May 2nd, 2008

Can You Hear Me Mr Hoon?


15 Comments

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    Humanzee says:

    He stops talking halfway through a sentence because he’s being asked a question that he can’t hear?

    Oh, yes that’s believable!

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  2. 2
    Will says:

    I’m sorry, but this is retarded. He’s got a time lag because of the equipment they’re using. There’s nothing else in there I’m afraid….

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  3. 3
    govt of all the toilets says:

    It would be funny set to the tune of ‘Major Tom’….

    Do it Guido!

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  4. 4
    Nick R Thomas says:

    Like any good public speaker, he’s simply pausing for effect.

    Ok, so it’s a very, very, very long pause…

    And perhaps not the effect he wanted.

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  5. 5
    WalterBoswell says:

    Reminds me of the scene in Family Guy where Stewie sarcastically rips on Brian over Brian’s “Novel”.

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  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    So then Will (2:59 PM) this is all down to the circuit delay of the link ?

    Where exactly was Hoon then, on Feking Mars ?

    More likely he could hear his future employment prospects going down the drain.

    Hoon is a mendacious waste of DNA, who cheerfully sent a number of our troops to an early grave.

    I trust that the death throws of NuLiebour are painful and drawn out as McBroon clings onto power with his boogey encrusted fingertips.

    Oh and Will, don’t be eating anything later this evening, I wouldn’t want you to choke on anything.

    I want you to live and see these pathetic scumbags tear each other to pieces.

    The pop-corn is ready out here in the sticks……….

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  7. 7
    jaymason says:

    As a colleague of mine in the Police says he has his la-la ears on. I dont want to hear this la la la etc

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  8. 8
    some bloke says:

    Oops sorry, wrong forum, I thought this might have been a Pink Floyd trip. ” Can You Hear Me, Mr.Hoon ?” has Syd Barrett all over it.

    Though as govt of all the toilets said…
    It would be funny set to the tune of ‘Major Tom’.

    “Can you hear,… as I’m shitting in my tin can?
    Far above the world.
    Planet earth is blue.
    And there’s nothing I can do…

    Can you hear me Mr. Hoon ?
    Can you hear me Mr. Hoon ? “

    fade to close.

    go on Guido, do it !

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  9. 9
    tsubaki says:

    his excuse is the best.. i am sorry, i didnt realise that question was directed to me. good old buff, you were the one being interviewed.

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  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Dimbleby sounds like Stewie Griffin

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    Anonymous says:

    Your headline reminds me of a Norwegian football commentator when his team had just won. Can you hear me my Hoon? Your boys have been badly beaten. Gordon Brown? Tony Blair? Tony Blair? are you listening your boys have taken one h-e-l-l of a beating. Are you listening etc etc :-)

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  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking loser…

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  13. 13
    Alan says:

    I have got a horrible feeling the awful, unfunny and talentless Jeremy Vine is what we are gojng to get to replace the brilliant, funny and talented Peter Snow, who seems to have retired. If so this is too awful to contemplate – losing Peter Snow would be bad enough, but having him replaced with this unfunny, self-opinionated dork is just too much…

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  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    This fine public servant was known as TCH when he was at the MOD.

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    notareargunner says:

    It was the same evening the Olympics Minister Tessa Jowell was practising her sport, catching the javelin. Unfortunately she looks as though she has sent all day heading the shot put. Funny how they can get both feet in their mouths but not a gob stopper.
    Now lets start the ALL NIGHT DRINKING PARTY.

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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