+++ Nigel Griffiths Loses Screws Injunction Fight +++
Get the News of the Screws tomorrow – a High Court judge has today backed the paper after it revealed Nigel Griffiths MP had sex in the House of Commons. Griffiths tried to gag the newspaper from publishing further details about his drunken sexual frolics. Given the outrageous situation with creeping Judge-made privacy precedents, today’s was an important decision, Mr Justice King agreed the Screws should be free to expose Griffith’s frolics. He also added, that the Griffiths was ‘economical with the truth’.
“The paper should be free to put the record straight as to what the Claimant said in response to the article. I accept there is a legitimate interest of the public in the way MPs use access to offices that they get as a result of their public office. There is a right to prevent the public from being significantly mislead. At the very least, he was being economical with the truth.”
To be clear, Griffiths lied publicly and also issued an extremely misleading statement. That the Parliamentary Commissioner has also failed to investigate means that as far as parliament is concerned, “Honourable” Members can film drunken porno sessions in the Mother of Parliaments without any sanction.
Sunday Sleaze should be fun tomorrow…
This is New Labour’s “whiter than white” chaps.
Mr Justice King, what a star.
Mr Justice King – don’t go for a walk in the Oxfordshire Countryside…
who’d want to go for a walk there anyway? It’s a shithole!
jackie spliff watches the porn on the tax payer while this guy shags in the commons.
Dont worry though Jackie says she will pay back the PORN money in full.
FFS how much more before we see one of these bastards do the rightful thing and resign.
Holy jackboots!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165611/Blue-movies-expenses-How-Jacqui-Smiths-husband-watched-pornographic-movies–paid-taxpayer.html
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith’s political future was in jeopardy tonight after it was revealed that her husband used her Commons expenses allowance to pay to watch pornographic films.
Richard Timney, who works as Ms Smith’s Commons adviser, used part of the Minister’s second-homes allowance to pay for the blue movies he watched on a subscription television channel.
The relationship between Ms Smith and her husband was said by Government insiders to be ‘very difficult,’ but stressed that the couple were still together.
It is understood that Mr Timney had been watching explicit adult movies on channels broadcast on the Virgin Media cable TV service.
ps – this will not be followed up in the MSM
Holy jackboots indeed!
Made my day. Brilliant!
Spliff is toast.
This is worse than the Welsh tory leader claiming for an ipod.
What in the name of Ron Jeremy is going on in that trough??
I’m suprised he’s got time to use his arm. Thought he was being paid writing up letters of support for his wife in the local sheet.
Her position surely is now untenable.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/milo_yiannopoulos/blog/2009/03/29/must_we_really_subsidise_pornography_for_jacqui_smiths_husband
Must we really subsidise pornography for Jacqui Smith’s husband?
To this comment…
How long before they report this on the BBC?March 29, 2009
…I felt moved to reply (and copy in a few BBC blogs):
Days 1-2: Don’t know about it. Too trivial to register.
Days 3-4: OK, it did. But not newsworthy. Meanwhile, Kate Silverton has bought a new frock. We go to Milan with her to see her try it on. Next up, climate change is caused by plebs using Ryan Air.
Day 5. Small mention on the CBBC website page. See… we did mention it!
Day 6. Mark Mardell & Nick Robinson and Newsnight do get round to a mention, but mainly supporting the notion that a government Minister’s hubby using taxpayer’s money to donwload porn is in fact a right wing plot and all on the blogosphere are paid members of Tory machine. Interview Derek Draper, Jasmin AB and Polly T to get some balanced opinion on the matter.
Day 7 – Gordon Brown says it is ‘not acceptable’, ‘will be looked at’, he ‘understands how we feel’, but she ‘has his full support’.
Day 8 – BBC runs feature on political disengagement by the public.
Day 9 – Entire MSM gets diverted as Prince Harry and Madonna rescue child from orphanage in Malawi and elope.
Day 200 – Turns out the couple were blackmailed by MI5 and assisted by the SAS on the orders of ’someone in No 10′ during the last hours of the bunker.
Day 500 – Political editors of Guardian, BBC and Independent ask what all the fuss is about as this internet thing is just a flash in the pan… from Hawaii, where President for Life Obama has established a Useful Idiot compound to write and mail to Islington, Westminster and certain West London addresses all the news that’s still fit to print on dead trees.
Day 499 – BBC run the story, forgetting the time change, and dismiss claims they are just a PR machine for certain agendas masquerading as fact and objectivity. Explain that their ratings and executive bonuses depend on ‘enhancing the narrative’ and ‘interpreting events’ as the UK audience need to be helped to thinking about things in ‘the right… er… correct… way’.
Day 501 – PM Cameron does sod all as, um, it’s kind of useful having a PR machine that is funded by the Govt. and EU and will dance to any tune required, when required
Day 502 – I, and a few others eventually get the nerve to cancel our DDs. The full force of the law is duly applied.
Day 600 – Rapists and murderers are released early from jails to make way…. the BBC is unique. Unique I tell you!!!!!!
Sorry, it’s early (despite the time change) and the world really has gone mad!!!!
ps: Mods. I know it is ‘off topic’, but the point kind of is what does get chosen to ‘be topic’ these days. And as a bit of Catch 22 from a free press it’s hard to fathom… or justify.
Sky are actually running it! NuLab have definitely lost Murdoch.
Why should Joe Public swallow (sorry) the story here, but be sceptical at every other story about “Citizen” Smith’s expenses?
If the MSM for once is telling us the whole truth and nothing but the truth, then that would be a far bigger story than one fat little piggy’s troughing.
this is one of the replies on the mail story. NOTE THE NAME
I think it’s disgraceful that these adult channels cost £11 per month! Surely they can be accessed more cheaply ?
bob roberts, worcester, uk, 29/3/2009 3:24
what? Thats spliffs Hubby is it not??????
The £67 bill was submitted last June as part of Ms Smith’s expenses, the Sunday Express reported.
Well she says that she will pay it all back in full all 67 fucking quid of it. What about the 116,000 quid she thieved from tax payers? Not paying that back though is she?
SMITH IS A THIEF , A LIAR AND A DISGRACE.
It must be great being a married female nulab MP; you do the dirt then blame it on your husband, just like Tessa Jowell did too.
The Second-Home Secretary looks like a dirty old slapper, I bit she was watching some torture porn, probably set in Guantanamo or an Irag prison. She’s way worse than poor old Max Moseley.
i think labour mps thought–whiter than white meant
seman an seman
Jacqui Smith claims for porno films on expenses:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165611/Blue-movies-expenses-How-Jacqui-Smiths-husband-watched-pornographic-movies–paid-taxpayer.html
Is this all part of Jacqui Smith’s crackdown on the sex trade
sky news papaer review playing this down big style and its so sad for spliff etc etc
FFS if this was a Tory he would have been absolutely torn to shreds now
Perhaps I should take this opportunity to point out that I have never spurted my curd within, nor near to Westminster?
HOWEVER, I may have given the current Mrs Dolly a damn good feltching & frottaging, when I was 17 :-)
and she was 11?
Nope…that’s just sick.
You really should start a blog to recount these encounters.
:-)
A return to Chaucerian robustness is well overdue. A fat fart in the face of Harriet Harman.
Felching….the last straw!
Oh..I don’t know :-)
Feltching has a few meanings.
Whilst you could use a straw, the use of live rodents has become prevalent.
Without going into too many details, I ‘lost’ 8 Siberian hamsters over the course of 3 years :-(
Five bellies the porn star on the front pages today
http://www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2009-03-29
G, you gotta post on the Dunfermline debacle, not a single penny of my money, let ‘em keep their toxic debts
And they wonder why people despise Politicians.
They also need to ask why no one bothers to vote.
I am an avid follower of politics, and a luke warm supporter of one particular party.
However even I put my X against the box increasingly begrudgingly.
There is a crisis in our democracy, but it is a crisis caused by politicians and their words and behaviour.
Griffiths is an odious little toad, but he is just one of many.
What can be done? Not very much I’m afraid, it seems it is mainly worms like this that are drawn to politics nowadays, hence the interest in Daniel Hannans speech.
W.W.
What can be done?
Anything we want. 646 of them. That’s all. 92,500 of us for every one of them.
Remind them. Often.
I received the following on email not so long ago. Not sure how accurate it is but might be interesting to follow up? ……..
“Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics .
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheque’s
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year
Which organisation is this ?
It’s the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.
What a bunch of bastards we have running our country – it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best ‘corporate’ pension scheme in the country!!
If you agree that this is an appalling state of affairs, please pass it on to everyone you know. It’s time to stand up to this lot ! “
look i had a word with 92,499 of them and they said the boats going over don,t rock the boat.
I agree – and I have got to say that I follow Guido’s blog (amongst others) basically because I want so see the fucking worms squirm on the hook – pack of fucking bastards.
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I recently had a conversation with a very honourable and diligent (London) Labour ward Councillor.
She said that she could not in all conscience vote for her OWN Labour Party Parliamentry candidate IN HER OWN WARD at the next election – after some 30+ years of being with the party, she has been recently horrified with at what the party (and especially that particular parliamentry candidate) has become.
That said, give the Tories 6 months in power and they would surely be massively worse… Guess we shall see -
If the Parliamentary standards chappie won’t investigate, it looks like the people will have to – I mean the News of the World will have to. Just who was she, and how did she get in? Will we find out?
I already have lodged another complaint with Lyin Lion about the security of confidential documents in lying shaggers office and asked him to investigate whether the “scantily clad womyn in the photographs had the clearance to be where she was when she was.”
Its a pretty sorry state when you have to rely on the Screws to tell the truth.
And just what would you have to do have the Parliamentary Commissioner censure someone.
I had a go with a Balkan lady, a bottle of lime cordial, an Armenian wrestler, a teacake and the large rubber stamp I use for pretending to have signed constituents letters.
Chappie just said..”Will you be long Quango..only the cleaner has been waiting for 20 minutes”
Well there you go. Roger some tart in frillies in your taxpayer-funded office and the establishment won’t protect you from public obloquy.
What is this country coming to? There should be 40,000 ill-deodorized protesters on the streets of London in Mr Griffiths defence, if you ask me.
Too right – if only he’d gone to a proper firm.
Too pissed to remember – outstanding, absolutely outstanding.
gives me great comfort actually, I’ve been pretty pissed on many occasions, so instead of stumbling into bed (alone) and vomiting on the floor as I have previously rationalised the next morning’s evidence, maybe, in fact, I’ve pulled loads of lingerie clad, curvaceous, brunettes and shagged them till they vomited.
….or Lord Lard’s 10,000 angry stormtroopers
Can you not say that???
Whooah, IF I’ve overstepped the mark..well I’m a complete Kunntt :-)
Last!
Whatever Kate sees in Draper, when his (our) money runs out the hypnosis will wear off
Last again!!
bah humbug!
bah humbug!
And then time for me to move in.
NuLabour’s election defeat is now doubly certain.
I would suggest the dear boy deserves a good caning, but he’d probably be willing to pay!
Phwoar! That Griffiths is a real man’s man. Good on yer, mate! I’d do the same if I had the chance.
But not in your own nest?
That’s the killer
“”Good on yer, mate! I’d do the same if I had the chance.”"
Indeed we all probably would….
But doing it in a “taxpayer paid for” office in a Public Building – the House of Commons, is a little out of order.
The taxpayer does not cough up for MPs to get their leg over at public expense. Just as it does not wish to pay for McNumpty and J Smith to do a “benefit fraud” and line their own pocket. All this lot, and the Spelmans of this world should be up on Misconduct charges if not fraud
The Chinese would shoot them.
Holy fuck we are facing the gravest threat from terrorists in our lifetime and I include the IRA in that and who is in charge of our defences….. Jackie fuckin Smith. If that doesnt send cold shivers down your spine then nothing will !
Keep it up Guido – you’re merely reminding people how bad the Tories were with their constant sleaze and corruption when they were last in power.
Remember, Mellor, Aitken, Jeffrey Archer, Neil Hamilton, Tim Yeo, Piers Merchant, Cash for Questions, brown envelopes?
The British public haven’t forgotten and that’s why they’ll vote for Labour again next May.
It is easy to forget what Britain was like in 1997 – the NHS on its knees, schools crumbling, crime doubled and millions of families still scarred by unemployment over three million and interest rates still recovering from hitting 15 per cent on Black Wednesday.
And while we know that everything is not perfect now, Britain is, without doubt, a better, more prosperous and fairer place.
Your obsessive muck-raking and scandal-mongering isn’t what hard-working families are interested in.
Labour’s commitment giving real help now and real hope for the future stands in stark contrast to the Tories who would do nothing.
By opposing Labour’s fiscal stimulus, the Conservatives have set themselves against providing real help now for families and businesses. They are committed not just to spending less in a time of need but also to spend less in the future. By doing nothing, they would deepen the downturn and delay the recovery, just as they did in the recessions of the 1980s and 1990s. They would make Britain weaker not stronger for the future.
That’s why the “Pride” is in my name – because Labour have a lot to be proud of from all that we’ve accomplished.
Of course we remember the Tory sleaze. That’s why we booted the Tories out. There is difference between the Tories and Labour. But not the way you try to portray it. Back when the Tories were still in power, every time a Tory MP was caught, they either had the decency to resign, or were sacked. With Labour, they cling on to their posts for dear life, and enjoy the Prime Ministers “full support”. Each and every time we’re asked to “move on”. It’s rare for Labour to take action on their corrupt members. And when they finally do, its usually reversed not too long after. How many times was Peter Mandleson sacked? The little toerag keeps coming back though.
You see, the problem for Labour isn’t that we don’t remember Tory sleaze. We do. We’re just aware that Labour have taken sleaze to new unprecedented heights.
You claim Britain is a more prosperous place today. Really? We’re entering the biggest recession the country has ever seen, with unprecedented high levels of debt. A lot of words come to mind. Prosperity isn’t one of them.
The IMF clearly state that Britain is WORST placed going into this recession. Brown failed to save during the good times, and now we’re forced to borrow money to inject into the economy. Many other countries actually put money aside during the good years, and whilst they are injecting money into their economies, they’re doing it with the money they saved. The British people are far more intelligent than you imagine. And no amount of delusional “pride” in fictitious achievements will fool the electorate into voting Labour again.
You’re a demented delusional oaf; you are Gordon Brown I presume.
Tory sleaze? They are whiter than white compared to your scum.
Now fuck off back to Tuscany.
It’s 28th March 1979 and the battle lines for the next ten years are being drawn up this week. On the one hand the inchoate mass of single-issue sans culottes who agree on nothing except their loathing of everything. On the other hand a resurgent Tory party reflecting the calm determination of ordinary citizens to put our country and economy back together again, whatever the short-term cost. In the middle, the vacuum of an exhausted, discredited, directionless Labour government, way past its use-by date, and starting to smell.
TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE !!
I guess Private Eye will be pleased with such a result, or should I say decision, from our ‘Learned Friends’…
I dont mind these ZanuLabour filth being economical with the truth over banging some tart.
It’s when they lie about the case for war against a sovereign nation so the Prime Minister can be assured of a comfortable retirement in the world’s No1 exporter of terrorism.
It’s when they lie about the threat of Ricin attacks and the need for ID cards.
It’s when they lie about a backroom being their main home.
It’s when they lie about ending the natural economic cycle.
It’s when they say anyone worried about unchecked immigration is a racist.
Well it’s everything these filth do and say really, apart from banging tarts, I likes banging tarts meself.
Guido,
Whats with this ‘you’re posting too quickly’ bollocks?
Two posts in a day and I am posting too fast?
Hear Hear!
Lobbying and whippin’ is also a disgusting practice. It’s about time MPs’ stood alone and are fully accountable, -literally.
Can’t argue with this.
Have you seen this …
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165337/We-told-Go-spend-boys-says-MP-claimed-310-000-holiday-home.html
For fuck’s sake……. will there never be an end to this venal, thieving buch??? Will honest politicians )of whatever party) please stand up and be counted – the silence of both main parties on this issue is a disgrace
The point is , if they can lie to the wife and kids then they can lie to anyone, including the electorate. What are a few arabs lives to these sort of people !
Off topic sort of…. I am a bit baffled as to why private eye’s thing on Dave Anderson MP seeming to forget to decalre rather a large amount of help in his expenses has disapeared without trace. did they get it wrong or do the brothers have very good lawyers?
Zanulab just lie.
Zanulab cheat.
Zanulab steal.
Zanuab just go before the mob with piano wire come looking.
Out of curosity, how big a bunch of cretins do the government have to prove themselves to be, before Her Maj steps in and disolves parliment?
Another question is; if the C/R IRA have a hit list of government MPs… Why are we stopping them?
Prescott and his gobbling secretary were at it in his office so Griffiths did not want to be left out.
No parliamentary discipline then so why bother now?
The press has been full of Coppers banging away on the job and being charged and convicted of “misconduct in a public office”.
Politicians should be up on the same charge … in some cases the issues are greater…
(1) The security risk of bringing who knows who into the Houses of Parliament – they could be a Conspirator and blow the place up as well as blow the MP off !!
(2) What about the “blackmail” risk of an MP being caught in a compromising position..
oh sorry – we are on about MPs – no one is surprised if they are philanderers, gay, transgender transsexuals, on the rob, defrauding expenses…..
Alan B’Stard is certainly now a ZaNuLabour MP !!
It’s not so mouch him shagging some tart, or the others fiddling their expenses that bothers me.
I could stomach it more if they weren’t so fucking pious.
W.W.
To fucking right, only last moth a copper was JAILED for shagging on his lunch hour yet these Hoons shag like fuck and fuck all happens to them. Sorry about the language but I am fuckin sick of being shagged up the arse by these Hoons !
Did Griffiths tart have have pointy ears too?
Yep, they called me up this afternoon about my complaint to the standards commissioner about the lying shagger which was thrown out.
Lyin Lion will have another one in his email on Monday morning.
I was told that Lyon never even spoke to the lying shagger before throwing out the complaint and never even asked the NOTW for their information after it was offered.
Talk about cover up? I might even buy copies of the NOTW tomorrow and slap them all over shagger’s office in Edinburgh.
NOTW will not know until about 10pm whether they will totally run with it – it’s in the hands of the lawyers. Whatever they do run with will be online around midnight.
its nice to see that aMP is providing a more personal service of the pms ethos.ie to fuck each and every one of us up the ass!
This site seems to be getting buggier by the day. Sometimes the text is misaligned and sometimes not, what the Hoon is going on?
I usually end up copying the blog text and pasting it into MS Word…it’s friggin’ unreadable otherwise.
Always looked fine this end.
Download Mozilla Firefox, it seems Ok using that.
Ugly looking monkey as well as an outstanding liar. Bet he stands as an MEP when he (and 95%) of the other lying cheating Labour idiots get turfed out on the ears. Won’t get far with his personal achievements on a 10 byte flash drive.
I suspect he hasn’t voted on recent issues relating to beer, yobs or general messing about as he seems to be the King of Nobs.
Long live the King (but resign now you utter, ugly, monkey looking, muppet).
So it is revealed that Mr Griffiths had sexual relations with some unnamed woman who decided to go to the newspapers. At that point he really needs to persuade her to shut up and not reveal any more. So he tells everyone that she means nothing to him, he wouldn’t have done it if he hadn’t been drunk, and she’s so forgettable he can’t even remember having sex with her. Great strategy Nigel!
Id shag her
We all shagged her…oh sorry, were you talking about Kate?
You too??
Christ she may have said that I was the only one!!!
Sod the village bicycle, she’s the city motorbike!
It’s not only Earth Hour 2009 right now, but also the 30th Anniversary of the lost confidence vote in 1979 that led directly to the fall of the Callaghan government and everything that followed.
I’d shag her in the House
Here’s hoping that Sunday’s issue of the NOTW features a Griffiths/Draper/Gordy threesome!
Mr Griffiths was working late into the night, on the instructions of PM G Brown, to develop a rescue strategy for hardworking families devastated by Margaret Thatcher’s decade of reckless economic policies and the evil activities of bankers and hedge fund managers.
And this is the thanks he gets.
Do you like yoghurt? I have some
He seemed satisfied with the thanks he got for his ‘extra hour’ work. Can’t say I blame him, quite fond of brunettes.
Griffiths seizure of Edinburgh Pentlands formely held by Malcolm Rifkind was seen as a sea change the Political landscape. Shame it has ended in him shagging some stupid cow of a tart behind his wives back. Guess there is another sea change on the horizon.
Guido
The man lives a long way away from his primary wife. It is only fair that he has a secondary wife so that he can attend debates at 9.30 in the morning.
Massdebate?
Perhaps the Houses of Parliament should just get a few hookers in on a retainer….
The could be security vetted and have the run of the place……
well, we the taxpayer pay for everything else for these benefit fraudsters….
Good idea. Maybe if they spent more time shagging they’d spent less time wrecking the country.
Whats so original about that idea, catch up my man, catch up.
…..or install glory holes in the bogs for anonymity.
Absolutely Holburn my man, it is proper that if a shag is outwith your constituency then you should be able to fuck som other stupid cow nearer westminster. I mean its only fair innit !
Brown heard the worst news of all. Obama wants to see David Cameron for a full HOUR of talks on Wednesday.
This compares with 65 minutes the President had set aside for 10 Downing Street. And the message it sends out will be all too clear.
From Pele to Obama, the world now regards Gordo as a dead man walking. This time, it really is all over.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhagasp hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah.
tra de fukin la, ha ha.
The Hannan could really have been the speech that ended Gordon Brown.
The madness of King Gordon was shown up for the world to see.
Only the British people where denied the coverage that was fitting.
I am in the US at the moment – the speach is still getting coverage and DH being interviewed !!! Great to see !!!!
FFS! – speech !( a speach is kinda similar but furry….)
Why spend too much time with “the fag end” of a Government ??
Tra la la la la
I’d shag him.
Hands off. He’s not one of Labour’s BLT brigade. He’s a real man.
seconded
Off topic, but funny as hell, south parks take on the financial crisis.
brilliant !!!!
It may be a cartoon, but it’s way more credible than Mctwat.
Labour’s biggest crime is mass immigration.
They do it because they consider the british (primarily the english) as their enemy and because they want foreign voters.
Both reasons are treason.
Yes, this is the prime reason for uncontrolled mass immigration. Nationalism is our government’s greatest fear. English nationalism is impossible if a large enough proportion of our population is from overseas. Scottish, Irish and Welsh Nationalism is not considered so dangerous, and is therefor tolerated to a greater extent.
@ cctvstar [26] “This site seems to be getting buggier by the day. Sometimes the text is misaligned and sometimes not, what the Hoon is going on?”
It’s hoons who will insist on using Internet Explorer, which is a heap of bug-ridden junk, instead of firefox which is free, potty to install, and far better.
Same goes for Microsoft Office – You’re far better off with Open Office, which is also free.
The word is not to rule out an October general election, its getting that bad for team Gordon Brown. Also talk of a vote of no confidence to kick start it all….
can the evil lord mandy claim rent boys on expenses?
Dear boy, we use them like Kleenex.
What goes around, comes around; what a joy to see these sleazy, venal and corrupt bastards get their comeuppance.
And there’s a great piece in the Now from Fraser Nelson about Brown’s collapse this week. It seems that he has started the sucession nonsense in retaliation for Her Majesty meeting Mervyn King last week. This man has lost the plot entirely.
Co-conspirators have know for some time that Brown is bonkers, but this is now mainstream news/views. Charles Moore’s Saturday piece in the Telegraph is very clear on the subject:
“Almost anyone you talk to – whether from Bank, Treasury or Financial Services Authority – is seriously worried about Mr Brown. Most think that he is a clever, brilliant man. Many think that his rescue plans are broadly right. But they also doubt his judgment. They are perplexed by his obsessive obstinacy about minor details. They fear his political calculation overtaking his economic rationality. They doubt his grasp of reality.
…
Those who have to work with him say that he really seems to think that announcing such initiatives is the same as achieving them. Is he, they sometimes wonder, quite right in the head?”
THIS MAN IS MENTAL. HE MUST GO.
The ways things are going, I’m begining to seriously doubt that Labour can hold it together for another 14 months. (Whats left of it)
It would be entertaining if it wasn’t for the trail of destruction they are leaving in their wake.
W.W.
Guido so let me get this right cctv footage of him having sex with someone who aint his wife, together with a public admission that it actually happened from the accused himself appears to be “insufficient evidence” according to the Standards commisionaire.
What the fuck !!!
clearly us ordinary folk cannot understand the inner workings of the Palace. Pickles already showed they have a different concept of space/time.
Please see my statement @ 107 thank you.
This week Gordon steals the pensions free bus passes that he so trumpeted just two years ago. The trouble is that the dear old coffin dodgers have actually been using them to get out of the flats they cant afford to heat, go to the shops or even visit relatives – so it all has to stop.
Just 12 months ahead of an election this is political madness with the blue rinse vote and all their children who will see that Mum or Nan has had her pass reduced by Evil Nu Labour – but it’s just another measure of how far this lot have totally lost the political plot.
“OK Sir Fred, here’s £700k a year pension but Mrs Miggins Bus Pass is being restricted as its too expensive and our friends in the Bus companies objected”
They are fucked aren’t they. I mean really really fucked !
what ? this is a wind up right?
No, it’s true. Nulab found that the pensioners were actually using their free bus passes.
It’s like the old 10p tax band all over again. Gordon announces it, boasts about it, says the Tories are scum for not doing it. Then cancels it a year later.
I guess it must be true what people are saying, Gordon really is a Hoon.
Smug barsteward Griffiths well and truly shafted up the jeerhole by the Screws.
Next please!!.
oh guido,
The Mother of Parliaments is Great Britain, not the Palace of Westminster or anything or anyone contained within. A rookie mistake.
Did she taste sweet Nigel ?
If an MP was caught red handed with his fist up some hookers arse in the full view of the general public on Oxford Street whilst the worlds media had camera crews on hand to film the event and he himself screamed at the top of his voice that he had indeed his fist up her arse would the standards commisionaire rule there was insufficient evidence ??
bah humbug!
off topic but: Top Tory defects to UKIP
THE Tories’ top donor last night blasted David Cameron and sensationally defected to the euro-sceptic UK Independence Party.
In a humiliating body blow, spread-betting millionaire Stuart Wheeler wrote a cheque for £100,000 to UKIP.
and smoking in the workplace ..
“Penalties
The Health Act of 2006 states the penalties for breaching the law if efforts to encourage compliance have failed. They are:
Smoking in a smoke-free premises or vehicle: a fixed penalty notice of £50 (discounted to £30 if paid within 15 days from the issue of a notice) or a fine by a court not exceeding level 1 on the standard scale (up to £200)
Failure to display no smoking signs in smoke-free premises and vehicles as required by the new law: a fixed penalty notice of £200 (discounted to £150 if paid within 15 days from the issue of a notice) or a fine by the court not exceeding level 3 on the standard scale (up to £1000)
Failing to prevent smoking in a smoke-free premises or vehicle: a fine by a court not exceeding level 4 on the standard scale (up to £2500)”
Isn’t Gobbals Mick liable for this ?
MPs usually make sure that the laws of the land don’t apply to them, and I’m pretty sure this is one of them.
New bank bail-out:
Government steps in to save Scotland’s largest building society as it faces £26m losses
The Government has announced it will step in to save Dunfermline Building Society as the 140-year-old institution predicted losses of £26 million.
bug humbah
bah humbug!
Read all about it! It’s up.
There is photos of him naked
Oops, sorry I’ve Shagged – didn’t see your post. But have you read the comments????
Absolutely incredibly funny – one Spanish woman was criticizing the woman’s dress!
“At one point Griffiths is seen naked and smirking as he lies back and puffs on a cigar.”
Classy!
Yes I have spoken to Mr Griffiths and I must say he is a very nice chap, he is after all an MP and as with all MP’s from either side of the house, he is exemplary in every way and I can genuinely find no cause for criticism of any kind.
Yes yes, I know, they pay my wages, but even if they did not they would still be a jolly nice bunch of chaps. Oh and I desperately want to be whatever comes after a CB, PLEASE!
O/T It’s late at night and yes I haven’t been drinking but I now feel like I need to.
Tuning in to checking out the sports results on Radio 5 live I stumbled across Dolly Draper ‘debating’ the causes of the financial crisis with John Redwood – if you can call Draper’s ignorant incoherent ranting and interruptions debating. Talk about surreal. Talk about mismatch. How desperate can Nu Labour be to have an idiot like Draper fronting any aspect of their cause? Redwood and the other guy in the studio literally had to tell Dolly to shut up so that they could get a word in edgeways Dolly was so hyper.
Psychotherapist my arse. The guy clearly has ‘issues’.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5993185.ece
Here it is:
Enjoy!
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/230378/Gordon-Browns-pal-Nigel-Griffiths-cheats-on-wife-with-brunette-on-Remembrance-Day-in-House-of-Commons.html
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/241973/Nigel-Griffiths-tries-to-gag-the-News-of-the-World.html = Labour sleaze.
Griffiths has been shagging me for months, as though I have a hoon, but I don’t, what I do have is a very nice long brunette wig and am well prepared with some state of the art analeze lube. Tools of the trade dear boy, tools of the trade.
Scary story about the so called Parlimentary Standards Commissioner in todays Mail On Sunday
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165573/113-allegations-MPs–resolved-invisible-ombudsman.html
Off-topic, but who cares? Take a look at this, Guido. Brown was meant to have his picture taken at a government conference with other leaders, but he didn’t show up. He turned up after 5 minutes – apparently, he’d been to the toilet. Hmm…
http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonandco/Post:9a0e2692-8bd9-4557-94b5-c36efd1fd52f
Oh I am starting to actually feel sorry for Brown. Maybe we shouldn’t be so cruel to him.
Oh yes we should!
The response I had from the Standards Commissioner was as follows:
“Having carefully considered this matter, the Commissioner has concluded that there is not sufficient evidence of a breach of the Code of Conduct for Members. The Code of Conduct states that it “does not seek to regulate what Members do in their purely private and personal lives.” He does not consider that the totality of Mr Griffiths’ reported conduct comes within the remit of the Code, since it relates to Mr Griffiths’ personal behaviour and his private life. He will therefore not be inquiring into your complaint about Mr Griffiths.”
It therefore seems that you can shag who you want, even on the speakers chair and using the mace as a dildo, but as long as it’s solely to do with your private and personal life, you’re not doing anything wrong.
The comments on NOTW are hilarious. This is one of my favourites.
“Leave the fella alone!!! It’s a mans prerogative.
Lets face it, how many blokes could turn down an attractive woman (say like Harriet Harman).
Very few I would say.
Fiddling expenses is one thing, but this should be a private matter.
As for the Tories cleaning up this mess.
Yeah sure!!!”
This has got to be a classic.
“TO be honest i cant see the problem i get bored in my job and could with a few perks myself so if you find out who it is send her to us that soon pass our 12 hours of work. And some people have needs if you cant get from youre partner you gonna look else where dont mean you dont love em just filling a gap in the mean time.
By james. Posted Março 22 2009 at 11:39 PM”.
NOTW.
“I don’t need sex……I am getting ****** by this government every day.
By dette. Posted March 22 2009 at 6:09 AM.”
It was that bitch Thatcher who let her into the house and who set her on me, I didnt stand a chance cause she was American.
******************ALERT********************
PORN ON THE STATE!!!!!
Jacqui is in trouble again………………………………….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165611/Blue-movies-expenses-How-Jacqui-Smiths-husband-watched-pornographic-movies–paid-taxpayer.html
LOL you couldnt make it up
So let me get it straight; the Home Secretary, big knickers on the floor, is ‘resting’ after a hard day’s lying, in the box room of her sister’s terraced house in a suburban South London street. Her husband, also ‘resting’ after a hard day in his job as his wife’s personal assistant, is flicking premium porn channels on a battered Sony Trinitron. What to choose? Black on black DVDA? Head box cellar? Toys ‘R’ Arse? He looks round to consult Jacqui but she’s dozed off with her Non Doctor still in place. So back to that favourite lezza piss scene, then.
And this on the taxpayer. The expression ‘You’re ‘avin’ a larff’ seems faintly inadequate in this context.
To be fair, he is living away from their main home
How ironic that a government minister should get into trouble for watching one of these channels. Under our nanny state, these channels can’t show anything remotely hard; no big sausages, no ketchup, no sausages sliding into the bun etc.
If Jacqui’s husband needs to watch that stuff to get his rocks off Jacqui must be awful in bed
Do we know if the movies were directed by up and coming Edinburgh porno producer Nigel ?
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith’s political future was in jeopardy tonight after it was revealed that her husband used her Commons expenses allowance to pay to watch pornographic films.
hahahahahah goodbye!!
I still reckon there’s something fishy about this story. For a start, how did the NotW get hold of the snaps from Griffith’s phone or laptop? And they did say it was his phone, not the hooker’s.
Presumably the last thing he (or his wife if she’s standing by him?) would do is hand them over. Anyone in his position with an ounce of sense would delete them all as soon as the goings on became public knowledge.
And who’s to say the pictures of the hooker weren’t staged later? I didn’t see any that included Griffiths. I’d dig around Guido and ask your contacts. There may be more to this than meets the eye, or a similar story but with a different cast…
I still reckon there’s something fishy about this story. For a start, how did the NotW get hold of the snaps from Griffith’s phone or laptop? And they did say it was his phone, not the hooker’s.
If he connects to the internet he’s fair game. Forget firewalls etc there are ways.
Let them eat Kate.
jackie spliff watches the porn on the tax payer while this guy shags in the commons.
Dont worry though Jackie says she will pay back the PORN money in full.
FFS how much more before we see one of these bastards do the rightful thing and resign.
I don’t particularly care if Nigel Griffiths cheats on his wife. Having seen photographs of her I’d say it was inevitable. What concerns me is how fucking stupid must he be to photograph his cavorting, and then to lose possession or control of the photographs. Fuckwittery or what?
The get caught by the Screws and not only lie, but go legal and get made to look even worse by M’Lord Wiggy. Stupid Hoon couldn’t even choose a bent judge! Where was Lord Hutton?
Would you vote for such a stupid Hoon to be your MP? Even if you are a fucking Jock?
I’d love to know how he got her passed Security at that time of night?!?!?!?
It’s not exactly like walking into your corner shop – it’s surrounded by police, and bouncers in fancy dress FFS.
I see it is now all her hubby’s fault – she wasn’t there and didn’t know – but still claimed for it.
Labour are finished. The media narrative is now all about Labour sleaze.
Jacqui Smith and porno films, Cohen, Smith, McNulty etc etc expense fiddles…..
it’s just like 1996/97 all over again but this time with Labour as the quarry.
To be honest, if I were stuck with Jacqui Smith, I’d settle for a little late night wanking too.
I really am a naughty girl my sixth husband had the temerity to call me a money grabbing slut with sapphic tendancies. Can I say that the thought of Jackie hashish Smith watching a grumble movie moistens my gusset. Heaven would be if the poison fairy Hazel Blears were join her ans me in an all girl three layer sandwich. A lady can but dream, I think my sixth was right!!!!
Jacqui Smith earns £141,866 salary as the HS.
Her husband Richard Timney is paid £40,000 salary through her expenses as “an adviser”.
She is claiming – even if we accept her explanation – for internet services for her Redditch home which she shares with her husband and children as a legitimate taxpayer funded expence courtesy of her claim that the spare room she has at her sisters is actually her main residence.
In 2006/07 – the last year we have figures she claimed £22,110 housing and £16,112 incidental expenses.
So between them are are grossing a minimum of £18k per month but they still find time to bill the taxpayer £65 for internet usage.
Disgusting dosen’t even come into it.
Speaking of drunken porno sessions, does anyone know what ‘adult’ movies it was that Jacqui Smith claimed on expenses?
Five-Bellies porno antics make the front pages
http://www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2009-03-29
He tries to use that old chestnut excuse used by many a pisshead ‘I was so out of it and didn’t know what I was doing’
There are always going to be people like Griffiths, what is of more concern to me is his guvnor. Some serious questions need to be asked of Parliamentary Standards Commissioner John Lyon, why does Guido / NOTW focus at least as much on him? What was this stupid clueless cnut thinking when trying to let him off the hook?
She is the house of commons bike according to The People
Whats the problem Nigel? It’s only privacy after all and we know how importantly your government regards privacy. At least for the rest of us.
Nigel Griffiths another MP who wanted to keep his expenses secret.
Over the coming months leading up to the next election I expect many MP’s who think the UK taxpayer owes them a living at will regret their actions.
Interesting how they like to impose targets and standards on all but themselves.
A reminder of those MP’s who wanted to keep his expenses secret and voted so.
Labour
Nick Ainger (Carmarthen West & Pembrokeshire South),
Graham Allen (Nottingham North),
David Anderson (Blaydon),
Janet Anderson (Rossendale & Darwen),
Ian Austin (Dudley North),
Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West),
Gordon Banks (Ochil & Perthshire South),
Kevin Barron (Rother Valley),
Margaret Beckett (Derby South),
Clive Betts (Sheffield Attercliffe),
Liz Blackman (Erewash),
Roberta Blackman-Woods (Durham, City of),
Bob Blizzard (Waveney),
David Borrow (Ribble South (South Ribble)),
Nick Brown (Newcastle upon Tyne East & Wallsend),
Richard Burden (Birmingham Northfield),
Colin Burgon (Elmet), Andy Burnham (Leigh),
Stephen Byers (Tyneside North),
Alan Campbell (Tynemouth),
Ronnie Campbell (Blyth Valley),
Ben Chapman (Wirral South),
David Chaytor (Bury North),
Tom Clarke (Coatbridge,
Chryston & Bellshill),
David Clelland (Tyne Bridge),
Ann Clwyd (Cynon Valley),
Ann Coffey (Stockport),
Harry Cohen (Leyton & Wanstead),
Michael Connarty (Linlithgow & Falkirk East),
Rosie Cooper (Lancashire West),
Ann Cryer (Keighley),
John Cummings (Easington),
Jim Cunningham (Coventry South),
Tony Cunningham (Workington),
Wayne David (Caerphilly),
Ian Davidson (Glasgow South West),
Janet Dean (Burton),
Frank Dobson (Holborn & St Pancras),
Brian Donohoe (Ayrshire Central),
Jim Dowd (Lewisham West),
Angela Eagle (Wallasey),
Maria Eagle (Liverpool Garston),
Jeff Ennis (Barnsley East & Mexborough),
Bill Etherington (Sunderland North),
Caroline Flint (Don Valley),
Paul Flynn (Newport West),
Michael Foster (Worcester),
Michael Jabez Foster (Hastings & Rye),
Mike Gapes (Ilford South),
Dr Ian Gibson (Norwich North),
Linda Gilroy (Plymouth Sutton),
Nia Griffith (Llanelli),
Andrew Gwynne (Denton & Reddish),
Mike Hall (Weaver Vale),
David Hamilton (Midlothian),
Dai Havard (Merthyr Tydfil & Rhymney),
Stephen Hesford (Wirral West),
Sharon Hodgson (Gateshead East & Washington West),
Jimmy Hood (Lanark & Hamilton East),
George Howarth (Knowsley North & Sefton East),
Beverley Hughes (Stretford & Urmston),
Joan Humble (Blackpool North & Fleetwood),
Dr Brian Iddon (Bolton South East),
Eric Illsley (Barnsley Central),
Adam Ingram (East Kilbride, Strathaven & Lesmahagow),
Brian Jenkins (Tamworth),
Diana Johnson (Hull North),
Kevan Jones (Durham North),
Martyn Jones (Clwyd South),
Tessa Jowell (Dulwich & West Norwood),
Eric Joyce (Falkirk),
Alan Keen (Feltham & Heston),
David Kidney (Stafford),
Peter Kilfoyle (Liverpool Walton),
Bob Laxton (Derby North),
Tom Levitt (High Peak),
Ivan Lewis (Bury South),
Tony Lloyd (Manchester Central),
Ian Lucas (Wrexham),
Tommy McAvoy (Rutherglen & Hamilton West),
Stephen McCabe (Birmingham Hall Green),
Christine McCafferty (Calder Valley),
Kerry McCarthy (Bristol East),
Sarah McCarthy-Fry (Portsmouth North),
Siobhain McDonagh (Mitcham & Morden),
James McGovern (Dundee West),
Anne McGuire (Stirling),
Shona McIsaac (Cleethorpes),
Rosemary McKenna (Cumbernauld, Kilsyth & Kirkintilloch East),
Tony McNulty (Harrow East),
Denis MacShane (Rotherham),
Khalid Mahmood (Birmingham Perry Barr),
Rob Marris (Wolverhampton South West),
Gordon Marsden (Blackpool South),
Alan Meale (Mansfield),
Gillian Merron (Lincoln),
Andrew Miller (Ellesmere Port & Neston),
Madeleine Moon (Bridgend),
Jessica Morden (Newport East),
Elliot Morley (SHoonhorpe),
George Mudie (Leeds East),
Denis Murphy (Wansbeck),
Paul Murphy (Torfaen),
Mike O’Brien (Warwickshire North),
Eddie O’Hara (Knowsley South),
Sandra Osborne (Ayr, Carrick & Cumnock),
James Plaskitt (Warwick & Leamington),
Bridget Prentice (Lewisham East),
Gordon Prentice (Pendle),
Gwyn Prosser (Dover),
Ken Purchase (Wolverhampton North East),
Nick Raynsford (Greenwich & Woolwich),
John Robertson (Glasgow North West),
Terry Rooney (Bradford North),
Chris Ruane (Vale of Clwyd),
Christine Russell (Chester, City of),
Alison Seabeck (Plymouth Devonport),
Barry Sheerman (Huddersfield),
Jimmy Sheridan (Paisley & Renfrewshire North),
Angela C Smith (Sheffield Hillsborough),
Angela E Smith (Basildon), Jacqui Smith (Redditch),
Anne Snelgrove (Swindon South),
John Spellar (Warley),
Phyllis Starkey (Milton Keynes South West),
Gavin Strang (Edinburgh East), Gisela Stuart (Birmingham Edgbaston),
Gerry Sutcliffe (Bradford South),
Mark Tami (Alyn & Deeside),
Gareth Thomas (Harrow West),
Emily Thornberry (Islington South & Finsbury),
Don Touhig (Islwyn),
Derek Twigg (Halton),
Kitty Ussher (Burnley),
Keith Vaz (Leicester East),
Lynda Waltho (Stourbridge),
Claire Ward (Watford),
Tom Watson (West Bromwich East),
Dave Watts (St Helens North),
Phil Wilson (Sedgefield),
Rosie Winterton (Doncaster Central),
Shaun Woodward (St Helens South),
Phil Woolas (Oldham East & Saddleworth),
David Wright (Telford),
Iain Wright (Hartlepool),
Derek Wyatt (Sittingbourne & Sheppey)
Conservative:
David Amess (Southend West),
James Arbuthnot (Hampshire North East),
Henry Bellingham (Norfolk North West),
Brian Binley (Northampton South),
Sir John Butterfill (Bournemouth West),
Christopher Chope (Christchurch),
John Greenway (Ryedale),
Gerald Howarth (Aldershot),
Bernard Jenkin (Essex North),
Julie Kirkbride (Bromsgrove),
Eleanor Laing (Epping Forest),
Anne McIntosh (Vale of York),
Andrew Mackay (Bracknell),
Andrew Rosindell (Romford),
Hugo Swire (Devon East),
Sir Peter Tapsell (Louth & Horncastle),
Angela Watkinson (Upminster),
Ann Widdecombe (Maidstone & The Weald),
David Wilshire (Spelthorne),
Lady Ann Winterton (Congleton),
Sir Nicholas Winterton (Macclesfield)
Independent:
Dai Davies (Blaenau Gwent),
Robert Wareing (Liverpool West Derby)d
Great photo of Jacqui on the Guardian. Disheveled, gurning, dark eye bags. Looks like she’s been cornered when leaving a cheap hotel at an odd hour. Even the poe-faced Guardian is developing a sense of humour, as the caption reads: “Jacqui Smith was said to be ‘getting on with her job’ today.”
She’s awful at everything else, after all.
And let us not forget that these expenses are being claimed at her “second” home, not her “main” home at her sister’s place.
No wonder she wanted to change the freedom of information act to prevent this stuff getting out.
It sounds as though John Lyon, the so-called Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards needs a good investigating too.
If he is prepared to help hide this, then he is part of the problem.
String him up by the balls.
What? You did? and its on video?
Oh best find a punishment he doesn’t like then…
I bet Griffiths is grateful to Ms Smith for picking up the spotlit baton this morning.
bah humbug!
bah humbug!