Fancy That
Private Eye’s Francis Wheen (of HP Sauce) has some good sources inside Labour circles and has heard some of the stories going around. When Guido previously mentioned Draper’s widely known financial woes, Dolly launched into one of his charateristic blustering tirades:
Needless to say [Guido's] latest post about me is inaccurate, offensive and libellous… I am clearly not going to get into my personal finances as these are no-one else’s business but the picture [Guido] attempts to paint is patently ridiculous.
You will note there are no names or actual facts just blanket and unspecific insinuations. If he had any actual facts why wouldn’t he publish them?
Guido will be more specific this time. Private Eye doesn’t report that when Macintyre found out about Draper’s treachery, he called Dolly “pure f***ing evil”. Macintyre also complained to friends that it wasn’t just the difficulty of getting Draper to pay back the money he owed – it was that Draper had enjoyed many an expensive alcohol fuelled lunch with Macintyre, unfortunately invariably at the latter’s expense.
The left-wing New Statesman political correspondent fancies himself as someone with an understanding of economics – he recently had a spat with Fraser Nelson, the Spectator’s number crunching political editor, which was hysterically one sided. It has taken Macintyre a long time to grasp that there is no such a thing as a free lunch – except for Draper.
Glad to see the Draper bating continues. I was beginning to fear that you really had given up after last week!
Hear hear. Rab C Draper is so full of shit its “In the public interest to tabulate his demise in detail. keep it up Guido.
I heard he got thrown off womans hour FFS! is that correct ?hahahaha
total twat
Draper = knob jockey
no
draper = c***
We have not known loyalty like that of Draper for many a long year.
Isn’t this an argument for Draper’s integrity?
He puts personal loyalties aside, thinking only of the greater good of the Party. Such a selfless gesture reveals his true independence and incorruptibility. If Mandy can be given a second chance in politics I see no reason why Draper shouldn’t. Maybe he could consider running as MP in 2010?
no! because that would mean Hangus the monkey would have to come out of retirement to beat the tosser.
he’s already an MP it said so on the telly
Are all these wankers men? Bunch of arseholes, ‘doing lunch’.
people of all walks of life have eaten lunch and other meals for years
Baaa, Miss Victoria! You want to pay a visit to the HOON-TREE. You can have a noice PLOUGHMAN’S LUNCH once you’ve finished ploughing the LOWERRRRR FIELD.
I thought you were rather funny, Victoria!
Are you paying then?
Have a slice of humble pie?
Phew. I too thought you’d come to an arrangement, or he seemed like a laugh to you in post-show drinks.
He does leave a bigger wake behind him than the QE2. Or Donald Campbell’s bluebird. I wonder how come Miliband is still on speaking terms with him.
Its as if he read “the ladybird book of politics” as a child, and understood “loyalty” as “people doing things for me”
Are we supposed to feel sorry for MacIntyre? More disturbing is Ed Miliband asking Draper for recruitment advice. Just when you think they couldn’t get any lower Labour manage to sink to record depths.
Well said, would you really ask DD for advice on anything, ever?
Depends if you want the answer you need to hear, or just need the answer you want to hear.
Tramp fashion.
Which is the trampagne of choice, White Lightning or Buckfast?
“Milliband asked Dolly’s opinion”.
On a scale of errors of judgement, that must put the millipede on a par with Captain Edward John Smith, or possible the producers of Heaven’s Gate or Ishtar.
And WaterWorld.
This has to be the weirdest week for couldn’t-make-it-up stories.
Frankly, I’d believe anything about anyone now – even POTUS giving the QE II an iPod.
With an American electrical connection so she couldn’t charge it…
Anonymous says:
April 2, 2009 at 2:53 pm
With an American electrical connection so she couldn’t charge it…
Oh, please let it be true! That would be one of the funniest things since the invention of funny!
Don’t be a douchebag of course its not true. Secondly the iPod is a good gift. Her maj loves gadgets.
Fancy that – my name’s anonymous too
Perhaps he was having banana day like his teenaged bro?
And we all know what that means.
So the online mouth piece of Gordon McQueen is having a little trouble paying his bills?
Im sure the fat twat [REDACTED] intends to fully honour his liabilities. Drapers word is his bond(age)
“The online mouth piece of Gordon McQueen”??
How the **** did we sink to these depths?
A deluded narcissistic fantasist as spokesperson for a deluded narcissistic sociopath.
Gordon McQueen was great for Man Utd
Leave Gordon McQueen out of it. You are lining up for a bit of chin dancing.
Well, I especially liked the way McQueen did many of his own motorbike stunts in The Great Escape – not many people know that the bike he leapt the fence in was from his own collection. Shame he turned into a fat, ugly, nose-picking flatulent in later life.
Gordon and I did a lot of stunts as well. Especially in front of the goal. Me up front and Gordon at the back. But we never won the league.
Funny I thought You both won the league in 1974, even if it was with the sheepshaggers.
TT says
“Shame he turned into a fat, ugly, nose-picking flatulent in later life.”
The Irony. I seem to remember the fire brigade being called the last time we did lunch in the Cellars to winch your carcass out of Clafy’s corner.
Oi Andy Nicholas
Does the ref to Athelstan mean you are one of those Anglo Saxons who apparently caused the economic crisis?
Of course, Wall Street is exclusively Anglo Saxon and Bernie Madoff’s real name is Cedric or, perhaps, Leofric.
You are bloody right there Mr N. Forgotten. Too many headers with the leather ball. The Don. Must go and see the movie on Clough. We got rid of him in double quick time. Came in there thinking he was Revie.
But we did’t repeat the performance when we joined MU. Dougherty for a short while till he was booted out for shagging the physio’s wife. Then we had the quite man.
H Godwinson,
No I was just looking for a peculiarly English pseudonym, what better than one of Mercias greatest Kings.
Oh for God’s sake Guido, give up on this tedious fucking ‘war of attrition’ with DD.
I think most non-partisan readers (of your blog, and others) can see Draper for the spiteful, unwholesome fool he is. There is really no need to wade into this scruffy sucker at every opportunity.
You won! He and Labourlist are dead (bar the squirming). So can we just move on please?
Your blog was so much more entertaining before the Drapery arrived.
Get back on track!
Too right!
I completely agree.
He’s a loser, he’s a fake, he’s lost, you’ve won. You don’t have to keep on winning.
It is beneath your dignity even to acknowledge his existence.
Recognise his hysterical attacks on you for what they are: a tribute to the man he envies more than any other in the world.
(Adlai Stevenson to Eisenhower: ‘Don’t just do something: stand there!’)
He’s just a sad little loser Guido, and while you are distracted by your efforts to show the bleedin’ obvious, lorry loads of bad news are being buried elsewhere. Damn it man, get your bloody act together!
That’s good point RKPT.
Sorry Guido, old toff. They’re right! Green fields and postures new beckon!
Indeed Guido has won, but in Drapers case you have to keep on kicking the man, especially when he is down, otherwise Draper will slip in another false qualification and it will all have to start again from the beginning.
http://derekdraper.net/home.htm
Dolly is ‘experienced with children (from 8 years old), adolescents, adults, couples and families’. The dirty fecker
The tramps revolt on more4
He dodged soap, but I hope he failed to dodge the presenters fists when the camera was off.
Doubtless Channel 4 is part of the “zionist/corporate media conspiracy”. Up the workers and all that
It’s so obvious Dolly thought he could use LabourLost as a way of generating income from gormless Labour activists. What he had not taken account of is that he’s such a talentless fuckwit that even Labour zombies don’t want anything to do with him.
Saw the dirty Kund on Sky News last week bumping his gums – the attention seeking twat, I agree Dick Upyerbum #8 move on he’s toast and doesn’t deserve any column inches here or in print. Sad thing is I’d have done his missus once upon a time – not now she’s been soiled by that dirty excuse for a man.
gf vs dd
obsessing over each other
on their computers 24 hours a day
two teenage boys trapped in fat middle aged bodies
both squeak unpleasantly with girly high-pitched voices.
I like that VC.
I wonder if it could be condensed into a haiku?
old fat men argue
their computers are their lives
they piss in the wind
haiku?
Is that like not leaving toilet seats up and loosing karma stuff
Which is why you post here?
Hand bags at dawn
Belly to belly
They miss.
Excellent work Dimblebum, but kajagoogoo shades it.
fat bloke arguing,
with himself in the mirror
calling for pizza again
the home secretary
has a porn sanctuary too
in her second home
Anybody confirm the rumours that Draper got tangledup in a financial ‘situation’ with the Manchester University students union….?
yes.
could someone confirm that Draper is an intergalactic space pederast roaming different galaxies in order to find souls (as yet unborn) to molest?
Not really, he’s just a sad twat.
Nice idea though.
Keep it up Guido, Draper’s just envious of you.
It must be your good looks and svelte figure that drives him mad.
But why were you hiding a motor cycle helmet under your grey vest when you were on telly.
Come to think of it why were you wearing a grey vest on telly.
Oh and why the Halloween mask, wrong time of year surely.
I’ll bet you are a real lothario.
Not a word to your wife, don’t worry.
Good man, keep it up.
Labour=stealing everyones money
Snotty mcTwat has just kicked of the Sumit press conferance
Not watching.
Fuckwit McDoom just makes me feel queasy whenever I see him.
actualy it was dull even BBC Propaganda24 have cut to the 400 grungy hippy tossers out side. There turn out is piss poor today. they must all have to sign on on thursdays
I was hoping the lot of them got the shits after sampling Fat Hunt Olivers meal last night.
I bet the Bakewell Tart was from Aldi
Dolly proves himself yet again to be the hoon of hoons!
What does that quite fit but ondoogecaf bint see in him?
Sir Richard
You are Dolly Draper and I claim my E5
Who but a complete hoon could possibly be nasty to Fraser Nelson?
I thought you decided that dolly was a weasel and there was no point in going on about it anymore? Just couldn’t leave it alone…
He can’t just leave it lie, can he?
I wish he bloody would leave it lie though.
I want to hear about the evil doings of politicians on here, not the petty squabbling of political journos and bloggers.
GF has always criticised other journos for not thinking outside the Westminster Village, but it seem he is endlessly entrapped there himself.
Sigh
This is a Westminster gossip blog. Are you in the right place?
Oh look,
No REPLY link for GF’s post underneath.
He’s as bad as the rest of them.
Guido,
Just destroy the wee shite and be done with it
Nor is there under yours, Sir Richard UpdollysBum!
GF dear boy,
You are just another vainglorious, authoritarian, twat. So stop shoving it in our faces.
Believe me, I hate Dolly Draper ten times more than I hate you, but you have fully succumbed my friend. You are now just another media attention seeker rather than a real political agitator.
That fuzzy photo you with the pathetic cigar looking down (and no doubt spitting) on the masses in EC1 was priceless.
You really blew it there Guido. Lost support from a lots of moderate Torys like me.
I’ve worked in the City for many years, and although we (i) hate most of the idle trustafarian crusties, I thought the money/cigar waving contingent were the biggest tossers of all.
FU!
But you did say you weren’t going to blog about dolly anymore and that it was back to normal again. Have you changed your mind or was it only a temporary lull in dolly baiting? I was surprised that you were leaving it alone seeing as you did go all the way to Berkeley basically just to piss dolly off.
@Peter Grimes
Are you mad, or blind?
Once GF has put a stop to replies on a subthread, that’s it! Can only reply in thread – not under specific post.
As for “Sir Richard UpdollysBum!”
I have no idea what you mean. I hate Draper with every fiber of my being!
But you sound like a fucking idiot and a dunce, so I don’t really care. Go and rant your ravings elsewhere.
There seems to be a depth limit of 3, for replies.
So I write a one-liner which you disagree with at a time when there was no reply facility to your post and you produce the following several lines of rant whilst professing ‘not to care’. Keep taking the valium!
“Sir Richard Dimblebum says:
April 2, 2009 at 4:09 pm
@Peter Grimes
Are you mad, or blind?
Once GF has put a stop to replies on a subthread, that’s it! Can only reply in thread – not under specific post.
As for “Sir Richard UpdollysBum!”
I have no idea what you mean. I hate Draper with every fiber of my being!
But you sound like a fucking idiot and a dunce, so I don’t really care. Go and rant your ravings elsewhere.
I’m pleased to see non of them hold with that “speaking truth to power” bullshit
Soap dodger and oxygen thief, Dolly is a waste of space and we should move on.
£5000??? is that why he could only afford to be in Berkley on a park bench rather than AT Berkley?
Please buy my book. You can get it second-hand on Amazon now. I need the money…
Can’t get over the sheer amout of make-up that Gordon McGlobal has worn throughout the G20 Obama-Love-In. I reckon he’s wearing frilly knickers and a suspender belt under that suit.
Yeah, he looked like a Panto Dame; how embarassing that the rest of the world might think that he represents us! What a clueless berk.
ZaNu Labour is just like old Labour – Spend spend spend; let the Tories take the flak for the pain caused fixing their problems.
I. I. I. I have spoken with ( insert name of great importance or wealth ) and he/she agrees with ME, as indeed should hardworking families across the Global globe, that I am a danger to myself and others. We have made substantial progress and the President and I shared a cubicle when I went to the toilet. I shall be visiting him at Camp David with Camp Peter later this year. The Home Secratary is doing an heckuvajob and we hope to make a DVD available through myspecialisthmso.con by May. Only one Dray per Nag. Fuck you all and God bless America.
Guido
You should be very careful about slurring Draper over his qualifications. He states on his website that he is experienced in working with Children and advertises those services.
To do such he would have had to have a full Basic Criminal Records Check. This would have checked his qualifications.
He would certainly not risk breaking the law by lying or not getting a CRC check as the exemptions are quite clearly listed on the website.
anon 55
The fact that Draper may have had a criminal records check does not confirm that he has any qualifications whatsoever in psychotherapy or anything else.
All that a criminal records check confirms is whether someone has criminal convictions or not.
Criminal records check? Not a professional qualification records check then?
Not exactly, they would have checked that he had/did not have either a criminal record, or be known the police in any other capacity. A CRB check/enchanced check does not cover the duration or quality of academic qualifications.
Given that nuliebour incompetents (data-stick-left-on-train variety) run Basic Criminal Records Checks, little more need be said as to accuracy of same.
He will NOT have had to do a CRB check because he will be self employed and has no need to do so.
He may voluntarily have done so but this would be an enhancemenet to his credibility so you would expect him to advertise that fact.
He does not appear to have done so.
Nice one. That should set the cat amongst the pigeons.
Sorry I forgot to put my name to the previous comment.
Tra Laa!
ROFLMAO!!!!
Isn’t one of Ed Miliband’s special advisors none other than Polly Billington, former BBC (what else?) political reporter?
Ah, the politico-media cabal: incestuous to the core.
Ask the beard
‘To do such he would have had to have a full Basic Criminal Records Check. This would have checked his qualifications.”
Not true. Doesn’t check quals
Can you guys help me out.I cant remember which website allows you to print off qualifications in Psychology.
Did I tell you all that I am married to that very famous laydee off the telly.
Please visit my site and see how good I am at the interweb -look at me Im clever.
Being a professional northerner with a whiney voice wont keep the wolf from the door indefinitely.
Guido, we’ve all met people like Draper and learn to avoid them. Dolly is an unremittingly nasty piece of work and I’m beginning to wonder why you still spend time trying to demolish him when he’s already done and dusted. It’s only engaging with you that gives him any credibility in the blogosphere. Even I’ve been over to LabourList once or twice to see what all the fuss is about. Leave him be and let him stew in his own juices – he’s just about to feel the door kick his backside on the way out.
This is the first convincing point on Draper.
I like the Draper baiting because he is a Hoon and a kind of voodoo doll essence of new Labour.
But on the other hand, without his enemy Guido he is nothing.
Oh well.
The G20 FunBus will soon roll out of town and as the expression goes: “After the Lord Mayors Show…”
Jonah has started on his “global problems global soluuuuutions” speech. But Sarkozy is speaking at exactly the same time, undermining the dear leader. Oh dear
toenails has just asked a question and Clunk answered “im glad you aske me that…” PLANT!
Dont mention the qualifications or else.
Wheres my money you f**king evil little sh*t
You sound like a cheap gangster……..which of course you are, with the rest of New Labour.
All mouth and no trousers Derek. You keep making threats but the have no credibility. Go on and sue. I’d love to see how that plays out for you. I have absolutely no doubt that would end with you in prison for perjury.
It’s alright to mention the missus, but not the qualifications?
Good to know what’s closest to your heart.
ot
Just been listening to BBC Radio 5. In the studio waiting for Browns closing speech at the G20 were Fiona Phillips, Jon Pienaar, and Robert Peston, with Billy Bragg joining them on the phone.
Needless to say they were all spinning for Brown: what a great achievement the G20 has been, how the “agreement” brought about by Brown will help ordinary people around the world, etc etc ad nauseum.
Is anybody still fooled by this load of Labour shills at the BBC?
CROAB! Brown is talking utter nonsense. Everyone will go home today, the markets will collapse and some other labour MP will be found with his hand in someone else’s pants and expecting us to pay for it.
The performance by the Breakfast team on BBC1 this morning was toe curling in the extreme. They couldn’t wait to point out the “burgeoning friendship” between Brown and Obama. Total arse, almost bad enough to make me want to watch TVAM.
And I’m not sure why coverage of Brown greeting Obama arriving at the summit was considered more important than the North Sea helicopter crash. Surely it couldn’t be BBC bias could it?
Billy Bragg?
Oh! Billy, the ‘Solicialist to the Core’ Bragg, who found urban life a bit too taxing and piled up his money and went to live in rural Dorset?
That Billy Bragg?
Another left-wing fucking hypocrite!
Yer tiz, lifted from Old H:
Billy Bragg is a musician, of sorts, if that’s what you call the noise he makes with that shitty cheap electric guitar, not that it would matter if he was playing a ten grand Gibson Les Paul as I believe they are known in the trade, I don’t but then I’m just the Chairman and a millionaire publisher, all those desperate little local rags, Bugles and Advertisers and Couriers, own ‘em all I do, my ah so-called brother Jonathan may well hobnob with the Prince of Wales but I have the money. And the connections. An occasional columnist with the Daily Bizzarograph where he writes on stupid white man issues with a condescension rendered all the more breathtaking by his own fathomless vacuity, Billy Bragg is considered an expert on the couple of infantile songs with endless variations written if that’s the word by the legendary, shiftless, drunken wife-beater Woody Guthrie and considers himself a cross between Wat Tyler and Bob Dylan although he is nothing but an atonal mouthy Cockney phony.
No.
Where is stanislav when you need him? He has a great line on Billy Bragg.
So, yesterday McMental claimed to be “hours away from the final victory in the war on recession”…….anyone else notice that this did not come to pass?
I think we should allow Guido full latitude on Draper. If one snivelling little Labourlost clone can be taken out in full view of the public then fine.
We must remember that guido is doing us all a favour by exposing Draper now – there is the horrible spectre that he could be re-invented into a safe Labour seat after the carnage that will befall them.
There will be safe Labour seats, won’t there?
Also, it was cloudy today in England. I thought Obama was going to fix that?
And where are these tens of thousands of anti capitalists?
4,000 yesterday & a few hundred today does not sound like the grassroots common man movement that the BBC have been touting for months, all whilst trying to re-invent McMental as a “global leader”.
FFS he has not got a mandate from any electorate, let alone a global one.
pity really they were so hoping to invoke Civil Contingencies Act and suspend elections!
Fat lot of use Mr Obama was down on my vegetable patch. Rabbits are still eating the bark off my fruit trees.
Well, it’s past noon so I am up and about, but to be perfectly frank, not much seems to be going on, so I think I might call it a day now.
Exactly! and you have done sweet F A for months now
Who is Billy Bragg?
What has he done to be Kommentator in Rezidence at the BBC?
He sounds like one of those mouthy union reps.
Billy Bragg is a lefty musician who founded Red Wedge in the 1980s to try and dislodge Thatcher. He now appears every so often in the media as a Labour rent-a-quote personality, usually talking about the joys of multi-culturalism from his house in rural Dorset.
Is he not running the Dorset pasty outreach scheme as an adjunct to the Cornish embrace-diversity strategy?
A couple of photos. With mayor of london.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/richardjgibson/BillyBraggKenLivingstonNeilKinnocka.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/carsmilesteve/2614863337/
I believe that Dolly could end all the arguments about his qualifications by publishing a copy of the MA certificate. I’ve suggested this before, but for some reason he hasn’t obliged. Usually, if you intend to practice any form of health care, a copy of the certificate must be shown to a patient on demand. Now, have we got anyone here who is slightly unhinged, that we could send along to see him?
NO NO NO !!! FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!
GORDON IS IMPOSING HIS FAILED POLICIES INCLUDING GOLD SALES ON THE REST OF THE WORLD !!!
WE ARE DOOMED !!!!!!!!!
Great, the price of gold is ridiculous at the moment (I make stuff out of it), so a flooding of the bullion market would be nice.
On his site he mentions he does psychotherapy sessions with children. Who the fuck would want to leave their kids with a shady fucker like Dolly?
Am I alone in my hatered of the phrase “Fisting Stimulus”?
No, but then again you’re not Baron Mandlebum to who it probably seems particularly attractive!
The correct syllables, Sir Richard (29), very good.
The Tuscan Fawkes Battle haiku, a poor oeffort compared to yours but thrown into the mix here:
Wine swell’d guts
Set deep in huge flesh hills
Sumosized they sit and fight
Online
Has Dolly been officially given the boot from LabourListless yet?
Not quite. He’s still the editor of LabourLost, but he’s not allowed to write for them. At least not whilst using his own name anyway…
“Whatever is necessary” = “I haven’t a fucking clue”
Yes. how many times has he said it now? clearly clueless!
The needle is well and truly stuck!
He’s planned another meeting for later this year, Gordon clearly desperate to keep the “global saviour” narrative in the public mind coming up to the general election.
Would that be the Italian G8 meeting? Not wishing to be outdone, the eyeties (sorry, Derek, is that racist?) are making desperate efforts not to be upstaged so it’s now a free-for-all and being touted as on a par with this G20 at the Excel. Isn’t it good to know our livelihoods are in the hands of these feckin’ disgraceful muppets?
He’ll be scanning the polls, anxious for an upturn, while the oncoming Dissolution of Parliament draws ever closer…
Yes, although even toenails seems to have discovered some cojones. I suspect this may come back to haunt him as he has effectively promised yet another end to boom and bust, and we know what happened the first time.
The Trillion Dollar Man:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2009/04/the_trillion_do.html#comments
Feel free to give Toenails a reality check anyone.
McBust has just promised another trillion of our money, which we don’t have, to fund all this lot, which he hopes to get back via the IMF. So whatever debt you thought your kid was in, double it.
The only confidence I have is that Brown should go as soon as possible before he bankrupts the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Shit !! The Gordon Brown Tax Hoover is ‘GOING GLOBAL’…
I read somewhere that ‘dollys’ nickname comes from his resemblance to the famous sheep, it took me a while to see it, but here is a good example of the likeness I think that the ZaNuLab NHS Dentistry is particularly apt!
Sorry – can’t agree! The sheep is soooo much better looking!
So glad you care , even with my wonky teeth!
“Whatever is necessary” = I will throw other people’s money at any problems that I create without any limit
No it’s worse than that – see Hancock’s the Blood Donor. And then think about the IMF
I’ve not boned up (ooh Mrs) on this yet……However,
One presumes that Dolly neglected to mention that I may have rogered Mrs D when I was 17?
If he did, then pls accept my apologies in repeating this.
Yes, he’s just discovered the free market. God help us all.
SELL IMF GOLD !!!!!!!!!! The last time he tried that worked really well..
“The world’s gold is being sold to help the poor..”
If only it was going to help them..
But if it makes us even more beholden to the fractional reserve banking system, then THEY will have us by the balls which is surely the point..
Gordon Brown pledges gold sale. Wonder if the BBC will pick on the fact that the last time he pledged that it didn’t go very well. Something tells me not to save my breath
After 12 years of Brown in charge of the finances. aren’t we the world’s poor now?
An Asian Babe asks the ‘Boom and Bust’ question… Yay !!
400 Super Skunk smoking brain addled protesters left.
‘What do we want?- ‘Fuck knows’
‘When do we want it?’-'Want what?’
“I’ll do anything, anything, ANYTHING!!!!” is he staring in the west end next week or what.
“I will do whatever is necessary!”.. OK – so fuck off then. NOW
Hysterically one-sided? I have to agree. Nelson looks like a complete dickweed.
http://www.newstatesman.com/uk-politics/2009/03/cameron-nelson-tory-party
I had a bog ripped out of a Ma Beast property this afternoon by an old school plumber
NOW THIS IS FUCKING TRUE
I believe him, he is a top chap
He told me that he had done work for Prime Mentalist McQueen on many occassions and the utter Hoon used to call him and say
“Hullo , This Is Gordon Brown MP”
M fucking P?
How insecure do you have to be to announce that you are an MP when telephoning your plumber”?
The Beast is holding his balls in his hands telling you that this is TRUE.
What a pathetic little Hoon McMental is.
Said plumber is fucking off to Brazil with his Brazillian wife and son next year, I dont fucking blame him.
Re: the questions asked G Brown, Is it just me or didn’t we hear all these same answers about six months ago, why do I have the feeling we have been conned again, I wonder what the cost of all this flying around, free meals, extra security etc as cost us, and all we get is a load of photoshoots and handshakes, and any other shakes that have gone on. I really am fed up with this guy he’s a loonybin.
Guido. Stop arsing around, we need the *full* story on “Berkley”, and we need it now!!!
Theres an anti-quack blog that’s apparently been told by Wright institute that he has got an MA.
Chances are the story wasn’t interesting enough to really merit a day trip to Berkley.
I rekon “48 5Amp” has a good point.
Can we not move on. I don’t care about Draper – in fact never heard of him until I read about him here.
I’m going to turn in soon, get a bit of shut eye so that I can be up by midday as Friday is always a bit of a short day for us, want to be off by 2.
The continuing story of a man who really does not have to do much for £180,000 a year + perks!!!!
Shit, I almost forgot, I don’t work Fridays, I’m on a four day week don’t you know!
Has anyone else seen the large picture of the fragrant Celia Walden in todays Telegraph? She was carrying a sign which was obviously designed to piss off the soap dodgers. I wonder if the sinister looking individual next to her was Old Holborn? If it was him, keep your hands to yourself OH, she’s mine!
Hardly loony,
He has just announced that he is selling the worlds assetts to the global elite private bankers and then borrowing enough money from the same people – seeing as we now have none – to enslave us and our children and our childrens children in the shackles of never ending interest payments – - -
To the NWO, the end of meaninfull managable democracy and ID cards, abused terror laws, such as no photo evidence of your abuse permited, death camps, for those who resist.
Think I’m kidding, this is decades in the making.
They were happy with just the money and the hidden hand, now it’s comming to the surface – Godon and all the other international banker puppets are getting so excited at the prospect that they can’t help but screem New World Order from every orifice they can find. None of them want to be dropped as a naughty boy before the prizes are handed out.
Don’t believe me? ask yourself this simple question -
WHO IS GETTING RICH OF THIS?
You and your children have just been bought and sold.
I agree.
We are being harvested. Anyone that does not produce “yield” is going to treated as a weed.
Good to see that Dolly is back on the menu …
Boil the pot long enough & the scum always rises to the top …
Watch out – He’s out and about on a road near you!
Guido, Can you explain why Camden Council employees are not allowed to access your site but they can view Labourlost whenever they wish?
It’s most likely to be a policy of Camden Council.
Forgot to say…….Camden is no longer a labour stronghold. It is now a Con/lib run ship.
Let me get this straight – you’re suggesting that Dolly *should* have got Macintyre the Miliband job in a dodgy bit of mutual backscratching/logrolling/whatever? Wouldn’t you be complaining just as loud if he had done so, jobs for the boys etc?
No. Do you have reading difficulties?
Ooh FFS, stop giving the Dolly cretin so much publicity. Nobody gives a shit about him. Half the world’s leaders are in London, there are riots and you talk about some insignificant louse.
No way are we having that sweaty tramp on again. He had nits
Er, you use MacIntyre as an example of probity and then point out that he is an unreliable and flakey individual. What’s the story Guido?
Draper has a sort of vigorous fake credibility that scores pretty well in the rarified world of broadcasting. Guido’s vilification of him adds to that, turning him into a minor hero. On the other hand, with the public at large, I suspect he is seen as dirtying, both literally and metaphorically, everything he touches.
My conclusion is to say “press on”. Keep on feeding out little stories about him, maintain the impression of him held by the broadcasters, and make the revolting self-mobile tic-farm appear on the TV more and more. Each time he talks, each time he associates himself with Labour, a few more of their voters are put off and the repellant Brown is shoved a few further inches towards where he should be – the dustbin of history.
A well-timed coup-de-grace will finish him publicly, and more than a few faecal flecks of his destruction will rightly attach themselves to Brown at, for him, the worst possible moment.
Spit-roast Draper every day of the week (he will enjoy it), the bell end is a disgrace to the rest of us northern monkeys.
Guido, I read this post in the hopes of some actual devestating facts; but no, more in-yer-guido (innuendo…geddit?)
I am on your side, but please be less gossipy
You are in the wrong place, see the top where it says “tittle tattle and gossip”?
guido is right.
GUIDO IS THE MAN
Who is this “anonymous” and why does he/she have so many opinions?
[...] 13th, 2009 Guido Confesses The New Statesman’s James Macintyre, a regular lunching companion of Derek Draper, has just rang up to ask some stupid questions. One line of questioning was jaw-droppingly [...]