March 22nd, 2007

The Bogey Man Cometh


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    Anonymous Ukranian says:

    Budget day, the biggest day of the Chancellor’s year. One of the only days that millions of voters give a damn what he says or does.

    He sits there picking his nose?

    He is mad.

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    dr crackers says:

    No wonder he has put on weight – those bogeys are rich in protein not to mention the faeces that also accumulates under the fingernails.

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    paulmwright says:

    For those readers who are interested in building a new and better parliament rather than “blowing up” the current one I would recommend watching The Trap by Adam Curtis on BBC2 Sunday night.
    Perhaps then you will realise that we do not have to hide behind masks…
    Paul M. Wright

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  4. 4
    Darth Brown says:

    Wright Hunt.

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  5. 5
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Very unfair, Guido. All he’s doing is an efficient recycling of his body waste. Dave has his windmill, Gordon, his nostrils – what’s so newsworthy about that then?

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    Anonymous says:

    We are paying 30 billion pounds a year just in interest because he has run up such a mountain of debt. That’s £500 for every man woman and child. At least he is eating his greens.

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    Guido Outer says:

    My name is Gordon Brown. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home

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    Anonymous says:

    We have a Labour Councillor in Thurrock called Andy Smith who does this and wipe them down his tie and scratch his parts – lovely!

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  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t he tax theis? He would raise a fortune in “green taxes”, as it were

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  10. 10
    mark says:

    Did you get permission from ITV News to post their theme tune at the start of your clip? Because I’m pretty sure that’s copyrighted…

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  11. 11
    Aaron says:

    He picks his nose and eats his crows. Throw him in the fucking tower.

    Jeeez, and they say online politics is in the gutter.

    A real scoop Guido; take the rest of the week off.

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    Ieuan says:

    I can’t believe he actually ate it as well. That really is disgusting.

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