Guido laughed when he saw the crack on Tory Bear about the shock of Iain Dale turning down a TV appearance. Guido laughed even more when he saw that GMTV had found a substitute politician to take his place. A nice younger politician called, errm, David Cameron…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Brown, this Jaqui Smith “Wankergate” is going to take you down if you don’t sack her
Have you got any courage left Gordon? or are you a ball less Scottish version of a Ladyboy?
She will be sacrificed after the G20 debacle.
Wankergate won’t take Brown down any more than his total destruction of the UK economy. It’s just a humorous diversion for most of us. The problem ain’t 60 quid in gentleman’s relief TV. It’s the 100K plus per year she claims for dossing with her sister. And the efforts she went to by calling in plod and ransacking opposition MPs offices the last time some mildly embarrassing piece of theft leaked out.
That’s the fucking problem.
The whole ‘nothing to hide, nothing to fear’ mantra that her and her evil bastard fellow-travellers have been ramming down our throat for the last 12 years and then, as soon as somebody ‘outs’ them as fucking thieves then they’re going after the whistle-blower.
This fucking government running ads ‘We know where you live’, ‘It’s only a matter of time’, ‘You’re in the database’, ”Inform on your neighbours – phone 0800-GRASS…’. But as soon as one of them is in the frame they’re looking to blame the fucking whistleblower.
Pure fucking evil.
Not evil, just very, very stupid.
Hmmmm. I’m not convinced. To be that fucking stupid I’m not sure that she’d be able to breath without a machine or ‘eat’ without an IV drip. That wouldn’t stop her getting elected for Labour in Glenrothes of course but I’d have thought her Labour party in Redditch would see through somebody on life-support.
Naaaah. Their evil is pre-meditated. They really see nothing wrong with their persecution of the majority as a solution to the ‘sins’ of the minority. We should all be grateful little citizens and sign away our individuality for the good of the collective. And then, even with the evidence of thousands of individual council actions, where surveillance laws passed for the express purpose of tracking fucking suicide bombers and suchlike are abused to, for example, track parents attempting to get their kids into a ‘good’ school without borrowing several hundred thousand quid they don’t have to move into the catchment area this fucking evil government doesn’t revisit their idiot laws.
They don’t acknowledge that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. That while they, personally, would obviously never dream of abusing laws, crushing dissent or monitoring the entire population (yeah, right) they are guilty of putting the tools of oppression into the hands of those with no such scruples.
Naaaah. Pure fucking evil. With a dash of utter stupidity perhaps.
“Naaaah. Pure fucking evil. With a dash of utter stupidity perhaps.”
I stand corrected.
’100k a year she claims for doccing with her sister’, Maths not a strong point is it?
Tra laa!
Have you got any courage left Gordon? Never had any to start with
or are you a ball less Scottish version of a Ladyboy? Yes.
As has been pointed out on PB, Jacqui is perfect as home sec from Gordon’s point of view. She has no leadership ambitions, she will be out at the next election, and can just take hit after hit. ZNL had lost too many home secs (mostly to DD’s efforts) and this one is just going to stay there cum what may.
Believe the Pimp, this is pure Evil.
I’d just like to make it clear that Miss Smith is the worst constituency MP in Redditch’s history. She’s also a completely hopeless, embarrassing Home Secretary.
I am not being paid to say this.
My other home is a park bench.
Going back to the 40k assistant’s job
If he gets made redundant as her assistant perhaps he’d be entitled ask for a week’s pay ‘in hand’
Or a back-hander to go quietly.
And Iain Dale criticises Mr Wheeler for seeking publicity. The man twitts so much about what he is doing he just loves it.
His blog used to be really good. Giving good political stories. Now it is ME ME ME and a story inbetween ME ME ME.
Does anyone else feel the same?
Absolutely, he should dump twotter its gone to his head.
Twitter is for narcissistic arseholes. Jonathan Ross, Iain Dale… etc
Totally agree. I’ve given up on Dale’s Blog – list after list and self promotion the whole time. Best stick with Guido.
Not me. Johnny.
Haven’t seen a list in the recent past. There was a rash of them and that ‘guest blog’ essay attempt months ago which I truly hated.
Iain’s is a lot more personal than Guido’s so guess that the ME ME ME element is going to pop up now and again. It can be very amusing though – that Cliff Richard revelation was a hoot.
Iain Dale is so far up his own arse he qualifies to be called Toenails 11. His faux humility, camp self promotion and petty pouts are an utter bore. Always advertising his ‘virtues’ and calling attention to his ‘tough’ stances. Fucking prick.
I never thought I would say this but I hope Tim Ireland nails the narcissistic blouse.
a little bit, yeah.
his blog has imporved a bit over the last week, but very definitely not as good as it used to be.
trouble is, its not where he earns his money, so he can’t devote all hours to it.
Yeh but I see Ben Shephard interviewed him and not Mrs Draper.
The interview was quite “mild” by usual standards – no criticism. I particularly liked when Cameron was asked about his proposed meeting with Obama – “Well as Leader of the Opposition you let people know that you’re available to see them but the G20 is obviously the “government’s show . Although it was nice to get a phone call from President Obama asking if I’d be free to meet him if he dropped by”
That in itself is very revealing about the Obama White House’s view on Brown more than the set of “crappy” DVDs they gave him when he called earlier this month
Brown must be almost incandescent over this. O’Bummer all but dismisses Brown, but seeks out Cameron. Must mean the demise of several Nokias…………
I understand that Brown is unhappy with all of his new mobiles. He has discovered that they all have a very irritating feature – they all come equipped with a loudspeaker, so that he is put in the totally unwanted position of being able to hear bad news.
Guys, I have been a real fan of political blogging. I have followed this site and Iain dale’s closely as well as other centre and left blogs for balance. All have a great deal to offer and a unique opportunity to offer insight and commentary unencumbered by the normal machinery of political correctness and censorship. I do fear, however, that the value offered by these blogs is being significantly devalued by the endless infighting between the bloggers themselves. Why can’t the guys focus on what has made them interesting and successful and resist this decent into juvenile name calling and squabbling?
This is teasing not squabbling. Some of us enjoy vendettas…
Agreed! The plethora of vendettas over at the Telegraph blogs have made them virtually unreadable……..certainly unenjoyable.
got any dirt?
phone this number!!!!!!!!
http://www.nao.org.uk/about_us/concerns_about_public_spending.aspx
Cameron? Cameron who? Does he have a blog? A Tumblr, even?
Amidst the justified outrage at troughing MP’s cast your eyes in the direction of Africa. Our own dear Madonna has decided to rescue another of mother Africa’s unfortunates. And all in the name of
publicitycompassion. Perhaps our Jacqui could adopt, say a tramp. I saw one on the telly just this last week arguing with a fat bloke.Guido, after seeing you on TV last week, I think the only reason ID gets invited on TV more often than you is that, with him, they don’t have to spend half the prorogramme budget on specially reinforced chairs.
I hope (but don’texpect) that Dave uses this chance to confront the Euro-spectre before it really fucks things up. NuLab cannot be allowed to exploit any Tory divisions, if those greedy ZanuLabia hoons get in again its Atlas Shrugged time.
Times: “A close friend of Smith’s said Timney would be “sleeping on the sofa for a while. To say she’s angry with her husband is an understatement”".
Here we go, stand by for the faux divorce announcement.
Since she spends all her time at her ‘main residence’ I assume this is untrue
That’ll be why she bought the sofabed (about £200, I think) – I had wondered
will this be the sofa that they claimed on expenses or will it be a new super sofa which they are about to claim on their expenses ?
Missed GMTV this morning.
Did Mrs D happen to mention that I may have pork sworded her when I was 17 purchance?
Yes, in a surprise response to a question about her early sexual encounters, she admitted “Quite early on, I was pork-sworded by one Hugh Jardon. His name didn’t overstate the case, I can remember every inch”.
Pity I missed that!!!
Infamy, Infamy..They’ve all got in infamy.
She also referred to 1500 Spitfire hving a hard top, rusty holes and roteen floorpans.
Well she must have been shagging someone else (I KNEW it was to good to be true).
You see..mine mine was the 1300 (TC with Overdrive in 3rd & 4th).
The hardtop went into hibernation in the shed..& stayed there..for YEARS.
The floor pans were OK…but I did have to replace the sills.
…whilst she’s a dozy bint for forgetting these details & a tart for doing the dirty on me..perhaps; her folding back front teeth were great!!
Dale for PM I say. And why not Guido as his Press Officer. Just joking (slightly). As for beauty – keep the sleep quota up Daley! Wish I was able to turn down TV slots.
Be honest. Wouldn’t any man need some wanking action to get him in the mood to shag 5 bellies?
Definitely!
Although for those that suffer from a touch of the prems, perhaps staring at this photo beforehand may slow things down a little:
The Rictus Grin
Re: Jacqui Smith’s husband – move along now, nothing to see here.
The Home Secretary has thought up a way out of this…
The only reason Dale missed the gig was that he was still handcuffed to a Nigerian gimp in a dungeon in Brighton at 4.30am.
Envy is the worst emotion.
Richard Littlejohn on the ‘adult entertainment’ options available in Redditch: “In alphabetical order, it starts with ‘Anal Boutique’ and goes downhill from there. Suffice it to say, the line-up specialises in what we in the trade call ‘acts too disgusting to be described in a family newspaper’.”
Reckon Jacqui’s on on the skids now: couldn’t happen to a more matronly fascist.
As for Timney: if you can get a free wank off the taxpayer – go for it! Even if it brings down your wife-employer’s ministerial career. So blokeish it’s not true.
Could be. Still I reckon an all out assault on Tory MP’s offices in a final act of self-serving spite cannot be ruled out. Perhaps she’ll try to engineer a conspiracy around which one of Boris Johnson, David Cameron and A.N Other Tory knew what and when just like they did last time (and first time) they violated Parliament.
To divert attention from the main story. Like before. And I don’t doubt the BBC will do a fucking sterling job of reporting it exactly as prescribed by the forces of (Labour) evil.
The story will be all ‘Tory mole’…blah blah… political advantage…blah blah… state secrets…blah blah… right to privacy…blah blah…
And I don’t doubt in her fucked-up, Chinese-walled, institutionalised mind she’ll actually believe it too. I have a right to privacy. Nobody else has any rights to privacy.
The EvinStannit thinks that JBoot’s successors are lining up for the start of the race.
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/03/johnson-to-replace-smith.html
Worth close scrutiny is the penultimate paragraph – trusted greybeard eh?
not what people here call him…
Who cares about them watching Porn films, I want my freedom back.
Good point. Guido’s shite on TV, whereas Dale is at least competent (and doesn’t like a fat yank).
Nice one Iain!
Exactly. She supposedly doesn’t even fucking live, so this is just more bolloocks.