March 16th, 2009

Prescott’s Tory Logo Generator

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It is only a little bit of fun, but Guido is liking Prezza’s Tory logo generator a lot.  Designed to cheer up the downtrodden and dejected Labour activist base, it certainly made Guido smile.  Have a go yourself…

UPDATE : For some reason they seem to no longer have a picture gallery of uploaded slogans.  Sense of humour failure?

at March 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm

 



165 Comments

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Reposted from another thread:

    O/T but Draper is linking to some rather unpleasant stuff from DraperList. I thought he said it wasn’t okay to do that? Currently, he links to a site that uses racially offensive words and has several references to sexual acts as well as numerous potentially libelous and defamatory statements aimed at Conservatives – all it seems in an attempt to have a little joke. Seems that it’s only offensive when Guido and Dale do it – but for champagne socialists that evade tax, racism is a laughing matter.

    http://www.torylogo.com/gallery.php

    Draper calls this bile – “Wit and quick guile – more Tory message fun”

    Fucking hypocrite.

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    Neil Reddin says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    More fun is the “gallery” section of previously submitted efforts. I bet someone thought they were being clever putting that extra feature on there.

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Cannot believe they are not vetting the entries.

    Numpties. Like signing off on Fred’s pension without checking it…

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    Mz. J. 32AA 'Plumper' Boot, assisted by other Old-Noo (née Noo-Old) BoringLiar wimmin, says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:41 pm


    The People WILL be pleased to know that, as well as all the other intrusive surveillance plans we have in mind, we are planning an ‘Energy Police’ to photo your heat emissions.

    So no nooky without a licence, no crumpet wivart permission, and no self-abuse wivart sound medical reasons and a certificate of competence in that art issued by Gordon or Peter.

    And while we’re on planning matters, we plan the first shipment from Calais in a few weeks, – when we’re finished organising passports, spending money, housing, benefit, ordnance courses, and a TV licence.

    Gordo needs the extra alchy tax to pay for it.


    Old-Noo (née Noo-Old) BoringLiars – WASTING YOUR MONEY on something POINTLESS NEAR YOU!

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    http://cctvstar.blogspot.com/ says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Labour are hooning crap yes, but Cameron needs to sort himself out!

    CAMERON ISN’T GOING FAR ENOUGH!

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    Dick the Prick says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Does Pauline wear a strap on?

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    Simon says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    It is with regret that I must confess this whole debacle originated from our website, with the Labour supporters (and others) misusing our logo maker. When we plugged it I assumed they’d grow up… sadly I was wrong, it strikes me as painfully immature to drum up your own logo maker, especially as a private company (boldfire.) We ought to be making changes, not inane jokes

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      That's News says:
      March 17, 2009 at 1:24 am

      But it was a bloody stupid idea in the first place. Wasn’t it?

      Look, tell you what, YOU grow up, then come along and tell other people to grow up, yes?

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    test says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Hunt

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    Pete says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Just so everone knows, you Hunt, your logo says

    “My son is dead – vote Dave”

    May you die in agony (soon)…

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    late adopter says:
    March 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    hoon

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    Further Test says:
    March 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Hunt

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    Not been for months, change is good! says:
    March 16, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    So every time you write c*** it shows up as Hunt. I get it, what a silly c unt I am!

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      Mr Hoon's ears says:
      March 16, 2009 at 11:25 pm

      Brilliant.

      Damn annoying having to click thru them all manually on here mind

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    must try this… Hunt!

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    “Lets go 4th” ? Yes. Let them go forth.

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Could someone design a program that keeps spamming the site with:

    “Using Your Bandwidth
    Conservatives”

    After all, they’re paying for it and they’ve put no protection on it. I wonder how much it costs them.

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    Relative sanity returns to Blawg Review with #204 hosted by Above The Law? « Charon QC says:
    March 16, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    [...] If you would like to make your own Tory banner then click here Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)Pleased to get a mention…Surveillance will cost more than £34 billion say Convention on Modern LibertyBlawg Review #104 Up at SC Employment LawChoice of QCs still biased, solicitors say [...]

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    Max says:
    March 16, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    Funny then depressing; wonder how much they owe the Tories in royalties for use of the logo?

    OT but I can’t see where else to usefully post this: if mortgage lending is maybe understandably, albeit belatedly, capped by the FSA (Motto: horse bolted let’s shut the gate) then without a huge reliance on savings or existing equity (er, you what pal?) I wonder if we can guess where house prices are further heading and what the impact will be on Il Mondo Gordo?

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      Max says:
      March 16, 2009 at 8:32 pm

      Help Guido I am creating my own thread here! Following up on the above re mortgages; median pay in private sector (latest figures) is £23,920 pa so maximum mortgage is £71,760. Add in a proposed minimum deposit of 5% ie £3777 means that typical house value at this level will be £75,537. Compare that with average UK property value now hovering at £150K (if you believe the stats).

      So last week’s Numis scare stories as per Prices Down 55% have some further basis.

      This is another ZNL “unintended consequences” moment which demonstrates just how many birds are coming home to roost; the latterday Canute, McBroon, needs to publicly support high house prices, and certainly no price collapse, for many obvious reasons yet it will be impossible to underpin this financially and especially via the half dead banks.

      No doubt he will continue on his mission to still oversupply where possible for social reasons and if necessary buy back unsold houses at one third of what his state apparatus declares to be the “official price” (and prop up dying housebuilders too whilst he’s at it) but we are into real Zimbabwean territory now.

      Forget America, the “global crisis” and the grandstanding on trade, this is the one that will implode the UK and send McBroon on his way (to the IMF if not the country) I suspect.

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    Toby says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1603091956_1043319417.jpg

    make labour fourth, Vote Conservative

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    Colin B says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Have you ever thought they may be doing it just to get your IP address?

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    jgm2 says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Let Labour know how you feel
    Give Gordon Brown his P45 too

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    How odd that the gallery has mysteriously disappeared

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      Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead says:
      March 16, 2009 at 9:00 pm

      Outstanding. This entire thread is epic, but this is brilliant!

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    prescott - the fool says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    typical of the utterly moronic nulabour twats that they came up with this. can imagine them all pleased with themselves, before they were overrun with negative comments.

    http://torylogo.com/done.php?id=1603092030_301771250

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    labourlandslide says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    For the party that brought you Keith Vaz

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1603092047_1909624116.jpg

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    David Davis says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    THEY HAVE deleted the GALLERY of comments at 19.30 (ish) GMT, there is a 19.13 googlecache which is also edited.

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    Dai says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    “Vote For Prescott And You Can Shag His Secretary Too.”

    I’d rather shag Dolly the Sheep.

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    vlad the e-mailer says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    No more boom and bust?

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    subrosa says:
    March 16, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Old Holborn’s is my favourite. Right on the button OH.

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    more fun than your caption competition methinks

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1603092147_1745853259.jpg

    My own little effort. Great thread.

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    45govt says:
    March 16, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Why can’t I tell you what a Hunt you can be sometimes Guido – the bullshit over Brenda being your finest effort in that regard for some time. Ill-informed, spiteful, vindictive – utterly arse about face, and as a Paddy, none of your fucking business.
    Hope you are well my old son, but stick to putting it up the Nu-Lavatory party scum would you?

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      Guido Fawkes says:
      March 16, 2009 at 10:45 pm

      Where have you been? The place hasn’t been the same without you.

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        45govt says:
        March 16, 2009 at 11:30 pm

        I’ll take that as a compliment then Mr Fawkes??
        Love your numbering system – I seem to recall someone suggesting it a while back! Makes it easy to say ‘come in No 99 – your time is up’, but no avatars in the new hi-tech Guido-world?
        I have been away waging war on the Tel blogs, and for your info, since you seem not to have noticed, advertisng you, and nicking your pics. Different nom-de-guerre – ‘parabellum’.

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      45iq is a Hoon says:
      March 16, 2009 at 10:45 pm

      I see 45iq is back in town, the ignorant, profane, gunsturbating Hoon. Away and grow up you Hoon.

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    Nipper says:
    March 16, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1603092226_222916240.jpg

    No good luck message from Gordon then…

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    One last, then I’m leaving the country:

    here

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    DiscoveredJoys says:
    March 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    Pedestrian, but so true…

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1603092229_524171311.jpg

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    John Collier, John Collier - the window to watch! says:
    March 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1603092238_1062733478.jpg

    1st attempt vanished…

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    Sarah says:
    March 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    I’m standing on the shoulders of giants but here goes:
    http://torylogo.com/done.php?id=1603092248_1590561268

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    I is dodgy says:
    March 16, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Dodgy Keith’s at it again.

    When will they learn.

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1603092255_1160205164.jpg

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    charlie says:
    March 16, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    i want to sat Hunt and see if it works

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    But I do have an M.A. honest says:
    March 16, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    Kate I found this txt on your mobile, twitter ye not.

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1603092259_1422267394.jpg

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    Andy Nicholas says:
    March 16, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Managed to get,” Labour fucks the country better than Prezza fucks Tracey” up before it got closed down.

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    Anon says:
    March 16, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    This is brilliant – but now, all your user names are associated with an tracked IP address.

    After Sunday 15th March, EU law requires all IP traffic to be logged for 1 year.

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      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:
      March 17, 2009 at 12:21 am

      I always assumed they would be tracked anyway. The opportunity to snoop is beyond their ability to resist.

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      Hamish Macbeth says:
      March 17, 2009 at 8:13 am

      Not bothered – so they can track me….
      We insurgents are too many..

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    Julian says:
    March 16, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Presumably you are either Sion Simon, Tom Watson or Derek Draper. Either way you are one very sick little man and the sooner you get stamped upon the better.

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    Anonymous says:
    March 16, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    A note about Keith Vaz. Many of his biographies – including in the guardian – report that he graduated with first class honours whereas in fact he got a 2.1. I wonder how that came about….he has not been lying on his CV has he?

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      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:
      March 17, 2009 at 12:28 am

      You wouldn’t expect his cv to be any more reliable than him, would you? If he told me it was a nice day I’d nip outside to have a look.

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    Sarah says:
    March 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    And now, their server has thrown a wobbly – it’s showing a “509″ – bandwidth exceeded message.
    Jeez, could this be the worst attempt to drum up business in the entire history of hype?

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    Nobody in particular says:
    March 17, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Oh no! Someone put some more coins in the meter…

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    The Huntsman says:
    March 17, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Clicking the link to said Tory Logo generator produced this message…..

    “Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
    The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later. ”

    I suppose that comes from trying to squeeze John prescott down a length of thin copper wire….

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    cache man says:
    March 17, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Gallery on Google cache:
    http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:61PRNBXeT18J:torylogo.com/gallery.php+tory+logo+generator&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

    and…

    “We, like Labour themselves, believe in freedom of speech. We aren’t going to delete things because we don’t agree with them. Go wild and have fun.

    Gallery cleared at 19:30 on 14/03/09 because we now generate a large and small image to reduce load times. Sorry if we removed yours, just add it again for it to appear!”

    So we’ll all have to add our logos again – once they have paid the bill to the service provider. c u n t s

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    That's News says:
    March 17, 2009 at 1:26 am

    Oops! Another New Labour idea gone down in a blaze of non-glory!

    “Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
    The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.”

    Oh, dear.

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    Don Kong says:
    March 17, 2009 at 6:57 am

    Range Rover Sport
    Buy to Let
    Bank regulation
    Labour Policy
    Gordon Brown

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    I've shagged Darling's eyebrows says:
    March 17, 2009 at 7:06 am

    “Bandwidth Limit Exceeded”

    What fucking utter twats. The same way as they run the Huntry. This is a good idea, we’ll steal it and run with it. However, we won’t bother to really implement it properly just run with it and fuck the consequences.

    The same way they run the Huntry. Fucking, Fucking, Fucking TWATS.

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    weybridgeman says:
    March 17, 2009 at 7:27 am

    Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
    The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.

    Obviously a victom of its own success.

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    Man in a Shed says:
    March 17, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Well done on the DNS attack Guido – the sites now shut down.

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    Anonymous says:
    March 17, 2009 at 8:18 am

    Is this Labour’s new logo:

    “Bandwidth Limit Exceeded”

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    dickie the sheetie says:
    March 17, 2009 at 8:38 am

    I posted a link on Pistonheads.com, and then lots of people started hotlinking the logos they had created. I suspect that didn’t help.

    What did Prezza expect would happen? I know he’s a bit new to this Interweb stuff, but did he really think that only Labour loyalists would be able to find the site? Ho hum, another Labour IT project crashes and burns. It’s almost too symbolic.

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    Anonymous says:
    March 17, 2009 at 8:55 am

    In the caveats at the foot of the message is says, “This tool is not endorsed by the Labour Party”.

    Is that a reference to John Prescott?

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    jammy dogger says:
    March 17, 2009 at 9:59 am

    This gives more bangs for your buck than even that Somalian hooker I picked up on the Kingsland Road.

    Next step: email your fave ‘logo’ to your least fave MP. Emily Thornberry, how big is your inbox, honey?

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    Gladys Pew says:
    March 17, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Notice that the domain labourlogo.com is available. Any one fancy doing one for them?

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    Alan says:
    March 17, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Fun for all the family. Do join us!

    http://torylogo.com/cache/1703092010_150716743.jpg

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    Bill de Sarrs says:
    March 18, 2009 at 6:18 am

    One eye on my porridge, the same eye on your wallet. Idiot …. moi?

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