MP’s Expenses Scans Update :£10,000 Reward Offered for the Truth
They are being hawked around again. The Sun (as well as The Times) has been offered the disks, but are worried about handling “stolen” goods. Sources at the Mail on Sunday and News of the World say that have not been offered the scans and would in any case have to consider legal obstacles. So much for a fearless free press.
After the last story a number of co-conspirators contacted Guido suggesting we have a whip round. If you want to pledge support in the comments, feel free.
To the person who has the disks, what you have is of great public interest, what you have done is heroic, Guido and his co-conspirators will pay £10,000 cash in gratitude for the disks – today – no questions asked. Call 0709 284 0531.
If you get them, setup a paypal or something and I’ll make a donation.
If I make a contribution, can I claim it on expenses?
Yep, will chip in.
Is it eligible for Gift Aid?
Doesn’t it have to be a donation to a charity for gift aid to be claimed?
nolongeranon
this is a good cause to benefit the public? If they hadn’t bought Liberty, it would have done it.
don’t see why not, anything goes:
http://img191.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=54710_mp-expenses_122_109lo.jpg
Pass the data onto us and we might pay £100k
I’m sure it will be much less than the tax we could recover if we had the balls to take the MPs to task
Well it’s a good cause. I’m in too.
Good idea.
I’ll be up for that.
I’ll pay 100 UKP.
Paypal please.
Haven’t been offered the disks yet. Will do if we see ‘em.
If these disks actually exist paypal is a good idea, I will want to look at each and every single MP’s claims line by line. However,I think it is just another political scam to deflect attention from the nitty gritty of McNulty and Smith who currently seem to be in hiding. Possibly better to get the software ready to compare totals of receipts against the already listed totals paid. Will redacted items be visible as redacted items or completely deleted from receipts – are FOI requests going to be needed to find out how many receipts each of them have redacted and for what value.
Bastard.
I was on to a good 300K there and you’ve just trashed the market..
Who did you learn that from – Gordon Brown
Are you sure these disks actually exist? Why haven’t they been offered to MoS or the the Screws? Why are Murdoch journos, famous for reproducing government spin, saying they have been offered them? Why is a story of a mole hunt replacing the real story of corruptions by MPs?
As soon as the IMF are bought in then £300,000 won’t even buy you a plate of fish n chips.
Prime Mentalist – an end to spin!
If you get the disks, I’ll make a contribution. Use PayPal.
I’ll chip in a couple of wanks – me & the wife – ho ho ho…..uurrgghh!
I will donate. Get them and set up a Pay Pal account. Anything raised above the payment price goes to charity. Two good deeds in one.
Better idea, is to guarantee 10 grand for the whistleblower, but with the caveat that they get any monies over and above this donated.
If everyone of Guido’s readers donated a tenner, how much would this person make?
I think you might be a tad optimistic here. But 13’s idea is a good one, and would help to cover the sellers obvious disappointment in getting £10k after dreaming of £300k.
That would certainly create an incentive for anyone thinking of ’stealing’ potentially embarrassing documents in the future. I’m skint at the moment but I’ll definitely find £10 pounds for this somehow.
Yep, count me in.
Will make a donation too. ChipIn!
Yeah i’ll donate to the cause. As has been stated – set up a Paypal account first though.
Will this donation be taxable or non taxable ?
I’m in
Count me in. My MP has claimed the magic £23,083.
PayPal please..another willing customer.
I bet a mere 10,000 is just a weekend out for you, put me down for a tenner and if the report causes minisiterial heads to roll you can have a ton.
awaiting moderation for two hours.
fucking sub prime blog.
Don’t make sub prime posts then.
i´ll chip in a tenner.
Come on, hurry up and get them.
Bored waiting.
I’ll be a Martyr anyday.
Count me in
Count me in – anything in the excess can go to paying Mr Smith’s PornTube account.
Who gives a shit?.
The electorate, Mr Draper.
Tory MP’s second jobs = Tax payer swindles
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
That’s all very well but are you going to chip in a tenner?
Oh? Keith Vaz,Dawn Butler,Balls and Cooper,Smith,McNulty,Mandelson,Mr Speaker et al have defected to the Conservatives have they?
The Inquisition doesn’t criticise Labour, probably just to wind people up.
If Guido isn’t simply an astro turfer he’d have a position on MP’s second jobs. He doesn’t, only silence, ergo he is what is obvious to all a Tory funded smutty hypocritical stain on the abattoir floor.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Innocent until proven guilty. Where’s the evidence he’s Tory funded?
The evidence is his silence on the issue of MP’s second jobs and other similar issues.
One example being sponsorship of Tory offices for hundreds of thousands.
Often by hedge funds as it happens.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
What like Lord Myners, director of GLG Partners ? Ooops, sorry, he’s a Labour Minister.
Financial incompetence and lying through their teeth about it = Labour
The point, oh brain of Britain is that Guido is silent on the subject of MP’s second jobs.
Ergo this is an astro turf site and Guido is what is obvious to all, that he is a Tory funded smutty hypocritical stain on the abattoir floor.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
question is Derek: what does tony Woodley spend more on – hotel rooms or your shit site?
Inquisition, your evidence wouldn’t stand up in court. Show us evidence of the money flowing to Guido.
No posts on second jobs therefore he must be funded by someone linked to the Conservative Party.
Have I understood you correctly?
The evidence is his silence on the issue of MP’s second jobs and other similar issues.
One example being sponsorship of Tory offices for hundreds of thousands.
Often by hedge funds as it happens.
If various Tories have second jobs then those at least are not being funded by the taxpayer. The reason there are no ZaNuLaber’s on second jobs is the hoons are completely unfit for their primary jobs let alone being let loose in the real world.
As for sponsorship of Tory offices, again it is private and not taxpayer money involved you fucking stupid hoon.
Tax payer swindles. Are these Tory MP’s second jobs, or any politician’s second jobs, or anybody having more than one job? Additionally, what about charity work as a second job? Is that a tax payer swindle as well? Inquisition needs say whether these other categories are inside his “Tax payer swindles” envelope, or not.
Tax payer funded masturbation = Labour
All MPs should have second jobs and receive no pay or allowances as MPs.
If they didn’t bother to turn up at the House, would anyone notice?
Record got stuck? – Spanish Inquisition
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Have you been dead, or just braindead for the last decade? It wasn’t the Tories who drove us into the position of possibly running to the IMF for help….
Porn on expenses = New Labour
Might Jabba suggest
Bath plugs on expenses = ZaNuLab
It is somehow more fitting highlighting that school dinner ladies should not be over promoted to great offices of state.
The Inquisition is Dolly Draper or one of his underlings, and I claim my £10.00. Please send this direct to Guido. Ta!
there’s inflation for you – when I was a lad it was “I claim my 10s”
(is that the correct abbreviation for shilling – Crap – Alhzheimer’s kicked in
and I can’t fucking remember….)
If an MP has a second job he must be employable.
The Inquisition = Derek Draper
Derek Draper = Boring and pointless
At least they have the ability to do two jobs at the same time.Labour MPs cant even manage one.
Inquisition=Dolly Draper =loser
Jabba,
Obviously you are easily confused.
The point oh most feeble brain is Guido’s silence on the matter of MP’s second jobs.
When people are hired in as you put it ‘the real world’, paid a salary and provided with further allowances it is frequently a term of employment that they do not work for some other organisation. Perhaps you have no experience of ‘the real world’. In the case of MP’s the electorate is the employer and is entitled to expect that the employee in this case the MP works not part time but full time and does not work for an other employer at the same time.
Perhaps like many Conservative spivs, cheats and chancers you laud people who manage to get money for nothing.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
The Inquisition,
You obviously worry that far more Labour MP’s will be found to be fiddling than Tories – given that this list is of all MP’s and not just NuLab. I’m sure that your concern is well-founded.
inquisition=not living in the real world
10,000 not to publish
NOOOBODY EXPECTS THE SELFISH INQUISITION!
Our chief weapon is surmrise…surmise and fear…fear and surmise…. Our two weapons are fear and surmise…and ruthless inefficiency…. Our three weapons are fear, surmise, and ruthless inefficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to Neil Kinnock …. Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surmise….
I’m in, too. Ready when you are. Another £23,083 victim…
You aren’t good for a second hand DVD.
Evidence?
You still owe me money.
Well you ain’t finished the job
Yeah, count me in as well. Although I’d suggest that any money over and above the £10,000 mark goes to a charity of Guido’s choice instead.
I don’t know if this website could raise 10k but if it can, and blows through that number I would prefer all the cash goes to the person with the disks. Just imagine the incentive that will create in the mind of the next person to end up in possession of something like this. The public have the right to know. If the public want to pay more than 10k collectively then all the better.
I reckon we could do £50000 on here no problem.
I’m in.
I’ll chip in $100
At this rate that’ll be worth about £10,000.
I’m in.
Stick me down for a tenner …. I’ll knock the porn movies on the head for a month to cover it.
I am most definitely in, stick me down for £50.
me too
Lets have it. I am in. Paypal preferred.
This troughing scum has to be bought to heel – & have you noticed how they have not once muted the idea of blowing the whistleblower away by publishing the expenses themselves?
I have a feeling that Labours troughing MPs know how bad the truth is for them, which is why they are fighting tooth & nail to keep these expenses from the taxpayer & their snouts firmly in the gilt lined troughs of Westminster.
Nice from Dizzy
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZI9ZC-oL5KQ/SdImKRTqbqI/AAAAAAAAEfE/hCWomx0aMH0/s1600-h/Largactil.jpg
Can’t wait to see how the MSM react to this public service initiative.
Since the Express broke the story, would it be fair to assume that they have something up their sleeve too?
It’s 10:00pm here on BBC1. There now follows a Party Political Broadcast for the Labour Party:
“Good Evening, my name is Nick Robinson…..”
It’s the right thing to do (clean the curtains)
I’ll definitely contrib, in exchange for an equity share in the syndication fees.
I am in – what & who do I owe?
I hope the discs exist, I would hate to find out that this was all a roose & a deflection away from the sound of mulitple shredders in Westminster & the regions.
Troughing piggies.
I’m sure Liebour MP’s will spin a line but the truth of the matter is the Liberals are the bloody worst and people think they’d be great.
Try being a Liberal run council like Stockport who tell you how great they are at everything winning box ticking awards.
I even see people complaining because their C.Tax has gone up 3%, I wish, it’s gone up 4.5% in Stockport. I’d expect them to win awards with that money.
Went to Stockport last year.
It was closed.
My chips are the best in Britain. Not like that soggy crap you get down south. And we don’t serve saveloys, fried muck, that’s all they bloody well are.
Oh and what was all this New World Order bollocks yesterday? I thought people like me were crackpots and conspiracy paranoids for saying the NWO is a reality?
Truth is, people won’t care until its too late.
Brown and Obama are talking crap.
The New World Order has been cancelled.
Instead, we are going to have protectionism, fascism, and world war.
Come on. By now you should know if McUckoo says something, the opposite is the case.
Put Cato down for a tenner.
Theft of data aside, surely it is in the public interest.
erm…what theft and who pays the hoons wages?
The BBC have been fined £150,000 for their part in the Russell Brand/Jonathon Ross phone call matter.
Quess who pays the fine?
We do!
Privatise the the BBC
Well that’s your own stupid fault for paying for a licence.
Well said
Why the fuck don’t they fine Brand and Woss?! With the shit they put out they should be paying for the privilege of broadcasting anyway!
I’m in for a tenner – like to see what else the theving scumbags are spending their money on.
I will contribute. Publicity gained would also be good for the online world and a few more people might begin to discover that there is real news to be had beyond the Pravda like BBC and Sky.
BTW Sky seem even more draconian at censoring comments than the BBC for some reason. Has Gordon threatened to pull al that ghastly government advertising? They must have nearly every commercial radio station under the cosh as well given that a large proportion of the adverts you now hear are government propaganda.
Silly people,
How’s the market fundamentalism going?
Thatcherism finally being cleansed from the system.
You lot should be in the Natural History Museum, under extinct.
Take your Austrian school economics and pop it in the cellar for 25 years.
Get some therapy or move to Iceland with midshipman Hannan.
Tra laa!
The essence of Thatcherism is: “you cannot spend what you haven’t got”. The dear Lady is proven right again.
Tra laa
Actually you can, that’s why the Labour Government retained the pound.
The lady has not been proved right far from it.
All she managed to do was destroy the industrial base out of spite against trade unions and the working class (typical grocer) and replace it with a (now defunct) financial casino. Germany and France still have a substantial industrial base because they didn’t buy in to the Thatcher clap trap.
Tra laa!
They also have higher unemployment than us.
Would you like to re-introduce the system that existed in 1979? Honestly?
The situation in 1979 was not as woeful as you imply it to have been.
Thatcher needed division and conflict for her political survival. How many ministers did she get through? Despite the way you mythologise her the fact is she was thrown out by the Conservatives themselves because she was incurably aggressive and incompetent.
The situation in 2009 is that we have utilities and railways owned by French state owned companies. We have other utilities owned by insolvent hedge/private equity funds that are in hock to and dependant on state controlled banks. Don’t those facts tell you something about how ridiculous her assertion was of the ‘dead hand’ of the state?
Tra laa!
Austrian School economics hasn’t been tried – where’s the gold standard and free banking? You tit.
We had them in the 1920s – didn’t work then and won’t work now. We haven’t tried dinosaurs as regulators either
What we had in the 1920s was a fractional reserve gold exchange standard (with an overvalued pound – government cockup) and a central bank. Not a proper gold standard, not free banking.
‘The situation in 1979 was not as woeful as you imply it to have been.’
hahahahahahahahahahahah
oh stop it, I can’t take any more
hahahahahahahahah
You sir, are a nonce.
Unemployment rates are not directly comparable from year to year because of the way in which successive governments massage the formula to classify many actually unemployed people as not unemployed for statistical purposes.
Now to your substantive point about interest rates. Rates were indeed higher in the past. That isn’t good now. Because our rates are too low now savers (eg pensioners) are being penalised, and inflation will be rampant in a few years time.
Unfortunately from the point of view of natural justice your boss Brown will get his ass kicked out at the first opportunity so will probably escape some of the vilification he deserves for his gross financial incompetence both as Chancellor and PM.
If you are going to put up such a weak comment and argument, why bother?
By the way Obama is destroying your stance comprehensively, right now.
It’s over, get out of the way dinosaur.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
inquisition=still not living in the real world
Hmm, haven’t labour stuck the boot into manufacturing to the tune of 1 million jobs since they’ve come to power ? Destroying the manufacturing base ‘eh ?
It’s all very well to talk about a manufacturing base, but you still have to have people willing to buy the stuff you make, both domestically and abroad. Given that the average Chinese factory worker earns about 40 pence per hour, how could we ever possibly compete with that?
Where possible, I always buy stuff made in the UK, Ireland, or the eurozone, in that order.
My shirts cost an average of £70 each, Primark sell Chinese/Indian made shirts for 4.99.
I would be the first person to cheer a revival of British manufacturing and heavy industry, but it’s only one part of the chain, and the competition is absolutely cut-throat.
Fuck. I’m broke but I’m good for a donation.
Any other suggestions how to make a few quid for the blog from this? Once it’s out there the press will have to show them, charge them for it?
“Fuck. I’m broke but I’m good for a donation.”
– overheard at the Gn+1 conference?
financial clusterfuck unlike any seen in living memory = Crash McBroon
i’m in for £50 set up the PayPal
Yes I’m in. Let’s see how much Crash Mc Idiot spends on make up. Despite denying that he wore it (in a Parliamentary answer). He was caught on camera having the slap applied. I remember the good old days when being caught lying to Parliament caused a resignation not a Cabinet position.
Labour = Liars, cheats corruption and incompetence in extremis.
Was that during the Boer War by any chance?
Tra laa!
You are correct Labour are as you describe in extremis (please see below the definition of extremis)
At the point of death.
In grave or extreme circumstances.
Tra laa!
Count Me in for a tenner!
MSM is NWO so no surprises in supressing information.
Is there a DVD (ripped off a BetaMax tape) of me sorting out a young lady…over the the bonnet of a Triumph Spitfire??
If so, I’m sure that Dolly would love a copy (NOT!!!)…me too, as I may have lost it :-)
Was that the last time you found someone drunk enough to comply, twenty five years ago maybe?
Well we all know Mrs Dolly isn’t exactly fussy.
That’s not fair. Derek is one person you have no evidence of me sleeping with.
Nope..she may have been totally sober..
I was, coz I may have been driving.
Now..you go have a wank on the thought of the pert Mrs d sliding up & down the bonnet of a spitfire!!!
Sorry Morgan..
I’d never shag you…..
hope she was better at sex than she is a dancing
She may have been….. :-)
“If I had known she set the bar so low, I would have had a go myself”
Piers Morgan
Would it not be better for the MP expense disc(s) to go to Wikileaks?
Saves Guido from being tied down with a legal case. Even though it would be an unsuccessful legal case, the authorities (MPs and friends) would be sufficiently resentful to be sure to try to bring a case in the civil court if not in the criminal court. The costs of defence could be prohibitive.
OK for 10 (£ not £k)!
Any excess to charity of my choice!
What’s happened to the Plumber’s blog? Nothing since the weekend and now it has been removed. Do we have to pledge £10 to gain access to that, as well?
Regular readers of this blog will remember the last time Guido tried to raise cash for an anti-politics venture.
Whatever became of that private prosecution?
Well done Mr Fawkes!
I am in, a nifty from me
I give you 1 Trillion Pounds Sterling (to destroy it), its easy giving other peoples money away.
I’m in.
How typical that the messenger is being hunted and not the perpetrators.
Guido,
Off topic. I feel that your site would have even more credence were you to tackle ‘positive’ stories such as rallies in markets owing to G20 and the recent upturn in house prices. What do these things mean in the present context ? (I have my own view) My correspondents infer from the absence of such topics on your site that you deliberately avoid the good news and hawk the bad.
Electro-kevin. Don’t be such a moron. Yesterdays rally is already over, and as for the so-called “upturn” in house prices, apart from yesterdays blip from Nationwide, house prices have fallen every month for the past 18 months. Todays figures from Halifax show another monthly fall of 1.9%.
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=110236
Like I said. I have my own view – remarkably similar to what you’ve just voiced, actually. And probably what Guido would say too. So why doesn’t he say it ???
If I were any good I wouldn’t be here now, would I !
What a f**kwit!
The market rallied because the mark-to-market accounting rules for banks were relaxed in the US.
Nothing to do with the G20 other than the timing being designed to create the headlines we saw (which gullible f***ers like you fall for everytime).
R56
Is the inference of co-incidence or conspiracy?
You mean the fall in housing affordability?
AntiCizenOne – Ha ha !
Rexel 56 – I’m asking Guido to debunk the ‘good’ news. You really have a problem with that ? Or are you too dense to read what I’ve actually said here ?
“I feel that your site would have even more credence were you to tackle ‘positive’ stories such as rallies in markets owing to G20″
I thought your fuckwittery was none too ambiguous. Unless you are reaching for depths of satire that are beyond my ken.
Hm, on a fifth reading I get your point – as I said above, a bit subtle for me so I apologise for repeated accusations of fuckwittedness.
No-no-no, Rexel. I AM a fuckwit – you’re right on that count. But not for the reasons you cite here.
See you further on in the blog. Time to move on, old chap. ;-)
Jabba – sorry, I missed your comment.
The correspondents I’m talking about are lefties I have friendly discourse with by email. “How come Guido ignores good news ?”
True enough I think.
(By good news I mean ‘good news’ – if you know what I mean.)
£10 pledged from me….
Gordon Brown has spent the last 12 years inflicting his cancer on the UK economy, now this appalling psychopath is trying to inflict it on the rest of the world.
anon 11.24
The French, Germans, and almost everyone else aren’t falling for it though, despite all yesterdays spin from the G20 public relations exercise.
But that’s what Gordon’s “New Global Deal” is all about – haven’t you red the “small print” ? – forget about the BBC hype. If everyone is brought down to the same level then Brown’s incompetent handling of the UK economy over the past 12 years(10 as Chancellor – although “it started in America” and it was definetly “nuthin’ to do wi’ me”)will look almost competent
What has happened to Stanislav’s blog? Have Blogger pulled it?
Count me in.
Guido, have you thought of contacting other political blogs to all team up on this? No matter what party people support, everyone has an interest in these expenses being made public… By teaming up with blogs of all parties we can get much closer to the price the seller is after. Would be a great result for people power and the power of the Internet if it does come off…
Yes, I’m sure labourlost will contribute!
It’s against my principles to promise money that is my own and not purloined from someone else but I will make an exception.Put me down for a tenner too
one hundred
Did Gordo attend yesterdays photo call or was he stuck on the shitter again trying to squeeze out another log?
I thought it was the Canadian PM who’d allegedly gone for a pee ? – although he strenuously denied it later when asked.
Brown missed two photo sessions last week in the US and South America because he was on the bog.
He was OK yesterday, he just pis*ed down his leg again. And probably dumped in his nappy.
Put me down for 5 million ZanuNewLab EuroDollars (about 60 pence in old money)
Guido…please, please read my blog today…
Guido – worth a read actually – adds to the scandal of the sudden withdrawal of funding from schools by the LSC and others.
More generally, I have anecdotal evidence that there is a freeze being imposed on “discretionary” spending across government departments. And I mean on really serious stuff that normally would be considered sacrosanct.
Added to the comments from Mandelson yesterday about destigmatising borrowing from the IMF I see growing evidence that the Government’s finances are, to use a technical term, in the shit.
i made the point yesterday-
gordon refused to let cameron see the books!
merv has told mc cuckoo that we cannot spend any more money……
the gilt auction was under subscribed-
and there is a rumour that we have leased out the remaining gold!!!!!!!!
it is so blindingly (sic) obvious that every time brown moves his lips he is lying.
the TRUTH needs to come out!!!!!!!
anyone got the disks with the accounts on?
Britain will be at the IMF with the begging bowl within 9 months.
#159 Anonymous
Nine weeks more like.
Jeeez, there’s no depths they won’t sink to. They’ve also closed about 15 university science departments over the past few years. It makes me weep to live in a country that produced Newton and can’t finance a few physics teachers. They won’t be happy until we all have “diplomas” in “media studies” and are working for Starf**cks – smiling on demand like a third world prostitute “Would you like a hand-job with your latte, sir?”
Yes, with cream please, thanks
This has serious implications for our children and our country.Note to David Cameron:next time McLiar talks about “Tory Cuts” hit him withis one!
I’m in.
A tenner, or more if pissed.
Myself and the rest of the Backbenchers {Labour and Tory.. Lib dems won’t play} will pay £15,000 if you can provide proof you have you destroyed them.
Could you lend me fifty quid?
I’ll pay you back, honest.
Dolly
Wheres my £5000 +interest.
If you dont pay up I will release the pictures of you ,brown and the donkey.
Tra Laa!
Put me down for £50, If only to show the yellow twats that pretend to be journo’s in this country how to expose the hoons who are ripping us all off! Mrs Fletcher will just have to go to aldi for a week instead of sainsburys, and the landlord of the Wagon & Horses will be rather put out too!
why does anyone care what ‘the markets’ do?
and why do the cheerleaders in the media who have no experience of them always jump on a market move as some kind of validation?
how many banks ,insurance co’s, pension funds,councils etc have lost £billions?
last may the ftse was at 6200!!!! so much for being ‘right.’
a few weeks ago the mkt was crappin at 3500…we all knew that this meeting was coming……..so wrong again!
northern rock £12> zero
hbos £9> pennies+ bust
yell £3> 12pence!!!!!
markets move up and down all the time but there is a difference between trading and fundamentals……..
just wait and see the u.s (un)-employment figures today at 1.30 pm and we will see what life is really like in mainstreet usa………
So you agree, it did start in America.
Tra laa!
See!
er no- just that this ‘number’ is the biggest market moving release of each month………it affects every market………
but the biggest cause started in fife!
It has been announced from 10 Drowning (in Debt) Street that Sir Freddy Shredder, the People’s Prime Minister’s favourite ‘Celeb’ Banker (catchphrase ‘U kno U loik me really!’) has, following re-education, indoctrination, and rehabilitation sessions, now been fully restored to his former status as the preferred advisor on all fings financial to the Beloved Leader (Long may He Reign over us!).
All charges are to be dropped and any thought of legal action in now seen as a mistake. The Glorious Leader of LaLa Land needs all the help he can get now – bent, bonkers, bankers – or bankrupt.
Further honours and money will now be heaped upon Sir Shredder to persuade him to drop charges against the Beloved and Glorious Leader (Long may His Widdle Waddle as He Wanders talking Progressive Twaddle). The charges include defamation, acclamation, procrastination, indolation, penetration, and generally greasing-up.
The Director of Politically Correct and Convenient Troof at AlJaBeeba will issue an emollient and carefully worded statement at LunchTime.
Old-Noo (née Noo-Old) BoringLiars – WASTING YOUR MONEY on something POINTLESS NEAR YOU!
I’ll chip in.
£20 from me. Use the email addy from this comment.
“The comments system’s automatic algorithm is still in beta and will be refined further, nevertheless it has already released Guido from moderation duties allowing 516 different individuals to make 17,080 comments last month.” [Last thread but one]
An average of 33 comments each from 516 individuals. If they all chipped in a tenner it would raise a magnificent £5160.
wow- derek, you must be bitter as that is probably £5160 more than you could raise.
Allright Derek? How many individuals comment on your boring pravda-esque vanity blog? Any of them actually supportive? Every time I check they seem to be ripping you and the politburo a new one.
Still, your rehabillitation is doing all right isn’t it? You keep popping up writing infomercials in the guardian. Your shady past seems not to be creeping out too badly Mr X, err I mean Derek.
But your comments on here are growing increasingly unhinged. Jonesing for the old Colombian marching powder perhaps?
kate garraway!!!!!!!!!!!
ffs! cataracts only cost a few hundred quid to get rid of now!
I’ve commented from about 100 ip addresses, his stats are garbage.
It doesn’t matter though he only gets paid for actual purchases from his click throughs, in other words next to nothing.
That’s why he sucks on the Tory teat.
Tra laa!
Are you really that stupid?
What kind of hoon am I
Who never fell in love?
It seems that I’m the only one
that I have been thinking of
What kind of hoon is this?
An empty shell -
A lonely cell in which
an pea-sized brain must dwell
What kind of lips are these
That blew down Dolly’s tool?
That whispered empty words of love
that left me a lonely fool
Why can’t I fall in love
Like any other man
And maybe then I’ll know
what kind of hoon I am.
What kind of clown am I?
What do I know of life?
Why can’t I cast away the mask of play
and live my life?
Why can’t I fall in love
Till I don’t give a damn
And maybe then
I’ll know what kind of hoon I am
Tra laa (fades)
© Ambrose Hoon, Songs of a Lonely Troll
You can post and visit as much as you like Guido only gets paid for click throughs that result in a transactions.
None of you old ‘n’s are buying anything.
That’s why he sucks at the Tory teat.
By the way thanks for the algorithmic fame.
Guido Fawkes, bought and paid.
Tra laa!
Get a job.
Hate to tell you, it’s not an algorithm. It is script which replaces words. It takes 3 minutes to write but don’t bother because millions have already been written as any programmer would tell you. You just add words to be replaced. Fuck, even phpBB has had it for decades.
Is Draper’s cum blue now that Mandelson is a Lordy.
Correction, an algorithm is just a fancy way of saying any piece of computer code. It’s used to squeeze money out of thick purchasers, probably people like you. So actually it is an algorithm and because Guido is thick also he thinks it sounds high tech when in fact using the word in the way he has shows he’s just a mug.
Darling was taken apart on R4 this morning.
Along the lines of (not direct quotes):
“Chancellor, Gordon says we need a new moral regulatory system, so you are saying that the existing one, that he introduced is immoral ?”
“Chancellor, Gordon says that Regulation failed, he created the regulatory rules so is he admitting that he got it wrong?”
ha ha ah – good to see Darling distancing himself from ‘The Clunking Great Destroyer of Wealth”.
BTW:
There is an online fund raising system that only takes the money if the target is reached (so if you don’t get enough, you don’t have to worry about refunds) – fraid I don’t remember what it is called!
Or there is http://www.pledgebank.com/ (which coordinates pledges, but doesn’t actually collect the money)
“One Trillion Dollars…….ha haha ha ha ( puts his pinky up to his mouth and laughs evily) “
I will give a bit of monopoly money.
You have requested the following quote:
Monopoly Pounds:GBP as at 1245 BST, 3 April 2009
10:1
Mono£100 to be exchanged for GBP10.
This quote is valid until 1700 BST, 3 April 2009.
Would be quite a scoop if you got them! Perhaps increasing page-views by 50% (500K)?
Let’s see, £20 CPM revenue on banner ads, assuming 100% sold (unlikely, but we’re always being told how successful the blog is) is £10,000!
What a great idea. Your blog-readers pay, and you collect.
Guido Fawkes, you are brilliant.
Your readers are idiots.
Regards,
Tom
You are a regular reader.
Touche.
Regards,
Tom
classic lmao
hoisted +petard!
get a room
Ok, for example:
What were interest rates and unemployment in 1979?
What were interest rates and unemployment in 1984?
Conservatives bring high unemployment, high interest rates, low investment and industrial collapse. The reason being their political constituency, that’s you, has the imagination and knowledge of a hermit crab and is wedded to simpletonian supermarket basket case economics. Shopping at ‘Tesbury’ is not the same as running an economy.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
It’s not much, but I’d be in for a tenner.
Not much? You can get two porn films from Virgin Media for that. Put me down for a tenner, Guido.
I’m in for £40 on PayPal.
count me in!
I don’t know what I’m paying for or why
but I’ll gladly pay 50 pounds or more
in order to be part of the group
and have all thinking done my behalf
by residents of ireland
sarflonder!
What is heroic about asking for 300k to supply information that is in everybody’s interest to know ? A real hero would be sending this to all and sundry free of charge .
Sure I’ll do the right thing … but for a price … *sigh* .
Greedy git is no better than the MP’s they’re trying to expose .
I know you want the info bad , we all do , but let’s not elevate people to way beyond their station .
Well said. Just another trougher. Still, needs must, and if somebody has got what you want..
Success deserves reward
Im in for 10UKP
joolz
Thought that was 10 UKIP for a second!
No Mr Farage seems to lose more money that some of the current MPs
Fair enough, a tenner from me too.
All in a good cause.
OT
Browns G20 spin is already being unravelled:
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=110238
Guido,
Good luck, you’ll need it.
Tra laa!
How’s that lawsuit coming Derek? Or are you still threatening but not actually doing? Perhaps Mrs Dolly doesn’t want to fund it.
Someone richer than me should pledge £10 to the fund for every time The Inquisitor makes one of his daft comments.
I’ll give £50 if you publish the lot. For the icing on the cake I may try to claim it off my business expenses!
amidst the smokescreen it appears that the gilt market shat itself yesterday and another auction went badly……….
any coverage from toenails or pesto?
if brown moves his lips he must be lying!
It seems that some commentators are slowly if belatedley cottoning on to the fact(despite Denis MacShane -extolling the sheer brilliance of Gordon on Daily Politics Show)that there is actually NO new monies for the UK which is unlikely to benefit directly from Gordons “sermon” at the end of theG20 .
This is all “smoke and mirrors” from the Great Conjurer – let’s face it – all his budgets were so byzantine and tortuous in their phraseology that people couldn’t understand them at the time they were announced – Who can forget the tax cut that was actually a tax increase !!!!!! – “Gordon’s New World Order” is actually the same old tired formula built on sand as people will see and it means DEFINITELY no tax cuts in the Budget on22 April although they’ll no doubt be the tired old cliches and already announced iniatives and monies re-announced in a blaze of BBC adulation. The bottom line is the UK is bankrupt so no more fiscal stimulus – there will be an application to the IMF before the end of the year mark my words and as for global financial regulation – well we’ll see but despite all the “hype” that’s unlikely to happen either. So to summarise – good PR for Gordon initially but really not a lot else concrete for the British “Man & Woman in the Street”!
OT(ish)
Ofcom are fining the BBC for the woss/brand/sachs thing.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7981078.stm
So who actually foots the bill for this? Oh yes the licence payers, who were the ones who complained in the first place!!
FFS!!
I’m in for £50
O/T
Brilliant!!
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/simon-carr/the-sketch-a-poetic-end-to-boom-and-bust-with-no-rhyme-or-reason-1661093.html
aint much, but add £25 from me. If I get a job soon I’ll double it.
Brown, the scheming psychopath, gives himself away by his hand gestures:
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/weird-gordon-exposed-by-his.html
Put me down for a tenner.
If our names go on a commemorative web page I may consider 20 quid.
Put me down for a fiver, or a tenner if its in .xls format
why not just print the £ notes?
everyone is doing it-so it must be the right thing to do!
Put me down on paypal for a `tenner`.Lets just ruin their and Brown`s weekend
If you set up A PayPal a/c and get the disc, then I’ll contribute.
I will offer £1trillion, and then allow your grandchildren and their children to pay for it.
u.s loses 663,000 jobs!!!!!!!
dont worry.the u.s and uk will save the world!
+++++++++++++++++++++++
ps how many millions did the g20 cock sucking fest cost?
gordie wants to save the 3rd world yet just pisses money away every day……
remember when he went on u.s pop idol?
he promised to buy everyone mozzie nets!
anyone know if this actually happened?
think i know the answer already……
I’m still waiting for him to lag my loft.
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/06/27/casting-call-plain-janes-ugly-betts/
My modelling work has paid off at last.
I can tell Derek to stick his job up his arse now.
Whoa – that is alarming. What terrible eyebrow shaping – it does nothing for her bone structure.
More to the point – is that female?
As I say to Derek I can be whichever sex you want me to be.
What’s happened to the Twitter links?
Has Mr Dale’s boredom tweets overloaded the server? I think I’ve had half a dozen in the last 4 hrs.
Neither we nor more Importantly do the MPs know where or how much Information are on these discs.
Getting caught out claiming for porn Is one thing. Getting caught out Redacting your claim for porn Is another.
Any honest MP will publish their expences unaltered and be damned. The MPs who have lots of Black marker pen across their forms we can assume have something to hide.
The onus therefore will be on THOSE MPs to prove THEIR innocence.
A bit like us ordinary fuckers when It comes to dealing with the Authoritys.
I’m good for a tenner.
Do keep up, you eejit.
Receipts being hawked here are the original scans, before they were sent out to MPs for redaction.
Question: what would Guido’s liability be if he knowingly and recklessly published credit card details which led to identitiy theft or fraud?
No, you keep up, eejit. Show me a till receipt with a *complete* credit card number on it issued in the last 5 years…
**** **** **** twat.
Why does Guido’s possible liability for consequential credit card fraud interest you more than the fraud carried out by our elected representatives.
Now fuck off muppet.
The reason all this has blown up, is that suddenly the MPs are not going to get an expenses rise this year.
Their expenses are set in April based on March RPI. 0% this year.
So they are making a bit to do about expenses, and are presumably angling to improve their lot.
For interest the document here http://www.parliament.uk/documents/upload/HofCpsap.pdf has some relevance (thanks google) note eg point 5.7.1
Yes the green book – note the name Andrew Walker – he ultimately runs the office that signs this crap off – i.e. when Jacqui et al say it was approved it was by him. He is a dyed in the wool yes man. He too has a lot to answer for.
£40 from me. Odd number I know. But don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Get the disks…. set-up a dedicated website…allow visitors to buy 1 MP receipt at random @ £1 a go. Each purchased receipt is then published on the site… offer prizes to cash prizes to those who uncover a cabinet minster receipt or the MP with the biggest trout…
- public good
- money making
- fun
All in a single website :-)
Great idea, like a treasure hunt ~ first one to catch the piggy with it’s nose in the trough wins a subscription to virgins adult channel ~ you might even get them to sponsor the site!
This is not just a great idea, it is a brilliant idea! It solves the problem of the list becoming financially worthless once it is published in full. Add the reward of the Virgins adult channel…….excuse me I have to go now.
fucking genius !!!!
don you just love capitalism and free enterprise !!!!!
Put me down for a fiver. No, make that £6.00.
We Phuquits don’t have a lot of disposable income but we’ll make an exception in this worthy cause.
Guido if you get hold of those disks I would be happy to chuck a 20 in whatever direction you want
Count me in for a 20.
Set up the account, Gweeds.
put me down for a tax decuctable monkey if you get paypal on it.
PS anyone seen the polish plumber?
He doesn’t come here anymore, as he thinks we’re a load of oiks.
Whoever has the disks will obviously up his price once he sees all these pledges, so I’m keeping schtum.
Count me in for a score to what is, in my opinion, a very worthy cause. Set up the PayPal account now Guido.
yup, count me in for a donation..
Delicious. Count me in for a pony. Yes, set up a Paypal donation account asap. This MUST work. Though If I see you at John Lewis loading a Belfast sink into your Jag, I’m taking my own life
Told you.. +30% since I posted.
Regards,
Tom
Just as interesting would be details of who is the biggest punter in the Cabinet!
Guido, if you collect this money with PayPal too quickly (i.e. within a year, nevermind days) you will fall foul of a bunch of EU money laundering rules once you past certain amounts (£4000 or £6000 is the first one) and have your PayPal account suspended until you can provide more details. This keeps going on every time you pass certain magic amounts.
If you seriously expect to gather a lot of money quickly then it’d probably be less hassle to just setup a merchant bank account and take credit card payments. The ~2 week setup time on that will probably end up being less than the grief PayPal will put you through.
Then again, depending on how you accept your advertising funds maybe you’ve already been through most of these checks and will be OK.
TGF UKIP’s good for £50 or more if required.
Count me in for £20
I’m in for a ton, and the same again to any legal defence fund that becomes necessary
I can’t even afford pay-per-view but you can stick me down for ten quid, going up by a pound to a maximum of fifty for each Draper Sock Puppet comment I read on here.
Put me down for £50
get it to wikileaks.org if you’re afraid of legal action
good luck
Technology is a wonDaNicoDemus360DEG – says:-
Technology is a wonderful tool which we should all encompass, to use, for good but let us not lose sight of the issue at hand, one of MP;s abuse of their Privileges and of Deception to the UK public and the misuse of technology for MP’s to lie to the masses.
Last Friday [10/04/2009] the government minister Phil Woolas, the UK Immigration Minister, defended the government’s position and attempted to deflect, Lie to the UK Public by raising the issue of ‘electronic borders system’ to criticize the other party’s of Parliament re UK Visa control. The fact is that this Labour government was in charge between 2001-2002 when both the local police and IND/Home Office were informed of a an overseas national, who was deliberately abusing and using the UK Visa system to remain within the UK, whilst not being on a university course and, in breach of and in violation of UK Visa rules for the purposes of, to remain within the UK. They, the local/national authorities did nothing then, allowed and permitted the person to remain and this abuse of UK Visas and situation still remains, still exists. They, this Labour government did nothing then, they are doing nothing now, or very little now and will do even less in the future!
In December 2008, I contacted Metropolitan Police/Scotland Yard on behalf of and re the protection of the UK people, to inform them of an approach made to defraud the UK Public. They weren’t interested, didn’t want to know and couldn’t be bothered. Presumably, the money is now being used to supply and fund these under-cover, sleeper-cells, the terrorists within the UK. So where is the UK Protection?
We continually have the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith MP coming on television, radio and, in the media to further, Lie and misinform, deceive us, the UK public about how she is protecting the UK and then a campaign is run on her behalf that, she is ‘being victimised because she is a woman.’ She is being condemned because she is abusing the system, MP’s expenses, ‘the Home Office is not fit for purpose,’** it was once said and thus She’s insulting our intelligence. MP’s lie, not just once but most of the time, but why? So as to give us, the Public “a misleading impression,”* with their oxymoronifick comments, to fool us the Public, the people whom they are supposed to represent, those who have elected them. They hide behind the word “Spin” to make it sound acceptable but it’s NOT! ‘Wake up and smell the coffee!’ Could it be that MP’s have difficulty in understanding when something is so plainly wrong, unfair and unjust or is it that they just want to be oblivious to it?
‘Politician lie’, according to an article [20 September 2006] by the Guardian journalists Anne Perkins so nothings changed since then… The UK public are not as gullible as Labour ministers would have us believe.
* comment made by Sir Robert Armstrong,
** comment made by Reid MP