Webmail for Dummies

January 30th, 2007

Dear Tom,

How to find out if you can get onto a private email gateway from Downing Street:

Get your assistant to sit down at a web connected terminal.
Tell them to double-click on the internet browser symbol to launch it.
At the top in the address line get your assistant to type http://www.lpnet.org.uk
Tell her to hit the return key.

If you see this:
You better correct yourself to the Lobby this morning…

Regards,

Guido

John Higginson of the Metro explains Quantitative Easing:

“There is £100 and 100 loaves of bread costing £1 each. QE creates another £100. Each loaf now costs £2.”

DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?

Just a thought.