Simon Heffer spoke in Bromley about an “alternative home” – geddit?. Surely blog readers won’t want to miss out on what he has to say. Let me know how he “intellectually engages” with UKIP (click on the UKIP TV to watch). Alas, Guido does not have time to watch these pearls of wisdom himself, because he is en route to his alternative home in France. Au revoir…