Rich’s Monday Morning View
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Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
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PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
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Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Blame the subordinate. Typical NuLabour.
are they not blaming the son who is denying it to a Tabloid saying his fat arsed lying toe rag of a mother is making him a scapegoat to save herself. Funny that Labour are good at scapegoating as the Dunfermiline BS Chairman can verify.
The MP who submitted these expenses. Talk of who watched the film is a smokescreen. Is there anyone who Jacqui won’t allow to take the blame for her decisions?
pity it wasnt a flick from europe–the imagination could run wild.
porn here is cencored —just ask harriet harmon
BBC News flash! It appears that Ms Smith is completely innocent as the BBC has discovered that it really was David Cameron who sneaked into the house for a quick hand shandy over ‘Bankcock Lady Boys Do Brussels’ then billed it to the completely innocent Smiths.
From Littlejohns column
I think it’s time we ALL had a General Erection.
Frank P, King’s Lynn, UK, 30/3/2009 0:11
hat tip Frank
Labour’s odds aren’t the only thing lengthening in Jacqui Smith’s Redditch seat”.
Neither’s Jacqui’s nose
Geez, in Rich & Mark’s view – if the lass had hayfever and promised a blowwy, it’d be declined. Carcarian Carcarius – bite yer cock off if the kebab sneezed.
Jacqui’s husband looks like a long term benefits claimant.
He reminds me of dolly.
The recently-installed / replaced / re-cuprinol’d wooden fence affair looked nice. Wonder how much that cost and who paid for it.
Installed at public expence as a ‘necessary security measure’ most probably. As will have been other ‘target hardening’ and a little wooden hut for the poor bloody coppers to sit in whist guarding the place 24/7.
I thought that with his little tidy beard he looks like Noel Edmonds fat older brother.
Can’t wait for the joint Brown-Obama G20 Press Conference…our Gordy will want to talk about his Global Vision but the UK Press Pack will hound him throughout about NuLabSleaze!
Next up, Sarah Brown’s Rampant Rabbit slipped in under the wire on the PM’s exe’s?
How do I replace the bulb in a fleshlight? It must have broken in transit.
We start to understand why she is so hostile to lap dancing bars, probbaly worried to old man will charge a private dance to tha taxpayer, by mistake, easy error to make, money will be repaid in full, no she won’t be resigning.
Then again, let’s not be too hard on the poor bloke, if you were married to Jackie, wouldn’t you watch porn
Indeed, it would appear that Jacqboots is legislating in a manner that would appeal to a mouldy old fishwife who’s errant husband needs reigning in.
I don’t think she is impartial enough to occupy her position. He has form and she obviously has ‘issues’.
According to Sky News, as her aide, the expenses would be done by the man himself – Richard Timney.
This would point to, either him being a total numpty or a cynical cheat – although I feel both apply.
Having said that, it is hardly surprising that he watches porn – the thought of Jackboot lumbering into bed, naked, is enough to put anyone off.
Wouldn’t it be the fact that they normally claim for it – it was just that they were caught this time.
As cringe worthy as this all is, her claiming porn on expenses, I can see that it could be just an oversight… it shows just how flippant they are when it comes to expenses, going through all their bills to see what they shouldn’t put on rather than what they should, but we all knew that already.
What angers me more is the £1000 antique fireplace or the £500 kitchen sink she has knowingly and intentionally claimed FOR HER FAMILY HOME! Why the fuck are we paying for such items? Her husband lives there full time – how much did he contribute to the costs?! If they’re in desperate need for heat & a sink, and the taxpayer HAS to pay, then £20 will buy a 2 bar electric heater, and £50 will buy basic stainless steel sink – if they want anything extra they can buy it themselves out of the fucking salary we give them both…
Fucking c*nts, the lot of them.
Is there no law about being a fuckwitt whilst holding public office?
Jaqui Smith should be charged with the possession of a gormless public sector face
Her talents should could be better used running an Asda staff canteen
Asda would never employ such a fuckwitt unless it was to clean the puke in the toilet.
I heard at least one news report state that she was out of the h(H)ouse at the time.How do they know that?? If a complaint was made,do you think they would say they meant THE House?
Funny that because previously they could not work out how many days in a week she stayed there but suddenly Labour scum know shw was not there at the precise moment 12 months ago this film was purchased.
Do they not see how stupid this is FFS
They don’t do deductive logic
That had me gaping – how very precise their information becomes when it suits them.
I’ve just paid £11k to HMRC in tax and now I know it went on a fucking sink, antique fireplace and porn. Great – what an incentive to pack it all in and go on the dole.
Boy am I pissed off.
This is not a time for soundbytes, but I’m sure Timney will forever regret being touched by this particular hand of history…..
Ha!!!
This is my favourite RichAndMark cartoon to date. It will be on my call centre cubicle wall later today.
It is interesting that when this matter was raised on the news, Channel 4 news referred to the films as “pornographic” but the Beeb called them “adult”.
Hmmmm…..a subtle but crucial difference.
With the Beeboids if it had been a Tory MP then is would have been rated a Pornographic X rated fringe snuff movie. Cnuts!!
BBC R5 already doing the daily phone-in but redirecting the subject to a generalised discussion on porn rather than the Home(s) Secretary’s Expenses.
Bunch of maggots
But the R5 callers are not wearing it
It took them long enough to get to ‘Adult movies’. The Beenoids started with ‘Pay Per View’ then it was ‘Premium Content’
Not it’s all the fault of a Tory Mole. Plans for dawn raids and arrest warrants being drawn up now
Will they put them in the same cell as Mr Green?
Time I think for HMRC to start checking these expense claims. That way we can understand how legal they are, not how just not breaking the rules they are. I wonder if illegal rules are still rules?
That fat prick Pienaar is on R5 as I write this telling the world that it was simply an error by an underling and not by Jackboot. He says its not important. She signs each and every expenses form, so I have read.
Even if she doesn’t – it would have been her “advisor” – Mr Jackboot. Wonder if he was researching for her.
The fact is that we are talking about two crooked shysters. She claims money for her sink and fireplace for her family home, employs her husband, rips us off for every penny she can get and has the bare-faced fukin cheek to turn up for work today. If she had a scintilla of integrity she would resign.
McNulty still hanging on. Cohen actually saying “fuck off taxpayer” I’m entitled to claim my main home is a caravan in Suffolk.
Cnuts the lot of them.
comments are posting as an hour earlier – didn’t your clock go forward Guido?
The Irish can be a bit ‘slow’.
Well it is “British Summer Time’!
If Timney is an employee (£40k) and Smith is his employer, surely he has committed a crime by defrauding her of the value of the porn. Is there not a case for Knacker to investigate?
Why has no-one questioned why Smith pays Timney £40k? How much does a secretary earn in her constituency? Even a specialised legal secretary say; £20k max? Double troughing!
This is all very unfair on Jaqui Smith.
It was a simple case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand was doing.
brilliant !! but you are assuming he’s right handed . well WTF ! that’s agrat post
Members of the General Public also “off message” – Ungrateful ****s !! – the BBC have found that 5.8 million in public sector jobs and therefore in secure employment(?) are NOT spending to finance Brown’s fiscal stimulus and that they are unlikely to do so before 2010 and are paying down debt NOT increasing it. “What are you doing with the money?” asks Phil Mackie “Saving it !”comes the reply “because you don’t know whats going to happen in next few months do you ?”. If people in “secure jobs” are refusing to spend then Brown and his fiscal stimulus is in BIG trouble
The public understand the cure better than him and will not be persuaded to spend spend spend by either Brown or Obama.They want the debt to be reduced not increased.
Spot on! The public do understand!
Now is the time, above all, to “get some fat on your back” … unless you’re Tacqui Smith, of course!
I’m not spending because interest rates have tanked and my interest income is now therefore sod-all.
61 weeks to the election…
Funniest cartoon for months. Good work!
but I’m allowed to claim for a handyman
Actually you have to feel for JS.
While her husband was up North watching adult movies, she was in the back bedroom of her sisters tucking into her kebab.
It’s a sorry tale of them being appart, if they’d been together Reg, or whatever his name is, wouldn’t have to have been undergoing the pleasures of Onan and instead could have been tucking into Jacqui’s lush, plump kebab himself.
i think i’m going to throw up
Why do we have as Home Secretary a woman who looks like a painting by Beryl Cook?
LOL!
It’s what happens when you put working class in charge.
The inferior becomes autocratic.
You’ve nailed it! This resemblance has been nagging, unidentified, at the back of my mind for some time. The wan savagery; the cunning, half-concealed by chubbiness; the matronly arse deserving of a fat KICK.
The people in the Beryl Cook pictures have more character.
This one…
http://www.leadingartevents.co.uk/images/MyFurCoat.jpg
Where have all the Labour trolls and stooges gone? Re-grouping after the weekend or too ashamed to show their virtual faces here?
Carefully checking their expense claims, no doubt….
Nah
They’re all using the cyber-scrubber to remove the evidence…
Yeah where are Harman Pride and Ambrose Silk ??
Come on guys get posting some defense to all of this and give us a laugh.
Much as I detest Timney. He obviously prefers the Smut Channel to the real thing with Jacqui. So we can at least conclude he has excellent eyesight…..and an over developed right arm…probably.
‘but the BBC is crap so I’ve got to pay for it’
The curse of Jonah strikes again in Southampton
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4242691.Thanks_a_lot_Mr_Brown/
To be fair, southampton was always a bit of a desolate shithole….
There ain’t much other than a thermonuclear device that could improve that dive.
Still is.
Yep. Went to college there. Total dump in the 80s….
Mr Timney pictured recently…
What a wanker.
The fact that we are all reduced to discussing the ten-cent handjobs of the Home Secretary’s husband-advisor should tell us something of the point on the trajectory of steep decline we have reached at Nu Labia’s faecally-contaminated hands.
This is like the moment in Scumdog Millionaire when we get to swim through sewage in order to stand coated in shite in front of our new hero – Cameron! Hope it’s worth it.
The date that these porn fims were viewed was a Saturday.
Jacqui Smith is normally at her constituency home in Redditch at the weekend, so is she lying about not being in the house when the films were watched?
Is her husband taking the sole rap for something that she also was involved in?
remember they cannot tell you how many days she stays there for the benefit of 2nd home allowance but they can definetly say without fear of contradiction that she was not there 12 months ago on a Saturday night at 2103 precisely.
See all makes sense when you think about it.
Maybe that was the night that she was watching Desperate Dykes with her sister.
Radio 5, rather than debating this issue this morning are turning the subject around and asking punters what they would do in the situation. Nice bit of DEFLECTION on behalf of their NewStassi chums eh? Fuck the tv tax fuck the bbc
NewStassi motto – if in doubt, deflect it – bastards
Are we not jacqui Smith’s EMPLOYERS/
Can’t we just SACK THE BITCH?
My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand
(Chorus)
And thats why
I’m a wanker
I’m a wanker
And does me good like it bloody well should
I’m a wanker
I’m a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd
I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the I prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free
(Chorus)
And thats why
I’m a wanker
I’m a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I’m wanker
I’m a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd
Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I’ve got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind
I’ve wanked over Italy
I’ve wanked over Spain
I’ve wanked in an omibus
I’ve even had a wank in a train
I’ve used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat
(Chorus)
And thats why
I’m a wanker
I’m a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I’m a wanker
I’m a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd
Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I’ve pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind
Isn’t this one of Shakespeare’s earlier works?
I’m sure I still have that single in the loft.
“Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free”
Not free but obviously claimable from the tax payer.
‘well … er … I’ve got my hands full with the pricks at the HoC … so …’
Ambrose Sulk taking a day off today hmmm? Harman Pride as well, nothing to say? Labour Pride too, cat got your tongue eh?
Traa haa!
New Labour = Porn on expenses
I am fully prepared for my taxes to go to the provision of Adult films for Jaqui Smith’s husband. In fact, I see it as a charitable fucking donation, the poor Hunt.
But why do we have to buy her a £500 stone sink? The porn was a bargain compared to that, and the two washing machines, and all the other expense AV systems we bought the lovely overpaid Smith family….
Surely on a combined income and expneses of over 200k a year they could have bought these themselves???????
WTF? have I gone totally mad??????????? This is total Arse.
I just heard Harry Cohen MP say that he expects Smith to resign this week after the summit.
After the next GE Cohen’s main residence really will be a caravan in Suffolk
Good. Hope it gets washed away
Jacqui watched the porn films
According to the Daily Mail, the films were watched on 1April and 6 April 2008
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165670/Jacqui-Smiths-humiliation-Minister-face-axe-claiming-taxpayers-cash-husbands-pornographic-films.html
Ms Smith is claiming not to have watched said films.
Something was bthering me, so I looked up what she would have been doing on these dates. 1 April was a Tuesday. and she was probably staying at her main residence in London (aka her sister’s spare bedroom). 6 April 2008 was a Sunday. That would make you think that she was at home as she normally travels to London on Monday morning. Not so as Parliament was in recess for Easter from 3 April until 21 April 2008. I presume then, she was at home as I know not of any MP who, just two days after recess and on a Sunday, would be anywhere else but at home or on holiday with their nearest and dearest.
So she didn’t watch the films.
In the the words of a Royal. My arse she didn’t.
Oh she’ll get caught out because she is so fucking thick, gone by the weekend, she’ll be sacrificed to cover up the cyclops’s fucking disaster of a G20 summit.
Spot on.
In that case we can expect days of this tripe from the Beeb, interspersed with a few breathless quotes from Pienaar explaining how the G20 has gone surprisingly well considering that everybody thought it would be a disaster only a few days beforehand.
Brown talks up the G20, then pundits talk it down:
Is this the ol’ double-shuffle?
Will ministers announce that they ‘got exactly what they forcast from the summit’?
The thought of watching porn with Jacqui is enough to send a shiver down your spine.
One of the two films was “Raw Meat 3″, a gay porn flick. Do you think this is the one Jacqui watched on the Sunday?
I would have thought that lesbian stuff was more her thing though perhaps she does like watching young men get screwed up the ass?
Raw Meat 2 is the best one – its got Gordon, Mandy and a pre-op Yvette Cooper in it.
She said this;
“I am sorry that, in claiming for my internet connection, I mistakenly claimed for a television package alongside it. As soon as the matter was brought to my attention, I took steps to contact the relevant parliamentary authorities and rectify the situation. All money claimed for the television package will be paid back in full.”
A couple of points – Firstly the films were pay on demand were they not? Why has she referred to a ‘television package’? This would suggest that the claim is for a subscription to one of the porn channels
Secondly, why on earth would you pay for the soft porn you get on satelite/cable when they hav an internet connection. Have they not heard you can watch XXX fisting/bukkake/scat for free on Porn 2.0
She either has Sky or Virgin (fnarrr) TV, which require a monthly subscription. The porn films were charged separately on top of this…
What is does show, however, is that she quite happily claims her basic tv subscription charge on expenses. This is for her family home… why are they not paying this themselves, the family quite obviously use the service! Is it really up to the taxpayer to fund the entertainment of politician’s families??
I’m surprised the Labour apologists aren’t going after the whistle-blowers on this. Breach of security blah blah…. Betrayal of trust blah blah…. Right to privacy blah blah…. .
Just watch. Somewhere in the bowels of parliament some poor bastard is going to be awarded a P45 for their public service in bringing this to our attention. And if it was leaked via a Tory MPs office we can expect another raid to divert attention.
We all know what a stupid vicious bitch that Smith is. I’m really beginning to hate her now. I’d tried so hard to keep my hatred pure and undiluted for Brown but it’s just starting to leak all over the entire Labour party.
remember 1997
labour–whiter than white
didnt they mean
filthy sleazy money corrupting expences 2nd mortgage porn for free party
Already underway. The times is reporting that the Police will be called in because of the leak of information. Funny when the Labour Hoons were in opposition GB himself admitted to taking a leak (Haha)
Labour Hoons
I post on here about once every 6 months, and I get this message, “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”
Could be worse. Harman Pride gets a “fuck off you Hunt, we don’t want you leaving your scumbag comments here” message every time.
Harman Pride is a Tory central/Daily Mail spoof. Designed to increase your blood pressure to boiling and recharge your resolve to spread the word of the evils of this government of national destruction. Because dumb fucking lunatics like that really do exist. And they continue to spread their vacuous lunacy. See Polly Toynbee for details.
But Harman Pride is just a troll. A wind-up. And bloody funny for that reason alone.
Yeah, I posted on yesterdays site and got the same message – but, my comment did not appear..
Post it again. It’s two people trying to post at once that does it.
As world leaders began gathering in London, the Australian Prime Minister disclosed that negotiations over the level of a fiscal stimulus needed to prevent a worldwide depression will take place at the following G20, which will not be hosted by Gordon Brown……PALLET LOAD OF NOKIAS REQUIRED FUCKING ASAP!
‘it was a mistake, I meant to order the Nigel Griffiths movie’
It is not entirely clear, did she just refund the wrongly claimed expense, or was the subscription for the porn material also cancelled?
As Home Secretary(for the time being) she has a responsibility to enforce the Law, but with such a poor grasp of rules and regulations how on earth can she be deemed fit to hold such a responsibility?
And where is Ms. Harriet Harpy-Person. Surely she ought to be calling for this squalid matter to be referred to the “Court of Public Opinion!”
phwoar!
PS Anybody know what’s going on with the Dunfermline Building Society? Okay, it’s being taken over by the Nationwide but why?
Is it really so fucked that it has to be taken over? From what I hear their chairman certainly doesn’t think so. Is it all part of Labour’s grand plan to formally nationalise the entire Scottish economy and cement their voter base for aone thousand, two thousand, three thousand year reich?
If so it’s the most expensive gerrymandering in history. 55 million English taxpayers being looted to buy a hundred thousand Scottish votes. Unthinkable, but it is starting to look that way.
The chairman asked for about 20 million. Darling stated on Beeb news he needs 80 to 100, 000 and could not service the debt.
The question is who do you believe? That nice honest , butter would not melt in his mouth, cuddles puppies Mr Darling or that horrible nasty Building Society chief that kills and eat’s babies
Tough one Huh?
We have just had an office circular instructing us to work at home Wednesday / Thursday and caution for Friday due to the expected trouble in London. Only if you have to come in to the London office do so and if you do come in no suits, ties briefcases etc.
Apparently the quote from protestor groups is transport is to be targetted and anyone looking like a Banker etc. Protestors are also indicating the ExCel centre will be so heavily protected little can be done there but not enough security for the streets of London so expect mayhem with the quote ‘they will loose the city of London’.
This does not sound good at all.
You
As much as I think the world leaders have fucked up and failed us all, I have bugger all sympathy for the rent-a-mob great unwashed scum-shite who are looking to cause trouble during G20. As if they’ll make any fucking difference. If they get out of hand I hope the police crack skulls with a vengeance, and we see Docklands decorated with blood-stained white dreadlocks, kheffias and Inca-hats. Hunts
“blood-stained white dreadlocks, kheffias and Inca-hats. ” Are you suggesting the Timney creature is orchestrating this?
If it is legal for the Prime Minister to claim expenses for Sky Sports Premium Channels why not “Horny Suburban Housewives”? I’m sure it will be a damn sight more exciting than Bolton v Stoke.
Try this for a comment. It’s all the Tory Boy John Moore’s fault. Who he? He was S0S for the DHSS and made such a crap job of it that he got booted out and the Dept was split in to. He was my MP in 1986 – only 23 years ago.
“Labour left-winger Harry Cohen said that MPs had been told “Go out boys and spend it” when the present system was introduced under Margaret Thatcher in the 1980s.
Report said the MP listed a single-bedroom schoolhouse in Colchester, Essex, and a caravan on nearby Mersea Island as his main home.
The Mail on Sunday calculated that since 1990 he had received a total of £310,714 in allowances.
Mr Cohen said the arrangement had been cleared with the House of Commons authorities.
He said that the former Conservative minister John Moore had told MPs “Go out boys and spend it” when he introduced a big uprating of the allowance in the 1980s to head off a pay revolt by backbench Tories.
Mr Cohen said that he had taken full advantage of the arrangement ever since.
“That is exactly what John Moore said on behalf of Mrs Thatcher to her Tory MPs. That makes it part of my salary,” he said.
“It really is part of my salary in all but name. That is what it exists for.”
Yeah! It’s all Margaret Thatchers fault! I really do think they’re settling for 28% now. The knee-jerk, class-war vote that Labour can count on. Hence the Eton Tory-boy jibes for Cameron (and now Hannon), the ‘millionaire’s manifesto shit and the constant reference to Margaret Thatcher the hate-figure of the left.
They’re going after the Labour Al Queada vote. ‘The Base’. Hey, we destroyed the economy, bankrupt the nation, started an insane war in Iraq for no good reason at all but we did ban fox-hunting so that’ll cement that 28%.
I would so like to be watching all this from a properly run country. I’d be laughing my fucking head off. As it is I’m in the UK-Gulag with the rest of you wondering what new lunacies the fucking imbeciles will get up to fuck up this fine, sunny Monday morning.
So the Tory Party – the redoubt of evil and greed as far as Labour is concerned – suddenly becomes the fount of sagacity in the matter of MP’s allowances…
These MPs do actualy believe that in comparison to a US senator or Congressman they are hard done by.
That fact that an average MPs constituancy is about the same size as a Senators back garden doesn’t come into it.
It’s the Smith boy I feel sorry for.Having been caught in a wank compromising situation myself as a teen,even the suggestion it was him is enough to die of shame.
Worse still your fat aged parents. AAAAARGH.
I’ve always been worried by the uncanny resemblance she has to the late Les Dawson. It’s the teeth. I reckon there’s Smallpiece DNA in there somewhere.
Was the film called, “No if’s, no butts”?
This is caused by Ms Smith writing everything down on expenses. So when her husband decides to download some porn to make his lonely existance a little less lonely, whilst she was living in her London box room, err, sorry, main residence, the films are paid for by the public.
I remember Phony Bliar telling us about Iraq having WMDs. He was wrong – the WMDs are not in Iraq, but in Westminster and are called the Government.
No-one nor anything could come close to the mass destruction of Britain than ZaNu Labour.
Even The Grauniad says she should go
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/mar/30/jacqui-smith-mp-expenses
The Smith business is hilarious – I’ve been smiling all day every time I’ve thought of it. I expect most of the country is too, to say nothing of Johnny Foreigner. How the woman can show her face in public after this is beyond me. McUckoo should give her the boot now if only to preempt the episode further undermining the G20million meeting as world leaders fail to concentrate on “business” for sniggering amongst themselves about what a lot of hoons these British are.
But let’s not rationalize the affair over-much. As Guido has already made the point that for zanul abour it is more wicked to expose wickedness than to be wicked in the first place, I’m off to print off a car sticker.
“IT’S SOOOO HARD FOR JACQUI SMITH”
I want to see these everywhere.
was one of the movies
in the brownstuff
or
bog roll babes
or
hitting pay dirt
or
i could go on and on about porn movies and brown stuff
I guess that’s what you call a ‘money-back shot’.
Meanwhile over in the parallel universe that is the Guardian – some c*** is saying that as the assistant to the home secretary it could be argued he was involved in legitimate research !!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/mar/30/jacqui-smith-expenses-pornographic-movies
he was, he was looking for stuff on brown not brown stuff, poor sod just got confused!
Jacqui’s husband masturbates over porn films, Jacqui masturbates over all that free taxpayer money she gets (the money shot)!!!!
Jacqui And Her Red Itch Problem
Redditch-Hot Poker
Bareback Mountain? More like bare faced fucking cheek.
Jacqui Does a Mandingo.
Poor Jackboot should boot out the Kleenex King and then move to South Africa.
Jacob Zuma (ANC president and President (designate) of South Africa) is looking for a seventh wife who will then assume the duties of fist lady.
There will be a large brideprice of many cows from the royal herd (most are not mad and only a few have “foot in mouth” disease.