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Stay calm and amuse yourselves.
Another Twittish Tweet from Kerry McCarthy | BBC
What’s the Point of Our Anti-Business Secretary? | Ruth Porter
HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
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Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Sic transit gloria?
O/T – The Fawkes curse – MPs expenses – continues its roll out:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23666130-details/MP+with+two+homes+minutes+from+Commons+claims+37,000+expenses/article.do
White Transit Van?
Gloria sick in transit
Pompeii adsum am forti
Caeser ad erat
Pompeii sic in omnibus
Caeser sic in at.
But it’s not mundi, it’s tuesdi
You mean, “Sic transit gloria mundi”?
I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago
Ok, “lundi”
what is wrong with LDV?
…or Jag
TaTa asking Mandybum for hundreds of millions or the Jag brand of cars will collapse, and all those New Labour voters will be out of a job. More likely, the money is needed to subsidise the new £1000 car in India for Indian consumers.
After the technology kicks in we’ill have new British brands to meet the needs of the 21st century. I bring you Sloth Dynomotor Co and their new Van – Staysat.
Think you’re out of date “Jag” workers can no longer be viewed necessarily as “dead cert” Labour votes anymore – why do you think Geoffrey Robinson is looking worried ? There’s swathes of constituencies in the West Midlands – “Jag”-Landrover-Ford” conurbation which used to be viewed as “Labour” looking a shade dicey come the elections methinks whatever the “noble Lord Mandelson” may offer (or NOT)in the way of subsidies
Too true, even if they vote Liebore they still prefer Dave as per Sunday Times Poll; ho, ho!
Fucking hilarious Max. Thanks for that. Yep. I think it’s time for somebody at UNITE to insist on a secret ballot to decide which party should be getting their donations. At just 3% lead to Labour I’d say it’s possible that they should actually be sending all that loot to Tory central office instead.
Ahahahahahahaha.
All those hundreds of billions just to keep the fuckers in a pointless job hidden from sight off the dole and still the ungrateful bastards won’t vote Labour.
Ahahahahahahaha.
Heres a thought….LDV in trouble want bail out, Jag in trouble want a bail out, Landrover in the poo, want a bail out.
Simple Government take over the lot, merge them all together and produce
a High Speed 4 x4 delivery van..ok I will crawl back under my mushroom
Yeah, and call the company British Leyland, and call the delivery van a “Marina” with a square steering wheel.
The correct instruction, Mr Fawkes, is “Keep Calm and Carry On”. Please keep to Government guidelines in future. Remember, the man from Whitehall knows best!
If any of you can bear to stray over to LabourList, you will find that Dolly has appropriated the “Keep Calm…….” poster for his own purposes. Can anyone think suitable amusing riposte…….?
This is similar to Brown’s attempt to appropriate Obama and the G20 in the vain hope of covering the Labour Party in reflected glory.
“Keep the cash and Carry on”
14 days and no longer. Kate is not best pleased with Derek living off her back. Expect fireworks soon.
“KBO” is the old wartime suggestion … Keep Buggering On … not inappropriate in certain political circles.
in latter conflicts we would say “stag on”
LOLfPM
superba frango, ldv et transit exeunt
Whiiirrr….whirrr…whiirrr…I’m a helicopter.
Crash, crunch, I’m a pretzel.
Crunch, crash, I’m an economy.
Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop OH FUCK clip clop, clip clop.
I’m an Amish hedge fund crash.
Why not take the opportunity to get it off your chest and tell the G20 what you think of Gordon Brown:
http://www.labour.org.uk/g20
I can’t believe the smug git is using the crash for publicity purposes.
That is a joke. Interestingly they don’t seem to let everyone see what has been submitted – too embarrassing by far I would think.
http://www.labour.org.uk/g20_entries/entry/64767/ddc269d87a97895f988d3ebe1aa4471c/
Oh… Yes…. http://www.labour.org.uk/g20_entries/entry/64776/9223996a7b55494027d5f06e99127954/
This certainly could be a good game.
They are on the ball. Shut the viewing capability down already.
http://www.labour.org.uk/g20_entries/entry/64786/f81a63d88a339fef5b7b22b636d5ba77/
I can.
http://www.labour.org.uk/g20_entries/entry/64794/eb478530469e04cd85ed3e8953c0e0a8/
See how long that lasts…
Eksellent game indeed
http://www.labour.org.uk/g20_entries/entry/64801/72ee204b92ec2b670ce6d4e50f4e7006/
Mr Obama. If you remember that you cannot believe a word Brown tells you, we might have a chance……
http://www.labour.org.uk/g20_entries/entry/64802/fed8aff0352bb65e0286e79ff8aab3e2/
Slosed those last two down already. Try this then from the Beeb:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7960694.stm
The source of toxic assets – in Auld Reekie hersel’
Who was behind this financial inferno? NuLab OGC-approved planning consultant behind the scheme backing the developer.
Wheres the fire…?
My mother, whilst in Le Havre on the day of a ferry crossing, thought she’d found a herbal remedy for travel sickness when she saw the word ‘transit’ on the box. To our amusement it transpired that the concoction was designed to get her bowels moving.
I say, I say: Mr Dogs got not nose!
How do he smell?
Like McBroons Piss!
no
Help! Guido’s been extraordinarily rendered by the Brown Shi(r)ts to… well, where?
Plenty of leftie-scum want rid of him, but who’d have him?
Reminds me of the olde joke about ‘[hate figure of your choice]‘ dying and going to hell, whereupon the other residents of hell arrive at the Pearly Gates begging to be let in…
http://www.activitypit.com the blogsite for Foxnews very camp Redeye programme. it is frightening because the rest of the world rarely gets a mention and the biggest worry inside the USA seems to be bonus payments to AIG execs. Perhaps its time we started looking after number one, make the most of our island status, pull up the drawbridge and tell the rest of the world, no more handouts (or troops) and to go play with itself …
I imagine anyone becoming popular because of this idea as a policy would be very quickly arrested and fitted up as terrorist subversives. Can’t have the scruffs interfering with the international gravy train, you know? Never mind, I’d certainly vote for it if we get another general election.
In the absence of our leader and indulging his request that we amuse ourselves may I suggest a game of Haven’t a Bleedin’ Cluedo?
I’ll have a stab:
Hewitt: an efficient and merciful means of euthanasia whereby the patient is bored to fucking death by a surfeit of soft and gentle patronisation.
McNulty: a moment of hypocrisy so intense that the audience is temporarily blinded and deafened.
Griffiths: a momentary lapse of memory brought about by an intense orgasmic experience. The memory loss remains until gently nudged by photographic evidence.
Milliband: Two meanings are possible here: the first relates to a person of mediocre intelligence with a behavioural problem, in that the subject cannot resist the temptation to commit dreadful faux pas in foreign countries. The second relates to a person of mediocre intelligence with the unfortunate affliction of being as thick and attractive as an elephant’s turd.
Your go.
Prescott: Did it in the library with a Candelstick. “Ah Pauline, nice to see you home early”.
Any one got any jokes?
yeah come on – someone must have some jade goody ones
Heard she is making an appearance on Celebrity Most Haunted
Last month people were calling Jade Goody’s wedding the “Wedding of the Decade” now it can only be considered the “Wedding of the Decayed”
heard this on R 5 Live from that twat Peter Alan
‘what do you call a chav in a box?’
‘Innit’
not sure if he’d thought that through!
Her DVD guide to health and fitness is set to become a collectors item.
Good News for JG fans. She’s finally losing weight.
Nicked from Obnoxio’s Jade post, but I’ll attribute it to Obsidian -
“Mr Tweedy has gone one better than the English Cricket team, he at least gets the ashes…”
Made me giggle, anyway ;o)
New Labour?
conservativefoam?
or howabout dave cameron for PM?
bad jokes, I admit, but jokes nonetheless.
or, gideon osborne for chancellor, now there’s a good one!
but seriously…………
a man goes to the doctor’s and says “doctor, I would like you to look at my knob.”
he then gets out his enormous member and slaps it on the doc’s desk. the doctor spends five minutes poking and examing it and finally says to the man “there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with your penis” to which the man replies
“I know, but it’s an effing peach, isn’t it!”
That’s not funny.
Actually, it is.
What’s the difference between the IRA and the Liebore Govt?
The IRA has sympathisers
whats the difference between a Moped and Jade Goody?
A Moped can reach 30.
Im going to hell.
What do you call that useless flappy bit of skin on the end of Edd Ball’s Penis?
Yvette Cooper.
Labourlist?
Come on Plato, it’s too early in the day for sick jokes.
http://www.sickipedia.org/
Help yourselves, Hoons!
Key inflation measure hits zero for first time in 40 years. This will be used as vindication by this imbecile government to print even more money. What, with the unqualified success of that approach in Japan. Unfortunately, unlike the Japs we manufacture fuck-all except brown babies of teenage mums and no fucker wants to buy them. Not even Angelina Jolie when she can get one cheaper in Kenya and have a nice safari thrown in while she’s about it.
Fuck, we can’t even bolt together itty bits of plastic and manufacture our own vacuum cleaners for less than 300 quid.
We do however have the highest concentration of meeja studies and sociology ‘graduates’ in the known universe. Perhaps we can burn the useless fuckers in power stations and keep the lights on for another few weeks.
We. Are. Fucked. By. Brown.
Vlad you’re an ass not a pimp. The key figure is CPI, not RPI. The wank gov. and media arselickers have switched to RPI as it included mortgage interest payments, which have fallen as the BoE has slashed the base rate. CPI JUMPED from 3.0% to 3.2% between Jan and Feb with prices rising a whole one percent in one month. Get a grip and see the real figures. UK is fucked; hyperinflation is already here, thanks to a 25% fallen pound and now open money printing.
Yeah I know they’re now highlighting the RPI as an excuse to print money. I’m well aware that they down-played/ignored RPI when house prices were rising 20% a year. I’m well aware hyper-inflation is in the bag.
I predicted it years ago….
I predicted it years ago here….
26 Jan 2005…
http://boards.fool.co.uk/Message.asp?mid=9068120&sort=postdate
With the gubmint in hock to its armpits and the consumer in hock to his eyebrows the easy way for any Labour (or Lib-Dem) administration to get out of debt is to print money. I’m increasingly convinced that is what will happen
It wasn’t difficult. It was only ever a question of when.
6th Sep 2004
http://boards.fool.co.uk/Message.asp?mid=8764925&sort=postdate
Fucking clairvoyant me.
Them who bat on it ball on it. The Consumer Price Index ie the one the NewLabour Government opted for as it excluded housing costs – went UP.
Can someone tell the BBC this as they are leading on “Key Inflation Measure” now being zero. There’s nothing key about it – you can’t use one measure whilst it’s rising and another whilst it’s falling……..
Hey!
This is the BBC we’re talking about.
Those Hunts will lie through their A-holes to save this government.
A government metric for every occasion.
How the hell do you think ‘Toenails’ Robinson and ‘Further’ Marr and Robert ‘my dad’s a Labour Peer’ Peston got jobs?
36 – get your own name bud.
Ed Balls has just published his email address.
so.what@gofuckyourself.com
No really…
WOW!
Inflation takes off! ONS figures just released show prices rose a whole one per cent in February. Contrary to the bullshit spewed by the media shills inflation is rampant; deflation a sick joke. One percent in one month! Fifteen to twenty percent a year, that’s 1970s levels and hyperinflation on the way.
Come on Guido, do your best to highlight this. This could be the final nail in the lies and spin of this regime. Contrast Germany’s CPI figure of 1.0%, the EU average of 1.7% and eurozone of 1.2% to UK’s 3.2%.
UK’s utterly, utterly fucked.
Yes it is. But fear not. The BBC (and government) will be concentrating on the RPI at 0.0% to justify keeping the printing presses rolling. You know, the RPI figure they were studiously ignoring when house prices were going up by 20% a year.
Look over there. Not here. Do nothing Tories. Bullingdon Club. Started in America. Best positioned. Doing the right thing.
Some patriot needs to burn the printing presses before they can do any more harm.
The government is busy printing fake money simply to pay the eye watering public payroll, more and more fake money entering the system will end in disaster, seventy five billion pounds? double and treble it then quadruple it and it still wont be enough!
Once the printing presses rolled into action the die was cast, the nightmare of weimar and Zimbabwe looms on the dark horizon aand there is now nothing we can do to stop it, the BBC continue to lie about green shoots and every time they do it gets worse not better.
The corporate credit bubble turbo charged by credit derivatives over the last eight years created the problem there is no escape, just get used to having a lot less, food, heat, shelter and security, at least you’ll have the memories.
Meanwhile I’ll still be getting plenty!
Help the Palestinians in Gaza.
shall I do a tap dance?
I’ve found him…………………………….
“The Basa”
Your link is to Edinburghsucks.com.com, which, after removing the second .com looks like an interesting site but…I can’t very easily read grey lettering on a grey background….
Should be fixed now
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3251682.html
Be very afraid.
Don’t fight the wave of optimism in the stock markets, ride it and take profits frequently. Everyone ought to be looking for an inflation hedge, dollar hedge which is why commodities are on the up. Not long now before the sheeple see the chair on which they sit has only 1 leg. Protect yourselves.
Fucking hell:
Consumer Prices Index (CPI) annual inflation – the Government’s target measure – was 3.2 per cent in February, up from 3.0 per cent in January.
The largest upward pressure on the CPI annual rate came from food and non-alcoholic beverages. The effect was widespread but the largest individual factor was the price of vegetables which rose by more than a year ago. There were smaller upward pressures from fruit, mineral waters, soft drinks and juices, bread and cereals, and meat, partially offset by coffee, tea and cocoa where prices fell this year but rose a year ago.
There were further large upward pressures from:
• recreation and culture where, overall, prices rose by more than a year ago. The effect came mainly from a wide range of games, toys and hobbies and from computer games and preschool activity toys in particular.
• transport costs, mainly due to the price of fuels and lubricants which rose by more than a year ago. The average price of petrol rose by 3.2 pence per litre between January and February this year, to stand at 89.5 pence, compared with a rise of 0.1 pence last year. Diesel prices rose by 2.1 pence per litre this year compared with a rise of 0.5 pence last year. Within this division, there was a partially offsetting downward effect from air fares, principally from European and long-haul routes.
• furniture, household equipment and maintenance with upward effects from major appliances and non-durable household goods.
• clothing and footwear where prices rose by more than a year ago.
The only large downward pressure on the CPI annual rate came from housing and household services. This was due to gas and electricity bills which were unchanged this year but rose a year ago when many suppliers increased their rates.
Retail Prices Index (RPI) inflation slowed to 0.0 per cent in February, down from 0.1 per cent in January. The main factors affecting the CPI also affected the RPI. Additionally, there was a large downward pressure from housing with the main effect coming from mortgage interest payments which are excluded from the CPI.
RPIX inflation – the all items RPI excluding mortgage interest payments – was 2.5 per cent in February, up from 2.4 per cent in January.
As an internationally comparable measure of inflation, the CPI shows that the UK inflation rate in January, at 3.0 per cent, was above the provisional figure for the European Union as a whole of 1.7 per cent.
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=19
- even the bought and paid tame govt. statisticians know the game’s up and hyperinflation is in the system. A year ago they would have tried harder to massage the figures to show deflation in the RPI figure and a reduced CPI figure. The fuckers have the stomach no more for all the shit and lies. The country’s shagged and no one wants associating with the shitheap mess.
Mandy girl says to Gordon – I’ll cook your sock.
Labour won…. and then turned the lights off !!!
Breaking News…
Gordon F Brown, sometimes sub-prime minister of the UK, today announced that the government will be printing Monopoly boards based on Westminster Village to give the electorate something useful to do with all the new money being printed.
There are some changes over the traditional game though.
You go round and round and collect £2000 every time you roll the dice.
Each property can hold up to 4 houses, 1 hotel and 2 second homes.
If you have 2 cards of one colour you can nominate another card of another colour to complete the set. this is called the “staying at me sisters “card.
There are squares for free parking, free kitchens, free meals, free sky TV etc.
There is no go to jail square, but oddly there are 22 get out of jail free cards
Merv the Huntish King explains away the inflation difficulty in his letter to Edingburgh divorce solicitor moonlighting as UK’s Treasury Minister – it wasn’t my fault – who would have thought devaluing the pound by one-third and printing £1 trillion would drive up prices of real things.
http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/monetarypolicy/pdf/cpiletter090324.pdf
Since last summer, world commodity prices have fallen sharply and that has helped drive a fall in overall CPI inflation from 5.2% in September to 3.2% in February. But the effect on UK consumer prices of decreases in world prices has been dampened by the depreciation of sterling.
Since my December letter, the sterling effective exchange rate has depreciated by about 5%, bringing the total depreciation to 28% since the summer of 2007.
February’s inflation outturn is somewhat higher than expected.
That could reflect pass-through of the exchange rate depreciation to consumer prices since much of the strength in the outturn appears to be concentrated in components where a large share of goods is imported.
How was Berkeley, Guido?
I heard today that after their ‘Do Something Funny For Money’ campaign, Comic Relief are expecting an enormous donation from the Government as their handling of the economy has been f*cking hilarious.
The guvment’s so impressed with Comic Relief they’ve decided to ‘Do Something with Funny Money’.
This makes very interesting reading… and we thought then that was a lot of money!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4757181.stm
1914?
Pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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Swiss Bob, you have no shame. Worse than Old Holborn, if that’s humanly possible. And why trawl here for readers? Just look what comes up in the net! People like me!
Thanks for the Plug DENNIS
fucking hell:
Ford puts up car prices
54 minutes ago
Ford, the UK’s biggest-selling car company, is to raise its vehicle prices by an average of 3.75% on April 1, it has been announced.
The firm has said it is “in a battle for survival” and warned that 95% of car companies were likely to have to increase prices.
Ford of Britain managing director Nigel Sharp said most of the firm’s costs were in euros and margins had been squeezed to such an extent that price rises were the only way forward.
Copyright © 2009 The Press Association. All rights reserved.
Naaaah. That’s not happening. RPI is 0.0%. It’s deflation that’s the enemy. That’s why we need to print 75bn quid. Not to pay the box-tickers and bed-wetters. But because deflation is the enemy and it’s the right thing to do.
Vote Labour.
We’re fucked.
Prescott takes a whore to a seedy hotel. She says “Come on, Big Boy, give me 12″ and make it hurt”. So he shagged twice and hit her with a brick
It was three times actually.
O/T…
Little comment has been given to this year’s huge hikes in business rates.
The transitional scheme whereby business rates are capped has come to an end after some twat in the Treasury decided to shorten the duration of the scheme. Now, instead of spreading business rate increases over five years, the term has been shortened to four.
Consequently, thousands of small, medium and large businesses are faced with massive hikes in their bills at a time when business is down. Furthermore, rate increases will be based on the inflation rate of September 2008 (five per cent) not today’s RPI (zero per cent).
We claim small business relief but it is not a well-known facility and, besides, the chances are that there will be insufficient money available to those businesses who are facing huge (and I mean huge – 100, 200 per cent) hikes.
Joy of joys. Welcome to Britain.
Since my December letter, the sterling effective exchange rate has depreciated by about 5%, bringing the total depreciation to 28% since the summer of 2007.
February’s inflation outturn is somewhat higher than expected.
could the two be connected you prat?
Yeah. This is the latest fucking Labour canard. That they’ve ‘managed’ the devaluation of sterling to make us ‘more competitive’. When what we’ve had is a completely uncontrolled devaluation occasioned by mass-scales-falling-from-eyes as it becomes apparent to foreign investors that our economy is completely fucked. And we’re going to want a lot more of those fucking comedy bits of paper than before if you want to buy one of our Audis.
Then they bat away any suggestion that Sarkozy and Merkel thing Brown is fucking insane by suggesting that Merkel is just cross because our exports have got cheaper and so we’re now flooding the world market with manufactured goods and putting Germans on the dole. If it were true I’d be fucking delighted. Unfortunately the only thing we appear to be exporting is sterling as we buy up any fucking currency we can before the pound becomes fucking worthless.
Jade Goody seems to have been the only person to have made any money this month.
McMental did wish her all the best when he doscovered that she had Hoon cancer, from that point on she was terminal.
Dictionary says for Jade:
1. a worn-out, broken-down, worthless, or vicious horse.
2. a disreputable or ill-tempered woman.
Says it all, really.
That’s right Beast, She got 10 quid on eBay for her hairdryer.
Of course McMental wished her god speed and bon voyage, the sooner she’s gone the sooner McMental will get his thieving hands on her death duty money.
Anyone seen or heard where Dave is these days? Keith Vaz is more visible.
Vaz more visible? only if he is not standing in from of an oil slick!
Yes, he’s been speechifying at the London Stock Exchange.
Playing the Sherriff of Nottingham………..
“Steals from the poor gives to the Rich”
Someone give him some armbands he’s so out of his depth it’s embarassing.
Tra laa!
Nous sommes foutus.
http://www.labour.org.uk/home
A lifes savings… 40% taken by taxes…. fatsos on benefits… nothing.
Yeah! oi’ve just cum from the clap clinic – old Hew-a-tit says oi gotta go fer me regla checkup innit. Ain’t got no rash or itch this time nyva, – kno wot oi mean?
All the OldLyingBore Wimmin wots been cast off hav to go – kno wot oi mean?
An that lying cheatin bastard – ee promised me the erf he did! Kno wot oi mean?
Nah ‘iz got that nancy boy!
Oi waz brought up proper oi was, – he used to keep talkin abart me, and dressin me up, an paradin me, – nah look wot oi’ve cum to to get a few quid.
Mind you, oi get a good trade round the back of old BossyBoots chip van!
Got a loit?
Fancy a quicky?
Gotta get that dodgy flood control sorted.
Anyone at a loose end should get over to Guardian ‘Comment is Free’ and give the Hunt Campbell the kicking he’s asking for. The censors are going mad on them so there’s some sport to be had.
Well done Guido. That’s what I call keeping your audience informed – albeit minimalistic.
von Brown lied. He said that the retail price of food was going down … not UP!!
MPs call for a £40K salary increase: see …
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5040614/Tony-McNulty-row-MPs-call-for-40000-pay-rise.html
Those MPs who reckon they’re worth more than their already large salaries (by most voters standards) should feck off and get it in the private sector – there’s no shortage of applicants to become MPs and there’s no shortage of talented people willing to do an honest job for less than the current shower. Simples!
Dan Butler MP, Lab, Montego bay is on the fiddle
In Transit, eh? I bet it’s crowded with stuff there, as so many items have been lost in Transit over the years, there’s probably no room to move by now…
Hi Gordon,
Just read all the comments after your articale in The Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/mar/22/gordon-brown-terrorism?commentpage=7
… so, no election, yet….?
Comment 100 on a totally empty post.
From the team that bought you Carry on Claiming, Carry on Taxing and the award winning Carry on Spinning, a brand new film..
Carry on Spending. A hilarious look at clowns in government.
All the old gang reunited for a gloriously funny record 12th time.
Barbara Windsor = Hazel Blears
Kenneth Williams = Peter Mandelson
June Whitfield = Harriet Harman
Phil Silvers = Tony McNulty
Joan Sims = Kate Hoey
Terry Scott = Ed Milliband
Beryl Reid = Tamsin Dunwoody
Jon Pertwee = Jon McFall
Sid James = Peter Hain
Hattie Jacques = Jacqui Smith
Frankie Howerd = James Purnell
Charles Hawtrey = Alistair Darling
Bernard Cribbins = Ed Balls
Jim Dale = Geoff Hoon
Kenneth Connor = Andy Burnham
Roy Castle = David Miliband
Bernard Bresslaw = Shaun Woodward
Windsor Davies = Jack Straw
Julian Clary = Gordon Brown
Its going to end in a riot.. You’ll laugh so hard eventually you’ll cry buckets.
Now showing at the Westminster Picture Palace.
Daily screenings until May 2010
All the names on the left, I can’t think of one I hate – they all bring back fond memories.
The names to the right, I can’t think of one that I would piss on if they were on fire
…not so sure about seeing Hazel Blears’s bra flying off…!!!!
Bill, very good indeed. May I just say however that it might be a tad insulting for the people on the left of your list to be likened to the criminal scum on the right of your list.
Kenneth Conner as Hengist Pod in Carry on Cleo really does look like Andy Burnham.
As for the government.. well as Bernard Bresslaw might say
“Fakir! Off!”
the lot of them.
…to make it more a farce, you could have Mervyn King wander on stage as a muddled Capt Mainwaring followed by Fred “the shred” as Walker the spiv…
You’ve forgotten to add Stanley Unwin from Carry On Regardless played by John Prescott.
“Once a polly tie tode, when our young worle was fresh in univerbs and Englande its beauty garden, a young lad set out in the early mordee, to find it deef wisdom and true love in flower petals arrayed…”
Deep joy !
Excellent idea.
The Carry on films in full.
Carry On in you Snatch Landrover Sergeant 1958 black and white
Carry On spreading MRSA Nurse 1959 b&w
Carry On Stabbing the Teacher 1959 b&w
Carry On Ticking Boxes Constable 1959 b&w
Carry On Regardless of the Enquiry 1961 b&w
Carry On Cruising 1962 {first colour carry on film. First appearance of Peter Mandelson.}
Carry On Cabby { featuring Michael Martin’s wife} 1963 b&w
Carry On JackStraw 1963 colour
Carry On Spying on Everyone 1964 b&w
Carry On Cleptos 1964 colour, and so were all subsequent films
Carry On Being Cowboys 1965
Carry On Screaming! 1966
Carry On Don’t Lose your Seat 1966 Originally released without “carry on” in the title
Carry On Follow that Camel 1967 same as above, “carry on” was added later to both films. Stared Caroline Flint in the title role.
Carry On Doctor Shipman 1967
Carry On Taking it up the Khyber 1968
Carry On Being Camp 1969
Carry On Polyclinicing Again Doctor 1969
Carry On up the Junket 1970
Carry On Loving it. 1970
Carry On Henry {Also released as Carry on King and Carry on Mervyn} 1971
Carry On at your InConvenience 1971
Carry On talking about reintroducing Matron 1972 {still unfinished}
Carry On Troughing Abroad 1972
Carry On Blair Babes 1973
Carry On Being a Dick 1974
Carry On Up the Behind 1975
Carry On Screwing England 1976
That’s A Carry On 1997-2005 Clips show featuring Tony Blair.
Carry On Bloodyelle 1978 Last of the series
Carry On Columbine
Very funny!
…be fair, what has Julian Clary done to get the crap role?
Carry on Columbus
That was a sh1t movie.
Haven’t been arrested again, have you?
Christ on a bike.
The Conservatives had been hostile to regulation of financial services for ten years and the public remains suspicious of David Cameron because he appears to have no guiding values or consistency.
Well done Jeremy. It’s good to remind people who has really been in government these past 12 years. Otherwise the silly public might lose sight of who the culprits are.
You can never be too careful.
Just an example of how our wonderful Telegraph has been despoiled.
Not only does our once quality daily have a reserved section for somebody called “Jade Goody”, but look at this article
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5042704/The-memory-man-who-can-remember-everything.html
“What was the date and the location of the Palestinian gorilla’s killing of Israeli athletes?”
Did the Gorillas escape from the Zoo and own the killing?!?
Who do they have working at the Telegraph? 16yr old YTS trainees?
Or should I say 16yr old trainee’s?
…is every shit, or is it just me?
I bet they pronounce the letter “H” as “Haich” too.
F@ck. This country is going downhill under Labour
Everything is shit, including darned laptop keyboards…
The Telegraph? don’t worry about that, take a look at what the Barclay Hoons have done to the people of Sark, the end of an idyllic way of life, two fat bullies with money and the political connections that go with it!
Thanks for pointing out he error. We have changed the text.
It wasn’t our error. We really did thing it was a single Gorilla that had escaped from the Palestinian zoo.
Our reporter is well clever and went to university and everything.
We are outsourcing our reporting to China and India. It is more cost effective.
All our outsourced reporters are well clever and only holiday resort to babelfish when the dont know all the word.
Check out Birmingham Labour. Have you seen a worse political website?
The email of the Chairman of the Birmingham Party, Mr Mahmood Ahmed is goli@btinternet.com.
I was wondering if that “Goli” is a racist nickname given to him by his racist Labour party chums or is just short for “Jolly Good”.
The Labour Party is a bit like a crappy Harry Potter movie, there are always token blacks in every shot around the central characters – but the central characters are all white.
No just the fruit of Liebour’s we-cant’-spell edukashin, what he meant to write was Golli — the shortened form of the much loved doll.
O/T seen the token black labour whip in the Evening Standard? She’s taking umbrage because a reporter questioned her allowances on TWO central London homes…. another labour porker.
so the MP’s are trying to blackmail the public with the old pay us more than we’ll stop stealing ruse (see http://anon126.blogspot.com/2009/03/mcnulty-mps-say-pay-us-more-then-well.html ) It is obvious they would use the McNulty to screw us for more wages, it will not stop the abuse of course, as I’ve said in another place, if fiddlers like McNulty who earn several hundred thousand pounds a year still fiddle I don’t think some will stop no matter what they are paid,
still it all defelects attention from a labour minister which is nice for them!!!!
Nick Clegg = Neil Kinnock
JUst heard Yvette Cooper on BBC R5.
Mouthing Shite as usual… global crisis…blah, blah, … international action …blah,blah … BoE has a difficult task … blah, blah.
The BBC presenters were invisible while they let her make the PP broadcast.
For those of an older disposition, Robin Day would have had these children sitting in their chairs blubbing and crying for their mummies.
Where the fuck have all the decent political interviewers gone?
BBC – just ain’t worth it no more!
Fucking lies. The BoE has a very simple task. Control CPI inflation. Well it’s at 3.2%. Time to put interest rates up chaps. Stop folk from borrowing too much money and fucking their futures.
Oh.
The BBC is going to get it.
They lashed themselves to the Labour party and they are going down.
Those BBC workers demonstrating loyalty to the people and her Majesty, can keep their jobs. The rest will receive the legal minimum payoff.
Perhaps a new light infantry regiment can be formed with unemployed ex-BBC employees.
The Bendover Brigade?
and then sent to Afghanistan….
Yeah – but see no but we’re”The BBC – it’s what we do !” – look we’ve got to make sure that the government gets its message over loud and clear WITHOUT dissent see otherwise we might get those nasty Tories back and don’t forget it’s all their fault anyway – Thatcher and Howe were responsible for the lack of regulation in the City and the present credit crunch/recession/unemployment and everything else and don’t give us that rubbish about being them two being out of government for almost 19 years the British people know who’s to blame for the present problems whilst our(sorry slip of the tongue there meant to say Labour) hardworking and worth every penny of the thousands in expenses they claim for their second homes(Christ have you tried to get a cab to take you south of the river after 10pm for god sake ?)MPs(who of course don’t come from privileged backgrounds(oh alright Hattie keep quiet and nobody will remember) need to claim expenses to ensure that they fulfil their duties of holding the Tory Opposition to account – the Tories all inherited their wealth and have loads and loads of directorships which need to be relinquished( I mean the renowned political pundit and commentator Kevin Maguire told BBC Breakfast to-day that Oliver Letwin was a director of Rothschilds and he should resign forthwith – Kate Silverton riposted but I think he resigned some month’s ago didn’t he ? Well that doesn’t make it any better does it says Kevin). And finally here’s our Prime Minister working tirelessly day and night to Save the World and travelling around the World(we’re all going too – well the expenses are great for foreign trips)trying to save the global economy and everybody heres being really horrible about him and anyway all us at the “Beeb” think Yvette is definite leadership material so stop being beastly to her
…and on Newsnight we saw Mr Roy Hattersley point out the exact page in Mrs Thatcher’s autobiography where she takes sole responsibility for the mess we are in….even after 12 years of a Labour Government… a remarkable women.
“Yvette is definite leadership material”
Nah she’s pornstar material – if only she’d shave…
The Government spokesman, when asked about Tony McNulty, made it clear McDoom sees being a Government Minister as a separate job from being an MP ie. 2 jobs.
What the fuck is the difference then if a Tory or Liberal MP has second job. Surely it is up to their constituents to decide if they are carry out their MP duties not some deranged asshole who has single handedly destroyed the British economy for a generation.
And NOW to cap( we like “puns” at the BBC – look at our news strap lines – we can’t spell but we have a laugh afterward) it all everybody is saying that Mervyn has “dissed” Gordon’s fiscal stimulus plan ahead of the G20.No he hasn’t – you can rely on us to get the tape edited correctly on this one and you’ll find he didn’t actually say what you thought he said – he NEVER said that he thought the UK didn’t have sufficent ability to increase it’s spending or increase the fiscal stimulus and he should know he’s in charge of the “printing presses”.Anyway that’s the line we’re taking on it. The BBC fearless in asking the difficult questions to hold the “Tories” to account. The “BBC – it’s what we do !”
There’s no doubting where I came from! . . . . Sanctimonious Shit from The Son of The Manse! (All the coprophiliacs at AlJaBeeba love me too!)
German MEP on Lord HawHaw WATO programme just hammered McBust’s crusade to bludgeon G20 into more economic stimulus (i.e cash for ShreddieFreddie’s pension).
He said FOUR years ago the Germans called for much tighter banking supervision worldwide but the “AngloSaxons” would hear none of it, “now we see who was right.” He said if Brown thinks he can force others in the EU into more stimulus then the EU should reopen the British rebate issue. Germany makes the biggest contribution to EU cohesion funds, UK ought to consider matching these before demanding more stimulus money.
Booum ! G20 down the tubes!
Fly home McRuin save us the rest of the travel costs, austerity is for all.
Why would Brown renegotiate the UK rebate? He loves giving away British money.
If we get it back Blair couldnt become President of Europe.
If you are feeling a down today, watch this and remember better days… love that woman.
Bliss…
She got turned out though, 22 November 1990.
That was a glorious day, Tories at their best!
and still toasting their ‘leaders’
Hip hip hurray!
Hip hip hurray!
Hip hip hurray!
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out! Out! Out!
Tra laa!
Shall I do another tap dance?
But when tony Blair was pushed from office i wept real tears. Real tears I say.
It was an emotional moment for us all.
… one point that I DO worry about is that I remember more names from Thatcher’s Government than I do with this Tory Shadow Government.
thats because BBC and Murdoch have a Labour bias – and ITV has been killed by the BBC Subsiopoly and Michael Grade p1ssing ITV’s money up the wall.
Me too – scary.
BBC (finally) says: “The rising price of imported goods – particularly fruit, vegetables and toys – has caused an expected rise in one measure of UK inflation.” Notice: only in ONE measure of inflation; happens to be their Dear Leader’s preferred measure of course but never mind. Also it was “expected” so forget all those sissy headlines elsewhere saying it was a “surprise”. The Great Leader expected this. Obviously. The McBroon of course has consistently preferred the “measure” that just shows him up in the best light. And the Daily Mash reckons the “inflation basket” is changing again…
Thanks entirely to ura, comment 29, the Tuscan has been introduced to a web site that give us humour like this:
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry; that was an insect.”
To which the son replies, “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that.”
Excellent! Lucky I wasn’t drinking coffee!
Crab sarnies for bollocksbankers?
http://www.g-20meltdown.org/index.html
Any one see Gordon McWanker at Strasbourge on Sky right now
what a fucking wanker, just fuck off and die you one eyed twat
They didn’t shoot him as a Terrorist?!
European scum!
he cant even fucking speak, the stuttering droopy jawed, one eyed piss pants
has he even mentioned the UK ??, EU this EU that fuck the EU
seriously show the speech in black and white, add a few nazi flags behind them
it could be something from the 1940s, that man scares the life out of me
Bob
read this:
http://www.politicshome.com/Landing.aspx?Blog=6832&perma=link
The last sentence was stomach churning even by Fuckwit McDoom’s low, low standards.
are we nearly there yet?
Only another couple of trillion to go.
Don’t worry, we’ll soon be in the third world.
Yes, yes, I know I’ve been a bit quite of late, I really am taking a good hard, long look at the expenses of those good people (MPs) that pay my wages, well ok I know it’s taxpayers money, but hey, plenty more of that out there!
While you are at it they are
not ‘expenses’
they are ‘allowances’
there is a difference
How very dare you, you sir are a complete hoon, whilst I am a CB on a six figure salary plus expenses.
I can say what I like, not do whatever I like and I never make mistakes!
Too many darned monkeys = too much money spent on peanuts. Fewer monkeys or slimmer monkeys, that’s the choice. Definitely no more bloomin’ peanuts.
FFS how far are you going!
You couldn’t make it up :
The Financial Services Authority (FSA) has cancelled its annual review of its effectiveness
“In a December board meeting, attended by chairman Lord Adair Turner and chief executive Hector Sants (pictured), decided the review would not be conducted despite the fact that the review is a requirement under the Combined Code on corporate governance.”
Anyone care to review the effectiveness of the FSA in 2008?
Not fit for purpose.
This country has always been in transit,
from one corrupt government to the next!
Teacher falls foul of one of the 1000s ZaNuLab undebated law changes and is sent to jail for affair with 17 year old girl. ZaNuLab = NuPedo’s to be found everywhere!
Meanwhile ‘English’ muslim who screams for gays to be stoned to death here in the UK, just gets extra benefits so that he has more time on his hands in working towards that idyllic state of sharia UK. Welcomed of course by blinkered politicians of all persuasions who are always desperate for voters.
Niger
Like the one in the Congo?
Window LIcker
Cu.nt
Nigga
I think I know were Fawkes is going…and if the trip produces results we’re all going to die of pleasure…
But I’m not saying anymore.
What a tease!
Recording Sunday’s TV show?
In today’s other news, BoE Govenor Merv King has finally grown a pair of bollocks and stuffed his boot right up Brown’s arsehole…
Mervyn King dropped a bombshell in his evidence to the Treasury Select, namely that he doesn’t think there is a case for another fiscal stimulus. At a stroke he appears to have demolished Gordon Brown’s reasoning for the G20 summit and the Budget by saying we can’t afford another injection into the economy. These are the key quotes:
“I’m sure the government will want to be cautious in this respect. There is no doubt we are facing very large fiscal deficits over the next 2-3 years.
“Given how big those deficits are, I think it would be sensible to be cautious about going further in using discretionary measures to expand the size of those deficits.
“The level of the fiscal position in the UK is not one that would say: ‘Well, why don’t we just engage in another significant round of fiscal expansion?’”
Good ol’ Merv – better late than never, I suppose…
We now need ‘Steady Eddie’ George to wield a big knife and come out with an unexpurgated version of the introduction of the new regulatory system in 1997.
That would finish off Brown better’n Custer at the Little Big Horn.
It will be interesting to hear the spin on this one… roll on the Election.
This isn’t news as far as the Brown Broadcasting Corporation is concerned.
BBC R5 – not a mention of it
Maybe they think if they keep quiet then it never happened.
Wow!
R5 mentioned it.
But brings in an expert to say swervin’ Mervyn didn’t say what he said.
BBC understatement on 4pm News Channel bulletin(although unlikely to be repeated mainstream I suspect subsequently and I suspect that the particular BBC reporter was caught out temporarily “off message” and appeared to be having a “dangerous whiff” of indpendent thought(better crackdown on that laddie or you’ll end up on the regional news morning bulletins) – “Mervyn King’s words could prove difficult for the Prime Minister as he tours the World’s capitals drumming up support for his position ahead of the G20 meeting at the end of next week, 2 April. It could prove embarassing at the press conference where Mr Brown is extolling the virtues of his “fiscal stimulus policy” if he’s challenged by the assembled British Journalists – “Prime Minister it’s all very well telling the world that we need to increase our fiscal stimulus but the Governor your own Central Bank says the UK government can’t afford to spend anymore cash!!!!!!!!!
“The Bank of England has supported the government’s fiscal stimulus policy” says Downing Street in response to Merv’s comments.
BBC News 24
Now, am I the only one to spot the subtle use of the past tense there?
Mind you these central bankers like to mangle their words, so can’t really tell what they’re saying.
And the BBC economics editor has had her orders from No 10, pointing out that the Governor’s position is quite, quite different to that of David Cameron and George Osborne because they opposed the stimulus at the time of the pre-Budget Report.
No darling, Cameron and Osborne were right all along and Merv has only now had the balls to back them up. This is a huge feather in Osborne’s cap given that he led the decision to oppose the fiscal expansion at the time.
Interesting aside, Roger Bootle reckons this is Merv trying to bolster Alistair Darling in a huge Treasury vs No 10 bust up over the budget.
p.s. it’s lead item on News 24 and BBC News website now, it just took longer for them to get their line from Gordon, what with him being in Brussels.
On that topic, note that McTwat told the European Commission (or parliament) that the EU is ‘uniquely placed’ to deal with the recession.
Let’s count how many other audiences he says the same thing to during his world “avoid PMQ” tour. Did he say it in his speech to Congress?
Can’t we just change the lock on 10 Downing Street while he’s away?
Then everyone in the whole of London just hide behind the sofa.
When he returns and starts banging on the door and calling out to be let in just make sure everyone stays very quiet until he goes away.
Surely Fawkes is just getting ready for his ‘face-off’ with Draper on Daily Politics ?
Unless you know something different, Naked Streets, in which case “Don’t come here with half a story..” – Put up or Shut up, as they say ‘oop north’…
Don’t call me Shirley
No can’t say….read the blog from the top, where the destination – as far as I know – is written out in black and white.
I think we all know the G20/Euro Elections are going to be a disaster.
Question is – what will follow up this fiasco ?? Hattie’s stiletto ?
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Glad to see you now know what is a river and what isn’t. Pillock.
I wish the intelligent poster above from 198-209 would go back to the BNP website and play with their own. Or perhaps it’s Draper trying to claim that Guido is indeed a racist…..
Oops – looks like Guido is getting spammed.
Draperbot?
POLLY’s LAMENT
She writes today in CiF:
“This is an emergency.
Act now, or local news will die. Papers around Britain are following US titles to the grave.
The government needs to step in, for the sake of democracy”
She has the absolute gall to continue
“…oblige local councils to stop wasting money on their own Pravda sheets, and to buy space in clearly defined zones in their local news trusts. ”
And then this for Gawd’s sake
“It might need a small subvention from council tax”
But not for all:
“Britain without the Mail or the Sun would be a happier place, less biliously nihilist, less miserable, angry and afraid.”
Finishes by insulting us!
“But democracy without the scrutiny of good journalism is unthinkable. In the end, it’s up to you. If you always read this on the web, go out and buy a copy, skinflint.”
Words fail me…
… they wont fail The SUN, perhaps it would be a better place without The Mirror?
Beginning Civil Resistance
Given the state our country has come to under this criminal, trecherous and corrupt ‘government’ – not least because of the destruction of our civil liberties, the time may be coming where civil resistance becomes necessary. Civil disorder may well erupt this summer as some commentators predict, but this is unlikely to be effective. This government don’t care about the electorate, only themselves and their morally corrupt, souless and dishonest party. They will deploy their police forces, which thanks to NuLabour placemen is now an instrument of state repression and no longer a protector of the people and their property. As you all may recall, this police force was quite happy to assault CountrySide Alliance demonstrators in London a few years ago, explemfied so well by the pictures of a shrill young female officer beating two old age pensioners in their eighties squealing “We must protect Parliment”.
Mass urban confrontation is futile, the government will ignore and assault it as I have described. Political spin will be applied to demonise protesters and equate them with terrorists and such anti-terro laws will be applied against those inevitably arrested. The best place to organise and begin civil resistance to this squalid enemy government must be in areas where theri power is weaker, spies and cameras fewer – police thin on the ground and difficult to reinforce rapidly.
This ground is the rural areas of the country, which produce food and through where the transport networks run.
How does this work? Well the first rule is non-violence, it must not be the aim of resisters to hurt fellow subjects of the Queen, despite whatever uniforms they wear or oppressive acts they engage in against the people. Indeed, it should be an aim of resisters to act so that the agents of the state acting on orders or from furstartaion attack the people. This is an impotant step in further separating this government from claims of leadership or connection with the vast majority of the people oin the UK.
Some beginning steps.
1. Expose and confirm the BBC as the active propaganda minstry of NuLabour by witholding the TV Tax (Licence fee) with the aim of forcing the Government o either act to ‘save’ the BBC by more direct funding thus, confiriming it as a State Actor, or allwing it to go unfdder, or run itself as a going concern. Also, switch it off, do not listen to it, remove it’s audience.
2. Withold payment of poll tax/community charges. Oragnise alternative services locally – including education, remove children from schools and the control of this monstrous anti-knowledge, counter-enlightenment and anti-male state. Home school of possible, or locally organise. (eg. 50,000+ British kids are home schooled on their parents boats in the Med, seriously – its do-able). Mass non-payment will of course block up the court system when the fines and summons begin. But this reaction to this act of resistance should be absorbed, ciminalising a population in the end only criminalises the regime who acts against the people.
3. Marginalise local police in your village / area. Do not serve Police Officers in shops or pubs, osatracise their families socailly and kids at school. (I know this is harsh, as some country coppers are of course good guys – but it’s the uniform here, not the person). The idea here is that local police will then move away and this forces the government to deploy outsiders or ‘garrison’ cops. Just check out how popular the Caribineri are in Italy, for example.
4. Disable, destory or remove survellience devices, starting with speed cameras – these do not save lives, but gather intel and loot for the government. Move onto CCTV cameras.
5. Hold local councillors to account for everything they do or say. Wake up British Sheeple! GET POLITICAL!
6. Sue all (especially labour) local council employees, councillors and agents of the state for the slightest thing. (You’ll be surprised how many pro bono prepared lawyers there are out there who do actually detest this government too). This of course, also blocks up the courts. Human Rights breaches are perfect given the curent climate – and a perfect weapon to hoist NuLabour with their own petard with.
7. Disrupt road and rail communications, safely – again, no violence. Hoax calling from PAYG mobiles is effective (then ditch the phone). Make sure Police only called, if emergency services are to be wasted let the agents of the state take the action.
8. resisters should organise in a cellular structure and contact others using the front of normal organisations such as sports and hobby clubs. Takes time, but works.
9. Blockade fuel depots and agitate in refineries where possible, inflitrate unions at low level, since their bosses are now part of the political elite – they will hardly notice or care until it is too late.
10. Innundate Labour and governemnt websites with DOS/Cyber attacks. Innudate MPs with paper mail and faxes. Clog their systems completely.
That’s just for starters.
Yes, dear. Is my tea ready yet?
Bollocks – Read LEADERLESS RESISTANCE
So Newspapers should be subsidised – except the Mail and the Sun. That sounds like fair and unbiased to me.
‘Good journalism’? Well that’s the Guardian out for starters. Never mind Polly – think of all the carbon offsetting you’ll do when you can’t afford to fly to Tuscany.
Surely it would be better if the hacket-faced hag couldn’t fly back from Tuscany. Let her leathery, poisonous face burn off in the sun.
As a bilious, miserable, angry nihilist, may I just say ‘fuck off Polly – I’m afraid of nothing’
I never read her pointless whingeing drivel anyway, and hope the Grauniad (tax evading Hoons that they are) sink without trace very soon.
Can someone bring some order to these comments.
I see Draper’s here.
Has the Transit broken down???
Let’s keep amused until Guido returns; what about Dave giving the FSA a good kicking today. Sweet. Any seconds?
PCSO here, what seems to be the problem.
There is a lot more abuse than amuse going on.
That’s a classic.
Labour will look after me and my baby.
Quite!
DollyBot error …
swearbot mode for right wing blogs engaged
Fuckers..pisser.shitters..
CIF mode..
Blow, bother, Pish, Bloomin’, flip…
Lefty mode
The never ending dialectic transference of oppositional symetry between Marxist/Trotskyist/Engelist cabalism of the oppressed masses seeking perspicuity without…
{snore yawn ….shutdown }
Nothing I can do though, thank you and goodbye.
WTF is going on at the White House?
A quick list:
1) “Reset”/Overcharge button to the Russians
2) DVD box set to Brown
3) Barak thanks himself for initing himself to the US
4) Sends a letter to President Chirac
Did I miss any?
Look at Spencer ICAP Butler Local Council money Icelandic banks.
Look at Chris Anthony information or advice.
Spencer the Conservative Party Treasurer took lots of commission duping local councils in to placing money with Icelandic Banks through a division of ICAP called Butlers. Look at the Butlers/ICAP website presents itself as an adviser but the MD Chris Anthony claims in evidence to Parliament that they never gave advice only information.
Like Iceland, it smells more than a bit fishy.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Again I must thank you (and your many aliases) for drawing our attention to who has been in government these last 12 years. I do feel however that their financial record speaks for itself.
Pimply have a brain,
All of a suddne silence on tax payers’ money going astray.
You are fine with the City sharks hoovering up money from hapless local councils and then installing themselves as Conservative Party Treasurers.
The rest of us aren’t.
The Conservatives are literally in bed with the spivs, now.
Spencer, Fink, Ashcroft
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
The Inquisition is right the Conservatives are up to their neck in the financial crookery that has run riot over the last eight years.
Why should we reward that when all they will do is fill their boots and cover up the misconduct that was rife in the City.
It’s a good job people like the Inquisition keep pointing out the reality.
The Conservatives are literally in bed with the spivs, now.
Spencer, Fink, Ashcroft
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Thanks for the info, must not forget who has been in power the last 12 years… nasty Tories..
I have a thought…. this good just work. The Tories have been in power since 1979, 30 years of Tory mis-rule, has a nice ring to it. You know the Labour voters, could and I suspect would just want to believe it. I think The Inquisition already does!
12 years. Financial misconduct = NuLabour
Inky I guess you aren’t old enough to remember when the Western Isles Islands Council took a £25 million pound hit when the BCCI went wrong. They saw a mouth watering rate of interest and snapped it up.
Mind you the WIIC had a professionally qualified finance director. All that guff about Scots being canny with money. And the last two UK chancellors were an historian and a lawyer from…………….
If it sounds too good to be true it usually is too good to be true. Bit like New Labours abolition of boom and bust, prudence, best placed to weather the world economic crisis, sold half of our gold reserves to diversify the portfolio, blah, blah, blah……..
Yes and The Inquisition has pointed out that Spencer’s firm ICAP/Butlers were the advisers to the councils that have lost hundereds of millions to the Icelandic banks and made tons of commission to boot. Spencer is now the Conservative Party Treasurer.
Butlers (a division, not subsidiary, a division of ICAP) claimed in evidence to parliament that they didn’t give advice only information. When you have a look at their website you’ll see they go on and on about their amazing advice. It stinks to high heaven.
Saying that this happened because the FSA is like the Keystone Kops just doesn’t wash, a crook is a crook no matter how bad the police are.
The Inquisition is right
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Well chaps, while you were taking my pseudonym in vain I hope you were writing out all those lies for yourself rather than just copy ‘n pasting.
Thought not.
Off you trot little lying nu-labour apologists. We’ll have none of your self-serving Labour-endorsed lies around here. This is an honest blog for honest people.
Not blow-in nu-labour liars. You can all lie your full heads off to each other on labourlies. The blog for like-minded liars.
Inky and Vlad the Impostor, fortunately ICAP and Butlers are fully registered and paid up members of your Dear Leader’s FSA (I am not sure you are allowed to call them the Keystone Kops). I am almost certain that no one received “commission” for council funds being deposited with Icelandic Banks but if you simply mean Butlers were remunerated then I guess they were (not all of us having been nationalised yet and thus able to provide the great nation with “free” advice).
These councils are big boys and they have well paid people within them to assist them make decisions as sensibly as they can, given of course “no one could have forseen the unprecedented global crisis that started in America”. After all if it is unprecedented and not able to be forseen by your Great Leader then how on earth could the mere, undoubtedly shiny suited, commission hungry mortals at Butlers have forseen it?
The key thing here, gents, is that if there is the slightest hint of wrong doing (and maybe we should draw a veil over the Dear Leader’s freezing of Icelandic assets in the UK under terrorism legislation, because, er, maybe that has not helped) then the councils will have full recourse via the appropriate regulator and or compensation scheme or in the Courts.
You both sound very upset and therefore I suggest you take the matter further via the correct channel which would be initially to the FSA. You do have to be an affected person but no doubt you will be able to get support for this from one of the beleaguered councils that you are so keen to defend. If you email the FSA they will give you guidance anyway; go to: FSA Contact Us.
They actually are staffed by humans at this level and will really try and help; ask them “why did Butlers stiff the councils for Icelandic commission” or ” will the FSA agree that the tories are behind this Icelandic council commission scam”. You will get a reply, and unlike on here they won’t call you names either (well, not until after you’ve put the phone down obviously).
Most interesting and I shall dine out on this nugget. Thank you.
Don’t forget to mention
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Which nugget Parish? It might not be good dining.
If you are this desperate for something to use against the Tories how will you cope this time next year? You need to face up to facts, Labour and the jock mafia have wrecked the UK. You should get professional help if you think this is attributable to the Conservatives your sanity is as questionable as Browns.
Bad Boy Gweeds (Latin). With the cat away, how will the mice play?
I recommend me.
Nice blog – about time England Erwache’d
What’s “erwached”?
Woken up. German. Without the apostrophy.
Oh dear.
Some kid with a room-temperature IQ and a modem seems to have got on here.
piss shit bollocks
aunt bunt Hunt dunt eunt funt
amamus amatis amant
Catullus had a lovely phrase to describe money totally wasted (surely apposite for the monocular mentalist of the manse) – ‘latera ecfututa’.
Literally, ecfututa means ‘fucked away’.
Old Caius Valerius was a wag, wasn’t he?
Come now, you decline a noun – you conjugate a verb.
Write out ‘Romani ite domum’ one hundred times. And see matron about those welts.
Aha ! Wiz zis ‘vurd-change’ technologie I vil soon be ensuring that all ze comments on zis blog vil be ‘on de message’, just like LabourzList..
c+nt = Hoon
G*lliw*gg = Carol Thatcher
Nigg@r = David Lammy
Sp@stic = WindowLicker Draper
foop = Mandlebum
dun bowlin = Barry Obama
OESoTM = Broon
hoon = cnnt
translations by google
Mr Fawkes could take a permanent holiday his co-cons write his blog for him,
ho hum (even those who can’t spell eh no 238)
Has anyone ever found an honest MP or Peer?
It seems to be as difficult as finding a needle in a giant hay stack!
But the needle isn’t there!
Gordon will save us all, you just wait, he is such a truth telling far-sighted and honest, plain talking fellow.
He is I tell you, now nurse will you please wipe my bot bot, it’s caked in shit.
Tra laa!
Why are you out of bed again?
I’ve told you before.
Don’t make e get the cattle prod again Mr Silk
Tra laaaaargh!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7960507.stm
“Among the leaders Mr Brown is expected to meet on the trip is Argentina’s president Cristina Fernandez, who is expected to raise the issue of the Falkland Islands with him.
Ms Fernandez announced in her inaugural speech that Argentina’s sovereignty over the islands the country calls Las Malvinas was non-negotiable.
Mr Brown’s spokesman confirmed that the pair were expected to meet but added that it would “come as no surprise to anybody that our position on the sovereignty of the Falkland Islands has and will remain unchanged.”
Guess someone should tell the chaps on the Falklands that Browns probably going to give them away or let them be invaded.
When the Falklands became British, Argentina didnt exist.
I am not sure the what the Spanish Colonialists’ claim is based on.
“Islas Malvinas” are definitely going to be Argentine before 2010- once all the “postal votes” of the islanders are counted you will find that 99% will have voted for union with el “Madre Patria glorioso – Viva “El Gordo – Salvador del Mundo”!!!
ThIs iS HaRdEr ThAn IT Looks!
Especcially tip toeing through the tulips
Been to Victoria Station recently Tiny Tim?
Very good Rexel. Yep, that’ll be the lie nailed right there. At first glance #10 seems to be claiming that the treasury currently supports more money print/insane borrowing/reckless spending. But it clearly relates to some past (and even then some very, very, very specific) event. Gordon Brown all over.
It’s your misinterpretation. Your failure to clarify which fiscal package. When. By whom. Not me, Gordon Brown, the compulsive liar.
Vlad the pimp is right to highlight that Spencer’s firm ICAP/Butlers were the advisers to the councils that have lost hundereds of millions to the Icelandic banks and made tons of commission to boot. Spencer is now the Conservative Party Treasurer.
Butlers (a division, not subsidiary, a division of ICAP) claimed in evidence to parliament that they didn’t give advice only information. When you have a look at their website you’ll see they go on and on about their amazing advice. It stinks to high heaven.
Saying that this happened because the FSA is like the Keystone Kops just doesn’t wash, a crook is a crook no matter how bad the police are.
The spivs are in bed with the Conservative Party as Treasurers, Spencer, Fink and Ashcroft.
Funny how all the Tory tarts on this site are not offended by that.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
You = One of Dolly’s Labour cretins
Well chaps, while you were taking my pseudonym in vain I hope you were writing out all those lies for yourself rather than just copy ‘n pasting.
Thought not.
Off you trot little lying nu-labour apologists. We’ll have none of your self-serving Labour-endorsed lies around here. This is an honest blog for honest people.
Not blow-in nu-labour liars. You can all lie your full heads off to each other on labourlies. The blog for like-minded liars.
Ah didums is upset.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
What the bleedin’ hell are you doing down here Inky? I have just spent an age doing a thorough response to you up at no.235. There’s me trying to help you and you run off and start again with your darn cut’n'paste at no.274. Keep still, this won’t hurt a bit…
FSA/Keystone Kops makes no difference, robbing is robbing.
The real point is the silence on the issue form fearless Guido Fawkes and the Tory tarts bland acceptance of it.
Try to keep up!
Oi Floody, that is not what is being said; you need to read this stuff ok. If you think it was “robbing” you must go to the police; if you do not then you are either complicit or you do not believe or understand what you are spouting.
Fuckin KNOB~JOCKs
Was Jade Goody SCOTCH?
Fuckin ‘head it sez YES!
SCOTCH? As in hop-scotch?
Blimey, Labour’s educational achievements are stunning.
“The spivs are in bed with the Conservative Party as Treasurers, Spencer, Fink and Ashcroft.”
We don’t care if they’re in bed with Arthur fucking Daley you cretin. At least they haven’t been fucking us up the arse for twelve years, despite several warnings by the IMF to leave off.
To be fair they have had you good and proper, unless you are one of them. That’s how all these councils are out of pocket to the tune of hundreds of millions. That’s tax payers money and they took loads of commission moving the money to Icelandic banks.
Why aren’t you bothered that characters like that are Conservative Party Treasurers?
“Why aren’t you bothered that characters like that are Conservative Party Treasurers?”
Labour councils never did that of course….did they? They should have gone through me, I could have made them loads of commission.
Flood the Pump, you are too naive to be on here, these big boys are going to be rough; try this link as a starter then progress as you gain a bit more confidence, Press Here.
ooh you do lovely declension.
Nice to see all these Latin scholars on Guido’s blog
I KNoW U, Herbert Khaury (AkA TT)
you oWe me £5.00
Fair point Flood. I was challenged on my use of English on another thread for using foul language. But foul language has the bonus of conveying how you feel much more clearly than some carefully worded and coded ‘concern’ or ‘would countenance against’. Because it is precisely the lack of a clear and robust message from the IMF in their warnings over the years that has allowed Brown to blithely fuck the entire economy.
It’s all just so anodyne. ‘Concerns about consumer debt…’. ‘Concerns about fiscal deficit…’ ‘Concerns….’
If they’s been a ltlle more clear ‘We wholly condemn Gordon Brown’s reckless stewardship as the actions of a fucking madman…..’ then he’d have less purchase blaming the yanks, banks, FSA, Uncle Tom Cobbly and all now. Wouldn’t he?
Although the BBC could probably still be relied upon to work their Winston Smith magic.
My pink half of the drainpipe… that BELONGS to ME!
Perhaps, but can blue men sing the whites?
With this number of comments for an, essentially, blank post, it’s a wonder that Guido bothers to write anything at all…
Let’s see if we can get the number of comments into 4 figures before he lands!
It’s his best content yet!
The 1,000th commenter will get a T-shirt. No, really…
The two Labour MPs for Luton, Kelvin Hopkins and Margaret Moran live on the same street in Luton. You could argue over whether or not they should be able to claim a second homes allowance. But what’s really great is that whilst Kelvin Hopkins has claimed £8,894 from the second homes allowance in the last five years, which could be for reasonable occasional costs such as the odd night in a hotel after a very late night at work, his near-neighbour Margaret Moran has claimed nearly ten times as much: £87,206.
(thanks to LibDem voice)
Oh look. 24 hour party people is on TV tommorow night.
I wonder who else is in the Transit with Guido. Not Peter Kaye I hope.
Jesus, what an image
Jesus? I heard it was Elvis.
Ronnie “Charlie” Corbett
IS it that sad fucka off Rainbow?
Window licker!
Daniel Hannan giving it to Gordon. After this and his mauling on Radio 4′s You and yours, you almost start to feel sorry for him.
The consensus here of all political colours seems to be that our PAID democratic representatives are a bunch of lying, thieving, duplicious, amoral, selfish, scumbags. I would go along with such a view.
My contribution to 1000 comments
In the absence of a comment topic, may I invite contributors to see a very strange tattoo?
Classy bloke, if trapped in the 70s.
“Stay calm and amuse yourselves.”
No problem, I’m dressed up in my gimp suit having a wank.
“PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR ZONE”
It just goes to show, you can’t be too careful !!
Fuck off Mitchell.
NOPE!
Are you hoping to contend the Lib Dems for Eastleigh?
I try to be bland about having a nutter as PM, but I just can’t hack it.
Weil Gotshal & Manges has scored a High Court victory in the first step towards forcing the UK Government to revisit its decision to put the UK arm of Icelandic bank Kaupthing into administration.
Kaupthing Bank also contends that the actions of the UK authorities were unjust and illegal.
http://www.thelawyer.com/cgi-bin/item.cgi?id=137226&d=415&h=417&f=416
Wouldn’t say no.
Its the Best part of the trip…………
Harold Wilson, devalued the pound $2.40, down from $2.80, a cut of just over 14%.
Also responsible for abolition of capital punishment, the decriminalisation of male homosexual acts. Liberalisation of abortion law and the abolition of theatre censorship. Started the Open University. Stood up to an America President and did not send our troops to Vietnam… always thankful for that, might have saved my life. Will Labour ever produce a Prime Minister like that ever again?
Funny thing is, I bet the majority of us here are old-labour. I hate this zanu s**t.
It;s no wonder we’re so totally fucked then.
“Will Labour ever produce a Prime Minister like that ever again?”
Hopefully not in my lifetime.
Was,nt Harold a SLEPPER?
SHERPA?
You missed out Wilson giving us an EEC referendum with a yes yes vote,the newspapers and the broadcast media kept quiet on that one,you also needed to be a lawyer to work out which one was the yes vote for staying out of the EEC,hopefully Liebour will never be involved in any goverment for the next 40years after the next GE,my worry is Cameron trying to be a BliarII and not giving us a proper referendum on the EU.
Socrates said :”I was too honest a man to be a politician….”
Is he trying to get the Argies to invade them?
Why would a deeply unpopular Prime Minister with big financial woes want to do that?
But before you do Mr Brown, remember our new aircraft carriers are just blueprints. And even if they weren’t there are no planes to fit on them.
More than a hint of Dolly in the way he looks!
Beyond BIZARRE…
Sorry not 235, it was 230. No response possible to 235 obviously.
Max
Your link was still a bit advanced for a new Pseudonym.
try here
just watched this, see GBs smug face, would nt you like five minutes with him in a room, no weapons needed.
McBroon can’t even look at anyone in the face…
qui s’abuse, s’amuse
It just goes to show, you can’t be too careful !!
Mitchell, fuck off!
As my ole’ dad used to say…
“this is the best part of the Trip”.
Comfort yourself that with all these posts we’re contributing to Guido’s income as he flys to his on screen meeting with Draper. If I was him I’d ask “Brillo” for a “Daily Politics Mug” tomorrow(no NOT “Dolly”) they’re worth their weight in gold on E-Bay – the politicians can’t get hold of em quick enough(steady on there keep it clean)
P.S.
What odds that the answer to Guess the Year Comp tomorrow will be- (clues)Feb 13 France joins the “atomic club”; Gary Powers captured by Soviets: “Nye” Bevan dies of Cancer and of course it was the last time the UK had deflation(almost topical apart from fact that inflation is presently 0% and not negative – yet)
Anti-Nokia Tin Hat Warning! Online Beeb main headline is King Warns Against More Spending. All the ZNL silly spin sods are on here tickling up Guido’s stats and some fooker at the Beeb forgot to take the drugs this afternoon. Jeeze…
…drugs at the Beeb?
Bloody Ronnie Corbett!
Yep, Gordon’s off on his round-the-world ego-trip to persuade Johnny Foreigner to throw money around, while the governor of his own central bank is as good as suggesting that only a madman would consider doing this in our position. One of them is right, and the other is clearly mad.
Still, this tour de farce isn’t really about persuading President Thingymajig of Bongoland at all. Despite the fact that Brown is usually ignored – and occasionally presented as a buffoon – by the foreign media, he’s hoping this will present the BBC with an opportunity to paint him as the saviour of the world, teaching all these ignorant foreigners what to do about the crisis for which he is in part responsible. Not content with making “global” his favourite word, Gordon now insists on becoming a “global” Prime Minister, to emphasise just how “global” his problem has become. Did you get that? “Global”, I said. This trip is all about spin, and for domestic consumption. God alone knows how much this otherwise pointless exercise is costing the British taxpayer, or the environmental impact it is having.
Fiscal incontinence is the answer, claims Gordon, followed by verbal diarrhoea at the G20 summit. Apparently, what we need is big talking shop to pose for the cameras, and somebody else’s money to throw around as if there were no tomorrow. While we’re at it let’s cut down all the forests to print more monopoly money, and fly around the world telling everybody what a good idea this is. Hell, let’s use the stuff as toilet paper, beginning with sterling. We don’t just have to bail out the banks, we could wallpaper their offices with tenners while we’re at it! We can insulate our lofts with twenties! We can fill pies with fivers, and John Prescott can eat them all – tuck in John, there are plenty more where those came from. Hell, just think of the stimulus to the wheelbarrow industry, those Chinese manufacturers will be rolling in it, though they’ll presumably want paying in gold bars. Sure, we might put Andrex out of business along the way, but we can blame those horrid A-merkins or whatever they’re called. They’re the reason for this “global” mess. They forced Gordon to inflate the bubble, so this “global” problem can’t be his fault.
So, off he jets around the world, Our globule Prime Minister. You know, when our pop groups tour overseas they are greeted by screaming fans. Sadly, the only people who will be screaming at Gordon are the ones watching the news coverage back home on the telly, and none of them will be seeking his autograph. The BBC will undoubtedly parade the usual array of tripe in its 10 o’ clock sycophancy, while ITV might provide a more sceptical interpretation. Neither of them need make the effort, frankly. It’s sad to see Brown so desperate as this.
Not sad to see Brown so desperate at all. I’ll save my sorrow for the British people who McDoom has Donald-Ducked!
Sad to see our Prime Minister and his brave Cabinet team treated so harshly on this blog. The HM Government’s record for the past 12 years shows evident and consistent effort from this quality team would never do anything that might denigrate the interests of the UK or its subjects. All this on a paltry salary. I am certain that the vast majority of the British people would want to see their salaries increased by £100,000 together with a doubed pension entitlement for each MP and Cabinet minister. I am writing to The Speaker to recommend this course of action.
Is it GIRO day Tom?
‘Stay calm and amuse yourselves.’
But not by masturbating like a monkey as McDoom does – it’ll make you mad as well!
Wot abart me kidz an awl tha sort offing? I had canser in me hoon din i. By me book nekst. Fanks Max.
Is that you Jade?
Giv us a sign gal?
Calling all estuary cockneys, come to the aid of the Party…