Gordon’s Jinx : It Is Official!
At the Lobby briefing this afternoon the PMOS confirmed that Gordon is a Jonah. A member of the fearless Lobby asked the PMOS “Which football match had the Prime Minister attended on Saturday?”“Raith Rovers” replied the PMOS.
” They lost, didn’t they,” said the correspondent.
” I don’t know,” said the PMOS. ” They must have done – every team he goes to watch loses,” continued the PMOS.
Things are now so bad in England under Gordon that residents in the Northumberland town of beautiful Berwick-upon-Tweed have voted in favour of becoming part of free Scotland under the SNP.
According to a poll for ITV1’s Tonight programme (to be broadcast 8pm, errm, tonight) 60% want the town to be administered by Scotland. Better public services, including free care for the elderly, were the main reasons. The SNP’s Christine Grahame has tabled a motion in the Scottish Parliament calling for the town to “return to the fold”.
If only we could return Gordon to whence he came so easily…
