Slogan Submissions
The co-conspirators have come up with a few slogan ideas for Andy Coulson and Steve Hilton (courtesy of Labour’s ToryLogo.com slogan generator).
What do you think works?
Another Twittish Tweet from Kerry McCarthy | BBC
What’s the Point of Our Anti-Business Secretary? | Ruth Porter
HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
Lessons from the Thirties | CPS
PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Zanu Labour “We have your IP address” does it for me.
Need a t-shirt made now…
This wins for me.
Thats the one!
Yeah I’d wear this one (above) on a t-shirt. Had a go myself:
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“Bang and the Wealth has gone
Cillit Brown”
Good effort.
This one would get my vote. McJonah is just as annoying as Barry Scott but at least I’m not forced to pay Barry Scott’s wages
Actually, the more you think about it the more it makes sense.
Put cash into Cillit Bang and it erodes away
Put cash into Cillit Brown and…..yeah, you get the idea
Get’s my vote
Cillit Brown FTW.
Gets my vote – very apt, very good!
Very good – gets my vote
Titter titter.
And, in Mrs Brennan’s experience, Cillit Bang doesn’t work – so it’s even
more appropriate…
All good but this one is particulary good.
Cillit Brown is an inspired suggestion!
I claim £5 prize money for the Cillit Brown gag
I used it as my signiture on the Housepricecrash.co.uk website for quite a while
“Gordon is a global problem” – a tough choice in a strong field.
Add my vote to Plato’s pls
I am very disappointed. Expected a much higher and ruder standard.
There were much ruder ones, let me assure you.
My effort was: -
Vote Gordon and get a
Snot Gobbling Wonder Hunt!
Wonder C U N T that should have been why change it to hoon Guido??
Is Liam Donaldson related to Alky Ada?
No it’s her brother Selza
vote brown get certified works for me
Vote Brown, get certified etc – me too – excellent.
What does Andie Fairlie mean by the report system is being used at Tory logo.com? In fact I shall use that question as my logo.
Where’s my one you bastard? Or have you started the Liffey water early today?
“At least we’re not Scottish” hits the button for me….!
To all those enjoying the “At least we’re not Scottish” one, please remember: Cameron, heaven forbid, is Scottish. As anyone of such origins knows, if you’re Dad is you are to. It is that simple, no amount of arguing or presenting a case otherwise will ever change that, in the eyes of your Scottish relatives you might as well be the offspring of Wallace himself.
Ah shite, typo. Please read ‘if your Dad is’ rather than ‘if you’re Dad is’.
True, true, but we can’t hold a candle to the Paddies when it comes to that particular foible – what with all the seventh-generation Micks born and bred in the UK and the USA, and still getting all dewey-eyed about St. Paddies day etc.!
There’s no one more Irish than Barack O’Bama!
definitely vote brown get certified!
I like the “thank Gord for that” idea, I think it could go far.
Gordon is a global problem.
Same shit, different arseholes.
New Labour hate the English
Please still vote for us anyway!
Gordon Stole my Pension gets my Vote
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There’s three more logos here
sorry…forgot the link
Henry Crun’
VOTING LABOUR MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY.
Looks like we have a new champion.
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Honk if you’re Tory?
Absolutely brilliant. A fantastic own goal by Labour on this one.
‘Yes John, I fucked Rosie too.”
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Prezza shits in our faces
The greasy pissflap
My top two are ‘Bang and the wealth’ is gone and ‘Vote Brown get Brown’
This is an exceptional own goal from Labour.
LOL! Brilliant
“For fuck sake vote Conservative!”
This is clearly the best by far although it does show a little desperation.
Oh fuck it, that should have been under message 42! (link in message 42)
I REALLY like this one, Debts, Lies and Videotape. Or Vote Conservative.
got to be a t-shirt made for that one
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What about a vote for the best that the ZaNuLab defenders could come up with, such as:
Toffe nosed
Vote Conservative
A considerable amount of ZaNuLab creative talent went into that one!
pissed myself laughing!!!!
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All parties vote for Europe so we need to vote independents if we value our Freedom.
Cillit Brown – superb !!!
Not had so much fun in ages. Surely some bright IT bunny can come up with a version of this that runs them through like a tickertape. Even better one that mixes up random line 1 and random line 2. Could get some very funny combinations.
Or it could be crap.
Not Flash. Just Mental.
Says it all, really.
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That makes a mighty find poster!
Have a play with that one. Can’t wait for it to be put up on the big billboard on the A40 near Hanger Lane.
Woof.
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Lovely!
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A bit tame compared to some of the others but almost certainly accurate:
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A big thank you to Prezza for this. Great way to waste a few minutes!
Well, my one was: “Labour may want to Go4th
But they’ll probably end up coming 4th….
It’s “Who ate all the pies?!” that does it for me. Had a go myself:
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Not the funniest; not the cleverest nor the most ironic, but for raw, unadulterated truth it has to be ‘Labour are a bunch of Hunts’
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Guido, not much point offering us Labour are a Bunch of Cnuts (that better?) then getting all precious and substituting ‘Hoons’.
Try this
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That IS good. maybe the CP could adopt it with Carlsberg’s blessing.
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“Want rid of Dolly?”
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How about this, Paddy?
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Prescott recommends Durex
Preservatives
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Troughing in the real world.
“Vote labour”, and what do you get?
… A Brown finger in every pie.
Vote Three Shags – Get Two Jabs!
Its not a crash, Its just Gordon!
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Hold your nose and
vote Conservative!
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The “Labour are a bunch of *****” one does it for me. Punchy and spot on!