Guido needs the help of an intern for a week. You should be politically and technologically savvy, a fast reader and able to absorb, interpret and process information. An ability to write accessibly and in clear jargon free language is a basic requirement.

You’ll be based in Guido’s cellar, plugged into the internet 9 to 5. You’ll have to trawl through a couple of thousand articles and index them – something Guido can’t face doing. On the other hand you’ll also get to do some investigative work, see what really goes on in the cellar and be able to put on your CV that you worked at the cutting edge of something new media. Breakfast, travelcard and pretty good coffee paid.

You will also have to sign a non-disclosure agreement, be available this month and not be teetotal.

Email something about yourself and example(s) of your writing to guido.fawkes@order-order.com.