’s reading list you wonder whrer they got this guy from. How anyone who claims to be a socialist can praise Huey long who was a proto fascist is beyond me.
new labour ARE fascist
Check your history
Beacuse religion is about accepting a higher power – and a clean fight – Tony Blair has called his new organisation about religion and God the Tony Blair Faith Foundation.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/politicians/206966.html
I still suspect McBogey will use emergency powers to suspend elections – he’s just barmey enough to imagine his country needs him to stay in power FOREVER…..
However, should there be an election, perhaps the Tories could
1. Have a bright tory supporter or 3 guarding every ballot box – use pensioners, as they are more likely to whallop people with sticks/handbags etc. Make sure they have a bright youngster with them to film all proceedings on mobile phones with a link to YouTube.
2. Forget the Beeb in the main – Pravda is a less-biased state mouthpiece. Instead, post up short video messages on easy-to-remember websites set up especially for the ‘war’ and post billboards/buses etc up overnight to catch out the ZanuNuLab party animals sleeping off their Champagne Socialist lifestyles… make the message a catchy one-liner and even change the site address regularyly to stop the drones spying in advance – the old dictaphone and a corier whizzing around town might just evade the cyberspies.
3. Get some sharp writers in for advertising – plenty of sleazey ammo surfaces on an hourly basis. Set up lists… 500 sleazey items you the taxpayer have been forced to pay for eg 88p bath plug, £10 porn flicks etc etc. Or how about Moral Leaders board with a few sharp one-liners about hypocrisy like eco Prezza and his bulldozing of the countryside/Jags/uetter failure to FOAD… , Hoon and his rentals, Jackboot and her inability to spy on her own hubby…where is Spitting Image when you need them???
4. The Dan Hannan speech just shows how viral media can work – make use of the idea in a military-like campaign to undermine the McBrooon stooges… actually, that would make a good billboard…McCyclops would make a good Mo jabbing fingers in Jackbum’s Curly and Hoon/Hain/take-your-pick as Larry.
5. Utilise an army of loyalists, especially students – they will have a burden of student debt PLUS the £1200 or so pa that the banks bailout is costing us all. Then there are the pensioners with their dwindling incomes…
6. Appeal to a sector in the public service… eg the Police – is this why you joined the force, to do 99% paperwork instead of banging up criminals… maybe get a Gene Hunt type quote…
7. Make a stand on the EU – cooperative trade is one thing, but McBumcreep is leading us to being bar-coded as the offshore zone of an EU superstate – saw a poll recently about would you prefer to be an EU state or a US one, and most preferred the latter – public mood is very much against even more superstate/databases/lack of public consultation/referendums etc etc. It would make a stunning campaign winner!
That is, of course, providing Herr Braun will LET you have an election…
“Fire up the Quattro”…. oh yes – let’s getting back to being throughly un-PC – and free!
Couldn’t agree more! The noise about the terrorist threat leads disturbingly in the direction you predict. Where are the generals when you need them?
How about while were at it,ask some honest counties like Canada to provide some election monitors,we could get on to their political blogs ask start asking them, hopefully their msm and politicians will pick it up.
The opposition parties should examine and challenge every single election result from now on, every postal/absentee vote should be considered fake untill proven correct, the opposition parties should make it plain and clear that cheating will not be allowed to happen, there are plenty of mechanisms in place and investigation must be held, even zanulabour cannot deny them YET!
Zanulabour have to told to their faces that electoral fraud will not be tollerated, unless all the other parties stick together on this the chances are that the elections will be decided in empty warehouses!
Think Dave should also bring back David Davis and John Redwood as chief fact -tellers/porky–busters – in – Chief… a daily round up of ZanuLieBum crapstistics need a counter-balancing shredder.
And maybe the Redwood and Brains Unit could bust the myths of all this and that money to save jobs/homes blah blah – myth busting needs some airing in public on a daily basis, too.
And Fire up the Quattro has a better ring to it than Warm Up the Prius…
Great headline in the Sun!!!
What the fuck is a laptop?
Its when a girl cock teases £60 out of your pockets
Prezza’s secretary. Twin floppies, and no useful memory. Digital entry for chipolatas.
Labour are scum, they won’t let me claim for my porn.
Jacqui, I keep telling you, RAW MEAT 3 is GAY PORN. I am a labour supporter afterall.
400 years,400 years. My husband and I wish to be the first Black Monarchy of Great Britain
Yo. Bruvver.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/terror-raids-unearth-huge-amount-of-********-200904101694/
while we’re waiting for someone to die by the smear.
Bring on the rocking horse, i say.
Thanks.
This one is amusing as well, from the same issue.
2009 A spaced out oddity
The next General Election must be held on or before Thursday 3rd June 2010. Barring of course tricks like declaring a state of emergency (wouldn’t put that past the ZaNuLieBoreGayScots Party)
So fellow electors and electrixes we have 419 days of undemocratic hell left in this sad benighted police stasi state. Will anything be left of any value after the election? Will anything change?
The weather.
The Home Secretary?
“The muckier the better” (as the actress said to the Bishop).
I am Gay and I am a Scot. I am not a member of the ZaNuLieBoreGayScots Party. I have never voted for the ZaNuLieBoreGayScots Party.
I object to the ZaNuLieBoreGayScots Party because:
(a) they are objectionable to the extreme
and (b) the give us Gay Scots a bad name.
Maybe Tom could practice what he preaches and re-distribute some of his ample weekly food shop.
Yeah, that’s gonna do my health a lot of good……the leftovers of a lard arse.
Final proof that Brown is bonkers if he thinks these tossers can pull it off……an election win I mean.
Can anyone name a female minister who has the same surname as her husband?
Can anyone name a non-female minister who is male?
Jack Boots-Smith-Timney
Arthur Hains
Mr and Misses Mandleson.
Lord and Laddie MangleBum
Balls to you.
Mike and Bernie Miliband…..and their weekend guest Mr Charles Schnorbitz of Fees.
Margaret and her husband Sir Thomas Oliver.
Margaret and her husband Sir Thomas Arthur.
Mr and Mrs Oliver Cromwell. Oh sorry I forgot he’s dead unfortunatley !
The Tories should concentrate on making it clear to the electorate that the IMF is re-stigmatised at every opportunity.
We’ll be there by September.
Brown will string things out so as to make it the unavoidable first act of the next Tory government.
Can you imagine sharing a bunker with these load of wankers?
It must be like Orc central meets Window Lickers R’us, with McMincer camping it up as the Dark Lord of Nokia Land.
Watching BBC 10 o’clock news last night it appears Tory conspirators got rid of that idiot Dick by stuffing the secret papers under his arm in a transparent folder so that the photographers in Downing Street could take pictures of the fat fool and portray him as being just another clown. Time to start a campaign to get rid of the BBC and the gang of free-loaders and time-servers.
speaking of which, doesnt this
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7993595.stm go way beyond any sense of impartiality at all ? perhaps an official complaint should be made…
come to stoke on trent where labour voters have turned to the bmp in there masses.
Can’t see why this is bias – they have only reported what the awful Harperson has said.
It would be bias if they refused to publish an equivalent statement by the BNP. This is unlikely as the average BNP supporter, having the the number of brain cells roughly equivalent to that of an amoeba, would be unable to string so many words together.
Where’s Stoke on Trent?
Harriet Harman.
I have to admit that if I had my ‘beer goggles’ on and she was scrubbed up and wearing a load of webbing, I might, I just might.
You dirty rat.
bmp british military police ?
Well thats how things in my day:so why not?Interested to see my old mate’three tits’is back in the public eye again:he knows a thing or two about ‘dirty tricks’does old ‘three tits’:apparently hes all geared up for a dirty brawl down there in the south-east.Though worried about potential for retaliation..a few things in his past etc…
If we can crucify that jesus guy, it must be within the wit of man to crucify brown.
FFS all we would get then is loads of “Hot Brown buns” for years to come
Hang the twat instead you can’t eat piano wire.
This has got to be the most tenuous post yet. How’s about some facts Guido?
Proud Gay Scot
You just informed us about three things that you should be ashamed of
Pride is a sin
Your’e a Poof
And worst of all a fucking Jock
At least you dont have a wife to beat, unless like McMental you married a beard
And you can’t spell, you silly billy.
fruit cake
Give him a break FFS, he went to a public school.
That certainly would explain the poor thing’s over-excitement about homosexuality and wife-beating.
To be fair I went to a bog standard comprehensive, and homosexuality and wife beating certainly get me excited.
And you lose not an ounce of our respect by admitting it, nonnynoo!
I’m only really interested in Monster Black Dick to be honest, which in reality is a bit thin on the ground in Aberdare.
You must follow your dream, nonnynoo. Remember Dorothy!
Yeah you’re right, she loved Monster Black Dick didn’t she?
Her fame as a lover of Black Dick, whether monster or lilliputian rings proud and true through the ages. Dorothy and Nonnynoo; two of a kind, surely?
I was thinking more along the lines of a threesome with the Tin Man.
Why am I always left on the shelf?
Who’s been stirring my porridge?
I’m nowhere near getting my fair share of pussy either.
What happened to my virginity?
When I was quite young I read The Prince. Now I think the time has come to update this, based upon Labour over the last decade. There could be chapters on how to manipulate the people, on how to collude with the media, on how to manufacture bogus threats so the people will silently give up their rigths. I see reflections on the stupidity of people, their ficklesness and their dependency. I see pontifcations on the important of public language; if you are a cynical nihilist who has never believed in anything other than his own ability, the more you should talk about the values you have. And so on, and so on. The title of course also needs updating, so rather than The Prince, I suggest something more accurate: “The Hoon”.
Easy to see why they repealed our right to bear arms, they think of everything don’t they.
All the DollyBots have been returned to the factory today to have some defective brain cells replaced.
We are using ants brains for transplants so normal service will be resumed tomorrow.
Why did the ‘dollybots’ brain cell die?
It got lonely…
It’s their “Easter Egg Hunt” this afternoon(I know it’s two days early but they booked the wrong day – detail isn’t their strong point after all) -they’ll be back this evening led by Chief “Dollybot” – Hoons-Pride – and you’re all going into his/her “book”.
They are being cloned. As soon as we have 38 they will be used to rebuild Bliar’s brain.
Your all just a bunch of jealous wankers..Ive got three nipples and you haven’t ..so there!
Hi Malcolm..do you pierce..and what do u do in yr spare time…I’m open[very]to new experiences..do you want to get back to me..forget the boring old politics for once..
ANYONE BUT LABOUR…
The only Gay Scot I ever liked was young Andy Stewart. He was always a laugh and could be seen on TV. once a year, on 31/12. Such a cheeky chappy!
But we like you, Ratty, and that’s the main thing. I’m sure that if Andy was alive he’d like you too. Try not to fret.
I remember it well – “The Lucky White Heather Club” with wee Andy and Moira Stewart.
All together now -
“There was a soldier, a Scottish soldier
Who wandered far away and soldiered far away
There was none bolder, with good broad shoulder
He’s fought in many a fray, and fought and won.
He’d seen the glory and told the story
Of battles glorious and deeds neforious
But now he’s sighing, his heart is crying
To leave these green hills of Tyrol.
Because these green hills are not highland hills
Or the island hills, the’re not my land’s hills
And fair as these green foreign hills may be
They are not the hills of home.”
They don’t write ‘em like that any more !!!!!
Thank Christ
I hate to admit it, but I was a fan of Andy Stewart when I was a little girl! Luckily I grew out of it a couple of years ago!
Typical Scotch twat, always looking for their troosers.
Anyone ever noticed how their arms are always too short to reach their pockets?
Where are all these Jimmys coming from anyway. Is this a Snotty Plot?
We’re paying for years of these scotch marxist mafiosos, putting into practise what they furiously circle wanked over in their student union days.
Fer them as’ misd ma’ first scrippy, ha’s it is agin wi’ a wee tranny
Aye! Yon dartee tricks folks ar’ ma’ specialitee
An’ tha’ all in ma’ mould if ye see wot ar mean!
An’ they’ll slither in tha’ gutter as neat as tha’ snakes they are!
Mind ye, nuthen’s’ ma fult ye understand!
[Apologies. Here is the Translation :
I am by nature a perfidious little git. Therefore, it follows that those drawn to me, and those I choose to follow me, have similar tendencies. And once involved, I nourish and foster those tendencies.
There are several ways to do this. But I find the most successful to be (a) dangling the notion of promotion (b) the promise of preferment and power, and (c) the option to fiddle cash out of the system. None of these ever fail. For backsliders, there is always the possibility of ejection or censure by others.
As for me, I have spoken so much twaddle, convinced so many gullible people, and overawed inarticulate fools, that I am invincible. The old law, that complexity is the last resort of the scoundrel, – seems to have passed them by. So I go from strength to strength. Indeed, some weirdos even clamour to join me, and the more literate, – those that can spell a bit, write on blogs. Jammy Dodger – aka Prezzer tries to combine all. Though he risks much, – touching up LyingBore wimmin – he never gets the comeback coz they seem to like it – or maybe appreciate his fumbling fingers – or the fact that someone gives them any attention.
But all of them have the attention span and guile of a snake. And the sense to keep on the right side of me.
Mind you nothing is my fault.
You will have over-excited Guido’s readers with your mention of a “wee tranny”. Alas, you have disappointed us.
And if you think you’re gonna get any toilet trade from this lot on here, you’re going to be disappointed.
Aha. A man who knows what’s what in the world of “toilet trade”. Your guidance is of immense value to us all!
And I’m sure you’re not backward in coming forward too, if you know what I mean.
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Nick Clegg = Neil Kinnock
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H/T to Proud Dundonian for prompting a google search
Wee Gordy in his school uniform
Extract from Dr George Gordon Browns PhD thesis
“a dirty, smear filled, personalised, negative, divisive political campaign that will reach a new low in British politics …”
Hang on. Hang on. I yield to no man in my despision of Gordon and all his vile work. But isn’t Guido the chap who coined the phrase ‘the Prime Mentalist’ and illustrated ‘Is Brown Bonkers’ with the Glorious Leader photoshopped as a clown ?
M. Pot – could I introduce you to Mme Kettle ?
quiet hoon – G is private citizen not a paid for employee.
activists are allowed to be visceral, leaders are meant to lead not snipe.
we are getting on with the job,
How on earth that Tom Watson can shoot a 70 at Augusta and then get back here and start spinning the shit I am fucked if I know.
He certainly knows how to swing an iron, the dirty little fudger.
in the hole
What a divot.
he is in the bunker
it’s all a bit dull, it reminds me of a 1970’s school staff room arguing about biscuit procurement.
Where’s my fucking hobnob you bitch?
in the cupboard with the chutney
I love chutney all over my hobnob.
I am the Clitheroe kid.
If it’s anything like my prep school in the ’70s the last thing on your mind is a fucking biscuit.
Yes, but did it go all droopy when dunked? Draper always looks droopy so must assume he is a total dunk.
Laban Tall
To refer to McMental as “The Prime Mentalist” is surely fair comment?
Even his closest “friends” such as Lord (HAHHAHH) Fondlesthebums of Brazillian rentboys thinks that the Prime Hoonister is a danger to this country.
Sadly for us , unlike David Kelly, John Smith or Robin Cook Mc
You forgot to mention Jade Goody.
And now, for fucks sake,they are making a film AND a ‘waxwork’ of her. Roll on the death.
They buried her last week you insensitive brute.
We will never forget you Jane Goody
What’s the difference between Jade Goody and a moped?
A moped can reach 30.
This all started in Aremcia, or somewhere near Redditch anyway.
oops
Let me finish
McMental isnt the outdoors type
He sits in his bunker thinking foul thoughts surrounded by guards.
George Medal to the first copper that shoots the big fat one eyed closet queen
In the closet? Have you seen the way he pouts and minces?
If there’s a Mrs Beast, she might be able to help by talking through with you this clearly painful obsession with homosexuality.
Failing that, there’s no disgrace in seeking help from a mental health practitioner; none at all.
Pain is good.
Perhaps Dolly could help – he has a wide knowledge of the disease.
Will Dell Boy do?
Despite the Beast’s dreadful attack on my sexuality I was trying to make the point that just because I am gay and Scottish does not mean I should be considered to be aligned with the doctrines of ZaNULieBore.
However, it takes one to know one. Here I am not accusing the Beast of being one. I am using my in built gay radar to assure you beyond any shadow of doubt that the Prime Mentalist is a raving fruit. Maybe an ugly fruit, but a fruit just the same.
Look at Tony Bliar’s first cabinet. Everyone but Mo Molem was either gay or Scottish or both. Most were both. Who had the biggest crush on Bliar – it was Brown! and probably consummated in a Nutella sort of way.
I don’t understand why there is room to speculate if Georgie Gordie is gay or not. Of course Bliar gave him the big “e” and now he has only doe eyes for the Irish American president O’Bama. Trouble is O’Bama will have no truck with faggots.
Despite ZaNuLieBore doing a lot for gay freedoms and equality in this country – one of the first pieces of legislation they passed when they first got it (funny sort of priority I thought at the time) I never thought it would go so stupidly far to civil partnerships and the right of adoption. We were queers and needed our human dignity. Now we have rights that will spark hatred against us from the straight majority. These rights have made me feel less secure.
“Perhaps Dolly could help – he has a wide knowledge of the disease.”
I take it you are referring to his long years of ‘hands on’ research?
Theres really no need to be insulting to Proud Gay Scot. He is a lifelong supporter of Labour and should be treated with respect.
Comments like that will get you to the top of Dr Drapers doomsday book. Please show more respect.
Can’t Jim fix it for Brown to join Girls Aloud
Can Sir Jim just fix it for Gordon to go away AND STOP BOTHERING US ?
Surely that should be No Girls Allowed.
Perhaps only Girls with willies aloud.
Krishnan Guru-Murthy was good. The IPCC bloke couldn’t understand basic English. He couldn’t understand the fucking questions let alone form a coherent answer. He’d get half way through a meaningless ramble and then you discover he’d completely misunderstood the question.
He is ’special needs’ and was put there deliberately by the elite. He needs a special sort of kick up the arse and just fuck off. This bloke is meant to be on our side and he is an imbecile. Words cannot sum up how useless he is.
Either that or he is pretending to be and is a nasty piece of work
Fuck off.
CiF don’t like the redacted version of the above. Deleted it twice.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/10/ian-tomlinson-bob-quick-ipcc
Cassandra, you are so right about this hideous crew, but what depresses me is that they were elected three times by huge majorities when it was obvious to the slightest intelligence what they are – and Blair is much worse than Brown – it’s easy to hate Brown (he’s such an vile dysfunctional eel) but Blair is to blame for the whole nulab experience – without him it’s doubtful they would have got in – certainly by a landslide.
Blair is a devilish man who has no moral sense at all – he is really evil and has destroyed much of the trust that we ever had in our elected reps and hastened the cataclysm that is sure to come.
I pity Cameron when (if) he is elected – but I can’t help feeling that the British people deserve their own destruction for voting in these bastards by such overwhelming majorities.
If they are not destroyed utterly in the next election then I see no hope apart from emigration.
“vile dysfunctional eel”
Now that is one great description I will keep in mind.
Isn’t that being disrespectful to eels?
But I only voted for them twice. How come they are still in power?
So Gordon Brown says the UK and Pakistan are going to “work together against terrorism”. A meaningless statement from a meaningless ‘man’.
Everyone in Britain, including most Labour sheeple, knows that the domestic threat we face is the direct result of Labour’s immigration and foreign ‘policies’.
You allow thousands of Muslims into the country, then start a violent and illegal crusade against Islamic states you don’t happen to like, blow countless Muslims to bits, many of whom are women, children, and simple peasants struggling to survive, and wonder why you get a bit of resistance.
Still, a few more “terror plots” and you’ve got the perfect excuse to cancel an election, so there is a silver lining for Labour in all the death and destruction.
And of course T Bliar got a fantastically lucrative public speaking career in the States out of it. You can check out his prices and book him here.
Spot on.
“……hideous crew….”
I could think of a few more things you could call them.
Diversion – don’t know about you but I needed some cheering up.
Plato is running the best of The Onion this weekend. Today’s are porn is giving kids the wrong idea, whatever happened to video rental and how to throw money into a black hole.
Pornography is a Weapon to destroy the West, this is the purpose behind Liberalism, google frankfurt subversion, cultural marxism, critical theory, this is also why they prohibited teachers and parenst from disciplining children, promoted 24 hr drinking, now sell at a loss in ( globalist ) supermarkets, relaxed the drug laws, promote homosexuality, and import masses of diverse radical cultures into the West, the West is being taken down.
Oh, dear. It will be very dirty. Though Watson and his cronies might have made enough enemies to get more mud thrown back at them than they are throwing.
Grunge
I didn’t want to descend into profanity because I’m not sure I would know where to stop.
I’m so angry about what the whole pack of bastards have done that I’m afraid of what I might do if I let myself go.
Exercising extreme self-restraint is the only way I can get through my daily life without being destroyed by the fuckers.
Fair enough.
Don’t get so mad. It’s not good for you. Wait till you’ve voted the sons-of-bitches out before you keel over with a coronary.
Gordon Brown buttsexed me last night :(
Have you got his number?
339. You ain’t me. Silly boy.
Stop talking to yourself you silly prat.
Somebody should show how Brown conspired to flood the country with illegal immigrant labour as he was afraid the 1970s wage inflation would take hold. That is why they ensured that new housing was at half Conservativ levels in the 1990s.
Shouldn’t be difficult for investigative journos……. Brown wanted illegal immigrants
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1169028/Number-migrants-caught-trying-sneak-Britain-lorries-DOUBLES-year.html
DAILY MAIL
Cherie Blair’s stepmother is to stand for Parliament, the Labour Party confirmed today. Steph Booth, who is married to Mrs Blair’s actor father Tony, was selected as Labour’s Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for the Calder Valley seat, in West Yorkshire, at a meeting last night.
Mrs Booth said it was ‘a real honour’ to be selected.
(If you thought slotgob was ugly wait till you see this one)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169064/Cherie-Blairs-stepmother-selected-stand-Parliament.html
Tony Blair: ‘Bloody aftermath of Iraq war haunts me every day’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1168946/Tony-Blair-Bloody-aftermath-Iraq-war-haunts-day.html
With a current Labour majority barely over 1000, and needing less tha a 2% swing to bring the seat in for the Conservatives, I’m betting Mrs Booth will not be a member of the next parliament.
I’ve got a shed load of postal votes that says she is!
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/election2001/images/0,9350,449562,00.html
I know the BBC were upset about this depiction at the time but their dedicated professionalism and unbiased reporting has really helped our democracy over the last 12 years. They deserve more public money to produce more of their wonderful lefty biased politically correct tripe.
Especially as it turned out we all had nothing at all to fear from “Tony” and he wasn’t at all insincere. I mean, just look at our country now, it’s brilliant and not totally fucked up for the next 20 years at all.
No person I have come across in the last 3 years in Britain has a good word to say about Brown and this government.
Yet they can still buy votes and further increase the public sector to form their base. They could still increase the pension and get another 6 million voters on their side.
Time for Cameron to put in place a programme of reminders as to how incompetent Brown and this government has been, and certainly not take the next election as a given.
I believe there is a litany of errors made in government and the problem is where to start.
However Cameron is really not ahead in the polls, it is more Brown is behind. Cameron needs to show true mettle and a real team of professionals to destroy Brown and his useless crew.
This is why no person in his party should be left behind, and certainly not talented and trusted people he has seemingly discarded, like David Davies.
The bbc will also up their game and actively promote Brown and his brownshirts. As such a task force should be in place NOW to counter this and bring retribution on the heads of the propogators of bias and disinformation.
I’ve had two recent posts refused. My proof of the Prime Mentalist’s sexuality must have been two convincing. Who is moderating this blog? Guido or the intelligence service? Is this blog an entrapment scam for dissenters?
By God, Holmes, you’ve got it!
Sorry folks. I retract my accusations. I was obviously being moderated and my posting was delayed. Please see reply 344 against posting 303 if you are interested. Thanks.
I have the evidence. It’s too late to retract now.
I retract only my accusations about this blog being monitored by the secret squirrels. Not the stuff about the prime mentalist or how ZaNuLieBore have made me scared of being gay.
Hello, hello, hello. What’s going on here then?
I am lieborelist Professor of Psychosociopathy. Have a glass of Reichenbach – you’re doing a heck of a job!
Proud Gay Scot
Dont worry this blog is being monitored by the good guys led by Dr Draper.
Supportive Labour commentators like you are very welcome and we really appreciate your support.
And the Thought Police – yer know, the ones wot read yer moind – we’ve got them watchin this ‘ere blog too.
We kno wot they’re thinkin – them Guidoistas.
@ Harman_Pride
If you think I could or would support the ZaNuLieBore horseman of the apocalypse you couldn’t have read my other posts or your other brain cell must have fallen out.
By promoting the extremes of pinkdom such as civil partnerships and rights of adoption you will finally break the tolerance of the straights and put my sexuality at risk. Labour PC (pure crapness) has made me again fearful of my sexuality.
Just because I am gay and Scottish no way implies I have anything to do with ZaNuLieBore policies.
Proud Gay Scot
There’s no need to be insulting or embarrassed about supporting the Labour movement. You can step out of the closet in the confident belief that Gordon Brown will be right behind you.
No one has done more to help people like you then Labour in Government and our reputation is simply world class.
Harman_Pride and his little lefties want to put your name on their little list for the gulag.
Don’t tell them your name Pike!
Not while I’ve a mintball in me tin and a stopper in me Vimto she,s not! Why can’t folk be more like Mrs Draper’s young lad Dirk? Proper little gent ‘e is.
Ah! Religion..is that what this is really all about?
Though it can provide some good advice when veiwing politicians..
Like this…
7:15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves.
7:16 By their fruits you will know them. Do you gather grapes from thorns, or figs from thistles?
7:17 Even so, every good tree produces good fruit; but the corrupt tree produces evil fruit.
7:18 A good tree can’t produce evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree produce good fruit.
7:19 Every tree that doesn’t grow good fruit is cut down, and thrown into the fire. 7:20 Therefore, by their fruits you will know them.
7:21 Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the Kingdom of Heaven; but he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
7:22 Many will tell me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, didn’t we prophesy in your name, in your name cast out demons, and in your name do many mighty works?’
7:23Then I will tell them, ‘I never knew you. Depart from me, you who work iniquity.’
Change the archaic language, prophets = politicians etc..seems to fit….
I’d still rather fuck her than the wicked witch.
Phill
The Tories polled more votes in England at the last election, it was only the inherent bias in the allocation of seats that allowed Blair to claim more seats in England than the Tories.
Since the 3_Pride Stooges have not turned up yet and it’s a bank holiday today I assume they are civil servants appointed by Labour to monitor the blogs and to post national socialist propaganda and paid with our tax money.
Absolutely. They almost certainly get paid for today, even though they aren’t working and are probably swanning off to some BLT event or similar.
Bacon, lettuce and tomato event – FFS that is serious hardcore.
So sorry, did I leave the ‘G’ out? I’m ‘H’ myself. Still, BLT just about says it all.
GBLT, I think you meant, which I am told is an acronym for Grilled Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato.
Hey, don’t leave ‘P’ out.
Hopefully Boris will make them and their non jobs redundant soon.
It’ll all come down to whether Labour can get its “core vote” and the younger voters to turn out particularly in the marginals
But I agree that there appears to be no “real appetite” for Cameron and the Conservatives and that rather people will vote for anyone but Brown but are not necessarily anti-Labour. Cameron’s biggest nightmare would be for Brown to be replaced as leader( although its unlikely as to replace a serving PM in the midst of the worst economic crisis for two generations would leave them open to the accusation of political opportunism) by a more affable face and public persona such as Johnson. A new leader would probably get a honeymoon period and in that time could call an election to “ratify his mandate” He could cut back the Conservative lead considerably (as the Conservative poll lead is shallow particularly in the 25 -34 age)and deliver a “hung parliament” or even retain power with a small Labour majority
In my opinion however,leaving that possibility aside,is that what may deliver the election for Cameron is that the over 55’s who are predominantly savers(they are getting next to nothing on those savings at present)rather than borrowers and who have either seen their pensions eroded or their home value(which they regarded as their retirement “nest egg” )disappear or diminish and at at the same time see their offspring unable to find jobs even though they have put themselves into debt by going at the government’s exhortation on to University or if in a job are unable to get onto the housing market,
In the over 55 age group usually 95% vote and the majority usually vote conservative. My view is that if the present trend continues the “grey vote” will ensure Labour – led by Brown – loses at the next election and Cameron voted in to No 10 so I would expect more pensioner/over 55 orientated initiatives to be produced by both parties in a run up to an election for that reason.
As regards the BBC – I think most people regard their political bias as read in this older group so it’s unlikely they can persuade them to vote for Labour – led by Brown. Their target will be the 25-34 age group but the problem for them is that this age group also not only don’t vote generally in large numbers but equally don’t watch political programmes,party election broadcasts or the news.
Either way whilst Labour looks as if it’s lost the next election if led by Brown -the Conservatives can’t be said to have actually won it yet !
“She said: ‘I am delighted that Labour Party members have chosen to put their faith in me.”
“Tree!” said the chairwotsit of Calder Valley CLP, ” Car!”
Göteborg Sven got nicked out that way last night. He likes a good old Swedish tied together at the wrist blade scrap. He was asking for fresh clobber this morning. They must be gutted…
I am off on hoilday to Scotland week after next.
Anyone know where I can get a car sticker asking how much they want paying for having Mcmoron back?
Brown = Hoon
Police urge calm over ‘terror targets’
We are calm because
WE DON’T FUCKING BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU OR THE GOVERNMENT SAY ANYMORE
Oh I dont know I think the Home Secretary Jackie Smith has the necessary Gravitas and authority to carry this off.
Though I understand she carries an odour of Gravlax sometimes verging on the Lotefisk about her.
Hello girls!
I will look you in the eye and say to myself is it reasonable to lie to you about the false terror threat. Of course it is. And if you don’t believe me I shall whimper that it’s because I’m a woman (sort of).
Can I put my little tank on Heathrows Lawn?
Gravitas? They don’t call me five bellies for nothing.
What we need now is a big NuLabour show trial followed by a severe sentence of an £80 Fixed Penalty Notices to each one of the young persons and each one of them then gets an ASBO.
Tough on crime tough on the causes of crime etc etc.
I wonder if it would help if we all agreed to Surrender some more of our Liberties over to the Government, I’m sure they will not abuse their new powers and will hand them back at the earliest opportunity.
shall we have a show of hands,
Has anybody seen my folder ?
Your fodder? It’s over there in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Bradford, Manchester etc etc…
Even ive seen it .
No recently but I think I saw it on Sky news
Hey, we give you good money for fowder, you fuckdick, and den you show whole fucking wurld on capitawrist TV FFS.
We’re gonna go medeavaw on your dumbass you pirrock.
Keep it folded inside your pants as sensitive viewers may be watching. Utter filth and non-PC.
“brutal, malevolent, mendacious unpleasant-to-the-core people like Tom Watson, Ian Austin, Nick Brown and Damian McBride.”
They speak very highly of you, Guido.
Fawkes is keen on Tony Blair, most likely because Blair is more pro-Israeli than Gordon Brown. What other reason could there possibly be?
All this stuff about Labour spin doctors and back office staff means nothing to normal people who haven’t even heard of any of them. But Fawkes is obsessed with them. That Derek Draper for example, who he keeps on an on about. I don’t know why Fawkes is complaining that : They have no coherent positive strategy, they only have political poison to offer. It won’t work…
Shouldn’t he be pleased?
McDickweed is pro anything that will get him another vote
Aslan, I don’t think you really understand how politics works in this country.
For example “…means nothing to normal people who haven’t even heard of any of them”. That would be because these people, such as Draper, Watson and co, who have some degree of unjustified influence over the running of the country, are largely kept away from public scrutiny. I tend to think that the pupose of this blog is to expose them for the catshit that they are.
You seem to have an alternative point of view. Does the continuing concealment of these people serve your purposes in some way?
Do you think so John? Yes, my view is alternative and I make no apology for that. The concealment of ‘these people’ or indeed the revelation of them, serves no purpose of mine. I just think that Fawkes could improve his blog if he wasn’t so obsessed with insulting them. To complain about negative campaigning by them whilst keeping up a torrent of abuse against them might be seen as the pot calling the kettle black, and isn’t entertaining to the general public like me. It’s kind of like “office politics” between a clique of people who all know each other – extremely boring to the outsider.
Anon 486, and assuming you are also Aslan 433
It’s an important distinction to make – a dirty campaign, by which I mean dishonest and intentionally misrepresentative, fought openly by a political party, and a fact-based but undoubtedly vigorous campaign fought on a broadly non-partisan blog. Perhaps if you are uncomfortable with either or both, then Dale’s place would be more nearly home for you?
For me, and my political motivations are more anti-Brown than pro anyone else, this is very much the place to be. A man is defined, to an extent, by his friends, and Brown’s appalingness is certainly underlined by his choice of the people he surrounds himself with, some of whom are pretty rotten (and damned, indeed, by their own words as well as Guido’s). I’m very happy to see Guido taking them down a peg or two.
The dirty campaign waged by Fawkes and his allies against Labour figures, in particular Gordon Brown, consists of all sorts of smears: – that he is a homosexual (nothing wrong with that), and has all sorts of disgusting personal habits, that he is mentally ill, and also making fun of him for being one-eyed. And very unpleasant things are said about his wife. You see I don’t think that the people here on this blog have a right to complain about ‘negative campaigning’ and ’smears’ by the other side. You are all as bad as each other, and are somewhat self-obsessed in your incestuous blogging and twittering world.
Somehow this story has ended up on the front page of a well-known paper, the Telegraph. Surely there are more important things going on in the world this Easter weekend than insulting emails sent by spin doctors and bloggers amongst themselves.
I will continue to browse this blog occasionally and make comments occasionally – this helpful and constructive criticism (as I see it) could be used by Fawkes to improve his blog and extend his readership. But I suppose he’ll take no notice.
oh guido dont let john mann and ed balls bait you , tom watson is uanble to show his face , seem to recall somthing about improper fund faising .
a dirty campaign ??? since when have labour not tricked the electorate .
a fair one would have been in sept 2007 , but that was bottled so now gordon has to take labour into elections , with gritted teeth, a mad stare and a depleted policy sucess list. He may well be revving the engine at the traffic lights , in the batty boy basher hot rod , but there is a brick wall for labour and its called the budget . gordon the great is responsible for 90% of darlings budget .
i appreciate tax payer money is yet again going to labour propganda causes when it could be reducing national debt , but this is typical of the beast and its mentality , if it cant win a debate (or even turn up for one), spend your taxes until you get the parties required result.
post budget day when we understand the figures and ask for the corrections to it and revealing of the off balance sheet , and what day the level of toxic debt was assessed , remember we do not know much about the toxic debt . for all we know it could be hemoarraging more money daily , and skimming stuff off to somewhere else .
the money thrown at the banks is a flotation aid , not a repair , labour have been coy about telling us what sort of repair and how mch or even letting us see what these toxic assetts are .
gordon asks for financial tranparency then why oh why wont he start with his own patch on his own watch , a rather fundamental question .
it all looks as though its calm , things are stabilising , nothing new , no troubles ??? caesars wife is conviced where there is no honesty there is a lie , and from where i sit a very huge debt lie that could have more problems down the line .
of course labour say stop bashing the economy , its weak , caesars wife wants someone to have a second opinion on the debt disease come budget day , he doesnt trust this lot with running a bog roll stall during an outbreak of diarreohea.
10 days to go , will darling pull a rabbit out of the hat? , a rubber chicken ? or just be pulling my chain yet again.
money is classless , poverty is univsersal , and incompetence with the nations finaces punishable at your nearest ballot box chance .
That Hoon Quick has really fucked up. No explosives found, another place raided today. He fucked up well, they had to get what they could when they could when the cat was out of the bag.
I just have this feeling there never was. As a previous poster stated watch them being released quietly without charge and then get sued for wrongfull arrest
Bunch of hoons and “Banana NesQuick” still gets his 120 grand pension Hoon!
Quick can start by having the costs incurred in having to move the operation forward deducted from his pension. The other deductions to be decided later.
Thousands to miss out on job training as back-to-work scheme is suspended despite rising unemployment
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169069/Thousands-miss-job-training-work-scheme-suspended-despite-rising-unemployment.html
You could make it up. Labour did. They are a class act.
Trouble is, I don’t like horror stories.
Maybe Mr Quick could re-train as a loft lagger or electric car designer?
The Chinese must be pissing their pants (with laughter)
I think he’s a little on the large side to be crawling around in lofts or to fit in an electric car. He would probably make an average grade PCSO if he could control his weight and drinking.
He may even be incompetent and venal enough to make it as a Labour MP.
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That fat, four eye fuck Watson is having a go at Daniel Hannan on his blog.
http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/2009/04/daniel-hannanconservative-mep-claims-police-chiefs-are-losing-our-confidence-and-calls-for-elected-sherrifs/#comments
The left don’t hear the truth that often, and therefore seem to be strangely obsessed by him.
Seen today in Devon. “If you can read this, you were probably educated before 1996.”
Seen today in Norwich, “If you can read this, you were probably educated in Devon.”
Seen recently in Redditch. “If you can read this and named Smith, you are probably not our MP.”
Seen today in Detroit. “If you can read this, you are not Stevie Wonder”.
So now the “man murdered by the Police” is a homeless alcoholic who had been causing the Police Problems for around 80 minutes according to the media. The other day he was a “Newspaper vendor”. simply” minding his own business walking home. ”
I have no idea what the truth is as yet, nor do people on here but by God they like to rush to judgement do they not !
Many here are clearly not suitable candidates to sit on an English Jury who are expected to consider all the facts once known. Perhaps they should rellocate to some banana republic or totalitarian regime where kangaroo courts are the order of the day.
“……a homeless alcoholic who had been causing the Police Problems for around 80 minutes according to the media.”
Are you actually saying that homeless alcoholics shouldn’t be battered to death for ‘harassing’ police in full riot gear? Shame on you
#487 #488 Of course I am not saying that looks like you are only seeing what you want to see in my comments.
A couple of points
1.If they are shown to have “murdered” him then of course it is isnt alright
2. It also isnt right if they are guilty of “only” assaulting him.
3. They may or may not be able to justify their actions and any force used may or may not have been reasonable and proportional in ALL the circumstances.
4. Re the above point you or me are not in a position to determine that as we do not possess ALL the facts as can be seen by new revelations every day which when the full facts are known may show the Police in a better or worse light , let us see.
5. Therefore lets see what ALL the evidence says.
6 I cannot see what is so difficult to understand about my comments , unless of course you like the idea of trial by media and lynch mobs.
So are you saying that it is OK for the UK State (political) Police to murder homeless alcoholics ?
Oh most definitely.
That’s what they do isn’t it when they’re not murdering innocent Brazilians.
Now do ple e e e s e be careful not cause any excitement, – and remebr you Kowl-cha-rall sense-tiv-tee leesuns.
And remember, in this socialist paradise, there is no homelessness, no alcoholism (no money to buy booze, – coz its for your ‘elf innit), and EVERYONE is HAPPY!!
Our Beloved and Glorious Leader, Comrade Kim Broon Mugady has decreed so.
Now go to sleep like good boys and girls.
“Perhaps they should rellocate to some banana republic or totalitarian regime where kangaroo courts are the order of the day.”
What, you mean like the UK?
Does the Prime Mentalist think he is the son of God?
Here are some Good Friday thoughts, if we are still allowed such thoughts in this country in which the state appears to be attacking Christians (in my view) with numerous new laws and propaganda.
I got side tracked back to my tag line:
Does the Prime Mentalist think he is the son of God?
Before any knee jerk replies think about it.
His heavenly father now tries to tell the Pope what to do and how to run the Catholic Church.
So on Good Friday, Gordon – in his mental world – sees himself as crucified
and he plans to rise on the third day.
However will this be so, as his heavenly father walks and talks on earth and is wishing to become an Emperor of Europe?
Teachers prepare to boycott SATs exams as Schools Secretary Balls warns: You can’t just break the law
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169041/Teachers-prepare-boycott-SATs-exams-Schools-Secretary-Balls-warns-You-just-break-law.html
Daily Mail
Anti-terror chief Bob Quick quit yesterday with a pension pot worth millions – despite admitting he came close to endangering an operation to smash a suspected Al Qaeda terrorist unit. But it soon emerged that, with the pension package Mr Quick thrashed out on Wednesday evening, he would be resigning into the lap of luxury.
Aged 49, he leaves the Met – and the entire police service – with a guaranteed pension of more than £110,000 a year, or a £520,000 lump sum and about £85,000 a year in return for his 30 years of service.
He is also likely to pick up lucrative consultancy work and his income will be bolstered by his family’s wedding car hire business run by his wife Judith.
Tough on incompetence, tough on the causes of incompetence.
As tax-payers who will be paying his pension, we should all feel very proud of him.
Can’t see it above, so yer tis.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/5138271/Row-as-Number-10-emails-smear-Tories.html
This is the McBride-Guido ’smears’ saga in the Telegraph. Some chap called Draper says it isn’t important.
Guido’s got a DEAL. Standard gagging clause because some newspaper is about to come up with an “exclusive” while Guido trousers the cash.
Good if he gets cash as I think it best he continues to run this blog!
I’d sell those emails in short order Guido, while they’re still luke warm.
I like this quote from the Heffergraph: ‘A Downing Street spokesman said: We are not aware of any security breach in the No 10 system. ‘
What? Other than you let a psychotic oaf be the First Lord of the Treasury? He shouldn’t be allowed in the building. A People’s Republic somewhere is missing a whole bunch of idiots.
Why are MPs called “Right Honourable” when they obviously are not?
Only Privy Councillors are called “Right Honourable”, MPs are just “Honourable”; you’re point is correct though – most are in no way “honourable”.
It’s just Damian being Damian.
Ching ching!
If the emails, which were originally sent to Derek Draper, a close friend of Lord Mandelson, who also runs an influential political blog, were obtained by a hitherto unidentified person hacking into the No 10 computer system or Mr Draper’s, the police could be called in to investigate. Mr Staines declined to tell The Daily Telegraph where they came from.
FOI request more likely than hacking I would suggest. No wonder the Dollybots have been so quiet.
Not a very authoritative story though is it? I mean “Derek Draper, a close friend of Lord Mandelson, who also runs an influential political blog”?!?
It was a mistake, they meant effluential.
Draper is totally fucked this time:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/5138271/Row-as-Number-10-emails-smear-Tories.html
Guido, publish them now.
Get ready for a whole heap of shit to be poured over Phil Woolas soon.
OFFICIAL – BRITAIN NOW POLICE STATE
April 9, 2009 by rocketone from MODERN TIMES IN MUDSHIRES- THE BLOG
Run by thugs on the orders of “Adolf’ aka control freak dictator Gordon Brown and corrupt friends
Britain was always famous throughout the civilised World for being very democratic, a champion of liberty and completely tolerant of free speech. Not any more.
Under the repressive jackboot of sour faced dictator Gordon Brown and his bunch of like minded, Corrupt, pornography obsessed, money grubbing, self seeking, intellectually challenged, busybody control freaks, Britain has become a police state where the Government seeks to interfere in even the most petty details of everyone’s daily life.
Like all dictatorships, the government sponsored control of daily life extends bit by little bit until it is a mountain of rules and regulations with increasingly draconian penalties for what is laughingly described as ‘breaking the law’. The ‘law’ is what Gordon Brown says it is to suit him, not what the democratic majority of this country voted for.
Disobey Government dictats now and you will be coshed into submission by police on the streets or even randomly shot to death in tube trains.
Video footage shown on television news taken at the G20 demonstration last week clearly shows police coshing Ian Tomlinson from behind and violently flinging him to the ground. He died just a few minutes later. He was seen trying to walk home after work through the streets of London with his hands in his pockets and doing absolutely nothing to warrant police interfering with him in any way whatever. He wasn’t even a demonstrator – just a man walking home from work.
Equally, law abiding Jean Charles de Mendezes innocently travelling through London to work in July 2005 was simply gratuitously shot to death in a tube train by mindlessly stupid State employed thugs masquerading as police.
The Daily Telegraph reports today ‘that senior police officers admit the video footage of Mr Tomlinson being struck to the ground for no apparent reason “looks ugly”.
‘They question whether there were other events which preceded it, involving Mr Tomlinson, and therefore whether pushing him to the ground was unprovoked.
‘Andy Hayman, retired police chief, said: “The Commissioner must ask serious questions about the style of policing. If left unchecked, we have a more violent crowd in uniform than the crowd demonstrating.”
This is a polite and diplomatic way of saying the police force are out of control state sponsored thugs, ready to use random and extreme violence for every trivial reason or even no reason at all. Pretty similar to Nazi Germany’s Gestapo really !
It wasn’t just Ian Tomlinson being persecuted by police brutality last week either. The police were seen violently attacking hundreds of people at random in order to beat them into submission and force them to remain imprisoned all day in a small area surrounded by violent and aggressive police until nightfall. People were seen being attacked and beaten with police coshes for no lawful reason at all.
The intention of the police was to deliberately force demonstrators and anybody else in the area, to go without food and water or access to toilets for the entire day so as to inflict ‘punishment’ on the demonstrators by making life as unpleasant and as uncomfortable and painful as possible without actually coshing all of them – just a few ! ‘To encourage the others’ as the saying goes.
Terrify a few people with a good coshing. Beat the living day lights out of them with brutal police batons, and everyone else will be so terrified they will be cowed into submission, coralled like cattle until exhausted.
This is plainly illegal on several counts and would have been unthinkable before the Labour Party Communist style Dictatorship under scheming Gordon Brown.
Sounds like a case of Police assault to me. Anyone going to bring a case for unlawful assault and or imprisonment against the police ? I would if I had been there.
Isn’t it time we all stood up to these uncivilised power hungry fools destroying the whole Country and everything that made Britain a great place to live ?
This Government is disgusting. Get rid of it before it’s too late.
If this isn’t a police state then I don’t know what the fuck is:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6073436.ece
11th April 2009
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“The Met is expected to defend its use of the kettle tactic. Senior officers believe that they contained the threat of disorder that otherwise might have spread across the City. The tactic was first used in London during a May Day demonstration in 2001. Three thousand people were held for up to seven hours inside a police cordon at Oxford Circus without food, drink or lavatory facilities. They were released eventually one by one after being searched and having their photographs taken. ”
Amounts to torture, I think. To be held for up to 7 hours without food, water and the loo. Even when flights are delayed the airlines must provide basic things like water to those “held” (at their choice) waiting.
It may be that justice must come from the EU courts if the courts in the UK cannot provide it, in this matter and related matters.
Also just what the fuck do they think they are doing by searching and photographing protesters as they are “released”.
Stop confusing the UK with a free Country. This is what you get when you elect a Labour government.
Rocket,
Great posting. One of the best I’ve seen on this blog.
Like you I want my fucking country back and fast, before it is too late.
Kick these Nazi Hoons out.
Brown Brown Brown, out out out
Anyone checked Iain Dale lately?!
Good call.
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/
“I know for a fact that no money has changed hands. Indeed, I just called Paul to verify that fact. He confirmed that no money is changing hands with regard to this story. He said: “Not a penny is changing hands. This is for pleasure, not profit.”
Two weeks ago, on 27 March, I wrote THIS post in which I outlined my suspicions that Damian McBride, Gordon Brown’s chief political, advisor had sent emails to Derek Draper in early February encouraging a smear campaign against me. I then submitted a Freedom of Information and DPA request to the Cabinet Office asking for details of any information they held on me and for details of any emails sent by Mr McBride relating to me. That FOI Request has been acknowledged by the Cabinet Office and is being processed.”
Yes thanks
April 10, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Someone’s linked it above (516). But I’ll link it again.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/5138271/Row-as-Number-10-emails-smear-Tories.html
And the comment was right, too. Draper really is fucked this time. That must be why he left all those desperate drunken comment-turds here last night. What a laugh that was.
Ah well, mystery solved.
Well done, Mr Fawkes.
MODERATION??? What for?
Apparently, Sunday Times beat the Mail on Sunday to the story and have bought Mr Fawkes’ correspondence?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7994408.stm
The government have apologised before Guido publishes. Turning into a non-story if Guido doesn’t publish soon.
Several years ago, I was a cab driver in Cambridge and had a job to drive the advance party to a Blair visit to Norwich and Ipswich for the day. At one stage I overhear it mentioned that they are expecting demonstrators to the opening of the Norwich and Norfolk University Hospital which is a about to get it’s official opening by Blair.
One of the party then say’s “Do we have any dirt on these people that we can brief the press with”?
What shocks me about this is not that they are prepared to smear peaceful demonstrators, but that the people who are considering this are Civil Servants, who are supposed to be impartial.
Over the years we have since the increasing use of public servants in blatantly political support of the powers that be. For me, the day that Britain changed forever was the day that a police officer purportedly took it upon himself to order that a Police van be used to hide demonstrators from the visiting Chinese Prime Minister. As far as that goes, I am pleased to say that I am glad I no longer live in the UK.
What are the odds that if and when the writer of the e-mail is identified, he turns out to be a civil servant and not a Labour Party employee.
This in turn begs the question, what’s the difference between an MP who fiddles his expenses, and government ministers who use or allow civil servants to act politically?
Draper influential?
“Peteh ,please take a sniff of poppers as I ass ram you”
We should have all learned our lessons about “according to the media” whenever the Police are being investigated. Remember Hillsborough, De Menezes etc.
I for one am sick and tired of hearing post trial comments from the police as to the fact that the accused showed no remorse based on the fact that they refused to admit to the crime.
A shedload of witnesses said the police lied about shouting a warning to De Menezes before they executed him. Based on the Police’s own criteria, though they apologised (after the jury found against them) they showed no reemorse.
I can guarantee to you that it won’t work. Why? Because they tried EXACTLY this sort of campaign at the Scottish election in 2007 and it fell flat on its face. Labour’s negative campaigning – not independence or Iraq or Blair – was given as the top reason why people voted SNP in post-election opinion polls.
This country is now a state run by stormtroopers who go under the name of police
We want our freedom back
I said hello, dolly,……well, hello, dolly
Its so nice to have you back where you belong
Youre lookin swell, dolly…….i can tell, dolly
Youre still glowin…youre still crowin…youre still goin strong
I feel that room swayin……while the bands playin
One of your old favourite songs from way back when
So….. take her wrap, fellas…….find her an empty lap, fellas
Dollyll never go away again
Well done on SKY! You ran rings around her :)
Well done that man!!!
Keep going Guido, – but no long lonely walks in the woods or drives for a while, mind.
And beware take-aways from Frau Schmitt’s chippy van.
Aye! Yon Guido put hi’ finga’ o’ tha’ button, – thus tarm!
Jus’ hav’ ta’ poke my wee stick up Dollybotty’s arse a little harda’ don’ ye ken!
Mind ye, nuthen’s’ ma fult ye understand!
[translation : as many readers have found out, I am, at heart, a despicable, low, little prick. Incapable of masterminding or accomplishing anything myself, when subterfuge, bullshit, and bombastic words fail, I resort to mean strategies such as would please Goebbels and his buddies. Or Mr Mugabby or me old mucker, Kim.
But Guido has rumbled me. I thought I was cleverer. Oh well, – win some lose some, or never (as in the case of elections) have them to start with !
It’s best of course when people can do my dirty work from a distance. For instance, an empty headed civil servant. Then I can, as I’m doing now, wash my hands of the whole affair.
Anyway, I’ll have to encourage Drippingarse to get my finger out of his botty and shove a squib up there. He’s gotta do much better, – or worse – if you know what I mean (there, I’ve made a joke).
Mind you, nothing is my fault, – and everything started in America.
Unfortunately neagtive campaigns do work on those who get their news in sound bites from the red top dailies.
we all remember every scot was going to be 5k worse off under the snp as spouted by blair and brown, a view pitched heartily by the scottish media.
i think we know why we all owe 5k more now and it is not the snp, but that is another story.
the snp won the election marginally, had there been another week of fearmongering from the bbc, daily record and “scottish” sun the result would have been different.
campaigns of fear can work well, particularly in the last few days of a campaign, but i feel it is control of the bbc that is paramount, something which peston through his family link has had a significant influence on regarding matters financial, and blair and brown have essentialy controlled for many years.
for changes to happen, it needs to be made clear by cameron that negativity based on lies and inuendo will mean those people who have crossed the line will become persona non grata when the changeover happens. not that i think cameron’s lot are any better, both main parties support sleaze, above the interests of people in general.
gee, there’s a fair few right wing nutcakes on here and that’s a fact … a Clown’s Paradise!
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