It has been said that Guido and Katy Taylor-Richards are truly legends in their own lunchtimes. Katy is currently on the Daily Express’ Hickey gossip column.

Being charitable types we have decided that the best and probably only thing we could do for Red Nose Day is auction ourselves for a fabulously fun Friday lunch involving alcohol and unprintable gossip galore.

The location and date will be determined with the winning buyer. So get your wallets out and bid on Ebay for Guido and Katy…

(Yes, 100% of the money goes to Red Nose Day, auction closes Sunday afternoon.)