March 22nd, 2007

The Bogey Man Cometh


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    Anonymous Ukranian says:

    Budget day, the biggest day of the Chancellor’s year. One of the only days that millions of voters give a damn what he says or does.

    He sits there picking his nose?

    He is mad.

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    dr crackers says:

    No wonder he has put on weight – those bogeys are rich in protein not to mention the faeces that also accumulates under the fingernails.

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    paulmwright says:

    For those readers who are interested in building a new and better parliament rather than “blowing up” the current one I would recommend watching The Trap by Adam Curtis on BBC2 Sunday night.
    Perhaps then you will realise that we do not have to hide behind masks…
    Paul M. Wright

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    Darth Brown says:

    Wright Hunt.

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    Very unfair, Guido. All he’s doing is an efficient recycling of his body waste. Dave has his windmill, Gordon, his nostrils – what’s so newsworthy about that then?

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    Anonymous says:

    We are paying 30 billion pounds a year just in interest because he has run up such a mountain of debt. That’s £500 for every man woman and child. At least he is eating his greens.

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    Guido Outer says:

    My name is Gordon Brown. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home

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    Anonymous says:

    We have a Labour Councillor in Thurrock called Andy Smith who does this and wipe them down his tie and scratch his parts – lovely!

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    Anonymous says:

    Can’t he tax theis? He would raise a fortune in “green taxes”, as it were

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    mark says:

    Did you get permission from ITV News to post their theme tune at the start of your clip? Because I’m pretty sure that’s copyrighted…

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    Aaron says:

    He picks his nose and eats his crows. Throw him in the fucking tower.

    Jeeez, and they say online politics is in the gutter.

    A real scoop Guido; take the rest of the week off.

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    Ieuan says:

    I can’t believe he actually ate it as well. That really is disgusting.

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“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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