April 2nd, 2009

Pornographers Exploiting Jacqui

Paul Raymond

Nice touch that the publishers of Razzle on their PaulRaymond.com website are asking customers “to please ask for permisson from the Tax-Payer before calling”If only…

UPDATE : Playboy UK are offering a Jacqui Smith VIP packageJacqui will be so pleased that upmarket pornographers are giving her VIP treatment.


166 Comments

  1. 1
    • 128
      Grex. says:

      An unlikely woman for any pornographer to exploit if you ask me.

      • 152
        Anonymous says:

        Rule 34: if it exists there’s pornography about it somewhere on the net. In Jacqboot’s case it’s a pretty specialist taste though.

  2. 2
    oldrightie says:

    The real pornography is this bloody summit.

    • 67

      What a fucking waste of cash. Trust this government to piss it all away… Cocksuckers.

      • 110
        Smile you're on CCTV says:

        £20m for a Gordon Brown jerk-fest photo opportunity.

        Anyone hear some of the leaders giving Gordon a verbal blow-job on how great he is.

    • 121
      Anonymous says:

      I thought Gordon was just going to jump over the podium yesterday and snog the poor guy at one point. It was the only thing he didn’t do.

      Brown really is a total Hoon.

  3. 3
    The Grim Reaper says:

    So what were these two porn films?

    • 96
      Richard Timney says:

      I still think Casawanker is the greatest film of all time. Nearly but not quite matched by Cum with the Wind..

      • 126
        Anonymous says:

        Nah

        TV much better who can ever forget

        “Only Tools and Corsets”?
        and
        “Ass of the Bummer Line”

        or even

        “East benders”

      • 148
        Aethelred says:

        Can’t forget

        “A sale of two titties” and “arse, knickers and old lace”

  4. 4
    Mercian says:

    The fact that the bloke watched ANY film at the taxpayers’ expense is what is wrong. I couldn’t care less if he watched ‘Brief Encounter’. It just shouldn’t be done with my dwindling amount of cash.

    These thieves should hang.

  5. 5
    denverthen says:

    Pigs in shit.

    I try to avoid it meself.
    (Shit)

  6. 6

    And I thought the more obvious connection was with Mr Peter Stringfellow

  7. 7
    Stalin MacSporran says:

    Raw Meat 3, which is gay porn, and Onan the Barbarian, IIRC.

  8. 8

    Virgin say they have 12 films a night to choose from. Take your pick.

    The Handshank Redemption
    Schindler’s Fist
    Lord of the Ring
    Lawrence of a Labia
    WILL-E
    Forrest Pump
    Hungdog Millionaire
    Das Boots
    All about Steve
    No Huhnery for old men
    Blade Rimmer
    The curious case of Benjamin’s button

    • 11
      Leg-iron says:

      Didn’t they have

      British hand-jobs for British wankers
      Another wank bail-out
      Hard wanking families

      … or any of those other films that started in America but are only on Region 1 DVD’s?

    • 18
      Plato says:

      Is it me or was Jesus Obama’s gift of an Ipod for the Queen just another enormously crass move? I gather it had footage of her last visit to the USA in 2007 – WTF?

      Why would anyone want to see someone else’s holiday snaps of your two year old bore trip?

      Bizarre.

    • 69
      City of Vice says:

      …or, indeed, the classic ‘Shaving Ryan’s Privates’

    • 112
      Anonymous says:

      and
      Shaving Ryan’s Privates

  9. 9
    45iq is a Hoon says:

    From the linked Paul Raymond site:

    These are the videos that Jacqui Smith’s husband (Richard Timney) watched on a pay per view channel at their home (Pippa the Posh Bint and British Fuck Sluts). She says that she put it on expenses by mistake. We don’t care about the politics of it all, but we like the porn. Either way, we figure that you’ve paid for it already (if you’re a UK tax payer), so here are the movies.

    So, is Jacqui either Pippa the Posh Bint, or is she a British Fuck Slut?

    Personally, the thought of Jacqui Smith puts me off “getting on with the job in hand” (to quote our Dear Leader), but a big thumbs up to the Paul Raymond Co. for providing free porn for hard-pressed (ooh err!) British taxpayers, unlike Jacqui the Greedy Bitch.

    There were two other films the bastards charged to the taxpayer – two viewings of Surf’s Up and one of another film that I can’t remember.

    • 122
      Fucking delicious! says:

      Ocean’s 13 methinks. And definately, as half-witted yankee crap goes, a load of utter shite. Not at all…

      Fucking delicious!

      • 127
        Anonymous says:

        I guess Labour Hoons have to watch things twice because they are are so thick as shit they don’t get it the first time around.

  10. 10
    The Grim Reaper says:

    On a different topic, brilliant video that I’ve come across that demolishes Gordon Brown’s economic record. Worth a watch.

    • 19
      pigs in space says:

      Yes, pretty good, but let’s face it, Brown’s economic record is as easy to demolish as Hitler’s humanitarian record.

    • 143
      Anon says:

      Some good stuff there, but I wish he’s stop waving his bloody arms about – and the reversed photo of McBust is even more unpleasant than the real thing.

  11. 12

    well she should have lots of time on here hands after the next election. she might just have to do a bit of rocket polishing in reddich to make ends meet. shame she’s such a Munter.

    • 20

      She doesn’t live in Redditch. She’ll still be renting that spare room at her sisters.
      Only by the hour.

      • 24

        lol. I’m going to love watching her resign it can’t be to long now. she looked like she was on drugs today during PMQs.

      • 147
        Cyco Billy says:

        Drugs? Gotta be. Or how did she get her PPE from Oxford? She looks a dope, but I pity the poor civil servants who have to deal with her everyday, most of whom probably have a PPE or PPP or similar, sitting around the table staring at their fingernails and wondering how the fuck this woman ever got into there in the first place.

        And to answer the implied question, just remind yourself what the Devil offered to Jesus to come over to his side. (Not that mrs timney, dinner lady par excellance, could ever be compared with Jesus — not until she swings from a lamppost, but rather more people disbelieve that outcome than believe it).

    • 21
      pigs in space says:

      I don’t know, Mistress Jacqui punishment and correction scenarios could prove highly profitable. Some backbench Tory MPs seem to have a penchant for that sort of thing, and there are going to be loads more of them after the next electrion.

  12. 13
    45iq is a Hoon says:

    Hey, Guido, I posted a comment at 12:43am that is apparently “awaiting moderation”, yet other comments seem to be coming up straightaway. Is it because I has* used some HTML tags (bold and italic)?

    • 16
      45iq is a Hoon says:

      Hmmm. Looks like it’s the HTML that kicked it in to moderation. Here’s the comment without bold and italic formatting:

      From the linked Paul Raymond site:

      “These are the videos that Jacqui Smith’s husband (Richard Timney) watched on a pay per view channel at their home (Pippa the Posh Bint and British Fuck Sluts). She says that she put it on expenses by mistake. We don’t care about the politics of it all, but we like the porn. Either way, we figure that you’ve paid for it already (if you’re a UK tax payer), so here are the movies.”

      So, is Jacqui either “Pippa the Posh Bint”, or is she a “British Fuck Slut”?

      Personally, the thought of Jacqui Smith puts me off “getting on with the job in hand” (to quote our Dear Leader), but a big thumbs up to the Paul Raymond Co. for providing free porn for hard-pressed (ooh err!) British taxpayers, unlike “Jacqui the Greedy Bitch”.

      There were two other films the bastards charged to the taxpayer – two viewings of Surf’s Up and one of another film that I can’t remember.

      • 25
        pigs in space says:

        Well she’s definitely not Pippa the Posh Bint, Porcina the Porky perhaps.

      • 129
        Anonymous says:

        Spllifyella the five pot bellied pig ..oink! oink!
        “wheres the remote?”

  13. 14
    Jon1 says:

    So UK police are now killing Climate change activists ?!?

    Oh dear….

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7977489.stm

    “Climate change activists pitched tents and anti-war campaigners held a rally.

    There have been 63 arrests, with some police and protesters injured. Later, a man died after collapsing, police said.

    He was found unconscious near the Bank of England and two police medics were unable to resuscitate him.

    At 1930 BST, the London Ambulance Service took him to a hospital where he was pronounced dead.”

    • 26
      So what says:

      Oh for god’s sake you troll, no-one cares! If you were that bothered you wouldn’t have continued shelling the police who were trying to give CPR to the poor bugger.

    • 77
      Anonymous says:

      The police didn’t kill him you moron agent provocateur.

    • 114
      Jon1's mum says:

      You’re a regular one-man swampy astroturf operation aren’t you?

      When are you going to get a proper job?

  14. 15
    Plato says:

    Bizarrely Mr Raymond’s site features films that Mr Smith wasn’t caught watching – still I’d jump this bandwagon if it drove passed. Guess gay porn isn’t his market!

    What a total PR gift and a story of limitless possibilities. I do hope he follows Ms Loos example and does the next Celebrity On The Farm.

  15. 17
    The Beast of clerkenwell says:

    Nick Robinson

    “Im now here with Prime Mentalist The Rt Hoon Gordon Brown”

    “Sir , or should that be your glorious saviour of the worldness?”

    Gordon Brown

    “Nick, good to see you toady”
    “May I just say that I have indeed saved the world ,have I also mentioned that President Obamha has granted me the honour of polishing his shoes?”

    Nick Robinson

    “No Prime Mentalist”

    Gordon Brown

    “Nick I think that its a sign of our special relationship with America that the new President allowed me to get a really nice shine on his toe cap as I poished his shoes,he was even kind enough to beat me about the head with a rolled up newspaper as we discussed global solutions to global problems”

    Nick Robinson

    “Truly impressive Prime Mentalist”

    <b<Gordon Brown
    “Thank you Nick,I have to dash as I am as physicaly incontinent as I am financialy incontinent and Ive just pissed myself”

    Nick Robinson
    Thats OK we all do that when we are told that your marriage is real

    Nick Robinson

    • 99
      pp says:

      Things may be achangin and Nick may be starting to think about his future prospects.

      There seem to be a distinct chilling towards NuLieBore in his blog.

      Hannans speech left him speechless (blogwise) for days – now he seems to be realising that if an MEP can see the emperor has no clothes, he has no excuse…

    • 123
      Max says:

      Did anyone else notice that the Dear Leader was so desperate to wear his blue tie all day Wednesday that it was dragged straight out of his luggage from the South American trip? If you view PMQ footage you can see the tie clearly creased from having been rolled up and stuffed in the corner of his sweaty suitcase. Does the fool not have another tie or at least someone to help him dress?

  16. 23
    Jon1 says:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/02/g20-protests-man-dies-london

    Forget porn stories, this is bigger! errr you know what I mean.

    • 27
      Actually the porn story is really far more interesting says:

      Oh my God – the same story! You are like a broken record. £10 says it was a drug overdose. Get over it already!!

    • 28

      The only way I will become interested in this story is if it turned out it was fred the shred that died after being twated by a bobby. in which case find the bobby and give him £700.000.

    • 29
      So17 says:

      The police medics applied arse to mouth resusitation.
      A Met Police developed medical procedure whereby an officer sits on the patient as two others drag him across the floor by the feet.
      The Police medic is currently recovering at his local in Essex tonight.

    • 33
      Richard Timney says:

      The only way I will become interested in this story is if the police officers engage in a bit of one on one action! Oh-er.

  17. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like he was a victim of friendly fire. Don’t see how the anarchists can try and make anything of his death now, they didn’t seem to care at the time when they were lobbing missiles at him.

  18. 31
    Alexandros Grigoropoulos rest in peace says:

    @1:28am before today (Thursday) is out you will see this record at #1

    £1000 (which I would if I lost claim back in my MPs expenses!) says he was hit for protesting by police and died of head injuries.

    Logic I’m applying is: who would do a lot of drugs during a street protest when surrounded by 1000s of police.

    A drug overdose story would be a weak quick spin to try and cover the true story up. The true will out in very short order. So spin doctors reading this, don’t you try and fucking spin it!

    • 34
      So17 says:

      Greek Fella was he? Cool

    • 35
      My heart is bleeding, really, it is says:

      Oh, that would be a real tragedy if it were true. So why did his comrades continue to shell him and his would-be rescuers, the police medics, with glass bottles?? Maybe they didn’t see the “head injuries”.

    • 36
      Warning says:

      Yeah spin doctors – don’t you dare try and spin it! Or else!!

      • 45
        So17 says:

        Ok say it was the fault of the cops.
        99% of police would rather be anywhere else than having to take shit from a load of scumbags whereas 100% of the scumbags obviously wanted to be there.
        Trouble was predicted and trouble happend.
        If, God forbid I ever have a face off with the police I wont moan when I get a clump.

    • 37
      Confused says:

      What does “which I would if I lost claim back in my MPs expenses!” mean?

    • 41
      Anonymous says:

      At least one person was arrested for possession of drugs, so your logic goes down the drain.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2009/mar/31/g20-summit-protests 3.27pm

    • 53
      Anonymous says:

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/02/g20-protests-man-dies-london

      “The directorate of public standards at both the Metropolitan and City of London police had been informed, the statement said. One protester at the scene said the man was in his 30s and died of natural causes, the Press Association news agency reported.”

      Died of natural causes….

      • 58
        Alexandropopolis Whogivesafuckolis rest in peace says:

        This is an outrage. You right-wing spin doctors at that fascist rag, the Guardian, will pay for your evil capitalist lies. Having some evil capitalist copper knocking you on the dreadlocks with a baton is not natural causes. You’ll pay for this tomorrow, mark my words!!

      • 60
        Weekend Warrior says:

        A wooden Baton is natural innit.
        Now if it was your Rubber Bullet….

      • 157

        Alex,

        Dying from a Plod induced head bashing IS natural causes if you are dreadlocked, soap dodging trustafarian.

    • 78
      Anonymous says:

      Lots of people were doing drugs, Asshat.

    • 102
      pp says:

      Since when have addicts been noted for their self-control ???

      Maybe if someone told them drugs might do them damage or get them nicked they will stop… how come no one has ever thought of this before?!

  19. 38
    Alexandros Grigoropoulos rest in peace says:

    Alexandros Grigoropoulos

    ref:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_civil_unrest_in_Greece

    “The 2008 civil unrest in Greece started on 6 December 2008, when Alexandros Grigoropoulos, a 15-year-old student, was fatally shot by Epaminondas Korkoneas, a policeman.”

    • 42
      F Rocher says:

      Monsieur, with all these anarchist martyrs, you are really spoiling us

    • 43

      For fucks sake! what are you wafflng on about?

      • 49
        Anonymous says:

        Wow, I think he is trying to say that this Epaminondas Korkoneas chap is somehow implicated in the incident today. Could he have left the Greek police and joined the Met so quickly?? Nothing surprises me any more. Nothing!

      • 88
        A pedantic cunt says:

        “Wafflng”

        Fucking retard

    • 115
      Espaminides Astroturfikos says:

      Its a conspiracy, man. Having said that, since the weather isn’t so nice today I doubt they’ll get a decent turnout. Your anticaptialist doesn’t like the rain much.

  20. 40
    Dave says:

    “What does “which I would if I lost claim back in my MPs expenses!” mean?”

    Are you thick or what?

    I assume he/she means:

    If a UK MP (e.g. Jacqui Smith) has put in a claim for porn then do some of them claim on expenses for bets that they placed? What would they come under? Entertainment ?

    • 44
      Anonymous says:

      no stupid, he’s trying to say that he’s betting he will become MP at the next election

    • 46
      Commas = important says:

      Which I would, if I lost, claim back in my MP’s expenses

    • 62
      Dave's English teacher from the 80s says:

      Eh? Dave. You, like so many Daves before you, are the thick one. I do not think that, unpunctuated, the sentence has any meaning within the English language and even with the corrrectional commas it certainly doesn’t have the meaning YOU attributed to it. Poooor Dave. I almost feel sorry for you. Never were an overachiver, were you?

      • 79
        A pedantic cunt says:

        “corrrectional”
        “overachiver”

        Fucking retard.

      • 82
        Mr Smartypants says:

        Hell yes! Typos = retard. Especially at 3am. Pedantic Huhne, you are a first class spell checker. Perhaps a career in proofreading beckons. Your mummy will be so proud!

      • 85
        A pedantic cunt says:

        The clue is in the name, isn’t it? You fucking imbecile.

      • 90
        A pedantic cunt says:

        PS My mummy is dead.

      • 92
        Pedantic cunt's mum says:

        Oy you. Leave my little pedant alone. He may not be able to write in full sentences but he can certainly spell. You’re all retards because you don’t recognise what a genius he is – and that’s the definition of retarded

      • 98
        The pedantic cunt says:

        Apologies for the epidemic of pedantic Huhneiness.

        I just thought that Dave’s English teacher was being a tad hypocritical, 3 o’clock or not, picking up on others use of language.

        Obviously the poor nonce has taken it to heart. He probably is a teacher, you know…

      • 100
        Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt! Look at me! says:

        What a bunch of fucking Huhnes.

  21. 47
    Confusion says:

    So does he/she know an MP? Or is he/she an MP? And is he/she familiar with punctuation?

  22. 51
    caesars wife says:

    andrew marrs publishers has had to appologise , for naming a person as being a member of terrorist bombing group from the 70s called the angrymen ??

    clearly labour madeupnewsandfilth can be backdated .

    wont be long before a porn film is made !!

    “fiddle with my hot reciept”

    “timney the tug engine”

    “tax and spank”

    “hot parlimetary action”

    “green book of horny adventures”

    “no sex please its not on the john lewis list”

    “confessions of a parlimentary advisor”

    “timneys cock half hour”

  23. 52
    R.I.P Tarquin (The Brave) says:

    Here lays the decomposing body of Tarquin (The Brave).
    He then woke up lit a bong and decided to go to the G20 protests.
    He will be sorley missed in his student digs by all his student freinds who used to nick his milk from the fridge.
    ‘I loved you mate.sorry I fucked your girlfriend while you were in the North Pole’ said Weekend Warrior.
    Tarquin will be buried in a coffin made from recycled pizza boxes stuck together with King size Rizzlas.

  24. 61
    So17 says:

    This story about MR and Mrs Smith has legs……….and Balls and Buttocks by the sound of it.

    • 73
      Woman on a Raft says:

      Yvette Cooper has been on bbc breakfast tv. Tackled in his cuddly toy fashion by Bill Turnbull (‘shall we rub noses, I’ll be your friend’) about expenses, Vette simpy agreed that something had to be done and kicked it off in to the long grass. There was the whiff of someone anxious not to have that subject raised today – which is why Jacqui will be sacked when the guests have gone home. She’s made GB a laughing stock in front of every other leader, who will have had the briefing and sniggered at her and him.

      • 136
        Air Nokia One says:

        All is not lost for Spliff

        She can always get her hubby to write a letter of support.

  25. 63
    Plato says:

    This is rather amusing BBC HYS on the G20

    Not many seem to see it as much of anything. The Telegraph blog leading the Drudge Report tonight has generated a shed load of comments – almost 600 at time of writing.

    • 65
      Sarah says:

      Check out the comments posted by some pillock called “David Dee” – he seems to have some professional knowledge of insanity. You don’t think he might be a psychotherapist or summat?

      • 137
        Anonymous says:

        Sarah

        He’s a well know Troll I ‘m afraid always pumping the government line.

      • 149
        Aethelred says:

        David Dee – DD
        Probably Derek Draper who is also a famous sighkotherapist and well known nulab troll.

  26. 66

    I can’t wait for the unedited expenses list to leak out. It’s almost worth the cost just to watch them squirm. Hooning fucks.

    • 70
    • 94
      MisterE says:

      I can’t wait for the MP’s self-censored expenses list to be published, and then for the unedited list to be leaked out. Not only will we get to see what they wasted our money on, but also what they’d tried to cover up… twice the fun!!

  27. 68
    Tarquin the protester says:

    Thiat is like so tragic man, I mean he was just out to kick the fuck out of some poeple ain a non sexist, carbon neutral fashion and look what the establishment did to him man, it is just so unjust I am going to have to write a long piece about his martyr in the anarchists journal – soon as I get my allowance through from mater and pater,

  28. 72
    Number 6 says:

    This is no joking matter – there will be much wailing and lamenting around the eco yurt commune today. Bongs will be lit in memory of a brave eco warrior and giros ashed to show how much we still detest you filthy capitalists.

  29. 75

    Can I be honest here ?

    In the scheme of things I don’t think our politicians are particularly well paid. Not when one considers that lawyers can easily earn £400 per hour and bankers … ???

    The harshest critic – Richard Littlejohn – gets paid £800k per year (so we are told) and that’s for writing a few inches of column.

    I know that my £40k goes absolutely nowhere. I wouldn’t be particularly excited if my pay went up to £60k (an MPs basic) as I know people in my trade on that who are still finding things tough.

    No. What gets me is the God awful mess they’re all making of the country. And why do we need 650 of them to effectively disenfranchise 70% of the population ?

    If only they’d represent us. If only they’d do a half decent job then I wouldn’t begrudge them a single penny.

    • 81
      City of Vice says:

      The point being? Richard Littlejohn is employed by a private company. Unlike the bankers, politicians and lawyers, neither Littlejohn nor his employers receive taxpayer subsidy to fund his work. So if Littlejohn earns £800k per year that’s his business, and that of those who pay him.

      • 103
        Anonymous says:

        and Littlejohn could always find his arse bouncing across the pavement if his employers take a dislike to him.

        Er. Hold on.
        Can’t that happen to Politicians?

        Great!
        Something to look forward to as I burn my furniture to keep warm next winter.

    • 83
      jammy dogger says:

      Yes, they could easily manage to disenfranchise us far more efficiently than they do. Why is it that, when dreaming up ‘cost savings’, they never think of killing themselves? There’d be more room in the Commons bar!

      • 108

        Sorry C of V

        I don’t follow your logic. Without state funded politicians Littlejohn wouldn’t have anything to write about. So indirectly we pay him twice. Newspaper subscriptions at one end AND politician fodder at the other.

        Incidentally my point is that 60k doesn’t go far. And for MPs it’s a job which can be lost every four years on the whims of the electorate – rightly or wrongly.

    • 111
      So17 says:

      Your 40k would go a lot further if after all the Drink, women and gambling, you didn’t squander the rest.

    • 150
      Aethelred says:

      If you don’t buy Littlejohn’s paper you won’t be contributing to his salary.
      It’s simple really.

      • 164

        I don’t mind contributing to Littlejohn’s salary. But many here are talented enough to do just as good a job and probably at a fraction of the cost.

        So17 – Be careful not to blow my cover !

  30. 80
    Pete-s says:

    Took a long time looking, but could not spot jaqui, which one was she. Does it mean she wears a fat suit for Parliament?

  31. 84
    Burnham Blog-Polizei says:

    wir sind neue Arbeit. Widerstand ist vergeblich. ich verlange Ihre ISP-Zahl jetzt. und Ihre Papiere.

  32. 87
    DAN HANNAN'S SPEECH HAS BEEN WATCHED BY NEARLY 2 MILLION PEOPLE says:

    Wow!

    Good work Dan – the truth finds a way of getting out there.

  33. 101
    Joe D says:

    So, order-order.co.uk now gets directed to Labour List, eh.

    Quite funny in many ways

    • 107
      Shoonhorpe says:

      How about directing jacquismith.co.uk to Razzle?

    • 140
      Anonymous says:

      It wont make a difference but I think I’m right in saying there are laws to prevent this happening. That is if you are a trader and someone takes a similar name and redirects traffic from you elsewhere I’m sure this was the subject of a court case in the not to distant past.

      Anyway no matter as the most used button on Labour list is the ‘close tab’ button anyway

  34. 104
    Shoonhorpe says:

    72% back lower spending, eh?

    What the fuck is wrong with the other 28%? Do they think that we can just print more money or something?

    • 113

      That’s the “magic 28″ (aka those whose spinal columns stop around the 3rd/4th vertebra and go no higher), people who you never normally meet but who always turn out to support Labour and their unfunded spending – oddly enough they were visible yesterday as the recipients of free cigar ash courtesy of Guido.

  35. 105
    pp says:

    Following Gordons logic…

    We need to expand the HoC – 61,000,000 MPs seems about right double their pay to £120,000 (plus existing expenses).

    Then we will be the richest country on earth and all our problems will be solved.

    See you all in the chamber!

    • 124
      Anonymous says:

      Your grasp of economics almost equals that of Our Glorious (and Courageous) Leader!

    • 142
      Anonymous says:

      I think we have this the wrong way round. There should be us 61 million in the HoC and 650 outside doing the work

  36. 106
    Tommy Bollocks says:

    I have this strange fantasy involving Jacky Smith dressed in a black latex mini skirt,stockings, high heels etc giving me a five knuckle shuffle. Am I on my own?

    • 109
      Jaaathro says:

      Baaaa, Tommy. If you’m faaancy a bit of animal congress, you want to come down to the HOON-TREE! The village postmistress got a pair of norks on ‘er loike Jacqui and ‘im be moy auntie. AAAND moy sister! AAAND moy niece!

    • 120
      Anonymous says:

      Well I’m leaving, so it looks that way…

      Uuuurrrrggggccchh!!

  37. 117
    JessTheDog says:

    O dear…Dirty Dick prefers a bit of posh to a New Labour West Midlands wimmin.

    Class Traitor!!!

    Here’s my favourite night-time viewing:

    Fist-al Stimulus

    You won’t get that for £5!

  38. 119
    no longer anonymous says:

    Is it me or are ther more left-wing twats than usual posting today? On the plus side Mr Silk seems to have gone AWOL.

  39. 135
    Number 6 says:

    Ambrose is queuing up with rest of the Labour queers to rim the president.

  40. 141
    Ninnymous says:

    So when are they going to show Flesh Gordon?

    *bokes*

    • 154
      caesars wife says:

      emporer wang the perverted

      just watch vids on labour home pretty close match to me

  41. 144
    Cyco Billy says:

    May be OT, but if there are any biscuits going, this must take it — comment to Quentin Lett’s review in the Mail of the McUckoo/O’bama love-in:

    ——

    “My young daughter asked me if Brown and Obama were a couple. She said they looked very much in love. I had to explain that although Brown would love to be the First Lady, Obama does in fact already have a wife.

    “I expect Obama was questioned by his wife last night about how much time he’s been spending with “him”. To make matters worse, Obama could not answer her as the plug for his Teleprompter was missing. Sneaky Gordon Brown had removed it.”

    - Nick, Milton Keynes, UK RIP, 2/4/2009 9:13

    —–

    I see nu labour’s sex education program for kiddies at least is working.

  42. 145
    Thats News says:

    Suitable films for Brown (all genuine titles)

    Suitable Brown Porn titles
    Brown Sugar

    The Brown Bunny

    The Unsinkable Molly Brown

    Four Shades of Brown

    Foxy Brown

    Cluny Brown

    America Brown

    Father Brown

    The Legend of Kootenai Brown

    Concrete Brown (2005)

    Demonstrating the Action of the Brown Hoisting and Conveying Machine in Unloading a Schooner of Iron Ore, and Loading the Material on the Cars (1900)

    “Sure Death! Brown, You Bounder!”

    Little Brown Boy

    The Little Brown Burro

    Naked Brown Men

    Plain Brown Rapper

    Pranks of Buster Brown and His Dog Tige

    The Road to Brown

    Brown Bewitched

    Brown Emmanuelle (1982)

    Brown Eyes and Bank Notes (1919)

    Brown Gold

    Brown Gravy

    Brown Is the New Green: George Lopez and the American Dream

    The Brown Man

    Brown Moves Into Town

    The Brown Ninja

    Brown on Black

    Brown Sugar

    Buster Brown and the German Band (1914)

  43. 159
    Anony amongus says:

    It’s amazing, if it were not for all the power and status heaped on the lovely Jacqui by ZaNuLab she would be seen for exactly what she is, a chav with her grandad! a perfect photograph to show this!

  44. 166
    NuLab - NuPorn says:

    Just had a look at one of the films (not the gay one) her hubby watched Pippa The Posh Bint definitely a more upmarket look than Jacqui!



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Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?

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