May 23rd, 2008

Prick of a Politician

Somebody has made a right prick of Gary Kasparov…

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    He obviously was a chess-toff. Putin is taking lessons from Rusty McBean – all in the best possible taste….

  2. 2
    Humanzee says:

    I’d like to spend some time responding to this movie, but I’m afraid I’m going to be busy in the garage converting my remote controlled helicopter in time for the next ministerial/prime ministerial visit I can get to.

    Now, I’ll need a screwdriver, glue and a big dildo…

    I wonder if Brown would try to ignore it, or have me arrested and get it in all the papers?

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    No, he’ll grab it and take it home for use later….

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a reference, if not an exact copy of the interview on second life that was invaded by swarms of flying cocks.
    V funny, where can I get a few dozen?

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Pedant alert…It is Garry Kasparov, not Gary Kasparov.

    As you were.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Humanzee, I think you’ll find NuLab are quite capable of fielding their own big dildo …

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    The security guy fairly minces it out of the air with a right haymaker!!


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