April 1st, 2009

View from Above


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    Al says:

    Oh nope he’s back to Sony, this time with a DSC-T50 with a bit of cropping in Photoshop CS3. Sending this one back to the intern eh?

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    Pugwash says:


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    Anonymous says:

    thats a pathetically small cigar. Call yourself a capitalist?

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    Anonymous says:

    Nice lawns up there Guido. Not much of a crowd.

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    Shit-Bag says:

    You call that a cigar, Guido?

    That is more of a cheroot than a bloody cigar, yer great girl’s blouse.

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    Demetrius says:

    Is this a cigar, or are you just pleased to see me?

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    Jack Sprat says:

    You are a plonker, Guido.

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    The Beast of clerkenwell says:

    It looks like a badly singed twiglet
    A little like your cock from what I have heard

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    Shit-Bag says:

    That isn’t a demonstration: it’s a group of people from the Jenny Scott Fan Club hoping to catch a glimpse of their heroine.

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    jgm2 says:

    Sunny day like today. Universities broken up for Easter. No reason for swampy not to show up and this is all they can manage? Capitalism ain’t dead. Socialism is.

    Nothing for it now but to wait for polling day.

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    Sauron says:

    Jump, jump!

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    NannyHewitt_Pride says:

    Don’t you know smoking is bad for you and you might set fire to something!!

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    Martin says:

    nice one Guido. Ignore the Nicky Campbell supporters. did you gob on any of the unwashed scum and BBC workers protesting?

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    monica says:

    I’ve seen bigger.

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    Bastard! Now you reminded me of what I have been missing from The Daily Politics.

    p.s. If I ever meet that cameraman who was trying to get a view up her skirt, I am at risk of lamping him.

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    Dave Spart says:

    I thought it was next week!

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    Anonymous says:

    So you’re on the side of Bankers!!??

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    Good pic, but not as good as Old Holborn’s pic now in the Guardian.

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    bron says:

    They thought April 1st would be more appropriate.

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    So is this the “roof top protest” that I heard about on SKY News?

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    norbert says:

    Is this what you call the no money shot?

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    Anonymous says:

    This demo is hideously white

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    caesars wife says:

    rolled on the thighs of yvette cooper clearly !

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    Anon says:

    nice one

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    Cock-a-doodle-doo says:

    There’s ash on your penis.

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    denverthen says:

    A man in a high castle (or castella – not sure).

    Fascist pig ;)

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    Monica Lewinsky says:

    Bill’s cigar was bigger than that!!

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    Prince Philip says:

    Why does that Hunt Gordon Brown attempt to have sexual intercourse with Barak Obama every time they appear in front of the press? I’ve never seen somebody so love struck before in my whole life!

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    Cato says:

    Looks like a prick but smaller!

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    Anonymous says:

    Long live capitalism!

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    Anonymous says:

    Wonderful to see how Gordon is described on tonight’s seating plan!!


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    Max says:

    Perspective, dear boy, maybe the cigar is large but the hands are huge?

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    That is because crack dealers and street muggers tend to avoid large concentrations of police.

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    Fucking delicious! says:

    Fuck the capitalist scum; shred the Fed!

    Fucking barrow-boys…

    Fucking dellicious!

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    Shit-Bag says:

    So begins the longest and most expensive general election campaign in history. Stand by as Brown spends billions of tax-payers’ pounds attempting to convince the electorate that he is electable and not a complete fucktard.

    Brown isn’t a man: he is a huge pile of ego.

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    Barak Obama says:

    The Duke of Edinburgh asked me if I could tell white people apart…

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    Dick Smith says:

    Taking the p*ss out of the taxpayer.


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    This should be right up your street:

    Failed politicians always go to heaven

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    The Duchess of Wotton Underwood says:

    “There is no exchange of gifts as part of the bilateral but the heads of delegations will tomorrow receive a “selection of produce that highlights British talent”.”

    Some kebabs ( no way Rudd’s is going to keep hot ) and a copy of “Creative Expenses” by P.P.V. Schmidt.

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    Duke of Edinburgh says:

    Gordon Brown’s well pissed off…he wanted to sit on Obama’s lap throughout the banquet.

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    anonymous says:

    A tiny glimpse into the difference between President Obama and our Prime Minister is available on the News – watch them return together to Number 10 – the President, all “hail fellow well met” goes up and greets the PC on the door and shakes his hand. Then the PM approaches and follows suit with some words to the smiling copper who then sticks out his hand, only for the PM to turn his back and walk on. A small vignette, but exactly why everyone thinks he is a c**t.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Was that Hunt Bono up there with you?

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    The Beast of clerkenwell says:

    The Rt Hoon Gordon Brown MP will probably turn up for dinner with his flies undone, same for shoe laces and that pink tie the knob jockey always wears,
    Probably some kind of poof code that he picked up in the Hamptons.
    Pink tie badly knotted and pulled to the left?
    I have read on wikipedia that this means
    “I like watersports, BDSM, and Peter Fondlebum

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    Anon says:

    not forgetting the tax duty increase on petrol

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    Anon says:

    you mean he isn’t???

    after today’s comments by Brown maybe they’ll share the pudding, one dessert and two spoons…???

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    Anon. says:

    Fuck off!

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    Anon says:


    He’s a huge pile of shit, Shit-Bag

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    Arnold Palmer says:

    You can’t argue with the Queen’s convening skills – that is definately the party to be at. Good show Brenda and the kids had a party earlier, bless.

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    Anonymous says:

    One of the traders couldn’t get into the building today as he was wearing his swampie outfit…serves him right the big girlie.

    Everybody was pointing out that most of the action today was by thirty desperate journalist’s with 12″ camera lenses trying to get pictures of the one show off anarchist (on weed no doubt).

    They better steam clean the pavements overnight to get the swampie smell out of the City. These scum have terrible toilet habits.

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    Those that can, do

    Those that can’t, go to the bloggers bash at the Adam Smith Institute.

    This is Old Holborn, your Libertarian correspondent on the ground, in thick of it, wishing he was selling soap at 3 for a pound..

    Now back to Guido, in the studio, wiping the gravy off his T-Shirt.

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    Anonymous says:

    …yeah, and where is the bubbly? No champagne…no comment.

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    Budgie says:

    No, why should Gordoom’s mates in the banks be supported? He’s doing enough of that already – with our money. But there is no reason to support a rag bag of ZaNu street thugs, neo-Marxists, statists and eco-fascists either.

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    Budgie says:

    Isn’t now illegal to take pictures of Knacker in Gordoom’s ZaNu Labour paradise?

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    Budgie says:

    Not forgetting the 1,000,000 plus jobs lost in manufacturing under ZaNu Liebore.

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    Anonymous says:

    £10MM police costs for 5,000 swampies.

    That’s £2,000 a head !!!

    It would have been cheaper to send the scum on an all inclusive round the world cruise…but then they couldn’t have claimed their dole money.

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    Grex. says:

    I was just sick.

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    So17 says:

    I hope the Police are so understanding with protesters at the ‘Britain is full ‘ Demo outside Lunar House Immigration centre In Croydon on Saturday about midday.
    BBC wont be there of course.ooh no dont do working people having a pop.
    Anyway saturday is the BBCs day off.

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    Downing Street Bobby says:

    Brown’s a Hunt…I fucking hate him!

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    Techno head says:

    Now Dianne Warwick I could understand

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    Grip of Onan says:

    And a bit of shit running down his leg, I really, really fucking hate Broon. It is now pathelogical and I can’t help myself. Am I alone?

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    Anonymous says:

    Even my 12 year old son spotted that one and commented “Gordon has got problems”.

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    3 Hour Lunch? says:

    Fat Bastard

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    jgrahamf says:

    Adam Smith – He’s from Kirkcaldy just like Gordon! And he’s got his picture on an RBS fiver.
    Put that in your speech haha

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    denverthen says:

    Did you mend some windows.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    …or did you push him over The Edge?….geddit?

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    urban stench says:

    Hits the nail on the head about today.


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    Photo shop is cr@p says:

    Hah, not only is the picture fed through photoshop, but this picture is half pixel size to the earlier iPhone picture, and nearly 50% larger file size. Someone needs photoshop lessons. Shall we chip in?

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    The BBC are vermin says:

    MSM realise that bonker Brown is barking.


    They’ve even got poofter pride/dolly posting there as dave dee and complaining about the article

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    Dick Tingly, Redditch says:

    I can’t wait for Jacqui to come home with her sexy new gear from Ann Summers. I hope she’s bought that new king-sized, jack-hammer strapon.

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    denverthen says:

    Yeah. Good that.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t get smug now Guido. Don’t get worse than those politicians you claim to detest.

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    Opinicus says:

    Did your mother never tell you not to smoke cigars bigger than you are or your ex girlfriends will write embarrassing kiss and tells

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    phil mc cavity says:

    did O’bama give gordon some gay porn dvds?

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    Mandingo says:

    My sympathies go out to the coloured Protection Officer stood outside number 10…..got himself a handshake from the President of the USA, then blanked by the Biggest Wanker in the UK.

    Mind you that hoon Brown probably never even noticed him. And if he did, he’s too busy saving the world to shake the hand of a common ol’ garden negro. He’s such an embarrasment to the country. At least that chap got to greet the President, so fair play to you mate.

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    Anonymous says:

    Very slim Guido…

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    Gordon to Barak says:

    Sir, I need to go for a poo

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    Anonymous says:

    Pathetic demo. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. At least we know that socialism is dead.

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    Lord Mandybum says:

    I prefer a fag.

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    Dumping Donuts says:

    There’s a Brown boy on the pan. Tra la la la lee.

    Remember folks – this crap started in America.

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    2 windows broken, yet we and our grandchildren are a trillion pounds in debt.

    I think I know who the criminals are.

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    Anonymous says:

    Call that a cigar?

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    nokia says:

    There’s someone down there with a placard saying, “Jump You Fucker!”

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    nokia says:

    He’s probably already had him.

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    I wonder if Brown has bought Obama some DVDs as a gift for his visit..

    I can recommend Raw Flesh 3

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    I think I would be taking a leak too……

    But it is hard to hold a camera, cigar and todger at the same time….

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    grobdj says:

    and not forgetting that we now count oil and gas extraction in the manufacturing figures to make them look better

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    Everyone else has a focus group, minority support network, outreach coordinators, liaison key workers and the like to get their point across….

    Oh – and at taxpayers expense

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    It is not “”the coloured” please…… you should say “black” …

    At least this week – according to my latest diversity course.

    I wonder if the cop would have had a handshake off Obama had he been white ??

    Having said that – if you were that Cop and Obama had shaken your hand – would you be bothered about the PM ignoring you….
    I wouldnt … Gordon who??

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    Raving Loon says:

    Did anyone stand near the weird hippy lady playing “Fight the power” by Public enemy at the BofE today? Didn’t mind it actually. An old bloke seemed to be getting into the swing of things. One of the partners at my firm dared us to wear pinstripes and a bowler hat to work, with a bottle of bubbly going to any one up for it. Quality drink if I must say so myself (hic…)

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    Anonymous says:

    looks like one of those cheap ones my grandad used to get in packs of 5 from the newsagent.

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    Out the Faerie Quene of Kirkcaldy says:

    How about this for a picture of unrequited love. Warning, sick bag needed.

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    Tingly Dick says:

    What ex girlfriends. The fat wanker hasn’t got any.

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    Straight talking Mancunian says:

    Shouldn’t it be Afro-Caribbean, or maybe Afro-British?

    Fuck it let’s just call a spade a fuckin darkie!

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    grobdj says:

    Anyone see Nick Robinson put the ‘it all started in America’ question to Obama

    Thought for a moment his breakfast was coming back up

    Meanwhile Obama’s thinking ‘I thought it started in Scotland???’

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    ABBA says:

    Brown turd on the bog
    La la la la la
    There’s a Brown turd on the bog
    Laaa la la la la la
    Brown turd on the bog
    La la la la la
    He looks like a sugar in a plum, bum, bum.

    Show me a motion
    La la la la la
    Gordon, show me a motion
    Laaa la la la la la
    Show me a motion
    La la la la la
    He’s got something stuck up his arse, arse, arse.

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    Anonymous says:

    Anyone would think Gay Gordo had never had a black boy before

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    Anonymous says:

    This is hilarious –


    Even the porn industry is taking the piss out of the supposed Home Secretary


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    Richard Timney, Redditch says:

    Did someone say money shot?

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    NuLabia = Major’s Tories

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    Anonymous says:

    Has poor Gordon missed another photocall through being otherwise disposed on the bog?

    Perhaps he should call in Dyno-Rod to unblock his main drain?

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think they allow them on Cape Cod.

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    Dick Tingly, Redditch says:

    Do they do gay porn? I’m not really interested in the straight stuff. After 15 years living with Five-Bellies I think I’m on the turn.

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    Dirty Box says:

    Wow what a warrior you are Guido.

    Standing about a mile away from the action at the top of a tall building smoking a very small cigarello, hardly D-Day Dawson is it?

    Get back to what you do well which is bashing McMental.

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    A Voter says:

    And can you?

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s either Draper or some tramp.

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    So17 says:

    The Royals God bless em had class.
    A Copper told me a story about when he was posted outside Clarence House
    It was custom for the housemaids to bring a mug of tea to the copper in the security box.
    being a little busy reading the Evening standard he didn’t notice that it was the Queen Mum brought him his cuppa till after she had walked off giggling.
    She was also very pleasant to myself on a casual visit to the Lords tearooms.
    No camera oppurtunity just a very nice human being.

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    Anonymous says:

    Another example of Labours incompetence


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    Anonymous says:

    You’ll remember the drill, Guido. Touch lit end of cigar to slow match and run like buggery. Just try not to get caught this time, eh?

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    denverthen says:

    Wrong thread…see below (if you want)

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    Anonymous says:

    This damning report is released today, a good day to bury bad news

    Labour have f***ed everthing they have touched


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    denverthen says:

    Fair point, OH.


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    It took 15 years? You’re a tough bastard indeed

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    Anonymous says:

    Or how about this header display from the website of the most notorious ‘Jazz Mag’ supplier –


    Hahahahahahahaha too

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    Anonymous says:

    Entering No10 Barack motioned his wife to go first then followed her, Fuckwit almost elbowed Sarah out of the way so he could be behind the chosen one.

    Even my wife who is very easy going said “what a pig ignorant man”

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    dolly draper says:

    seriously, thats a face of some one who is either A) autistic, or B) has some form of special needs…..either way the guy is a fucking retard

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    Anonymous says:

    and a bogoff on Sky porn

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    Martin says:

    “…Why does that Hoon Gordon Brown attempt to have sexual intercourse with Barak Obama every time they appear in front of the press? I’ve never seen somebody so love struck before in my whole life!…”

    I think Gordon looks at Peter Mandelson like that.

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    Anonymous says:

    You can see why look at how many stooges are on the payroll and pension train: http://www.lsc.gov.uk/aboutus/organisation/managementteam/?page=1

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    Martin says:

    Was Fatal Attraction one of the 25 DVD’s Osama gave to the nose scraper?

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    Anonymous says:

    Double that

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    Bob A Job says:

    Class is something our unelected PM doesn’t have an ounce of, along with integrity, decency and the backing of the ordinary people of this country.

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    Rt Hon G Brown says:

    How dare you make fun of my special relationship with my very special friend, Barack Obama. Britain and America together are best placed to weather the economic storm, which started in France. Now excuse me, I have to get back to saving the world, with the help of my able young apprentice, his most royal majesty, King Barack of Obama

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    peter says:

    gordon doesnt like girls!

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    Alexander McQueen says:

    Anglo-Saxon is the new black.

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    Nubile young Brazilian lad says:

    Sometimes Peter looks at me like that…..

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    Rebecca says:

    Guido does not have a “todger” it is worn put from over use having watched “raw meat3″ far to many times. The sin of Onan takes it’s terroble toll yet again

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    i like gold says:

    i like GBP

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    H says:

    Is there a difference?

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    Anonymous says:


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    H says:

    I may have misheard, but I think Jeremy Paxman just referred to Saint O’bama as an Anglo-Saxon!!!

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    Rebecca says:

    All canibals should be #### on sight.

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    So17 says:

    ‘Raw Meat 3′ ho ho ho, This has got to mean Mr Smith is a closet homo.
    If my missus thought watching a Bum Fun movie would get me in the mood I would tell her to fuck off.
    Mrs Smith watched the film on her own….mmm the thick plottens.

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    D503 says:

    As budgie says, it’s more who you’re against than who you’re for.

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    Merv King & HRH The Queen says:

    No the country is with you

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    i like gold says:

    come on the pound

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    Dr Who says:

    Was Jeremy scared by Augstin Carstains the Mexican Incredible Hulk.
    We have our Incredible Sulk …Nokia Thrower

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    cripple says:

    I’m a little teapot,
    short and stout.

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    La tricoteuse says:

    Why did the police keep the protestors bottled up in front of the Bank of England? Were they acting on the Home Secretary’s orders, trying to engineer unrest by not allowing protestors to disperse?

    The protestors argument would have been better directed at the true denier of their democratic rights – the Great Larder and his freeloaders.

    Now, someone is dead, thanks to government grandstanding. Time for an election, …. or the tumbril.

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    Mummy x says:

    Thankyou muchly Urban Stench.
    Mummy x

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    gypsy dog handler says:

    and bob geldolf can fuck off

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    Bendy Wendy says:

    Who is Jane Asher’s sister talking to our Wee Dougie on Newsnight!?

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    Anonymous says:

    Anyone would need to stand at least a mile down wind from that swarm of pongy job dodgers. A strong cigar would also help.

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    Inhaling says:

    At the Coq d’Argent?

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    Anonymous says:

    Just got word from someone at the protests, the police have killed a protester. He was struck repeatedly on the head and upper body and collapsed and died a few minutes after getting up and staggering away.

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    Prescott Pride (?) says:

    You are so right nanny. All those three thousand pikeys protestors put at risk due to passive smoking.

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    Oscar says:

    Maybe but Obama is becoming more like Brown every minute.

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    Dagenham Dave says:

    Too right, what this country needs right now is some random bloke poncing around in tight blak duds and a mask for the cameras.

    Spare a trillion for a cuppa tea?

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    Anonymous says:

    Maybe it was a black thing?

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    Anonymous says:

    Call that a cigar? That’s just a jumped up fag.

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    Peter Mandelschwein says:

    I can’t allow myself to be spoken of this way.

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    GetTheFkOut says:

    Is Guido Fawkes a West Brit?

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    denverthen says:

    We’re all teapots…

    With spouts.

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    Anonymous says:

    If it is true that the police have killed a protestor, it is a sad day, and maybe tomorrrow will not be so peaceful I am afraid

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    Behind the curve says:

    Would your mysterious source “someone at the protests” be sky news perhaps?

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    Jon1 says:

    looks true


    “Climate change activists pitched tents and anti-war campaigners held a rally.

    There have been 63 arrests, with some police and protesters injured. Later, a man died after collapsing, police said.

    He was found unconscious near the Bank of England and two police medics were unable to resuscitate him.

    At 1930 BST, the London Ambulance Service took him to a hospital where he was pronounced dead.”

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    Not a sad day at all says:

    Hahaha, killed by the police? Far more likely that after a decade of inactivity smoking dope on the sofa for 15 hours a day old swampy’s ticker couldn’t take all the excitement.

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    pp says:

    Cut the complaining – I believe that was a Churchill before the young american lady re-rolled it in her own unique way She is clearly almost as tight as brown claimed to be.

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    Anonymous says:

    What looks true? That someone died?? Big deal. Cry me a fucking river. Any suggestion of police involvement is so obviously a wind-up as well, designed to get all the students and hippes wound up. Best not get too enraged though dears, apoplexy could well strike again and is so tragic in one so young.

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    Chen says:

    Non-government news sources have a somewhat different take on events:

    “The protester was understood to have been close to the police cordon at the Bank of England when he stopped breathing just before 7.30pm.

    Another protester raised the alarm and police crossed over to help him, but were targeted by missiles and forced to move him to a clear area in front of the Royal Exchange where they gave him CPR.”

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    Unglaublich, unbelievable, encroyable says:

    Shock, horror. Is someone trying to say that the protesters, those brave and selfless representatives of the principled elements of society and guardians of the weak, may have somehow *gasp* impeded the rescue of one of their own because they didn’t want to stop fighting the good fight?????

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    Andy says:

    Anonymous 1:05am and other thick people.

    Need you be reminded what happens other EU countries when protesters are killed either directly or indirectly by police.


    Yes, I’m crying a river for the man who has died in London on the street during one of the protests.

    Lawful force vs Lawful Protest. Discuss.

    Most people in the UK are not in the UK Police Or Army and don’t work for the UK state (though 1 in 5 do apparently). So my money is on the “most people in the UK” winning this one. They cannot all be killed for protesting.

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    Bank Haulson says:

    Quite right, Andy. If the two are linked and police action was the cause solidarity marches will be the result.

    Moscow, Paris, Athens….

    And all those on here who sound off like they are too high and mighty to back the real cause of today by mocking those who turned up…Up yours! You devious little Hunts will be on the scrap heap when the majority of the good take a hold.

    Ponder on that.

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    Techno head says:

    Hee hee

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    Sadman Hussein says:

    1. Protesters Rock. They’re bothered to haul ass, spread messages, have fun and keep cool in the face of Police provocation and the enormity of their task. Anarchists of both left and right persuasions seemed to stay calm focused and on the main message: This thing we call money, is fucked, has fucked us too long and has to go. Money is a myth, an imagination of debt, no store of value, breaking down as a medium of exchange and making us ever more dependent and enslaved upon each other in devilish contracts, rather than the free trade of goods and services we have a government colluding with the worst aspects of free enterprise and spitting on the best whilst wringing it’s hands and promising to do more.

    Protesters stand up to that and say no. Fuck you. This is ours and you are wrong, in spirit – mind and being. Money can make you high in this world, it can let you travel, make and break laws, murder, buy and exploit people – but for all that – it doesn’t make you free… and it definitely doesn’t buy happiness. These people all knew that, and all wanted to do something about it, and tried to send a message to the leaders – that we are not dumb to their designs anymore. They rocked.

    2. Protests suck. Protests are dead. If it’s to be a media carnival – let it be our media carnival. The police have it fine tuned now, and they have managed to turn what was a fun, intellligent and peaceful show of dissent into a supposed carnage where: only a couple of windows were broken, one policeman and one protestor got badly bonked on the head – and a FUCKLOAD of people got the message: protest is dead. Why, because as I saw as I went to protest, but being fashionably late I couldn’t. Freedom of movement was dead. The protestors were made prisioners in their own protest event, and if you weren’t in the ‘main party’ of head boppin – you weren’t coming in sunshine. Oh no.

    Protests have become moribund and self deprecating. You can’t do anything but stand around and shout, maybe strum a guitar, show a banner, chalk up the pavement, or get rugby tackled – assaulted for using spray snow on the pavement to write “Love the police” and furthermore get questioned as to your political motives for doing so. Erm? What? Duh – it’s to say the majority of protesters like and respect the police and are grateful for their public service. They don’t like the enforcement of corrupt, venal and murderous laws against natural rights – to pen in those who are just desperately crying out for social change and being spun into monsters in the media or better still ignored… then you see… protest is dead. Protest events are the new order of things. And it’s a sad order, but from that at least I believe new and better innovations of pushing a better agenda for the real commonwealth of us all can come. Protests we never going to be the solution – they were just ventings of frustration often, but now frustration cannot be vented, even with the smashing of every bank on Earth it couldn’t – and a lot of people felt that today – and good change will come from that sadness and anger. So – Protest events? Let’s continue to try and make them better and, erm, get there earlier or schedule later? Like the day before? Or even after? ;)

    3. The Media Lie. I mean really really lie. The only ones rioting were not at all necessarily ‘mindless thugs’, or ‘hooligans’. They might not have even been anarchists who smashed the place up – but who cares? It wasn’t anarchists who alone wanted the banks smashed. It was socialists, capitalists, democrats and unaligned people generally unafraid to “think different” and come together to shout for a better deal. They smashed the bank because the bank had smashed their lives, their chance of freedom and self determination, they smashed it because there is no credit anymore – no goodness in the city and this society of men, simply bullshit and lies, politics of the imaginary, around the economics of reality. They smashed the Royal Bank of Scotland. They couldn’t smash – The Bank of England. They tried – and they failed. The old lady – the miser – the thief: Laverna who courts the worst of thieves, whores, and traitors to the common people – those whose only produce is money and the control of it’s flows and effects. That wasn’t reported. The fact these people were on the streets not to hate, not to beat police or smash property – they were there for you, for children both dying and unborn, they were there for themselves and the faint hope that we can be free and if we come together to solve the problems there’s no one who can keep us down.

    The Media Lied. They knew the intent and the message the protest carried, but engineered with police and the literal corallment, and then censorship of any protesters even being visable – but they got their footage, they got their three second clip of the iron pole going in. They got middle England tutting before sleeping, lamenting the young and their lack of love for Queen and Country. (O.K. maybe not the Queen) They couldn’t show the real messages being displayed on the streets, the lack of fear and awareness out there that there is something deeply evil nd wrong in the methods of our money madness… and that following the rabbit down the hole of debt, is just going to kill us all. But you didn’t hear that on the news – if you did – you might have said ‘blimey’ and had an original thought.

    And Mediafags don’t like that. You don’t get paid for that. Social media, underground media, alternative media… doesn’t matter shit. The literal airwaves are owned, the tubes are tied, and they definitely are checking your emails. But still, whilst they can operate, plot and collude against us all – and under Chatham house rules of silence and complicity assume their global brotherhood above our own – then we know they are wrong.

    G20 is leaders meeting to discuss world problems. Here today we now know: The fact they can, wish to, or do meet to discuss world problems, like they are at the G20 is the precise wellspring of the problem. Think Local, Act Global. Not Think Global, Act Local.

    There is a war on now. There is a revolution. There is hope of real change beyond obananaramaisms and snotty brown catchphrases. The fight is on in your own intellect, soul, and waking dreams. The weapon is your life. The ammunition is your spirit and strength of character.

    Don’t spend it all spouting and suffering. What ARE YOU doing? Hoons. These figures are fakes and the whole thing was a media farce. Grow up. You got trolled by the beeb. Guido got trolled by the refrigerator. You can admit you’re all wrong, can’t you?

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    the truthfairy says:

    they kept 1200 people captive for four hours at least. that’s 60 times what is legal. Reports indicate more than one person had to fake illness to be allowed out – with their frequent rushes in the face of no provocation the Police deserve nothing less the denouncement for their passive aggressive detainment and limitations of the size of the protest. It was a shameful charade made to quell dissent through sinister sheep herding tactics, and nothing about protecting property or people. So it ncost 20 million. put it on my expenses. you may as well just ban protest and have done with it. faggot.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    You obviously have no life if you have the time to write all that.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Too boring. Didn’t read.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Douchebag, the police didn’t kill him. Now go fuck yourself.

  175. 175
    MonkeyBot5000 says:

    I haven’t forgotten. I also haven’t forgotten him trying to tell me that it wouldn’t matter and look at at all the good it will do for nice middle-class families.

    I’m still not sure what’s most insulting though – the fact that he did it or the fact that he though we were too stupid to notice.

  176. 176
    Bob Bob says:

    Hope it isn’t.

    Hope Brown’s private militia get what coming to them.

    20 years in the making. All the cover-ups.

    Hillsborough, Stephen Lawrence, de Menezes.

    Justice comes in the end.

  177. 177
    Anonymous says:

    get a life…

  178. 178
    Gordon Warwick-Hunt says:

    Not forgetting the proportionally huge hike in Corporation Tax last year for the smallest businesses in order to fund a reduction in CT for the big boys.

  179. 179
    Budgie says:

    When Obamessiah treated McDebt like dirt in Washington, you would normally expect some coolness from Gordoom in return, or at least a straight down the line diplomatic relationship. Instead McBust fawns on “my mate Barack” to an extremely embarrassing degree. Interesting. Is this the bully syndrome or the hostage syndrome or is it another?

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    Nice one mate. Thanks for ruining this blog with your ego.

  181. 181
    Diversity says:

    Yes. It should have been a genuine Havana from the Castro family’s place – Cuba they call it.

  182. 182
    Aethelred says:

    Something about anarchy?

  183. 183
    Aethelred says:

    This is England you are talking about, not some dodgey mediterranean shit-hole.

    We don’t do fascism, we don’t do communism and we don’t do anarchism.

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    “Money is a myth”

    No, it really does exist. I just bought a sandwich with some.

  185. 185
    Bobby G says:


  186. 186
    Rich says:

    Could you smell the great unwashed from up there?
    I could even smell their stink through the TV.

  187. 187
    Rich says:

    Sorry but I should have out my comment here

    Could you smell the great unwashed fropm up there?
    I could even smell their stink through the TV.

  188. 188
    Rich says:

    Better and cheaper if bulldozers were used to clear the streets of these scum.
    I bet many of the Mummies and Daddies of these demonstrators will be buying their dear little student kiddies, cars and a holiday to help them through the difficult times after all that hard work during the winter term.
    They are like many students and professional demo yobs, loud, selfish, stupid, self centred and in it for the violence to enliven up their boring little lives.

  189. 189
    Bank Haulson says:

    Take from the people…And they’ll do pretty much every fucking thing your scared of.

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC really are reprehensible gobshites are they not? Regarding the dead protester (regardless of your opinion on the protests) when the news broke last night he had collapsed and, while he was being treated, police officers were subjected to a barage of bottles. On their website this has now morphed into the dead man having bottles thrown at him THEN collapsing. Fucktards.

  191. 191
    Sadman Hussein says:

    Just as I thought – you right wing losers have less intellectual probity than your labour opponents.

    Enjoy keep propping each other up! Traitors.

  192. 192
    Aethelred says:

    You don’t have to be right-wing to have contempt for nulab.

  193. 193
    Aethelred says:

    “Take from the people…And they’ll do pretty much every fucking thing your scared of.”

    Who the fuck are you? Pol fucking pot?

  194. 194

    […] a little louder had that been the case). It could have been Guido Fawkes staggering home from another bender […]

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