With the selction of Zac Goldsmith for Richmond, three out of the four A-listers first identified by Guido as the “beautiful people“ have been selected for seats of varying likelihood of being won. Only Adam Rickitt remains unplaced. Surely he is the man to turn a Northern town blue?

CORRECTION : Bugger – Julia Manning (third from left) has not been selected – Guido got confused with someone else entirely. So headline wrong, picture wrong and premise wrong. A great start to the week…

“Avoid alcohol if you are pregnant or trying to conceive” – shome mishtake shurely, many of us were actually conceived as a result of alcohol….

Gerry Sutcliffe, the prisons minister, and Stephen Ladyman, the transport minister, were named during a two-month investigation into “cash for access” by the Sunday Times.

Last bid £510. Half-an-hour to go… last chance to place your bids ladies and gentlemen…

UPDATE : £577 with a minute to go.

UPDATE : The winner has paid up already – via the magic of Ebay and Paypal – Katy and Guido will be making contact to make arrangements. Congratulations to a very generous bidder.

Guido highlighted the White Coat Demo organised by junior doctors for yesterday. It resulted in the headline you never expected to see. See GuyNews.TV for the extract from Webcameron.