March 22nd, 2007

The Bogey Man Cometh


12 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous Ukranian says:

    Budget day, the biggest day of the Chancellor’s year. One of the only days that millions of voters give a damn what he says or does.

    He sits there picking his nose?

    He is mad.

  2. 2
    dr crackers says:

    No wonder he has put on weight – those bogeys are rich in protein not to mention the faeces that also accumulates under the fingernails.

  3. 3
    paulmwright says:

    For those readers who are interested in building a new and better parliament rather than “blowing up” the current one I would recommend watching The Trap by Adam Curtis on BBC2 Sunday night.
    Perhaps then you will realise that we do not have to hide behind masks…
    Paul M. Wright

  4. 4
    Darth Brown says:

    Wright Hunt.

  5. 5
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Very unfair, Guido. All he’s doing is an efficient recycling of his body waste. Dave has his windmill, Gordon, his nostrils – what’s so newsworthy about that then?

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    We are paying 30 billion pounds a year just in interest because he has run up such a mountain of debt. That’s £500 for every man woman and child. At least he is eating his greens.

  7. 7
    Guido Outer says:

    My name is Gordon Brown. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    We have a Labour Councillor in Thurrock called Andy Smith who does this and wipe them down his tie and scratch his parts – lovely!

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t he tax theis? He would raise a fortune in “green taxes”, as it were

  10. 10
    mark says:

    Did you get permission from ITV News to post their theme tune at the start of your clip? Because I’m pretty sure that’s copyrighted…

  11. 11
    Aaron says:

    He picks his nose and eats his crows. Throw him in the fucking tower.

    Jeeez, and they say online politics is in the gutter.

    A real scoop Guido; take the rest of the week off.

  12. 12
    Ieuan says:

    I can’t believe he actually ate it as well. That really is disgusting.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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