Lembit seems to be finding it difficult to let go of the past. He has been appointed as The Sport’s only political columnist. The publicity shots are in a sad way poignant, two young slim, sexy dark haired girls in his arms. Oh the memories…

Lembit is the living embodiment of the Guidoisation of politics. He has had a tragically tough year. Clearly to find happiness he needs the love of a good woman, or women even.