April 7th, 2009

Oaten : Journalists Knew for Years

Disgraced LibDem MP Mark Oaten tells the Press Gazette that the News of the Screws had known of his activities for three years but had chosen to wait until he was better known to report his use of rent-boys. He claims:

“They had my story for three years I think, but hung on to it and never did anything with it. They could have made that public interest argument at any point in the three years. I had always been a Member of Parliament, but they waited until it could sell most newspapers, at the point at which I became well-known and at my most famous…. What annoys me is when they essentially expose people’s private lives and pretend they’re doing society a great service.”

In response to Oaten’s claims, a News of the World spokesman said: “The allegations were proven true… Mr Oaten is correct that we are indeed in the business of selling papers, however we chose not to print details of his grubby activities on the front page of a family newspaper… With that in mind, perhaps it is the married MP who paid rent boys for kinky sex who should consider a more ‘upfront and honest’ approach.”

The question which arises in Guido’s mind is that if as Mark Oaten reckons the Screws had known about his rent-boy frolics for three-years, doesn’t that contradict his original excuses?  He claimed that it was the sudden onset of male pattern baldness that unbalanced him.  Sudden?   Journalists knew for over three years?

Hat-tip : Pink News


157 Comments

  1. 1
    Reg Buttox says:

    Take your punishment like a man you grubby little non-entity

  2. 2

    Well, I started losing my hair a while back, but I can’t say that it unbalanced me. I mean, on a purely physical level the shift in weight must have changed my equilibrium a little bit, but I can’t remember ever going off the rails and hiring rent boys to perform kinky sex acts because of it. Perhaps I should live a bit more.

  3. 3
    Winston Smith says:

    All within the rules I’m sure…

  4. 4
    another pissed off voter who will vote no more says:

    When a politian’s lips move …..

    Just heard Jacqui mimic Brown on R5 – soft, soft interview. Apparently she’s ‘just getting on with the job’. I presume she means the job of screwing the taxpayers for every penny she can.

  5. 5
    Steve says:

    “however we chose not to print details of his grubby activities on the front page of a family newspaper”

    A family newspaper?! lol. I’d hope any self-respecting family would never let that rag or that man through the front door.

  6. 6
    Shoonhorpe says:

    He’s just pissed off because he knew that they knew about it before they broke it.

    He just didn’t know they had proof.

    MPs attitude to this sort of stuff is very much “it’s only rape if you get caught”.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Too late, Jacqui, you and your parasitical husband are toast. Back to Primary School, Girl! (if anyone will have you)

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    O/T SKY NEWS REPORTING

    Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards John Lyon has accepted a complaint about London MP Harry Cohen’s claim for a taxpayer-funded second-home allowance on a house in the capital.

    The MP for Leyton and Wanstead lists a house in Colchester, Essex as his main home, allowing him to claim for the cost of running a house in the east London constituency 70 miles away.

    He denied any wrongdoing last week when the Mail on Sunday reported that he had claimed more than £300,000 since 1990, saying it was “part of my salary” and had been cleared by the Commons authorities.

  9. 9
    Right Bastard says:

    MP Mark Oaten pulled at his scrotum
    To lengthen and thicken his bone.
    But when he bent over
    Rent Boy took over
    And gave him a bone of his own.

  10. 10
    councilhousetory says:

    Did he charge it to expenses? Did he arrange his meetings in Parliament and then take photos?

    Ok, so he lied about it, which is wrong. But is there anything else that isn’t a matter for him and his ex?

  11. 11
    LOL from Planet Mad says:

    Who the hell is interested in some crapulous idiot claiming cause and effect like this?

    Continuing lies on credit and distraction: AIG is where the credit problem blew up, in London of course, not the US (the mortgage sub prime wasnt enough in cash terms to knock over all those banks) and so more on having hereditary male pattern baldness which is on his head and not related to the occupancy of the end of his male member.

    Its all part of “tell em anything they will believe it” philosophy issued from the likes of Campbell and LabList

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Jackboot Smith on “Today” nicely toasted by John Humphreys. If there’s any ounce of integrity or even commonsense left in the Labour Government , she should be sacked immediately and a Court action initiated. There isn’t and it won’t happen as they’re all at it. Totally corrupt.

  13. 13
    Ian E says:

    All I can say is that its just as well he’s not into animals – I mean think what you’d get if he mated with a sheep …… yet another woolly liberal!

  14. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    With respect to the Lib Dems, I often wonder how long the MSM, the Lib Dems and others knew that CK was not always reliably sober. Would so many sheep have voted for the Lib Dems at the 2005 General Election if they knew that the leader was less than capable of stringing a sentence together.

  15. 15
    TheBigYin says:

    Wot’s a rent boy? No, don’t tell me.

  16. 16
    Scat Hunter says:

    If Oaten knew the News of the World knew, just what possessed him to run for Lib Dem leadership? The Screws did him a favour – it could have waited until he was elected party leader and then broken the story. It would have crippled the Lib Dems for a decade.
    Oaten’s activities allegedly involved scat – each to their own, but does he really think the public would tolerate such dirty behaviour in a politican who espoused family values and life?To say “What annoys me is when they (the media) expose people’s private lives and pretend they’re doing society a great service” is the absolute limit of hypocrisy.

  17. 17
    Rexel 56 says:

    “self respecting and hard working” surely

  18. 18
    Mike, Brighton says:

    The MSM knew for years that CKs drinking was excessive leading to alcoholism as did most of the LibDum parliamentary party, it served their interests not to oust him. The MSM as Guido alledges colludes with the political class and outing Charlie as a whino went against their nice guy / anti-Iraq war narrative so he survived virtually permanently pissed for years.

    A friend who is a stringer for the Sun told me over a drunken session some years ago of the “safe” full of stories and photos that they dare not publish or are waiting for the right time (Oaten). She told me that stories about Mandelson, Brown, Jack Straw and Blunkett are in there…..

  19. 19
    Henry Crun says:

    Would she pass a CRB check, what with her husband now known to have a penchant for porn flicks?

  20. 20
    Clapham Commoner says:

    I started going to the barber less frequently.

    I certainly don’t recall hiring any male prostitutes.

  21. 21
    Hugh Janus says:

    So, Mr Oaten, you consider that your nasty little perversion has nothing to do with those of us who pay your salary and vast expenses then? Is there not still a need for those in public life to set a good example and to behave in a responsible way? And why shouldn’t your behaviour be exposed when it falls a long way below what is generally considered to be acceptable??

    Which planet do you inhabit???

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    What do you expect it is a sister paper of the Tit and Bum (Sun)

  23. 23
    Anon. says:

    So what! Fucking wank stain. MPs of all colours and creeds should be shaking in their boots right now.

  24. 24
    Anon. says:

    More!

  25. 25
    Blair's Grassy Knoll says:

    There was another highbrow discussion ‘twixt the bebosomed Beria and Emma Crosby on GMTV ( the wife watches it :-)) earlier. What a pathetic figure she cuts and what an incompetent she is if she cannot see that it’s over. She’s finished. To do a Campbell tour – whining as she is, just pours petrol on the licking flames of the country’s anger. To Redditch with the rights robbing ‘raptor! Fucking Les Dawson impersonator.

  26. 26
    jammy dogger says:

    Oaten? Who in God’s holy name is he? Some tenth-rate toe-rag from the third party. Wake me up if they ever become the second party – and he is still an MP at that time.

    I’m more interested in who is screwing us than who is being screwed. Two of them are staring out at me from the Daily Mail – more delightful mugshots of Snotty and Hoon you couldn’t wish for. I nearly barfed-up my Golden Grahams.

  27. 27
    Warsteiner says:

    Kate Silverton ripped her a new one on Breakfast this morning. She has no credibility left and should resign.

  28. 28
    Man in the Street says:

    I think they have cut cooking from primary schools in a ‘bid to cut costs’.

    She’ll have to slum it at the local comp and teach the delicacies of preparing a Welsh Rarebit there instead.

  29. 29
    anonybot says:

    “Our Jacq” on BBC Breakfast News and interviewed by Kate Silverton(pretty in Pink ) – ostensibly the reason for Jacqui’s excursion to the broadcasters was to promote Home Office initiative of free window locks etc for low paid etc (as an aside it would be better to encourage the police to actually try and catch burgulars and THEN for the courts to actually lock up the “scroats” rather than ineffective fines repayable at 50p a week from their Benefits no doubt or Community Service but that’s another issue)- subtext from McBroon no doubt -“Get ye big arse doon to yon BBC an’ we’ll see how it goes an’ then I’ll decide whether ye can stay in the Cabinet come ma re-shuffle)

    Jacqui has obviously been taking voice lessons – low octaves – very much regret mistake of putting TV package on expenses – once I knew – immediately repaid etc etc o- very much regret allowiing the claim to come anywhere near the fees office;husband DOES not earn £40,000 rather “less than £30,000 – patio heaters etc to enable me to fulfil my duties although the allegation regarding this are not true etc etc etc etc.

    8 minutes of i/v on Jacqui’s expenses 2 mins on Home Office initiative(how long can you talk about window locks anyway?) – so result then ? But has she done enought to impress Mc Broon – we’ll see

  30. 30
    jammy dogger says:

    “Bebosomed” – great word which I will probably be carrying around in my head all day. Actually, though, Bebosomed is the name under which a proprietary skin-lightening cream is marketed in Somalia.

  31. 31
    The big D says:

    Is this a practical demonstration of the slogan “nothing to hide, nothing to fear”?

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    libdem=rentboys

  33. 33
    Reinaldo de Compost Bottom says:

    It’s perhaps the only vote winner that the Glib Lumps had.

  34. 34
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    The Lib Dems are a disgrace.

    First, they had that alcoholic Scottish derelict as their party leader when they knew he was a lush & yet were quite prepared to put that deeply flawed man forward to stand for PM.

    Now Oaten contradicts himself & speaks as though he is some sort of victim for his sordid, abusive antics.

    Your wife & children are the victims of your lifestykle choices Oaten, not you or your poxy & doomed career.

    Top that with the fact that the Lib Dems claim the most expenses I would say the Lib Dems are amongst the worst of the worst in Parliament.

    A one way ticket to EU citizenship for the lot of them I say, & goodbye to expensive, hypocritical bad rubbish.

  35. 35
    Swampy's mate says:

    why didn’t he just claim for a hair-transplant on expenses? Surely its in the public interest that our MPs are all mentally sound?

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Lay off the poor pervert. I’m sure that rent boys are ‘within the rules’ as is charging for soap and shampoo to ‘recover’ from a good crapping on before returning to wife and family.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    forgive me if i am wrong but is prostitution against the law, If he had been visiting Female prostitutes would he not be prosecuted or at the very least investigated, is it because he is ‘gay’ that he has escaped any punishment from the law.

  38. 38
    mitch says:

    What about Nigella and the heroin?

  39. 39

    The sordid wretch deserved his public humiliation.

  40. 40
    backwoodsman says:

    Hypocritical has always been the description of choice for the limp dims – and the fact that they out trough nulab on the expense claims , is the final vindication !

  41. 41
    councilhousetory says:

    Paying for sex is not against the law, provided all parties are over the age of 18 and consenting.

  42. 42
    Hoary Old Ted Hughes says:

    There was a bald pervert called Oaten
    Of whom ugly rumours were floatin’
    And when he got caught
    He squealed that he thought
    The Screws stories should be verboten.

  43. 43
    subrosa says:

    Surely she’s made enough by now to live very comfortably for the rest of her days. She could send her husband out to work – Amsterdam do a line in mature men I think.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, but can he claim the RBs on expenses?

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Oaten really is the vilest, slimiest, sweatist, most perverted wretch in Parliament. I don’t know how he has the nerve to show his greasy, odious face in public anymore.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone who eats shit, like Oaten does, should keep their mouth shut.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Soliciting’ is against the law, not prostitution.

  48. 48
    Gordon the McMentalist says:

    Good one. We have a Prime Minister who redefines the phrase “fucking unhinged”, a Home Secretary who redefines the phrase “control freak” and a Chancellor of the Exchequer who redefines the phrase “more bent that a £3 note with a picture of John Barrymore on the back and Elton John on the front”. I don’t think that our MP’s are subject to mental vetting, otherwise I doubt any single one of this sorry bunch of coprophagiacs would even pass muster.

  49. 49
    Blair's Grassy Knoll says:

    Sky News:

    Not much on window locks. Not much pressure from the Murdoch Monkey either to be fair, but – and I paraphrase:

    ” I considered whether I was providing good value for my constituents in Redditch and whether I was keeping the country safe in my capacity as Home Secretary and decided that i should get on with the job – AS PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO.”

    Do they really Jacqui? Or are you even more deluded than we thought? Your people aren’t doing any sort of good job for you if that’s what you think. Now get out!

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    If she goes, then Hoon and Darling cannot be far behind.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Jacqui Smith is finished. She is just a figure of ridicule and hatred these days and has been slaughtered on Radio 4, BBC Breakfast, and Sky News already this morning.

    She is the medias latest punchbag and should be sacked now if the govt wishes to restore the slightest semblance of credibility.

  52. 52
    jammy dogger says:

    On the other hand, it would be an utterly novel experience to have a Prime Minister who knows what it’s like to be shat on from a great height.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Not to mention Beckett.
    FCS! Are there any of the scum who aren’t fleecing the taxpayer?

    Cameron can make a big hit here if he decided to clean the stables

  54. 54
    Tin Cunliffe says:

    I’m as cynical about the newspapers as i am about MPs.

    I wonder if they’ve got some expenses-sleaze about MP’s that we’ve never heard of (if!? … well how much and what quality). It will of course sell more newspapers if they wait for the dodgy gits to become household names before they expose it, allowing them to trough on for years.

  55. 55
    Anon. says:

    …and enjoy it!

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    I wouldn’t bet on it.

  57. 57
    Winston Smith says:

    Staffing costs.

  58. 58
    The Beast Of Clerkenwell says:

    Maybe Oaten misunderstood when CK told him it was OK to have a second Job, and that led him to get the second rent boy to s*** in his mouth

  59. 59
    Plato says:

    Oh and that bit where NC asked if she was alright FFS

  60. 60
    The Beast Of Clerkenwell says:

    And talks it?

  61. 61
    roman says:

    Someone high up on the news desk at The Times confirmed that all the press knew about Kennedy’s wee problem before the 05 election.

    They had incriminating photos, but hey! the Tories were the hate-figures, not the LibDems, so they never printed an accusatory word.

  62. 62
    Grimy Miner says:

    I think with Dick Tingler’s proclivities the HS should be redefined as a ‘remote control freak’, dontcha think?

  63. 63
    Hugh Janus says:

    I have just listened to our (alleged) Home Secretary trying to justify her existence. Utterly vomit-inducing!

    Just resign and give us all a break.

  64. 64
    Rear Admiral Rodney says:

    Today’s news is a bit of a bummer.

  65. 65
    reg511 says:

    not forgetting Good Morning and Radio5, blanket coverage, has she brought out a new CD or something, Jonathan Ross at the weekend?

  66. 66
    A says:

    Frau Smith takes the pith,
    Herr Schmidt Is a low-life shit.
    But Gordon Brown is not let down
    So gives his support to the thieving MP sort.

    (Attributed to Ted Hughes’ late budgie, 1999)

  67. 67
    Totty spotting says:

    Good on yer, Kate!

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Oaten did not need to pay to be shat on. Millions of us would happily have paid to do it. I wonder if the rentboy money was an ‘allowable expense’ ‘within the rules’ to allow him to perform his ‘Parliamentary duties?’

  69. 69
    Pattie O'Eater says:

    Sorry, but she has benefited from this payment for over a year. Unintentional theft? Bollocks. Someone intended to steal it from the taxpayer in the full knowledge that it would get paid. If not her, then who exactly? She is guilty as charged.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Bound to have.
    There will be more sleaze of more descriptions going on in the HoC than we will ever get to hear of or imagine.

  71. 71
    Milligan's Ghost says:

    Don’t mention the oranges and amyl nitrite.

  72. 72
    The Beast Of Clerkenwell says:

    well we pay them to shit on us, why shouldnt they enjoy the same thing

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Is eating poo and being pooed on the face a baldness cure?

    Cause it aint working Oaten.

    And stop your whinging – nobody cares if you enjoy the company of other men – but people find it just a little peculiar that they poo on your head and face and you enjoying eating it!!!!!!!!!!

  74. 74
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Would Jackiboots like to turn up on Question Time and answer questions on her expense account living arrangements and tax returns?

    Instead she tours the studios, pretending that she has done nothing outside ‘the rules’ yet passes legislation on taxes which she and her ministerial friends find ways of evading.

    She couldn’t face the public without a wunch of bankers minding her, remember that little tour in December with Jack Straw following her around like a collie dog. She is a shameless, corrupt has been, nothing more, nothing less.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    but did he claim them on expenses?

  76. 76
    Praguetory says:

    He definitely used the ‘moment of madness’ defence!?! If the NOTW did know they should have revealed it earlier – e.g. when he was Lib Dem Home Affairs spokesman.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    A cure?
    Only if it comes from a cow.

    and cue Jacquiboots…

  78. 78
    Right Bastard says:

    This could go down in the anals of history.

  79. 79
    Neil Eunoch (Retd.) says:

    We’re all right, we’re all right!

  80. 80
    Edward Lear says:

    Pah.

  81. 81
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Glad to see that Mr Timney is the only NuLiebore apparatchik on performance related pay…. he appears to have suffered a pay cut recently. Still, probably better for him than an assault on his manhood.

  82. 82
    Rebecca says:

    Its the rent boy I feel sorry for, having to put up with that pre shirt lift jibber jabber of a an angst ridden baldy hoon. Easier to endure a nice alfresco drink and barbecue with the master of the portugese arm pump at Jaqui’s.

  83. 83
    Frank Fartwell says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if they had a vast repository of sleaze cases lined up.

    The Murdoch media will probably want to hang fire until nearer the next elections before deciding to pounce with any really juicy stuff.

    Heard Jackboots on GMTV avoid giving direct answers to direct questions like the master obfuscator she is. That new GMTV presenter doing the questioning was a bit disappointing, she had the perfect opportunity to be a complete bitch but never took it.

  84. 84
    oldrightie says:

    He is and remains a “shit” politician!

  85. 85
    Mandy says:

    Stop bangging on about Mark. If there’s any banging to do, it will be for me.

  86. 86
    Ted Bundy says:

    How on earth has this man got the nerve to still be involved in politics and public life after his truly abhorrent private life was splashed all over the News of the World ?

    It’s his poor wife that I feel most sorry for, what a betrayal slipping off to a seedy hotel for regular afternoon sex sessions with various rent boys one of whom was apparently an unemployed Polish male ballet dancer. He apparently used to get off by lying under a glass coffee table and watching the act of defecation taking place? As one of his rent boy’s later commented this is one very disturbed individual.

    Most people and even politicians having been caught out in the above circumstances would simply want to go home and die or have the earth swallow them up. Not Mr Oaten he simply carries on business as usual as though he’d been caught out committing a minor parking offence and of course the whole thing exploded during the Liberal party leadership campaign.

    God save us all from politicians.

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    It exploded over Oaten

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    It exploded over his face and in his mouth.

  89. 89
    john skinner says:

    I seem to remember the rent boy saying he’d just recognised him on TV.
    In any case, would a newspaper sit on a good story for three years. No way.

  90. 90
    peter carter-fuck says:

    Lord Boothby liked nothing more than to be shat on by a rent boy provided by his good friend Ronnie Kray. Mark Oaten was only upholding the finest traditions of the Mother of Parliaments.

  91. 91
    Frank says:

    Well, can you fucking believe it, The News of The World does it to sell copy?

    And there was I thinking they did it as a public service

  92. 92
    Frank says:

    All that good work, and then you get caught nicking just once…..
    twice….
    three times

  93. 93
    Frank says:

    Interesting she is not offering to repay the money claimed for her sisters room.
    They don’t get it, do they?

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Mark Oaten, dumped on again.

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    I’m losing my hair steadily. It’s quite sad and I’ve definitely contemplated using Regaine. I have not, however, hired any young Brazilian men to shit on me.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    Sadly, my hair is also thinning at a slow but sure pace. I’ve tried many a potion and lotion over the last year or so to no avail. In fact, for all the good it’s done, I might as well have paid for a bangkok ladyboy to buck me up the fum.

  97. 97

    Oaten was running for the leadership and was tipped off that the story would break. He then pulled out of the running for entirely spurious reasons, the shithead.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    It might work wonders for thinning hair. He could have been onto something.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    don’t forget to take your ID cards with you when you go

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah but then you’d have the problem of a chronic shit odour following you around and I think that’s worse than thinning hair.

    I guess Oaten could get away with it because he spends most of his time at Westminster where pretty everyone stinks of the shit they roll in but for us normal people, the Scat Stink[tm] would be a bit of a problem.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    He’s not a shithead but someone did shit *on* his head.

  102. 102
    Tory Bear says:

    If he knew that the knew why the hell did he run for the leadership?

    WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?

  103. 103
    Bavarian Sandwich says:

    Shit on my face and tell me that you love me

    I’ll shit on your face and tell you I love you, too

  104. 104
    Thats News says:

    A very aposite anagram of Mark Oaten, Libdems’ MP is:

    “Porn Mammal Beds Tike”

  105. 105
    Anon. says:

    Because he’s dense as well as a twat.

  106. 106
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Maybe she could be a dinner lady, but then she would scare the kids!

  107. 107

    Thank you anon for putting me right on that.

    Somehow, I cannot see a scenario in which poo, somebody else’s poo is a turn on. but I am a bit set in my ways. I have never seen a dildo and I have never worn ladies panties. Perhaps I should. I might get more hits on my crap blog.

  108. 108

    Thank you anon for putting me right on that.

    Somehow, I cannot see a scenario in which poo, somebody else’s poo is a turn on. but I am a bit set in my ways. I have never seen a dildo and I have never worn ladies panties. Perhaps I should. I might get more hits on my crap blog.
    OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi

  109. 109
    Oaten says:

    I would take the punishment like a man, but that’s a £50 extra!

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    What happened to normal perverts? Rent boys or tarts dressed as nazis with strap ons and nipple clamps is one thing…

    …but this really is depraved!

  111. 111
    Perry Neeham says:

    Speaking as a trouser pilot myself I’ve always been keen on a nice Pole.

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    I liked the bit that the press waited until he was famous before running the story. Famous? Surely some mistake here.

  113. 113
    Peter Grimes says:

    No shit!

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    His main house??? That is a real joke. The house in Colchester is down Stockwell St, next to the Town House, and measure 10ft by 10ft. You could swing a rent boy in it. What a liar!

  115. 115
    do rocking horses shit in the woods? says:

    “Sudden? Journalists knew for over three years?”

    I do wonder what other juicy bits they’re keeping under wraps, and on whom.

  116. 116

    In response to Oaten’s claims, a News of the World spokesman said: “The allegations were proven true… Mr Oaten is correct that we are indeed in the business of selling papers, however we chose not to print details of his grubby activities on the front page of a family newspaper… With that in mind, perhaps it is the married MP who paid rent boys for kinky sex who should consider a more ‘upfront and honest’ approach.”

    ++++

    They were, of course, saving the front page to display details of Max Mosley’s private life in their “family” newspaper. Wish Oaten had the balls to sue for breach of privacy too.

    John

  117. 117
    brownbaita says:

    He doesn’t if his attendance record in the house is anything to go by.

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    Stiffing costs surely?

  119. 119
    The Grim Reaper says:

    Mark Oaten = Hunt.

    That sums it up for me.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    He also left himself open to blackmail and apart from that if he lies to his wife will he think nothing of lying to the electorate.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    well we consider you and all the other lying cheating troughing K u nts are not providing good vale to your constituents so fuck off ! Election NOW!

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    The interviewer should just have said ” Look you fucking lying cow just answer the fucking questions and stop fannying around you greedy cow do I make myself clear !right I’ll ask you again…. ! ” but then again as she is just new to the job she maybe lacks a little confidence.

  123. 123
    ron Vibentrop says:

    What, like the journalist they murdered?

  124. 124
    Anon says:

    If he does then it will go on his expenses!

  125. 125
    anon126 says:

    they always say that….move on nothing to see. The idea is to survive long enough for the media to move to another story and the public to forget….pathetic, unfortunately it works.

  126. 126
    anon126 says:

    she won’t go, at least not yet. She is cover for Brown…you remember he charges us for his light bulbs and sky sports…what else is he hiding????

    the only way she’ll go if it is divert attention from Brown, and only then

  127. 127
    Hahahaha says:

    Nobody likes a shit-stirrer.

  128. 128
    Biggles flies undone says:

    Is my Bombay door open?

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    There are 646 of them. Statistically some will be into every possible form of perversion. Since they mostly come from a particular social group – all 3 parties – and often went to the same school or university, I am surprised at the outrage being directed at them. They are news because they are famous. Like Mr Beckham or Mr Cole, Like Ms Hilton or Ulrika, the cult of celebrity demands that we hear the dirt.

    And who amongst us with the unlimited resources of Parliamentary expenses, or the stunning good looks bestowed upon them ( Prescott, Blunkett,Robin Cook) by being elected can say they would not live life to the full?

    Why fellow conspirators, you would shag whatever you could, eat whatever you could, drink whatever you could in their position. Yes they are all troughing bastards, but let him without sin ( even thought crime) cast the first stone.

    Have you not noticed that the great leaders of all the puritanical revolutions end up as bad as the hoons they deposed?

  130. 130
    The Grim Reaper says:

    Would you really want to shag Kerry McCarthy, though?

  131. 131
    Lochduart says:

    Which employer would taken on an alledged expenses fiddler

  132. 132
    Lochduart says:

    Call Me Dave can’t cast stones whilst looking over his shoulder at the Winterton’s et al.

  133. 133
    Lochduart says:

    What I fail to understand is Murdoch owns the Fox Channel which can be considered right wing and over here mostly left wing media, what is his end game. If Frank is right what is he going to do with the juicy stuff and against whom?

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    My mate has shagged uglier birds than that. And Sharon Mathiews had them doing line ups. Woof woof. Each to his own.

  135. 135
    DisgustedupNorth says:

    She squirmed a bit when the lassie from 4’s News at 7pm interviewed her.

    She’s toast.

  136. 136
    Aslan says:

    He claimed that it was the sudden onset of male pattern baldness that unbalanced him. Sudden? Journalists knew for over three years?

    What if he suddenly went bald three years ago? Did you think of that?

    Have the journalists some scandalous information about Fawkes that they are waiting to release when he becomes better known?

  137. 137

    Testicle removal is a proven solution to hair loss.

  138. 138

    A libertarian enjoying drugs, paties and capitalist success is consistent rather than a scandal.

  139. 139
    Aslan says:

    So it wouldn’t be any of those things obviously.

  140. 140
    Reimer says:

    I find it rather odd that all these bent MPs, necessarily high profile people all, have had their bent arrangements in place for so long and only just started being outed.

    Jaqboot’s domestic arrangments must have entailed visible security around her sister’s dowdy-looking pad for months, years? And nobody deemed her coming & going worth remarking upon to anyone, or correlated it with anything else until a few weeks ago? Hmm.

    Someone here said they felt sorry for Oaten’s wife – I did until she took the dirty DIRTY DIRTY hoon back. Pathetic cow.

  141. 141
    freeman says:

    Someone who works for the bbc.

  142. 142
    Aethelred says:

    News of the World is a scum paper – have you never heard of “The Jam”?

    I don’t blame Oaten for clutching at straws, i.e. lying, in the face of national disgrace.

    Let’s concentrate on lynching Jacqui “Thieving fucking hoon” Smith.

  143. 143
    Lancashire Oik says:

    Oh, for Christ’s sake.

    Horrible little pervert who got caught now descends into a welter of self-pity. Fuck off, Oaten. Fuck off and fade into the obscurity which you so richly deserve. You are disgusting, you creep.

  144. 144

    Speaking to Rachel Hine of the Portsmouth News yesterday Oaten said that “he doesn’t think the public was entitled to know what he was up to.”

    Oaten went on to say that he deserved more sympathy from journalists over what happened.

    All together now……..Aaaaaah!

    Oaten goes on “I just want them to be more up front and honest and say yep, we’re doing it to sell newspapers.”

    Don’t we all!

    What is most interesting though is that Oaten now claims that the News of the World knew about his sex life for THREE YEARS before breaking the story.

    Which begs the question “Is there more to this story than we all first thought?”

    Me smells a rat somewhere!

    In the meantime no doubt I will get as much stick today as he did for the original revelations for saying that what happened was almost certainly in the public interest and nothing short of perverted.

    MPs like Oaten are supposed to set an example to us all but as one of his constituents in the Denmead area of Hampshire told me yesterday “Having his face stuck on the Village Notice Board day after day is a humiliation to the people who live in it!”

  145. 145
    JUSTIN says:

    If he knew that the press had the goods on him for three years, I presume he told his party leader or chief whip to avoid later embarrassment? If no, he was disingenuous to accept promotion and allow himself to become better known with that hanging over his head; if yes, the Lib hierarchy obviously covered up for him.

    Either way, it’s not the worst Lib scandal we’ve seen: at least he didn’t pay a hit man five grand to find the journo who outed him – and shoot his poor, fluffy, little doggy. [RIP Rinka.]

  146. 146
    JUSTIN says:

    No surprises about “Mr Jacqui Smith”. You’d have to be a wanker to marry a holier-than-thou, hand-in-the-till, haridan like that.

  147. 147
    JUSTIN says:

    No. Honestly. The man thought it was a long way away from this constituency. He just has no sense of direction and his Tom Tom always took him home the long way round.

    You know the one. Exclusive “New” Labour edtion, bought on expenses: Turn left, turn left, turn left, turn left – now extricate yourself from your own rear end and repeat manoevre.

  148. 148
    subrosa says:

    Well done on Sky News just now Guido. She obviously had her list of questions but you handled her well, very well.

  149. 149
    JUSTIN says:

    Hey Mr Oaten,
    Is that a gun you’re totin’?
    A shooter with a scrotum?
    Now that’s a tale worth quotin’.

    A nice, young boy is heaven-sent
    So long as you can pay the rent.
    And after your libido’s spent,
    You can still screw us all in Parliament.

    But when you put on a nice, pink dress,
    And find a boy to relieve your stress,
    Make sure you don’t get in a mess.
    Find one who won’t talk to the press.

    It adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: “Now let’s give a hand
    to the upstanding member.”

  150. 150
    wadey says:

    Waited ’til he became “Well known” my arse, when the story broke all my mates said “Who the hell is he”
    I’m not sure it has reduced house prices in his constituency but he still does the Sky News paper reviews, it’s the rough trade skin heads I feel sorry for (and their cleaning lady)

  151. 151
    wadey says:

    Bob Boothby will be turning in his grave

  152. 152
    JUSTIN says:

    Hey Mr Oaten,
    Is that a gun you’re totin’?
    A shooter with a scrotum?
    Now that’s a tale worth quotin’.

    A nice, young boy is heaven-sent
    So long as you can pay the rent.
    And after your libido’s spent,
    You can still screw us all in Parliament.

    But when you put on a nice, pink dress,
    And find a boy to relieve your stress,
    Make sure you don’t get in a mess.
    Find one who won’t talk to the press.

    It adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: “Now let’s give a hand
    to the upstanding member.”

  153. 153
    JUSTIN says:

    If Oaten knew that the press had the goods on him for three years, I presume he told his party leader or chief whip to avoid later embarrassment? If no, he was disingenuous to accept promotion and allow himself to become better known with that hanging over his head; if yes, the Lib hierarchy obviously covered up for him.

    Either way, it’s not the worst Lib scandal we’ve seen: at least he didn’t pay a hit man five grand to find the journo who outed him – and shoot his poor, fluffy, little doggy. [RIP Rinka.]

  154. 154
    JUSTIN says:

    No. Honestly. Harry Cohen thought his London home was a long way away from this constituency. He just has no sense of direction and his Tom Tom always took him the long way round.

    You know which one – the Tom Tom exclusive ‘New’ Labour edition, bought on expenses: “Turn left, turn left, turn left, turn left – now extricate yourself from your own rear end and repeat manoeuvre.”

  155. 155
    JUSTIN says:

    No surprises about “Mr Jacqui Smith”. You’d have to be a wanker to marry a holier-than-thou, hand-in-the-till, haridan like that.

  156. 156
    JUSTIN says:

    ‘ “Well known” my arse ‘

    It’s not your arse he’s interested in, wadey – not unless you’re peddling it on eBay.

  157. 157
    Rinka says:

    Maybe Guido;s being a bit faux-naif about this. Newspapers do – for obvious reasons, like not wanting to get sued – keep stories on the back burner, pending either corroborative evidence or some other outlet to put themselves in the firing line first. In my own experience, one such was an intense weekend of doorstepping Peter Lillie, then a member of the cabinet, which ended with the hacks evaporating as swiftly as they had appeared. Another was the discovery, in the Mirror Group’s photo library, of a long lens snap of a youth with a “flat top” haircut (then much favoured by the professionally gay classes) helpfully entitled “JohnRedwood’s boyfriend. To the best of my knowledge, this has never been published.

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