Contrast the Gordtastic reporting of the recent past with today’s Sun Says :
Too little, Tony
TONY Blair and Gordon Brown are fiddling while Rome burns. Restoring the link between pensions and pay rises is right. But it will make only a minor improvement to a pensioner’s income. And to fund it, we will have to work two or even three years longer before we can retire. That’s seven years after teachers, police and NHS staff retire on their superb public sector pensions.
This is the crux of the problem — but Labour will not tackle it and start a war with the unions.
It’s a battle David Cameron must be ready for if he’s to become PM.
In 1994 Guido was sat at his desk in a dealing room when word of John Smith’s heart attack reached the old LIFFE futures exchange trading pits before the newswires. Guido immediately called Stuart Wheeler’s bookmaking firm who offered a Cabinet Reshuffle Bet which, although the Tories were in government, included John Smith as a way of betting on Labour miraculously getting into government. Guido bet against John Smith the maximum they would take. A minute later Guido called the bookies again and did the same again this time at worse odds. The bookie said “you know if John Smith becomes PM you stand to lose £2,000”. Guido said yes, but could he put some more money on. The bookie hesitantly said “okay” and took another bet. Minutes later the news of his death was on the newswires. Guido called all his Labour voting friends to commiserate. One burst into tears and was in no way mollified when Guido offered to buy her a drink out of his winnings.
The ex-Saatchi man has been responsible for the creativity and slick presentation of Cameron’s leadership campaign and the visual makeover at CCHQ over the last 6 months. Known as a charmer (girls and boys apparently – a truly inclusive moderniser) “beautifully dressed in designer clothes and never been seen wearing a tie” says one admirer*. He came to CCHQ via Policy Exchange and Michael Howard’s office. He had wanted to leave immediately after the election, rumour has it that he might be off to the States where he wants to work on the Democrats’ next presidential campaign, but his French boyfriend may have other ideas.
There are gaps appearing in the management of CCHQ. If it carries on like this Steve Hilton may actually have to go into the Victoria Street office personally.
*Dan favours Paul Smith suits, Diesel jeans, Kurt Geiger shoes and Hugo Boss glasses according to Guido’s fashion correspondent. N.B. those pictures are really of Dan.
Strangely enough Guido is aware of rumours concerning an actual Labour minister who was caught up in Operation Ore, the FBI initiated investigation into perverts who gave their credit card details to a website in order to download kiddie porn. It is common knowledge in senior Labour circles. He has not been publicly exposed – yet.
Guido has a few helpful suggestions:
Finally, when communicating with online supporters or would be supporters;