Guido calls the Tory MP Graham Stuart –
GF Have you just got back from Tokyo?
GS Err, yes.
GF Did you watch the match on Sunday?
GS Err, yes at 4 a.m. in the morning..
GF In the Lime Bar in Roppongi?
GS How the hell did you know that…
GF Did you grab microphone at one point?
GS I think I have said enough Guido.
Good work Graham, spoken like a true English football fan….
UPDATE : Graham has called back to say he definitely did not use any naughty words. on the microphone. He simply told the room that he wouldn’t be supporting the genial Germans. Genially. Genuinely. Yes, let’s not be beastly to the Germans…
*Technically he can only speak for the opposition, not the government. However, broadly speaking, he captured the essential view of the British nation.