More Raw Free Statporn, More than a Million Page Views
Look away if this stuff bores you. The site broke the million page-views barrier for the first time in March. The numbers broke down thus:
- 1,191,456 page views plus another 251,952 via RSS feed.
- 767,473 unique visits
- 147,689 absolute visitors
The big jump is partly due to the Dan Hannan effect, his story was twice as popular as any other. Top referrers were (excluding search engines) in order:
1. iaindale.blogspot.com / 56,888
2. spectator.co.uk / 20,363
3. politicshome.com / 16,082
4. politicalbetting.com /13,542
5. twitter.com /9,059
Twitter has come from nowhere in the last month.
The new server set-up also allows Guido to analyse the comments. Notice how a few window-lickers have already disappeared? Multiple personalities have dissolved away as well. Hopefully this has not been too heavy-handed. The comments system’s automatic algorithm is still in beta and will be refined further, nevertheless it has already released Guido from moderation duties allowing 516 different individuals to make 17,080 comments last month. It is a huge relief to no longer have to personally moderate them.
Many thanks to the readers and advertisers who have supported the blog. You make it all possible.
Well done everyone!
I don’t post much but this site is outstanding. Hope you get your hands on those MPs expenses soon.
Hoons the lot of them
I don’t undersatnd. can I post with different names now or does it mean you will hunt me down or what?
The algorithm works in mysterious ways.
Hopefully the algorithm takes account of different names for humorous purposes?
hmm,
rooting out the major nutters is a good thing – but Athelred has a point. In some things liberalism is better than conservatism.
And congrats on the million barrier. Quite a milestone.
See!
Huhne
wow it really does replace it! That’s great.
Hoon’s a fucking hoon
Well done Guido – now you’ll have Dolly Drooper trying to figure out how you do it so he can do the same for LabourLost. That’ll happen sometime after we watch the flying pigs go by!
516 people have a voice
disappointed
Meanwhile, I’m on the Telly
Well done Guido. (Suck my balls, Harman_Pride!)
Guido, you have no idea who I really am! Ha ha ha!
He probably doesn’t give a shit either
aren’t you goig to thank your mum, or cry?
Interesting reading – your figures show how difficult it is to get people to comment – Must be so much harder for the lefties seeing how they censor anything they don’t like!
There is a lesson there somewhere …!
1/3 % of people comment. Frankly that is enough.
This tastes nice
Weren’t most of them Silky Arsehole or Hymen Pierced?
Window-lickers? Draper will have you up on a charge!
Did Robinson really describe barking bonkers brown as ‘the chancellor of the world’
Yesterday the Hoon Humpty on the R4 Toady programme said, again, that sterling’s depreciation was good for our exports. No wonder the proportion of the country which gets its propaganda only from Al JaBeeba is totally, fuckingly, economically illiterate!
Yep, well done Guido and you to Old Holborn, one of these days we’ll see behind the mask.
Trust me, I’m soooo much better looking than Guido
I won’t divulge my stats then Guido, wouldn’t like to embarrass you
Those robots are busy…………
I trust you won’t be trying to put this “statporn” of which you speak on your expenses, Guido.
Congratulations Forks, on this latest unrivalled statporn. More power to your elbow or should I say wrist?
If I had a coat, I’d get it.
I like this site, just keep me smiling and don’t get vitriolic
Who the feck is Dolly?
Oh no, you said “window-licker”. Now Draper will be after you again.
It is a huge relief to no longer have to personally moderate them
Yes, I’ll bet it does. Time that you can devote to stuff that’s important.
Once upon a time the grass was free to grow; the tallest blades caught the most sun, and the shortest blades were overshadowed, and died off. Eventually all the grass was tall and strong, but then came mankind, with his lawnmower, which cut the blades down to size, and made them equally stunted. I beileve that mankind will one day pass from the earth, and the grass will be free to grow again – assuming that the grass can hold on until then. The moral of my story is that nature breeds strength and vitality; mankind and mankind’s rules breed stuntedness.
I like the way your automatic system turns c*nt into hoon, while still ensuring that Hoon remains a c*nt.
I’ve been saying this would happen for a very long time. On my travels to see the leaders of other nations I have been arguing for the sort of stimulus that is evidenced here. There may have been only 20 of us together the other night but I feel that the rest of the world will now recognize that this is the global solution to the global problems we all face.
Was that okay Guido?
I’d also like to thank my wife and children, and my family and of course, my colleagues in Westminister. However, you must realsie that I would have succeeded anyway because I am that good.
Thanky you
What time for medication?
Glad to see the window-lickers disappearing.
They were actually an embarrassment – albeit mainly to themselves – as they pitched for ‘witty’and ‘cutting-edge’and fell such a long way short.
Their me me me selfishness made the comments section unreadable.
Cato Street Conspirator says:
April 3, 2009 at 10:11 am
I like the way your automatic system turns c*nt into hoon, while still ensuring that Hoon remains a c*nt.
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althoug it would have been nice if this ‘hilarious’post had been algorithmed away – still time I suppose.
There is no Huhne filter says:
April 3, 2009 at 11:35 am
See!
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another ‘hilarious’one.
have you left school yet?
The Twitter is interesting.
Your followers are not up very much (30%), so it must be a higher Click Rate.
Nice one Guido…Your efforts – and those iron-clad gonads – are much appreciated!