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Nick Clegg said…
“Charlie Whelan and Lord Ashcroft are exactly the same. One is the baron of the trade unions, and the other one is the baron of Belize. Both are bankrolling political parties, both are trying to buy seats.”
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wondered why the link was closed this morning.
NewLabFucktards
well this is fun isn’t it? Invisible comments in giant print!
Poor old Dolly, having to sit there fuming, imagining all those mortal insults that he can’t sue about ‘cos they’re not there!
The other comments only appeared after I wrote that.
Dolly is a complete Hoon.
A complete hoon?
I’ll drink to the changes, before New Labour steal more of my cash in increased booze prices to fund their client voter base (it’s not the price of booze, it’s the shit people New Labour breed that is the cause of the UK’s booze problem).
Booze problem?
While its quiet I would just like to remind people that in the absecence of any othe information I also still remain a total utter Hoon.
Thank you
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible for now though we will leave you with the test card and some music.
Not going well for the G20
Looks like the others don’t want to play McDooms games
Hi, my name is Norman. Can you please show my comment by 23/03/2009, as I am going on holiday to Ilfracombe, and I am not sure if they have broadband yet.
Ta.
Only someone with a name like Norman could contemplate going on holiday to Ilfracombe
I live in Ilfracombe, you hoon !
Leave Norman alone…. anyhew, back to the indexing of my world beating collection of copier paper labels….
Maureen!
Poor planning then! Don’t your IT experts understand DNS?
Perhaps they nornally work on Government IT projects!
AJC
No preview facility? Can we still use HTML, eg links?
Testing…testing…testing.
Looks OK here, no word verify though so half the fun gone already.
testing – this is meant to be bold and this is italic
HardWorkingFamilies
Global
All started in America
Real help available
Hello
Goodbye
looks like only 2 sublevels possible?
so what happens if i reply again?
do links work?
Yes they do!
No we can’t!
Maybe Brown will get Bobski the builder?
Don’t let Lord Mandelmrot out in the daylight …
What a pile of fucking wank this new format is.
Left ln its current state that mega Hoon Draper will end up with a more popular network then massagearse
Is there a term for committing suicide by Blog?
It’s not that bad. Just needs a few tweaks; a preview; word verification to keep out the bots; some way of flagging new comments, which can now appear anywhere instead of where they used to be just above the comment box.
The term for committing suicide by Blog is Dollycide, and he’s already done it.
o/t but is the proposed price hike on booze merely a smoke screen to steal more money in tax because they have spunked everything and more up the wall already?
Yes
Hello ,
For a moment I thought “Dolly” had succeeded in wiping “Guido” from the face of the “blogosphere” and that he dis-appeared into the great ethernet void.
P.S.
In the interim Gordon is still “fucking up” the economy; the unbiased and impartial BBC is avoiding having any Conservatives to balance Labour’s spin on either Marr or the Politics Show and a “senior spokesperson” in Obama Administration admits they screwed up big time on the recent visit to Washington by Brown when they gave him a box set of 25 DVDs they meant to give him the “double box set” – “Hollywood Greatest Hits” Parts 1 AND 2 and that it won’t happen again as Obama will be briefed on the correct protocol for meeting HM in London in April where he will give her equerry the boxed set not her personally
Yeah, me too. The paranoia gland was working overtime. Is it Guido they’ve got, I wondered, or have they shot down my PC? I even started to compose a craven apology to Jacqboots and MacSnotgobbler with an appeal to let me back on line………but then realised that there is a price too high to pay.
sun is over rated. prefer to sit in darkened room, wanking over internet porn and plotting the fall of the NWO. when I’m finished my coursework.
So, government is proposing to effectively double the price of cans of lager bought in supermarkets all in the name of “social responsibility”. Is there nothing this bankrupt government won’t tax to death?
Govt sources have made it very clear, short of putting that wanker Liam Donaldson up against the wall with a blindfold and a last fag, that this massively unpopular idea will not be implemented. The effect on general election prospects was mentioned.
The BBC on the other hand is uncritically in favour of it for some reason, giving us the nannyish views of some fucktard liver specialist, totally unbiased of course, who finally admitted he drank wine of the 3 bottles for 10 quid variety, slightly buggering up his credibility.
Wibble!
Ah. You’re back. For a while there the only way to reach the blog was via http://5thnovember.blogspot.com/, which was still up; I imagine that the chaps at LabourList are disappointed that the absence wasn’t permanent.
Surprisingly the weather is sunny and warm in the south of England, where I have just watched a bunch of fools running the Bath half marathon. Also, if you’re ever in the vicinity of Bath Spa station, check out the lady who serves behind the counter on platform two (towards London). She has the kind of superstructure that deserves to enter folk legend.
You mean, built like the QE2?
Interesting new format. Is this it or is there going ro be something different tomorrow?
Get out into the sunshine? Ah! If only I could! Six articles to write for a client, plus loads of other stuff for my own websites.
Still, it is good to be doing something to bring income in, in Brown’s Britain!
Thank God you have not been forced off air.
GF, slight alignment problem with comment box section, lefthand edge of text being lost off edge of screen (IE6 all updates). Otherwise looking good.
Download and install the latest version of Mozilla Firefox and all these issues will just go away…
Just wanted to see if I could work out how to join in on new format. (Sad I know; bear with me).
Replying to my own comment (sadder still).
I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter…
“Link my Twitter profile (using the same email) to my comment above”
WTF – you have gone over to the dark side?
Buggy, buggy, buggy. You need some decent IT assistance. I’ll be happy to quote, next time. : )
It must have worked?
Do you twitter?
No I fucking don’t. Twitter is for twats.
By the way, I’m having a glass of Cote de Rhone and we have chicken for dinner soon. I’ll probably be pissed by then…
Quit yer whining, you ungrateful lot!
Y’all rich beyond your wildest dreams y’kno.
Debt is wealth.
So this squitty little country is up there with other world leaders like my fav. country, RhumBabaLand.
As my friend Freddie said, – ‘all is fair – just gi’ me the dosh.’
And I did!
Mz. Nanny State added, .
And don’t think we don’t know about you lot drinking . . . prices are going UP . . UP! . . . UP!!!! This is becos we always knows wot is best 4U!
BESIDES – being the kind of people we are, we av buggered all working pleasures – apart from a good shag – but we’re working on it.
But I digress. Smokin gone, booze going, – the old style working men would av strung us up. But not this poncy lot! OH NO DUCKY! I really lean to the left, – kno wot oi mean?
Anyway, just off round the back of the bike shed for a quick one.
Old-Noo(née Noo-Old)BoringLiars – WASTING YOUR MONEY on something pointless NEAR YOU!
Mr Darling has appointed Rothschild to prepare the sale of the Royal Mint!
Does LabourPist close down at weekends? Fucking lazy scummy NewLabia Hoons.
Nope, it’s Dolly who closes down at weekends. He has to go offline while the medical team change his oil and stuff and wind up the clockwork in his brain cell.
Life is too short to drink cheap wine
NuLab = hoons
This new format is going to take some getting used to!
If there was a policy of “putting that wanker Liam Donaldson up against the wall with a blindfold and a last fag…” it could influence my voting intentions.
First impression, Guido, is that I like the new format (whilst reserving the right to assume my normal mien of miserable, negative criticism at will).
Rather taken aback by the large-print format in ‘leave a comment’ box. Whilst I’m getting on, I don’t yet need the visual equivalent of a Zimmer frame. If this feature is universal, it could cause embarrassment for those of your correspondents who post on the firm’s computer during working hours – research (ie me walking backwards across room) proves it can be read at ten paces.
Im pretty sure that whichever Hoon employed by Mr Fawkes to change the blog format is at this moment sat at home laughing and wanking like a Chimpanzee with Parkinsons disease for having pulled in such easy money.
Oh bloody hell!
Please tell me this is only the Beta version.
This ‘out of sequence’ crap is going to get seriously irritating…
Well, this is all well and good, but it really doesn’t help answer the main question de no jours….
What shall I have for dinner? Do I bother to cook, or do I saunter to the curry house?
Actually….
one more, and I get…
69, DUDE!
hhmmmm cant see how this is better and who is Peter jobes ?and this sounds like mandelsons mob”Global & General Nominees Limited”.
“Political language [...] is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (Orwell)
http://cctvstar.blogspot.com/
The Beast of Clerkenwell:
you are correct that the pope is elected.
However not by the millions who follow him.They just pray when the smoke comes out the vatican chimney that whoever has been chosen wont be a hard ass.
Condoms all round?
O/T but has Jonah been near N.Lanarkshire recently?:-
http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/politics/Labour-sparks-39jobs-for-the.5073274.jp
Another hard-core Labour seat to bite the dust come the ‘Glorious Day of Broon defeat’. Bring it on…
Seems I spoke too soon :(
Can we have unmoderated comments back Guido? I promise i’ll just call Dolly a Hoon, rather than posting anything libelous or racist!
See:
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Derek “Dolly” Draper = Hoon
Tried to post a comment. Got a message “You are posting too fast, Slow down”. I have typed this with one finger to see if it is slow enough to get through.
It worked!
So, the important question:
Do I get to filter out all comments by ambrosiaPuke and his sad sack cronies? Even better if I get to block the IP address and get rid of all the twunts for the day in one go.
Please, please say I can, I promise I’ll not ask for anything for cwismus
This Shit-Bag spent his Sunday afternoon watching England spank the French at a sunny Twickenham. The totty levels were high too.
Have you considered upgrading from Windows 3.1?
By the waves of the silvery Tay
I’ll stay away
Cos I’m feart of Dundee
That a-r-l-d c-i-t-e-e
Wot told me to fuck off
But I’ll get ye wi’ ma alchy tax and regs ye bastards, – I’ll make ye suffer!!!!
For who would want to escape from ma’ socialist paradise into a haze ‘o booze?
Eh?
Tell me noo! Ye Scunners, ye arse lickers, – not like we girlyboys who take it up the arse and cum back for second helpings
Right, so, order-order.com still works, but with a new-style comments section, whereas 5thNovember.blogspot.com doesn’t have the lates post up, but has an old-style comment section. Seems a bit labour intensive if you ask me.
The blogspot site is a legacy. It won’t be updated.
OK, sorry for being dense. Occupational hazard for us idiots.
Glad to see you’ve made it over!
hmmmm……….
And there was me thinking you had done a big flounce after all the nasty things people were saying about your dissing of Good Queen Bess!
Yes yes, you’ve done a moonlight flit, very good. Unfortunately, your choice of colours means that i cannot read your blog on my mobile phone, I can only read it via lap top. Sort it out please!
It is the same colour scheme as before. It works fine on most mobiles – are you using the excellent Opera browser? If not, why not?
Yep Guido, I use mini opera 4.2, it was fine before your flitting.
I rarely get to use the laptop as the wife is using the internet for knitting lessons, ( I shit you not!!).
I will arse about with brightness settings etc, I may still be able to read your ramblings.
Mrs Fawkes is knitting and bitching all the time. It seems very fashionable.