Guido was told there was much satisfaction in Downing Street last month after the introduction of the e-petitions gimmick brought increased traffic to the PM’s website. They took particular satisfaction from toppling Guido and Iain Dale from online dominance. No doubt they were cheered no end. But you can wipe that smile off your face now Oofy…

This bad news just in hot off the servers – the natural state of affairs has re-asserted itself now the novelty has worn off:

Message to Downing Street: no taxpayers are hurt in the making of this blog, it isn’t produced by a team of civil servants, it is beyond your reach, out of your control and it is more popular. Do you lot inside that bunker have any idea how hated you really are?