Only quantum politics explains how Gordon Brown…

• stands for being different from Blair and being the same
• is going to leave and stay in Iraq
• cuts the NHS and expands it
• emits and cuts back CO2 emissions; is anti-green and pro-green
• is regressive and progressive; right wing and left wing
• will be at the Olympic games and not at them
• was against and in favour of obtaining a mandate to govern the British people
• wanted a referendum and opposes a referendum
• was both at the Lisbon treaty ceremony and not at it
• stands for more and less borrowing
• has ended and started the boom and bust cycle.

Hat-tip : Deconvoluter