He Who Lives By the Smear…
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What Happened To 19 Secretive Tories? – LibDemVoice
Charged MPs Still Take Labour Whip – Paul Waugh
Labour Distances Itself from Official Law Firm – Iain Dale
Labour Party’s Solicitor Defends Theft Charged MPs’ – Telegraph
Doing Emotional – Jon Craig
Gordon Brown’s Policy Inventions - Fink
Conservatives Need Clear, Discernable Principles – Fraser Nelson
Union’s £75 Million Lever on Labour – News of the Screws
Cameron Has to Come Up With Something Better – Fraser Nelson
Republican Twitter Kings – Time
Prosecute Racketeering MPs – Times
Yeo’s Pre-Blogged Ambush – Indy
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
Let’s wait and see why Guido put this up, shall we?
would that plonker by any chance have access to lists of expense receipts
No that person is most definately a female
peter
only female Peter I’ve ever heard of is Mandlebum
“A Met Police Officer has just been suspended in connection with Tomlinson’s death.”
Try that sentence out with other job titles
A plumber has just been suspended in connection with a womans death.
A PE Teacher has just been suspended in connection with a pupils death.
A Vicar has just been suspended in connection with a parishioners death. He snuck up behind him at even song, thrashed him accross the back with a candlestick then pushed him headfirst over the altar rail. He is now at home on full C of E pay and his Anglican Union rep.
Simply brilliant!!!
The police don’t seem so heavy handed when the Muslims Riot, had the guy been a Muslim can you imagine the Uproar, but in 21st Century ZanuLab Britain, it is perfectly OK to kill whitey.
Bloody Brilliant ( You are moving op the charts but not up there yet to challenge the best poster !)
Nah, don’t buy it Mikky.
Adrian, when moslems even show up, the met police farce run away screaming like little girls.
You mean Tamils, in connection with ongoing events, though the same is true for Muslims
A local doctor, Harold Shipman, is suspended after at least 250 patient deaths.
Never trust those that police themselves
Well ‘ Old Holborn ‘ your suggestions would sound perfectly sound if the plumber hit the housewife, ditto PE teacher and the vicar.
Please state your position on this incident more clearly.
Son of Attlee
I must say that I think this new format should do well, Guido. Instead of you writing bollox we all do it for you and you still get the big MSM scoop payoff. You’re not as daft as you look!
Just when does the discovery period run out on your McBride FOI request, Guido?
Has someone been using the shredder in Downing Street Guido?
Not as ugly or illiterate as you Peter
The suspense is killing me.
Slightly off topic Chorister, but were you besmirched by a spoiled priest?
No Grex, I was daydreaming along the Benjamin Brittten theme suggested by the previous Peter Grimes nom de plume, as I was ignorant to the tale behind the picture.
It gives me a chance to go lock myself in the toilet and cry.
I know this makes me look sad, but I am so excited about this!
who is it?
Damien McBride
It’s Damian McBride – the original pic is at:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/oct/03/marketingandpr.pressandpublishing
Ian Huntley?
Dunno but he is one fucking ugly ginger!
It’s all linked to Ian Dale and an email alledgedly sent by McBride to Draper about smearing Dale.
See http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/03/email-to-damian-mcbride.html
Would this have anything to do with Damian McBride and FoI requests from Guido and Mrs Dale?
Probly not!
Surely the freedom of information request didn’t reveal anything???
I really fucking hope it did.
….and we have a winner! A photo of Damien McBride with the headline “he who lives by the smear…(dies by the smear)”
This is either about his FOI request, or he’s found out something else about McTwat’s obvious career in spinning. In which case, there should be something on Tom Watson too because they are both as thick as thieves.
grabs a bag of popcorn and a beer………………..!
That’s Mrs Plato’s line … to be exact:
*** grabs more popcorn ***
(c) Goatish Productions Inc., 2009
*copyright honours to Dennis*
Px
Can’t wait! Bring it on!
The rats will have to start jumping ship soon. the Tories will be in power next year and they will be looking for blood. I hope the sort the plods out then the BBC.
Might be better to sort the bbc out first.
How much will it cost to get rid of Toenails
ORDER OF BATTLE LIBERATION DAY 2010:
Day 1. Repeal all 6000 pieces of Marxist socialist legislation enacted since 1997;
Day 2. Replace all BBC News Senior Executive staff, and the BBC trust placemen;
Day 3. Cull every government quango without exception bring their duties back into Whitehall
Day 4. Cutback all Local authority payrolls by 70% abolish local authority chief executives and their dependent structure bring back the elected Mayor and his stipend
Day 5. Cut the NHS bureaucracy go for the French model, localise health oversight
Day 6. Abrogate every single government IT contract particularly those designed to implement Liebour’s Marxist socialist control machine.
Day 7. Reallocate essential IT to SMALL local UK contactor firms (nothing for the out of control multinational service firms)
Day 8. Bring back traditional 1950s school discipline with headmasters that set ferocious educational and disciplinary standards, remove parent and pupil power.
Day 9. Restructure Jobcentres/Social welfare agencies as skills training institutes and ensure every welfare dependent attends retraining for work programmes.
Day 10. Stop all handouts for the baby producing single mother factories.
Day 11. End multiculti madness require migrant cultures to integrate and absorb host values as the US has done for centuries.
Gets my vote!
The Penguin
Day 12. Begin the process of complete withdrawal from the EU.
Great list – I have cut & pasted it into 23 emails today so far.
June 2010.
Anyone but Labour.
Nirvana!
With you all the way.
Day 7 is a lovely idea except the goverment will insist on suppliers signing absurd anti-competitive contracts with penalty clauses that are so onerous that only the large corporations are able to assume that level of risk.
WMitty: Ah but government will be in our hands and do as we instruct it to do. The civil service needs to stop padding; contracts and risks can be sorted on an all round more manageable basis once you remove the big boys and their grafting political friends (Blair,Busted etc) from the equation.
I’m with you on this Penguin, also Gladstone Screwer. It would be a wonderful future.
Isn’t it time the Cameron and his stooges said something like this or are they in fact also part of the Grand ZanuLab Project.
Or perhaps they are just being incredibly cunning and keeping quiet so that the ZanuLab State Workers vote for them without realising they are going to get stuffed.
No I don’t think so either. They don’t do cunning since they became the cuddly party.
Let us just hope that when Jacqboots, Tom Watson, Sion Simon and all the other little fat piggies jump ship that we don’t get caught in the ensuing tidal wave.
Let’s hope that when they try to jump the piano wire around their necks leaves them dangling overboard but above the waves so there isn’t any tidal wave.
this is for harmon pride………..
this is what your fraudulent govt has been doing to the beloved NHS!!!!!!!
and yes i read the mail..online
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1168657/Blunder-180m-year-NHS-budget-mistakenly-sent-Irish-government.html
you are all incompetent fuckwits that need to be hung drawn and quartered…..
£900million!!!!!!!!!!!
ffs!!!!!!!!
getting on with the job of pissing our money away…..
That could buy a lot of bath plugs.
What makes in even worst for Labour is they still hadn’t noticed until the Irish pointed it out.
You just couldn’t make it up.
I wonder how many more of these reciprocal agreements there are, and how much we are being shafted by just about everyone. Most of us, unlike McMental and his monks’ circle, don’t like getting shafted!
let’s start wth overseas aid – that can be cut to zero….
Just BTW, where is Hymen Pierced?
And Silky Arsehole?
I quite miss the latter’s amusing little ‘tra laa’s!
It’s the school holidays and they are asking ‘are we there yet’…
They’re both very hard at work. Takes a lot to keep saying “would you like fries with that, sir?” in Scotland – land of the deep-frier.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/5123378/Chaplains-costing-NHS-32-million-a-year.html
£32m for chaplains each year !
That could buy a LOT of porn
Or alternatively, a facelift.
I couldn’t help noticing how Jackboots has aged 10 years in 10 days.
Almost makes you want to cry. Sniff!
Correction:
That could buy me a LOT of GAY porn.
Its GAY porn you sad taxpayers. Do you think I would want to support ZaNuLieBor if tits and fanny interested me. Look what I’m married to ffs.
She needs a whole body lift.
preferably at the end of a rope
Is it gay porn because you have forgotten what a prick looks like?
Try the mirror Mr. Timney
Who’s got the receipts ??
McBride doesn’t pay rent to an MP by any chance????
Ho ho ho! wouldn’t that be (how did that knob use to put it) Fucking Delicious?
Disgraceful language.
Talking of knobs; how are you and the zionist Guido doing? Being savaged by two dead sheep aka plastic paddy and little englander; how…
Fucking delicious!
That would make him a rent boy?
Beat me too it.
I was going to say “No, the MP gives it to him”
Nope flat is rented from The Right Honourable Mandlebum, in returns for favours granted of course!
Aw that’s nice. Damian gives him some cash and Mandy gives him a Brazilian every so often.
please let it be a resiging issue
When does a Labour Lout ever resign for anything ?
I’m sure it’s all above board
Has McBride had a shit-eating threesome with Mark Oaten and a rentboy?
Well I hope all been worth the wait and lack of Friday caption pic!
Hang on, mate. Just gotta have a waz. Don’t spill the brains, er, beans just yet. Ta.
Good work Guido, make him squirm
Please can someone remind me what this relates to? Is it about McBride and an FOI request?
3 boys one cup
Thanks, I’ve only just realised I have run out of mind bleach. :(
The system has run out of replies too.
This could be BIG
then again it could be quite ordinary in a cum ci cum ca sort of way
Can’t wait
Oh, do hurry up……
Comme ci, comme ca, I think you mean, unless your the Home Sex husband, like I am, in which case it would be cum see, cum ahhhh, charge that to the taxpayers, thank you very much…
also make sure to charge 1x double pack of Bounty. {Now renamed Plenty}
Extra absorbent , washable and reusable so the two drag queens in the advert say. Should cum in handy.
I don’t like people stealing my name and insinuating I’m straight. I’m a ZaNuLieBore supporter and therefore I’m GAY (and probably Scottish).
Oh shit, sorry, you are there!
He’s been sacked and now they’re using it against him?
Smeared with his own discharge?
I feel like having a quick >Richard Timney style J Arther< over this story.
The House of Cards of the Prime Mentalist is clearly falling down.
Come on Guido Shoot!!!
Is it photos with rocking horses in? and a big fat dick head in a pamper.
Just remember while you all being kept in suspense Guido thinks that most of you are window lickers and that he is probably trying to sell the story to his dead tree friends for personal gain – greed is good as he says frequently
Suspense, mate? That’s a bit strong. Slight diversion from the sight of Mrs. F’s pendulous tits bouncing up and down in front of me.
That’s your Easter holiday over then
Too right Mrs. F. Shall I empty the dishwasher now?
And you were typing with just one hand?
‘Speck, man!
When was the last time Guido sold a story to anyone? FFS, ask for a refund if you’re not happy.
Steady on the trigger Guido
A categorical denial would be very useful
You really are quite naive in the Guido fan club aren’t you
See Post 51 if you don’t believe – and I wonder which newspaper will have the exclusive on its website and in its first editions just beforehand? As Guido says follow the money!
Therin lies the problem with the site layout
where the fuck is post 51?
Well at least Guido doesn’t take money from ZaNuLaBor like Dolly, tart that Dolly is!
excuse me, my giraffe is on fire…..
makes about as much sense as these fucking random numbers……………
It’s time to end “anonymous” comments.
Why? Because I can’t bloody well keep up with them.
Make them use a stupid pseudonym – like ‘denverthen’ (or ‘Guido’). Lazy gits.
why?
Because “I can’t bloody well keep up with them”. Duh.
Who tf are you? Anonymous 71? 56? 52?
Sod off until you have a name.
anonymous is what we all want to be in Nu Labour’s shithole from hell
Point.
rude to point
Greed is indeed good. What’s your point?
Tut Tut No1 Poster
http://postmanpatel.blogspot.com/2009/04/ian-tomlinson-did-he-fall-or-was-he.html
while you’re waiting
Look Guiso, you’ve been a bit of a cocktease over the past couple of weeks, this had better be consummated in the next few hours………
R56
It’s the Iain Dale thing isn’t it Guido?
I can offer 88p for the exclusive rights to this story.
I don’t give a fuck who it’s about…just get on with it and stop pissing about.
Oooooh!
Get her!
Not now, Kato!
I’ll have to read about it when I get back from the pub!
You need a G Phone.
They only work in a G Spot?
Not a G string?
Gee whiz
Fred and Prunella Gee. I did Dolly’s survey on it. I’ll get me stoat….
Smear test?
It’s like watching fresh shit dry to a crust on Mandy’s little toll (I would imagine)
Cervical smear? Can’t be about Mandy or Snotty then…..oh, I don’t know.
It must be fiddling of one sort of another.
Sex
Money
Corruption
Animals
Shafting MacDoom
Hooning
Come on Guido.
3.6.10 or sooner the clocks ticking.
Every little helps in bringing these hoon’s down.
I hate the lying corrupt thieving Hoon’s.
Nobody smears better than Mbeki.
Come back at midnight for a BIG surprise.
Fucking hell – I will be in bed I’m at work in the morning, midnight will be well past my bedtime.
But then again it will make those Hoon’s fucking stew – top work like the tactics.
Roll on 3rd June 2010.
Is that Dobbie or Rudolf the helper?
I have to admit that’s very funny.
Roll on 3rd June 2010.
Did you not give me a sock?
Roll on 3rd June 2010.
Just remembered no Question Time tonight.
That’s a relief.
You ain’t any help of any kind.
Im on nights tonight until 0700 tomorrow morning. Hope you tell all by then so I can go to bed tomorrow morning with a smile on face (no Mrs Specialone will not be with me!)
Mr Timney -Smith
I have a large collection of “DIY” DVDs that I am frankly bored with.
By happy coincidence I also live in a house that needs some new bath plugs.
As you seem to be both a DIY enthusiast and collector of bath plugs, maybe we could do a swap?
Beast,
Wot you planning on doin wiv dese plugs?
LOL, mate. Midnight then. BTW-Was this an anagram competition? I ask only because that is definitely Ray Mears who farts about in the jungle for loads of our money. Smear=Mears and I claim my chrome-plated bath plug.
Due to the credit crunch I will be taking in lodgers
18 empty en suite bedrooms sans bath plug
A huge collection of porn that Im finished with.
Some guy who can get plugs for free and also has an insatiable desire for porn????????????
Social networking and barter at its best.
Gordon must yield to the public demand for free bath plugs for all.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Bathplugs/
iT’S OUR ROITS INNIT @63 – free barf plugs fer all, – and woil we’re at it, a free lick of Frau Smitt’s bits – tere agin, – sh’e bizzy wot wiv orl these freedum foiters an all,
So which one are you then?
Ben Elford?
Christopher Liang?
gildedtumbril
Martin Jordan?
Steven Taylor?
or George Cham?
Signed…
Mr Beast, by coincidence I have just received a letter from 18 young Pakistani men, travelling on student visas, all wishing to study chemistry or electronics at the London University of the Red Crescent.
They are all seeking lodgings, preferably close together, as they have some sort of special religious observances that they need to undertake.
Could these gentlemen avail themselves of your establishment?.. I understand money is no object as they all have rich Somalian ‘uncles’ who are apparently involved in some sort of lucrative shipping venture.
May be worth your while.
{one stipulation is that they like to grow their own food. so they need to store a large quantity of fertiliser.I suppose its a special dietary requirement. I expect a resoursceful fellow like yourself could bolt on a couple of window boxes. }
Right well having had the 3 S’s it being the start of the easter weekend some of us are off down the Wagon & Horses so I’ll look in on you all after last orders or later still if the landlord has a smoke-in planed.
Filthy inconsiderate bastard, it should be 5S’s. Shit, shave, shower, shampoo and sex.
Do you usually shower without shampoo?
or Sodomy in mandlebums case
Ahh, a smoke-in. Our landlord runs something similar, though it kicks off well before closing time. Out in the stick the police are not too ready to upset the locals; in the city the police are too ready to use the sticks.
This government have given the old bill so much power that they no longer feel that they have to obey the law themselves; I’m close to emigrating again, and this time for good. Get my tax from some other sad fucker that can’t see these fuckwits for what they are; power hungry fools with no idea of governance and servicing the requirements of their master – the taxpayer!
It is not their fucking money!!!!!!
IT IS OURS!!!!
It is not monopoly. Gordon ‘ Fuckwit’ Brown is a fucking idiot, he has not honour, he clings to power like the captain of the Titanic clung to the bridge.
But surely the captain of the Titanic was an honourable man whereas Gorging Gordon the one-eyed Scottish snot-gobbler clearly is not.
Remember Guido – go for the double tap.
Although, given the target, the full Brazilian with silver bullets might be required.
Who said Braz .. . Braziil . . . Brazillion , ,, that’s a shave innit? . . or a boy?
Is a Brazillion more than a trillion?
A Brazillion is about an inch-and-a-half of the crinkly folding stuff.
Reads like Mandybum’s scrotum!
Or his dick!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
Ah, an inch more than sterling these days then, how reassuring.
“How many is a bra zillion?”
It’s a *lot* more than a handful!
Guido,
I see you have had delivery of the new pink telescopic sights that we sent you.
Let us know when you want the rest of the order.
Remember,
GET YOUR SHOTGUN LISCENCES WHILE YOU STILL CAN AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GUNSHOP
Too right!! Will see the ‘Quack’ for a certificate after the Easter break. That we need a licence is anyway a government trick – before the Russian revolution (1916-17) no-one needed a licence – they just got frightened about an uprising.
I am beginning to hate this country. That is sad as I really used to love this country, and would spread that feeling overseas (where I worked for many years)
Don’t be shy, Guido – publish the full story for us.
I hear a whisper that Guido has been offered a shedload of B&Q 15% off vouchers to keep schtum on this. Perhaps our host should have his house watched by his eager audience for a week or two to see if there’s a serious eruption of garden gnomes, decking, cement snails, or other signs of substantial shipping in of discounted ornaments.
Nah, it was a bathload of plumbing gear looking for leaks, wannit?
How many sheds would he want.
The problem with 15% off is, that in this time of recession, who can afford the 85% they need to pay?
This is the problem with the government (well one of the small problems with it rather than the larger more serious ones!) they just don’t understand that nobody has any money!!!!!
400,000 airmiles guy?
Maybe but the title is a parody of “Live by the sword dies by the sword” so I would expect a reason to be either a smear against him ( can’t see that really) or a smear that has backfired in some way… maybe? there again maybe not.
Oh, the suspense :)
Oh all right, I’ll give you a hint.
It’s to do withhh ttha…. ffucck tthisss ffuccckin keybboadsss stikkkin agginnn…………………
Swine.
‘Another one bites the dust…’
I hope so…how many to go now?
ALOT cmon guido
Anyone else think Bob Quick’s exposé of the documents pertaining to the police raid of terror suspects is a put up job?
Why you ask?
The labour government forcing early arrests to bolster public opinion?
AND/OR
If no evidence is found on the suspects, Quick takes the blame.
Why would Quick agree to be the fall guy? He is perhaps nearing retirement age and his coat was already on a shaky hook anyway.
Excuse me if you think I’m paranoid, but with this lot of shysters in power, can you blame me?
No I dont think its a put up job as such though probably managed to their advantage. I understand though why so many people now suspect conspiracy in everything this bloated , corpulent government say and do. “Boy who cried wolf”. We dont believe anything they say now even if on some occassions they may be telling the truth. Thats why they must go, they are putting the security of the country at risk as no one takes them seriously any more.
Thanks for the reply and that is exactly how I feel about this cabal of ne’erdowells too.
So much so, I’d be willing to bet that there will either be no evidence found to warrant charges or it’ll be another failed prosecution
“Why would Quick agree to be the fall guy? He is perhaps nearing retirement age and his coat was already on a shaky hook anyway.”
Well – he’s a couple of years younger than me and I would love to have a guaranteed pension – hey I’ll take responsibility for everything they’ve done the last 12 years (and I never supported them), if they give me a pension like Slows!
I understand that a significant part of Quick’s pay-off comes from the producers of “The Simpsons”. In the past 12 months he’s provided so many new plot ideas for the character Police Chief Wigham.
This revelation will probably have all the potency of an image of Gerald Kaufman in drag popping into your head just as you’re about to climax.
There used to be stories circulating about Kaufman. Wonder why they went away?
errr – they haven’t
You mean like the one I heard at Uni about the time when Stephen Twigg was in charge of the NUS and he and Gerald were enjoying one another’s company sufficiently in a hotel at an NUS conference that a bath overflowed and caused damage to the hotel? Or so it was alleged.
That’s actually the last living image of a bloke who is just about to be run down by a far eastern make of car which has a ‘chrome’ (plastic) badge stuck on the bonnet…
The camera is being monitored by wonks in Cheltenham, and the image will be used in the next film about Wallace and Gromitt.
Don’t you dare call my friends at CGHQ ” WONKS” Nigel ,Peter, Mike , David and Dawn are working jolly hard monitoring http://www.order-order.com without the usual tea breaks to discover where you live.
O will someone please just fucking nuke Westminster and get it over with
Don’t forget the Middle East and Northern Ireland while you’re at it.
Leave Northern Ireland out please – my mum lives there!
Vely soon, Blown be blown blead.
“For nothing is concealed that won’t be revealed, and nothing hidden that won’t be made known and come to light.”
Good old St Luke. Happy Easter, if you catch my drift…
or this one, regarding our Labour friends..
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves.”
Mark.
“He Who Lives By the Smear… ”
dies by the…. queer?
(S)he who lives by the smear won’t get cervical cancer?
Unless, like sweet Jade, she ignores the results.
Now just quieten down, – relax, – soft gentle breathing, – just let the hand wrap round and the finger take up the pressure gently, – gently, – gently, – no hurry, – don’t get tense, – it’s all gonna be fine
and then she’ll be there with a plate of chips!
Mz. Protect ‘n Survive herself!!!
And she’s all YOURZ!!
Just dreaming you unnerstan’
Tha’s a coincidence – I posted one of those a couple of weeks ago – now those were crazy times. Imagine any government making stuff like this nowadays…
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/03/in-response-to-platos-readership-survey.html
“Now just quieten down, – relax, – soft gentle breathing, – just let the hand wrap round and the finger take up the pressure gently, – gently, – gently, – no hurry, – don’t get tense, – it’s all gonna be fine…”
You are Richard Timney-Five Bellies and I claim my prize!
Iam the Real Richard Timney and I am NOT into women in any kind of sense. Why can’t you accept that as a man I like a wank, but I’m a man’s man and like uphill gardening and shirt lifting.
RAW MEAT 3 IS A GAY PORN MOVIE FFS! HOW MANY MORE TIMES WILL IT TAKE YOU HETS TO GET IT.
Whilst we’re waiting for the big one, here’s something for all those Star Trek and fart joke lovers out there.
What’s so funny about that?
If you don’t think farts are funny then you need ointment.
Farts are great when you’re truely on your own. You can even waft it up and really appreciate just how smelly and disgusting you really are. In company, however, it all changes. Discretion against normal bodily function. Which one wins? I don’t fart in the office unless I’m with a bunch of co-farters, then, of course, anything goes. And you don’t stay long!
ewwweeeh
What sort of wind-up is this?
Pierre has a point. That we adore the odour of our own farts is truly one of nature’s beautiful mysteries.
My wife is asleep. I had to bite on my handkerchief to stop myself from laughing out loud!Thanks, Plato. Very amusing! :)
I laughed soooo much. But just to explain to the guys here – it was funny cos I didn’t have to smell it! (men don’t seem to get that!)
Where is HaHaHaHaPerson_Prude and the other losers? You sort of miss ‘em in a way. Probably at a dreary lekcha on being progressive or whining in a some pub – oh no – they don’t drink tho do they – or smoke – or n e fing.
Enjoy!!
DraperList probably only pays the sad loser in question to work during office hours. They’ll have buggered off for Easter now.
Not worth double time for the Bank Holiday!
Fuckin get on with it. I’ve got 5 screaming kids with baked bean juice running down them and I’ve promised them a story as soon as this thing goes down. How selfish can you be?
Calm down Ruth – just loosen your cilice a bit and relax. All in good time…
Its gone 11pm here. I’m blowing on my horlicks, did I say that right? In my Jammies but bladder full no probs empty coke bottle to hand. This better be fucking good
He was the cop in the balaclava?
Please tell me it involves some phucking photos!
Get the Hoons Out!
Great post on John Prescott’s blog, showing us that under Cameron’s nice mask lies the true face of the Nasty Party that gave us the Poll Tax, Jeffrey Archer and David Mellor.
“What speaks volumes is that 87% of Tories want [Hannan] to address their main party conference – mind you, I bet 100% of Labour activists would like that too!”
Dream on, FP! Your bluster fools no one.
Shut up, you Hoon.
Prescott, the sexist adulterer and serial liar. Wheeled-out by the pride bot in a seminal act of doublethink as proof of nulab’s moral superiority.
No more need be said.
“Great post on John Prescott’s blog”
As if !
Hahahahahahahaha
It’s just John being John, the big fat useless expensive Hoon.
Not many people really give a fuck what a 100% of labour activists think?
“100% of labour activists” sounds impressive until you realise that he’s referring to Ambrose Sulk, Haran Pride, and about 4 other Dave Sparts in the students union bar at the University of Galloway (formerly Prescott Polytechnic).
FP,
A hundred percent of fuck all is still fuck all!
Well, perhaps ‘fuck all’ is an exaggeration, but ZaNuLabour hardly has any activisits to be concerned about. Many activists, incuding myself, have left for many different reasons but the party’s perceived collective arrogance hasn’t helped.
You can keep deluding yourself if you wish but Labour are the new Nasty Party.
TC,
I’d be interested to know why you left Labour. We genuinely want to improve and do what’s best for Britain, but we can only do this by listening to the real concerns of ordinary people like yourself.
Since when did Zanulab listen to anyone? All fucking spurious ‘Focus’ groups and and ignoring the people public enquiries.
We remember Dr Kelly and it will come back to haunt you all.
John Prescott – thick as pig shit, adulterer (when he can get it up that is), a jaffa (apparently), likes a fight but doesn’t like Plod getting involved, obese, suffers from delusions of grandeur (remember that picture of him posing playing croquet?), a real class warrior hero – who do you reckon he gets to write his blog? As I imagine that’s a bit beyond his capababilities (a big bit)…….
The quality sic of comment on this blog is truly pathetic.
None of you are funny.
None of you are clever.
None of you are ‘cutting-edge’.
But, hey, all of you manage to be really, really, really boring.
Well done.
Go swivel on it, joe!
Take a fool refund then and feck off you Hoon!
*yawn*
And you are?
Ha ha. Para, mate. Did the DT fire you?
Joe,
when your mother bought that Alsatian I thought she was a dog lover, but watching you walk up the road pissing against every lamp post, I now know better.
I love you too, Joe.
XX
Yeh but you is here for it innit bro?
Joe
That comment is sooooo unfunny I thought Guidos antitwatisms had managed to get rid of window lickers like you
Christ Almighty, Joe, are you still alive? I thought you must have bored yourself to death by now. Fuck off and try a bit harder.
Giudo is just trying to spoil his weekend. Worrying…
How much longer until Nokias are no longer being sacrificed by our Prime Mentalist? That’s what concerns me.
It’s to do with Draper! The FOI request that Guido made was about briefings/documets request. The patsy in the photo has probably lost or destroyed what Guido wanted at the request of someone higher up and is now going to be hung out to dry. It takes some of the heat off the other hoonporkers.
Or the News of the Screews have got something on him and the blade will fall on his neck this Easter morn.either way I am looking forward to it…
Interesting article.
Better than the one I wrote
Is he the Number 10 window cleaner?
Nah, the No. 10 window-licker (c) Dolly Draper, 2009.
“Why are we wait-ing
Dolly’s mastur-bat-ing…”
And now one Radio 4, Peter’s affair with John upsets Gordon in “The Arseholes”.
” Tumtitumtitumtitum tumtitumtitum tum
Tumtitumtitumtitum tumtitumpity tum…”
Ho hum.
McBride, the hate filled, lying, bullying embodiment of the Scotch/ZanuLabour
control apparatus of England
Scotchers, gayers, and general scroungers council!, please fuck off to a Celtic land and continue your bestial acts there you worthless filth
They’re not Celts. They’re Picts. And it’s a little known fact that Fats McBroon comes from tiny splinter Pict tribe of itinerant economic barbarians called the NosePicts.
The Romans were terrified of them – hence that huge wall.
We will know when McHoon the unelected PM has “pict” his nose too much. He has already lost the sight in one eye. The next stage is when his head caves in.
I think that’s how the tribe died out. The old, recessive ‘obsessive-nose-gardening-head-cave-in’ gene.
Comforting to think Broon the HalfHead is the last of his kind.
Should have built the wall higher though huh?
Well figgin Easyjet can still get over it.
Good point Mr Quango. I was only saying the other day, what this country needs in this time of deep recession, is more moslems.
If we can’t borrow our way out of debt, lot’s bomb our way out of it.
the downing st tag links yo Guido’s request for emails between McBride and Draper about Guido and/or Guido’s blog. bet he’s now in posession of the emails and has the bastard bang to rights. lol. lawsuit time
Yes, good fellow. I’d like to transfer £1300 to my account no. R9315729. This site is completely safe, is it not? There seems to be so much hunting and cooing; I thought I’d reached the wrong place for a moment.
Hoon McDoom employs this Hoon because of his moral compass innit
Ugly fucker, looks like the bastard love child of Nick Leeson and Fred Goodwin.
Ian Dale , must be sat at the table waiting for the meal of his life !! derek should be unavailable for interviews .
sleazy or dirty that is the question ??
Right. I’ve got four screaming kids left. My 14 year-old said, ‘Bollocks to Gaydo’ and fucked off to shag her beau. Please fucking do something or I’ll go and annoy The Daily Male. Daily Mail- I should be so lucky.
I’m getting the impression that this was one of those ‘rumours and conspiracies’ that’s taken off on its own. We’ve bitten off more than Guido can chew. Pity.
I’ve been keeping a low profile.
Bail out! Bail out!
I distributed the money fairly with no bias. Ok!
Your lack of bias against Goldman Sachs was commendable.
Lord Mandlebum knows how we got away with it?
Why, naturally.
Archangel Mandlebum knows all. His eyes and ears are his precious Brazilian cherubs – and they are permanently stationed on every superyacht in the world, that he might know (when he’s in town).
Archangel Mandlebum knows all. His eyes and ears are his precious Brazilian cherubs – and they are permanently stationed on every superyacht in the world, that he might know *them (when he’s in town).
If next time Mr Fawkes puts up an unrecognisable photograph with a mere hint that a scandal is about to be exposed could we just start our own rumours. One of us is bound to hit such a raw nerve to cause a real scandal to be uncovered.
McBride on a rocking horse pics?
Rocking horse on McBride Pics even?
McBride on a Rocking Gordon pic
FFS, post this thing. I want to go to bed!
me too, is guido’s little helper for real?
According to Guido, no! But I can’t stand this wait. Guido is probably laughing at us.
Back from the pub – just trying to catch up!
lol plato
Happy Crucifixion Day
she who lives by the smear is not Jade Goody
re the post at 11.28.
guido could only be in possession of draper emails etc if he or someone else had stolen them by hacking into his email.
As someone who has never ever sanctioned the hacking into emails or phone messages of members of the royal family, i know this cannot be the case.
keep up the good work!
Guido, I await further developments with interest.
I’m still betting on a Jade Goody smear test related story…
Watching gay porn videos with a bath plug up his arse while cavorting on a heated Redditch patio perchance?
Three hotels on Mayfair.
Library. Rope. Professor Plum.
Happy Families – have you got Mrs Schoolcook?
Give us a clue Guido!!!
buckaroo on a rocking horse?
Guido are sleeping already?
Gollum?
Guido are you sleeping already?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Last word then ???
Happy Easter to everyone , everywhere no matter how flawed you are x .
Hugs © E x .
You too, crazy.
Made me laugh , den x .
I ain’t crazy . That’s the problem .
Have a good one . Bestest to you an yours .
© E x .
I understand :)
I meant it affectionately, of course.
Many tx for the blessing, btw.
It’s well past midnight and no further news…
McBride’s a Hoon but all this promise and no deliver doesn’t help the image much
To Denverthen and others (you know who you are):
Your homophobic comments make me sick. I’m actually shocked that in the 21st Century there are still people who have your bigoted, prejudiced attitudes. Do you realise that in most workplaces (including mine), people would get sacked for less?
Why is it that Guido’s blog attracts such offensive homophobia? No-one I know in the real world ever speaks like you. Draper was right when he said this blog is the “sewer” and you people are the “sewage”.
If this continues, I’m going to start compiling a dossier of sexist, racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and generally offensive language for Derek Draper to post another expose on Labourlist.
Draper is more influential than you imagine – you don’t want him as your enemy. He is persistent and has a long memory. Have you noticed that since Guido started attacking him, Draper has become more famous and successful (e.g. his new book launch, Labourlist growing by the day) and Guido is increasingly marginalised and irrelevant?
if you dont like the smell .Fuck Off.
chronic,
Please calm down. I understand that you and a lot of people are angry due to the global economic downturn. But Labour is listening and the government is working around the clock to provide real solutions that benefit real people.
For example, we are providing help for hard-working people worried about losing their homes, with an Income Support for Mortgage Interest scheme, which helps people with their mortgage payments if they lose their jobs; and new Homeowners Mortgage Support Scheme to allow people to defer interest payments for up to two years while they get their family finances back on track.
Labour’s commitment to giving real help now and real hope for the future stands in stark contrast to the Tories who would do nothing.
Forgot to say it started in America.
Labour is the disaster that caused most our current crisis.
Prescott.
Hypocrite.
Hence the reason why you’re here and posting in this thread. Hmm intelligent thought processes you have going on there.
Do you know what I do when I see offensive comments or quips? I don’t bleat, I don’t let it get to me, I tend to ignore them, like we used to do before somebody created a rule to decide for me.
If more of us did that in life, perhaps free thought would enable those sides to become more visible.
Perhaps a study in Geometry would be useful.
I’m posting here because I believe that we are right and you are wrong. Because tolerance is right and homophobia is wrong. Because I believe that equality and respect for women are right and misogyny and sexism are wrong.
I believe that most of you are rational people and eventually, you’ll come to accept that you need to reconsider your long-held prejudices and enter the 21st Century. If I can change the mind of even one person, I’ll be happy.
Who’s “we”, sexist lover?
If you believe respect for women is right why are you supporting the Afganistan goverment?
Labourlist is growing by the day???
In which dimension of space/time?
Speaking of Draper’s book. It appears that there are no reviews of it on amazon.co.uk.
Really, a missed opportunity.
But the blurb for the book is as follows: (warning – may cause nausea)
“Psychotherapy helps thousands of people every day: they feel happier, achieve more success and enjoy better relationships. Prominent psychotherapist Derek Draper has chosen to share his tips and tools from the therapy room to help exactly those people. In this groundbreaking book he explores 40 key issues that impact almost everyone’s lives, uses examples drawn from real life to help you gain a better understanding of why things happen, and provides clear insights and advice that will help you think about life’s challenges in new, more positive ways.
About the Author
Derek Draper is an award winning psychotherapist and author. He features regularly in national newspapers and magazines, appears frequently on TV and radio and writes a therapy column in Psychologies magazine, which was the inspiration for this book. He was a MIND Journalist of the Year. He lives in London with his wife Kate Garraway, the GMTV presenter, and their three-year old daughter.”
If I’m reading it correctly – he wants to share his tip.
Shudder – no thanks Derek, I’ve given up shagging hobos for Lent.
LOL , hun .
Interestingly , or not , he pinpointed the onset of his depression to the moment he realised he’d never be an MP .
Tweak me – if only depression woz contagious amongst those seeking power .
Spose I’d shag it if it had a shave .
© E x .
Bloody Hell, Sarah! That is dire, isn’t it?
Draper’s blurb makes me want to get my red pen out and re-write it -in English!
Does it say what award he won for psychotherapy or authorship? Perhaps a Friday caption contest from Guido?
271 – depressed after realising he’d never be an MP.
… well for a start if it wasn’t clear that any constituents he met would hate him within seconds, he would have been an MP by now, as are many 40 year old student politicians.
He actually wanted to be prime minister, after Neil Kinnock had served three terms.
(And no, I really really am not joking here).
If I remember correctly, Draper was JOINT Mind Journalist of the Year – and the year was 2007 – we’re now in 2009. He just can’t help lying & exaggerating can he? Typical NuLabour or rather, in his case, NuLabour wannabe.
Do tell us Derek, what was your FIRST degree & in what subject was that & what academic institution was it from?
While he’s been terribly cagey about getting chucked off the Berkeley (Wright Institute not THE Berkeley) Doctorate course he’s been even more cagey about where (or if) he’s actually got the MA he claims to have ……
“Draper is more influential than you imagine” HAhahahahahaha! you fucking nutter!
“You don’t want him as your enemy. He is persistent and has a long memory.” He’s a shrunken headed head shrinker with the IQ of a fucking park bench!
“Have you noticed that since Guido started attacking him, Draper has become more famous and successful (e.g. his new book launch, Labourlist growing by the day) and Guido is increasingly marginalised and irrelevant?”
Oh thats Priceless!
OK dereck now stop typing and take some more of those pills (NO NOT THOSE!!!) The little green ones the doctor gave you. and cheer up! You can find a new job soon, june 2010 at the latest
To the Pride bots come out of the woodwork: your lies are not working any more. We know you support fascist police tactics and you protect sexists, adulterers, liars, thieves and frauds (Draper) as long as you think you can cling on to your notion of political power by doing so.
Your just scum and you’ll soon be gone.
Forever.
Remember Prescott, Draper.
Stop lying. It’s a terrible habit indicative of a troubled soul.
It’s time you woke up and realised that when you look in the mirror, the person staring back at you has lost all sense of reality, has no moral code, has no place in the debate and is as corrupt as it is possible to be without actually having a nervous breakdown.
Derek, if you’re having a nervous breakdown, then I’m sorry for you. But hell, mate, you’ve done everything possible during your sorry, overlong excursion into public life to bring it on yourself.
Get some help (from a qualified professional).
OMG !!
Dolly is a brain-trainer now . That is fucking scary . Wot if they make him Lord Dolly and he becomes the psycho-thingy to the nation . ‘Look into my eyes , look into my eyes , not around the eyes etc………..’
Guido is just a big softy who likes fat cigars an fine port , hun . Nice work if you can get it .
E’s are good E’s are good
© E x .
My God. You mean? No.
Dolly’s a shaman! (And fresh out of Berkeley, CA, no less – home of the shaman).
My Great Uncle Ebenezer would be ever so proud. Ebenezer proud.
Careful, Fabian_Pride! You seem to be on the verge of libelling Mr Draper. You said:
Draper is more influential than you imagine – you don’t want him as your enemy.
The implication in your post is that Mr Draper knows people in positions of power and that he uses these acquaintances to take revenge on people.
Are you implying that Mr Draper is that petty, mean-spirited and vindictive? I do hope that isn’t what you are implying.
Nope..he’s just a kunt!
ps.. Have I ever mentioned that I may have boned his missus on the bonnet of my spitfire..when I was 17????
HP. Twit, the mortgage scheme only helps the banks. Do you have no head for figures?
Order-order v Labourlist
Rankings.
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Alexa: Order-order = 72,954 Labourlist = No
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Indexed Pages:
Google Order-order = 8,980 Labourlist = 0
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Yahoo: Order-order = 0 Labourlist = 0
Live: Order-order = 6,740 Labourlist = 0
Backlinks:
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you really are a wanker…how would you know what the real world is like in your ivory tower.
To Fabian Pride, Harman Pride and others (you know who you are).
Your obsessive repetition of phrases such as “real people” , “real help” “real hope” makes me sick. Is it to remind yourselves that outside of your parallel Big Brother world of government there “really” “really” is another world of being called Britain, inhabited by citizens of independent thought. One where the expectation is that politicians occasionally act and serve in the interests of their constituents rather than the party and the faithful.
I’m actually shocked that in the 21st Century there are still people like you who believe that by repeating the same mantra over and over and over again ad nauseum , the great masses will fall for it. And equally shocked that if you fail to get your way then just play the racist, homophobic, misogynist, Islamaphobic card to divide up the opposition. Why is it that unless we positively celebrate these things we are branded haters of all the above. Can we not just have tick box that says “I don’t really think about it, I just like to get on with my own life without being told what to do by others”
Still at least you have Dolly who is very influential and apparently a whizz at compiling dossiers in double quick time (apologies to Bob Quick there!) Personally I couldn’t care one bit, if I’ve got something to say I’ll say it whether you like it or not. Hang on a minute looks like there’s a couple of gentlemen in dark suits just appeared at the front door….back in sec…..
fabian,
Are you a brown hatter???
oh..Harrdan pride..just fuck right off..OK???
HP.
Would prefer “do nothing” to “ruin everything”
Workplace Fabian Pride? My, how I have misjudged you! I had assumed that like the rest of Drooper’s LabourLost Trolls you were someone who saw the Benefits gravy train as a lifestyle choice. Ah no, reading the whole of your comment ‘Draper has become more famous and successful (e.g. his new book launch, Labourlist growing by the day)’ I now know that you are the delusional Drooper himself & I claim my £5. PS where did you get your MA from?
What an imbecile.
Good on you Fabian_Pride. I’m sure most of the “silent majority” who read these boards and are appalled by the foul language will applaud you for standing up to these bullies.
Hate speech isn’t allowed in the workplace or on the airwaves. At the moment the government can’t effectively police the Internet, but we citizens can do it, together we can shame the bigots who pollute the net and pressure them to change their ways.
If you dont like the smell Fuck Off.
Foul Language??????!!!!!!
Newspeak = Doubleplusungood
Fascist society – its where we are!
It has to change – we have to get values back – back to before 1997. The great experiment has failed (yet again).
Prescott swears and abuses women and lies and cheats. And you love him.
You’re nothing more than a hypocrite.
Be silent, hypocrite.
He makes me sick never mind himself.
When’s the next sitting of the Court of Public Opinion?
The ’silent majority’ are not obliged to read this board are they? Fucking moron.
‘Hate speech’? Fuck off.
‘We citizens’? Who are these ‘we’ that you represent, pillock?
‘Pressure them to change their ways’? How?
You really are amazingly stupid. What do you want to do, sue me? Fucking get on with it. Where’s your writ you anal canker?
Crawl away and die alone in agony somewhere you stupid deluded cretin.
Pride.
Why don’t just fuck right off you tramps cock sucking piece of anal excretion?
However at this time that we consider the fate of the baby jesus, may I , with respect, suggest that you build yourself a cross..big enough for you to dangle off?
I’ll sort the nail gun.
You fucking kunt!
FUCK OFF..there you go put me on your FUCKING FILE
“hate speech” how very 1984
Oh fuck off & go pressure your Granny – that’s about all you Labour Trolls are up to – bullying the weak & those unlikely to fight back.
Hate speech?
George Orwell called, he wants his plot back.
I knew full well Guido was going to leave everyone stewing. you lot realy should get out more! the smoke-in down the Wagon & Horses was still in full swing when I left, infact they had just rang for pizzas. But some of us have things to do tommorow.
As for this pending revelation. It must be work related as being a shirt lifter is practicly obligitory if you want to gain rank in nulabour, and you’ll only get in trouble with the high command if you don’t book all “Badgerwatch” expences down to the tax payer!
NSF,
Have you even read the post above by Fabian_Pride?
Please retract your homophobic comments, or you’re going on my dossier.
Fuck off you Prescott-sexist loving hypocrite. You’ve come out of the woodwork late at night to spread your stinking poison.
I’m not scared, I’ve got a rubber
Why what happens if I don’t Draper? will you send round a copy of your book?
is it a top secret dossier.
These liars hate one thing more than anything else: they can’t stop dissent – nor moderate (low) satire.
That’s two things. But you get my drift, chronic :)
They’re actually desperate. Which is kind of comforting in a Battle of the Bulge sort of way.
Boy, the next few months are gonna be ugly.
Dossier!! Is this the new nazis ‘little black book’? These things only have power if you get back in power, and I think we all believe that isn’t going to happen, else why would you be so rabid in your threats?
YOU ARE BEATING A DEAD HORSE, LABOUR WILL NEVER WIN A GENERAL ELECTION. GET USE TO THE IDEA.
‘You’re going in the dossier’ How very New Labour.
If you lot are the listening party, listen to this.
My house is being repossessed. I can’t pay the mortgage any more because I’ve just lost my third job in four years. I work(ed) in IT.
Every time I’ve lost my job, I’ve been replaced by a contractor flown in from India. The Indian contractors work for a company called HCL. HCL is based in India so they pay no UK Corporation Tax or Employers National Insurance. As they’re based in an Indian ‘Special Economic Zone’, they pay no tax in India either.
Thanks to Gordon’s largesse, all Indian HCL staff get an ‘on demand’ work permit and they are granted a blanket dispensation from UK income tax and national insurance. Consequently, they cost about one third less to employ than a UK staff member on the same take home pay. Employers are burning out laser printers issuing P45s for their British workforce and you’d look hard to find a white face in many large IT companies round my way.
This wheeze appears to be designed to give you know who a warm feeling in his nappy about saving starving Indians from poverty. Indian IT contractors are among the super rich in their own country. I’ve met blokes in their twenties who employ a full compliment of domestic servants back in India and the naive twat in No 10 puts his own citizens out of work to provide jobs for ‘needy’ Indians.
And you lot have the fucking cheek to complain about offshore tax havens.
Months, mate? Decades more like. Don’t try and have kids- you’ll be signing them up for a life of slavery. Oooops, nearly spilt the seed in the wrong hole.
I’ve applied for over 1500 jobs (IT) in the last 13 months; this country has been well and truly fucked over by Labour. I can;t get a look-in at public sector jobs as I’ve always work in private sector.
My other-half worked in public sector for a wile; she was blacklisted by her fellow ‘employees’ for wanting to help patients (in the X-ray dept, radi-whatever) during her coffee break. Heaven help anyone that want to work for their money. Lazy work shy bastards.
The same sort of ‘we are god’ attitude is present in the nursing sector. My brother’s leg was ripped off in a motorcycle accident. When a nurse knocked his stump in hospital and he cried she said ‘you don’t know what pain is until you’ve had a baby’! Strange that, she had two legs, what reason did she have to think that she could compare (What with haven’t both legs and never having a leg ripped off). Why did she think that that was an important reason that needed to be voiced. Because this government has put public servants before those that truly create wealth for the nation; an entity that relies on tax gifts to keep it going. The government sets a fine example of not ever being responsible for anything bad, just that which is good (bollocks).
I hate all that this country has become since ‘no one can fail’ labour has come to power.
Hear hear, Mick, mate. Sucks, don’t it? Your brother should have punched that smug tosser’s teeth out. I can imagine that losing a leg is a bit of a bind but to have some cow rubbing the stump is just taking the piss. Vis a vis the general state of the country; we’ll have the last laugh if we stick together. Crucial, son. Hope your brother’s leg deficiancy sorts itself out, mate. Happy Easter.
Thanks Dave F., 40 odd operations later he is still fucked. But at least the surgeon got a mention in the medical journal. Bless – but the surgeon tried to re-attach the limb – to the extent that my twin was ‘jump-started’ three times in theatre. Not because it was good for my brother, but it was good for the surgeons career (he had already told the surgeon just to clean it up).
The surgeon then travelled to the US (Boston) to lecture the US Navy on the rights and wrongs of re-attaching limbs – well doctors do say they ‘practice’. Thank fuck my brother is built like an ox.
I will start calling them ‘Mr’ when they start calling me ‘Mr’ instead of Mick; arrogant fuckers. I pay their wages, they should show some respect.
Again another profession that polices itself; just like the politicians that should be our servants rather than our masters.
Anyone who posts on this racist, homophobic blog will have their name added to a dossier. But of course that includes you; and me. Oh dear.
Harridan…
When did you discover the delights of fisting?
don’t tell them your name, Pike.
Dossier? It’s the piss-drenched doorway where he sleeps.
Before Harman_Pride says anything:
Yes, my English in my previous message was poor, but it is late at night and I have had one or two drink to support the Treasury and their tax intake.
I’m a normal floating voter (well was floating until this present government turned the country into a police state); and have never claimed a single penny from the state in the form of unemployment benefit or social – I just don’t believe in it.
But I also don’t believe in paying people for their lifestyle choices such as giving a child tax credit. If people want children then they can bloody well pay for them by paying extra taxes (ie for the schools their kids will use etc.), not by getting extra tax credits from the government.
If the government has problems paying the bills such as the pension bill then they should stop spending money on crap like the ID card; which in reality, counters the freedoms that the present day pensioners fought for.
HP. Still waiting for a Labour Central Office answer. Why should tax payers pay for your social policy that is just an excuse to make up for you pissing away funds (remember the 5-6 billion pounds a year taxed from pension funds).
Accept responsibility for your mistakes. As a taxpayer I expect better from a labour party blogger. I’ve paid your wages!!!
Never before have a government taken so much from the people to pay for so many lies.
Nice to see HP & friends are still active
Here’s my thought for them on this Good Friday morning -”Seven Million savers can’t be wrong and the majority are over 55 and ALL will turn out and vote – Conservative”
Happy Easter Derek (and colleagues)
Nice one Anonybot!
Fuck off Prescott, you disgusting Hoon, we haven’t forgotten your ‘bulimia’ fraud, you fat fuck. You ordered everything on the menu at Mr Chu’s for no other reason than because you can. You’re a great swollen troughing bastard, and you deserve to die for your sins against the taxpayer. FUCK YOU.
Jade Goody has got a good diet plan for you dave.
Jade Goody was a brainless Hoon and I’m glad she’s dead. Fucking worthless scum! (And an ugly cow to boot)
and BIG TITS.
sorry did have BIG TITS.
East Angular is luvverly in the Autumn mists, innit?
McBride is a Hoon
The arrogance and wickedness of the New Labour scum who appear on these boards must be punished. Once their shite hero Brown is down in the gutter after June 2010 Dolly and his paid “Pride” scum must be tried for treason against this country and the cause of freedom. Treason in the U K has always been answered with the noose and that would be a fair fate for dolly and his clowns. Any being who could sit and willingly defend the evil scum of socialism is evil themselves and deserves a bitter painful death.It would be a small repayment for the many atrocities of socialism.
Socialism=Death
They’ve also destroyed millions of jobs in the real world, miners etc. WTF, how can Arthur Scargill make himself leader for life? What a Fuckwit! But a true Socialist he is. Pity he doesn’t work for a living instead of just collecting a ‘raped’ pension from the union. His members must out of their minds. They surely can’t really believe what he says. Really, surely not. (Just to drag historical shit like labour does about the tories)
PS I hate Foot’s donkey jacket, what a Hoon
I think pressing to death might be better.
i would gladly put the noose around everyone of their scrawny necks.
“He Who Lives By the Smear…”
Is he dead yet?
120 grand pension a year and all you have to do is look a twat
mmmmmm….
Nope I think he was actually just a total twat and sunk in his own storm of Hubris
Your constant fixation on the same narrow range of subjects, combined with your robotic writing style suggests you’re some kind of semi-autistic weirdo. You’re not Gordon Brown by any chance? Although with that handle it seems unlikely…Could be a bluff I suppose, but I don’t think you’re bright enough for that.
Ah’ve pished ma jim-jam breeks Morag!
True,how very,very true…look at whats happened to Malcolm ‘Three Nipples’ Powers…and now his tutor Mike Orton…
Guido, you are just a cock tease.
Zanu fucked my ISA’s…
Well, bit of a damp squib that was/wasn’t.
So was this just shit then?
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/
Cat’s out of the bag
Row as Number 10 emails ’smear Tories’
Downing Street is at the centre of a fresh security scare after it emerged that private emails written by one of Gordon Brown’s senior officials had ended up in the hands of one of Britain’s most controversial political bloggers
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/5138271/Row-as-Number-10-emails-smear-Tories.html
Nice one Guido. Made the Telegraph
[...] April, 2009 · No Comments Derek Draper in yet more trouble over Guido Fawkes and [...]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7994408.stm
ha ha, juvenile dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God I’m glad you fascists are spending your time on this rubbish and not interacting with live people.
Was worth the wait! Well done to Guido.
[...] 7.03 pm on Thursday, 9 April, Guido posted on his blog a picture of McBride’s forehead superimposed with the cross-hairs of a sniper’s rifle sight. [...]
Derek Draper wrote on LabourLists.org
http://www.labourlist.org/derek-draper-emails
“Believe me, these are issues I will be looking at when I return from my
holiday. “Blog wars” are one thing but hacking into people’s emails is
surely a step too far?” End Quote
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That’s quite a bit rich when Mr Draper ( and Mr McBride’s also) government
have turned this nation of ours into something that would be envied by
the former Soviet Union. Seems their government can read our emails, watch
our internet activity, know all out thoughts as we think them, read all that
we write, follow our every movement. Study our DNA and know more about our
physical bodies than we can get to know from our doctor.
It appears it’s quite in order for Mr
Draper’s government to read everyone in the country’s email, but something
else when it happens to them .There is a couple of sayings: “what goes
around comes around” and “whatsoever one sows, so shall they reap.”
Please see:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1020636/Massive-Big-Brother-database-track-EVERY-phone-email-Britain.html
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http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/telecoms/article3965033.ece
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Happy Easter
[...] is the story that I spent hours tracking, last night. Nearly as I can tell, it begins with this post at Guido Fawkes’ blog, which is nothing but an image of one Damian McBride with a stylized rifle [...]
[...] up how much he knew about Red Rag and Damiangate. Last time I looked, Guido didn’t have any crosshairs trained on him – but we’ll [...]
[...] revelations which Guido Fawkes first started to publish on Friday 9th April continue to grab the headlines and dominate the [...]