As was Guido last night. We were both at the private view for Blue Period, an exhibition of pleasantly pervy artwork by Jonathan Yeo. Inspired by his famous Bush portrait Yeo has done some more portraits which look traditional, but on closer inspection are for top-shelf viewing only.

As Guido was leaving (early, before the booze had even run out) Yeo cheerfully said “thanks for all the old magazines”. Mrs Fawkes gave a look…