No Comment
Nobody has been available in the press office for two days. Guido knows it is a union bank so they must have done all their 35 hours Monday to Wednesday. Did manage to speak to Paul Woodcock. Don’t know what he does, he wouldn’t say.
GF I’d like to speak to someone about your large exposures reporting to the FSA.
PW We can’t comment on customer’s borrowing.
GF I don’t want to discuss individual customers.
PW We can’t comment on customer’s borrowing.
GF Yes, so you said.
PW We can’t comment on customer’s borrowing.
GF Your tape is jammed.
PW I’m sorry.
GF What is your job title?
PW We can’t comment on customer’s borrowing.
GF OK, can you tell me your job title?
PW I can’t comment.
GF How do I know you are not some Friday afternoon drunk receptionist?
PW I can’t comment.
