Tim Ireland will not be happy, but the front page of The Times has a picture of a baby sporting a blue rosette with Anne Milton’s picture on it. Guido feels guilty about comparing her to Julian Clary, she is the Conservative party candidate in Guildford and has suffered an unjustified level of vitriol.

Guido hopes that Andrew Dismore in Finchley loses his seat, not only does he want more holidays for MPs – as if 13 weeks was not enough – he is also the most expensive MP in London. Not worth wasting another penny on him.

Tony Clarke, the ex-Football hooligan, liar and nasty piece of work will I suspect lose his seat, good bye and good riddance. Farewell to Candy Atherton in Falmouth & Camborne, and hopefully welcome to Ashley Crossley, her interest in his sex life and her attempt to “dig the dirt“ on her gay Tory rival, mark her as deserving to be fired.

Guido feels, like the baby in the picture, tired of it all.