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Guido is trialling a new breaking news alert service, where subscribers can have the biggest stories sent straight to their phone as soon as they break, via Whatsapp. This won’t be like some “breaking news” apps, which send you half hour-old news, news will come to your phone as soon as it happens. We won’t spam you either, subscribers will only be sent alerts for the major stories they need to know immediately. What’s more, it is completely free…

The sign up process is simple, Whatsapp users put their name and number in the box below:

You will then receive a text message. Simply add Guido as a contact, open Whatsapp and send us the word ‘JOIN’ to confirm your subscription. We won’t share your number and you can unsubscribe at any time by messaging ‘STOP’.

If enough people find the service useful, Guido will continue it beyond the summer. Sign up to stay in the hyperloop…

Environment Senator Totty Watch: Shrimp on the Barbie Edition

Our ever popular parade of environmentally-friendly politicians continues today with the lovely Larissa Waters, a Green Party Senator from Queensland Australia.

Entrusted with the federal party portfolios of environment and biodiversity, and resources, mining and coal seam gas; Larissa is a bona fide eco-warrior, tirelessly fighting on behalf of Australia’s renewable energy industry. She definitely koalifies for totty watch…

Former Labour MP: Deport Eastern Europeans to Make Space For Refugees

One thing we have all been missing in the debate about refugees is the view of former Labour MP Austin Mitchell:

If a former UKIP candidate had said that…

Friday Caption Contest: Prey for Labour Edition

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Entries in the comments please…

Cameron: UK Will Accept Thousands More Syrian Refugees

“Britain will act with its head and its heart… we will accept thousands more… providing resettlement for thousands more Syrian refugees…”

Stella’s Posh Totty Fan Vote

Tom Watson is going to win by a country mile…

Hamas Endorse Corbyn

It’s the endorsement everyone wanted. Hamas’ deputy foreign minister Ghazi Hamad tells the Telegraph:

“I find that [Corbyn] has very good sympathy and support for the Palestinian cause and the Palestinian struggle and he is frankly against the occupation, against the racist policy of Israel… According to his statements, I feel that he could be very close to the Palestinians, the Arabs and to the Muslims. He supports all the right things in the world regarding freedom, justice, dignity, the right of people under occupation to get their national rights… If he really became the head of the Labour party, he can make a big change to the image of Britain because people here in Palestine feel that Britain has a historical responsibility, in giving Israel the golden chance of establishing their state on the account of the Palestinian people.”

He then called on a future Prime Minister Corbyn to delist Hamas as a terror organisation. Anything for a “friend”…

Oh No! UKIP Order Merchandise With Wrong Referendum Wording

UKIP’s EU referendum campaign is launching this lunchtime, and Guido can offer a sneak peak at what’s in store after being leaked this internal purchase document. Looks like they’ve also been stung by the change to the referendum question. All the merchandise will be branded with ‘No’ rather than ‘Leave’.

Hope all those cufflinks and car stickers didn’t cost too much…

Cooper Finally Savages Corbynomics

It has taken until this late in the contest, but finally someone went for Corbyn. Hard.

The audience roared wildly… for […]

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84% Say Corbyn Won Sky Debate

It would appear to be all over if this is in any way representative…[…]

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Sky News Labour Leadership Debate Live

Have your say in the comments…[…]

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Lib Dim: Teenage Treasurer’s Ticket Trolling

Nathan Goldsmith

Aspiring politician Nathan Goldsmith is the high-ranking treasurer of the Lib Dem youth wing. In his spare time, Nathan also works as a ticket salesman. Rather foolish of him to be bragging on Twitter that he uses his job […]

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