Roy Kennedy was the Labour party’s Director of Finance and Compliance when the illegal funding operation was under way. Guido has been trying to track him down with no success, nor can he get hold of his wife Alicia, who just happens to be Labour’s Deputy General Secretary.

Police investigators from Operation Minerva might need to pack some sun lotion, Guido has been told the couple have have taken a month long holiday in Egypt. The detectives will want to know from where the Loot-Was-Coming…