The Burnham Blog Regulation Bill
Labour MP Tom Harris has the details on his blog, however Guido wants to clarify one point. When Andy Burnham referred in the Commons debate to Guido’s unexpected support for the Bill (see previous They’ll Have to Prise the Keyboard Out of Guido’s Cold Dead Hand), it was of course support only in jest – and incidentally a breach of confidence by Burnham, since this was a jest made in a supposedly off-the-record consultation in his offices, following his request for a meeting.
Since this blog is hosted offshore, published by an offshore company and written by a foreign citizen, it won’t really make any difference to Guido – unless Britain invades Ireland again. You can’t regulate Guido, ask Mrs Fawkes…
Burnham has a lot of spare time, then, Guido?
I think that should read:
Guido has a lot of time on his hands then?
Another dead comedian??
He’ll have even more spare time after June next year.
Burnham, that is.
not as good as ian dales post guido but worth an effort
I thinbk you’ll find that Clause 0104 of the Bill does allow for the Secretary of State to issue a Statutory Instrument permitting the use of armed forces in former colonies and member EU states in the event that enforcement of a BlogASBO is required.
Goes to show how you can’t trust a Liebore politician.
And you can bet your boots that the whole meeting was recorded! I hope that you were not unintentionally indiscreet, Guido!
Andy Burnham is a trout
Dougie Alexander is a halibut
Gordon Brown is a species of bottom feeder
Gordon Brown should be battered and deep fried.
Jacqui Schmidt is a slippery eel.
what do you expect? We’re talking Liebour politicians aren’t we?
You are an April Fool Guido and I claim my free glass of Margaux at today’s City lunch
Guido old chap – you really must learn that when a Minister invites you to his Office, it is to shaft you in some way or another – consider yourself shafted…
Oh dear! Harris has blown Iain Dale’s alibi.
Dale’s blog says he was stranded at Leicester station but Harris says he was in the Strangers Gallery. Another domestic brewing?
Why can’t Mrs Dale just fuck off.
I see that Tom Harris helpfully links to Mrs Dale’s blog using http://iaindale,bogspot.com/
iaindale,BOGSPOT.com – very amusing.
Twat face Brown at this moment extolling the vurtues of O’Bama, how he has cvhanged America and will therefore change the world ad nauseum, sick making, pleasure derived from O’Bama’s presence on these shores and how pleased he is and will be to fawn at his feet – fucking diabolically shit
Don’t know why Jacqui’s hubby paid £10 when he can watch this that for free, which is obscene even if not usefully pornographic.
What was the ‘introduce Obama to my friends in the British media – Toenails, yes?’
God, Brown has that rictus cum grim face – what a Hoon.
….it won’t really make any difference to Guido – unless Britain invades Ireland again.
Well, I wouldn’t put it past him..
Plan to seize control of Turks and Caicos approved by British MPs..
Times Online
Britain has never invaded Ireland.
Get you facts straight, Guido.
Tony
Not yet
Did Brown just say Green collar job creation?
Yeuccchh.
I think he has swampy in mind.
Think Andy Burnham must have water in his ears following his free swimming launch for the great unwashed yesterday.
ZaNulabour control measures again – how on earth are they going to police this crazy idea and attack on free speech?
You carn’t even keep terrorists out of the country.
Buch of Hoon’s.
April Fools
Come on you can do better surely Guido.
Did anyone hear the complete jerkfest that was Gordon Brown’s introduction with Obama this morning? Before Jonah got onto global “souuutions”
Brown is an embarrasment. Tried to crack a joke about “my friends in the media” in introducing Toenails.
Toenails then, incredibly, gave a smackdown! “Brown blames America, is he right?”
Other than that, the monocular mongtard has waffeld through the usual vomitous platitudes.
“People have lost their homes, their jobs and their homes”. Erm….?
That was a good one. What’s happened to Robinson? Doesn’t he know you mustn’t embarrass the leader?
The ‘Global solutions’ count is going through the roof. Gordo just did six ‘Globals’ in one sentence.
Sollyoooshuns, surely?
It all seemed a bit staged to me – Toenails primed to get awkward question out of way. Tom Bratby was good though – Gordon gave him a right telling off, boy, he was cross!
Hang on, we have already lost the ability to call a hoon a hoon on here!
when is that Hunt Myners resigning? Where is the thieving McNulty hiding? Is Smith the fattest cat in the House of common thieves?
Has snotty got his mobile phone switched on again in the news ‘conference’ / spin thing?
Probably.
I’m surprised he didn’t trip over his shoelaces on the way back in.
Why have we been lumbered with a Frank Spencer tribute act?
Trip over his shoe lace, and end up “accidentally” burried up to his nuts in Obama…? He’s probably saving that little routine for somewhere more private.
Does one assume that PMQs has ben cancelled as the Monocular Mongtard will be saving the world?
Mcavity, Mcavity……
PMQs are programmed for noon.
http://www.parliament.uk/commons/index.cfm
Smashing. In that case, I shall stay here and spout invective before heading off for lunch.
Typical New Labour: they seek to regulate with new legislation but as soon as the bill is passed, they’d wash their hands. There are probably existing laws to deal with some dodgy blogs. Libel laws are very tight already.
PS How’s your FOI request going Guido, about McBride?
Does FOI apply to foreigners?
what’s the date again?
If you aren’t a British citizen, why do you refer to “our money” when talking about MPs’ expenses?
Bill d’Sarse – Like EVERY WEDNESDAY.
And I sense that some people on here didn’t get Harris’ joke
Looks like I’m one of them. Doh!
Sarah Brown looking veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery fuckable this morning
Such a waste
Watching Jonah on delay but at 10:31, classic quote from Brown:
“You know I was in Brazil last week and I think President Lula will forgive me for saying this. He said to me when I was leader of the trade unions, I blamed the government. When I became leader of the opposition, I blamed the government. When I became the government, I blamed Europe and America”
So true.
Then back onto the global problems global solutions mantra. Is anyone counting the “globals” this morning, it seems to be going through the roof
On this day of all days…
Diary check everyone.
When is the MSM going to pick up on the fact that Jackquebab’s troughing hubby was watching gay porn? The media never had any compunctions about pushing the gay angle (or ought else) when they were exploiting Tory scandals, so why the sensitivity when it is the Labia lot?
The next time he is staying in his “main” home he can take a midnight walk through Clapham Common, that’s what all Labour politicians do. Isn’t it?
Gordo just said England will beat Ukraine. Back Ukraine Now.
The Devil’s gone Nobel. Guido’s gone insane. Jackboot’s gone shopping at her own expense. Anyone would think it was April the fucking first or sommat.
Oh wait…
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Live Chat Brown Obama
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What happens when New Labour put an Australian type blocker on sites deemed to be unsuitable for the plebs? Not much point in being offshore if your content is blocked from even being seen here.
Cancel my last it’s over, Doh.
Just switched on tv to pravada 24hr and his royal lowness hm gordo brown is having a lovefest with the messiah obambi ,so it’s all about polling scores and pr and f*ck the US and Britain,selfish b*stards.
Gordo just said he exchanged tips on using the treadmill with Obama – and which one would that be you fat hoon.
Obama obviously doesn’t know Brown at all. He thinks he has integrity!! McDoom whittering on about watching Obama in the gym. I think he is going to have an orgasm.
Put the following comment on the Tom Harris blog – will be interesting to see if they censor it:
“Just been watching the stomach churning Brown meeting Obama. Doesn’t idiot Brown realise what a revolting and ridiculous figure this self appointed PM cuts on the world stage. I would rather sit and stare at a lump of steaming pooh than watch the puffed up Brown brown nosing Obama!
As for Blog regulation – just blog off back into your disgusting little ZaNuLabour hole and put in an expenses claim for some porn – be a good little NuLabour trough swiller and forget about this Blogsphere nonsense. You see, it is all about knocking our corrupt, top heavy, interfering, bossy, nanny state establishment – at the moment that is you, Labour – and don’t forget it!”
As I knew it would be, my post was removed – so Tom Harris is censoring his own blog – that means that comments exposing the corruption and venality in ZaNuLabour won’t see the light of day in his world. After midday now, so no more April Foolery today!
From Tom Harris’ Blog
…In fact he and I had discussed the Bill earlier in the day after I happened upon him, Derek Draper, Alex Hilton and Tim Ireland having a jovial and relaxed meal together in the Terrace Canteen…
The essence of a good spoof is to mix something utterly beyond belief with the merely unlikely.
Is this an April fool?
If not being an Irish citizen won’t help.
They have the European arrest warrant now.
It might be an April fool for today but tomorrow it could become another of the 3000 new laws this crowd of t*rds have enacted.
Oh Tom Harris is a bastard, April 1st? I’ve aged 5 years reading that.
But the fact I assumed the worst for ten minutes says it all about how confident I am in Labour’s guardianship of our civil liberties.
It is the 36 hours bit that really gives it away, plus the thought of Dolly being able to sit down cordially with any of his political opponents without them having the entirely understandable urge to clock him one.
Is Gordo gay?
Oh yes he is – he minces like a proper queeneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Long been suspected – just look at the way he walks with his buttocks clenched. But then he did get married – was that a marriage of love or a marriage of political convenience?
APRIL 1ST, TODAY!
JD.
Quote… “But blogging can only benefit and prosper with the official stamp of approval from HMG.”
…like everything else has under this Government?
Just watching the “riots ” on Pravda is it half time or is this just a police overtime day out both sides seem to be playing to the cameras
watching obama is seriously uninspiring and he keeps saying ‘er’ which is unfortunate.
‘Er indoors has gone out shopping today. More bloody DVDs for this fat twat.
Is this an april fools joke?.
Incase it isn’t i’d just like to say:
Andy Burnham FUCKOFF AND DIE YOU SNIVELING LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!!
I agree. I’m 99% sure its a April gag. In case it isn’t I’d like to say Feck off and die to our expense swilling ZaNu Liebour overlords and their w**ker offspring.
Nu Liebour = Financial Social Legal and Moral Incompetence and Malfeasance.
Galloway? Go boil your heed!
Al Yamamah
The simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play.
Arms to Iraq
Please let this be a joke! “War on Terror” they are winning if we keep closing down on freedom of speech
“War on Terror” has morphed into “War on Recession”
Traditionally april the first is a day for jokes and japes — however I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Labour didn’t actually consider it a good day to bury bad news.
AF jokes are usually obviously so in retrospect – and you feel daft for having been taken in.
But this is so entirely plausible that there is no humour in it at all – even given the date, who can say that this isn’t in the minds of our masters?
I am sure anyone could find half a dozen *true* stories about the government that are less plausible than this….
Today it might be a joke. Next week they’ll be deadly serious. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Live Chat for PMQs here, Guido?
Well, i’ve just got up and I see that there is not much happening, I might call it a day.
Tom Harris has just raised considerably in my estimation – excellent self-effacing poisson d’avril stuff.
But, the scary thing about his blog was that the trick was not immediately apparent.
Unless they are being ironic (cough, cough) there are a lot of cynical dickheads on here.
Hunt of you Hunts didn’t realise that today is 1st April, Hunt got mad at the that Hunt Harris. Hunt of you got him mixed up with Geoff Hunt? Hunt is it that said “He Hunt laughs last laughs best”………Hooooooooooooooooons
Just watching that patronising bitch Patricia Hewitt on the Daily Politics – thought she had been done in years ago.
Shut the fuck up now.
Was it not the Nurses or teachers or Womens institute who did her in? I cant remember other than the fact that she was done in big time !
people …even if it is an april fools…they are deadly serious, and guess what, it will happen under labour, why ?…because they will not be voted out
(my heart breaks to say that)…as people are still too “uninformed”
labour have the power…and they are not going to let go…no matter what the people want
the postal voting “fraud” will be on an inimaginable scale come the general election (if snott gobbeler calls one),
you can call them hoons and c-unts all you want on the blogosphere…..but it matter not one jot !
there are too many “diversity coordinators” that want to keep their non jobs, and gold plated pensions, to let labour lose the election.
wecome to airstrip1 people.
No live blogging then?
Use this as a PMQ thread and replies/rants below….!
No doubt about it – they don’t like these blogs up ‘em ! That’s my boy Guido.
By the way: anybody else furious over the choice of Naomi Campbell being a guest to the G20 evening banquet? What were they doing inviting a confirmed criminal? Maybe an attempt to line up some coloured faces? Could have been worse, could have invited Alistair Gobby Campbell.
Garnier just asking McTwat how long till myners falls on his sword!
A withering put-down from the PM.
Gordon’s on form today!
Fuck off. Please?
ha ha ha you nutter!!! mmmmmmr speaker lol wait for the hand tremble
Rather you inspect his stools than me.
PMQ’s here PMQ’s Live Chat
McBust receives his first planted question of the day. Who gives a shit about fucking asbestosis when the economy is going down the pan?!
Cameron starts well by talking about expenses amid jeers from Labour Hunts.
Cameron is a hypocrite, he would claim more expenses if he weren’t an Old Etonian toff!
Broon needs to show some fucking leadership on the issue rather than wasting yet more public money and time on trying to save his own skin with the G20.
You still look like a fucking giraffe – you two faced lying bitch.
She may be a two-faced lying bitch – but she’s an upper-class two-faced lying bitch, pleb!
gordon is stuttering again……
How many have fallen for this April Fool gag? It certainly made me laugh…once I saw the details!
McBust trots out a list of countries to emphasise the fact that he is looking for “global solyoooooooootions”
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PMQ’s Live Chat
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I see that some funny fucktard has linked order-order.co.uk to lieborelist.
honestly, grow up draper you dishevelled, posturing tramp.
Grow up yourself and get a sense of humour!
physician heal thyself?
I promise to laugh when you’re swinging from a lamp post.
Guido, have you not noticed today’s date?
The Home movie Sec. appears to have something between her teeth. Still, it’s better than the bogey she was struggling to shift a couple of weeks ago. What is it with NuLab and nasal concretions?
Just chewing on a butt plug my lady.
Saw her yawning when McBroon was drivelling on. Why is she still there? When will McBroon dig up his moral compost and sack her (and McNulty)?
A hoon is a hoon is a broon. I’m off to the latrine if I can get that dumping PM out of there. Sounds like Desden is getting it again. On second thoughts, I’ll give it 10 minutes.
gordon clown to world….buddy can you spare a few billion. I’ll even bring my own wheelbarrow?
If I roll over and show my tummy will Master Obama tickle me?
Testiculating – to wave your arms about whilst talking total bollocks
i.e. “Did you see that Hoon Draper Testiculating on Channel 4 News the other day?”
Like it!
Labour’s Denis Murphy asks a friendly question about the success of a firm in his constituency. Mr Brown promises to visit it.
They’re doomed!
It’s an April Fool, you donkey.
“terrorists” are defined under Schedule 1 to the Bill as “anyone who pursues a persistent pattern of anti-social or irritating behaviour, such behaviour to be defined as double parking, parking in parent-and-toddler spaces at supermarkets, talking loudly in cinemas or any other activity as defined by the Secretary of State”.
This is a fucking joke?
April Fool!
I warned about this months ago. The Labour party know the people are talking, they know their not getting a psotivie light and they know the only way to stop it is to prosecute bloggers. As the NAZIS jailed journalists and priests now Labours Stazi want to silence bloggers.
Guido. Hope you don’t go for a walk anywhere remote!
DUH! Just read the Harris piece, And when I got to Blog off I finally realised it was a joke. A little slow on uptake today.
Harris should know about censorship. When He posted the article about single mums he only let fluffers posts through.
Me and my BBC friends really do have pooh for brains. Sorry about that everyone.
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