To those complaining in the comments about the lack of activity today, Guido does have some extra new family commitments who take priority over entertaining a load of webmongs.

Bought a new Citroen people carrier* this morning to transport the expanded brood around in. Five years ago, a bachelor Guido was zooming around in a Lotus sports car with his stereo blasting, now he drives a lemon with wailing in stereo. C’est la vie…

*We’re in the South of France for the summer.