Shock : Nigel Griffiths MP at it With a Girl
The News of the Screws has a fantastic story (with pictures) about Nigel Griffiths at it with a stockings and suspenders wearing brunette in his office. They even have pictures – though they declined to publish one of him reclining naked on his sofa enjoying a post orgasmic cigar. Didn’t Griffiths vote to make it illegal to smoke “in the workplace”?
Why have the Screws only published pictures of her legs and bum? Is it because the brunette sold the Screws the pictures? Do any co-conspirators recognise that bum?
UPDATE : Just recalled that Peter Stringfellow once advised Guido that if your wife ever accuses you of being unfaithful, deny, deny, deny – they want to believe it is not true. He told Guido that a girlfriend had once found a polaroid photo of Stringy’s penis, which she had not taken, he denied it was a picture of his member. She eventually believed him. Nigel, hysterically, denied the Screws photos were genuine. Wonder if his wife will believe him?
It is debatable who is the biggest louse – him or McNumpty!
That is a tough choice. But …I’d have to say McNumpty.
This is one of those situations where I’m tempted to just type “first!” and have done with it, except that (a) I have too much dignity to do that, and so I have to come up with something witty, which takes time, and in that time someone else might beat me and (b) it might be the case that, although no comments have yet been published, there are nonetheless hundreds of comments before me in the moderation queue, and so when my comment is published – assuming that it is published at all – I will look foolish.
Well, fellate me with a fish. I had my chance, and I blew it.
Even I wouldn’t fuck on Remembrance Sunday. He should be castrated.
Now then, off topic but Brown has just given a tribute to that Goody fuckwit. Three of our lads came home in a box yesterday. Was the Hoon there to meet them – no. He made sure he was in the flics when the Olympic ‘Heroes came home.’ The sick Hoon should be put down.
as I posted elsewhere ….. we now have our prime minister and leader of the opposition falling over each other to be first to praise the ‘courage’ of a pig-ignorant racist.
The whole fucking country is in thrall to fucking reality TV morons.
The UK is fucked.
Goody was a brain-dead bitch who embodied everything that is shit about this country. Thank fuck she’s gone.
I’m seriously considering my options for relocating to France. I may not like that little F***er Sarkozy, but at least he has the decency to turn up when their troops get shipped back as cargo.
God I detest Brown over this behaviour particularly.
“Even I wouldn’t fuck on Remembrance Sunday. He should be castrated.”
There’s an excellent story from several yonks ago about a middle-ranking Naval Officer who engaged in regular dalliance aboard ship with one of his female underlings. On one Remembrance Sunday when both were supposed to be on duty they were in fact ashore and “at it” in a hotel room.
Questioned about this at his subsequent court martial, the officer pleaded in hope of mitigation: “But we *did* observe the two minutes’ silence”.
Blimey Guido there is some tart on my right telling me to get plumper lips – that’s not on you know.
Oh. And by the way. Well done the lads in Green. Had a nice little win off Paddy Power for the Grand Slam winner.
At least he appears to be normally sexed. This is increasingly rare among Honourable Members, whose members seem to be all over the place.
Who took the pictures?
Her pimp?
Vote for me Nigel Griffiths!
I’ll have a fucking good time.
“The pair even recorded their hour-long encounter on camera.” – why on EARTH does anyone do this? If you’re having an illicit affair – why film it? You may as well invite an audience in to watch you.
‘hour long’
Must say I’m impressed…..
58 mins of that was trying to get it up.
Now now Guido this is a Labour MP and not a Tory one so there is nothing to see here, there’s a good chap, move quickly along.
One also couldn’t help but notice there is no mention of this on Pravda or indeed any MSM.
Hmm….why do I think that should this have been some equal non-entity from the Conservative backbenches it would been front page/24-7 round the clock coverage with some gimp from Pravda camped outside this chaps front garden.
Double standards at Pravda, surely not.
No no, as I say, nothing to see here, nothing at all, move along now dear boy.
A fantastic troll, right? Dare I say, the BBC (if that’s who you mean by Pravda) and the rest of the media aren’t reporting the same story because if there’s a chance NOTW have bungled this and got the story wrong, it’ll end in a libel payout from any publisher or broadcaster who also covers it. Not that I have any reason to doubt NOTW; they appear to be confident in their evidence.
The rest of the media, who were scooped on this, will have to wait for the incident to be reported to or investigated by the HoC authorities or some other committee. Then the story will have moved on and various legal privileges will kick in to protect publishers and broadcasters.
Can’t wait for next week’s thrilling installment myself.
Boy, he must be so fucked off that Jade didn’t shuffle off her mortal coil just before the presses started rolling with his home video.
What a pillock this berk is – filming yourself is almost as stupid as you can get…but then again…
I reckon he decided to play the joker by filming not only his mug, but a post-coital cigar for double cretin points.
I can almost hear Eddy Waring now “it’s an up-and-under!”
Having seen what his wife looks like I can sympathise with the chap.
It’s Blanche from Corrie, isn’t it?
Can we make a complaint to the police about smoking in a public place?
At the very least he should be called to the floor of the house to apologies for smoking in the Palace of Westminster.
But didn’t the two-faced bastards exempt the Palace of Westminster from the legislation?
I thought they did, too. Just imagine … the opportunity in any of the many bars there to enjoy a pint and a ciggie or two!
It says ” In the background the distinctive arched doorway to Griffiths’ room is clearly shown. Just 32 minutes later, the camera captures the pair again—with date and time—in another location, probably a flat nearby.
Now the brunette lies naked on a rug placed on the wooden floor. Smoking a cigar and looking at a laptop computer screen, her dark hair is tossed over her shoulders.
So it looks like the cigar was not smoked in the Hoc.
I hope, this MP did not vote for a total ban, though (with the corruption he has been accused of and let away with and, his misuse of the Hoc) he has no RIGHT to deny others of THEIR pleasures.
Imagine what they will start getting away with, if they pass another “new law”, where papers will not be allowed to print this sort of sleaze. Where will that leave political bloggers, Guido?
The cigar may of course have been put to Clintonesque uses, especially if he had problems getting it up…
She looks like Mandelscum in drag!!
I’ve just brought up my Earl Grey and Shortbread!
Guido unforunately it appears the smoking part took place somewhere other than his Westminster Office, if you re-read the article it states:
“Just 32 minutes later, the camera captures the pair again—with date and time—in another location, probably a flat nearby.
Now the brunette lies naked on a rug placed on the wooden floor. Smoking a cigar and looking at a laptop computer screen, her dark hair is tossed over her shoulders.
The porno picture session continues until 2.24am. At one point Griffiths is seen naked and smirking as he lies back and puffs on a cigar. “
If the lady in question was a working girl (and I can only assume you’d have to be paid to be shagged by NG), that would make the scene of their activities her workplace, and therefore the smoking ban must apply?
OT, but BBC News reporting that the Tories are ditching plans to scrap IHT.
The Tories are figuring out they can win a GE without any promises now that McLiberace has been rumbled, so look forward to all promises ever made now being systematically scrapped as they prepare for Carte Blanche government.
Scrapping ID Cards the next promise to be veered into the bushes and strangled.
I suspect that all expensive and unnecessary shit will be scrapped as promised. Save dosh and please the populace. Can’t wait. A steaming pile of manure could represent this country better. Well equally, then.
“Tory Cuts” this time round will be a positive message – we gotta have someone who can get this mess sorted out. I doubt it will be Dave though…..
That smooth talking lard arse Prescott got his oats for free! Apart from the spanking he got from his old lady that is.
Strikes me he is trying a bit too hard to prove he’s a herterosexual if you know what I mean………………………….
Mmmmm…hurterosexuals…my favourite fetish.
Just read Brown’s observe article entitled:
“We are about to take the war against terror to a new level”.
What a load of crap, he just does not get it.
Scanned it earlier. What the hell is he talking about ‘an al-Qaida core in northern Pakistan’. In case he hasn’t realised there is ‘an al-Qaida core’ right here in our own country, that needs attention. 7/7 bombers and 21/7 attempted bombers were living and working/claiming state benefit right here in Britain. This governemnt have no clue, they have no moral authority to lecture any other country on this issue until our own house is in order.
“British jobs for British working girls.”
Griffiths “Do you smoke after sex?”
Girl “Dunno, I’ve never looked.”
People or sick of politicians – all politicians not just McDebt and his ZaNu Liebore follwers. If the Tories fail to honour their promises, such as a referendum on Lisbon, then they will disappear down the same plug hole as McBust. That’s the reason they only have 40% or so of the polls despite ZaNu wrecking our economy.
I don’t follow politics as closely as I should but isn’t the referendum on Lisbon one of the few policies the Tories haven’t backtracked on yet?
True – but the operative word is “yet”. And as you say “… one of the few policies …”
They have espoused stupid Liebore policies in the past (presumably out of gormlessness or cowardice or even just sloth); they were told they were stupid by their own supporters, but Camoron still went ahead with them. ZaNu Liebore is arrogant, incompetent, vicious, fraudulent, wrecking the economy and anti-democratic.
You don’t need policies to attack ZaNu, you need a bit of hard work and humour. It is an open goal to attack both the EU and the economy, their supporters back them, they would kill off UKIP, but the Tories won’t. Why?
Funny how this bit of news comes out the same day Jade Goody dies. Funnier still how the BBC haven’t gone near it.
It stops being funny when this sort of thing used to hurt a parties credibility, whereas now people just get on with it.
God, I hate this country.
Thats the whole point – by definition this isnt a country anymore, as a country has some measure of control over it’s borders.
The correct way of putting it would have been “God, I hate this Hoonery”
Goody day to __bury__ bad Jaded news
I love the country – I hate the fucking statist, quasi-marxists that pupport to “run” it though – time for barricades and pitchforks before too long
You’re right Guido. What’s really shocking is that it’s with a girl.
aaGriffiths-always one jump ahrad!
These accusations are a terrible slur!!!
Nigel is the founder of the Unsung Heroes’ Award Scheme, which acknowledges worthy contributions to the community from unsung heroes nominated by constituents.
The awards scheme includes prizes and promotion.
Clearly Nigel was giving the call girl one for her unsung services to the community.
The Horrible Fucking Bastard. His wife is probably secretly relieved she no longer has to sleep with him. Hope she takes the shirt off his back.
THE SUNDAY STANISLAV
Look I wouldn’t object, but for the fact that the taxpayer is already paying for his second home. If he has to cheat on his wife, then why not use the love nest provided at great expense by the tax payer, and keep this sort of stuff out of the Palace of Westminster. Somebody else is going to have to use that office after this lot get kicked out.
I thought Nigel Griffiths was a gaylord, like his chum Gordon?
WWill he have claimed the hooker…or at least the Viagra…on expenses???
I’ll keep an eye out for local titbits (ooer!) from the Evening News.
There will be a new candidate at the election…can’t imagine anyone will want to “press the flesh” with a canvassing Nigel (unless they’re a hooker and getting paid for it!)
One-eyed trouser snake. Idiot.
Labour = Sexual misconduct.
It’s all they’ve got left.
Didn’t Nigel inadvertently bump into her on Clapham Common, or is that someone else I’m thinking of? Has he apologised for his lapse of judgement? Did she welsh on him? Or did he bare all? I think we should be told.
Can’t someone a bit enterising get hold of that video and put it up on Youtube?
For all the non political people out there:
What party is this fellow attached to, and what is his control over us?
Come the day of the next general election I don’t know if I’m going to derive more pleasure from these fuckers being thrown out or watching the BBC have to report it. “Things…. can only get bedda… doo dah dah doo dah”
The look on Prof. Anthony Kings face will be worth the license fee alone.
It’s clearly a honeytrap set up by the Screws which is why they are protecting the identity of the girl.
PS> The story was written by an unctuous character called Neville Thurbeck. Does anyone remember the details of when he went to a “bed and bawd” when he infamously failed to make his excuses and leave?
I believe the pictures taken of him are still out there on the internet somewhere? What a lovely chap…
Didn’t find the pics, but here’s the story
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_19981110/ai_n14189132
Anon…..
The sponsored links are interesting too. The client state is clearly alive and well.
Nice to see our tax dollars spent on hetero sex for a fucking change.
I’m told there’s rather a lot of MPs enjoying illicit ciggies in the corridors of power.
Could he claim her Services as an allowable “expense”?
I expect the govts of Russia, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, and others, do.
Guido … thank you very very much for not publishing the pictures. That one of Griffiths full-clothed is quite nauseating enough.
It can only be a matter of time before the Nigel Griffiths Downfall video appears.
Um, why was Stringfellow telling you how to survive an affair going public?
You army shooting fenian bastard you!
For once we can genuinely say a hoon was involved.
What the fuck is all this shit about stockings and suspenders? The most repellent garments invented for women in the entire history of the world. off with them: bare flesh is what it’s about, Tories know this, the dear boys.
I mean, you know…! Think of the scratching and rubbing of the ironmmongery, and textiles, and your’e sweating, on your poor body, when you are trying to fuck the bitch. Off with them and off with them now: no wonder politicians and particularly lefties love the stuff. Masochists and flagellants they are, and it so so so shows.
Welland it also shows that _IF_ you are “famous”, then you should not go out doing these things while there is __still__ a “free press”.
No doubt, this sort of story will be mercilessly suppressed when Gordon and his Gorgons actually __do__ come to power, permanently.
I know they’re all going down, but this is fucking ridiculous.
What’s the betting that the ‘woman’ turns out to be called Barry, a former Para from Watford?
I I know this is all lies as my Hubbie is a wooftah
I hope he doesn’t start whinging about “privacy” given that he is a member of a government that is falling over itself to take our privacy apart.
Have some you bastard!! BTW. The bird has a nice arse.
Yeah, the hormones are working well mate.
Fair dos – have you seen his wife ?!
Ijust threw up….
I recognise that arse….the bitch has nicked the keys from the PoW camp…..
Smoking in a work place, unforgivable.
Edwina Curry
No sorry – no blue underpants on show
To be fair, she has got a nice pair of legs.
…at least there wasn’t a rocking horse in the picture
I totally condemn deplorable Gordo’s mate, decadent Nigel Griffith for his apalling exploitation of my unfortunate sister.
I am aghast that the Prime Mentalist has by his silence condoned the continued low pay and long HOUR enslavement of that woman by this filthy mancreature and Brownass lackey !!!!
All will change, soon , when I enter No10.
On yer bike Gordo.
I doubt very much that this MP will be disciplined at all. Maybe a gentle reprimend from one of the whips. Certainly no loss of job.
Hoon doesn’t remember it because he was off his face on ketamine.